Everything Wrong with National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation in Sappy Minutes or Less
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- Опубликовано: 11 дек 2019
- National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation is a modern classic. It's full of laughs and great gags, and everyone I know loves it. So we decided to list its sins, because it definitely has sins. And we hate good times and do our best to ruin them whenever we can.
Next week: More Modern Christmas Classic Sins & OLD SCHOOL Christmas sins.
Remember, no movie is without sin! Which movie's sins should we expose next?!
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"Hallelujah. Holy shit. Where's the Tylenol?" Is one of the best lines ever written.
Yes. Yes it is!
I have the whole rant on a t shirt. Its glorious
@@andrewhunt1328 wow. Really? I want one of those!
Morning...I’m emptying the shitter.
@@GizmoWellingtonIIIsorry I watch this movie religiously and that is not how the line goes, but I will let it slide “ Merry Christmas, The shitter was full!”
"Where you gonna fit a tree that big Griswold?"
"Bend over and I'll show you."
"You got a lot of nerve talking to me like that Griswold."
"I wasn't talking to you."
I laugh when I saw this.
And ALL of the sins for CinemaSins failing to regard this gem!
I really didn’t get this one when I first saw it 🤣
APPLY ICE TO THE BURNED AREA
So he was going to jam it up the Sheila's box
First of all, there is nothing wrong with Christmas Vacation.
Damn right
Exactly
Legit!
A Christmas tradition. Christmas just isn’t Christmas without this movie, the first Die Hard, and the original Lethal Weapon.
@@theguyfromwalgreens Or, Home Alone
“Do you hear that? It’s funny squeaky sound”
“You couldn’t hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant”
Just they way he says it. I laugh every time.
"THE BLESS - SINGGGG!!!!!!!!!"
play ball!
@@BigAL68xyz I pledge allegiance to the flag...
I'm Partially Deaf In My Left Ear.
Saturday Nite, I Had My Son, His Dad, My Daughter In Law, And 3 Of My Son's 5 Step Kids Over For Pizza.
I Kept Sayin "What Did You Say??" When Someone Talked To Me.
My X Husband Said "You Couldn't Hear A Dump Truck Driving Thru A Nitroglycerin Plant!!!"
We Quote Christmas Vacation ALL The Time!!!!
My Son And I ALWAYS Quote It!!!
I'll Say "Why Is The Carpet All Wet, Todd???"
He'll Say "I Don't KNOW, MARGO!!!!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is my dad’s favorite movie so you bet your ass i’m sending this to him
I literally just screamed texted at my dad that Leonard from big bang was in this movie and sent a screen shot of the young sheldon sin to him.
Omg mine too 😂
Well Ba-Humbug to you too for ruining it for your dad. JK. 😁
Merry Christmas!
@@christopherjakel1049 Merry Christmas to you guys!
dude, saaaaame lol my dad like worships this movie every Christmas haha
I watch this every year. And it never ever gets less funny, especially the end rant, attic scene, Sled scene, and like 98.67% of eddie
No acknowledgement of this is worth 100 sins for Jeremy. Minimum!
Don't forget the cat electrocution. Has my entire family holding our sides from sheer laughter
I agree 10000%
@@benjaminschreibman4745 i must admit that is pretty good
The sled scene is amazing because clark barely pushes the sled and he's halfway down the mountain in a second.
I think the scene where Clark is in the attic watching the old home movie is heartwarming and done perfectly, even his reactions as he watches. It's just short enough to not feel overdone or dragging, but that it's there at all gives the movie even more heart than it already has.
John Salerno,
That part where Clark has a heart to heart talk with Ruby-Sue about Santa is also touching.
Right up to the point where he falls out of the attic. 😂😂😂😂
@@MrMJmusicLover lol, which is a perfect ending to the scene too!
“This here’s an RV”... Actually saw that as a bumper sticker on someone’s motor home a few weeks back. Cousin Eddie approves 👍
lol nice
that there clark is an Rrrrrrr vvvvvv
Why does that line always make me laugh?? 🤣
all of the vacation movies are like 80% "they survive this"
Not Aunt Ruth or her dog. They died
@@overactiveimagination9647 Aunt Ruth? You mean Aunt Edna.
@@jeremiahhester6408 maybe
And that cat that was electrocuted by the christmas tree lights
“IS THIS THE AIRPORT CLARK”
“IS RUSTY STILL IN THE NAVY”
Man I love that old lady
Grace! She passed away 50 years ago.
@@CookieStealingPanda ...with liberty and justice for all.
*AMEN*
@@CookieStealingPanda 30 years ago.
"Is your house on fire, Clark?"
"It's not every day someone moves into a new house."
@@Rockhound6165 This house.... is bigger than your old one!
The superposing of the opening music from “The Shining” over the Griswolds driving to get their tree in the opening sequences of Christmas Vacation is one of the best mashups yet
"Are you surprised Clark?"
"Surprised Eddie? If i woke up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet i wouldn't be any more surprised than i am right now"
Best line in the movie.. 🤣💀
ROFL. A great line
Yes. Love thst one. Also the one where Eddie is telling Clark about his dog humping like a Mississippi hound and how its best just to let him ride it out. And the story about how Ruby Sues eyes got crossed and uncrossed. Ive seen this movie 500 times i should know the exact quotes. 🤷🏼♀️
My favorite line!
Not as good as Clarks rant against his boss
@@e.sterling141 kicked in the head by a mule
So many great lines, but my favorite exchange:
*Aunt Bethany:* "Do you hear it? It's a funny squeaky sound."
*Uncle Louis:* "You couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin plant."
Grace died 30years ago..
and the way he points to his mouth and drags out “the blessing!”
Dinner alone makes this movie a classic
@@theraVen27
Or, during the revolving shot of the dinner table as everyone's eating, you see Ellen bring a fork up, flick the food to the side, and pretend to eat.
It's truly a "blink, and you miss it" moment.
I used to say that as a kid in elementary school
@@theraVen27 oh God that was a hilarious scene
My Mom is half deaf and my dad and brother say that to her all the time. Her response when she hear it? "Is Rusty still in the Navy?" or fuck you both.
“Why’s the carpet wet Tod!?” “I don’t know Margo!”: one of the best scenes ever
I found a couples set of ugly christmas sweaters online with those quoted on them lol
@@Raven2389 my Aunt and Uncle wore them to our Christmas party, lol
@@abutton117 Thats amazing lol
Todd GACH?!
@@Raven2389 I hope you bought them
2:01 It can, and it did. This was the late 80s and they were just insane (and possibly coked-up) enough to do this stunt for real with a stunt driver.
You can even see the metal bars they put between the car and the truck tires to prevent it from being crushed if he slowed down too much. To his credit, the stunt driver absolutely nailed it, matching the pace perfectly. Hell, I'd take a sin off for that precision alone but I'm not here to tell you how to sin your cinema.
I guess this movie is what made the Fast and Furious movies do that
@@joemeier659 exactly. This was the original idea
This is everybody’s dad’s favorite movie
I'm a girl with no kids (probably your dad's age though) and it's my favorite too. It just isn't Christmas until I see this movie. 😂
That is true it wouldn't be a Christmas without me and my dad forcing all our family members sit down with salmon butties and a 3 litre bottle of diet pepsi to watch this movie
tawnyad are u sure ur my dad’s age? He’s in his 60s, but ur right this movie definitely makes Christmas
@@afuckingturtle1489 Okay he's got about 20 years on me, but I'll put on my Griswold family Christmas shirt and come watch the movie any time. 😂
This is a fact
This is my fathers favorite Christmas movie
No sins removed for "Bend over and I'll show you." "I wasn't talking to you." Where's Birdman when you need him?
Or aunt Bethany saying "Grace? She passed away 30 years ago" and the pledge instead of the blessing 😂😂
Once you go tree you never go Todd.
Th3Birdman needs to visit this one as a gift to us this Christmas! 💝
Maybe hell do it this Christmas
National Lampoon Christmas Vacation: One of the best Christmas movie ever.
Classic and funny movie that doesnt go "chistmas is a joyous jolly happy time" but rather "families are dicks. And nothing goes right "
no one’s disputing that, and this movie doesn’t need defending. did you read the video description?
@@stormcloudsabound who said we were? We were just agreeing its a good movie
@AJ exactly, people who read descriptions have common sense.
I agreed! No sins at all movie!
My favourite:-
Clark: Nobody's leaving. Nobody's walking out on this fun, old-fashioned family Christmas. No, no. We're all in this together. This is a full-blown, four-alarm holiday emergency here. We're gonna press on, and we're gonna have the hap, hap, happiest Christmas since Bing Crosby tap-danced with Danny f###ing Kaye.
And when Santa squeezes his fat wide a** down the chimney tonight, he’s going to find the jolliest bunch of a**holes this side of the nuthouse.
@@apeters38 *white, and now that I think about it, that probably warrants a "That's racist" sin.
It's ALMOST as good as his rant from the original film: "I'm gonna have fun, and you're gonna have fun. We're all gonna have so much f**kin' fun, we'll need plastic surgery to remove our G-D smiles! We'll be whistling "Zip-a-dee-doo-dah" out of our a$$holes!"
@@jeffbaer5851 Yeah, both of those lines are classic!!
Thats what my hubby has been saying as I turned Grinch back in 2021
"Don't throw me down, Clark."
"I'll try not to, Aunt Bethany."
That back and forth has been stuck in my brain for decades.
This made me lol because even with the hundreds of times I've watched this movie I dont think i ever understood what she was saying there to Clark. So good. 🤣
I died when he said “not even Kim Jong Un would do that to his uncle.” Lmao.
Not even a “he survives this” for the explosion in the gas line
Thought he would say more in the sledding part.
And c'mon, watching and listening to Clark singing "Joy to the World" in that low falsetto is HILARIOUS.
I think Eddie gets all those bags of dog food because Clark is buying it so he’s kinda stocking up
"Yes, it's a bit nipply out, I mean nippy out."
Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz lol
“What am I saying, ‘nipple’?” 😆
"It wouldn't be the Christmas season if the stores were any less hooter than-- hotter than they are!"
Tis the season to be Merry.
Well, that’s my name.
No Shit.
Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz
We’d be like that too shopping in public and interacting with store clerks
I might need to look up some additional materials of that actress. For research purposes.
I love how you’re now doubling down on Christmas movies for this year.
Also, does anyone remember when this channel tried to calculate how much money in damages this movie caused?
Yes, they need to bring back "What's The Damage?", I was watching the WTD Christmas Vacation yesterday.
I miss THAT! 😁😁😁
Good times
@@RoddThunderheart That was some of the most hilarious content this channel has seen.
That stereo equipment looks expensive! (kerching)
“Everything wrong with Christmas Vacation”
...there is nothing wrong. End video.
This is still one of the best Christmas movies ever, because it is about the true meaning of Christmas: getting exactly what you wanted!
Fun fact the one grandma with dementia was original voice of Betty boop
Olive oyl
Really!! That’s awesome.
thatmar1neguy You mean Aunt Bethany?
Kira Nolan
The one that says the pledge instead of grace
"One Angry Man here would be excellent at Cinema Sins."
Props to Jeremy and company for recognizing EG Marshall and making the "12 Angry Men" reference! 👍
I expect nothing else
" If you want to come in your going to have to break down this god damn door!" " And COMPLETELY without a search warrant. U.S. A!!! U.S.A!!!" That killed me
“Everyone knows Chicago doesn’t get any warm summer days.”
I lived in Chicago for 20 years. It swings wildly between -40 in the winter to 90s (and even the occasional 100 in the summer).
One of the greatest Christmas films ever.
Yeppp
This was honestly the worst film I've seen
@@niamhcostello4766 I gotta agree with you, it really wasn't that funny. There were a few good laughs in the first 20 minutes or so but that's really about it. I don't see what the big deal is about this movie.
@@spaceace4387 Its a classic everyone grew up watching with the family every year at Christmas
@@spaceace4387 "don't see what the big deal is" is a far cry from "worst movie everrrrr"
I have to admit I didn't expect the "Pegging" Joke.
"I have to admit I didn't expect the pegging" is also what he said to his girlfriend in college.
when you don't know what pegging is and have to shamefully look it up on google.
@@jimmym3352 A definite NSFW search
TK Los Angeles now you tell me. *sigh* it’s hell getting old.
You should have. His girlfriend in college really did a number on him.
This is still one of my favorite Christmas movies, the old man always cracks me up "you couldn't hear a dump truck driving through a nitroglycerin factory" 😂LMAO😂
I was hoping to see a sin for “I keep myself up at night imagining what sick things he does alone in his bed”
11:01 You used the clip of Eddie crushing Clark’s lightbulbs with the dog food, but didn’t mention it. Most ppl don’t even notice it, it’s so funny.
Oh definitely a very funny part! Also, when Clark and Eddie are in the livingroom, and Clark's like "Can i refill your eggnog for you? Get you something to eat? Drive you out to the middle of nowhere, leave you for dead?" Hilarious!
Oh my god I didn't notice that, I was just laughing at the dialogue and the giant ass bags of dog food 😂😂
@markmac Eddie: That's an RV. Don't get attached to it though, cuz we're takin it with us when we leave here in 2 months
Clark: *chokes on his eggnog*
I’ve always noticed it. LOL.
@@BrettLeeClark Same. I saw the movie at the theaters as a kid, and after tons of viewings (every Christmas) and many years going by I finally noticed it. As well as Eddies pants bulge. Which is ridiculously large and off to one side if you look. It had to have been done on purpose.
2 things he's right on for sure
1. How they dug out the Christmas tree and how quick it was
2. How did eddie know where Clark's boss lived at
Frank Shirley, gave his street, probably looked it up in a phone book...the used to give full addresses
Yes, Clark mentioned his boss' street name during his Christmas Eve rant.
3. Clark went about 6,000 mph on the sled through the trees and didnt hit 1.
It's a silly, unrealistic National Lampoons comedy. Doesn't matter about the tree or the boss. Only a total nit-picky moron wouldn't suspend disbelief with a movie like Christmas Vacation.
There was apparently a cut plotline where they go try to find an axe from the tree farm manager, but the best they can get is a shovel.
How is this video not 11 seconds long it's nearly a perfect film.
How the heck do you get all that rubbish in the attic and not floor the attic properly 1st.
Mind blowing.
This movie will always be a must watch Especially for Christmas.
Of all the outtakes, I wasnt expecting "Squirrel"!
Like a "Christmas story" and "The Princess Bride", this movie is a classic. I own all three, and watch them every year.
Yes. Three perfect films. Hats off to you for knowing princess bride. As you wish!!!
"Also, why is this truck staying in the left lane on the road..."
I see you've not been to Tucson, AZ.
Well played sir
My second favorite Xmas movie behind A Christmas Story.
What about die hard and home alone
TuckTuck same
@@Locadel2003 same here.
Ho Ho Ho, Now I have a machine gun.
And who could forget
I'm down here you big horse's ass.
It's been awhile since i could watch home alone 1 my disc for it is not working since i got it
@markmac i got the home alone 1 2 and three collection on my birthday 2 3 years ago and i still dont have a replacement for home alone 1
To be honest i don't even give a shit about the story i just love watching two incompetent grown up burglars get their asses kick by a 10 year old and again the next year by the same kid
Watch the The Lion in Winter or Three Days of the Condor if you want that special holiday glow.
_"Dear, dear. Whatever shall we do with mother..."_
8:57 -"Man, remember when Randy Quaid only PLAYED characters like this?" XD
The elite have destroyed Randy for not playing the hollyweird game , it's sick. But so is the industry.
"Hey Griswold, nice tree. Where are you going to put it"?
"Bend over and I'll show you".
"Well, that was rude".
"I wasn't talk to you". 😂
Truly one of the best quotes in cinematic history
@@kahisoerickson1059 that line always slays me. 🤣
@@esands36 yes! Me too
LOVE the "Young Doctors in Love" outtake at 15:09. Wonderful that anyone else in the world besides me remembers, and apparently appreciates the humor of, that film.
Spies Like Us, surely?
@@bmacpher Unsure what you mean. The outtake is from YDIL, not SLU.
The sentence should've been the one year membership to the jelly of the month club
Kathy, that's the gift that keeps on giving the whole year round!
That it is Kerrie. That it is indeed.
First of all, there isn’t anything wrong with this movie lol
I imagine the commentator sitting in the back of the theatre muttering all the sins he encounters at the movies... if he even attends a theatre
Nah, he just sits in his mom's basement, making these lists with his imaginary friend
@@KlaustheViking Hell I've started doing this whenever I see a movie, not out loud but thinking it to myself xD
JunkyVirus same but when I sit by friends I’ll say the sins
Stolen comment
Gawd damn, Beverly Diangelo was so hot back then.
I liked the 1st one where she is in the shower I paused that many times!!
@@josephfrank1472 Amen!
@as of now I bet you've got me wrong
Amen!
Did nobody notice Santa’s list literally had “Gaylord” on it?
Yep
Yeah, it's a name
yeah that's funny
Last time Clark brought his family to my Park I had to tell him "Sorry Folks Parks Closed!".
You forgot the fact that “auxiliary” was spelled wrong in the power outage scene.
Lil_A_20 2.0
Even nostalgia Critic got that first
Well, he did misspell Lindsey Buckingham's name in the caption as well.
Lil_A_20 2.0 and the fact that the boss should have gave Clark his job back instead of a big bonus
I have to watch this every year, this is a classic, this gets funnier every year, love the cast. Randy Quaid was a comedic genius in this movie, his comedic timing was perfect and Chevy Chase as the straight man who goes a little psycho was great too. "The Shitter was Full" with Randy smoking a cigar was hilarous. I also loved when Rusty showed up at the counter of the store and Chevy's reaction.
There’s nothing wrong, this movie is great
I love when CinemasSins points out something which has always bothered me in a movie. It is ridiculous that the grandparents would stay with them for at least two weeks. Especially since it means one set of grandparents has to sleep in bunkbeds and Audrey and Russ have to sleep in the same bed.
I think the bigger question is: Where did Eddie get that enormous bow?
Nobody ever talks about that
Some questions are better left unanswered forever. My wild guess: Murray's character's wife or daughter got a human-sized teddy bear for christmas.
He stopped by a car dealership on the way.
today in 2019 i just figured out that this Kid is Leonard from the big bang theory
December 2020 for me, My nephew told me just two days before I watched this, Right after he asked me what my favorite Christmas movie was, being this...
This "Everything Wrong with" episode is brought to you by Jack Daniels.
I love this movie and watch it every year. Every time I do I always wonder how that cluster of Christmas light extension cords didn't spark and set the whole house ablaze. Everyone knows that Christmas lights don't exactly have the best power sources, so put 100 of them together and... **DING**
G-Unit1111
Aunt Bethany does ask a good question when she arrives
“Is your house on fire Clark?”
Well, not yet....
@@user-dr2yz8um3d Aunt Bethany would be amazing at Cinema Sins! **ding**
"Eat my rubber!"
Midnight Club Still Cancelled Soz let’s burn some dust here
"If the sap was this bad, how did he get his pajamas on?"
"Bend over and I'll show ya."
Clark says anyone with a lit match will be blown to smithereens while Eddie has a lit cigar in his mouth.
“And now, you’ve officially taken it to far, buddy.”
The attic scene is campy, but seeing him disappear when Ellen pulls the chain makes me laugh every time. Plus, Ray Charles singing Spirit of Christmas.
Every single time I know that ladder is going to hit him in the head - and every single time I laugh hysterical anyway.
My family and I watch this movie every Christmas
Frank T why
Regardless of all of this, I still just love it. It is a guilty pleasure😂
They don’t need a search warrant if they have probable cause. So with an active kidnapping in progress they were within the law
Yay.
Very good
To burst into the house next-door, though?
@@Lunafalls that's true but I was mainly talking about the attack on the griswold household
But the scene shown in this video was when they burst in on the neighbor lying on her couch. 🙂
How dare you Cinemasins! You leave the Griswalds alone! LoL
League of Legends?
I was JUST watching this and thinking : “they need to make cinemasins of this”
I haven't started the video but I can tell you this movie is flawless ( in my opinion ), this is the only movie I think you shouldn't of sinned
Dad used to make me watch this every year after Christmas dinner even though it came out 12 years before I was born... was a fun tradition
11:15
"Happy Birthday" wrapping paper on a Christmas present *ding*
Maybe it's "Happy Birthday, Jesus?"
The lady had alzheimers, so it doesn’t need a sin. People with alzheimers tend to get confused like that.
14:23 That SWAT guy or whatever is pointing his rifle at the little girl's head
I love the ends of these, when a one-second audio clip can make you laugh out loud because you know where it’s from and you immediately get the context. 15:44 was one of those for me.
This is my dads all time favourite movie and he has watched it every year since it came out.
Jack Robertson
Mine too
We watched it endlessly on vhs then on dvd
“That it is Edward.”
C'mon, that "Merry Christmas, Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass" stuff is HILARIOUS. Chevy Chase. I've seen horrible movies, but he sort of almost redeems that. Almost.
I love your "A Chicago Bears fan!" moment, like you'd have to trek out into the wilderness to catch even a glimpse of one like Bigfoot. Maybe you do. I wouldn't know.
My favorite was when Clark was ranting and raving about his boss! Even funnier was when Eddie actually took Clark seriously and went to get Mr. Shirley!
One Christmas movie you still have to do: Polar Express.
Rainbow Runner - Good call.
Rainbow Runner I love that movie. Been waiting for them to cover it for a while
Wait, he hasn't done that yet? I could have sworn I remembered seeing that one.
@@yoda908 I searched it on RUclips and no he hasn't done it.
You mean the Tom Hanks is every character express?
My geometry teacher dressed up as Eddie in the bathrobe with a vacuum hose for costume day before Christmas break 😂😂
I never noticed julia louise dreyfus' reaction when the tree crashes through the window. She's trying hard not to crack up laughing.
*Speaking of cat sins, I can't wait till you sin that damn "Cats" movie.*
Jim B. - Furry cat bewbs.
A trillion damn sins? Is it possible?
9:09
You missed Eddie's obvious black turtleneck dickie under his sweater
7:42 I've been closed in an attic before and my hearing impaired father didn't hear my yells for nearly a half hour
BOOM! ROASTED!!
Literally the only sin this movie committed was not having Holiday Road in it! It's a classic!
My favorite part was when that black police chief was like that is kind of messed up you didn't give this man his bonus if I had a rubber hose I would beat you.
The shinning-theme changes the driving scene completly.
Reminded me of Fargo
@@lgl8118 Ohh yess.. another gem
It's funny how on all the National Lampoon Vacation movies not only the kids are played by completely different actors they end up being different ages as well
This is absolutely your best sins video. You said the things most have us have said to this movie since the day it came out. Brilliant!
5:06 - You forgot Marie Barone from Everybody Loves Raymond.
It’s my Dads favorite Christmas movie.
Michael McJunkin ditto
If your dad was a dad in the 80s, it's every dad's favourite Christmas movie. :)
Dad loved war movies so I've never seen this.
I cannot believe you didn’t sin “if you rub it for me, I’ll give you a whole quarter”
first of all, this movie is incredible and deserves no sins
I knew before even clicking that there would be 1 sin removal for Clark's meltdown. There was no way there couldn't be, it's just too damn classic.
haha, i gotcha this time cinemasins, there’s nothing wrong with this fil-
right.
And don't forget the mother from "Everybody Love's Raymond". (Doris Roberts, who plays Elle's mother)
There’s nothing wrong with this movie. Take this blasphemy off.