Smashburger Founder Tom Ryan Teaches Us How to Make A Smashburger

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  • Опубликовано: 24 дек 2024

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  • @LeskoBrandon2x
    @LeskoBrandon2x 3 года назад +6843

    He’s the type of guy that wakes up his whole family to tell them he’s going to bed.

    • @pdmore123
      @pdmore123 3 года назад +32

      Haha

    • @ogregory1130
      @ogregory1130 3 года назад +22

      😂😂

    • @timothycook5771
      @timothycook5771 3 года назад +178

      Dude you mad me laugh so hard my girl woke up and yelled at me for waking her up.

    • @aliwalid325
      @aliwalid325 3 года назад +217

      @@timothycook5771 tell her that you are going to sleep😂

    • @ExposedChannel247
      @ExposedChannel247 3 года назад +58

      Reminds me of my dad, had to always remind everyone in the house he was taking a nap.

  • @marlkalone7361
    @marlkalone7361 4 года назад +5181

    This guy is the human version of trying to increase word count for an essay.

    • @kevinlagunes9844
      @kevinlagunes9844 4 года назад +14

      😂

    • @Dannychunk
      @Dannychunk 4 года назад +25

      Damn your comment really cracked me up 😂😂😂

    • @nilen
      @nilen 4 года назад +12

      What other version is not human?

    • @joshua7015
      @joshua7015 4 года назад +14

      @@nilen The paper

    • @blakehiggan5960
      @blakehiggan5960 4 года назад +2

      😂😂😂 facts lol

  • @grelleezy
    @grelleezy 3 года назад +3725

    I almost made the perfect smash burger, but my spatula was at a 48 degree angle which totally destroyed everything.

    • @eliastorre
      @eliastorre 3 года назад +40

      Totally relatable.

    • @pltatman1
      @pltatman1 3 года назад +98

      Yeah, without a proper bisection you're going to get incongruent flavor. Although in my humble opinion, mathematically speaking, 69 is best.

    • @eliastorre
      @eliastorre 3 года назад +12

      @@pltatman1 will it affect other measurements if I'm using radians?

    • @TraumaER
      @TraumaER 3 года назад +5

      Better luck next time!

    • @TraumaER
      @TraumaER 3 года назад +3

      @@eliastorre pi/4

  • @seamustheplatypus
    @seamustheplatypus 10 месяцев назад +178

    I immediately knew the comments section for this was going to be legendary.

    • @iankorb158
      @iankorb158 4 месяца назад +2

      Didn’t even watch the video, went straight to comments to start hatin

    • @michaelashby4036
      @michaelashby4036 3 месяца назад

      lol!

  • @andydressler6761
    @andydressler6761 4 года назад +2334

    I flipped my burger at a 41 degree angle and it opened up a portal to hell and released several angry demons. Last time I made that mistake.

  • @KapitalElement
    @KapitalElement 3 года назад +1866

    Can the camera man get an award? It’s tough to remain out of focus the entire video but you did it! Way to go!

    • @itsjoemofo
      @itsjoemofo 3 года назад +17

      Haha yes man. From 2 mins on I was raging

    • @MsButterfly1179
      @MsButterfly1179 3 года назад +1

      🤣

    • @j-dub8369
      @j-dub8369 3 года назад +7

      I kept waiting for the auto focus…

    • @HansDelbruck53
      @HansDelbruck53 3 года назад +4

      I think he got an under-cooked burger as a reward.

    • @Mumbamumba
      @Mumbamumba 2 года назад +25

      This video is nine years old, focus wasn't invented back then and the world was kinda naturally blurry as well.

  • @Erik0207
    @Erik0207 2 года назад +1233

    The hair
    The slim black leather watch
    The turtle neck
    The matching black apron
    The parchment paper top layer
    The inability to find a spatula
    The 45 degree angle spatula maneuver
    The top secret pepper salt and garlic mix
    The 2 minute 35 second cook time
    The highly designed and engineered patent pending smash tool
    The man
    The myth
    The legend

    • @delornegg
      @delornegg 2 года назад +7

      rofl

    • @jagoq53
      @jagoq53 2 года назад +74

      Steve Jobs on $3.85/h

    • @jamesstolzstolz5050
      @jamesstolzstolz5050 2 года назад +4

      You're hilarious brother, funny shit don't care who you are!!!!

    • @picnicsupplies
      @picnicsupplies 2 года назад +3

      Couldn’t have said it better

    • @Ang3l_dwg
      @Ang3l_dwg 2 года назад +1

      🐐

  • @yeeeehaaawbuddy
    @yeeeehaaawbuddy Год назад +135

    It's not funny until you realize that he's being absolutely serious.

  • @VideoLosers
    @VideoLosers 8 лет назад +2406

    my mans got the innovator outifit starter pack

    • @edmondemitchell4568
      @edmondemitchell4568 7 лет назад +61

      Ramon de los Reyes Im sure he has new balances on too.

    • @orangepinecan
      @orangepinecan 7 лет назад +29

      edmonde mitchell yes those help for calculations

    • @GodAwfulUsername
      @GodAwfulUsername 7 лет назад +99

      He looks like one nervous breakdown away from supervillain.

    • @lh5269
      @lh5269 7 лет назад +4

      Ramon de los Reyes dudes a tool

    • @70Slinger
      @70Slinger 7 лет назад +2

      GodAwfulUsername Lol

  • @SirTomFoolery
    @SirTomFoolery 3 года назад +433

    It's like Steve Jobs and Colonel Sanders had a baby and he was raised by an art gallery.

    • @weed22k
      @weed22k 3 года назад

      derivative.i.ibb.co/Ht0tFym/Yad2-Zin0k-Uaj-Lfur55q-J5i8f-NIF4-B3-IJ8-QNk-QWlt3ug0na-Ht6-UPOZ2l8-H4q-S0c-LEtgahoq-M64-LQb-AQp-FA5.gif

    • @MajorConnizzle
      @MajorConnizzle 3 года назад +12

      underrated comment

    • @mattferrell8039
      @mattferrell8039 2 года назад +16

      Raised by Andy Warhol

    • @TheVillest
      @TheVillest 2 года назад

      andy was such a dirty bag

    • @pouchang1978
      @pouchang1978 2 года назад +1

      Oh man hahahahaha GOLD

  • @rockzero12345
    @rockzero12345 5 лет назад +2489

    Dude is grilling hamburgers wearing a turtle neck, I don’t trust this at all.

    • @Peter-nj5mv
      @Peter-nj5mv 5 лет назад +14

      Gray FiveNine he's grilling the burger upwards, so unique.

    • @brandonnsanders1374
      @brandonnsanders1374 5 лет назад +38

      @@Peter-nj5mv bro his jeans are bedazzled

    • @alexnelson8
      @alexnelson8 5 лет назад +45

      He also had to ask where the tools were...

    • @anthonyparkinson5820
      @anthonyparkinson5820 5 лет назад +52

      A hair net would be nice, too.

    • @Gamer4EvaTrailers
      @Gamer4EvaTrailers 5 лет назад +22

      @@anthonyparkinson5820 Hes wearing a wig, they don't molt.

  • @smittywerbenjagermanjensen4446
    @smittywerbenjagermanjensen4446 2 года назад +205

    Love how he gives them forks to sample a single crushed piece of ground beef as if he just made a gourmet filet mignon

    • @fcukugimmeausername
      @fcukugimmeausername 2 года назад +4

      Yes! lmao.

    • @mtpstv94
      @mtpstv94 Год назад +2

      Seriously. It's a fucking burger. You can NOT make that taste anything special by itself on a plate like that. There is no magic there. A good burger happens with the combination of ingredients, the great bread, etc.
      Eating a burger by itself on a plate no matter what magic you think you have is the most boring, uninspiring, waste of beef. You don't find people eating it that way for a reason. You would rather just opt out of beef and eat something else at that point.

    • @tclark5481
      @tclark5481 Год назад +10

      It's better, he built an empire off those burgers. Not many filet mignon franchises around. LOL

    • @jaycaldwell654
      @jaycaldwell654 6 месяцев назад

      @@tclark5481he filed for bankruptcy secretly a year ago

    • @Carl_McMelvin
      @Carl_McMelvin 6 месяцев назад +4

      Gourmet filet mignon? Lol wtf. Have you ever eaten filet? Worst cut of steak there is. 😂

  • @tylermoser
    @tylermoser 3 года назад +134

    Came to the comments to roast him but I feel like y'all have done enough lmao

  • @robertdean138
    @robertdean138 4 года назад +1378

    You know this dude is a mean ass boss just by the “hey guys.”

    • @TheZacek
      @TheZacek 4 года назад +86

      Yeah he doesnt even know Where they
      keep the spatula

    • @evan8654
      @evan8654 4 года назад +28

      Was thinking the same thing

    • @shawnbass4936
      @shawnbass4936 4 года назад +59

      Yup you can tell hes a dickhead boss and the turnover rate at his restaurant is probably ridiculous

    • @LilXancheX
      @LilXancheX 4 года назад +26

      @@shawnbass4936 he looks like my grandma with that white granny hair

    • @ssamnine
      @ssamnine 4 года назад +17

      seems like a massive prick

  • @madswinebbq
    @madswinebbq 6 лет назад +458

    Before flipping burger:
    1) Don't breathe
    2) Tighten butt muscles
    3) Make sure no chance of rain
    4) Spatula is in line with Jupiter
    5) Wifi signal strength is strong

  • @chefbabyryan1
    @chefbabyryan1 9 месяцев назад +52

    Just in case anyone was wondering The “magic seasoning” is MSG

    • @lacanuck1
      @lacanuck1 6 месяцев назад

      I thought that right away.

    • @timmathews803
      @timmathews803 Месяц назад +1

      Is that why restaurant burgers are always better I could never figure that out

    • @Rowebot15
      @Rowebot15 Месяц назад

      It works for KFC

  • @christ.5051
    @christ.5051 4 года назад +962

    “you can really taste that burger in every bite” ...... uhhh yeah cause you’re eating a burger........

    • @DJ.LakeSea
      @DJ.LakeSea 4 года назад +7

      I think he's referring to the fact that a lot of smash burger joints have finished burgers which you can only taste the cheese, bun, sauce and pickles. Every smash burger joint I've been too is exactly like that, can't taste the beef amongst too much of everything else. (And probably because their patties end up dry and crumbly)

    • @WasteOfSpaceXIII
      @WasteOfSpaceXIII 4 года назад +2

      They always say some shit like that lol

    • @BatkoBrat
      @BatkoBrat 4 года назад +14

      "That caramelized flavour has a lot of... Flavour in it"
      Talk about eloquence

    • @PanAndScanBuddy
      @PanAndScanBuddy 4 года назад +1

      Some burgers it's not uniform. If you make one at home it can be...gross in the middle. Bad.

    • @harmmoney3397
      @harmmoney3397 3 года назад +1

      Right lmao, like no shit buddy hahaha.

  • @jasonpercy184
    @jasonpercy184 2 года назад +406

    The world is lucky that this wizard figured out how to press a burger on a flat grill. He cracked the code .

    • @usarms149
      @usarms149 Год назад +3

      That WAS sarcasm, right?

    • @mitchcumstein9808
      @mitchcumstein9808 Год назад +9

      There’s a diner chain in east Detroit suburbs that’s been doing this since 50’s

    • @drew.p.weiner
      @drew.p.weiner Год назад +1

      @@mitchcumstein9808 what's the name? Please

    • @mitchcumstein9808
      @mitchcumstein9808 Год назад +4

      @@drew.p.weiner Travis

    • @drew.p.weiner
      @drew.p.weiner Год назад +1

      @@mitchcumstein9808 thank u

  • @StevieWhy00
    @StevieWhy00 3 года назад +846

    He's the kind of guy that gets out of the shower to take a piss

  • @deanhanna3358
    @deanhanna3358 Год назад +320

    when he yelled "guys where is the spatula" and it was right under the grill, I knew that man has never worked in a kitchen a day in his life.

    • @andrewkielbasowycz1915
      @andrewkielbasowycz1915 Год назад +20

      never needed to, hes a salesman. a business man.

    • @kurtvonfricken6829
      @kurtvonfricken6829 Год назад +10

      OPM
      OPL
      The secrets to success.
      Other people’s money
      Other people’s labor
      I’m not wrong😊

    • @boredboxing
      @boredboxing Год назад +2

      @@kurtvonfricken6829the labor employed and the money used is for an idea, concept, and foundation not sought after by the former.

    • @guysolis5843
      @guysolis5843 9 месяцев назад +3

      What have you ever cooked beside rock for the toads?

    • @jaycaldwell654
      @jaycaldwell654 6 месяцев назад

      @@andrewkielbasowycz1915he’s a sleazy loser. He was arrested for beating his wife

  • @edi8656
    @edi8656 3 года назад +1503

    This guy is an absolute legend
    In his own mind

    • @death2pc
      @death2pc 2 года назад

      Also, a legend to his blow-up doll.................

    • @danovichi
      @danovichi 2 года назад +28

      @@death2pc Love him, hate him, his net worth probably far exceeds yours - from founding a cheeseburger chain. Keep on working, chump change.

    • @yetidodger6650
      @yetidodger6650 2 года назад

      @@danovichi he's not gonna shag you.

    • @kevinjacks1258
      @kevinjacks1258 2 года назад

      @@danovichi good god ur just as douchey as this guy lol

    • @issacclark6109
      @issacclark6109 2 года назад +12

      Actually after he saw this video he unfriended himself

  • @jasonw4053
    @jasonw4053 4 года назад +1609

    “Little bit of natural magic” probably MSG

    • @YUYEVEN07
      @YUYEVEN07 3 года назад +62

      @Loyalty1269 bleached ass hairs 🤣

    • @daniellion5291
      @daniellion5291 3 года назад +109

      Msg is good

    • @jasonw4053
      @jasonw4053 3 года назад +42

      @@daniellion5291 hell yeah it is

    • @umai5332
      @umai5332 3 года назад +13

      exactly what i thought

    • @davegtown
      @davegtown 3 года назад +8

      Thought the same lmao

  • @johnkimball5872
    @johnkimball5872 3 года назад +1383

    This guy is a genius and he knows it. His hair screams excellence ,his turtleneck demands respect.👍

    • @Adele-195
      @Adele-195 3 года назад +64

      And his personality emulates douchiness

    • @johnkimball5872
      @johnkimball5872 3 года назад +11

      @@Adele-195 lmao yeah Forsure. You nailed that one.🤣😭

    • @aritrosan7698
      @aritrosan7698 3 года назад +1

      Accoring to him

    • @sherlockgnomes8971
      @sherlockgnomes8971 3 года назад +10

      Looks like a wig haha

    • @flukedogwalker3016
      @flukedogwalker3016 3 года назад +19

      Steve Jobs had the same turtleneck. Turtleneck is king.
      Haircut is secondary to turtleneck.
      Doucheland Uber alles.

  • @texasraider1137
    @texasraider1137 2 года назад +32

    I don’t often flip burgers at my restaurant, but when I do, I flip them with a metal spatula at exactly 45 degrees of angle. I am: The Most Interesting Man In The World.

  • @Schaffsbiggestfan
    @Schaffsbiggestfan 3 года назад +2669

    So to address everyone's points:
    1. He is not the boss of the place. He own a whole chain of restaurants and is visiting this one. Think of it like Col.Sanders visiting a KFC and cooking chicken for the employees.
    2. Although he almost definitely did not invent the smashburger, he sure as hell capitilized on it's popularity.
    3. He did not know where the spatula was because he does not work there. He is visiting one of his chains.
    4. Yes he does sound like a douche.
    5. Whether is really is a douche is debatable.
    6. Yee-yee ass haircut

    • @pfederico574
      @pfederico574 3 года назад +274

      I was not expecting that “yee-yee ass haircut” lmfao. Nice

    • @conanobrian8580
      @conanobrian8580 3 года назад +74

      I agree. He acts like God. Uses fancy words to describe burger cooking. patented smasher lol

    • @otonielroman4025
      @otonielroman4025 3 года назад +71

      Actually work for this company they are patented smashers, just replying to someones message here. My coworkers and I have a theory that it’s just a wig 😭

    • @pvtparts90
      @pvtparts90 3 года назад +183

      I dont think he sounded douchey at all. In fact I actually thought he sounded way more down to eart than 90% of CEOs and founders.

    • @Schaffsbiggestfan
      @Schaffsbiggestfan 3 года назад +19

      @@pvtparts90 exactly

  • @chunkskifarms3242
    @chunkskifarms3242 4 года назад +446

    I love how he calls MSG “natural magic”. 🤣

    • @ashleywilson8819
      @ashleywilson8819 3 года назад +31

      Its found in tomatoes so its pretty natural

    • @locustjohn3865
      @locustjohn3865 3 года назад +14

      @@ashleywilson8819 Parmesan cheese also.

    • @TheRAMBO9191
      @TheRAMBO9191 3 года назад +28

      MSG is god teir to a kitchen.

    • @julesl6910
      @julesl6910 3 года назад +18

      @@ashleywilson8819 imagine tomatoes being concentrated into cocaine. That's msg. The same argument is used for coca leaves.

    • @TheRealMasonYoung
      @TheRealMasonYoung 2 года назад +12

      Underrated comment. I was literally thinking the exact same thing.
      He either didn't want to be called out for it and have the anti-msg train all over him, or thought he could be all slick with his "Natural Magic" secret lol

  • @maxf7superstriker625
    @maxf7superstriker625 3 года назад +160

    If i was lost this guy would be the last person if ask for directions.

    • @chipskylark8869
      @chipskylark8869 3 года назад +4

      If you take a left at the last place I told you to take a right at last time, you might find a lot of flavor of you just do this and do that.

    • @wavemaker2077
      @wavemaker2077 3 года назад +3

      Do you see your hand with the watch? That is your left hand. Since that is your left hand, we can surmise that the other hand is your right hand. Coincidentally, your left hand corresponds to the left direction. But you are not going to the left. You are also not going to the right. Can you see the tall building just behind me? That is the place that you are looking for.

    • @GarethVaughan-my1fw
      @GarethVaughan-my1fw 2 месяца назад

      Just hold to that 45 degree angle, you'll be alright then !

  • @jeffdowdy9419
    @jeffdowdy9419 Год назад +76

    Up next, he will get a bun out of the bag, if he can find the bag. He will totally blow your mind how he separates the bun at precisely the right second.

    • @OtherDalfite
      @OtherDalfite 7 месяцев назад +2

      I think the hate on this guy is a little goofy but your comment made me laugh

  • @scrambie
    @scrambie 5 лет назад +416

    Sure you all make jokes but I tried flipping my burger at a 43 degree angle and set the kitchen on fire.

    • @LOBOIV
      @LOBOIV 4 года назад +17

      Scramblieggs That’s craziness! It’s takes a 45 degree spatula to lock in all that caramelized goodness. Did you have a 🐢 neck on?
      You can’t just 43 degree your way through it-that’s a good way to burn down the house.

    • @thisisweeman69
      @thisisweeman69 4 года назад +1

      😂😂😂

    • @jgriletz
      @jgriletz 4 года назад +6

      See I had the 45° angle right, but my left hand was on top, not the right hand, next thing I know my house is up in flames!

    • @jacobpeirce2353
      @jacobpeirce2353 4 года назад +2

      Same thing happened to me! I used a 43° angle and burned down the entire homeless shelter. It was carnage!

    • @kevinwasilewski598
      @kevinwasilewski598 2 года назад

      You are right, at that angle sparks fly and the spatula vibrates at a resonance
      That really throws off someone’s natural organ functioning

  • @farnabyurquhart6970
    @farnabyurquhart6970 3 года назад +104

    When he’s not aiding his son to escape the imminent implosion of Krypton, Jor-el likes to make smash burgers the old fashioned way

    • @jaybrown8807
      @jaybrown8807 3 года назад +2

      Underrated comment

    • @cigaweed88
      @cigaweed88 3 года назад +2

      Holy shit this is gold

    • @tobiathon80
      @tobiathon80 3 года назад +2

      Genius comment. Once you see, you can't unsee it.

    • @JoshuaCastillo6309
      @JoshuaCastillo6309 2 года назад +1

      He was once my boss. Needless to say he banished me to the Phantom Zone after I burned one of the burgers.

    • @squirehaggard4749
      @squirehaggard4749 10 месяцев назад

      THAT’S the extra, “magic” ingredient: Kryptonite!!

  • @alexandergillis6276
    @alexandergillis6276 3 года назад +587

    This guy measures out exactly 6 cups of water to boil his Kraft mac and cheese noodles.

    • @thedarknight241
      @thedarknight241 3 года назад +9

      I hope he shows us how to boil water next.

    • @ThexSKUNK
      @ThexSKUNK 3 года назад +2

      lol now that’s funny 😂

    • @guysolis5843
      @guysolis5843 3 года назад +18

      Some people are driven by the quest for perfection, some people are driven to mock people with idiotic cracks that speak volumes about their own depth....guess which one you are?

    • @cashrules520
      @cashrules520 3 года назад

      🤣😂

    • @adfdasdfadfadsfareae
      @adfdasdfadfadsfareae 3 года назад +9

      @@guysolis5843 nerd.

  • @mikekonkola1231
    @mikekonkola1231 2 года назад +44

    I bet he never lost a argument in his entire life

    • @thebabbler8867
      @thebabbler8867 4 месяца назад +3

      He's the type of guy who will call you up to continue an unfinished argument from a year ago.

  • @KingTrunkzdbz
    @KingTrunkzdbz 2 года назад +228

    Referring to the hand spatula press thingy, as "Patent pending highly designed and engineered tool." Had me on the floor dying of laughter 😃 😀 😄 😁 🤣 😂

    • @gholmes4917
      @gholmes4917 2 года назад +11

      Highly engineered my ass! It looks like something you make in 1st year metalwork at highschool. Also 10 seconds in America is different to other parts of the world 😂

    • @gerrya2133
      @gerrya2133 2 года назад +7

      @@gholmes4917 They probably did go through several prototypes for shape and depth so it could make a consistent burger at all their locations of the right type of cook on the burger that they wanted to sell.

    • @NaptownClassic
      @NaptownClassic 2 года назад

      @@gholmes4917 He was joking. You're are as dense as that beef.

    • @vanillacokesucks
      @vanillacokesucks 2 года назад

      guy doesnt realize a brick OR THE FUCKING SPATULA works just as well as his patent pending thing lmao

    • @gerrya2133
      @gerrya2133 2 года назад +13

      @@vanillacokesucks Not it doesn't. When you want it to come out exactly the same at every location you need something better than that. The biggest and most obvious benefit is that this will press down the patties to the exact same thickness every time.
      Give a high turnover workforce a brick to do the job, one that's spread over multiple locations, and it will never be consistent.

  • @thebigcheese606
    @thebigcheese606 4 года назад +313

    Imagine this guy scrolling through these comments. Lmao

    • @velveetaslingshot
      @velveetaslingshot 4 года назад +5

      This guy would love the attention!

    • @MutterdesHerrnBarakas
      @MutterdesHerrnBarakas 4 года назад +2

      @@velveetaslingshot there is some criticism in the comments, i dont think he can handle such

    • @pben4899
      @pben4899 4 года назад +13

      "HEY GUYS.... disable comments"

    • @SemperSalam
      @SemperSalam 4 года назад +4

      He was probably thinking he killed it and how awesome everyone thought his hair was.

    • @MiketheNerdRanger
      @MiketheNerdRanger 4 года назад +1

      @@MutterdesHerrnBarakas I see more petty insults than criticism.

  • @chefmesser420
    @chefmesser420 6 лет назад +128

    Id love to see him do this with 30 orders on the board

    • @gamer3ed484
      @gamer3ed484 2 года назад +15

      Exactly my problem with CEO types like this. Out of touch a-holes is what they are. They couldn’t last one hour on the line without being lost as hell.

    • @TheBobbyBoucher
      @TheBobbyBoucher 2 года назад +8

      @@gamer3ed484 what's so out of touch about him? It just looks like he's training some people.

    • @incognito-px3dz
      @incognito-px3dz 2 года назад +9

      @@gamer3ed484 bruh hes just showing how to cook a burger, probs for some marketing bs

    • @NaptownClassic
      @NaptownClassic 2 года назад

      @@gamer3ed484 Why is he an asshole, beyond your obvious animosity toward CEOs? He developed the processes and his employees managed to utilize them just fine in daily operations.

    • @NaptownClassic
      @NaptownClassic 2 года назад

      @@TheBobbyBoucher He's a CEO though. So clearly he's a piece of shit. Or something.

  • @mcleanhoward9951
    @mcleanhoward9951 Год назад +76

    I came straight to these comments to see if anyone else felt the same about this guy as I did. You did not disappoint 😂

    • @WoodymC
      @WoodymC 10 месяцев назад

      Yep, same 😁

    • @Mjdeben
      @Mjdeben 9 месяцев назад +1

      Yup. Corporate executives are pretty much the same everywhere.

  • @PatchedRoundBall
    @PatchedRoundBall 2 года назад +119

    I check back periodically just to read these comments

  • @Paka1983
    @Paka1983 4 года назад +241

    This guy is acting like he just painted the Mona Lisa.

  • @weatheredtome
    @weatheredtome 5 лет назад +288

    "Natural Magic" seasoning = MSG.
    And for anyone wondering, it's absolutely safe and delicious to consume; the headache myth is BS.

    • @MacStoker
      @MacStoker 5 лет назад +3

      agreed

    • @misterturkturkle
      @misterturkturkle 5 лет назад +25

      @Loki Nebula double wrong. Msg is totally safe

    • @misterturkturkle
      @misterturkturkle 5 лет назад +18

      @Loki Nebula msg has none

    • @OneTwentyOver80
      @OneTwentyOver80 5 лет назад +14

      @Loki Nebula the study that said it caused lethargy and headaches has been debunked several times you twit!

    • @TheSlumlord84
      @TheSlumlord84 5 лет назад +18

      My mom claims to get heart palpitations when she thinks shes eaten MSG any time she has chinese food. I don't have the heart to tell her KFC has MSG in it, I don't want to ruin the only place she'll buy fastfood from, as rare as that is.

  • @TheSadJamaicanDude
    @TheSadJamaicanDude 10 месяцев назад +59

    Love how he says "leave it for ten seconds" and yet leaves it there for a whole ass minute

    • @UnCreativeDeconstructionism
      @UnCreativeDeconstructionism 9 месяцев назад

      Oh i picked up when He says 2 minutes and 30 seconds

    • @Mazon717
      @Mazon717 7 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @KevinMullin-iz9bp
      @KevinMullin-iz9bp 7 месяцев назад +2

      We smash the burger for ten seconds but it grills for 02:30 I think.

    • @Carl_McMelvin
      @Carl_McMelvin 6 месяцев назад +2

      I don’t know what the hell an “ass minute” is, but I assume it must be about 18 seconds since that’s how long he had it there.

    • @stevemcc2162
      @stevemcc2162 5 месяцев назад

      Lol I came here for this comment

  • @RN2040RN
    @RN2040RN 2 года назад +300

    Hopefully he holds his workers to a higher standard. Those gloves had raw burger meat on them and he managed to touch pretty much everything with them - seasoning container, utensils, plates, etc

    • @benframe8581
      @benframe8581 2 года назад +5

      Damn I hadn’t even noticed 😂

    • @kyuubi_hime
      @kyuubi_hime 2 года назад +62

      Casually brushed his hair back too and never once changed his gloves lol

    • @hotdrumchick
      @hotdrumchick 2 года назад +6

      Better that than chicken.

    • @worditsbirdgaming7557
      @worditsbirdgaming7557 2 года назад +33

      The cooks anywhere are not near as clean as you think they are. ESPECIALLY after covid lmao

    • @RogueAgent007
      @RogueAgent007 2 года назад +10

      Spatula had some black funk on it too, and not the good smooth kind

  • @iainwallington474
    @iainwallington474 5 лет назад +204

    Bloody hell that was a complete waste of my phone's battery.

    • @alanross2482
      @alanross2482 4 года назад

      I know. When he flipped it the burger looked like shit!

    • @themothmanreturns
      @themothmanreturns 6 месяцев назад

      ​@@alanross2482you clearly wouldn't recognise a good burger if it hit you in the face. That's the perfect cook, getting as much maillard reaction as possible.

  • @perezchiro6919
    @perezchiro6919 4 года назад +585

    This guy reminds me of Bruce Jenner while he was in the middle of transitioning!

    • @123mrbuddz
      @123mrbuddz 4 года назад +4

      Your a dick

    • @123mrbuddz
      @123mrbuddz 4 года назад +15

      But I can’t unsee it lol

    • @123mrbuddz
      @123mrbuddz 4 года назад +1

      @Primal Right more like bun intended

    • @raulfernandezg
      @raulfernandezg 4 года назад

      JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJJAAJ

    • @michaelglover2871
      @michaelglover2871 4 года назад +3

      I was just thinking something like that. Or that haircut makes him look like a Bea Arthur drag queen.

  • @SuperZekethefreak
    @SuperZekethefreak Месяц назад +2

    The most important part at 1:55 - smear a little hamburger grease in your hair to ensure it's perfect, then touch the burger for that added secret ingredient "the hair of excellence"

  • @stephenarmstrong1681
    @stephenarmstrong1681 3 года назад +74

    So glad I came here comments absolutely didn’t disappoint

    • @MsButterfly1179
      @MsButterfly1179 3 года назад

      🤣 so true

    • @julesl6910
      @julesl6910 3 года назад +2

      This is probably the best comments page I've ever been to. Spandau Ballet - True

    • @straubdavid9
      @straubdavid9 3 года назад

      Lolzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz .... yep!

    • @stevemcc2162
      @stevemcc2162 5 месяцев назад

      I was watching this on my TV in the living room. I was getting tired so I told my wife I was going to lay down and read all these comments for some humor prior to going to sleep 😂

  • @DonCorleone87
    @DonCorleone87 2 года назад +30

    love how he keeps touching his hair with the gloves on and touches the burger right afterwards 👏🏽

  • @patrickwalsh9444
    @patrickwalsh9444 3 года назад +47

    This is the kind of guy that reminds you to read the instructions on your box of Q-tips

  • @MTG453
    @MTG453 Год назад +8

    This is the last guy you’ll see before you’re shoved in a suitcase and put in the back of a 1997 Buick lesabre

  • @ImAboutToMakeANameForMyself
    @ImAboutToMakeANameForMyself 4 года назад +201

    This guy looks like a old and fully grown oompa loompa

  • @enblanchard5492
    @enblanchard5492 4 года назад +66

    You lost at me at the “ hey guys “ comment .

  • @gigmaster222
    @gigmaster222 2 года назад +54

    He's the kind of guy who cooks pancakes for his wife's boyfriend in the morning

  • @magetaaaaaa
    @magetaaaaaa Год назад +28

    This guy knows what's going on.
    You clearly define your product so that there is consistency. When I worked fast food they had this manual that described in great detail how every sandwich should be made and how it should taste, down to the level of how far apart the pickles should be. The way he's describing making the burger here is pretty close to how that manual sounded when you read it.
    Employees won't necessarily listen, but if you define those standards and push for that consistency you'll at least move in that direction.

    • @mtnbound2764
      @mtnbound2764 Год назад +1

      good point.

    • @EOTA564
      @EOTA564 Год назад +1

      Someone gets it.
      I worked in a Subway franchise as a student and they were rigorous in making sure sandwiches were being made to their standard method right down to the sequence of actions.
      One day we had an assessment and the manager (who hated me) asked her favourite employee, who was a nice lady and a very good and diligent worker to be fair, to make the sandwiches for the assessor and she completely fucked up the formula and we failed even though most customers would have been perfectly happy with the sandwich she made. The manager was crestfallen for a week. It was glorious.

    • @magetaaaaaa
      @magetaaaaaa Год назад +1

      @@EOTA564 You actually see the consequences of NOT doing this with these virtual chains like Beast Burger or whatever it's called. You look at the reviews and a lot of the complaints boil down to a lack of consistency. It's one way and then it's another way next time. No one is following the standards and the customer notices it and the word is out.

    • @JohannGambolputty22
      @JohannGambolputty22 9 месяцев назад

      Yeah everyone in the comments is giving him crap and the comments are truly hilarious, but in all honesty it’s strict adherence to consistency that earns repeat business to any restaurant so I can respect his presentation.

  • @arsnotoria3755
    @arsnotoria3755 3 года назад +382

    “...you get a taste in every bite...” Yeah, I’m pretty sure that’s how food is supposed to work, bud.

    • @yamabushi170
      @yamabushi170 2 года назад +6

      Can't breathe 🤣🤣🤣...

    • @kevinwasilewski598
      @kevinwasilewski598 2 года назад +16

      Yeah, all those times I’ve bitten into that dead part of the burger with zero taste

    • @arsnotoria3755
      @arsnotoria3755 2 года назад

      @@kevinwasilewski598 Lmfao! This guy just pulling descriptions out of his ass, like a kid who needs more words on his book report.

    • @steveellsworth1109
      @steveellsworth1109 2 года назад +1

      So you like Jack in box burgers

    • @Grant849
      @Grant849 2 года назад

      @@kevinwasilewski598 yeah, I've eaten at Burger King too

  • @cojin8570
    @cojin8570 2 года назад +59

    the founder ladys and gentlemen, no one in the history of the world ever smashed ground beef on a flat metal surface before this man. quite genius

  • @nickapiata5824
    @nickapiata5824 3 года назад +26

    This is the sort of guy that will pause a movie every 10 seconds to describe and breakdown the scene

    • @JohnDoe-ld8nr
      @JohnDoe-ld8nr Год назад +2

      Which is why he gets all of the women because he actually answers when they all ask "what's going on" "what just happened?"

  • @joec.4238
    @joec.4238 2 года назад +3

    Not sure what all the negativity is about. He's an entrepreneur humping his business. I respect that.

  • @BiggestRedditor
    @BiggestRedditor 4 года назад +258

    This guy is the type of person to flush a fart. Don’t trust him at all.

    • @8macvar
      @8macvar 3 года назад +6

      You've never been to jail huh

    • @wandcamilo3989
      @wandcamilo3989 3 года назад +1

      copied the original comment

    • @j.h.4711
      @j.h.4711 3 года назад

      @@8macvar lmfao ur 15 chill 😂

    • @8macvar
      @8macvar 3 года назад

      @@j.h.4711 aw

    • @pezza39817
      @pezza39817 2 года назад

      His wig is fabululous.

  • @jamesfalvo6109
    @jamesfalvo6109 3 года назад +263

    I guarantee this dude is always the smartest guy in the room, according to him!

    • @death2pc
      @death2pc 2 года назад +1

      Which him are you referring to........? The him, or the him him..........?

    • @lovescarguitar
      @lovescarguitar 2 года назад +1

      @@death2pc no. The other him

    • @prioris55555
      @prioris55555 2 года назад +1

      unless i am in the room also.

    • @ericmarks6322
      @ericmarks6322 Год назад

      I wonder if he calculated the angle of that spatula before he flipped that burger?

    • @gerdsfargen6687
      @gerdsfargen6687 Год назад

      ​@@lovescarguitar😂😂😂😂

  • @JJ-bf6dx
    @JJ-bf6dx 2 года назад +20

    Type of guy that turns down the radio to determine where the smell is coming from

  • @simoharjane7823
    @simoharjane7823 Год назад +15

    This guys confusing flipping burgers with rocket science . He went to Harvard for that .

  • @jaybrown8807
    @jaybrown8807 3 года назад +7

    In case anyone is confused allow me to clarify. The turtleneck is not only for style and flair. No sir. There is also the utility of neck support. When sporting hair so big and thick it looks like an albino wookie is dry humping the your head, a stable neck is key.

    • @jongirolami4978
      @jongirolami4978 3 года назад

      I spit out my lunch! The albino Wookie got me rollong!

  • @Weekendburgers1
    @Weekendburgers1 6 лет назад +536

    I just watched this dude cross contaminated everything he has touched after he grabbed raw hamburger with his gloves then he touched everything else

    • @InsurgentLove
      @InsurgentLove 5 лет назад +7

      muamer hasecic including his hair !

    • @Babealot
      @Babealot 5 лет назад +13

      He was flipping his hair and everything lmao what a joke. I won't go to any smashburger since this is the guy who created them.

    • @cresrocha3001
      @cresrocha3001 5 лет назад +8

      Dude i was freaking out the whole time..thought i was the only one to notice. Basic ass hygiene in a kitchen..and well really in GENERAL. Goes to show even those with no commom sense can become successful..

    • @evltwin984
      @evltwin984 5 лет назад +4

      But its what dont you see when you eat everywhere else

    • @tosse8729
      @tosse8729 5 лет назад +3

      But he did it like a pro.

  • @NextLevelNugz
    @NextLevelNugz 2 года назад +55

    This guy is a legend in his own mind. If you don’t believe me, just ask him.

  • @70s80sVintage
    @70s80sVintage Год назад +39

    Tom has the fashion sense of the late Steve Jobs (legend), the hair of 1980 Flash Gordon (legend), and the personality of your average ex-husband (legend in his own mind).

    • @ricksanchez3785
      @ricksanchez3785 Год назад

      What's legendary about Steve jobs? World record for most sweatshop workers? Or is it richest pedo?

  • @chrissmith8469
    @chrissmith8469 7 лет назад +1139

    The guy acts like he's cooking a filet mignon

    • @luimartinez2000
      @luimartinez2000 6 лет назад +46

      I mean he is the ceo best impressions for your company

    • @leocastrillo759
      @leocastrillo759 6 лет назад +14

      Hien Hoang In N Out for the win 👑👌🏾

    • @carnagepool7564
      @carnagepool7564 6 лет назад +10

      James Delaney Overrated.

    • @leocastrillo759
      @leocastrillo759 6 лет назад +26

      Carnage Pool be that as it may, it's still all fresh ingredients never-frozen extremely cheap and most of their ingredients are made in the house such as their buns, Thousand Island spread, Etc... and the service is the best because they pay their employees 15 an hour with a 401k benefit and paid vacations hence why their service is so good because their staff is treated so well. Gordon Ramsay loved it so much that when he left he went through the drive-through and got another Double-Double to go

    • @smaze1782
      @smaze1782 6 лет назад +2

      That's a good thing even though you were trying to goof on him.

  • @brendanmccormack8374
    @brendanmccormack8374 4 года назад +81

    This is one of my favorite comment sections of all time, lol

  • @jmoney7984
    @jmoney7984 4 года назад +110

    This dude thinks he's Steve Jobs with the turtle neck he has on.. lmao

    • @mikem302
      @mikem302 3 года назад +4

      Lol I mean he is the founder he's definitely a multi millionaire

    • @jeremybabin7435
      @jeremybabin7435 3 года назад

      @@mikem302 the founder of a chain, mind you. Dude def makes bank.

    • @DMalenfant1
      @DMalenfant1 3 года назад

      All Steve Jobs was a marketer. Nothing more.

  • @michaelluciano1980
    @michaelluciano1980 2 месяца назад +3

    Is this the best comment section of any RUclips video ever? Gotta be up there.

    • @factsofmatter6513
      @factsofmatter6513 17 дней назад

      Yes this section is legendary. Rarified air here

  • @nrdixie
    @nrdixie 7 лет назад +659

    natural magic means msg.

    • @quietmadness1768
      @quietmadness1768 7 лет назад +2

      nrdixie 🤤🤤🤤 Duh, ya think?

    • @johny1401
      @johny1401 7 лет назад +13

      probably mushroom powder.

    • @frilink
      @frilink 6 лет назад +16

      just use MSG, it won't kill ya

    • @K쿠쿠쿠쿠
      @K쿠쿠쿠쿠 6 лет назад

      you're RIGHT. MSG hahaha

    • @shoobopper
      @shoobopper 6 лет назад +17

      Jaden K msg isn’t bad for you. It was a false rumor played up through the years. It really has a nice taste (umami)

  • @kewkabe
    @kewkabe 4 года назад +45

    Guys, be careful with the flipping technique at 02:21. I put the wrong hand on top (left hand over my right hand on a right-handed spatula), lost control of the spatula and almost completely sliced off my ear (left ear). They reattached it but I spent three weeks in the hospital.

  • @theraspberryman
    @theraspberryman 7 лет назад +432

    Secret magic?? It's actually MSG, and strands of his hair.

    • @Missy-vm8fr
      @Missy-vm8fr 6 лет назад +1

      Ewwww...but I agree with you.

    • @elevate6556
      @elevate6556 6 лет назад

      View Sarasota
      The best flavor of the world!

    • @tek6423
      @tek6423 6 лет назад +2

      I mean hey...the burger’s O.K, but why did they put his picture on the twenty dollar bill. And yes, he did play with his hair and then touch the burger.

    • @jenniferruiz8054
      @jenniferruiz8054 6 лет назад +1

      View Sarasota 😂😂😂👍

    • @rakhu1963
      @rakhu1963 6 лет назад +1

      View Sarasota you notice that too?

  • @davesrvchannel4717
    @davesrvchannel4717 Год назад +1

    Around 1:40 “I cleaned the spatula, it’s down on your left.”
    At 1:52 look what a sh!t cleaning job was done on spatula.

  • @TurtleMC1993
    @TurtleMC1993 3 года назад +184

    I always come back to this to cheer me up. This absolute helmet thinking he has reinvented the burger

    • @ThePeacePlant
      @ThePeacePlant 3 года назад +9

      He didn't create the smash burger, it was a thing before he opened up his restaurant chain. He didn't claim he invented it.

    • @VitalYFZ
      @VitalYFZ 3 года назад +2

      @... Only Five Guys does it all better. That's why Smash Burgers are closing around here and Five Guys are sprouting up all over.

    • @Dan-yh4uz
      @Dan-yh4uz 2 года назад +1

      @@VitalYFZ five guys is also obscenely expensive. A burger and fries is nearly 20 dollars. They're all equivalent lol.

    • @VitalYFZ
      @VitalYFZ 2 года назад

      @@Dan-yh4uz Smashburger does not taste anything like 5 Guys though. 5 Guys makes a dang good burger and their fries are awesome too. Smashburger is decent at best. At least the ones around Houston anyway. That is why they have not survived the market here while 5 Guys has opened more locations.

    • @mr.elastomeric1787
      @mr.elastomeric1787 2 года назад

      @@Dan-yh4uz Check out The Habit ace burgers; and A house salad with Tr-tip sirloin for $7

  • @HoosierDynamics
    @HoosierDynamics 7 лет назад +576

    Is that hair a wig lmao! Shit looks like something Mrs Doubtfire would wear

    • @JohnVC
      @JohnVC 7 лет назад +12

      hiestonation From the thumbnail I thought it was Dorothy from The Golden Girls

    • @EduardoCorrochio90
      @EduardoCorrochio90 7 лет назад +4

      Nick Nolte from 48hrs

    • @detomasopantera1966
      @detomasopantera1966 6 лет назад +4

      HookLunkers dude I'm fkng dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @hf6541
      @hf6541 6 лет назад +3

      Hellloooooo!!!!

    • @obiwanshanobi2662
      @obiwanshanobi2662 6 лет назад +3

      Hector Flextor looks like I was a week late on this one but HELLOOO!!! to you sir 👍

  • @paulsauve2364
    @paulsauve2364 2 года назад +8

    Good for you I cooked burgers like this 30 years ago on an old flat top griddle.....but thanks for your new and insightful grilling techniques

  • @silverstuff54
    @silverstuff54 Год назад +3

    Steak n Shake has been cooking "smash burgers" since the 50's

  • @Kicksareus919
    @Kicksareus919 4 года назад +183

    I like how he touches his hair while he’s making it lmao

    • @KevinBrock82
      @KevinBrock82 4 года назад +12

      noticed!!! what a tool lol

    • @Kicksareus919
      @Kicksareus919 4 года назад +1

      @Mark Edward yeah, in the us that’s a common practice when your hair is a little longer such as this guy.

    • @tubeofyou8
      @tubeofyou8 4 года назад +2

      Yeah he tried doing it the food safe way but alas. The man was a bit too out of practice.

    • @DerrickTheTrainer
      @DerrickTheTrainer 4 года назад +2

      Yea you’ll be surprised how many people in the restaurant business does this and never wash they hands with soap all day at work

    • @ronaldmcboggled9855
      @ronaldmcboggled9855 4 года назад +3

      Well this is the first time this guy has actually cooked a “smash burger” so he’s doin alright.

  • @gman2013
    @gman2013 3 года назад +41

    “For my next trick, let’s move over to the fryer and make French fries!”

  • @jwallin57
    @jwallin57 5 лет назад +209

    He looks like the 5th member of the golden girls with that hair. Someone get this lady a hair net please

  • @theironshiek
    @theironshiek Год назад +3

    You'd think he was giving a lecture on molecular fusion the way he is going on

  • @didisaythat4230
    @didisaythat4230 3 года назад +34

    Whenever some one tells me I burnt it.. I tell em it's caramelized.

    • @fmulder6564
      @fmulder6564 2 года назад

      Well when your 10 seconds last 18 seconds what do you expect

    • @WoodymC
      @WoodymC 10 месяцев назад

      @@fmulder6564 More caramelized taste in every bite, of course.

  • @jackp9589
    @jackp9589 7 лет назад +251

    "Guyyyys....guyys"

  • @relaxationnation4276
    @relaxationnation4276 5 лет назад +152

    I’ve seen him on “to catch a predator”

    • @larrywilson75
      @larrywilson75 4 года назад +3

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kmccurdy21
      @kmccurdy21 4 года назад +2

      Take a seat

    • @cordedrobanks7180
      @cordedrobanks7180 4 года назад +2

      Underrated comment LMMFAO

    • @itoaster2516
      @itoaster2516 4 года назад +1

      Season 3 - Episode 2 & Season 6 - Episode 4. He's a repeater

    • @pdmore123
      @pdmore123 3 года назад

      I was thinking the same 🔥🤣

  • @i3642
    @i3642 3 года назад +179

    you can tell he’s rich because he’s wearing a turtleneck and has a bad haircut

    • @michaelyackovich155
      @michaelyackovich155 3 года назад +1

      What's with the haircut, its like he's trying to look 18

    • @BobRooney290
      @BobRooney290 3 года назад +1

      its a toupe. its fake.

    • @Andrew..J
      @Andrew..J 3 года назад

      @@michaelyackovich155 that's how he let's everyone know hes rich

    • @loungewear13
      @loungewear13 3 года назад +1

      Hairnet?

    • @richardcheeze1180
      @richardcheeze1180 3 года назад +3

      maybe work harder and you’ll be proud of your work and you won’t have to rip other people down for their success.

  • @beachsex
    @beachsex 5 лет назад +195

    Wait so every time you take a bite of a burger you taste burger? woa! I've never had a burger that tasted like burger

  • @EmilyBenoist
    @EmilyBenoist 7 лет назад +593

    This guy took one cooking class in college and acts like a Michelin star chef.

    • @calebsmithwick5249
      @calebsmithwick5249 7 лет назад +93

      This guy is a millionaire. Learn something from him.

    • @hwoods01
      @hwoods01 7 лет назад +29

      If he even took one cooking class, Tom should know the difference between browning & caramelization.

    • @CurseOfZeSnail
      @CurseOfZeSnail 6 лет назад +29

      If you think smash burger is amazing, you haven't had a really good burger

    • @teneleven2818
      @teneleven2818 6 лет назад +5

      Ted Wolfe please suggest one. I enjoy smash burgers myself and always looking for a good burger.

    • @bennetthamel3104
      @bennetthamel3104 6 лет назад +10

      Ted Wolfe I can tell you that the only fast food burger I've ever had that beats smashburger is five guys

  • @Hans_Hamon
    @Hans_Hamon Год назад +5

    I love his thin, little wristwatch! So cute! 🥰

    • @OtherDalfite
      @OtherDalfite 7 месяцев назад

      Would you prefer a big goofy ass watch?

    • @VoeViking
      @VoeViking 4 месяца назад

      So, for how long do you work for this genius?

    • @TheIronDuke9
      @TheIronDuke9 Месяц назад

      @@OtherDalfite medium goofy ass, with fries

  • @jackh577
    @jackh577 4 года назад +213

    This guy is so full of it. Trying to make it sound like he's created some special magical way to sear a burger.

    • @gregoryeverson741
      @gregoryeverson741 4 года назад +27

      i never understood why people go out for a burger, cook it at home and you have about 8 burgers for the price of 1 burger

    • @jorgeo1492
      @jorgeo1492 4 года назад +12

      @@gregoryeverson741 youre so right man same with tacos and almost anytging really. Not to hard to make and way cheaper. But the smashing teqnique is nice though

    • @lando4901
      @lando4901 4 года назад +5

      @@gregoryeverson741 laziness

    • @trap_ghostz15yearsago49
      @trap_ghostz15yearsago49 4 года назад

      @@nickstevens3949 not at all dumbass

    • @danielbras5123
      @danielbras5123 4 года назад +16

      @Wang Dong lmao trying to talk like your name isn’t wang dong that’s like being named penis cock

  • @SteelCurtain222
    @SteelCurtain222 5 лет назад +164

    I love guys like this. Clueless to what goes on outside their world. He just invented how to cook a burger in his eyes.

    • @NaptownClassic
      @NaptownClassic 2 года назад +6

      Where do you get that idea? He's showing how it's done at Smashburger.

    • @u235u235u235
      @u235u235u235 2 года назад +5

      why does everyone hate him?

    • @d-buck
      @d-buck 2 года назад +6

      @@u235u235u235 a lot of people who aren't successful hate successful people because they're reminded of how unsuccessful they are.

    • @cooldude2251
      @cooldude2251 2 года назад

      @@NaptownClassicso... they make a burger

    • @towel-ie7554
      @towel-ie7554 Год назад +2

      ​@@d-buck A lot of people take the piss out of those who consider themselves God, as Mr. Burger Smasher clearly does.

  • @erikekholm9617
    @erikekholm9617 4 года назад +100

    Our town’s smash burger closed down recently. Meanwhile, 5 guys down the street is still killing it!

    • @soberanisfam1323
      @soberanisfam1323 4 года назад +13

      Cool story bro

    • @WilhelmWilder
      @WilhelmWilder 4 года назад +10

      Cool story bro

    • @ivotenotocensorship5247
      @ivotenotocensorship5247 4 года назад +9

      Cool story bro

    • @JOSETV1
      @JOSETV1 4 года назад +13

      Am I the only one that thinks 5 guys is trash?
      Best thing about that place are the peanuts

    • @Somewhereslump
      @Somewhereslump 4 года назад +5

      I used to love smashburger then I met a girl at my first job a lifetime ago. She told me if you came in near close they would give people something called a shock burger which they scrap the layer of grease from their shoes and use it to cook the burger.

  • @Crackers8
    @Crackers8 Год назад +1

    3:17 - the 45 degree angle went out the window there lol

  • @frankieb9234
    @frankieb9234 6 лет назад +31

    1:56 runs his raw meat gloves through his crazy hair. Good luck, man.

  • @BLJKTV
    @BLJKTV 3 года назад +47

    He didn't even make a burger. My guy literally squashed his meat on a grill, flipped it and walked off 😂

    • @pepelepu5534
      @pepelepu5534 3 года назад +7

      wouldn't you walk off if u squashed ur meat on a grill 🤣

    • @julesl6910
      @julesl6910 3 года назад +1

      just like my dad

  • @andrewdelaney1448
    @andrewdelaney1448 6 лет назад +629

    This old lady is so creepy

  • @simonci5177
    @simonci5177 Год назад +1

    Magic ingredient with spices is MSG ?

  • @smoggy1964
    @smoggy1964 4 года назад +61

    We cook these burgers for 2 minutes 35 seconds- then cooks it for 3 minutes 21 seconds

  • @HighStakesDanny
    @HighStakesDanny 2 года назад +9

    The best part of this video is the helmet for safety and the extra words for some Disney magic. I didn’t realize that there was so much engineering in a smashing tool. My eyes have been opened.

    • @JJLewis-so1iq
      @JJLewis-so1iq Год назад

      Well it's not like a normal smasher. It has a "well" that makes the burger a precise thickness for people who can't smash burgers the same thickness every time

    • @aidanation562
      @aidanation562 Год назад +2

      @@JJLewis-so1iq Yeah its a piece of metal thats a certain height and width. It's not some sophisticated precision tool engineered for exact milimeter thickness and pinpoint percentages of fats and oils left in the meat. It's a shaped piece of metal with a handle. Your statement is correct, but this guy describes it like nobody has ever bent metal to shape something they're cooking before...

  • @pullingthestrings5233
    @pullingthestrings5233 2 года назад +22

    I had to toss my burger in the dumpster because I cooked 2:37 seconds. One day I'll be like this guy.

  • @cameroncurrie7208
    @cameroncurrie7208 Месяц назад +1

    You won't ever see that place that clean again..lol

  • @craigdukes7837
    @craigdukes7837 4 года назад +210

    The headline should be “douche bag cooks a hamburger”