One does not simply pam-pam pamperam your way into the house of respite. It's wooden gates are guarded by more than just orcs... There are scripted farts there which never sleep, and the great brown eye is ever fartful. It is an unreachable wasteland, riddled with weirdos and bikini butts. The very air you breathe is a false move you will regret.
That note on the post outside literally tells you to do this. It says something along the lines of "formal attire required". Not the exact words, but you get the sentiment.
@@blnnnn thats because most people are stupid and this game got way too popular for what it is it bet you the average playtime for this game is like 10 hours due to just how many casual gamers bought it because it was popular.
This is why it's important to read scripts, letters and books. I remember reading something about Nilfgardians protecting a Villa and only allowing their own kind to enter.
Who has time for all that ? It's literally thousands of lines of dialogues in open world games. If important scripts, letters or books are not highlighted or marked as important, i wont even bother.
I can't remember if I ever did this. That was a clever trick and a cool thing to add to the game. This is a brilliant game. I must have spent 460 hours on it and I never felt bored. I'm tempted to play again from the beginning and make other choices.
Just know the witcher series is miles ahead of any dragon age game, even first DA one is nowhere near the witcher and you compared worst crap to best RPG ever made
@@jacktodd3439 they are not really comparable by genre buddy. And Dragon Age Origins is definitely a msterpiece in the crpg category. Witcher 3 is great, but somewhat overrated tbh. Story is amazing, world is amazing, combat is meh at best.
@@dantealighieri1265 Bra the Witcher serious combat are beyond meh, it so bad that I could have swear it was thought up by a 9 yo kid. When I think MONSTER HUNTER the last thing on my mine would be a male ballerina with a sharp piece of metal twirling around.
@wooshbait36 silly take. The game is fully fleshed out. I quit it for a long while then decided to do all I could in it. 1 of the best games of all time story telling and side quest wise.
Yup. I've parkoured into Crow's Perch during my 2-nd playthrough to avoid the stupid underground tunnel entrance. W3 is the only game where parkour is such that I can't quite tell where the devs intended it to be an choice, and where it just happened to be. I'm thinking it's largely the former because there are certainly chests with loot in places accessable only via parkour - so the devs incentivise it for sure.
@@suzukirider9030I found the well was an entrance about 1 week after... the baron's death 😅 the submerged fence had been locked so had to return walking through the cave... oh and BTW I still can't enter the room left side of the barn (horses) next to the baron's garden 😮😊
@@laurentpenot2656 Heh. So the underwater way gets patched up if Gerald doesn't use it in time? As for the room next the barn - not sure what you're referring to, or whether it has anything to do with parkour. Parkour mostly works outdoors though. So if an indoors room is locked - parkour probably cannot help
I knew about this trick I didn't do it that way thow. I used roach. The only thing I wasn't able to figure out was if it was ever possible to get past those two guards @1:44 I've always been dying to get into that room.
theres a 2nd way in there on horse back take your horse to the gate at a side ways angle dis mount and you will appear other side of the gate, to get out, go on the roof and jump over the fence behind the inn
Iirc, you can wear the clothes you get when you're first in Vizima. I just jumped the fence, personally, bc my Geralt is a ✨️criminal✨️ 😊 idk if that's still possible after the update though, it was a couple of years ago
If you jump behind/on the left guard at the gate, you can get stuck but Geralt will keep rocking back and forth as he gradually sinks lower and lower. Sometimes it'll make you go so low that you fall through the world. Anyway, it's completely useless, but kinda funny to watch.
I remember going here and trying to get in and just thought this area must have just been added for atmospheric purposes and that we couldn't actually get in. I read the sign and everything and still didn't get the hint. Good video!!
You missed the best part - the helmet! With some imagination you can explooit a but and enter the restricted area... but then it is not easy to get out.
It also took me around 9 years. I got in wearing the Nilfgaardian nobleman outfit that you get in Vizima. BTW if you meditate while in the house of respite, some of the inhabitants will have changed or moved places.
I actually managed it years ago by jumping over and over from a certain spot but there was nothing interesting to do other than peep at the guest in the back
Between W3 and CP2077, CDPR have been on a tear. I hope they can master UE5 to get the most of that engine for W4, I’m sure it’s going to feel different from the REDEngine, but here’s to hope.
You could have just jumped over the fence. There are boxes near the fence, i jump on them, then I jump up very high on something invisible above the fence and that's it. You probably can use a horse as well but jumping over the fence is easy.
Reasons like this (I knew this from someone telling me) are why this will always be my all time favorite game ever. Baldur’s gate 3 is a close second. But nothing will ever beat Witcher 3 for me.
I used the house trick go get in Here is how to do IT 1. KO all the guardsmen 2ride roach 3 make roach head go intip the doors 4get of roach now you are in😊 But u r Stuck😂
I did it first playthrough and was highly disapointed as I thought that there would be some hidden stuff there (dialogues, quests, gwent games) but there is nothing there.
Oftentimes I wonder if I actually played this game
Same men, wth. I played it 400 hours with like 4 or 5 playthroughs. Never believed I’d see a video that makes my jaw drop
Exactly the same feeling I have every time I see an witcher 3 video in YT!
Hey, he forced to just by showing this, don’t blame yourself 😂
I'm wondering the same 😂😂
300 hours and I don’t think I”ve even seen this place at all. :D
Alright fine, I'll do another damn playthrough
Same....
😂
hahha was thinking the same
Time for my 8th play through
yeah you missed a lot here, 5 NPCs sitting around
I see.
1: Adorn a clever disguise.
2: Endure another scripted fart
3: Pam Pam-pamperam your way inside.
Dont forget to throw in a fart when you pass
One does not simply pam-pam pamperam your way into the house of respite. It's wooden gates are guarded by more than just orcs... There are scripted farts there which never sleep, and the great brown eye is ever fartful. It is an unreachable wasteland, riddled with weirdos and bikini butts. The very air you breathe is a false move you will regret.
Pam Pam-Pamperam 😂
The first 10 seconds sum up the fantastic guard NPC voicelines 🤣
No hidden gwent game. That's just sad.
I was an absolute gambler. Needed to get all the deck. Sad that there wasn't another one
Yeah, this is great and all but it seems like a wasted opportunity to add something interesting in there instead of just another tavern
He didnt even played the merchent once, otherwise the colouring would been diffrent of the text.. What a poor guy man.
@@iluvatar4244 I'd be happy with just another npc to play against. With maybe a bit higher than the norm for that zone stakes or something.
Not good
It also works with the clothes you get in the beginning of the game at the Palace of Vizima as they count as Nilfgaardean noble attire.
That's awesome
Somebody does say they could be used in another occasion, but I ended up selling them anyway haha
@@qwertt14whoops I just sold em too.
The best part of this video I didn't even know this camp exist
Same here.
skill issue
@@smoulick
Quiet lil bro
@@grim_56 oh i hurt ur feelings didn't i? lol
@@smoulick
Nah, I just think you're stupid
That note on the post outside literally tells you to do this. It says something along the lines of "formal attire required". Not the exact words, but you get the sentiment.
That is so true, I did this on my first playthrough 7 years ago xD
Most people didn’t do this.
@@blnnnn most people dont read either
@@blnnnn thats because most people are stupid and this game got way too popular for what it is
it bet you the average playtime for this game is like 10 hours due to just how many casual gamers bought it because it was popular.
It literally tells you. Not the exact words, but still, literally.
Video: As you know you cannot enter the House of Respite
Me with 500 hours: The what?
FART "HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!" 😂
Is it true northern women bathe but once every three moons?
Pam pa ram, pam pam pa ram, pam pa ram.
@@_MaZTeR_ in polish version its more like
Is it true that Northen women bathe once every three FULL moons 😂
@@dust6435moons = months
FART "HAHAHAHAAHAHAAAA!" 😂
Translate to English: FART "HAHAHAHAAHAHAHA!" 😂
Entering the house, turn right, there will be a chest with armor and in the nearby window there is a Nilfgard helmet to loot.
loot ok, but can you wear it !?
@laurentpenot2656 yes, go to inventory and drag the helmet to the mask's place. Easy
@Dcs-Brasil as a mask of course 😲😃👍🏻
This is why it's important to read scripts, letters and books. I remember reading something about Nilfgardians protecting a Villa and only allowing their own kind to enter.
Not worth it really
Who has time for all that ? It's literally thousands of lines of dialogues in open world games. If important scripts, letters or books are not highlighted or marked as important, i wont even bother.
Wind's howling.
Now time to see another guide on how to enter the secret part in house of respite. And 10 things you didn't know you could do in house of respite.
Prolly u have to equip a hooker's armor now
You don’t think big enough! We need a „House of Respite Iceberg explained“ video 😂
@xamalion7334 🤣👍🏻
@@xamalion7334 house of respite rabbit hole paradox conspiracy explained
Guard 1: Taking his job seriously and not letting anyone in.
Guard 2: *fart noises "hahahahaha"
This game is one of the greatest of all time. Games like this don't come out very often.
literally almost never
1:46 love how he's just standing on the bed
Menacingly
fellatio fiend
It's a mating ritual.
@@carlospomares3225 master fel latius
People back then didnt knew how to use beds
So you purchased the armour, had the opportunity to click the 'let's play gwent' option twice, but then just left.
Blasphemy
weren't there supposed to be a ton of missions w/ the nilfguardian army, but most of them were cut to speed up development
The main quest story line was speed up after battle of kaer morhen.
Now we need the witcher 3 director’s cut
Always felt this part of the story wasn't fleshed out well for the amount of area it covers in map.
W3 remake 😂
@@zaxmaxlaxThe Witcher 3, the fully Realized Edition!!! 😅
Also, for those of you that don't know, you can also Pam-Paramm, Pam-Pam Purammm
I can't remember if I ever did this. That was a clever trick and a cool thing to add to the game. This is a brilliant game. I must have spent 460 hours on it and I never felt bored. I'm tempted to play again from the beginning and make other choices.
also works with the elegant clothes you get at the start of the game to meet the emperor
Best game ever made! So much to do
Just know this game came out 10 years ago before Dragons age: Veilgaurd
And its still miles ahead than any modern game lol
Stop being WEIRD dude.
Just know the witcher series is miles ahead of any dragon age game, even first DA one is nowhere near the witcher and you compared worst crap to best RPG ever made
@@jacktodd3439 they are not really comparable by genre buddy. And Dragon Age Origins is definitely a msterpiece in the crpg category. Witcher 3 is great, but somewhat overrated tbh. Story is amazing, world is amazing, combat is meh at best.
@@dantealighieri1265 Bra the Witcher serious combat are beyond meh, it so bad that I could have swear it was thought up by a 9 yo kid.
When I think MONSTER HUNTER the last thing on my mine would be a male ballerina with a sharp piece of metal twirling around.
Bad tutorial! Everybody knows that you always play Gwent with any merchant.
You've played the game for over 78 000 hours? Respect.
Bro has been playing 24/7/365 for the past 9 years
@@urmomma2688😂😂
But gwent...
That's how you know he has no life lmao. I played this game for a few hours a quit, it's way too long. TV show was much better.
@wooshbait36 silly take. The game is fully fleshed out. I quit it for a long while then decided to do all I could in it. 1 of the best games of all time story telling and side quest wise.
i once accidentally entered by parkour, then i panicked cuz it was so hard to get out, then i finally managed to get out, lmao it was terrifying
Me too but load last save is few minutes lost😊
@drmajlo4718 lmao i didn't even think of this 😂
Yup. I've parkoured into Crow's Perch during my 2-nd playthrough to avoid the stupid underground tunnel entrance. W3 is the only game where parkour is such that I can't quite tell where the devs intended it to be an choice, and where it just happened to be. I'm thinking it's largely the former because there are certainly chests with loot in places accessable only via parkour - so the devs incentivise it for sure.
@@suzukirider9030I found the well was an entrance about 1 week after... the baron's death 😅 the submerged fence had been locked so had to return walking through the cave... oh and BTW I still can't enter the room left side of the barn (horses) next to the baron's garden 😮😊
@@laurentpenot2656 Heh. So the underwater way gets patched up if Gerald doesn't use it in time?
As for the room next the barn - not sure what you're referring to, or whether it has anything to do with parkour. Parkour mostly works outdoors though. So if an indoors room is locked - parkour probably cannot help
Everytime I see a guard in any other game... i hear "pam pam param...."
Itching to click that 'Let's play Gwent' option tho 😅🤣
i discovered it at my first playthrough however i never figured out how to get past these second guards inside the inn
Yo Letalis bouta go crazy on this
Nah he made a video on this already
for the next 2 guards it might work to dress a pantie (if we follow the same logic)
😁👋🏻 or possibly the guy on the bed will never share 😬
I knew about this trick I didn't do it that way thow. I used roach. The only thing I wasn't able to figure out was if it was ever possible to get past those two guards @1:44 I've always been dying to get into that room.
Wow. How did you find this out? Did you search this up or did you just thought maybe if I get the amour it might work?
1) only armor is required, you dont need boots, gloves and trousers
2) nilfgardian armors from random chests on the world work too
As someone who finished this game about 12-15 times, this video genuinely blew my mind lol
I found this out the first time I played this game 7 years ago.
This game is there for "mileage per dollar" award.
theres a 2nd way in there on horse back
take your horse to the gate at a side ways angle
dis mount and you will appear other side of
the gate, to get out, go on the roof and jump
over the fence behind the inn
In the middle of a playthrough at the moment. Where is this? I thought I explored all of Velen.
nilfgardian garrison I think
This is the best Game ever Made.
Iirc, you can wear the clothes you get when you're first in Vizima.
I just jumped the fence, personally, bc my Geralt is a ✨️criminal✨️ 😊 idk if that's still possible after the update though, it was a couple of years ago
I'm not even sure I found the House of Respite at all during my two playthroughs. It's like I see it the first time.
I've done 3 playthroughs. Don't remember it at all!
The music man 😢❤
If you jump behind/on the left guard at the gate, you can get stuck but Geralt will keep rocking back and forth as he gradually sinks lower and lower. Sometimes it'll make you go so low that you fall through the world. Anyway, it's completely useless, but kinda funny to watch.
This mechanic has been in games since at least tony hawks underground
I knew it. I realise it on my own but was little disappointed that you cant find anything more interesting there
Will we ever truly, fully explore Witcher 3?
Wow even I didn't realise you could do that I thought you needed to get the pass in order to get through
I remember going here and trying to get in and just thought this area must have just been added for atmospheric purposes and that we couldn't actually get in. I read the sign and everything and still didn't get the hint. Good video!!
You missed the best part - the helmet!
With some imagination you can explooit a but and enter the restricted area... but then it is not easy to get out.
*Deep voiced muttering of approval alongside noble brooding*
Took me almost 500 hours to complete this 3 times at 100% (inc. DLCs) and still i have never thought i ll see something new
My skyrim experience is halting me, if you're not expected there, dont go there 🤣🤣
Don't prefer gwent I see -_-
Reserved for officers, obviously 💀
God I love historically accurate classism in fictional media
Skipping "lets play gwent" line breaks my heart
It also took me around 9 years.
I got in wearing the Nilfgaardian nobleman outfit that you get in Vizima.
BTW if you meditate while in the house of respite, some of the inhabitants will have changed or moved places.
Haven’t played gwent with that merchant yet? Blasphemy!
Damn, this is awesome, I never knew you could do this. Also this looks a lot like the tavern from the prologue, but i doubt its the same place
This game is such a masterpiece. I keep coming back to it, time to time.
witcher 3 came to the clutch after 9 years.
i thought you were going to use some armour glitch to jump over the gate. but no, this is Witcher 3, a game a decade ahead of its time.
I went there a lot because I love Nilfgaardian armor and I wore it all the time.
I 've completed all side quests, by the time i got to the final boss it was like fighting my little sister 😂😂
I wonder what percentage of people never even noticed the Nilfgaard camp on the map
ITS BEEN 9 YEARS OMFG FEELS LIKE DAYS AGO
😂😂😂😂😂 انا من اول ثلاثة ايام كنت ارتدي درع نليفجارد بلخطاء فتحوو لي الباب مع ضرطة طبعا
...got to try that. Nice find, thanks for sharing.
I found this out a few years ago but before that i used to glitch jump thro some fence in the back and found nothing interesting and reloaded the save
Never realised this was a secret as I always wore this armour anyway 😂
I actually managed it years ago by jumping over and over from a certain spot but there was nothing interesting to do other than peep at the guest in the back
Between W3 and CP2077, CDPR have been on a tear. I hope they can master UE5 to get the most of that engine for W4, I’m sure it’s going to feel different from the REDEngine, but here’s to hope.
Lock me in an island with Witcher 3 and red dead 2 and I’m good for life
Graphics looks better than any game i played in 2024
"Just came back from one of them diddy parties, shun"
You did it wrong... At the merchant you were supposed to play 8 rounds of gwent with him first
*fart* "Buahahahaha" best thing they add in the game.
9 years? I thought of this when I got there and they won't let me in until I wear the Milfgaard armor.
The place was underwhelming tho.
You could have just jumped over the fence. There are boxes near the fence, i jump on them, then I jump up very high on something invisible above the fence and that's it. You probably can use a horse as well but jumping over the fence is easy.
Welp. Guess I now have a reason to rock the Nilfgaardian Armor again in my next playthrough.
I knew you need Nilfrardian Armour to get in there, but didn't know where to get it. Thanks for the tip.
Reasons like this (I knew this from someone telling me) are why this will always be my all time favorite game ever. Baldur’s gate 3 is a close second. But nothing will ever beat Witcher 3 for me.
pam pa ram, pam pam pa ram, pam pa ram.
I got there when I played like 6 months ago, but I didn't know you needed to equip armor for that, so I got there by accident
I've developed a gwynt addiction.
now i have to play another 100 hours just for this... fine
Any Nilfgardian armour will do or that specific one?
I used the house trick go get in
Here is how to do IT
1. KO all the guardsmen
2ride roach
3 make roach head go intip the doors
4get of roach now you are in😊
But u r Stuck😂
I did it first playthrough and was highly disapointed as I thought that there would be some hidden stuff there (dialogues, quests, gwent games) but there is nothing there.
It took me 9 years to notice it's been 9 years since the game release already.
You forgot to play gwent against the merchant.
9 years and you've never played gwent against the merchant?
And today, it took me 9 years and 2 weeks.... thanks!
The clothes you get before the Imperial audience will get you inside too.
Why didn't you do the main quest of Playing Gwent before buying?
the right guard and Anders Hellman from cyberpunk share a voice actor
I did this without even knowing it was an option. I just happened to be wearing the set.
does the temerian armor works for something similar?
It upsets me I never tried to do this. Any quests inside?
wow... I didn't bother to do this !! Cd Projekt is only ABOVE any studio, now !!
Incredible ! Nice trick by the way : congratulation !