I don't care if I don't know whoever is in the closet. These videos are always a joy to watch. I'll never grow tired of fans gushing about their love for cinema in the holiest of all holy places for film fans.
@@djca8779 Who gives a fuck? What is the point of Criterion collection films if you just gate-keep anyone who hasn't seen the films before they get them?
Their Picks and Mentions: 0:01 *Beauty and the Beast* - Jean Cocteau (1946) 0:14 *Picnic at Hanging Rock* - Peter Weir (1975) 0:55 *Three Women* - Robert Altman (1977) 1:30 *The Uninvited* - Lewis Allen (1944) 1:52 *Night of the Living Dead* - George A. Romero (1968) 2:00 *Fat Girl* - Catherine Breillat (2001) 2:06 *David Lynch: The Art of Life* - Jon Nguyen, Rick Barnes, and Olivia Neergaard-Holm (2016) 2:07 *Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me* - David Lynch (1992) 2:20 *Magnificent Obsession* - Douglas Sirk (1954) 3:01 *Island of Lost Souls* - Erle C. Kenton (1932) 3:10 *Broadcast News* - James L. Brooks (1987) 3:13 *White Material* - Claire Denis (2009) 3:40 *Shampoo* - Hal Ashby (1975) 3:41 *Female Trouble* - John Waters (1974) 4:56 *Beyond the Valley of the Dolls* - Russ Meyer (1970) 4:58 *Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!* - Pedro Almodóvar (1990) 5:07 *A Taste of Honey* - Tony Richardson (1961) (probably missed a couple)
streaming does not allow you to have anything solid or real...there's nothing that is actually yours and can't be taken off a streaming site, or that can be lost.
I love how passionate they are about the films they chose. And they picked out some different stuff from what everyone else always does! No 8 1/2, Repo Man, or Day for Night (nothing against those great films, though).
So far we've had 2 people yield to their lack of viewing 3 Women in the closet And yes Edith Massey is the funniest woman ever edit: all caught up on Search Party HOLY SHIT SHOW'S SO GOOD
John Early's movie recommendations: 0:55 3 WOMEN - Robert Altman. “You’re watching the comeback on shrooms.” 2:00 FAT GIRL - Catherine Breillat. “So special.” 2:02 FEMALE TROUBLE - Catherine Breillat. “So important… It’s so special and it moves so well.” 2:18 MAGNIFICENT OBSESSION - Douglas Sirk. “Hugely influential to me… It’s very noble.”
What was the film they were read the back of? Mentioned people moving from London to Cornwall into a surprisingly cheap place (with ghosts). It's not on the list in the description?
Magnificent Obsession is great but you need to watch the BluRay transfer to see its beauty 👍Put down those DVDs 😉 I only opt for a DVD only if a BluRay transfer does not exist.
ok here is a list of people I want to see on here David Arquette Jeff Goldblum Geena Davis Samuel l Jackson Laurence Fishburne Angelica Huston clint Eastwood and then me Raymond felch i want in there so badly
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LOL! I can't believe people got pissed off because of your comment!! OMG! you can't disagree or complain about anything nowadays!! This is right. This closet picks might be the poorest one I have seen in this beautiful series.
@@rubendurango667 Yeah, they were obnoxious and LOUD. When are we gonna get an proper closet pick video with someone who has worked in the industry? I am sick of seeing these people, I want some bread that I could eat, not look at.
they whispered for the entire video and gave honest/serious answers about the films they picked. but since they made 3 jokes in 5 minutes, they are obnoxious?
Dear Criterion Collection: Enough with the couples. They are, without exception, tedious and unwatchable. I'm not talking about same-sex couples. I mean man-woman wife stuff.
Yeah, that was a bad joke. Always playing the victim, right John? It's as if Stonewall never happened. GOD!!!!!! I am finished with the helpless lamb narrative. As a gay man I think we can do better.
Why? You missed out a dope episode and great movie experience stories. John is legit with how much film hes seen. i don't really get why a bad(on purpose) pun made you leave a video?
They’re really serving coolest summer camp counselor energy as a duo in this
I remember these guys from Camp Chippewa
I don't care if I don't know whoever is in the closet. These videos are always a joy to watch. I'll never grow tired of fans gushing about their love for cinema in the holiest of all holy places for film fans.
Danny Mansfield exactly how I feel. Love seeing these videos
Did you really feel like Jacqueline in particular had seen any of those films?
@@djca8779 Who gives a fuck? What is the point of Criterion collection films if you just gate-keep anyone who hasn't seen the films before they get them?
Jacqueline Novak is getting her rounds in the comedy circuit, and John Early shines in Search Party
Their Picks and Mentions:
0:01 *Beauty and the Beast* - Jean Cocteau (1946)
0:14 *Picnic at Hanging Rock* - Peter Weir (1975)
0:55 *Three Women* - Robert Altman (1977)
1:30 *The Uninvited* - Lewis Allen (1944)
1:52 *Night of the Living Dead* - George A. Romero (1968)
2:00 *Fat Girl* - Catherine Breillat (2001)
2:06 *David Lynch: The Art of Life* - Jon Nguyen, Rick Barnes, and Olivia Neergaard-Holm (2016)
2:07 *Twin Peaks: Fire Walk With Me* - David Lynch (1992)
2:20 *Magnificent Obsession* - Douglas Sirk (1954)
3:01 *Island of Lost Souls* - Erle C. Kenton (1932)
3:10 *Broadcast News* - James L. Brooks (1987)
3:13 *White Material* - Claire Denis (2009)
3:40 *Shampoo* - Hal Ashby (1975)
3:41 *Female Trouble* - John Waters (1974)
4:56 *Beyond the Valley of the Dolls* - Russ Meyer (1970)
4:58 *Tie Me Up! Tie Me Down!* - Pedro Almodóvar (1990)
5:07 *A Taste of Honey* - Tony Richardson (1961)
(probably missed a couple)
Please Ari Aster or Robert Eggers!
Robert Eggers please.
Even better, both!
Please invite Harmony Korine
please don't
I LOVE how they're so unapologetic about raiding the closet...most everyone else is embarrassed/ashamed/timid...
Reading the back cover synopses is really underrated!
Doesn't everyone do that though?
This "[common thing] is underrated!" nonsense needs to stop.
I love John Early and after seeing his choices I love him even more. 3 Women, Fat Girl, Female Trouble, Tie Me Up Tie Me Down!
I love that his references are Jerri Blank and Valerie Cherish. Shine on, John Early!
you post this but not: juliette binoch, john waters, wong kar wai or liv ullmann?
I would kill to see John Waters criterion picks!
@@Advent3546 they have it but wont post for some reason
Maybe they're keeping them in the... closet?
they had worked with WKW on restoring in the mood for love and chungking express, I think, I dunno why they didn't invite him here
@@mahdi8835 wkw was in the closet, they posted a pic of him being in it
They're taking DVDs, the fools!
Half of them thinks Catherine Breillat made a good movie, so clearly this assessment is correct.
DVDs will be extinct in like 5 years time so they could probably get fucking loaded
@@lukess.s no they will not, DVDs still have a massive market in rural areas
streaming does not allow you to have anything solid or real...there's nothing that is actually yours and can't be taken off a streaming site, or that can be lost.
Hey hey no format shaming
I love how passionate they are about the films they chose. And they picked out some different stuff from what everyone else always does! No 8 1/2, Repo Man, or Day for Night (nothing against those great films, though).
John Early has a thing for loud mouthed curly brunettes and I am here for it
3 women is my favourite Altman film.
Isn't it kinda creepy?
@@mitchellhughes5180 no?
My Favourites from him..
1. Nashville
2. McCabe and Mrs. Miller
3. The Player
4. Short Cuts
5. Gosford Park
6. 3 Women
7. The Long Goodbye
8. M.A.S.H.
@@vb2388 Where is Popeye? LOL
Luke S. Actually it is a little unsettling.
We as a culture don't deserve this.
Please invite Denis Villeneuve when he's done with Dune!!
So far we've had 2 people yield to their lack of viewing 3 Women in the closet
And yes Edith Massey is the funniest woman ever
edit: all caught up on Search Party HOLY SHIT SHOW'S SO GOOD
I saw her slip a copy of Broadcast News in here bag there. You missed that one Criterion. Haha. Some really good picks here.
John Early's movie recommendations:
0:55 3 WOMEN - Robert Altman. “You’re watching the comeback on shrooms.”
2:00 FAT GIRL - Catherine Breillat. “So special.”
2:02 FEMALE TROUBLE - Catherine Breillat. “So important… It’s so special and it moves so well.”
2:18 MAGNIFICENT OBSESSION - Douglas Sirk. “Hugely influential to me… It’s very noble.”
John Early is so fucking funny.
You missed The Uninvited, Fat Girl, and White Material on your list, Criterion
and Tie Me Up Tie Me Down
finally some new titles
I wish RUclips was 73.9% John Early
They sure restocked the shelves!
I love that John name checks Jerry Blank!
I love John Early so much!
White Material is so underrated, one of the craziest shocking endings ive ever seen, Claire is the devil
they also definitely picked The Uninvited, White Material and Tie Me Up, Tie Me Down, which aren't included on the list in the video's info
I don't know who these people are but they're hilarious.
John Early can get it, that's all I'm saying
would LOVE to see Tarantino here
"Where's the laserdiscs?"
Millie as Valerie Cherish watched on shrooms is... exactly!
What was the film they were read the back of? Mentioned people moving from London to Cornwall into a surprisingly cheap place (with ghosts). It's not on the list in the description?
The Uninvited
okay, john... I see you! could watch this all day, love these two
just when i thought i couldn't love john early any more, he goes and picks female trouble, one of my favorite films of all time
John Early is fucking hilarious
Where's Search Party Season 3?
Yahhhhhhs
is it good? first two seasons?
@@med5032 i really like it and/but it's not the usual sort of thing i go in for.
@@med5032 It's pretty fantastic just because of how it is truly something I've never seen before.
June 25 HBO Max!
I used to have Night of the Living Dead on Laser Disc.
Where's the Alan Cumming Closet Picks video?!
The comment section here is pretty hostile.
Anyone kindly share the names of the film's they picked up?
I would try soooooo hard to not grab everything.
Such exquisite taste from these two...!
Magnificent Obsession is great but you need to watch the BluRay transfer to see its beauty 👍Put down those DVDs 😉 I only opt for a DVD only if a BluRay transfer does not exist.
ok here is a list of people I want to see on here
David Arquette
Jeff
Goldblum
Geena Davis
Samuel l Jackson
Laurence Fishburne
Angelica Huston
clint Eastwood
and then me
Raymond felch i want in there so badly
Do you think I would be invited to the closet to pick some movies if I were to show up at the Criterion office?
Sure, just make sure you can afford them lol
just IMAGINE being in there god damn
John Early Adventures in Moviegoing when
Wtf, Criterion?! Hook me up. No fair! What, what, so I gotta be famous to get yo free schwag? NO FAIR 😭
Yes, Picnic at Hanging Rock is based off a true story!!
Do these two people have a movie that’s getting released by Criterion?
I refuse to believe John has never seen NOTLD >:o
4:53 is painful to watch
Where is the movie list? ;-)
@@victorboozila978 For some reason it disappeared from here, let me do one again.
EDIT: ...and done!
EDIT 2: Strangely it vanished again. Let me try it one more time.
EDIT 3: Gone. I wonder why. Just to check, can you still see the timestamp comment?
Literally who ?
Here come a couple of people you've never heard of stumble around looking for films that everyone's heard of.
You don't need to be that pretentious gosh.
How incredibly rude and pretentious of you.
Loaf Michaels shut the fuck up you obnoxious jackass
LOL! I can't believe people got pissed off because of your comment!! OMG! you can't disagree or complain about anything nowadays!! This is right. This closet picks might be the poorest one I have seen in this beautiful series.
You sound jelly.
Love this!
Please don't invite people who can't form a sentence without using the word "like".
WHERE THE F*CK IS THE SOFIA COPPOLA ONE?! I love John btw.
Fuck this, we want WONG KAR WAI
When’s my invitation
Hahaha, I don't know these people but that's still funny as fuck LOL
Quick, somebody who is (actually) funny and clever, insert closet joke(s) here.
Just imagined hanging out with them for longer than this visit....😧
Invite James Cameron here
Mimosa’s and Blow.
need to queen out with them
Invite Quentin Tarantino !
They make a good team, and she's having is baby
I won't be seeing their show.
I doubt they care
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD PLEASE MAKE VIDEOS WITH PEOPLE WHO AREN'T OBNOXIOUS
Not as obnoxious as the last time they brought in a bunch of young comics.
@@rubendurango667 Yeah, they were obnoxious and LOUD. When are we gonna get an proper closet pick video with someone who has worked in the industry? I am sick of seeing these people, I want some bread that I could eat, not look at.
Alinur Bagci wait hold up if you put five people in an enclosed space it generates more sound than one or two people? Mind blown
Sinpik I did not say such a thing though
they whispered for the entire video and gave honest/serious answers about the films they picked. but since they made 3 jokes in 5 minutes, they are obnoxious?
k
Why you let a bunch film amateurs in that Mecca.
All the gays make closet jokes lol
Gay is boring. A tired affectation.
You've never seen Night of the Living Dead?? O.o
Who the f are this people?
I can't stand these people.
Absolutely insuffrable
I'm in love with this chic, she is so goddam gorgeous wow, seriously, looks like an ex-girlfriend of mine
Don't be mean
Please invite Brie Larson
Yikes...
Dear Criterion Collection: Enough with the couples. They are, without exception, tedious and unwatchable. I'm not talking about same-sex couples. I mean man-woman wife stuff.
Yeah, that was a bad joke. Always playing the victim, right John? It's as if Stonewall never happened.
GOD!!!!!! I am finished with the helpless lamb narrative. As a gay man I think we can do better.
Yeee, something tells me this guy was never in the closet
Never seen Night of the Living Dead but yes on Fat girl , lame
It’s so good. One of the few zombie movies that is actually pretty eerie and scary.
that back in the closet joke made me nope out of this video immediately, so that's what, ten seconds in?
Why? You missed out a dope episode and great movie experience stories. John is legit with how much film hes seen. i don't really get why a bad(on purpose) pun made you leave a video?
That’s sad for you
“Comedians”