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  • @EveryFrameAPause
    @EveryFrameAPause  4 месяца назад +398

    Thanks everyone for joining us for this rather longo episode o/ turns out we can still go for over 12 hours on non anniversary bois ;)
    HUGE thanks to the cast of legendary peeps who hung out for the stream, you guys are awesome!

    • @realmofloredor
      @realmofloredor 4 месяца назад +3

      We need Feathers McGraw in the next tournament!

    • @buttons551
      @buttons551 4 месяца назад +4

      Just got up to the Saitama vs The Mummy part. Saitama would lose both round 1 and 2 because Saitama is still a mortal human. He needs to breathe still as he had to hold his breath while on the moon so he could be asphyxiated and he will die of old age eventually against an immortal being that can't die of age or injury besides one specific method.

    • @DianeCee57
      @DianeCee57 4 месяца назад +3

      It was such fun to listen to, esp if you knew the characters (I did bail at 3hrs but am really keen to know who won). Sherlock Holmes was robbed though.

    • @lore_shards
      @lore_shards 4 месяца назад +4

      It was a good time and you guys did try to be objective.
      He problem seems to be moving a bit too quickly and not defining powersets early on. Harry Potter should have defeated Santa easy

    • @Mooxieclang
      @Mooxieclang 4 месяца назад

      Finally some good rat

  • @jonathand2705
    @jonathand2705 4 месяца назад +393

    "If Kermit got up in the trees, jumped down on him, and snapped his neck..." - Fringold
    Thank you for this scrumptious meal of content.

    • @An_Actual_Rat
      @An_Actual_Rat 4 месяца назад +45

      Fringy is of course biased when it comes to his amphibian brethren

    • @jamespazuzuairsoft5369
      @jamespazuzuairsoft5369 4 месяца назад +21

      It got better for me when fringy then said that Kermit should make a spear with the branches and drop on mr bean like Rambo on a wild boar.

  • @Martijn_Steinpatz
    @Martijn_Steinpatz 4 месяца назад +402

    Theo losing his mind over Unicron's powers set is my favorite part.

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 4 месяца назад

      Yeah, Transformers deep lore is insane.

    • @heikira438
      @heikira438 4 месяца назад +8

      Same lol I played it back several times during the live stream.

    • @Crimsin19937
      @Crimsin19937 4 месяца назад +37

      You mean it's the only thing that brings you joy in life?

    • @revolversnake126
      @revolversnake126 4 месяца назад +23

      Theo carried this stream

    • @OptimusJedi
      @OptimusJedi 4 месяца назад +1

      It had me laughing for sure.

  • @Instafail
    @Instafail 4 месяца назад +209

    I absolutely adore this episode.
    The premise is fun, the argumention was compelling and the surprised reactions to bullshit powers on wikis were utterly hilarious.
    Theo in particular was firing on all cylinders, which was great to see.
    Also, Mr.Frog can take down the Headless Horseman low diff don't @ me.

  • @thuglifebear5256
    @thuglifebear5256 4 месяца назад +266

    That Headless Horseman bio "He can walk faster than he used to when he was still alive."

    • @matthewcollins4773
      @matthewcollins4773 4 месяца назад +37

      The best part is that he can scare people into having heart attacks. Which technically anyone can do.

    • @R3cov3ry
      @R3cov3ry 4 месяца назад +16

      ​@@matthewcollins4773 that hasn't been proven 😂😂

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 4 месяца назад +5

      He can smell cooking food, but only from 4 feet away.

    • @AKABattousai
      @AKABattousai 4 месяца назад +8

      He can stalk ANYONE!!! ... from a distance.

    • @MilkT0ast
      @MilkT0ast 4 месяца назад +4

      I would like to think its not even that much faster.
      He died and unlocked speed walking.

  • @MV-uo5dq
    @MV-uo5dq 4 месяца назад +105

    Cant believe you guys forgot that Mr Bean keeps a handgun & ammo in his nightstand to turn off the light from bed.

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal 3 месяца назад +2

      @Rotom0479 Well, yeah. He's British. Round 2, though?

    • @wj11jam78
      @wj11jam78 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@pirig-gal
      The gun is not his standard kit. In round 3, he could drive home and pick it up

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal 3 месяца назад +2

      @@wj11jam78 That's fair. He basically only has the gun by his bed.

    • @Necrow_Productions
      @Necrow_Productions 2 месяца назад +1

      They forgot that Tyler Durden also carries a gun on him

  • @ZeroDarkZodiac
    @ZeroDarkZodiac 4 месяца назад +242

    May Theo's reaction to Unicron's ultimate infinity mega cosmic powers be forever solidified as an all time EFAP highlight

  • @JulianDoe
    @JulianDoe 4 месяца назад +202

    Timestamps
    0:00 The Mummy
    1:00 Preamble & Rules
    8:08 Lightweight Round 1
    2:32:56 Round 2
    3:15:39 Round 3
    3:45:06 Round 4 & The Disqualification
    3:58:43 Round 5 & The Winner
    4:06:50 AZ Leaves & intermission
    4:09:29 Preamble Medium Weights
    4:10:08 Round 1
    6:29:42 Round 2
    7:37:18 Round 3
    7:51:03 Round 4
    8:00:00 Final Battle
    8:01:18 Intermission
    8:03:56 Heavy Weights Round 1
    10:14:16 Metal Leaves
    10:15:42 Round 2
    11:08:18 Round 3
    11:45:31 Round 4
    11:54:35 Round 5
    12:11:48 The Final Round
    12:19:48 Who Wins? What Have We Learned?
    12:22:48 Closing

    • @coolvibesradio3267
      @coolvibesradio3267 4 месяца назад +5

      Thanks

    • @lukew6725
      @lukew6725 4 месяца назад +6

      Doing The Don's work. 🙏

    • @coolvibesradio3267
      @coolvibesradio3267 4 месяца назад +3

      are you timestampingt all the sigular matches

    • @SiriusSphynx
      @SiriusSphynx 4 месяца назад +6

      6:34:40 Fringy's love of Mario gets attacked 😂

    • @JulianDoe
      @JulianDoe 4 месяца назад +4

      @@coolvibesradio3267 no, no spoilers.

  • @beowulfsrevenge4369
    @beowulfsrevenge4369 4 месяца назад +316

    The Headless Horseman could have sweeped the competition if they'd taken his skills as a equestrian, and his warm axe into consideration.

    • @canaldecasta
      @canaldecasta 4 месяца назад +26

      Giving heart attacks that may be coincidental was the cherry on top.

    • @jimmytheenlightenedcentrist
      @jimmytheenlightenedcentrist 4 месяца назад +1

      Unfortunately I imagine Dark Phoenix would be able to find his geographic limitations and just camp him in round 3. RIP THE HERO HE NEEDED

    • @daikhairai7194
      @daikhairai7194 4 месяца назад +2

      Yeah but boogie

    • @BananaMana69
      @BananaMana69 4 месяца назад +5

      Well same with King Arthur and Excaliburs scabbard... He shoulda been a heavyweight.

    • @TwoKnowingRavens
      @TwoKnowingRavens 4 месяца назад +1

      King Arthur not being a Heavyweight is just an example of how people discount the powers that are created in a literary setting. Gandalf suffered the same fate they just assumed that Gandalf would be bound by the rules of Tolkiens universe when they are fighting in a neutral dimension. Arthur cannot be defeated in battle or come to harm unless you are able to strip his kingship from him and cause him to become tyrannical. Obviously he couldn't beat something like Cthulhu, or I'd be willing to concede that. But he would beat almost any other humanoid fighter. Goku included. Goku isn't smart enough to understand the nuance I'm strategy required to beat someone who's literally invincible.

  • @zombiehater6547
    @zombiehater6547 4 месяца назад +74

    I like how the most interesting discussions were in the Light and Middleweight catagories and the second Heavyweight started it just devolved into "Well can this attack actually hurt him, but that attack is able to shred 10,000 multiversus and makes you go insane just thinking about it for a nanosecond, ok but this character is outside of time and space and can create black holes using his asshole, but will that prevent him from getting mind controlled or can he break free using piss baby gamer mode, but piss baby gamer mode only works if he's able to drink coffee at 12PM, but in the other character's world drinking coffee at 12PM kills you"

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal 3 месяца назад +5

      Like in most long running anime (like Naruto or OnePiece), the most elaborate (tactically) fights happen earlier, before the characters power up. Early Naruto fights especially.

  • @malzo1701
    @malzo1701 4 месяца назад +116

    Great stream, and for those who are curious you only need two things to defeat Unicron.
    1.) The Touch
    2.) The Power

    • @lorfsor
      @lorfsor 4 месяца назад +27

      Secondary feats that help:
      3.) The Heart
      4.) The Motion

    • @TheeDawson
      @TheeDawson 4 месяца назад +14

      Thirdly you need:
      5) To got the Moves
      6) To know the Streets
      7) And you are a Winner

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions Месяц назад +1

      @@malzo1701 Armed with such powers, _nothins gonna stand in your way_

  • @crimsonpotemkin
    @crimsonpotemkin 4 месяца назад +119

    8:17:10
    The fact that The Headless Horseman is region locked is funny.

    • @Guy_Incognito118
      @Guy_Incognito118 3 месяца назад +1

      By an amazing coincidence, the region in question is Sleepy Hollow, NY. It's located in Westchester County. The same county where the X-Mansion resides.

  • @MediumRareOpinions
    @MediumRareOpinions 4 месяца назад +119

    Robocops face isn't a weakpoint, they surgically removed it and grafted it over the top of his armored skull so that their robot cop would appear more human to other cops.

    • @doitforthelutz
      @doitforthelutz 4 месяца назад +15

      They just don't know. They are working on half information and bullshit.

    • @TwoKnowingRavens
      @TwoKnowingRavens 4 месяца назад +15

      Yeah the reason Terminator took out baby Murphy is because Skynet knew that RoboCop could defeat Skynet and at least early versions of the Terminators.
      RoboCop beats T-800 and T-1000

    • @yagamifire7861
      @yagamifire7861 4 месяца назад

      Yeah Robo shitstomps Terminators

    • @revolverswitch
      @revolverswitch 4 месяца назад +3

      @@TwoKnowingRavens yea, round 3 robocop defeats skynet's entire apocalypse army. This power level is also from a comic so of course these guys weren't able to put it into consideration lol

    • @CreedofDarkness
      @CreedofDarkness 3 месяца назад +1

      His brain is still a massive weakpoint. Soft tissues don't like impacts.

  • @canaldecasta
    @canaldecasta 4 месяца назад +166

    Mauler and crew: Steve is overpowered. Out of here.
    Bugs Bunny: There's another
    Mr Frog: Uh Hello
    Unicron: 🗿

    • @scottski02
      @scottski02 4 месяца назад +39

      Bugs Bunny should have just been moved to the heavyweights. Toon force is absolutely broken

    • @JohnSmith-qm9fs
      @JohnSmith-qm9fs 4 месяца назад +18

      Steve is also overpowered. He can carry literal tons of iron with a single hand.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@JohnSmith-qm9fs sure sounds like it's gonna help him against a gun

    • @An_Actual_Rat
      @An_Actual_Rat 4 месяца назад +17

      ​@@HerohammerStudiosWell, when allowed to go all out Steve can wear magically enhanced armor that heavily reduces damage from projectiles, in addition to the innate protection of the armor itself.
      Dude's pretty busted.

    • @JohnSmith-qm9fs
      @JohnSmith-qm9fs 4 месяца назад +15

      @@HerohammerStudios his ability to tank a cubic meter of tnt exploding at point blank would. He can carry a traincar with one hand and survive a 300lb dynamite explosion without gear.

  • @ethanbird2117
    @ethanbird2117 4 месяца назад +22

    Man I feel bad for godzilla
    He gets ready and then his first battle is with fucking unicron

    • @greatclubsandwich5612
      @greatclubsandwich5612 3 месяца назад +1

      Asura's Wrath as fight... Just drops a finger on everyone's favorite lizard boy....

  • @someeejit
    @someeejit 4 месяца назад +277

    Longest Efap in ages

    • @Arko777777
      @Arko777777 4 месяца назад +69

      Finally, regular sized EFAP.

    • @dean_l33
      @dean_l33 4 месяца назад +1

      Does the anniversary don't add up?

    • @someeejit
      @someeejit 4 месяца назад +10

      @@dean_l33 ok, i'm not counting the anniversaries

    • @EnsignRedshirtRicky
      @EnsignRedshirtRicky 4 месяца назад +5

      Getting ready for "#300 - This is Schlurpo!"

    • @TheDickChappy97
      @TheDickChappy97 4 месяца назад

      Really wish they chose a more interesting thing to cover though. Got boring real quick

  • @ocean_machine
    @ocean_machine 3 месяца назад +16

    The actual answer to the Picard vs Kirk fight is that they would not fight each other and would instead work together to escape and then they would give rousing speeches about the sanctity of life and the importance of civil liberties.

  • @BobsStuff
    @BobsStuff 4 месяца назад +387

    Wonder where Angry Pissed off Gamer would stand in this showdown

    • @AimlessSavant
      @AimlessSavant 4 месяца назад +122

      He says, "Minecraft Steve? Minecraft Steve my ass" and Steve dissolves.

    • @kasra8255
      @kasra8255 4 месяца назад +78

      Sitting.

    • @sognurT
      @sognurT 4 месяца назад +7

      ​@@kasra8255😆

    • @DjTiesticles
      @DjTiesticles 4 месяца назад +24

      He would eat all of his competition

    • @alexanderhenderson2594
      @alexanderhenderson2594 4 месяца назад +40

      Bold of you to assume he would stand.

  • @FrenchyMcToast
    @FrenchyMcToast 4 месяца назад +44

    Popeye has, without spinach, eaten a revolver.

    • @bigwinz
      @bigwinz 4 месяца назад +4

      This should've been taken into consideration.

    • @koatam
      @koatam 4 месяца назад +4

      His pipe can cut holes into the side of battleships

  • @jeggsonvohees2201
    @jeggsonvohees2201 4 месяца назад +108

    I don't blame the panel for not knowing but a full power King Arthur is invincible. Excalibur has a magic scabbard. It makes it so that in battle Arthur won't get hurt or lose a single drop of blood.

    • @shadowofdimentio4618
      @shadowofdimentio4618 4 месяца назад +2

      You can very easily argue a more experienced opponent could disarm Arthur who only gains that invincibilty while he has Avalon on him

    • @jeggsonvohees2201
      @jeggsonvohees2201 4 месяца назад +1

      @shadowofdimentio4618 Disarming Arthur wouldn't work, it's the scabbard that gives him invincibility, not the sword. I think it's fair to say the magic would keep Arthur from losing his weapon or scabbard anyways.

    • @shadowofdimentio4618
      @shadowofdimentio4618 4 месяца назад +1

      @@jeggsonvohees2201 There's no magic that's mentioned that says he can't be disarmed and I am aware it's specifically the scabbard. I think most people would have a difficult time figuring out that specifically BUT it's still possible. He did lose it in life after all and there doesn't seem like much magic was involved since by then Morgana was peaceful.

    • @jeggsonvohees2201
      @jeggsonvohees2201 4 месяца назад +3

      @shadowofdimentio4618 He lost the scabbard because someone stole it when he didn't have it on his person. The magic only works when he's wearing it, that's why it could be stolen.
      As for disarming by a skilled opponent, I still don't think it can happen. When he fought the Black Knight a second time, Arthur easily beat him despite the BK still being a much better fighter than him. The scabbard appears to be able to compensate for the skill of an enemy combatant.

    • @shadowofdimentio4618
      @shadowofdimentio4618 4 месяца назад

      @@jeggsonvohees2201 Both can you find a source that states this? All of this seems like a lot of guessing that he must have some magical protection but it's never stated this is the case.
      As for the Black Knight be a more talented fighter, it's important to know there were several black knights AND Arthur had the distinct advantage of being invincible. If I was in a short fight with a master but I was also invincible I would also probably win despite our differences and Arthur has way more skill.
      A lot of characters in the light weight (if either given the knowledge or just making a guess) COULD disarm him through more experienced fighting styles (MMA Destroys medieval brawling), weaponry like explosives and better tactics.
      I feel like you need to use a hyper specific Arthur to truly give him the the since his invincability only carries him so far when he needs his scabbard on him and there's nothing that states (magical or otherwise) that you cannot remove it with enough force

  • @erwa223
    @erwa223 4 месяца назад +93

    This was my favorite episode in a while

    • @Arko777777
      @Arko777777 4 месяца назад +13

      Agreed. So many tismy disscusions. I still have heavyweight to watch.

    • @revolversnake126
      @revolversnake126 4 месяца назад +32

      and rags wasnt there hmm....

    • @toddstone230
      @toddstone230 4 месяца назад +20

      ​@@revolversnake126surely a coincidence >.>

    • @youdarnweebsgetoffmylawn
      @youdarnweebsgetoffmylawn 4 месяца назад

      ​@@revolversnake126I like Rags, but I feel like he would have made this episode worse because he would have been another person saying how all of this is dumb and stupid throughout the stream, in which... yeah, we know. That's why it's fun.

    • @peanutgallery4
      @peanutgallery4 3 месяца назад +1

      ​@@revolversnake126really makes you think 🤔

  • @scottski02
    @scottski02 4 месяца назад +118

    The Don would have soloed everyone

    • @SiriusSphynx
      @SiriusSphynx 4 месяца назад +28

      The Don would have won over everyone with a warm smile and a ride on his bike. Everyone would have forfeited, refusing to fight such a blessed friend.

    • @AimlessSavant
      @AimlessSavant 4 месяца назад +9

      He is too strong for a mortal universe. He lies in the veil beyond.

    • @peanutgallery4
      @peanutgallery4 3 месяца назад +2

      What about Mr Roger's though

    • @jonarc2403
      @jonarc2403 3 месяца назад +3

      @Rotom0479you’re that guy who checks that the parents know Santa isn’t real in front of their kids, aren’t you?

    • @Necrow_Productions
      @Necrow_Productions 2 месяца назад +1

      The Don vs Mr Rodgers would be the final battle and would result in a tie

  • @joanjorge566
    @joanjorge566 4 месяца назад +35

    How the fuck are they even considering that Mr.Incredible even tickles Heracles.

    • @bigwinz
      @bigwinz 4 месяца назад +16

      That was frustrating. Also, Hercules would body the Hulk. I feel like they just ignored Theo pointing out that he literally held the world for a while.

    • @parowOOz
      @parowOOz 4 месяца назад +7

      @@bigwinz Hm, there's World Breaker Hulk. He defeated a guy named Sentry who apparently possesed the power of a million exploding suns, lol :D I dunno if Hercules can tank such ridiculousness :D

    • @idiotcube
      @idiotcube 3 месяца назад +5

      Because mR iNcReDiBlE bEaT tHe OmNiDrOiD!!!11!1!!!
      Nevermind that Hercules beat the Titans, which in the movie are country-destroying natural disasters, and in the myths are the predecessors to the gods themselves.
      But yeah, Mr. Mostly Credible made a big robot poke itself, so he sweeps.

    • @greatclubsandwich5612
      @greatclubsandwich5612 3 месяца назад +1

      @@idiotcube Hercules didn't fight the Titans in the mythology I don't think. That was Zeus and the Gods before his time. So we have to distinguish between myth and Disney movie. I don't think Mr. I wins, but If you consider Hercules is not invulnerable in the myths, he is still mortal. Its only after he transcends to Godhood that he becomes unkillable.
      So if you examine what they are boiled down... Men with incredible strength. Neither are immune to damage, just resistant, and both are fighters. I think Herc wins round 1 because he's Greek and they invented wrestling. Mr. I wins round 2 because he is shown to be able to pickup trees like its nothing and he just throws it at Herc or beats him from 40 feet away while Herc tries to close the distance. And Herc wins 3 as either a god, or just with all the magical gifts from the gods he gets. Mr.I gets a suit and a car, not much against a Pegasus, magic sword, invulnerable lionskin, and medusa head.
      As for Disney... never seen it so can't comment.

    • @marshalseedov4248
      @marshalseedov4248 2 месяца назад +2

      Fringy tried to argue that sonic a fast blue hedgehog could beat king ghidorah a three near unkillable alien kaiju so I meannnn

  • @HectorLopez0217
    @HectorLopez0217 4 месяца назад +92

    “Can you chop Dante’s head off?” No his healing factor is so fast by the time the blade moves past he’s already healed. In dmc3 his brother Vergil gets a sword straight through him and that’s their weakest incarnations

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 4 месяца назад +32

      Dante's acquisition of Aluster in DMC1 where he pulls himself off being impaled through the spikey hilt will never not be funny to me.

    • @HectorLopez0217
      @HectorLopez0217 4 месяца назад +16

      @@RipOffProductionsLLC Yeah the batwing cross guard going through his throat is hilarious

    • @DaDude2011
      @DaDude2011 4 месяца назад +8

      BRO you made my day. Just started listening and was hoping Dante and Vergil were in this. YES!! NOW I’m motivated!

    • @zombiehater6547
      @zombiehater6547 4 месяца назад +7

      That scene is exactly what I thought about when I heard them say that lmao

    • @ag_abdulaziz7153
      @ag_abdulaziz7153 4 месяца назад +1

      Do you have a timestamp for the discussion?

  • @yotoniha
    @yotoniha 4 месяца назад +28

    The greatest minds of the intelecutal community
    "Jigsaw vs Shrek"

  • @cr-volcanic
    @cr-volcanic 4 месяца назад +115

    At last! An actual Longman!

  • @alexhayden219
    @alexhayden219 3 месяца назад +7

    With Wolverine, Theo crying "A guy with claws?!"
    Claws are Wolverine's aesthetic. He's a lot more than a guy with claws. His healing factor is much more important to the character. It's even the reason why he can stand having the claws and how he's able to have his adamantium skeleton. Healing is his defining attribute.

  • @J0hnzie
    @J0hnzie 4 месяца назад +13

    Headless Horseman versus Ghost Rider would have been the battle for the ages, and make one HELL of a t-shirt.

  • @FrenchyMcToast
    @FrenchyMcToast 4 месяца назад +39

    Not only does Santa have, at the very least, time dilation powers, he is also technically Odin.

    • @AimlessSavant
      @AimlessSavant 4 месяца назад +16

      Allfather Christmas

    • @TwoKnowingRavens
      @TwoKnowingRavens 4 месяца назад +9

      Santa is just the public relations version of Odin.

    • @marshalseedov4248
      @marshalseedov4248 2 месяца назад

      Or one of the strongest mutants in marvel

  • @cebraulkenne8571
    @cebraulkenne8571 4 месяца назад +65

    Wow Fringy simpin hard for Kermit, green gotta stick together huh?

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 4 месяца назад +19

      It's not easy being green

    • @HectorLopez0217
      @HectorLopez0217 4 месяца назад +1

      And blue hedgehog against the golden death, the devil with three heads, and the god of the void Ghidorah

    • @DUKEzors
      @DUKEzors 4 месяца назад +2

      ​@@MediumRareOpinionsA perfect response doesn't exis- ...

    • @cebraulkenne8571
      @cebraulkenne8571 4 месяца назад +2

      I know there's a joke in there about the green mile

    • @cebraulkenne8571
      @cebraulkenne8571 4 месяца назад +1

      I feel I also need to add that Bugs bunny is just a reality bending SCP that can do whatever he wants to the point physics is a suggestion not a law.

  • @HectorLopez0217
    @HectorLopez0217 4 месяца назад +40

    Kirby Vs Unicron is the cold indifference of the universe versus the indomitable fire of the human spirit

  • @twyx6928
    @twyx6928 3 месяца назад +3

    Man, I was on a bus while listening to the headless horseman part. I was desperately trying to keep myself from bursting out with laughter while smiling like an idiot. My face hurt so much after that.

  • @Jaimethepanda
    @Jaimethepanda 4 месяца назад +17

    Mauler was up all night researching the Headless Horseman.

  • @andethidialbubabibub3261
    @andethidialbubabibub3261 4 месяца назад +22

    The headless horseman being laughed off stage was so funny 😅

  • @casbyness
    @casbyness 4 месяца назад +45

    I listened to this entire thing live whilst stuck in bed running a high fever. Initially I thought this was a very bad idea, but the total randomness actually cancelled out the fever dreams and kept me sane. I'm now on the mend - thanks EFAP! :D

    • @pirig-gal
      @pirig-gal 3 месяца назад +1

      @Rotom0479 no

  • @Arko777777
    @Arko777777 4 месяца назад +92

    I'm just starting heavyweight, but some of Mauler's decisions of what went into lightweight and mediumweight class were super weird. Like Minecraft Steve and Bugs Bunny paired with regular humans in lightweight while a regular Pikachu, Frankenstein's monster and a Werewolf were in mediumweight with two time travelers...

    • @Akakiryuushin
      @Akakiryuushin 4 месяца назад +13

      wat? im just now gotten to steve and think steve could possibly be in heavy class due to world shaping abilities but bugs bunny in lightweight as well?

    • @Arko777777
      @Arko777777 4 месяца назад +13

      @@Akakiryuushin Yep, at one point they had to disqualify both of them. That's kinda the admission of failure. I don't know how Mauler could've miss that when he made these tiers.

    • @toddstone230
      @toddstone230 4 месяца назад +22

      When Mauler does this again in a year or so, he has to get better info on the contestants lol

    • @Jburt571
      @Jburt571 4 месяца назад +5

      I'm not done lightweight yet but so far it seems lightweight are characters who rely entirely on equipment or outside gimmicks. When stripped of everything in Round 1 they only have their basic physique and combat prowess.

    • @AimlessSavant
      @AimlessSavant 4 месяца назад +4

      Frankenstain!? Stein! Stein! Stein! Lol

  • @melancholicwriter56
    @melancholicwriter56 4 месяца назад +38

    Good lord, Poor Jon Snow didn't have a chance against King Arthur-
    I know Efap aren't the biggest mythology nerds, but uh, King Arthur completely stomps, without or without excalibur considering he's explicitly superhuman and has done things like tanking blows from giants and surviving (without his scabbard), killed dragons, wrestled giants and split their skulls.
    oh and he has an invisible cloak.

    • @janehrahan5116
      @janehrahan5116 4 месяца назад

      also she can make her sword invisible and blow up buildings with it.

    • @shadowofdimentio4618
      @shadowofdimentio4618 4 месяца назад

      Artoria would be a middle weight at worst and a heavy weight at most chartiable. But why even ise her for Fate when Gilgamesh is more fun is versus

    • @melancholicwriter56
      @melancholicwriter56 4 месяца назад

      @@shadowofdimentio4618 Well the annoying thing about using fate characters is mystery. Which actively just says "no" to a LOT of fictional characters' abilities. Like it genuinely wouldn't matter how strong someone like...uh, MCU hulk was (do not read hulk comics), by fate's rules he wouldn't have any shit with mystery and he'd get screwed.

  • @arcuscotangens
    @arcuscotangens 4 месяца назад +45

    Mr Bean has a huge disadvantage in round three:
    He actually has to get to his opponent without dying in the process.

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 4 месяца назад +5

      Mr Bean would accidentally solve the Gaza Crisis on his way to finding Kermit

    • @greatclubsandwich5612
      @greatclubsandwich5612 3 месяца назад +1

      @@samwallaceart288 While simultaneously causing an international conflict between France and Mongolia (Somehow)...

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 3 месяца назад

      @@greatclubsandwich5612 Mongolia had nothing to do with the fall of French Indochina, you can't prove that.

    • @greatclubsandwich5612
      @greatclubsandwich5612 3 месяца назад +1

      @@samwallaceart288 *Mr. Bean driving out of the country completely oblivious...

  • @jmace2424
    @jmace2424 3 месяца назад +9

    Buggs would throw Unicron in a giant bathtub and watch the sparks fly.

  • @MilkT0ast
    @MilkT0ast 4 месяца назад +11

    If Mauler read the onepunch man comics , he would be disqualified from the match as well. Siatama will always exponentially surpass his opponent. That's his character. Even things beyond space and time, he even learned to turn back time as well.
    Siatama will even destroy an omnicron powered up kirby in one punch.

    • @greatclubsandwich5612
      @greatclubsandwich5612 3 месяца назад +1

      No, but I get your meaning... He's like Bugs, a joke of a character. He will win in the end but thats just because the writer says so, which is the same as bugs. But if we are taking away plot armour, there are multiple characters who have survived multiple punches from him who are weaker than either Kirby or Omnicron. Much like Bugs however, it becomes moot because his power is literally "The joke is he always wins..."

    • @Pink.andahalf
      @Pink.andahalf Месяц назад +1

      The theme music plays, Saitama punches, and the fight is won. That's the anime in a nutshell, and the interesting part is how everyone around him reacts to that.

  • @kasra8255
    @kasra8255 4 месяца назад +122

    If MauLer knew about Garrus' ascension into Godhood in Mass Effect 3, he wouldn't have put him in the lightweight category.

    • @sweetpeaches6955
      @sweetpeaches6955 4 месяца назад +24

      That’s what Mauler gets for not playing Mass Effect 😂

    • @billyxxxx1738
      @billyxxxx1738 4 месяца назад +21

      Or they could've been annoyed by it. Their tolerance on who gets the benefit of the doubt of crazy, insane powers are proportional to whether or not they like the character. Or if they are a comic book character that Theo thinks is cringe.

    • @fabiof.8152
      @fabiof.8152 4 месяца назад +57

      ​@@billyxxxx1738 Comic book characters are often pretty cringe, to be fair...

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 4 месяца назад +4

      ​@@fabiof.8152 true, but that's not a valid argument when we're just discussing power levels

    • @AimlessSavant
      @AimlessSavant 4 месяца назад +6

      all hail private Jenkins.

  • @BrainDamagedAutist
    @BrainDamagedAutist 3 месяца назад +9

    Magneto controls *all* magnetic fields, it isn't METAL. He just stops the electro-magnetic field of Dante's heart. Shields himself and blows the Earth apart.

  • @blackdragoncyrus
    @blackdragoncyrus 4 месяца назад +151

    Somehow, Rich Evans returned.

    • @alexanderhenderson2594
      @alexanderhenderson2594 4 месяца назад +4

      It was Boogie not Rich Evans that returned at the end there.

    • @kawaiiamethist
      @kawaiiamethist 4 месяца назад +7

      Rich is eternal. He survived aids, don't doubt his power.

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 4 месяца назад +5

      ​@@alexanderhenderson2594 Rich returned randomly like a fourth into the video

  • @kyleabela1211
    @kyleabela1211 3 месяца назад +4

    Bugs Bunny calls in Michael Jordon, everyone else loses while “Come on and Slam” plays in the background.

  • @ian-op5fv
    @ian-op5fv 4 месяца назад +105

    I am Disgusted an disturbed that you let Daredevil win over Popeye in the third round. You had to arbitrarily limit Popeye to a single can of spinach.
    Popeye has survived the erasure of existence and defeated god.

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 4 месяца назад +27

      popeye can singlehandedly build an entire Battleship with ease, the man's a machine

    • @aTalkingKoala8294
      @aTalkingKoala8294 4 месяца назад +48

      These guys aren't power scalers, which is what made this episode interesting to me.
      As someone who is addicted to power scaling videos, it was kind of fresh to see these guys ponder on such things.
      With that being said, Popeye probably solos this entire line up, except for bugs bunny.

    • @valentinvozaf647
      @valentinvozaf647 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@aTalkingKoala8294same lol

    • @Madoushi-dono
      @Madoushi-dono 4 месяца назад +9

      I was also going to say that Popeye was robbed...

    • @Koopa_Klawz
      @Koopa_Klawz 4 месяца назад +4

      Hell 1 can of spinach should’ve been more than enough for Popeye to win round 3. He really got cheated.

  • @noneed4sleep64
    @noneed4sleep64 4 месяца назад +16

    Man I hope Jimmy Carter is on the list…

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 4 месяца назад +2

      He IS history's greatest monster, after all

  • @SC-ho6py
    @SC-ho6py 4 месяца назад +12

    returning to the strream to the quote: Hulk is more phycologically vulnerable than mr. Frog xDDD

    • @koatam
      @koatam 4 месяца назад +6

      "Mr. Frog wouldn't be disturbed by the crying of screams of children"

  • @Abysalss
    @Abysalss 4 месяца назад +23

    I love how when characters are inconveniently powerful they’ll ignore it but they made every excuse to protect the time travelers who sucked the fun outta fights

    • @lukew6725
      @lukew6725 4 месяца назад +2

      Especially considering the fact that time travel should be almost completely useless when you're in an infinite forest.

    • @StuffedFlumpers
      @StuffedFlumpers 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@lukew6725They made it very clear you can get out of the forest in many ways, what are you even talking about? 😂

    • @Abysalss
      @Abysalss 4 месяца назад +2

      @@lukew6725 exactly, like you travel forward and it should just be Forrest. Also no way the doctor has the tardis as standard loadout. He basically never just time travels away to solve problems

    • @Abysalss
      @Abysalss 4 месяца назад +3

      @@StuffedFlumpers no they don’t they make it explicit that it’s all just Forest, they say if you can open portals it will take you to where they normally go but if you’re in the same place in the future and that place is an infinite forest it should still be Forest

    • @StuffedFlumpers
      @StuffedFlumpers 4 месяца назад

      @@Abysalss That's if you're operating one one of the manyyyyy different types of time travel, they obviously weren't.

  • @eras1066
    @eras1066 4 месяца назад +73

    Really unfortunate Rags wasn't around for this one, seemed like it would've been his element

    • @sweetpeaches6955
      @sweetpeaches6955 4 месяца назад +17

      He would’ve lost his shit at the Heavyweights

    • @toddstone230
      @toddstone230 4 месяца назад +22

      I would've loved seeing him rooting for Santa 🤣

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 4 месяца назад +33

      Could've been great. 3 or 4 hours longer because he has to repeat everyone around him, but still

    • @NorwegianAmericanKid
      @NorwegianAmericanKid 4 месяца назад +9

      Feel like Rags would have been advocating for Joshua since the EFAP crew didn't know much about him

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 4 месяца назад +6

      Rags ruined Jenny's Galactic Starcruiser experience. He should be ashamed! Shame ON HIM!

  • @v4facade
    @v4facade 4 месяца назад +74

    What's this? A proper length EFAP?
    Don bless, you massives!

  • @lord123j
    @lord123j 4 месяца назад +23

    Ironically, Jim Sterling just released a video that has this very title in it. The simulation is running out of RAM buckos!

    • @michaelnewbury6548
      @michaelnewbury6548 4 месяца назад +4

      Force Jim to go on a diet & exercise, that'll fix it.

  • @vejolta
    @vejolta 4 месяца назад +12

    The delorean doesnt chamge location while time traveling. It would still be in the forest when it time travels.

  • @ChiefCrewin
    @ChiefCrewin 4 месяца назад +87

    The way Fringy desperately trys to defend his precious Nintendo characters is hilarious

    • @sweetpeaches6955
      @sweetpeaches6955 4 месяца назад +50

      It was so funny when Fringy got upset when Moriarty said that Mario is a boring character

    • @ItsGianotti
      @ItsGianotti 4 месяца назад +9

      yeah, he is biased and tries to defend at whatever cost, same with some sony characters. Him defending kirby was a bit annoying

    • @Soulferno
      @Soulferno 4 месяца назад +13

      ​@@ItsGianottiHim being biased for Nintendo characters doesn't really mean much if others are biased against them like yourself. Like for example, Link vs Geralt had most of the panel talk all about the latter's abilities while actively downplaying the former's. I can chalk up the first round to not matter much and the second round is certainly arguable but the fact that they even spent longer than half a minute on round 3 shows that lack of knowledge was equating to a near automatic loss. The whole point of each discussion is to have that discussion. If somebody knows more than the rest of the panel then that's important to share even if you find it annoying because the premise of these matchups is to give the characters at least a fair look(even though that was not really the case for most of the stream)

    • @Manakel1993
      @Manakel1993 4 месяца назад +8

      ​@@Soulfernoit's actually insane you think that full power Link can beat full power Geralt.

    • @DaDude2011
      @DaDude2011 4 месяца назад +4

      Exactly what I said!!! Like he NEEDED all smash characters to win out.

  • @dklwos8088
    @dklwos8088 4 месяца назад +93

    Fringy definitely brought the Fring this episode.
    Also seemed like towards the end of the stream that chat forgot this was supposed to be fun.

    • @MediumRareOpinions
      @MediumRareOpinions 4 месяца назад +19

      The Frung was Brung

    • @chapman2001
      @chapman2001 4 месяца назад +7

      Yh the chat became cringe

    • @aTalkingKoala8294
      @aTalkingKoala8294 4 месяца назад +19

      What else do you expect? Power scaling topics always become cringe.
      People get butthurt when their golden cow loses a fight lol

    • @lukew6725
      @lukew6725 4 месяца назад +4

      I don't blame them considering how condescending the cast was towards chat throughout the stream.

    • @aTalkingKoala8294
      @aTalkingKoala8294 4 месяца назад +12

      @@lukew6725 tbf, some of the people in chat were taking some of these fights way too seriously. Caps locking and saying things that the cast had already clarified a few times prior.

  • @kalecraft8906
    @kalecraft8906 4 месяца назад +23

    Definitely one of the most fun episode ideas theyve had in awhile. Great content

  • @CPForte
    @CPForte 3 месяца назад +3

    "Rich Evans can buy a gun in round three." is something I never expected to hear.

  • @realmofloredor
    @realmofloredor 4 месяца назад +121

    “Mighty are the Massives, and mightiest among them is EFAP; but that they may know, and all the brood, that I am the Livestream Time Cap. Those things that MauLer has sung, I will show them forth. And thou, chat, shalt see that no stream over 12 hours can be fully archived, so you must wait for MooLer to upload it.”

    • @TurdFPh.D
      @TurdFPh.D 4 месяца назад +17

      - Bigideas 1:12-14

    • @deriznohappehquite
      @deriznohappehquite 4 месяца назад

      Is this a Bible reference or a Silmarillion reference? Pretty sure it’s the part of the Ainulindalë where Iluvatar chides Melkor for his discord.

    • @testname5042
      @testname5042 2 месяца назад

      @@deriznohappehquite - _The Silmarillion_ - but specifically from the first chapter, which heavily references and parodies the Bible (though not in a mocking tone: i.e. in the sense that all cover songs are parodies).

  • @thomassmart4227
    @thomassmart4227 4 месяца назад +17

    Counter point for Ronald vs Homer. Ronald’s standard equipment should be a Mc Donald’s. Ronald just need to feed him enough to give him a heart attack

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 4 месяца назад +2

      Might take a while. Homer's stomach is distinctly different in build

    • @janehrahan5116
      @janehrahan5116 4 месяца назад +5

      @@samwallaceart288 homer litteraly ate an infinite amount of donuts in hell.

    • @greatclubsandwich5612
      @greatclubsandwich5612 3 месяца назад +1

      @@janehrahan5116 But that's in hell, you can't die again in hell... The point was that the punishment was supposed to be about overindulgence, but Homers unlimited gluttony was unmatched.
      If he tried the same thing at a McDonalds he would die of cardiac arrest.

    • @inferior3199
      @inferior3199 2 месяца назад

      ​@@greatclubsandwich5612 Also wasn't that in a Treehouse of Horror episode which aren't usually canon.

  • @MediumRareOpinions
    @MediumRareOpinions 4 месяца назад +25

    For consistencies sake i don't think characters like Ripley get the sulaco Marines because shes not got authority over them. They're circumstantially allied for the events of a film
    Captain Kirk gets the Enterprise crew becauae he's able to command it. Its the role of his chatacter.

  • @jodanger37
    @jodanger37 4 месяца назад +12

    Batman kills Cthulhu with a giant mirror

    • @yourarchnemesis8453
      @yourarchnemesis8453 4 месяца назад +8

      or with a Cthulhu repellent that he carries on his utility belt.

  • @spectral_force5097
    @spectral_force5097 4 месяца назад +9

    Marvel's Katy: "You took everything from me!"
    Stay Puft Marshmallow Man: "I don't even know who you are."

  • @Abysalss
    @Abysalss 4 месяца назад +45

    Really wish they’d do this with characters they actually know so they don’t get mad at the fact that chat knows more than them and corrects them

    • @thomasredmin3412
      @thomasredmin3412 4 месяца назад +2

      Seriously every time someone would pull a valid com.ent or question from the chat and laugh at it I got Hollywood actor vibes "thou art beneath me"

    • @crim1188
      @crim1188 4 месяца назад +19

      No. Cringe ass powerscalers pulling out 985th version of Jonkler from some shitty comic to debunk a very obvious funny match up deserve to be laughed at

    • @thomasredmin3412
      @thomasredmin3412 4 месяца назад +4

      @@crim1188 evidently not what I was referring to

    • @Abysalss
      @Abysalss 3 месяца назад +4

      @Rotom0479 the luffy one was ridiculous where somehow mauler didn’t consider that in one of the longest running single serialized stories ever written the main character might be stronger than he was in the adaptation that covered like the first 7% of the manga.

    • @Abysalss
      @Abysalss 3 месяца назад +1

      @Rotom0479 hell he coulda read the wiki and still been way more informed

  • @jpdominator
    @jpdominator 4 месяца назад +9

    The Balrog is the physical manifestation of a corrupted angelic spirit. A simple sword may not pierce its skin, but it doesn’t mean it is impervious to physical damage. The only thing to not receive damage that I know of is the ghost army. They’re not physical.

  • @jodanger37
    @jodanger37 4 месяца назад +69

    The longest single efap in history, if I am not mistaken. Beautuful

    • @lukew6725
      @lukew6725 4 месяца назад +28

      Technically EFAP 54 was around 18 hours although that has since been retconned into two separate episodes.

    • @jodanger37
      @jodanger37 4 месяца назад +9

      @@lukew6725 I didn’t count that cuz it stopped becuz of stream cap. This is the longest SINGLE Efap

    • @toddstone230
      @toddstone230 4 месяца назад +7

      Do the Anniversaries count or?

    • @jodanger37
      @jodanger37 4 месяца назад +3

      @@toddstone230 anniversaries are multiple streams, and no single on is this long, that I can recall

    • @Orion_Fritz
      @Orion_Fritz 4 месяца назад

      @@jodanger37 Wasn't the first anniversery a single stream?

  • @charleyvoos6078
    @charleyvoos6078 4 месяца назад +5

    Me in my car shouting, "of course the flying Delorean can take off in the forest!"

  • @spugggaldon361
    @spugggaldon361 4 месяца назад +9

    The joy of an over 12 hour conversation of who would win in a fight.
    Proof men will never be bored as their first 50 years of childhood are the best.

  • @mrminecraftcubeable
    @mrminecraftcubeable 4 месяца назад +56

    i feel like there's a kirby bias from fring

    • @ChiefCrewin
      @ChiefCrewin 4 месяца назад +22

      There's a lot of bias from Fringy, he's worse than rags a lot of the time.

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 4 месяца назад +9

      Kirby

    • @zachgilbert3815
      @zachgilbert3815 4 месяца назад +25

      its not a Kirby bias its a WINNER bias

    • @ItsGianotti
      @ItsGianotti 4 месяца назад +7

      @@ChiefCrewin rags knows how to separate things, fringy most of the time doesn't even try and even gets angry about it, really annoying

    • @brettlivingston595
      @brettlivingston595 4 месяца назад

      Kirby and robots wasting 12 hours.

  • @dna0303
    @dna0303 4 месяца назад +17

    As a big Transformers fan, I would be the first to say Unicron isn’t THAT powerful. The wiki is definitely a case of people adding in every ability across all iterations with very generous interpretations. I would also count a defeat differently too, because destroying him in one universe should count as a win, not having to erase him from the multiverse. He came off as very OP in this competition because no one was knowledgeable about him and the wiki has the same issue as every comic character where it makes everyone sound like an unstoppable super god. He never approaches this level of power in any movie / show (maybe there’s an insane comic out there, but they excluded outliers in the discussions, like Iron Man’s godbuster armor). As much as I like him, Saitama could probably obliterate him with ease and I would count that as a victory

    • @riptheskin8231
      @riptheskin8231 4 месяца назад +4

      Unicron is weird because the writers pulled a DC style new god singularity thing for him that made it so that all Unicrons across all pieces of Transformers media are all technically the same character. The only real way to interpret that in a way that makes sense is that the Unicrons they interact with are all avatars of varying finite levels of power and the real Unicron who wanders the multiverse isn't fully aware of all his defeats. The Unicron singularity thing is corroborated by the Transformers Collectors' Club series, which was officially licensed.

  • @DynamicIntent
    @DynamicIntent 4 месяца назад +49

    Doesn't Excalibur's sheath make King Arthur literally invulnerable?

    • @thuglifebear5256
      @thuglifebear5256 4 месяца назад +7

      Yes.

    • @toddstone230
      @toddstone230 4 месяца назад +2

      How would he fare against He-Man...🤔

    • @Сайтамен
      @Сайтамен 4 месяца назад

      But he refused using them...

    • @TwoKnowingRavens
      @TwoKnowingRavens 4 месяца назад +7

      King Arthur can't be defeated in battle and cannot lose a drop of blood in battle as long as he is a true and honorable King. To defeat Arthur you could immobilize him or imprison him forever potentially or convince his Knights to betray him and force him to commit an act of tyranny. I could see Arthur losing to psychic type characters/manipulative characters but Arthur can't lose to normal fighters/damage.
      Arthur can also summon a real fuck -off GoT style dragon from his shield.

    • @richardimreviragosi6413
      @richardimreviragosi6413 4 месяца назад +1

      ​@@TwoKnowingRavens as usual in suvh things, it is not really fair to assume his magic works absolutrly, rather than what is logically present in his world.
      Sure, you could assume he's immune to anything that dxists in a romantacized medieval age, plus a decent bit of magic.
      But, a nuke turning him and thr very air he breathes into ash and plasm? The death star blowing up the planet? Goku unleashing universe destroying blasts?
      It's a bit beyond what the scabbard should be assumed to beat.
      Still, I imagine the scabbard would be for the third fight only? Which Arthur should have won anyway by getting an army of normies, his dagger and cloak of invisibility, etc. Nathan isn't beating a whole kingdom, with or without the Round or its mages.

  • @Stickguy101
    @Stickguy101 4 месяца назад +18

    This is by FAR one of the most funniest Efap streams I've seen in a while. The matchups were so funny that they always found a way to catch me off guard

  • @chrismatteson1312
    @chrismatteson1312 4 месяца назад +10

    How did Optimus beat Wolverine?
    I’ve just seen Wolverine cut down way too many Sentinels to imagine Optimus having a great chance at surviving.

    • @aidanmattys7488
      @aidanmattys7488 4 месяца назад +7

      Optimus has his own god-like version in round 3 that he'd have the win easily. His weapons are also capable of disintegrating Wolverine. In round 1, all optimus needs to do is slap him off. I just imagine wolverine jumping for his face and him literally slapping the short man miles across the abyss

  • @kylesperling9354
    @kylesperling9354 4 месяца назад +40

    Joshua Graham is the acting War Chief of the Dead Horses tribe in conflict with the White Legs. He's no pushover, no daisy
    I am saddened by the lack of Fallout knowledge and representation 👎

    • @NorwegianAmericanKid
      @NorwegianAmericanKid 4 месяца назад +12

      Fringy was the only one who seemed to have any idea about how much of a terminator Joshua can be

    • @mattmark94
      @mattmark94 4 месяца назад +5

      Also he used to be a Legate in the Legion. You don't get to become a legate unless you are an extremely skilled warrior AND an excellent tactician and leader.

    • @janehrahan5116
      @janehrahan5116 4 месяца назад +1

      "but you could cause him pain" no. you can't, hes already there.

    • @crim1188
      @crim1188 4 месяца назад

      Dont matter. He's not beating Mike outside of first round

    • @mariofatovic6521
      @mariofatovic6521 4 месяца назад +2

      @@crim1188he’s shredding Mike in the second round. He lives off the land, that’s all he does now. Put him in a forest and he has way more survival skills than Mike. Mikes pain tolerance is that he got shot in the ear and didn’t make a noise. Joshua Graham got lit on fire and thrown down the Grand Canyon without making a noise. Not the same.

  • @senoka4638
    @senoka4638 4 месяца назад +35

    It's unfortunate they didn't know about the comic and video game where Robocop beats a bunch of terminators by himself. But I guess they meant movies only.

    • @inferior3199
      @inferior3199 4 месяца назад +8

      Wasn't there a Death Battle with Robocop and Terminator and I believe Robocop won in the end?

    • @RipOffProductionsLLC
      @RipOffProductionsLLC 4 месяца назад +4

      Didn't that comic include Terminator spaceships(the ships had spooky Terminator skulls for prows), or was that a different comic crossover with Terminator that did that?

    • @HerohammerStudios
      @HerohammerStudios 4 месяца назад +6

      ​@@inferior3199 damn. That might be proof Robocop should lose. Deathbattle is unbearably shit

    • @dusky5535
      @dusky5535 4 месяца назад +3

      ​@@HerohammerStudiosThat's a strange generalization considering power scaling is a very subjective thing XD
      Besides, you think Homelander beats Omniman by that logic.

    • @forsakenparadise6828
      @forsakenparadise6828 2 месяца назад

      @@HerohammerStudiosthey definitely get stuff wrong and in some episodes it’s a popularity contest but they’re are many death battles that are just accurate 100%

  • @alexanderhenderson2594
    @alexanderhenderson2594 4 месяца назад +64

    #GarrusNeverLost

    • @forsakenparadise6828
      @forsakenparadise6828 2 месяца назад

      If we discount his god form garrus gets swept and it’s not close Steve can carry several million pounds of stone of him and walk around like normal he would beat Garrus to a bloody pulp 3 rounds out of 3

  • @Darren5731
    @Darren5731 4 месяца назад +24

    King Arther's sheath was magic and prevented him from getting injured or sick.

  • @bongwaterbojack
    @bongwaterbojack 4 месяца назад +13

    I'm with Chat. Garrus should've been reinstated after Steve was DQ'd. That would've put Garrus vs Snake in the finals which I think would've been an interesting conversation.
    Both good hand to hand fighters with Snake edging out skill and Garrus natural strength and armor.
    Both skilled stealth operatives where one focuses on longer range while the other is in their ideal environment.
    Final round I think would more clearly favor the Normandy with the ability to attack from orbit.

  • @emmanuelosorio6676
    @emmanuelosorio6676 4 месяца назад +79

    UNICRON STANS RISE ITS OUR TIME!!!!

    • @HectorLopez0217
      @HectorLopez0217 4 месяца назад +20

      Megatron: No one commands me!
      Unicron: It pleases me to be the first.

    • @revolversnake126
      @revolversnake126 4 месяца назад +2

      Unifraud

    • @mooliciousmaul6514
      @mooliciousmaul6514 4 месяца назад

      Was Megatron on the list?

    • @HectorLopez0217
      @HectorLopez0217 4 месяца назад +5

      @@mooliciousmaul6514 Unicron was in the heavyweights funny part was it was a suggested pick at the last minute

    • @sparkypack
      @sparkypack 4 месяца назад +3

      Real winner is Kirby

  • @Tropical_Toucan
    @Tropical_Toucan 3 месяца назад +2

    One of my favourite episodes! The discussions were so fun to listen to.

  • @jroggs85
    @jroggs85 4 месяца назад +4

    Unicron sneered as he surveyed the field before him. At his feet lay the broken bodies of countless heroes and gods, none of them any match for his unfathomable might. As he absorbed the last vestiges of their inconsequential power into his being, he exalted in his sheer peerlessness.
    Then suddenly, an unseen blow struck his titanic chassis, the projectile bouncing off and dropping to the earth.
    What was this? One last flea daring to challenge his limitless omnipotence. Unicron attempted to turn to face this final fool, but...
    A crack.
    Impossible. A crack in his infallible form? To Unicron's horror, the crack began to widen and splinter, soon extending across his entire form as a white light shone from within him, glowing ever brighter. Who dared? Who COULD? As the light reached the climactic singularity, Unicron looked to the ground to see what had dealt him his ultimate blow.
    A... video game controller?
    The explosion engulfed the multiverses, washing all of reality and unreality with one wave of pure energy, soundless to mortal ears in its deafening cacophony. As the light faded, there remained only the hooded and vaguely spherical form of the victor, a man in a boxing robe who gazed upon the scene with focused disdain.
    "You were good," the man said. "But in the end, you were still nothing but a machine." And with one last flick of his robe, Wings of Liberty turned and walked away.

  • @kcrr
    @kcrr 4 месяца назад +51

    8:13:25 Don't think I've ever heard Theo laugh that hard, what a great episode lmao

    • @zerowolf0006
      @zerowolf0006 4 месяца назад +3

      I was listening to it while driving from the store and when those two came up I busted out laughing

    • @MrSpenczar
      @MrSpenczar 4 месяца назад +5

      Im at an hour and a half, I look forward to this in 7ish hours

    • @kcrr
      @kcrr 3 месяца назад

      @Rotom0479 Self report as a fun hater!

    • @kcrr
      @kcrr 3 месяца назад

      @Rotom0479 🤓

  • @bigwinz
    @bigwinz 4 месяца назад +13

    King Arthur takes all 3 rounds against Jon Snow. GoT dragons are weaker and dumber than European dragons

  • @SSStylishCombo
    @SSStylishCombo 4 месяца назад +14

    I think one of the major problems throwing wrenches into the battles is that a lot of the analysis is being done where one, the other, or both parties know what the other is capable of from the start, but they made a rule saying that they wouldnt know the other's capabilities. for example, helldiver vs luffy, and terminator vs doc brown. in the helldiver vs luffy battle, it was ruled that helldiver would lose because he wouldnt know what luffy's ability was and that would mean he gets killed. yet, in the doc brown vs t800, most of the arguments were in favor of doc going to the past to defeat skynet or the future to get a weapon capable of killing a terminator as if he knows what one is already, but he wouldnt. i think the next time anything like this goes on, they need a clear list of rules made that is put on screen so everyone can know exactly what is and isnt to be considered in the battle.

  • @Nasty_Zappa
    @Nasty_Zappa 4 месяца назад +10

    In what world does Santa beat Boogie? His load out for round 2 would obviously include last night’s Mountain Dew, which would give him a power up to destroy Santa.

  • @jopolski338
    @jopolski338 4 месяца назад +5

    I love the leaning-forward discussion as to whether Garrus can find Minecraft Steve with the Normandy before he gets underground

  • @bobheart5195
    @bobheart5195 3 месяца назад +5

    T-1000 vs Master Chief, I think the panel overlooked the fact that in round 2 chief would have Cortana. Cortana could potentially hack the T-1000 shutting him down without a fight. The deciding factor would be if chief could survive long enough for her to complete the hack.

    • @Pink.andahalf
      @Pink.andahalf Месяц назад

      There's no guarantee the T-1000 has an external wifi connection to it's operating system.

  • @bongwaterbojack
    @bongwaterbojack 4 месяца назад +9

    Feels a bit like the meme of Kirby far overrode his actual ability. Hilarious as it is, the tisms are a bit strong. Lol

    • @MegaSpideyman
      @MegaSpideyman Месяц назад

      Maybe. I find it hard to believe he's THAT powerful.

  • @slaapt
    @slaapt 4 месяца назад +22

    Bugs Bunny lost in the What's Opera Doc episode. Because what did you expect, a happy ending?

  • @DJprofessorK
    @DJprofessorK 4 месяца назад +13

    They nerfed Luffy so hard, even without gear 5 h is still an absolute beast

    • @greatclubsandwich5612
      @greatclubsandwich5612 3 месяца назад

      Yeah I don't know if they really understood his powers...

    • @DJprofessorK
      @DJprofessorK 2 месяца назад

      @@greatclubsandwich5612yeah ER and Theo don’t watch one piece so no one on the panel know anything past the live action unfortunately. With their time traveling rules Luffy would end up losing but he could of made it a bit farther

    • @greatclubsandwich5612
      @greatclubsandwich5612 2 месяца назад

      @@DJprofessorK The way they handled time travel kinda irked me... Like, if doc Brown headed into the future of the infinite forest, there would just be an older, still infinite forest...
      Round 3 sure, but in round 2 he couldn't do much beyond just time traveling so far forward his opponent dies of old age...

  • @jaketacito1798
    @jaketacito1798 4 месяца назад +2

    This is honestly one of my favorite EFAP episodes. With longer episodes I usually watch around 50% -75% but I was hooked the entire time with this one. Super entertaining and easy to follow. Well done gentlemen!

  • @Capt.Thunder
    @Capt.Thunder 4 месяца назад +5

    King Arthur at stage 3 not only has a very sharp sword capable of cleaving through steel, but the scabbard prevents a drop of his blood being spilled, making him immune to blood loss injuries, and he also possessed an invisibility cloak. He is a lot more powerful than you made him out to be.

  • @mr.dolphin8345
    @mr.dolphin8345 4 месяца назад +7

    This is one of my favorite EFAPs already. Really fun idea and you there’s so many other potential characters you can throw in for a potential second part of this.

  • @Jimbit2954
    @Jimbit2954 4 месяца назад +13

    This video is a goldmine for highlights

    • @toddstone230
      @toddstone230 4 месяца назад +2

      Wolf gonna have a field day

  • @Party_Almsivi
    @Party_Almsivi 4 месяца назад +13

    -Good guys bad guys, explosions, as far as the eye can see!
    Only one will survive, I wonder who it will be! This is the ultimate showdown! Of ultimate destiny!

  • @RentedSword0
    @RentedSword0 4 месяца назад +10

    Next Memefap is going to be insane

    • @WhiteSamauri
      @WhiteSamauri 4 месяца назад +1

      We need to harass Az for the inclusion of that stupid robot

  • @jonathansmithwick5703
    @jonathansmithwick5703 4 месяца назад +59

    "If I knew King Arthur had more than just a sword, I wouldn't have put him in this bracket, do it doesn't count,"
    Meanwhile:
    "Yeah, Bugs Bunny is basically an ineffable trickster god"

    • @dragonknightleader1
      @dragonknightleader1 4 месяца назад +1

      I mean, sure the sword heals him kinda (seeing as how he dies), but he still just has a bunch of medieval equipment.
      Unless he's got Knights of the Round Materia attached to his sword or something.

    • @jonathansmithwick5703
      @jonathansmithwick5703 4 месяца назад +12

      It's closer to invincibility than healing. *Maybe* he could be ripped or blown apart, but it should at least make him immune to blood loss. That's why the versions of the story that include it also stipulate that he loses it before the battle of Camlann.

    • @5ilver42
      @5ilver42 4 месяца назад +9

      @@dragonknightleader1 the scabbard makes him invincible, not the sword. he dies because the scabbard is stolen.

    • @stigmaoftherose
      @stigmaoftherose 4 месяца назад

      ​@5ilver42 that's FSN. I don't know if that is in actual Arthurian lore.

    • @lacidar3752
      @lacidar3752 4 месяца назад +4

      There’s precious little in the lore. Just the when you have the scabbard you don’t bleed or slow down when hit. It implies invulnerability and pain negation but never stated.
      I’d peg it at “don’t get hurt by something that wouldn’t immediately kill a guy”.

  • @PANCAKEMINEZZ
    @PANCAKEMINEZZ 4 месяца назад +7

    I am convinced that the Unicron wiki was tampered with. I refuse to believe there are any stories that actively portray him using even a fraction of the shit he has listed.
    This was either tampered with an uber Unicron fan who just kept "but my guy has the destroy the universe cannon times 10" or it was done instantly by an EFAPer specifically ti mess with Theo.

  • @FrenchyMcToast
    @FrenchyMcToast 4 месяца назад +9

    Morbius is literally just a vampire except he drinks blood through his hands and I think he doesn't die in the sun.

  • @KanyeWestIsTheGOAT-
    @KanyeWestIsTheGOAT- 4 месяца назад +6

    Damn I never thought we would have power scaling here
    Bugs Bunny is broken, he wipes everyone here.

  • @DekuLord
    @DekuLord 3 месяца назад +4

    Really good idea for a stream, and really entertaining. I'd love to see you guys do it again. Though next time I'd say you should have someone who knows anime on if you're going to have anime characters.
    For example: With Goku Vs Super Man many people on the panel were under the impression that Goku's Ki powers were magic, when in Dragon Ball Ki and Magic are distinct from one another, which may have impacted people's decisions.

  • @Tridona
    @Tridona 4 месяца назад +37

    Longman was so long he broke the youtube stream cap lmao