DONT PLAY CS2 ON KETAMINE

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @SenseMakesNone
    @SenseMakesNone 7 месяцев назад +2503

    Subtitle editor worked hard on that fireflies intro.

    • @t0rvv
      @t0rvv 7 месяцев назад +28

      **swagger worked hard

    • @SenseMakesNone
      @SenseMakesNone 7 месяцев назад +21

      @t0rvv Damn. Didn't know he does his own editing, too. Assumed he offloaded it!

    • @bofa987
      @bofa987 7 месяцев назад +37

      @@t0rvv brother he specifically said "editor" I think he hired one now

    • @HugoMouret
      @HugoMouret 7 месяцев назад +49

      Sovietwomble aaah edit.

    • @redmist6630
      @redmist6630 7 месяцев назад +64

      yeah he also fucjed up at 12:50 mcnasty is red not pink. No rations for the editors family for a week

  • @seabastian7996
    @seabastian7996 7 месяцев назад +641

    i love how travs whole contribution in this video was laughter, and being stoned out of his head.

    • @4ETR0G4DE
      @4ETR0G4DE 7 месяцев назад +2

      TRAVIS SCOTT

    • @dep6984
      @dep6984 7 месяцев назад +11

      traves is awesome and i desperately need more content from him. absolutely adorable laugh

    • @JenBap
      @JenBap 7 месяцев назад +1

      dream job fr fr

    • @shaggielz
      @shaggielz 5 месяцев назад

      ketamine aint bein stoned ketamine is just.. its own thing

  • @tonybippitykaye
    @tonybippitykaye 7 месяцев назад +248

    Whoever did the subtitles for the Fireflies acapella deserves a raise. I’m curious to know how they did that, whether it was a preset or if they painstakingly moved every subtitle to give it fluid motion

    • @Ila_Aras
      @Ila_Aras 7 месяцев назад +15

      it's obviously a real physics simulation, just dk how they did it

    • @azerty.
      @azerty. 7 месяцев назад +13

      You can see how each new word that flies in makes all of the other words in the pile shift at least a little bit, so it’s definitely a simulation.
      My guess is either Blender or an After Effects plugin called Newton 4.

    • @tonybippitykaye
      @tonybippitykaye 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@azerty. Probably. I use Davinci myself so all I could think was making every single word animated myself, but like you said, it’s likely a blender or after effects thing

    • @natej1812
      @natej1812 2 месяца назад

      1:30 so I can come back to it

  • @dkrfc_
    @dkrfc_ 7 месяцев назад +2593

    Now try fent

    • @HINCH_JR
      @HINCH_JR 7 месяцев назад +67

      This comment is crazy.

    • @Logslinger
      @Logslinger 7 месяцев назад +26

      I love fent

    • @BrendleYT
      @BrendleYT 7 месяцев назад

      Fentanyl is actually a huge problem🤓👆

    • @yofoshizzle66
      @yofoshizzle66 7 месяцев назад +2

      Weak

    • @fatcully2012
      @fatcully2012 7 месяцев назад

      Mmmmmm fetty

  • @cheesecurdactual
    @cheesecurdactual 7 месяцев назад +632

    Maybe I will play CS2 on ketamine, you're not my dad

    • @ObsidianB8
      @ObsidianB8 7 месяцев назад +24

      bro gunna end up like twomad, schlumped for days 💀💀💀💀

    • @brodyhanna7443
      @brodyhanna7443 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@ObsidianB8ketamine doesn't kill you by itself lol

    • @Recapzz
      @Recapzz 7 месяцев назад

      @@brodyhanna7443yea it’s usually the fent that does that

    • @dak7341
      @dak7341 7 месяцев назад

      @@brodyhanna7443then im gonna try fent with it 🥱

    • @mikahonigmann
      @mikahonigmann 7 месяцев назад

      @@brodyhanna7443ketamine can 100% kill you

  • @Khornecussion
    @Khornecussion 7 месяцев назад +120

    That black market ketamine got me moving like a claymation figure.

    • @rypadd
      @rypadd 7 месяцев назад +2

      Nothing like black market k. Can you imagine paying hundreds or even thousands for like a tenth of a gram while getting high in front of doctors?? Pass.

    • @nolen_ix
      @nolen_ix 7 месяцев назад +11

      this shit aint nothing to me man 😎🧛‍♂

    • @yimothyroberts
      @yimothyroberts 7 месяцев назад

      @@rypadd theres a difference between recreational use of ketamine and therapeutic use. ketamine therapy is done with small doses of ketamine (0.5mg/kg) that is administered intravenously twice weekly and is coupled with other forms of therapy, its not using ketamine to achieve a high or euphoria of any sort.

    • @crayon5495
      @crayon5495 7 месяцев назад +2

      THE LAST THING HE SAW WHEN I STRANGLED HIM WAS THE PRICE TAG ON THE GIVENCHY GLOVES

    • @TresisSneaky
      @TresisSneaky 4 месяца назад

      Wiped the nut on my amiri jeans and got right back too fucking

  • @spinshade
    @spinshade 7 месяцев назад +160

    4:11 the word is clearly visible LOL.

  • @goatlegg93
    @goatlegg93 7 месяцев назад +18

    Travis is just a distant laugh the whole thing, i forgot he was there and then laughter from the house next door 😂

  • @somesquidguy13
    @somesquidguy13 7 месяцев назад +52

    The Soviet Womble vibes of these subtitles has me buzzing

    • @yashrajswain4529
      @yashrajswain4529 6 месяцев назад

      Man's not uploaded in months, swagger carrying his legacy

    • @somesquidguy13
      @somesquidguy13 6 месяцев назад

      @@yashrajswain4529 soviet doesn't upload for months at a time, us womble fans are used to it especially with the video essay

    • @yashrajswain4529
      @yashrajswain4529 6 месяцев назад

      @@somesquidguy13 Yeah I knew that, his upload schedule is a pretty popular meme within the community

  • @alexprendell6535
    @alexprendell6535 7 месяцев назад +29

    Couldn't stop laughing seeing the subtitles pile up during firefly, very well done

  • @jahhabobo1291
    @jahhabobo1291 7 месяцев назад +12

    Leaving a like simply for that edit of fitz rendition of the fireflies intro, looked like it took a lot of effort just for some subtitles 😂 good shit

  • @drxc7la
    @drxc7la 7 месяцев назад +46

    2:39 - Nice gun Swagger LMAO

  • @sekri0940
    @sekri0940 7 месяцев назад +308

    If only twomad knew

    • @tartarsauce5028
      @tartarsauce5028 7 месяцев назад +9

      💀

    • @jjxgamer1273
      @jjxgamer1273 7 месяцев назад +13

      sad
      just
      sad

    • @Lanewreck
      @Lanewreck 7 месяцев назад

      Damn

    • @aycuh7873
      @aycuh7873 7 месяцев назад +21

      @@jjxgamer1273
      good
      just
      good

    • @BakedBunn
      @BakedBunn 7 месяцев назад +33

      Twomad? More like Twobad he didn't OD sooner smh

  • @Madewell29
    @Madewell29 7 месяцев назад +5

    1:06 Song is called Better Off Alone by Alice Deejay. I do not know why I know this.

  • @Karlosll-.-ll
    @Karlosll-.-ll 7 месяцев назад +17

    i honestly used to sit at my desk back in the day and watch misfits while doing lines of ket with my headphones on and it would be the craziest shit ever because id end up going into a hole and having you guys speaking in my head while i was watching myself watch your videos and it would keep expanding out like google maps style it was fucking weird

  • @Zackiki_
    @Zackiki_ 7 месяцев назад +3

    6:14 is when i realized i need to get high to understand anything.

  • @paulodecarvalho8965
    @paulodecarvalho8965 7 месяцев назад +5

    The fireflies words physics was really good. Good job editor

  • @Hellmire_veteran
    @Hellmire_veteran 7 месяцев назад +4

    10:44 Borat locks in while playing CSGO funniest shit I’ve ever seen man

  • @KngMaxwell
    @KngMaxwell 7 месяцев назад +2

    10:48 this is now one of my favorite Misfits clips

  • @4Four_Studios
    @4Four_Studios 7 месяцев назад +1

    "It's okay, I'm gonna put a Raid ad on this video and make their entire salary"
    This gave me ACTUAL whiplash. Best insult I've probably ever heard.

  • @Felale
    @Felale 7 месяцев назад +4

    1:10 Alice Deejay better off alone
    Ancient song and I just happened to be listening to it about 15 minutes ago

  • @Sam-pf7pi
    @Sam-pf7pi 7 месяцев назад +1

    Love you editor. They say these things because you are the higher power having the choice between what goes in and what doesn’t. You’re basically God

  • @ZaWrldo
    @ZaWrldo 7 месяцев назад +3

    That round of applause brought me back to when swagger beat the soul out of a perch

  • @jobozu6658
    @jobozu6658 7 месяцев назад +1

    I would never in my life think that Mcnasty and Traves would play in the same lobby

  • @Yoshifurmi
    @Yoshifurmi 7 месяцев назад +4

    Can we just appreciate 1:50 and how much time that probably took to edit lololol

  • @ohharn1323
    @ohharn1323 7 месяцев назад +1

    Idk why but the outro music to swaggers videos always heals something inside me. Makes me feel good 🥹

  • @curiousustron7002
    @curiousustron7002 7 месяцев назад +1

    Literally had to pause the video to go listen to the song, can confirm 💯. I'm always impressed by y'alls musical talent.

  • @lbno7725
    @lbno7725 7 месяцев назад +3

    Fitz actually killed the fireflies intro ngl😂😂

  • @Promitheos
    @Promitheos 7 месяцев назад +5

    at least travis laugh is great. he can laugh at whatever. haha

  • @theunovanative7640
    @theunovanative7640 7 месяцев назад +4

    Editor with a herculean preformace god damn

  • @Saltine1549
    @Saltine1549 7 месяцев назад +8

    If Twomad can play overwatch on ketamine, then I can play csgo on ketamine

  • @kaspr02
    @kaspr02 6 месяцев назад +2

    cs2 + ket = best combo

  • @Micreathonn
    @Micreathonn 7 месяцев назад +2

    Swags had too much fun with the subtitles this video

  • @ZackMcfarlin
    @ZackMcfarlin 7 месяцев назад +1

    Good thing I saw the title this video. I’m longer trying Ketamine, thanks Swagger!

  • @AlienBmxican
    @AlienBmxican 7 месяцев назад +4

    That editor deseves all the credit for those subtitles lol

  • @ninjalawzo
    @ninjalawzo 7 месяцев назад

    Swagger's upload schedule is like a bad ex. She comes back when I finally forgot about her. And while I tell myself that she hasn't changed. She will just leave me alone. She slowly becomes a consistent thing in my life again. Only to leave again and to repeat the cycle while I'm left in perpetual hell refreshing the page, waiting for that one day when he'll upload again

  • @blitz902
    @blitz902 7 месяцев назад +3

    Shout out to the editor on the subtitle that cracked me up

  • @cardsofman6851
    @cardsofman6851 7 месяцев назад +2

    I love the word jumble, it made me feel good

  • @christianabregoleal3729
    @christianabregoleal3729 7 месяцев назад +2

    Yo props to the editor the commitment is amazing jesuz

  • @Matthew-gw5uz
    @Matthew-gw5uz 5 месяцев назад

    1:49 Swagger was so high making these subtitles

  • @undeadweasel8181
    @undeadweasel8181 Месяц назад

    That one song you mimicked at 1:18 is Better off alone by Alice Deejay lol

  • @powerpunchy
    @powerpunchy 7 месяцев назад

    Bro the name tag on the M4 that Swagger picks up at 2:32 is wild

  • @gtafan110010
    @gtafan110010 7 месяцев назад +2

    travis laughing was great

  • @StarOfArtemis
    @StarOfArtemis 7 месяцев назад

    “On cap on god on fleek.. turdmaxxing.. ya know” me trying to understand gen z

  • @citizen-7xl5
    @citizen-7xl5 7 месяцев назад +8

    I recently played lethal company on LSD, after about twelve matches where I basically became little more than a pack mule/live comedy show/massive liability to my two team mates I had a run in with a thumper and a coil head at the same time which freaked me out something awful and made me very tense: my solution to calm down?, I smoked a joint and proceeded to play more games (no I can’t tell you how many nor how long) language centres were down for repairs and my sense common or otherwise was 404. What I’m saying is: do what I did next!
    Disclaimer: I’m a full grown ass man and am responsible for the stupid crap I do that may or may not have negative repercussions for my health both mental and physical . If you’re going to do stupid crap it is solely on yourselves. Remember: you can always take more but you can never take less.

  • @rawroastbeef9480
    @rawroastbeef9480 5 месяцев назад

    "Better Off Alone" Alice dejay so fire

  • @estoii1939
    @estoii1939 7 месяцев назад +2

    TRAVES IS SO BACK LETS GOOOOOOO

  • @callmestumps6954
    @callmestumps6954 7 месяцев назад +1

    The editing on Fitz scatting was actually fucking incredible

  • @albertdiehl1298
    @albertdiehl1298 7 месяцев назад +1

    1:50 when the editor got paid overtime. 😂😂😂

  • @andrewcatignani3425
    @andrewcatignani3425 7 месяцев назад

    Wish I wasn't dropping smoking man, but high or not y'all are the ogs of comedy

  • @thomaswhitcomb4932
    @thomaswhitcomb4932 7 месяцев назад

    are we not gonna talk about the ssg shot when swaggers yappin about doot doo doo doot doo

  • @bb4lake
    @bb4lake 7 месяцев назад +1

    im still wondering where those 11 billion crabs went

  • @lamerx
    @lamerx 7 месяцев назад

    just enough to keep the ad-revenue rolling and the sponsors happy 💀

  • @certifiedbucketboy9002
    @certifiedbucketboy9002 7 месяцев назад +1

    Swaggers editors is goated

  • @eiriktelstadhanssen9545
    @eiriktelstadhanssen9545 7 месяцев назад

    swag’s laugh sometimes remind me of the laugh you hear before the cartoon network self-ad after a show🤔

  • @jjxgamer1273
    @jjxgamer1273 7 месяцев назад +4

    swagger keep making amazing content we love ya man

  • @TGBizkiit
    @TGBizkiit 7 месяцев назад +1

    those subtitles went hard, give editor a raise 😂

  • @luckydueces5873
    @luckydueces5873 7 месяцев назад

    McNasty was farming Traves’ laugh for sure.

  • @realitycoma
    @realitycoma 7 месяцев назад

    "I can't meet women, it's hard! And when they see it's hard, they runaway!"

  • @TheyCallMeAlfredo07
    @TheyCallMeAlfredo07 7 месяцев назад

    ya know scat singing? like where you sing/kinda beat box but it's jazz? fitz should try that.

  • @TheBatchingis
    @TheBatchingis 7 месяцев назад

    I bet Swagger can do a good Johnny Bravo impression

  • @gata6780
    @gata6780 7 месяцев назад +2

    Ok....OK! AMAZING SUBTITLE WORK YOU BEAUTIFUL BOY

  • @silverrey7379
    @silverrey7379 7 месяцев назад

    Swagger the kinda guy to study for the prostate exam

  • @user-td8co9tz3y
    @user-td8co9tz3y 7 месяцев назад +2

    Insert twomad joke here

  • @turbkeysamich6236
    @turbkeysamich6236 7 месяцев назад +12

    thius is much fist time being drunk and thus is ammaziag

    • @lukaszboczar2441
      @lukaszboczar2441 7 месяцев назад +2

      I remember being 16 and drinking wine for the first time

    • @KngMaxwell
      @KngMaxwell 3 месяца назад

      hell yea

  • @StankeyWang
    @StankeyWang 7 месяцев назад

    travs was such a vibe for me and my stoner brothers

  • @ytryvinny2036
    @ytryvinny2036 7 месяцев назад +1

    Just be safe and careful with substances ❤️ one love swagger

  • @Popslushy
    @Popslushy 7 месяцев назад +3

    I LOVE PROMOTION OF GAMBLING WEBSITES!!!!

    • @meatymateo705
      @meatymateo705 7 месяцев назад +1

      hey misfits is dead as 💩 he needs to get his bag back somehow, how else will be afford his za

  • @Craiguuu
    @Craiguuu 7 месяцев назад

    The title has been approved by Twomad from the depths of hell

  • @gansior4744
    @gansior4744 7 месяцев назад

    Glad to see Traves back, being barely intelligible

  • @merrick7188
    @merrick7188 7 месяцев назад

    2:33 the name of that m4a1 is craaazy lmao

  • @budgetbuilt8838
    @budgetbuilt8838 7 месяцев назад

    "Its okay, ill post a raid ad on this video and make their entire salary" 😭😂

  • @systemblue7963
    @systemblue7963 7 месяцев назад +1

    Best editor ever

  • @agrape2887
    @agrape2887 7 месяцев назад +3

    Twomad moment

  • @cloroxbleach5771
    @cloroxbleach5771 7 месяцев назад +2

    had to like when i saw the subs 1:58

  • @qretx3021
    @qretx3021 7 месяцев назад +1

    hey swagger idk if your aware, but your fps in cs2 was capped to 60fps. hope you see this and fix it ❤

  • @TobyStan
    @TobyStan 7 месяцев назад

    I love how half of these jokes have been made before on yalls chanels and its still funny asf

  • @TerriBlanchard-nh7xy
    @TerriBlanchard-nh7xy 7 месяцев назад +26

    Love your perspective, it's like a breath of fresh air in a sea of sameness.

  • @Egonimo
    @Egonimo 7 месяцев назад +2

    the editor resiged after that video 😂

  • @Ruuinx
    @Ruuinx 7 месяцев назад

    This video gets really good after the 14 minute mark

  • @MajoraJamora
    @MajoraJamora 7 месяцев назад

    A Salvia 60x CS 2 video WOULD GO SO INSANNE!!
    So where's it at Mr. Souls?

  • @whovianwolf
    @whovianwolf 7 месяцев назад

    Nice to see Fitz is still in videos

  • @cyberhax5304
    @cyberhax5304 7 месяцев назад +1

    Nice to see your content dude, glad you bring the laughs to my day.

  • @masterpiecemike7273
    @masterpiecemike7273 7 месяцев назад +2

    Damn haven’t seen Traves active in a long time

    • @masterpiecemike7273
      @masterpiecemike7273 7 месяцев назад +1

      Nevermind I just haven’t seen his channel in a while

    • @dep6984
      @dep6984 7 месяцев назад

      i mean 2 videos in 2 years? i miss his animal crossing shenanigans ​@@masterpiecemike7273

  • @gatertod2018
    @gatertod2018 7 месяцев назад

    Bro off that Bolivian delta 69 pre roll pack 7 count.bro off that kettybowl laced with paint thinner.

  • @robibobi212
    @robibobi212 7 месяцев назад

    1:38 sounds more like amphibia than fireflies lol

  • @fawna_lariat
    @fawna_lariat 7 месяцев назад

    8:49 That was such a good fuck tho, like that is an amazing yell

  • @lilkilliee
    @lilkilliee 7 месяцев назад +4

    2:05 how long did it take the editor to do this. Gah damn.

    • @sp34277
      @sp34277 7 месяцев назад +2

      honestly probably like 4 minutes.. i think they’re using a filter someone else wrote and just setting the keyframes for each word and typing it in

    • @lilkilliee
      @lilkilliee 7 месяцев назад

      Aaah I see.

    • @KieronGamesX105
      @KieronGamesX105 7 месяцев назад

      @@sp34277 probably took about an hour or 2 to get the timing right, plus if its a physics engine it will take more time to render and process

  • @SMOKEThRuTHePaIN
    @SMOKEThRuTHePaIN 7 месяцев назад

    Me checking my medicine cabinet for the 5th time (under my pillow)

  • @Rob_BBX
    @Rob_BBX 7 месяцев назад

    WE GOT A NEW UOLOAD! I FINALLY HAVE SOMETHING TO EAT MY FOOD TO!!!

  • @jake-_-6994
    @jake-_-6994 7 месяцев назад

    you forgot ABOUT THE most famous thing jelking silly

  • @ucfmalallah6801
    @ucfmalallah6801 7 месяцев назад

    that rare knife looks like a amongus with downsyndrome

  • @lucifuss
    @lucifuss 7 месяцев назад

    i love Traves' laugh

  • @thedeputy4268
    @thedeputy4268 7 месяцев назад +2

    Your editor isnt paid enough.

  • @Poecilotheria_mattalica
    @Poecilotheria_mattalica 7 месяцев назад

    Just crying not bc u got fired but bc the smell of onions is so bad

  • @blerp6675
    @blerp6675 13 дней назад

    Getting this in recomended after the dmt cart guy 😂

  • @Bruhlie
    @Bruhlie 7 месяцев назад +14

    The ghost of Twomad be like

    • @dirtyjersey6748
      @dirtyjersey6748 7 месяцев назад

      The ghost of MiniLadd be like....where's the kids.😂

  • @Gelato__33
    @Gelato__33 7 месяцев назад

    I wish the CS2 videos dropped more often

  • @hayden.t.s
    @hayden.t.s 7 месяцев назад +1

    Try and stop me

  • @sarnhub9716
    @sarnhub9716 7 месяцев назад

    2:33 goated name tag