Inside a $5.5M Floating Mansion in Miami | On The Market | Architectural Digest

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  • Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2024

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  • @tobydion3009
    @tobydion3009 5 лет назад +2305

    "No water and electricity bill." Well I wasn't sold on a $5.5 million dollar house until I heard this. What a steal.

    • @jovanleon7
      @jovanleon7 5 лет назад +253

      No property tax either. It's unique. I think it's worth it compared to other tens of millions of dollars houses.

    • @ashleythompson9037
      @ashleythompson9037 4 года назад +49

      This is a great deal on the property... I mean boat house!

    • @stalpers
      @stalpers 4 года назад +55

      @1misanthropist You don't have to pay for land.

    • @krismine99
      @krismine99 4 года назад +16

      It is really expensive to keep up the water system though

    • @MsSaxoBeat257
      @MsSaxoBeat257 4 года назад +11

      Not to mention the different risks that you take when living in such a house, I think it would suck living in it after some time

  • @nuvember
    @nuvember 5 лет назад +2843

    This is more worth-it than many of the other million dollar+ homes ive seen here

    • @Silas00000
      @Silas00000 5 лет назад +32

      Absolutely

    • @TK-on7cz
      @TK-on7cz 4 года назад +46

      Plus it looks liveable

    • @Vennytube
      @Vennytube 4 года назад +34

      This is actually terrible.

    • @davec8153
      @davec8153 4 года назад +111

      The ongoing maintenance cost of this house must be astronomical.

    • @dienosorpo
      @dienosorpo 4 года назад +2

      100% agree

  • @Akshay-cy8wp
    @Akshay-cy8wp 5 лет назад +7599

    "I'll pick you up in my house"
    "Your car?"
    "My house"

  • @binksfloyd6149
    @binksfloyd6149 4 года назад +1884

    You know you’ve watched too many of these when you say “5.5M? That’s quite cheap!”

    • @ra-eesa3411
      @ra-eesa3411 4 года назад +109

      THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING

    • @sarisbeldominguez6424
      @sarisbeldominguez6424 4 года назад +31

      Right? Exactly my thoughts. hahahhaha

    • @katthedoll
      @katthedoll 4 года назад +9

      True😂

    • @ambrosia417
      @ambrosia417 4 года назад +14

      Precisely my thinking. That price tag isn't too shabby! Can I make an offer? Ha!

    • @bluedaylight1243
      @bluedaylight1243 4 года назад +17

      Now i cant think 1 million house is pretty expensive anymore..

  • @HIYAharry
    @HIYAharry 5 лет назад +8444

    Seems pretty reasonable given what a yacht that big would cost

    • @Xighor
      @Xighor 5 лет назад +445

      Yeah but you can't take this thing to sea
      You may be fine sitting in the harbour but I won't trust it

    • @jakemartinez6894
      @jakemartinez6894 5 лет назад +12

      EXACTLY what I was thinking

    • @alexrodgers3335
      @alexrodgers3335 5 лет назад +151

      @@bobloblaw1720 it would get you out of paying property taxes though

    • @Tied348
      @Tied348 5 лет назад +163

      Bob Loblaw that’s what 500k homes look like where you live?? Where are you from? Loll

    • @demitrivavaroutsos4141
      @demitrivavaroutsos4141 5 лет назад +19

      Bob Loblaw where do you live Kansas, my home in CA is 2million and is only 3700 sq/ft. I do agree that you don't have land and what not though.

  • @Ben-jh3ul
    @Ben-jh3ul 5 лет назад +11132

    “My house got robbed last night”
    “Ah man what did they steal?”
    “The house”

    • @DeBuppy
      @DeBuppy 5 лет назад +112

      Under rated lmao unless it already got comented

    • @SavageStephen
      @SavageStephen 5 лет назад +50

      Hey future people when this gets recommended to everyone 5 years from now i would like to say that I wonder what the 2020 people are doing?

    • @curryscrub7755
      @curryscrub7755 5 лет назад +3

      Ben s vlogs and gaming bruh

    • @happyplaysfeet
      @happyplaysfeet 5 лет назад +8

      Well, it’ll be pretty easy to spot the stolen house tho. 😂

    • @seeker6355
      @seeker6355 5 лет назад +3

      North pole or Alaska nobody's coming☺

  • @lolagreydottir6429
    @lolagreydottir6429 5 лет назад +3938

    ironic that one of the best houses ever on this channel is also one of the cheapest

    • @mr.froschi6526
      @mr.froschi6526 5 лет назад +46

      yeah the 6 million las vegas one and the one for 10 million with an indoor garden are one of my favorites as well

    • @nooseman9764
      @nooseman9764 5 лет назад +29

      yeh but its in florida

    • @jayfizzle6184
      @jayfizzle6184 5 лет назад +18

      I mean property and land value in these famous cities are extremely expensive, so it makes sense

    • @dasgespenst9000
      @dasgespenst9000 5 лет назад +56

      you gotta remember that you would have to pay to stay at the marina too. that will be hella expensive, especially in miami

    • @fellowadult
      @fellowadult 5 лет назад +21

      who would pay 5.5M for no land

  • @nislaav6712
    @nislaav6712 4 года назад +3082

    "So what's your address?"
    "I don't know"

  • @suffyaningar3227
    @suffyaningar3227 5 лет назад +9654

    This would actually be perfect during a zombie apocalypse

    • @pinghackswifi9339
      @pinghackswifi9339 5 лет назад +522

      Shark zombies doe

    • @mustangmusic878
      @mustangmusic878 5 лет назад +493

      till zomies learn to swim lol
      edit 1: *mom get the frikin cam i got 400 likes*

    • @wormhole-wg7zs
      @wormhole-wg7zs 5 лет назад +266

      @Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated in that case, you store up weapons and take your speed boat to the coast and bring back some supplies while your crew helps you, armed with guns

    • @caynn1732
      @caynn1732 5 лет назад +43

      wormhole12345 and after a year no food would be left

    • @caynn1732
      @caynn1732 5 лет назад +16

      wormhole12345 I’d take death over starvation

  • @husseinsabry3695
    @husseinsabry3695 5 лет назад +1626

    Hey bro what you doin this weekend
    Me: “ oh nothing just takin my house for a spin with the kids “

    • @Dacite6
      @Dacite6 5 лет назад +6

      Bruh who liked and changed it to 70 i liked it to 69

    • @Kunnqo
      @Kunnqo 5 лет назад +5

      Good, it’s at 169
      Perfectly balanced as all things should be

    • @hyungwonieee4795
      @hyungwonieee4795 5 лет назад +1

      Im your 999 likes

    • @Maxim.Teleguz
      @Maxim.Teleguz 5 лет назад +1

      Im your 1000 likes

    • @hyungwonieee4795
      @hyungwonieee4795 5 лет назад

      @@Maxim.Teleguz niceeee

  • @remiixgrvity3448
    @remiixgrvity3448 5 лет назад +2780

    When u go grocery shopping and u don’t see ur house when u come back

    • @shawnpowdrell2792
      @shawnpowdrell2792 5 лет назад +122

      Or Imagine going to sleep and waking up in the middle of the ocean where you can't see any land.. Scary!

    • @staciejones4059
      @staciejones4059 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @user-ef5nd3ho3n
      @user-ef5nd3ho3n 5 лет назад

      😂

    • @xdadaxx1040
      @xdadaxx1040 5 лет назад +3

      Micheal Rows Can’t you read? He said “When you go grocery shopping and you don’t see your house when you come back.”

    • @i.e.DaniXD
      @i.e.DaniXD 5 лет назад +4

      xd ADAXX R/wooosh

  • @kapoot5360
    @kapoot5360 5 лет назад +2138

    "Florida Man stranded 100 miles out in sea after stealing floating house"

    • @aaronself2411
      @aaronself2411 5 лет назад +94

      Please don't say that, someone here in Florida is going to try and prove you right.

    • @markyoung691
      @markyoung691 4 года назад +4

      Hahahahaha

    • @Not2008Me
      @Not2008Me 4 года назад +15

      @@aaronself2411 Right, I live in Florida too and I can hear it already

    • @riottonitedragon8344
      @riottonitedragon8344 4 года назад +8

      Can’t wait for that True Crime Video

    • @carlitosway6198
      @carlitosway6198 4 года назад +4

      I don't think he got stranded on accident

  • @evanshatto787
    @evanshatto787 5 лет назад +3665

    Imagine if someone crashed into your house with a boat.

    • @renoputra5219
      @renoputra5219 5 лет назад +552

      Naaahhh... Imagine someone crashed into your boat with a house!

    • @friendlypootis9987
      @friendlypootis9987 5 лет назад +24

      Same can be said about a normal house and a car

    • @alistervieira7811
      @alistervieira7811 5 лет назад +11

      @@friendlypootis9987 But in these case, none of them will sink.

    • @SharonGadbois
      @SharonGadbois 5 лет назад +4

      I wondered about that

    • @limelightvision4091
      @limelightvision4091 4 года назад +1

      Friendly Pootis some houses have solid fences though

  • @din6675
    @din6675 5 лет назад +1241

    It's like a houseboat made in the sims3.

    • @feli1889
      @feli1889 5 лет назад +2

      Hahahah why is this so true

    • @classiqcoco
      @classiqcoco 5 лет назад +4

      I was hoping some would make this comment. On of my favorite expansion packs.

    • @doandroidzdream
      @doandroidzdream 5 лет назад +3

      Gah! Now I have to fight the urge to play the Sims again

    • @dreamskeepmesane
      @dreamskeepmesane 5 лет назад +3

      I literally thought about this as soon as I saw this. Island paradise really was one of the best packs

    • @suyashheera792
      @suyashheera792 5 лет назад +2

      Din but isn't the lake owned by the government , I mean how they got permission to set up a house on the river ?

  • @nickwise9469
    @nickwise9469 5 лет назад +205

    I feel like I needed him to say things like “I’ll be back” or “hasta Lavista baby”

  • @leodeluca7696
    @leodeluca7696 4 года назад +5602

    imagine getting high on the beach and seeing this house drive by

  • @CompanionCube
    @CompanionCube 4 года назад +2113

    other houses: 75m, ugly
    this house: only 5m, actually looks good, can move

    • @miloslavmasar
      @miloslavmasar 4 года назад +44

      Only 5 million?😂

    • @wowdcshow5375
      @wowdcshow5375 4 года назад +1

      Miloslav Masár 😂😂😂

    • @xzxrx
      @xzxrx 4 года назад +66

      @@miloslavmasar compared to the 75m

    • @scholarlycat8180
      @scholarlycat8180 4 года назад +60

      @@miloslavmasar Most 5+ bedroom houses these days cost around $1 million anyways. A floating mansion in one of America's most beautiful cities for $5.5 million is a rather great deal.

    • @freestyle1026
      @freestyle1026 4 года назад +48

      Not to mention perfect for a zombie apocalypse

  • @gavinm91
    @gavinm91 5 лет назад +278

    5 mil ain’t bad actually....a Yacht this size would be 30+mil 😟

    • @pep5344
      @pep5344 5 лет назад +9

      Shhhhhhhhh we dont talk about that

    • @dwightshipley4620
      @dwightshipley4620 5 лет назад +4

      dont tell them that

    • @vampya
      @vampya 5 лет назад +8

      Considering a yacht that size could go a lot faster, is a lot more safer, and won't get wiped out by a wave over 5 feet tall

    • @Icessassin
      @Icessassin 5 лет назад

      a small yacth this size would generate power using a ICE and that is where the money would be coming from also the fact youi can take a yacth into open seas...

    • @AFUVFX
      @AFUVFX 5 лет назад

      Jake “more safer”

  • @junkrat1
    @junkrat1 5 лет назад +380

    " no water or electricity bill" yeah like someone that spends 5.5 million on a floating mansion would be concerned about the bills......

    • @laurenbonneau3216
      @laurenbonneau3216 5 лет назад +7

      many mega wealthy people are super frugal. I know an oil baron who makes 3 mil a year who drives a 1999 nissan maxima sedan.

  • @ogfuges
    @ogfuges 4 года назад +3044

    When you’re on house arrest but she’s home alone

  • @rudejen519
    @rudejen519 4 года назад +804

    "Dude, where the f are you?"
    "I'm coming, bro. Just parked my house".

    • @isaiaparicio
      @isaiaparicio 4 года назад +4

      Dayana Criaco 😂

    • @tayo0404
      @tayo0404 4 года назад +2

      🤣 🤣 🤣

    • @techystt
      @techystt 3 года назад

      🤣🤣

    • @shem269
      @shem269 3 года назад +1

      *_I ' M C O M I N G B R O_*

  • @jimmypage4085
    @jimmypage4085 5 лет назад +160

    Just imagine hearing a loud crash and you run downstairs to see a boat crashed into your living room

    • @hair6789
      @hair6789 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂

  • @LindseyDara
    @LindseyDara 4 года назад +630

    Social distancing on a whole ‘nother level ✌🏼

  • @giovandyfernando6459
    @giovandyfernando6459 5 лет назад +4688

    911: where do you live exactly?
    Owner: yes.

    • @AnymMusic
      @AnymMusic 5 лет назад +129

      "ehhh, sir google maps says I'm at your house, but it's a dock."
      "yeah hold on, almost there"

    • @taumus1
      @taumus1 5 лет назад +74

      911: where do you live exactly?
      Owner: Victoria Dr number 38
      911: Ok
      Owner: 42
      911: Hmm, ok. We'll be there in 5 minutes
      Owner: 56 then

    • @JaNeiceMusic
      @JaNeiceMusic 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂

    • @notsure6187
      @notsure6187 5 лет назад +6

      "anywhere I bring my house"

    • @CH-bt5rt
      @CH-bt5rt 5 лет назад +1

      That could be problematic

  • @xmassan20906
    @xmassan20906 5 лет назад +891

    You can watch yourself on the news trying to outrun a hurricane.

    • @ayden8966
      @ayden8966 5 лет назад +1

      Micheal Rows That would be fun to surf on.

    • @cantthinkofaname3993
      @cantthinkofaname3993 5 лет назад +1

      Hell yeah

    • @gullan51
      @gullan51 5 лет назад +1

      @ "Just" 4Head

    • @tybrady64
      @tybrady64 5 лет назад

      Yeah, I don’t see that thing surviving a hurricane. You would not be able to outrun it because it’s powered by the solar panels. It has a limited range before the batteries are dead. Unless maybe it has big generators.
      It is nice though.

    • @xmassan20906
      @xmassan20906 5 лет назад

      @@tybrady64 Boats look nice until you get into dock fees, taxes, registration, maintenance.... ...plus this has crew quarters so the cost to own it must be ??

  • @marvinatl8528
    @marvinatl8528 5 лет назад +736

    This would be the best party yacht

    • @ghostcontrollingameatsuit5119
      @ghostcontrollingameatsuit5119 5 лет назад

      If it were a yacht it would be but it isn't.

    • @MichaelOZimmermannJCDECS
      @MichaelOZimmermannJCDECS 5 лет назад +2

      Marvin Atl
      Now that's the "right" spirit! Partying while the rest of the world goes to hell...

    • @abdicolestudios8899
      @abdicolestudios8899 5 лет назад

      This yacht is the ultimate chick magnet. You could probably bang celebrities throwing parties in there

    • @sithjohn80
      @sithjohn80 5 лет назад

      100%

    • @LLL-zx6dw
      @LLL-zx6dw 5 лет назад +2

      Yea... till people start throwing up on the *white* couches and get all the *white* walls dirty

  • @Gegyeggy
    @Gegyeggy 5 лет назад +569

    Architect: Gets multiple awards, recognition and a key to the city
    The engineers:

    • @laxmitty21
      @laxmitty21 5 лет назад +54

      And that is the life of an engineer. Good thing they get to ruin the dreams of architects whom have no real concept of gravity

    • @labomemnumbazerozeroyon7085
      @labomemnumbazerozeroyon7085 5 лет назад +22

      @@laxmitty21 engineers are underated. Architects love engineers tho haha.

    • @aaronramen5926
      @aaronramen5926 5 лет назад

      Any idiot can build a boat..

    • @moderizhaan9497
      @moderizhaan9497 5 лет назад +13

      @@aaronramen5926 any idiot can come up with and draw artsy designs

    • @diatoniclemonade3687
      @diatoniclemonade3687 5 лет назад +1

      To be fair, civil engineers are paid better

  • @vamplean4779
    @vamplean4779 4 года назад +362

    Imagine owning it and being home alone and hear a tap on the widow

    • @WhyRyouRunningsir
      @WhyRyouRunningsir 4 года назад +5

      @Clockwork Man 🤣💀

    • @nicholaslarsen6739
      @nicholaslarsen6739 4 года назад +12

      Imagine being 100 miles offshore and you hear a knock

    • @therealgamertapia8530
      @therealgamertapia8530 4 года назад +1

      Jajajajajajjaaja

    • @ivohilario5
      @ivohilario5 4 года назад +4

      I would say ...” oh no ... that sea lion is hungry again 😂😂😂😂”

    • @OO7_OO7
      @OO7_OO7 4 года назад

      The tap on the window would be the kangaroo still seeking his revenge for being punched on the face.

  • @shawnd980
    @shawnd980 5 лет назад +2345

    JUDGE : You're on house arrest!!
    ME: Cool

    • @Hellzap0ppin
      @Hellzap0ppin 5 лет назад +21

      🤣🤣

    • @azk8584
      @azk8584 5 лет назад +10

      Shawn D HAHAHQHA SOOOOOOO FUNNY HAHAHHAHA

    • @grantbowers_1465
      @grantbowers_1465 5 лет назад +50

      Lol you could just sail around the world

    • @wilder7796
      @wilder7796 5 лет назад +3

      Lmao

    • @richhoops2413
      @richhoops2413 5 лет назад +30

      Nice one. I really wonder if that would work if you had a good attorney.

  • @hetcer
    @hetcer 5 лет назад +119

    IM glad the villain from a james bond movie gave me a tour of this house.

  • @squirtonmyturtle3478
    @squirtonmyturtle3478 5 лет назад +618

    No body:
    RUclips algorithm: we know your broke so heres a video of a mansion but as a yacht

  • @OutdoorGabe_FL
    @OutdoorGabe_FL 4 года назад +691

    Yooo I literally installed the Air conditioner on that yacht 😎✌🏻
    2:29 3 years passed by already thanks you all for your likes hope everyone have a great 2023!!!

  • @holyheathen435
    @holyheathen435 5 лет назад +1342

    Anybody: So where do you live
    Me: It’s complicated

    • @ConstantinSPurcea
      @ConstantinSPurcea 5 лет назад +4

      Pin them a location every time on WhatsApp. #noaddress

    • @K1llSw1TCH97
      @K1llSw1TCH97 5 лет назад +15

      You would just answer in coordinates

    • @Khaled-bd1pl
      @Khaled-bd1pl 5 лет назад +1

      Wym by “me”

    • @223ko
      @223ko 5 лет назад

      Khaled yourself 🤦🏾‍♂️

    • @makalahteehee317
      @makalahteehee317 5 лет назад +1

      You have 666 likes

  • @Eric-kf6dy
    @Eric-kf6dy 5 лет назад +760

    Sounds perfect when parts of Miami are eventually completely underwater.

    • @erinearl497
      @erinearl497 5 лет назад +7

      😂

    • @nihility.
      @nihility. 5 лет назад +26

      Exactly what I was thinking. It's a good investment since everyone in coastal cities under the sea level will live in house boats eventually.

    • @pentagonperry
      @pentagonperry 5 лет назад +1

      also huge thunderstorms every year

    • @KearnuPhoenix
      @KearnuPhoenix 5 лет назад +21

      Sea levels have risen 20 cm the last 50 years. It's also different in many places of the world and most places sea levels have not changed in recorded history.

    • @lambosurfer8324
      @lambosurfer8324 5 лет назад +1

      yung pp every day*

  • @GodSpeed1105
    @GodSpeed1105 5 лет назад +1573

    If Noah was a Millenial this would be his Ark.

  • @dankaveh1334
    @dankaveh1334 4 года назад +597

    “Yo I’m getting a new house”
    “Really, when?”
    “In half a year, I need to get my boating license

  • @ginsengjin
    @ginsengjin 4 года назад +162

    Compared to the price of a yacht it's actually a pretty good deal.

    • @riffraff9070
      @riffraff9070 3 года назад +3

      Thats what I thought. Yeah 5.5 million is alot but for what your getting....I've seen house for that much that dont even compare to this

  • @brianacrist4564
    @brianacrist4564 4 года назад +537

    I’m just imagining a horror movie where people are stranded on this house in the middle of the ocean

  • @apricotblossom2991
    @apricotblossom2991 5 лет назад +186

    This is whole new level of van life

  • @Gabsterz94
    @Gabsterz94 5 лет назад +590

    Why does this dude look exactly how a Bond villian would..is this his evil lair?

    • @stkfr
      @stkfr 4 года назад +32

      Well thats prettty amazing comment because this guy ( Patrick) is actually the brother of Sean Bean, the "main" vilian in GoldenEye.

    • @mr.superdiaper9213
      @mr.superdiaper9213 4 года назад +5

      stkfr that’s actually pretty amazing haha

    • @tmaacattack
      @tmaacattack 4 года назад

      stkfr he doesnt but ok

    • @stkfr
      @stkfr 4 года назад

      @@tmaacattack did u check bro?

    • @jonathancampbell5231
      @jonathancampbell5231 4 года назад +3

      @@stkfr Are you talking about the owner of the house, or are you the brother?
      Because the tour guide sure as Hell isn't.

  • @tiespauelsen7983
    @tiespauelsen7983 5 лет назад +1687

    imagine being drunk and seeing a house float by

    • @klarameka6321
      @klarameka6321 5 лет назад +5

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @okamohd
      @okamohd 5 лет назад +76

      imagine being high and seeing a house float

    • @johnb6156
      @johnb6156 5 лет назад +2

      I've done that. It's not that exciting.

    • @NC_Cummins98
      @NC_Cummins98 5 лет назад +2

      Oka Mohammad it’s the same as being sober 😂😂😂

    • @nhayahsgoode
      @nhayahsgoode 5 лет назад

      🤣😂🤣😂

  • @iSuckAtGamesGG
    @iSuckAtGamesGG 5 лет назад +162

    the gta online updates are getting more and more unrealistic...

  • @ilikeapplejuice8658
    @ilikeapplejuice8658 5 лет назад +99

    this looks like something i would build in minecraft

  • @kmdee77
    @kmdee77 4 года назад +167

    the mailman would be utterly confused where is the house?

    • @Michael-zn2jc
      @Michael-zn2jc 4 года назад +3

      You clearly haven’t seen the mailmen in Miami. They’re always driving over the grass and your entire lawn to get to the mailbox. They would look... hmm too much work, I’m not legally obligated to deliver the mail and then never tell you they put your mail on hold.

    • @kingstontown7362
      @kingstontown7362 4 года назад

      km Dee postman

  • @sanibelsky
    @sanibelsky 5 лет назад +817

    I don’t care what they say, being real rich let’s you buy the neatest toys.

    • @joshdunham7167
      @joshdunham7167 5 лет назад +15

      That's why you guys keep hustling pal, invite me in your yaych house someday

    • @Greenmailerr
      @Greenmailerr 5 лет назад +25

      who says the opposite? Literally no one lol

    • @inspired2rock1
      @inspired2rock1 5 лет назад +1

      We make less expensive versions. Base rate $2.3M

    • @calebbrook1348
      @calebbrook1348 5 лет назад +1

      waterboy IKR like wtf do u mean just begging for likes for people that don’t give it a second thought

    • @jahwnkoffee6368
      @jahwnkoffee6368 5 лет назад

      What about making them for fun as an inventor with potential to earn millions.
      You'll have to pay them inventor if it ever breaks down too.
      Life jackets are affordable.
      Think about that! :)

  • @amkelle2
    @amkelle2 5 лет назад +484

    “So this is the closet, you can hang out here all day if you like”

    • @jenwombatexcelsior
      @jenwombatexcelsior 5 лет назад +18

      “these are the crew drawers...oh no no no, sorry sorry, quarters. Crew quarters!” “And when you’re done with them, they just tuck right back into the built-in dresser!”

    • @elizabethmyers9590
      @elizabethmyers9590 4 года назад

      gay people be vibin with this on a whole nother level lol

  • @roseco581
    @roseco581 5 лет назад +83

    I hate saying this... but... I'm impressed.

    • @kk4106
      @kk4106 5 лет назад +5

      Then.. dont say it....

    • @rodger3352
      @rodger3352 5 лет назад +1

      @@kk4106 lol

  • @mnm5050
    @mnm5050 4 года назад +151

    Well at least we’ll have somewhere to live in 30 years when the whole earth is covered in water

    • @Rylopero
      @Rylopero 4 года назад +3

      You're an idiot if you think the whole world will be covered in water

    • @ashleyo_c5085
      @ashleyo_c5085 4 года назад +4

      Ryan Pelopero you never know....you never knowww😊🤣🤣

    • @Rylopero
      @Rylopero 4 года назад +3

      Ashley O_O law of conservation of matter. There's always the same amount of continental crust and the same amount of water. Matter is not created or destroyed. Even without the existence of polar icepacks, Pangea still existed. Even if it all melted now, there wouldn't be enough water to cover the whole Earth

    • @DJShade707
      @DJShade707 4 года назад +8

      @@Rylopero I don't think he literally meant the whole earth being covered in water

  • @DillyPickle
    @DillyPickle 5 лет назад +756

    Police: "911 what is your emergency?"
    Future Homeowner: "Someone stole my home"

    • @lovejones92
      @lovejones92 5 лет назад

      Dilly Pickle 😂😂😂😂

    • @jqbaker418
      @jqbaker418 5 лет назад +5

      Police," Hold on Ma'am/Sir let me put you through to the Coast Guard". ⚓

    • @rutracking
      @rutracking 5 лет назад +1

      You could just sail on vacation

    • @paulgarcia2887
      @paulgarcia2887 5 лет назад

      Someone sailed away with my house!

    • @user-kx7kc7iv4g
      @user-kx7kc7iv4g 5 лет назад +1

      @@jqbaker418 *guard

  • @aaronhernandez9638
    @aaronhernandez9638 5 лет назад +480

    Friend: “ hey bro can I get your address “
    House owner: “ alright let me send you my 8 digit grid location “

  • @jqezn14q69
    @jqezn14q69 5 лет назад +201

    This guy looks and sounds like the main villain from an 80s movie

    • @jujusmith6248
      @jujusmith6248 5 лет назад

      Haha

    • @abz998
      @abz998 5 лет назад

      All Miami real estate brokers act like that.

    • @alphatoomega7949
      @alphatoomega7949 5 лет назад +2

      It's because he has a German undertone

  • @paulotudela6499
    @paulotudela6499 4 года назад +390

    Whoever designed this house must really hate Jehova’s Witnesses

    • @ilikemathematics1590
      @ilikemathematics1590 4 года назад +7

      This was great.

    • @tayo0404
      @tayo0404 4 года назад +3

      🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣 💀💀💀

    • @kaiandpotatoes8463
      @kaiandpotatoes8463 4 года назад +1

      Paulo Tudela what why? I’m sorry I’m not really familiar with Jehovah witnesses, can you please explain

    • @huntermynatt7006
      @huntermynatt7006 4 года назад +6

      @@kaiandpotatoes8463 they go around door to door talking to people about their religion

    • @tinksy12
      @tinksy12 3 года назад +2

      You’re rude

  • @BookOfKen
    @BookOfKen 5 лет назад +73

    this is cool, literally saw it on the ocean like a month ago in Miami lmfao.

    • @noodle7515
      @noodle7515 5 лет назад +5

      Why do you make such terrible content.

    • @SavageStephen
      @SavageStephen 5 лет назад

      Why do you make such terrible content.

  • @shanejj7595
    @shanejj7595 5 лет назад +183

    This house has brought pool parties to a whole different level

    • @Vernmis
      @Vernmis 5 лет назад

      Here before this comment gets big

    • @asone3702
      @asone3702 5 лет назад

      Many hurricanes would love to join!

    • @shanejj7595
      @shanejj7595 5 лет назад

      TonyRiceball tsunamis too

  • @EV6CrashCam
    @EV6CrashCam 5 лет назад +217

    *“...another 100 of your friends fitting on it as well”*
    Yes, because I have more than 100 friends

    • @aaroncousins4750
      @aaroncousins4750 5 лет назад +4

      Strippers

    • @altnarrative
      @altnarrative 5 лет назад +1

      Spencer Mclaughlan you would have a hundred friends if you owned this place...

    • @IIISentorIII
      @IIISentorIII 5 лет назад +2

      but *but* you got 100 likes didn't you? ;)

    • @calvin3448
      @calvin3448 5 лет назад

      You will after you buy this thing. They want your $

    • @i0nlz
      @i0nlz 5 лет назад

      @@aaroncousins4750 *100 strippers*

  • @thalia9267
    @thalia9267 4 года назад +53

    “Another 100 of your friends”
    Bold of you to assume I have any

    • @marit9089
      @marit9089 4 года назад

      I assume they come with the house.

  • @splash739
    @splash739 5 лет назад +80

    Imagine telling your friend “yeah my house’s engine broke the other day” tffffff

    • @colesounds1367
      @colesounds1367 5 лет назад +2

      adnanmaimani_ Well it’s electric, doesn’t have an engine, has motors.

  • @jordanwolfgramm7944
    @jordanwolfgramm7944 5 лет назад +767

    “So where do you live?”
    Me: so do you want coodinates or...

    • @theCrux
      @theCrux 5 лет назад +18

      coordinates!

    • @singatias
      @singatias 5 лет назад +9

      I wonder how do you get your amazon packages delivered? Can you pay $5 extra dollars so they can deliver them with a jet ski?

    • @bazalisk5336
      @bazalisk5336 5 лет назад +6

      Mathias Beaulieu-Duncan Probably drones.

    • @Pure_KodiakWILD_Power
      @Pure_KodiakWILD_Power 5 лет назад

      sometimes the potomac, sometimes the danube...

    • @houseyachtliving7243
      @houseyachtliving7243 5 лет назад

      Jordan Wolfgramm - anywhere you would like:) and always for free in mooring spots - it’s maritime law - off the grid

  • @adrianchell
    @adrianchell 5 лет назад +206

    When you're so rich that you don't need to give a f**k about rising sea levels.

    • @RebeccaAPorter
      @RebeccaAPorter 4 года назад +17

      When you are rich as hell and are preparinh for rising sea levels

  • @apallok54
    @apallok54 5 лет назад +268

    Glass floating house
    Hurricane - am I a joke to you?

    • @enugaming
      @enugaming 4 года назад +9

      Tsunami

    • @samdaymore3974
      @samdaymore3974 4 года назад +2

      Oh the nightmares!!

    • @cooldude2999
      @cooldude2999 4 года назад +9

      Did you miss the part were it's hurricane proof

    • @samdaymore3974
      @samdaymore3974 4 года назад +11

      @@cooldude2999 did u missed the part were we mentioned the tsunami

    • @MashMaloCircus
      @MashMaloCircus 4 года назад +16

      @@samdaymore3974 tsunami is dangerous when you are on coastal land, when you are in the middle of ocean, it's just small turbulence

  • @Jry088
    @Jry088 5 лет назад +261

    When people say bring the party, you can literally bring the party.

  • @CrackerJackShakkk
    @CrackerJackShakkk 5 лет назад +296

    Every room in the house: "I think you could just hang out here all day"

    • @Slurpee_Burger
      @Slurpee_Burger 5 лет назад +5

      Here’s the wine cooler
      I think you could just hang out here all day

    • @jasons_encore
      @jasons_encore 5 лет назад

      Here's the chimney sweep, I think you could hang out here all day

  • @xcut-curseofarosgamplay954
    @xcut-curseofarosgamplay954 5 лет назад +272

    *invites* *friends* *for* *a* *party*
    *friends:* yo whats the address?
    *me:* well uhh its *complicated*

  • @JustPeachy-
    @JustPeachy- 4 года назад +58

    Imagine jumping off the roof into the ocean, that would be sick

    • @blazing5925
      @blazing5925 4 года назад +9

      It's all fun and games until the house drives off

  • @kingkyah
    @kingkyah 5 лет назад +236

    Mom will there be a pool in the backyard
    Yes honey the whole ocean

    • @amkelle2
      @amkelle2 5 лет назад

      King Kyah I don’t think it can safely navigate the open ocean

  • @ayaanmustafa4764
    @ayaanmustafa4764 5 лет назад +427

    Kid: Hey mom I need to go to school see ya.
    Mom: don’t forget your swimsuit.

    • @plantmc9319
      @plantmc9319 5 лет назад +3

      Haha yeah I wonder how the hell you would get to land in that thing. You would probably use the boat but that’s it.

  • @intellectual1193
    @intellectual1193 5 лет назад +497

    Insurance: Your house got hit by what?

    • @sean3533
      @sean3533 5 лет назад +74

      A BLUE WHALE

    • @D-Z321
      @D-Z321 5 лет назад +20

      Kraken

    • @merica7291
      @merica7291 5 лет назад +4

      S. Bor a 5,000,000 ton cruise

    • @qqqalo
      @qqqalo 5 лет назад +12

      Another house.

    • @riloperro
      @riloperro 5 лет назад +1

      A hurricane

  • @mg6945
    @mg6945 5 лет назад +72

    Imagine a giant wave flipping your whole house over

  • @Cmez872
    @Cmez872 5 лет назад +148

    Anyone else wanted to hear him say “I’ll be back”?

    • @Fx_Explains
      @Fx_Explains 5 лет назад +1

      Why?

    • @Cmez872
      @Cmez872 5 лет назад +1

      fx Gamer if you have to ask....

    • @jki3113
      @jki3113 4 года назад

      C Gomez xd

  • @jaytonlawrie4164
    @jaytonlawrie4164 5 лет назад +192

    Mailman: AIGHT IMMA HEAD OUT

    • @proliferatingprofligate7032
      @proliferatingprofligate7032 5 лет назад +2

      I never laugh at this meme, but for some reason this one got me lol

    • @MarkeD213BustA
      @MarkeD213BustA 5 лет назад +1

      get two docks and divide your mailing addresses for the mail you want and dont want.

  • @sidsid6380
    @sidsid6380 5 лет назад +35

    By far the coolest home ever showcased on AD

  • @BoardWalkToke
    @BoardWalkToke 4 года назад +218

    Notice how he doesn't talk about the internet at all.

    • @oisingolden538
      @oisingolden538 4 года назад +159

      Nobody talks about internet when giving a tour on any house

    • @tim7443
      @tim7443 4 года назад +55

      i doubt anyone wealthy enough to live in this house is concerned about paying for a wireless router

    • @krismine99
      @krismine99 4 года назад +6

      They don't have optic fiber, but they have a satellite service for them. Maybe Elon will make a better one

    • @NathanGaming-lz8bz
      @NathanGaming-lz8bz 4 года назад +7

      unlimited data big brain

    • @themonsterswe
      @themonsterswe 4 года назад

      You could just have a mobile sim based router and you could easily find 100 mbit mobile internet nowadays so that won't be a problem.

  • @LuisGarcia-tf9fg
    @LuisGarcia-tf9fg 5 лет назад +186

    I mean I wouldn’t buy it but for a vacation rental it would be dope.

    • @juancastillo5078
      @juancastillo5078 5 лет назад +6

      Not to be rude but 99% of people watching this video cant buy it... I'm pretty sure you are in that category lol

    • @LuisGarcia-tf9fg
      @LuisGarcia-tf9fg 5 лет назад +20

      Juan Castillo It’s an opinion bro.

    • @campkira
      @campkira 5 лет назад +1

      insurance not cheap... very stong wind plus tide you will gone side way....

    • @dboyagod
      @dboyagod 5 лет назад

      Luis Garcia what are you trying to say bruv

    • @kenogu436
      @kenogu436 5 лет назад

      Since your broke your opinion doesn’t matter tbh

  • @kgm7830
    @kgm7830 5 лет назад +284

    Nobody:
    Hurricane: I’m boutta end this man’s whole career.

    • @nathan-kt5hz
      @nathan-kt5hz 5 лет назад +19

      Windows: I’m boutta save this man’s whole career.

    • @IssaBuiltCivic
      @IssaBuiltCivic 5 лет назад +20

      nathan well a tsunami could literally push that thing into a building

    • @LukaDeeznutz
      @LukaDeeznutz 5 лет назад +20

      @@IssaBuiltCivic miami doesn't have tsunamis but ive actually seen this house as it sits in the water and it doesn't move at all when the beams are down no matter how rough the sea is

    • @LukaDeeznutz
      @LukaDeeznutz 5 лет назад +11

      @@IssaBuiltCivic bruh did you not read what I wrote? This is located in Miami Florida and Miami let alone the entire east coast of the US do not get tsunami. So what you're saying is meaningless because this boat would not be in a location where tsunami happen.

    • @hammingtonwammington
      @hammingtonwammington 5 лет назад +2

      bruh moment

  • @jayden1
    @jayden1 5 лет назад +296

    Who’s watching this even though they know they can’t afford it

    • @andrewwang4637
      @andrewwang4637 5 лет назад +37

      Literally everybody

    • @jayden1
      @jayden1 5 лет назад

      Andrew Wang XD

    • @isakbendixen581
      @isakbendixen581 5 лет назад +10

      im looking for a new place to live, and thought that looking on youtube would be a great place to search

    • @jayden1
      @jayden1 5 лет назад +1

      RUclips a is not such a great place I’ve seen a 100 million dollar house

    • @Nadia..J
      @Nadia..J 5 лет назад

      I don’t want it.

  • @MiAMi_alex
    @MiAMi_alex 4 года назад +2

    I live in Miami and I’ve seen it plenty of times crossing over to Miami Beach. But man it’s super beautiful on the inside, nice to see actually what was in the inside.

  • @JS-mg8no
    @JS-mg8no 5 лет назад +105

    Online survey: adress
    Rich guy: yes

  • @willrodman8568
    @willrodman8568 5 лет назад +185

    You’re forgetting the biggest question of them all...
    “Does it have WIFI?”

    • @mmq007.1
      @mmq007.1 5 лет назад +3

      That's a shocker. Probably not

    • @ethi1599
      @ethi1599 5 лет назад +4

      probably by satellite

    • @anonymousperson1327
      @anonymousperson1327 5 лет назад +3

      *You're

    • @harvindam5647
      @harvindam5647 5 лет назад +6

      Anonymous Person ew, rat

    • @anonymousperson1327
      @anonymousperson1327 5 лет назад +1

      @@harvindam5647 - You're mad because you're an illiterate idiot, too! Go read a damn book instead of RUclips comments, fool!

  • @jeanlucdecoster
    @jeanlucdecoster 5 лет назад +60

    You’re having a party one night, everyone is passed out, and someone accidentally bumps into the control deck and you wake up MILES away 😂

  • @bionictea4360
    @bionictea4360 4 года назад +44

    When you walk out of the club at 2am and forget where you parked

  • @willtangimetua9978
    @willtangimetua9978 5 лет назад +64

    "hold up i just have to park my house real quick"

  • @mrditkovich7213
    @mrditkovich7213 5 лет назад +245

    Ok, let's see how it holds up against a hurricane

    • @VisionSandS
      @VisionSandS 5 лет назад +34

      He stated that early on in the video. The windows are 155mph rated and that the house is built to withstand a hurricane.

    • @guess581
      @guess581 5 лет назад +58

      Nothing really holds up against a hurricane so that doesn't really matter

    • @DecibelAlex
      @DecibelAlex 5 лет назад +43

      your insurance covers it. when the hurricane comes you've already flown far away with your private helicopter

    • @noahtubetv45
      @noahtubetv45 5 лет назад +6

      It held up against the hurricanes we had this year it seems

    • @victoriak5236
      @victoriak5236 5 лет назад

      @@noahtubetv45 what hurricane?

  • @Tru2dis
    @Tru2dis 5 лет назад +165

    Someone start a word counter for how many times he said “spacious”

  • @GodTierComments
    @GodTierComments 4 года назад +36

    Me: I want to live off the grid and catch all my own food
    This channel: Got a spare $5.5M?

  • @sean3533
    @sean3533 5 лет назад +276

    Home owners association: "we want our taxes"
    Port authority: "we want our taxes"

    • @anthonyc4138
      @anthonyc4138 5 лет назад +2

      @@themonrovian8441 lol

    • @nathan-qcueparsons268
      @nathan-qcueparsons268 5 лет назад +2

      "Not when I shift into *Maximum Overdrive!* "

    • @lodel323
      @lodel323 5 лет назад +1

      International water = Bottom of the sea

  • @bevbirtha5778
    @bevbirtha5778 5 лет назад +276

    Did not hear him discuss the water storage, etc.

    • @Skyrise369
      @Skyrise369 5 лет назад +38

      There's probably a mini water desalination plant like you'd get on cruise ships.

    • @joeconn3394
      @joeconn3394 5 лет назад +9

      Specs are in the description

    • @YETICOPTER
      @YETICOPTER 5 лет назад +1

      pokojoindis lol no way dude probably has 400-500 gal storage tanks like a large ish yacht

    • @joeconn3394
      @joeconn3394 5 лет назад +6

      It says in the specs water desalination system along with 2 4,000 gallon tanks for fresh and grey water

    • @inspired2rock1
      @inspired2rock1 5 лет назад +1

      This particular model converts rain water with an 8 stage filtration system. Miami has a ton of rain. Desalination systems are quite affordable as well. Another option would be reverse osmosis

  • @henry6591
    @henry6591 5 лет назад +18

    Now I finally know why I see this house everywhere in Miami, lol

  • @billosmal9873
    @billosmal9873 5 лет назад +44

    The guy would be a perfect Die Hard villain

  • @sleuth2077
    @sleuth2077 5 лет назад +106

    Call me when they make a tiny house version of this.

  • @amindforall442
    @amindforall442 5 лет назад +115

    An underwater "basement" would be nice 😉😉

    • @imscanon
      @imscanon 5 лет назад +7

      That's what I was expecting, an underwater lounge or bedroom.

    • @jarednil69
      @jarednil69 5 лет назад +3

      Yuck, why on Earth would you want to see or be within the murky green and polluted harbour waters?

  • @leo_1304
    @leo_1304 5 лет назад +8

    I saw this while I was driving and I was so confused because a few days later it wasn’t there! But now I understand what it is. Really cool!

  • @nikebanda1236
    @nikebanda1236 4 года назад +26

    Mega mansion above the sea: I have the best view
    The floating house: hold my custom hydraulic system

  • @alexbroadbent8842
    @alexbroadbent8842 5 лет назад +58

    It seems quite ironic that this yacht should have 'Capital in the Twenty-First Century' by Piketty on it's shelves, given that its one of the best selling books on wealth and income inequality of all time...

    • @PlusLabsChannel
      @PlusLabsChannel 5 лет назад

      Alex Broadbent was literally about to say the same thing! They kept showing it as well

    • @MiniM69
      @MiniM69 5 лет назад

      Irony is dead now, my friend.

  • @byfoul8743
    @byfoul8743 5 лет назад +217

    I see this “house” every day drivin smh lol

  • @Mr.C2K
    @Mr.C2K 5 лет назад +182

    Owner: Nooooooooooooo
    Random person: what what happened
    Owner: someone took my mansion

  • @DiscountBat
    @DiscountBat 4 года назад +18

    "Honey, I'm taking the boat out for a ride."
    "Okay, be back soon."
    *house starts moving*

  • @boopydoopy4144
    @boopydoopy4144 5 лет назад +109

    When the icecaps melt they will be the ones laughing

  • @elliotlee9577
    @elliotlee9577 5 лет назад +1184

    The presenter looks like someone whom I can confidently ask him to sell me some coke.

    • @chris-dd6uq
      @chris-dd6uq 5 лет назад +8

      @1misanthropist bag of mayo?

    • @giorgiosmy4080
      @giorgiosmy4080 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂😂😂

    • @grantbratrud4949
      @grantbratrud4949 5 лет назад

      German sentence word-order can confuse some English-speakers. Is the presenter a bon-vivant? I can't say. I haven't played in Miami in several lifetimes, sorry. Far too long.

    • @dilutedspleenjuice
      @dilutedspleenjuice 5 лет назад

      @1misanthropist That is a good comment mate, made me laugh, one small thing though is "yayo" is spelt "Yeyo" but it dont really matter cos i knew what you meant anyway. Not sure if SKYNET 2025 did though, he might order a chicken sandwich and say "Waiter, heavy on the yayo" expecting a nice layer of Hellmans but instead gets 10 grams of Columbians finest Hokey-Doke in his sarnie.

    • @nicksurfs1
      @nicksurfs1 5 лет назад +1

      You mean he looks like every Miami Beach local? Lol. Miami Beach is where all the coke comes from haha

  • @kash5371
    @kash5371 5 лет назад +42

    Wow the price is actually reasonable plus no electricity bill.

  • @whataqtify
    @whataqtify 4 года назад +30

    No one is talking about the Seinfeld drawers that the crew would sleep in.

    • @waaaaa8488
      @waaaaa8488 4 года назад +2

      Yeah like do they just get stuffed in a wall??