Lou’s “I’m not allowed to leave the room!” Is such a funny (unintentional) parallel to Iain’s “you may not leave the room, fuck it, let’s do that as well”.
Can’t hear that without hearing Vic Reeves bellow “I am the spider!” from that game show he and Bob did. Wonder if Vic will ever follow Bob onto Taskmaster.
Charlotte Ritchie might be the most adorable person on the planet. It is like she was genetically engineered to alway act in the most endearing way possible.
@@jester2077 She did fight for points on the bee task by rightfully shutting down Greg's criticisms of her Pope, and was successful as she came second in the task and I think it actually gave her the episode win as a result, I was so proud of her when she did that, such a nice moment
this will always be peak television entertainment and the reveal of him having stepped on the red green will never not be funny. That, and James Acaster getting mad at Rhod Gilbert for opening the garage, "ah, the perfect stuff" and then closing it without telling anyone what was in it.
14:05 “Also, you may not look at a clock or any sort of timing device at any point.” They said you couldn’t *look* at one, not that you couldn’t *use* one. “Hey Siri, set a timer for 8 minutes.”
I loved the enormous gigantic spider needing "galoshes" task! (I'm a senior across the pond not 100% sure kids here are all familiar with that word) ahhh rain boots perhaps... I'm still chuckling- spot on Alex + Taskmaster! I love love love Taskmaster ❤️
IMO it’s such a shame that Lee and Mike were on during a covid series. Two contestants who will go down as legends of the show but any clip of them is marred by the lack of audience and reminder of those times
I want to nominate a disqualification that doesn't get mentioned too often for the next compilation: Bridget Christie's fish tank DQ: "It says no fish tanks can leave the room. Haha, they've put a little joke in there. That's a silly rule." *promptly takes a fish tank out of the room* Apparently Bridget thought that if she didn't like a rule, it didn't have to be followed haha
@@hermionelovegood6899 oh yeah, when she took the basket off I thought it was a genius play... then I remembered she's Bridget Christie so she ended up breaking a rule
SWEAT and URINE are not the same: While both urine and sweat are produced by glands in the kidneys, sweat does not contain the same nutrients as urine, which can be problematic when we need specific nutrients for our bodies.
Sorry, I don't recognize this version of the title song anymore. The rightful taskmaster song includes Fern's annoyed yell at the start. Please make sure to use it properly. These are the rules, all information is on the task.
They are, but they may not have had them in the room, and they weren't allowed to leave. Alex points out later that they could have used his ipad's camera.
I was taught in school (P6 / P7) that sweat and pee are the same thing. So I suspect that's where Murray heard it himself Edit: Well he also googled it. Seems unfair on him though as those doctors just seemed to assume the answer
Sweat and pee are close in composition (I mean, it's mostly water), but that doesn't make them the same thing. You can clearly make a difference between them, because they are actually different. And yes, random articles on google can be wrong, big surprise.
So, I found a JAMA paper that discusses it. It begins with "In an older period of clinical medicine, the skin and the kidneys were usually considered together as eliminatory organs of the body." Basically, in older date than when the paper was published, doctors considered it the same thing, this must have passed on to some schoolbooks or something. Let's now check the date this was written: it was published in an issue on 1933! Well, that's fairly recent, so people's confusion of the 2 fluids is defintely justifiable. Now, let me send a telegram to youtube to publish this comment, it will be amazing!
There are many tasks where the contestants asks the definition of a world or later in the studio it is used to prove something and they always use some definiton from the internet. I think they should had to accept that this time too and not ask some doctors. On the other hand I don’t think the piss is an acceptable answer for the definiton of sweat: “moisture exuded through the pores of the skin, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to heat, physical exertion, fever, or fear.“ Because the piss is not coming out of the pores of the skin.
Lou’s “I’m not allowed to leave the room!” Is such a funny (unintentional) parallel to Iain’s “you may not leave the room, fuck it, let’s do that as well”.
You missed the important question ... "Am I the spider?"
Can’t hear that without hearing Vic Reeves bellow “I am the spider!” from that game show he and Bob did. Wonder if Vic will ever follow Bob onto Taskmaster.
@@kisbieI hope not, Vic is hopeless without Bob carrying him
@@Butterratbee He was good on QI (“Come! To the yak fields!”) and Eat Out of Tin Cans.
Charlotte Ritchie's rat interaction always gets me a chuckle. "catch the rat oh no!"
I would have picked up the rat to read the task, celebrated, then gotten sad reading the distance requirement.
Charlotte Ritchie might be the most adorable person on the planet. It is like she was genetically engineered to alway act in the most endearing way possible.
@@MC-yt1uv Poor Charlotte is just too nice of a person to have actually fought for any points.
@@jester2077 She did fight for points on the bee task by rightfully shutting down Greg's criticisms of her Pope, and was successful as she came second in the task and I think it actually gave her the episode win as a result, I was so proud of her when she did that, such a nice moment
Man this really made me miss the series 11 cast. Everyone was so hilarious and nice in their own way
I love that Jo just started saying "meh meh mehmehmeh" instead of reading the task 🤣 🤣
Jo is a legend. She didn't give a F about anything.
I think Joe's potato toss needs to be the closure of pretty much all of these compilations.
this will always be peak television entertainment and the reveal of him having stepped on the red green will never not be funny.
That, and James Acaster getting mad at Rhod Gilbert for opening the garage, "ah, the perfect stuff" and then closing it without telling anyone what was in it.
For the sweat task, I think Greg could've asked Al the same question he did Paul: "why's it that color?"
I hope someone’s told Al by now that he really needs to hydrate
@@ExoticMerle right! Jeez! Dude is squeaking by on something like half a cup a day apparently...
13:08 I never noticed Johnny Vegas flipping Alex off before! 😂😂😂
I thought that was his index finger 😳
@@zhouhuanyuemaybe if Johnny only has 4 fingers on that hand instead of of 5
These are great, but Joe's will always be #1 in our hearts 🤣
I feel like “please dont take it away from me” should be included as a tag in each and every disqualification compilation
I was absolutely shattered for the guy
Some say that red green has been cursed ever since
Joe Mama
remember how they fought for him?.. :)
14:05 “Also, you may not look at a clock or any sort of timing device at any point.”
They said you couldn’t *look* at one, not that you couldn’t *use* one.
“Hey Siri, set a timer for 8 minutes.”
When are we gonna get a compilation of the Sound Guy being used for tasks?
The boom op wouldn’t even be the lowest scoring contestant
Taskmaster always brings joy to our darkest days. Thank you for being so proactive with these compilations~!
The burn on Google's tax evasion (sorry, tax optimization) was legendary
It gets a lot more awkward when they ended up doing Google ads with Al Murray and Desiree Burch.
@@lawrencein Why? They're allowed to make fun of something and then pay their bills. You don't need a moral stance on everything
@@diarya5573 correction. Most people can't AFFORD to have a moral stance on everything.
@@JustAnotherPerson4U Yeah, fair. m that would be a better way to put it
It’s not in this video but he also puts Sara pascoe lower in a task because Gary Barlow wasn’t paying tax either
Absolutely love the dramatic drums at 8:59. By the Horne section I presume?
No "Without moving the fish bowl" leaves me disappointed..
I think it was in the first Disqualifications vid
I loved the enormous gigantic
spider needing "galoshes" task! (I'm a senior across the pond not 100% sure kids here are all familiar with that word) ahhh rain boots perhaps...
I'm still chuckling- spot on Alex + Taskmaster! I love love love Taskmaster ❤️
It's 'WELLIES' ffs. You're welcome, my senior American friend.
Puddle boots works, I reckon
puddle boots...good one!
16:35 amazing!
Mawan Diogenes Rizwan! One of my top 5 moments
IMO it’s such a shame that Lee and Mike were on during a covid series. Two contestants who will go down as legends of the show but any clip of them is marred by the lack of audience and reminder of those times
I want to nominate a disqualification that doesn't get mentioned too often for the next compilation:
Bridget Christie's fish tank DQ: "It says no fish tanks can leave the room. Haha, they've put a little joke in there. That's a silly rule." *promptly takes a fish tank out of the room*
Apparently Bridget thought that if she didn't like a rule, it didn't have to be followed haha
I'd hate to meet her in traffic.
She also held more than 1 duck in the put the ducks in the basket task, she just kind of makes her own rules
@@hermionelovegood6899 "That can't be right"
"without moving the fishbowls...."
@@hermionelovegood6899 oh yeah, when she took the basket off I thought it was a genius play... then I remembered she's Bridget Christie so she ended up breaking a rule
SWEAT and URINE are not the same: While both urine and sweat are produced by glands in the kidneys, sweat does not contain the same nutrients as urine, which can be problematic when we need specific nutrients for our bodies.
Sweat actually does contain pretty much everything found in urine.
They are just in very different concentrations.
Disqualified!
Jo brand is funny as love her hahaha
I'd knew Al Murray's egg cup thing would be in it. XD
Sorry, I don't recognize this version of the title song anymore. The rightful taskmaster song includes Fern's annoyed yell at the start. Please make sure to use it properly. These are the rules, all information is on the task.
"wWHAAAaugh!?"
You selected a non-Bob Mortimer Opera Taskmaster Theme, and therefore erred.
Oh come on-uhhhhhh
What was Iain's response at 5:25? I can't understand his accent.
He says “the order?! You just said name the cards”
@@Louixa23 Thanks. 🙂
That Google diss is the most punk thing this channel has down on RUclips
In the Swedish version of Taskmaster, one woman took a photo of the cards. Guess cell phones isn't allowed in the English version?
They are, but they may not have had them in the room, and they weren't allowed to leave. Alex points out later that they could have used his ipad's camera.
I love this show
Pee and Sweat being the same thing was actually pretty funny
"sometimes you come across as arrogant" this from a French woman?
8 minutes in and 2 sets of adverts
When is the bodily fluids compilation going to air?
The card task is ambiguously worded.
It does not specify if "currently" refers to when the task is read or when the cards are handed back to Alex.
Nah not really
I guess you could argue on the definition of currently. Luckily for all involved, the "don't leave the room" part isn't as open to interpretation.
PLEASE GET SIOBHAN MCSWEENEY ON AN UPCOMING SEASONS SHE'S SO GOOD
Siobhan, your caps lock key got stuck again.
I have such a crush on Charlotte richie, she is SO CUTE!
I hated Al Murray, he tries too hard to be clever and just comes across as a git. Only exception was the Gong moment.
ngl Lou really annoyed me
For the cards could you just film them on your phone.
Play the video and say what you see
i was thinking the same thing, but with photos.
@@samojanezic8186 alex mentioned that he also had his ipad with a fully functional camera
🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣❤️🤣
I swear these people only got disqualified because Greg was grumpy that they outsmarted him
I was taught in school (P6 / P7) that sweat and pee are the same thing. So I suspect that's where Murray heard it himself
Edit: Well he also googled it. Seems unfair on him though as those doctors just seemed to assume the answer
The doctors aren't assuming the answer, they explained that they're both made in different parts of the body and people don't consider them the same.
If you trust Google more than doctors youve got cancer a bunch of terminal illnesses and need to go to the hospital.
Sweat and pee are close in composition (I mean, it's mostly water), but that doesn't make them the same thing. You can clearly make a difference between them, because they are actually different.
And yes, random articles on google can be wrong, big surprise.
So, I found a JAMA paper that discusses it. It begins with "In an older period of clinical medicine, the skin and the kidneys were usually considered together as eliminatory organs of the body." Basically, in older date than when the paper was published, doctors considered it the same thing, this must have passed on to some schoolbooks or something.
Let's now check the date this was written: it was published in an issue on 1933! Well, that's fairly recent, so people's confusion of the 2 fluids is defintely justifiable. Now, let me send a telegram to youtube to publish this comment, it will be amazing!
There are many tasks where the contestants asks the definition of a world or later in the studio it is used to prove something and they always use some definiton from the internet. I think they should had to accept that this time too and not ask some doctors.
On the other hand I don’t think the piss is an acceptable answer for the definiton of sweat: “moisture exuded through the pores of the skin, typically in profuse quantities as a reaction to heat, physical exertion, fever, or fear.“ Because the piss is not coming out of the pores of the skin.
Cassidy and Tiffany, if you see this, I was first.
Hi
Hi
Lou is the worst.
Iain was bad too (in my option)
Alrthough it was really interesting to see him watch himself and really dislike the way he behaved
Zero points for you.
Far from.
How so
Its pee, that look of disgust is appalling at best. Do you do that same look every time you go pee?
It is not supposed to look that yellow.
First! 😋
So what
@@schr75 some people apparently never grow past second grader mentality.. and they should be prohibited from posting ANYTHING on the internet.
@@megaflux7144 Give 'em a break. If they're sad enough to still be posting 'First' then it's going to be the high point of their life. 😁
@@Elwaves2925 you dont correct bad behaviors by ignoring them.
@@megaflux7144 True but you also don't achieve anything by putting effort into lost causes.
Talk about Dumbing Television Down.....
Please clarify that youre not as braindead as your comment history shows