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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @009dracko
    @009dracko Месяц назад +82

    Alien: " Sorry you can't have coffee."
    Human: "We have gone to war for less than that."

    • @snidecommenter7117
      @snidecommenter7117 Месяц назад +1

      When the U.S. was pulled into WW2, one of the first things they did was send people to South America to lock down the coffee supply. They bought the entire output of the continent before it was even harvested.

    • @SCP-Dr_Bright
      @SCP-Dr_Bright Месяц назад +5

      "we've massacred for less!"

    • @nickfulton8173
      @nickfulton8173 Месяц назад +2

      I can understand not giving or keeping it in theirs supply but don't stop us from drinking it!! I will accept having to use a straw

    • @EnglishApache26
      @EnglishApache26 Месяц назад +4

      So you have chosen….Death

    • @addisonvigil163
      @addisonvigil163 19 дней назад +1

      Anyway, I started blasting.
      What, didn't have my coffee. Sheesh.

  • @HughYeman
    @HughYeman Месяц назад +55

    I love all the VA on this channel, so please don't take this as throwing shade on the other VAs in the least. You're my favorite. I enjoy your efforts to create distinct voices.

  • @CarlGorn
    @CarlGorn Месяц назад +8

    Planetary Bureaucrat: "No coffee!"
    Humans: Lucky for you, we're in a cease-fire. 💀

  • @maryannweitzel5636
    @maryannweitzel5636 Месяц назад +16

    On the starship when the coffee maker broke, I could see an almost riot breaking out.😂❤

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko Месяц назад +1

      You'd be amazed at all the ways you can make coffee when you need it enough. Socks makes passable filters in a pinch

  • @HughYeman
    @HughYeman Месяц назад +15

    "Where did you get your translator collars? A Renaissance faire?" Genuinely laughed out loud at that one.😂

  • @mischavanasperen3063
    @mischavanasperen3063 Месяц назад +18

    Coffee, the universal constant.

    • @tonyv8925
      @tonyv8925 25 дней назад

      That and root beer.

  • @reighniz4488
    @reighniz4488 Месяц назад +6

    That's a good first officer right there.

  • @chrisrohde4789
    @chrisrohde4789 Месяц назад +9

    It was like when the Lego store opened. People were lined up for blocks.

  • @xBruceLee88x
    @xBruceLee88x Месяц назад +2

    "you stomped that thing like it owed you money!" make me lol😂

  • @EnglishApache26
    @EnglishApache26 Месяц назад +4

    No Joke, your voice for the LT sounds a lot like a mix of Grover and Cookie Monster

  • @tonyv8925
    @tonyv8925 25 дней назад +2

    Coffee, the breakfast of champions and the ambrosia of warriors...

  • @DameNickum
    @DameNickum Месяц назад +6

    This is a fun story, I love it. And I love a good cup of Jospeh or even a cup a’ Giuseppe.

  • @Victor-056
    @Victor-056 Месяц назад +7

    ...They are lucky that the Captain managed to acquire some coffee.
    Had they not been able to, the Citizens would have rioted.
    Funnily enough, Coffee was said to have originally been discovered in 840AD when a Goat herder named Kaldi found his Goats bouncing around after consuming some Coffee Cherries, with the herder trying some for himself and entering a state of Euphoria.
    That kind of means that if someone uplifted Goats, they'd be amongst the crew members that would riot the _SECOND_ they find out that the Coffee machine broke... And Goats (which are already quite strong as is), enhanced with _Exoskeletons_ would result in a LOT of ruined bulkheads and gored troopers.
    Interestingly enough, the Description of the Exorigs make me think of the Exoskeletons from [The Surge].
    It is funny how Getrizh gave the cover story for the destroyed camera... And I imagined the Heavy Weapons guy being that "Very Fat Man who sat on the camera and didn't give it back".

  • @michaellinnet6095
    @michaellinnet6095 Месяц назад +5

    I feel for the humans with no coffee. I myself don't drink it having been addicted at one time. But I do still miss it sometimes.

    • @kohakuaiko
      @kohakuaiko Месяц назад +1

      For many of us it's not a joke to call it our medication 😊

  • @silverbird425
    @silverbird425 Месяц назад +1

    Farallon Islands off San Francisco is renowned as one apex of the Triangle of Death -- great white sharks.
    Great video! Thank you! For the Embodied Voice! For the Math Homework! For Hot and Cold Running War Boomerwaffen! With energy!

  • @mrjonesy8344
    @mrjonesy8344 Месяц назад +8

    Is there a site where all these stories are posted? Id love to sit and actually read some of these creators stories and ideas

    • @boomkruncher325zzshred5
      @boomkruncher325zzshred5 Месяц назад +2

      Yeah, knowing their name is not enough.

    • @Skyblade12
      @Skyblade12 Месяц назад +1

      They have mentioned setting up a Discord, but no follow up on that yet.

  • @redschafer7804
    @redschafer7804 Месяц назад +4

    The best part of waking up is Folgers in your cup lol

    • @tonyv8925
      @tonyv8925 25 дней назад

      If you get the chance try Black Silk...smooth and strong.

  • @Cinaedfireborn
    @Cinaedfireborn Месяц назад +2

    I don’t think that would actually be an argument if something is sentient it has a soul.
    How, isn’t really a question.

  • @rev.jonathanwint6038
    @rev.jonathanwint6038 Месяц назад +2

    Your Awesome! 😎💯

  • @eddiethepothos2648
    @eddiethepothos2648 Месяц назад +1

    I will say this take my coffee or take my beer that makes you my enemy

  • @JayTallahassee
    @JayTallahassee Месяц назад +2

    😢 this man , ney this saint of a
    Captain gave of his own stash 😢

  • @ligerstripe99
    @ligerstripe99 Месяц назад +1

    Wholesome.

  • @NessaEllenesse
    @NessaEllenesse День назад

    Coffee? No thanks. I prefer chocolate, chai or roasted chicory.

  • @Jibbzz
    @Jibbzz Месяц назад +15

    Honestly the only issue is the AI art. It's not BAD, I just find it morally meh. But heck, I'd rather see paid VA's and deal with AI art than ai VA and paid art.

    • @devinwhite5064
      @devinwhite5064 Месяц назад +1

      I need coffee. Because it took my brain way to long to figure out what you meant.

    • @boomkruncher325zzshred5
      @boomkruncher325zzshred5 Месяц назад +2

      Ideally, both paid art and paid VAs would be chef’s kiss

    • @recklesssquirel5962
      @recklesssquirel5962 Месяц назад +2

      @@boomkruncher325zzshred5 Maybe someday, if this channel gets big enough.

    • @deathdrop
      @deathdrop Месяц назад +1

      I mean if they paid for an artist to do the art that would take a very long time to get the episodes out because real art takes a lot of time and im sure the VAs also take quite some time to do the voices correctly and all the editing to make it sound right but honestly that art would prob take the longest to get right if they did pay for artists but yeah would be great if they did pay for real art but damn i feel like they would struggle doing daily uploads with real art

    • @PikaEast
      @PikaEast Месяц назад

      @deathdrop if you're talking about high-quality finished works, yes pika
      But I think colored sketches, even courtroom-quality, would be good. It would be cute and still get things across, and most importantly, would be consistent

  • @ZombiePumps
    @ZombiePumps Месяц назад +5

    9:10 As per my last email…💀

  • @ZombiePumps
    @ZombiePumps Месяц назад +7

    I switched to instant about 15 years ago after seeing too many moldy coffee makers, then quit using those small creamer cups after getting a few very spoiled one.

    • @snidecommenter7117
      @snidecommenter7117 Месяц назад +1

      I know a woman who buys green coffee beans and roasts them herself. In an iron frying pan on a gas BBQ.
      She makes awesome coffee.

    • @ZombiePumps
      @ZombiePumps Месяц назад +1

      @ I thought about doing that for prepping, but need to try some first.

    • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
      @LiveFreeOrDieDH Месяц назад

      The simpler the coffee-making method the better. Usually easier to clean too. My go to these days is an AeroPress, but a cheap pourover cone or a French press work great too. I skip the creamer and use real milk or half and half.

  • @joethomas8464
    @joethomas8464 Месяц назад +7

    Hey, the Rimiki and Frairen playlist got scrambled.

    • @StarboundHFY
      @StarboundHFY  Месяц назад +6

      we try and write the stories in a way where you dont really NEED to watch them in order, so it should be ok
      edit: i fixed the playlist anyways :)

    • @michaelpettersson4919
      @michaelpettersson4919 Месяц назад +6

      @@StarboundHFY I have listened to them and some of them seem to be in some sort of an order. However, having said that a person talking to you about episodes of experience doesn't necessarily have to do it in order either.

    • @geoffreypershouse70
      @geoffreypershouse70 Месяц назад +2

      @@StarboundHFY i beg to disagree on that since listening to them in chronological order from oldest to newest it starts with frairen starting her training on earth.

    • @andypants1062
      @andypants1062 Месяц назад +2

      ​@StarboundHFY Considering there is also an overarching plot in the background with humans taking the leadership position of the galaxy, I would also argue that there is indeed an order to them, even if some of the entries are irrelevant to said plot.

    • @joethomas8464
      @joethomas8464 Месяц назад +2

      @StarboundHFY Hard disagree with ya. There is absolutely a chronological order with their stories. I see the playlist has been put back in order, but it is technically backwards. I get that it makes the newest episode visible, autoyou have to fight against the autoplay to go to the next episode instead of the previous one. If you see this comment, could you also return it to the original order as well (the one with Frairen's training as the start instead of the end)?

  • @shanweeboy
    @shanweeboy Месяц назад +1

    Ew, granting animals intelligence? You're asking for trouble.

  • @sunshinecarnivores1919
    @sunshinecarnivores1919 Месяц назад +1

    I won't miss sloppy joe night. Can't stand them!

  • @DaisyCloverbee
    @DaisyCloverbee Месяц назад +1

    Zummuz bureaucrats are gelded?
    Hmmm

    • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
      @LiveFreeOrDieDH Месяц назад

      They must believe that sexual pursuits reduce productivity.

  • @blazermettro2059
    @blazermettro2059 Месяц назад +1

    I really liked the story, but I'll admit, there was just something off about the voice acting. Specifically, the Human voiced character.
    Every time they spoke, it was like hearing someone speak in a Heroic accent, if that's even a thing.
    Essentially, im saying that the tone felt inappropriate for most of the story.
    The acting for the aliens was good though.

  • @azurepulse1870
    @azurepulse1870 Месяц назад +1

    Story is way too slow and wandering for me.

  • @hardlife3844
    @hardlife3844 22 дня назад

    I may not like all the stories, but greatly appreciate the voice actors. Can't stand AI content.

    • @hardlife3844
      @hardlife3844 22 дня назад

      @MartelSays this one not so much. Just couldn't hold my attention

  • @paulacornelison243
    @paulacornelison243 Месяц назад

    This story is taking way too long to get to the aliens. I am totally bored.

    • @michaelpettersson4919
      @michaelpettersson4919 Месяц назад +6

      So you totally missed the lizard lady that are present at practically every scean in this story?