Dagoth Ur hates gaming laptops

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  • Опубликовано: 6 фев 2023
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  • @Vellzi
    @Vellzi Год назад +3636

    Memes aside, Elevenai is a fucking terrifyingly good speech AI. Small details like the intake of breath between words make an incredible amount of difference

    • @ChronoTriggerHappy
      @ChronoTriggerHappy Год назад +198

      I have had more joy out of this AI than most, I always think that the one way to avoid AI overlords is jsut create them for memes, they will come to understand the insane humor of humans and appreciate it.

    • @TalentedUser
      @TalentedUser Год назад +57

      shame they hid it out behind a paywall and censored it

    • @lewd2851
      @lewd2851 Год назад +115

      @@TalentedUser For the amount of work it must've taken to create an AI thats capable of creating voiceovers of *this* quality, i'm fine with them paywalling it

    • @xenn4985
      @xenn4985 Год назад +124

      @@lewd2851 Lmao. They didn't paywall it because of the work it took to make it. They paywalled it because people made spicy shitposts and they got a bunch of bad press.

    • @lewd2851
      @lewd2851 Год назад

      @@xenn4985 And thats bad because? Lmao imagine shitting on devs for not wanting to get shit on in the AI industry which is already toxic as fuck as it is.
      Also, i didn't say why they paywalled it, i said why i'm fine with them paywalling it, cuz it deserves it

  • @capriciousart3466
    @capriciousart3466 Год назад +3693

    As someone who brings a gaming laptop to class, I always start my laptop on early so I can set it to silent before the jet fans can turn on. Only problem is that one chrome tab will turn my laptop into the surface of the sun without the fans 💀

    • @UnitSe7en
      @UnitSe7en Год назад +10

      Everything about what you just wrote explains perfectly why your life sucks.
      To wit:
      Gaming laptop
      Class
      Chrome
      All these things are your own choices.

    • @hcolider2817
      @hcolider2817 Год назад +242

      chrome these days is not quite what it used to be. I'd unironically suggest firefox

    • @FoeReaper
      @FoeReaper Год назад

      @@hcolider2817 ok wagie

    • @BulletFodder80
      @BulletFodder80 Год назад

      I switched to Opera GX after some of the RUclipsrs I watch got sponsored by it. Damn does it run well, and it's super easy to import everything you need from Chrome. The limiters you can impose on its RAM and CPU usage are really handy, too.

    • @t2force212
      @t2force212 Год назад +74

      I would suggest Opera, you can limit bandwidth and memory usage on it

  • @intergalactichumanempire9759
    @intergalactichumanempire9759 Год назад +2485

    I currently own a gaming laptop. There’s no way steel support beams would be strong enough to hold it up. You’d need concrete pillars.

    • @MorfsPrower
      @MorfsPrower Год назад +31

      Carbon fiber Palisades might be just enough

    • @Larsgman
      @Larsgman Год назад +42

      As a scaffold builder who works in the plants, steel support beams are pretty sturdy and can withstand a lot of punishment.
      Whereas concrete can become relatively easily damaged and chipped away at.

    • @Pantsinabucket
      @Pantsinabucket Год назад +93

      Jet fuel can’t melt steel beams, but a gaming laptop with 2 chrome tabs open will.

    • @AncientSlugThrower
      @AncientSlugThrower Год назад +4

      You have a bright future in architecture. Study hard.

    • @Skeletor_the_Bigg
      @Skeletor_the_Bigg Год назад

      You need Minecraft scaffolding

  • @Unterlectual
    @Unterlectual Год назад +2148

    Coincidentally, "700 pound beast" is also an accurate description of the average gaming laptop user

    • @TurtleShroom3
      @TurtleShroom3 Год назад +20

      PFFFFFT, HOLY CRAP!

    • @HotRossBuns
      @HotRossBuns Год назад +83

      On one hand this makes sense, on the other, I don't think someone who is upward of 700 pounds is taking their gaming on the go.

    • @frog6054
      @frog6054 Год назад +32

      Really? I always see PC users as the fat guys and laptop users as the productive guys since they go outside.

    • @redssign
      @redssign Год назад +1

      damn dude holy shit

    • @Hwyadylaw
      @Hwyadylaw Год назад +31

      @@frog6054 Laptops are PCs :)

  • @Soulraven2735
    @Soulraven2735 Год назад +926

    As someone with a gaming laptop, the line about the forklift made me laugh.

    • @ruffethereal1904
      @ruffethereal1904 Год назад +15

      The weight of this thing on my back made me quite glad I neither used my laptop as a notetaking tool for regular days and only brought it in on presentation days.

    • @zoruasnivy
      @zoruasnivy Год назад +5

      I used to take mine to work in a large shoulder-style handbag because I used it for 3D programs, unity, adobe, etc. I had to get a backpack because the weight was so heavy my shoulder and back were suffering for the commute every day

  • @krona3803
    @krona3803 Год назад +928

    i used to own a gaming laptop, this is accurate

    • @theboogerbomb
      @theboogerbomb Год назад +1

      @@user-zx8bz4wr7d true modern gaming laptops have gotten really good

    • @Grandmaster-Kush
      @Grandmaster-Kush Год назад +2

      Never again laptop after owning several

    • @PandaPandaPandaism
      @PandaPandaPandaism Год назад

      @D34DB34T T. Gaming Laptop Owner

  • @Silentguy_
    @Silentguy_ Год назад +536

    Used to daily use this overdesigned Asus “gaming” laptop that seemed to sacrifice the twin engine jet coolers and RGBs but it meant that the battery lasted approximately 8 minutes even with half the cores and the GPU parked and running anything that required graphics near melted through the keyboard.

    • @conatus1306
      @conatus1306 Год назад +13

      You wouldn't happen to be talking about the ASUS ROG series would you? Cause I'm using that right now; I gutted one of the fans and it still works good.

    • @thetruecrinkleyjoe4383
      @thetruecrinkleyjoe4383 Год назад +14

      I still use a 7 year old Asus ROG strix gaming laptop 😂. It's been my workhorse since middle school and I'm a full blown adult now

    • @Silentguy_
      @Silentguy_ Год назад +5

      @@conatus1306 No. I forget the exact series but at a glance it just looks like a regular Asus laptop but it’s got an i7 and a 1050 crammed into it

    • @Silentguy_
      @Silentguy_ Год назад +2

      @Inkyobus I think mine was some kind of Q-series. It was such a weird combo of specs.
      8th Gen i7, GTX 1050, 4K touchscreen, 256GB m.2 and 2TB HDD and did that flip over tablet thing but there wasn’t a single part of this thing that was thicker than .75 inches.

    • @cloudsaysthings
      @cloudsaysthings Год назад +2

      Oh, I'm glad it wasn't just something *I* did. I have an ASUS ZenBook gaming laptop, and this is accurate for my experience. I have to play pretty much anything with a desk fan on and turned at the keyboard.

  • @electivetoast6897
    @electivetoast6897 Год назад +324

    Imagine Dagoth's reaction to the Nerevarine being a piss drunk Nord.

  • @hesperosshamshael2873
    @hesperosshamshael2873 Год назад +243

    Watched this on my gaming laptop, I keep it atop a stepped stone block pyramid in a remote valley in the Alaska Range. Wind turbines are arranged around the nearby mountains all up and down the slopes to provide power, even if only for a few hours at a time before the SCECs the size of 300 gallon tanks are sucked dry. The waste heat keeps me quite warm even in the dead of winter.

  • @highpotencyiron4529
    @highpotencyiron4529 Год назад +458

    >that kid who played Maplestory on his gaming laptop in the Bible class

    • @Apocobat
      @Apocobat Год назад +22

      Ironic that they play in bible class because when they are judged for there sins they will be plunged into the seventh circle of hell

    • @highpotencyiron4529
      @highpotencyiron4529 Год назад +32

      @@Apocobat You forgot the part where they get put in the inner ring of the 7th circle and have burning hot sand blown into them by their own gaming laptops.

    • @EvdogMusic
      @EvdogMusic Год назад +4

      They should be playing Super 3D Noah's Ark instead

    • @minoxiothethird
      @minoxiothethird Год назад

      @@Apocobat whose gonna be judged for their sins and be plunged into the seventh circle of hell, the envious crazy wrathful motherfucker or the kid just tryna play some maplestory

    • @FreeFishNipples
      @FreeFishNipples Год назад +4

      I used to get burns on my legs from playing maplestory on my laptop, was mad addicted and couldnt care less about the pain.

  • @thunderthighs8269
    @thunderthighs8269 Год назад +52

    All that power and it still can’t run Crysis

    • @LMGunslinger
      @LMGunslinger Год назад +5

      It's an old meme, but it checks out.

  • @yellowshirtproductions4533
    @yellowshirtproductions4533 Год назад +121

    I'm the guy who brings his gaming laptop to class! Sorry Dagoth 🤣

  • @stephenlasala3150
    @stephenlasala3150 Год назад +46

    I do this in literally every lecture.

  • @Flynt010
    @Flynt010 Год назад +317

    Genuinely the best meme of the year and I entirely doubt anything will beat the Ai Voice meme phase. Please keep making these, they're so damn good

    • @kyhxx
      @kyhxx Год назад +1

      . lmao ong - “ thicker than any schumers thigh “ -

  • @pillgrimm
    @pillgrimm Год назад +23

    His voice is just so addicting

  • @ZorotheGallade
    @ZorotheGallade Год назад +32

    The Akulakhan was just his attempt to make a more compact one.

    • @Pink_Noodle
      @Pink_Noodle Год назад +3

      I am now tempted to refer to a steamdeck as an Akulakhan now

  • @iceykush
    @iceykush Год назад +44

    this shit is gold thank you

  • @fartsuckernerd2690
    @fartsuckernerd2690 Год назад +25

    The details description and bone chilling story is incredible. Our boy be looking nice as well.

  • @elizabethpemberton8445
    @elizabethpemberton8445 Год назад +47

    I remember going to the local computer store in 1981 or so, probably to buy Sorceror of Siva for our Apple II+, and seeing a $5,000 portable PC the size of a small suitcase. And here we are again.

    • @Nerthos
      @Nerthos Год назад +24

      Gatekeeping portable computing through the physical fitness required to carry them

  • @GalaxyStandard77
    @GalaxyStandard77 Год назад +11

    He forgot to mention the wind fan speeds were able to absorb most of the student body as it ripped them apart like a flock of seagulls on a Boeing 727 Jet Engine Turbine

  • @doger944
    @doger944 Год назад +175

    A guy in my class uses a gaming laptop that has a "turbo" button.
    What does it do?

    • @DoktorBeta
      @DoktorBeta Год назад +84

      it makes the fans run fast

    • @SirHattington
      @SirHattington Год назад +57

      It makes the CPU run at 4.77 MHz

    • @deuterium2718
      @deuterium2718 Год назад +91

      detonates the CPU

    • @giantfriendcrab6571
      @giantfriendcrab6571 Год назад +6

      Makes it go fast.

    • @uhoh7545
      @uhoh7545 Год назад +57

      Activates the latent Cybertronian genes in it and transforms it into a sound barrier breaking vehicle.

  • @urlocalwarriorguide8969
    @urlocalwarriorguide8969 9 месяцев назад +3

    Entire city power grid goes dark 💀💀💀

  • @scraub8913
    @scraub8913 Год назад +25

    im fucking dying this is gold

  • @CH1EFBL1TZ
    @CH1EFBL1TZ Год назад +7

    Bro this was actually hilarious, first meme of this type that got me

  • @eclipsegst9419
    @eclipsegst9419 Год назад +46

    Dagoth be playing Morrowind on a high spec Windows XP rig with an i7 2700K and GTX Titan Black, as Azura intended.

    • @nigstar1239
      @nigstar1239 Год назад

      Your comment and profile picture are so 2009 Holy shit

    • @nigstar1239
      @nigstar1239 Год назад

      The nostalgia

  • @glassesguy904
    @glassesguy904 Год назад +56

    I'm pretty sure this was based on me in college. A few freshmen got sucked into my Alienware's fans and a sophomore burned themselves when they stepped on my charger brick.

  • @ChristianStout
    @ChristianStout Год назад +12

    That's why you get a workstation laptop. It's like a gaming laptop but instead of RGB it comes with ECC and self-respect.

  • @LordVader1094
    @LordVader1094 Год назад +6

    Turns out the Numidium was just a gaming laptop

  • @shinjiiuchiha
    @shinjiiuchiha Год назад +14

    It's me, I destroy lives with my 10 year old MSI laptop.

  • @pyjamakid3982
    @pyjamakid3982 Год назад +1

    Come Nerevar, to this place where PoGs are made.

  • @ZinthYneX
    @ZinthYneX Год назад +2

    I love how so many people want to use the synthesiser for Dagoth fucking Ur.

  • @attilatorok5767
    @attilatorok5767 Год назад +17

    As someone with a gaming laptop, this is 100% accurate.

  • @Hollow7659
    @Hollow7659 Год назад +12

    I haven’t laughed this hard in years I love ai dagoth

  • @Cinderfella_Productions
    @Cinderfella_Productions Год назад +3

    Genuinely one of the funniest videos I've watched in a while.
    Bravo!

  • @Shpongle64
    @Shpongle64 Год назад +1

    This was so over the top I couldn’t help but laugh

  • @mtlvmpr
    @mtlvmpr Год назад +25

    Mine has a 3-mode cycle. I like to call them "Lecture time", "Just compiling quickly" and "I'm sorry for your ears but I'm in a hurry"
    Funny how 1 laptop can be the most quiet and the loudest in the classroom. But yeah it's very heavy.

  • @josiahbaker7811
    @josiahbaker7811 Год назад +4

    Nothing like the sweet poetry of a gigantic machine that screams performance was all that mattered 8 years ago, getting absolutely steamrolled by a modern tablet.

  • @user-hn4zn9nx3c
    @user-hn4zn9nx3c Год назад +1

    I've got a gaming laptop, can confirm its REALLY LOUD and you need headphones just to hear the video you're watching

  • @michalkrasnodebski8709
    @michalkrasnodebski8709 Год назад +21

    what is super creepy about AI voice are those very short pauses in between sentences when you can hear something sounding like a creepy zombie/ghost air gasp

    • @Monkey62403
      @Monkey62403 Год назад +6

      That be the ai taking generic breaths to make it sound like someone talking

    • @vrak24
      @vrak24 Год назад +3

      Oh shit wtf is that. Dude some of them are actually horrifying sounding

    • @Blankult
      @Blankult Год назад +2

      I think it's replicating dagoth's patterns from the samples used to train the ai

  • @holyalpaca750
    @holyalpaca750 Год назад +1

    They should make this the new ad for a gaming laptop

  • @seamusthatsthedog4819
    @seamusthatsthedog4819 Год назад +3

    I love having my CPU at 90 °C and my battery lasting for 5 minutes

  • @NeoCreo1
    @NeoCreo1 Год назад +7

    As the guy who brought his gaming laptop to class everyday, this shit had me dying

  • @CH1EFBL1TZ
    @CH1EFBL1TZ Год назад +3

    Why the fuck am I seeing this meme so much lately lmao

  • @pvcvalley
    @pvcvalley Год назад +1

    bulktops are perfectly fine mining rights tho.

  • @Vonvader
    @Vonvader Год назад +3

    THIS WAS SO GOOD, CRIED TEARS OF LAUGHTER!

  • @rottenapple_
    @rottenapple_ Год назад +2

    This sounds like my gaming laptop from 2010. Still works and still games.

  • @CalebKerr123
    @CalebKerr123 Год назад +1

    Your descriptive writing is awesome keep up the great work

  • @Theholyhamsandwich
    @Theholyhamsandwich Год назад +6

    As a gaming laptop owner, this is accurate

  • @cielopachirisu929
    @cielopachirisu929 Год назад +8

    I absolutely was the kid with the gaming laptop in college lol

  • @Anasumi
    @Anasumi Год назад +2

    This is the best Dagoth Ur meme I seen lately

  • @McGriddle69
    @McGriddle69 Год назад

    For real they’d bring it to class and it’s just the sound of jet engines starting up.

  • @wolfiva
    @wolfiva Год назад

    This is the first time I cry laughed in months, keep up the great work..

  • @axolatlas5799
    @axolatlas5799 Год назад +2

    This is unironically the funniest shit I’ve heard in months

  • @bsmith9890
    @bsmith9890 Год назад +70

    As someone who has that exact laptop, used it in my economics class, and did all of that, I'm not going to apologize.

  • @aethelfrithofbernica
    @aethelfrithofbernica Год назад

    One of the best yet

  • @prauwnsauce
    @prauwnsauce 13 дней назад +1

    I miss him

  • @rottenapple_
    @rottenapple_ Год назад +1

    This was uploaded 4 days ago but already feels like an old classic

  • @x_hibernia
    @x_hibernia Год назад

    Come Nerevarine friend or foe come and look upon the gaming laptop

  • @Chironexe
    @Chironexe Год назад

    This is beautiful.

  • @lmao.3661
    @lmao.3661 Год назад +1

    I'd like to see YOU play fallout 2 during math class

  • @lfla0179
    @lfla0179 Год назад

    This goes straight to the shelf next to "Ruffians invade my house" copypasta.

  • @renewagain6956
    @renewagain6956 Год назад +1

    The only thing louder than the 500 decibel gale-force winds, was my uncontrollable laughter.

  • @paulandreotti1639
    @paulandreotti1639 Год назад

    This has to be one of the best, if not the best.

  • @SilentShadow-ss5xp
    @SilentShadow-ss5xp Год назад +1

    This might be the best version of this meme

  • @TheSpartan0707
    @TheSpartan0707 Год назад +1

    judging by the time this was posted, i feel like this is directed at me and its someone in my class.....

  • @captaindusty4289
    @captaindusty4289 Год назад

    I love this so much.

  • @AWISECROW
    @AWISECROW Год назад

    That was amazing! 😍

  • @RosaliaEmerald
    @RosaliaEmerald Год назад

    This is legendary.

  • @sethr.c1065
    @sethr.c1065 Год назад

    The artifacts in the background of the voice add to it. Sounds like his soul is on its dying breaths

  • @Revengetoa2
    @Revengetoa2 Год назад +1

    I would have given this a 10, but it’s been bumped down to a 7 for ZERO MENTIONS OF NEREVAR

  • @pepperoniparty
    @pepperoniparty Год назад

    My sides are in orbit.

  • @allanlopez7754
    @allanlopez7754 Год назад +2

    there’s literally a guy in my macroeconomics class that brings his gaming laptop to class this is insanely perfect

  • @andrewgreeb916
    @andrewgreeb916 Год назад

    500db, the sound alone is shaking the thendations of the earth

  • @chrisjenkins7016
    @chrisjenkins7016 Год назад +1

    My school actually supplies MSI laptops for our degree so the whole room is like this 😂

  • @TheSfaok
    @TheSfaok Год назад

    Gaming laptops are the most effective form of birth control known to man.

  • @EragoEntertainment
    @EragoEntertainment Год назад +2

    My gaming laptop only has a 180W power supply. It's tiny and the laptop is pretty thin. I remember my Fujitsu Lifebook AH530 from way back was thicker than my gaming laptop is now. And even though the screen was smaller, it was a bit wider and longer as well.
    Also my laptop has a silent mode in which I mostly run it where it operates like any 17W laptop would do.

  • @Slyshibe
    @Slyshibe Год назад

    “but think of the portability” I say as my gaming laptop sets on fire

  • @rayanson2795
    @rayanson2795 Год назад

    I can't find any difference between these & penguinz0 videos except that eerie sound when this thing speaks, idk anything about this character but these videos are hilarious

  • @joshuamedina7292
    @joshuamedina7292 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love this clip😂

  • @gabrielkoffman2838
    @gabrielkoffman2838 Год назад

    I don't even know where this character is from But I appreciate this so much lol.

  • @gilgammesh1
    @gilgammesh1 Год назад +1

    God these are the best thing to happen in years lmaoi

  • @simonkorica9467
    @simonkorica9467 Год назад

    Is too late to escape.

  • @russiangoose7053
    @russiangoose7053 Год назад +1

    500 decibel GROAN 💀

  • @oneredshep5863
    @oneredshep5863 Год назад +1

    thats why using a business laptop for gaming is superior

  • @LecherousLizard
    @LecherousLizard Год назад

    For reference a 500db sound could probably collapse space into a black hole.
    It'd definitely at least kill the life on the entire planet, maybe destroying it in the process.

  • @DGneoseeker1
    @DGneoseeker1 Год назад

    This is amazing.

  • @jaxrammus9165
    @jaxrammus9165 Год назад

    this is literally poetic and i fucking love it

  • @sanfrancisco1000
    @sanfrancisco1000 Год назад

    Since i could manually control the fans, my first thought was to put the fans on full blast just to annoy people, i stopped but i still remember the faces i saw to this day

  • @Zeubermage
    @Zeubermage Год назад

    150 mph Hurricane* force winds, making this a Category 4.

  • @granziii12
    @granziii12 Год назад

    CAN'T... FUCKING... BREATHE!!!!!

  • @Gandalf-The-Green
    @Gandalf-The-Green Год назад +3

    You may laugh now, but wait until Dagoth Ur sends a hundred baskets of steamed Kwama eggs to your door, or calls a whole squad of Ordinators on you (I guess we might just call AI swatting "ordinating" from now on), or wait until your boss calls you at work and tells you to stack all the chairs and tables on top of each other for no reason.This is going to get horrifying.

  • @Monkeman356
    @Monkeman356 Год назад

    The sarcasm kills me

  • @mr.romaro3422
    @mr.romaro3422 Год назад +1

    I'd like to believe Vivec was the guy with the gaming laptop

  • @feenickstv4209
    @feenickstv4209 Год назад

    me when i have the same laptop dagoth is holding in the video

  • @calebshockency2083
    @calebshockency2083 Год назад +1

    What Dagoth Ur failed to mention was that the gaming laptop user was none other than Yagrum Bagarn.

  • @deuterium2718
    @deuterium2718 Год назад +2

    hope class has good air conditioning because I only use performance mode (shitty fake bios bundled with the laptop broke when i updated notepad on day 2)

  • @IndustrialBonecraft
    @IndustrialBonecraft Год назад

    This is legit amusing.

  • @non.dormiunt2889
    @non.dormiunt2889 Год назад +2

    amazing

  • @Spicystachegamer
    @Spicystachegamer Год назад

    My ging laptop has never been like this in the 6 years I've had it.

  • @satrougha
    @satrougha Год назад

    All this misery because one student doesn't have his own gaming laptop.