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  • @heckinmemes6430
    @heckinmemes6430 Год назад +608

    "If it's a group of Nords, it's a warband. If it's a group of Dunmer, it's a cabal. If it's a group of high elves, that's a coincidence and you shouldn't speak of it."

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm 9 месяцев назад +4

      lel
      what about dem Orsimer though?

    • @niceguy1965
      @niceguy1965 9 месяцев назад +28

      @woodwyrm *an infestation.*

    • @ioele1000
      @ioele1000 5 месяцев назад

      @@niceguy1965 LMAO

    • @tech_splitter
      @tech_splitter 4 месяца назад

      cohencidence

  • @MausBastion
    @MausBastion Год назад +4483

    Don't let him talk about Corprus-19 vaccines.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 Год назад +205

      The Clot Shot

    • @nova_supreme8390
      @nova_supreme8390 Год назад

      One of House Telvannii's latest alchemical exploits. They concoct a disease and frame Dagoth Ur as the source just so they can poison people with their sinister alchemical concoctions. Divayth Fyr knows how to actually cure it but of course people think he is just some crazy conspiracy theorist.

    • @oujimandias6485
      @oujimandias6485 Год назад +174

      The Akaviri Fever was actually the High Elves' modification of Khnaten Flu of the Argonians.

    • @BehindThePringles
      @BehindThePringles Год назад +207

      Fire spells can’t melt adamantium beams!

    • @theloweffortchannel7211
      @theloweffortchannel7211 Год назад

      Can you believe it, Seht's tiniest homunculi, wriggling and clogging your veins like fish! That's what's in the Inoculation... it transmutes it's takers into a seed-bed of pestilence!

  • @arandompasserby7940
    @arandompasserby7940 Год назад +3715

    Be careful Dagoth, last time someone said "Have you heard of the High Elves?" he ended up dying on a poisoned apple!

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 Год назад +250

      Only race you can't bring up the coincidences they have

    • @bugandoamente251
      @bugandoamente251 Год назад +43

      LMAO

    • @zazzyboy8592
      @zazzyboy8592 Год назад +206

      This comment breaks like 5 walls

    • @GigaNietzsche
      @GigaNietzsche Год назад +62

      @@jordandennis6794 If you're a nord you can't talk about the redguards, dark elves, orcs, etc. either

    • @LSClubhouse
      @LSClubhouse Год назад

      @@GigaNietzsche redguard lives matter

  • @forlornfuture2630
    @forlornfuture2630 Год назад +2612

    You ever notice how they push for open borders for every province except the Summerset Isles?

  • @FlyingGuillotine100
    @FlyingGuillotine100 Год назад +770

    I found it strange when I found out the redguard lives matter movement was led by an altmer.

    • @Cheezy_Bunz
      @Cheezy_Bunz Год назад +134

      By an Imperial Altmer no less. They openly supported it to but its a little known fact in Tamriel.

    • @Kaustich
      @Kaustich Год назад +54

      Dagoth was quoted to say "I don't have a problem with Redguards, even though the mongrel dogs of the imperial city base their entire culture around Redguards and have holidays for Redguards"

    • @69meplease100
      @69meplease100 Год назад +3

      Bruh lolol

    • @superheriber27
      @superheriber27 Год назад +18

      It's the Imperial-Redguards
      Redguards from Hammerfell don't want to be associated with... those

    • @Moviesandshows_pr
      @Moviesandshows_pr 8 месяцев назад

      They're no different both daedra worshiping savages​@@superheriber27

  • @brigantiasmemerepository6439
    @brigantiasmemerepository6439 Год назад +413

    There is an old Nord proverb, "the High Elf will tell you what happened to him, but never why"

    • @NoelistAvenger
      @NoelistAvenger Год назад +37

      There is also an old Argonian proverb that goes : "Hhhiisss skreeee ghrrreeee aaahrkkrrrr".
      I'm fluent in Jel so I know exactly what it means, but I'd rather not translate it because it could land me in some serious trouble.

    • @mohramdhan707
      @mohramdhan707 Год назад +17

      @@NoelistAvenger its only say "i wanna have segs with flame atronach while we invade the oblivion gates"

    • @NoelistAvenger
      @NoelistAvenger Год назад

      @@mohramdhan707 And sex with flame atronachs while we invade the Oblivion Gates we had.
      It wasn't pleasant, but the fire chicks really enjoyed it.

  • @MALICEM12
    @MALICEM12 Год назад +956

    "I saw 5 dancing high elves right as the oblivion gates opened up." This is just too perfect

    • @Brslld
      @Brslld Год назад +75

      But lava can't melt magic beams right?

    • @HI-kb2cg
      @HI-kb2cg Год назад +6

      can you explain?

    • @MALICEM12
      @MALICEM12 Год назад

      @@HI-kb2cg look up dancing Israelis

    • @BlkwtrPrk
      @BlkwtrPrk Год назад +19

      @@HI-kb2cg Do you really want to know?

    • @mpg272727
      @mpg272727 Год назад

      ​​@@HI-kb2cg Look up the dancing Israelis on 9/11

  • @amarjamakovic1297
    @amarjamakovic1297 Год назад +254

    I will never accept Aldmeri Dominion as a legitimate state.

    • @t8kabr8km85
      @t8kabr8km85 Год назад +43

      free Aldmeristine

    • @arfumobiscali5571
      @arfumobiscali5571 Год назад

      The White Gold treaty was the real reason why the war was fought in the First Place. They gonna tell you It was the outcome of the war, but It was signed before the war even started.

    • @TheRealSkulldozer
      @TheRealSkulldozer 9 месяцев назад +2

      maormeristine

  • @avizvit9932
    @avizvit9932 Год назад +1731

    The altmer cries out in pain as he casts destruction magic on you.

    • @wikipediafollower
      @wikipediafollower Год назад +120

      And what is an Altmer's greatest weakness? Having his own school of magic used against him

    • @Serjo777
      @Serjo777 Год назад +42

      Followed by illusion magic, so most people think you're crazy if you even mention the destruction magic.

    • @NEEDbacon
      @NEEDbacon Год назад +6

      Now I kinda want a mod that plays the pain noises whenever you use destruction magic.

    • @ghostindoomerville
      @ghostindoomerville Год назад +2

      (((altmer)))

    • @Serjo777
      @Serjo777 Год назад +17

      @@ghostindoomerville Oh nice, now they're shadowbanning the 3 brackets too...
      (Your comment is only visible in my notifications, but not in the thread itself).

  • @SeveralRatsEachWithArcanePower
    @SeveralRatsEachWithArcanePower Год назад +771

    Dagoth gets banned from twitch

    • @smirking8457
      @smirking8457 Год назад +61

      Dagoth now has a page on the ADL website

    • @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384
      @alpharius2omegaboogaloo384 Год назад +27

      Dagoth Ur get’s his art’s degree taken from him:

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 Год назад +24

      cool it with the anti altmeric remarks buddy

    • @Serjo777
      @Serjo777 Год назад +11

      Gets banned from _everywhere_ you mean. Since they own or

    • @zazzyboy8592
      @zazzyboy8592 Год назад +5

      @@smirking8457it’s been 3 months and I just looked up the Anti Altmeri Defamation League page and no mentions of Dagoth Ur. I am highly disappointed

  • @yoboyfargoth1208
    @yoboyfargoth1208 Год назад +3592

    The Altmer cries out in pain as he strikes you.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 Год назад +349

      2% of Daggerfall's population, but they own 98% of the businesses

    • @chaospacemarine8330
      @chaospacemarine8330 Год назад +220

      "I can't believe Lorkhan incarnated us in this evil, imperfect physical world as a test of character!"
      - The Eternal Altmer, bitching as usual
      "I know right, it's great!"
      - Literally any Man and Dunmer, while eating sweetrolls and kwama eggs, respectively

    • @thestranger4894
      @thestranger4894 Год назад

      The Altmer is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a n’wah, knife-ear, piss-skin, inbred, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him an altmer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: “I’ve been found out.”

    • @aquietone2895
      @aquietone2895 Год назад +14

      @@chaospacemarine8330 Don't forget the salt rice.

    • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
      @venerablebrothergoriate5844 Год назад +56

      FUCKING HELL THIS COMMENT SECTION IS GREAT 😂

  • @Knifegash
    @Knifegash Год назад +2981

    You know, Dagoth Ur becoming such a meme in the collective subconscious of our memetic zeitgeist is basically what he'd always have wanted. He knows that he's part of a dream, and his design is to become so much of the focus of the dream that by retrocausality he influences the dreamer with his personality and actions. So really, by being noticed and enjoyed by so many extradimensional beings over two decades after he came onto the scene to the point that they're using a digital facsimile of an advanced version of themselves to fabricate more content from him to extract even more amusement out of his epic voice, is exactly his plan. And I'm here for it lul

    • @oujimandias6485
      @oujimandias6485 Год назад +65

      Iirc, in the Tomorrowind canon, he's by his buddy's side, Nerevar. And with Molag Bal to further pour down the last drop of skooma into the creative barrel.

    • @solusaldrain
      @solusaldrain Год назад +75

      Reminds me about the conversation Liquid and Solid snake had about Big Chungus...

    • @goobsnoobs
      @goobsnoobs Год назад +11

      i don't even know anything about skyrim (?) and i love it

    • @UnarmedBastard
      @UnarmedBastard Год назад +15

      Mr Jones you're not allowed to be less than 100 meters away from the youtube comment section

    • @Peryite_the_Platypus
      @Peryite_the_Platypus Год назад +16

      Pretty sure he also was in the second Conan film.
      Gods exist in the present, future and the past.

  • @Deathbytroll
    @Deathbytroll Год назад +232

    Sees anti-dunmeri scroll, authored by Sylwyn Sunsilk. Look her up in the imperial archives: "Born to an Altmer family from summerset" Every single time.

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen Год назад +51

      I usually just ask to see the early life page right away

    • @skiesthatroar5402
      @skiesthatroar5402 Год назад +65

      a true dunmer doesnt even need the archives he just can tell by instinct

    • @iratepirate3896
      @iratepirate3896 26 дней назад

      I don't even need to check the archives anymore

  • @Mrtrollgood
    @Mrtrollgood Год назад +1305

    The altmer have been kicked out of 109 guilds. It's clearly the Guilds' fault.

    • @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture
      @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture 10 дней назад

      you mean the bosmer, the altmer "Know nothing about that" and stick to drinking beer and having "altmer grade" products like hover-horses

  • @tylertheultimatebadass87
    @tylertheultimatebadass87 Год назад +274

    What I want to know is why the Empire keeps sending funding to the Summerset Isles

    • @dkettley3457
      @dkettley3457 Год назад +122

      Most of the elder council have dual citizenship.

    • @jordandennis6794
      @jordandennis6794 Год назад +33

      They keep sending over 4 billion. It's insane and we get nothing out of it.

    • @SirDankleberry
      @SirDankleberry Год назад +1

      And why are we sending it when it's obvious they're oppressing the Maormer? I don't want that shit funded.

    • @stanleystove
      @stanleystove Год назад +12

      Woah-uh, seems like somebody is antifairist!

    • @goyslop-consumer
      @goyslop-consumer 11 месяцев назад

      what is your pfp from?

  • @HolyknightVader999
    @HolyknightVader999 Год назад +81

    Wait until the Thalmor Anti-Defamation League finds out about this........

    • @woodwyrm
      @woodwyrm День назад

      Surely you mean the Altmer Anti-defamation League?

  • @swtrooper42
    @swtrooper42 Год назад +284

    The only thing Pelinal Whitestrake did wrong is that he didn't finish the job.

  • @johndoe5432
    @johndoe5432 Год назад +299

    Notice how the High Elves advocate for open borders for Cyrodil and Skyrim, but never for the Summerset Isles? Curious.

  • @BlkwtrPrk
    @BlkwtrPrk Год назад +127

    Gradually I'm beginning to hate High Elves.

    • @bruhgod123
      @bruhgod123 Год назад

      are they allies with the inhumane trash we know as thalmor because if so we should wipe the high elves out too

  • @BonnNowa
    @BonnNowa Год назад +220

    His "Hm" at the beginning cracks me up!

  • @non-applicable3548
    @non-applicable3548 Год назад +206

    Pelinal did nothing wrong, look up ayelids and USS St Alessia

  • @thehospitaller1191
    @thehospitaller1191 Год назад +113

    Based and Red Mountain-pilled.

  • @eldiannat7374
    @eldiannat7374 Год назад +101

    Dagoth ur is now banned from every bank in Tamriel

  • @Thereis1
    @Thereis1 Год назад +61

    the dancing high elves at the oblivion incident holy shit hahahahaha 💀💀

    • @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture
      @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture 10 дней назад

      weird, I thought high elves didnt wear turbans or say "dagoth snack-bar" before casting a fireball towards a group of orcish children

  • @ussliberty109
    @ussliberty109 Год назад +65

    Isn't it curious, that every single child of the last five Emperors is married to an Altmer?

  • @unlitcandle2012
    @unlitcandle2012 Год назад +377

    There’s a reason high elves were evicted from 109 different settlements.

    • @Anstreki323
      @Anstreki323 Год назад +1

      There's a reason your dad left

    • @schalitz1
      @schalitz1 Год назад

      @@Anstreki323 There's a reason you're a SoyJack.

    • @filthy_peasant_the_one2134
      @filthy_peasant_the_one2134 Год назад

      @@Anstreki323 There’s a reason yo momma dead and yo shoes raggedy

    • @catzor4795
      @catzor4795 Год назад +75

      @@Anstreki323 Kvetch.

    • @majorian4897
      @majorian4897 Год назад +63

      @@Anstreki323 OY VEY

  • @117johnpar
    @117johnpar Год назад +497

    Bruh, even the dancing high elves? The DANCING HIGH ELVES?

    • @crazycookfyrelomenot
      @crazycookfyrelomenot Год назад +140

      You dont find just a bit odd that the owner of the land that Oblivion Gate Seven manifested on was of altmer descent? His insurance policy on it was bailed out entirely by the empire. How curious. Almost like he planned it that way.

    • @Enclavefakesoldier
      @Enclavefakesoldier Год назад +39

      Have you heard of the dancing high elves?

    • @UncleWermus
      @UncleWermus Год назад +18

      @@crazycookfyrelomenot And none of the Altmeri who traditionally plied their trades at that location were present that day, in fact they were told to remain home for no particular reason... strange indeed.

    • @vincegalila7211
      @vincegalila7211 Год назад +1

      ​@@crazycookfyrelomenot I thought he was the heir of some Bosmer Kingdom who used Mehrunes razor to race change into an Alyeid for some reason.

  • @nt-fo9pt
    @nt-fo9pt Год назад +190

    Ever notice how they say you are Anti-Aldemeric but they never say you are wrong?

    • @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture
      @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture 10 дней назад

      well Adoh Hit-mer was well known biologist on certain racial qualities.. which the altmer had none

  • @RealCasperMan
    @RealCasperMan Год назад +214

    >Thinking about how I want to share this with somebody
    >I have no friends who know what Morrowind even is

  • @orangeismyfavoritecolor
    @orangeismyfavoritecolor Год назад +448

    I did not expect to hear “You’ve been boofin’ that shit all day” from Dagoth Ur, especially not this early in the morning, but I am *loving* it.

  • @Shiptoast0
    @Shiptoast0 Год назад +802

    Man he's spitting straight facts

  • @skywalkersohan8656
    @skywalkersohan8656 Год назад +85

    Have you ever noticed how the High elves kills every race and somehow, they are the champions of "Elven Rights."?

  • @Wazboom
    @Wazboom Год назад +374

    What do you call removing corruption from the Imperium?
    Anti-altmeristic

  • @hiban751
    @hiban751 Год назад +42

    "Woah.. Pelinal Whitestrike choose me to lead the revolution?"

    • @AnonymousAnonposter
      @AnonymousAnonposter Год назад +15

      "Woah! Lorkhan needs me? Okay, I'll do it. I'm going to bat for you, Lorkhan! I got your back, Lorkhan!"

  • @BlankEmporium
    @BlankEmporium Год назад +159

    Pelinal did one thing wrong. He let the knife-ears survive.

  • @vermilion7777
    @vermilion7777 Год назад +33

    Dang High Elves.... controlling all of Tamriels film industry....

  • @LonacSneed
    @LonacSneed Год назад +200

    AOG (Altmer Occupation Goverment) must be crushed. Stormwaffen cloaks currently have a cell withing Skyrim.

    • @wikipediafollower
      @wikipediafollower Год назад +1

      The Stormwaffen are controlled opposition to get neoSeptimal governments to pass anti Nord legislation

    • @Ezio999Auditore
      @Ezio999Auditore Год назад +51

      Reported to the Aldmeri Defamation league

    • @LonacSneed
      @LonacSneed Год назад

      @@Ezio999Auditore So they make Red Mountain explode and WE ARE forced to take them in? Why do Aldmer get their own pure state and we dont? Wait until you hear what who controls 98% of the Empire's gold reserve

  • @tianhaosun5403
    @tianhaosun5403 Год назад +31

    Getting red pilled to the Altmer question is how you achieve chim

  • @UncleWermus
    @UncleWermus Год назад +84

    People call him unhinged but he's got a point

  • @grimslade0
    @grimslade0 Год назад +750

    Don't dead-name him, he's just "Ur" now.

  • @justice1911
    @justice1911 Год назад +54

    I'm not saying the great war didn't happen. But 6 million altmer?! I'm just not buying it.

    • @arfumobiscali5571
      @arfumobiscali5571 Год назад

      Illegal speech in all Europe. They run the show

    • @albertobarbosa4938
      @albertobarbosa4938 Год назад +13

      true true, something's not right about numbers. 6 imgarillion altmers? for 4 years? in only 5 Arkay's chapels? constantly?

  • @furbyfondler3238
    @furbyfondler3238 Год назад +103

    don't google dancing altmeri

    • @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture
      @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture 10 дней назад

      found them with turbans and fire salt filled vests. something about "dagoth snack-bar" and "nwahs excaping free" in al abeed.. I mean morrowind

  • @ominousbiscuit
    @ominousbiscuit Год назад +50

    They will say you're Anti-Aldmeri, but they'll never say you're wrong.

  • @dmitry6479
    @dmitry6479 Год назад +45

    The merchant guild won't be happy to hear this

    • @albertobarbosa4938
      @albertobarbosa4938 Год назад +3

      you mean House Hlaalu? the one where le hlaalu merchant came from?

  • @BrownTownReport
    @BrownTownReport Год назад +34

    Dual citizenship with the Summerset Isle bruh 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @gwendeerlin
    @gwendeerlin Год назад +42

    You didn't forget the dancing Israelis. God bless you.

    • @zazzyboy8592
      @zazzyboy8592 Год назад +7

      I don’t even know what an Israeli is but God bless you too random citizen

  • @thatspacemoviefrom1992
    @thatspacemoviefrom1992 Год назад +54

    Most peculiar, and a tad concerning, to find out that the heads of the Imperial Reserve have almost always been Altmer. Even the current one.

    • @arfumobiscali5571
      @arfumobiscali5571 Год назад +4

      They use the common illusion spell of "conspiracy theory" to dismiss any further investigation. For the more resilient investigators they use the conjuration art of banning ideas.

  • @WalrusWinking
    @WalrusWinking Год назад +32

    This comment section gives me hope.

  • @HailEarendil
    @HailEarendil Год назад +37

    Dagoth notices, and knows

  • @ripchapley6878
    @ripchapley6878 Год назад +42

    It's always the high elves. Every single time.

    • @YouSuprised
      @YouSuprised 3 месяца назад

      You know... the High Elves tried to backstab and kill Nords when they fled Atmora to the promised land of Skyrim. As was written in the Old Texts of the Elder Scrolls

  • @NoelistAvenger
    @NoelistAvenger Год назад +405

    "My fellow Mer, we must allow more Argonians into our lands; it is for the betterment of society!"
    - A dark-skinned Altmer living in Morrowind, c. 4E 6; rumored to have fled to the Summerset Isles when the Argonian invasion fully broke out.

  • @evemackenzie6138
    @evemackenzie6138 Год назад +808

    Bro but my dear Pelinal did absolutely nothing wrong, if I had the chance to be with him at the moment of genocide, I would have gladly joined.
    Greetings from Northern Skyrim nords

    • @0wls4ndr4tts
      @0wls4ndr4tts Год назад +1

      As an imperial i agree. Pelinal did nothing wrong, and we need a hero like that right now. The thalmor are a buncha arsses who deserve to be humbled.. and humbled violently

    • @evemackenzie6138
      @evemackenzie6138 Год назад +18

      @@0wls4ndr4tts for the first time in my life, I agree with you, Imperial

    • @ryueldragonborn4145
      @ryueldragonborn4145 Год назад +89

      I would love a doomstyle game where you play as Pelinal The Whitestrake

    • @madcat789
      @madcat789 Год назад +1

      Greetings from Daggerfall.

    • @javiermercado1996
      @javiermercado1996 Год назад +2

      @@ryueldragonborn4145 YES

  • @Ancienregime8090
    @Ancienregime8090 7 месяцев назад +8

    All outlined in the Protocols of the Enders of Aldmeris

  • @MDonuT-of7px
    @MDonuT-of7px Год назад +291

    This eerily fits with my current Skyrim playthrough as a Dunmer which could be summarized as "Joined the Stormcloaks for the sole reason of killing Aldmer"

    • @NoelistAvenger
      @NoelistAvenger Год назад +44

      Eh. My Nord is a proud Imperial supporter and a Legate, but he still kills Thalmor patrols on sight.
      It's a matter of principle.

    • @venerablebrothergoriate5844
      @venerablebrothergoriate5844 Год назад +36

      @@NoelistAvengerI make sure to do it with Wuuthrad, just for that extra touch of Antialdmerism 😂

    • @dr7922
      @dr7922 Год назад +12

      Dawg Ulfric is a thalmor puppet though😅

    • @MDonuT-of7px
      @MDonuT-of7px Год назад +14

      @@venerablebrothergoriate5844 The real chad move is to collect either Pelinal's Armor from the CC or the Pelinal's armor from Vigilant, and wear that when you visit the Thalmor Embassy.

    • @10hawell
      @10hawell Год назад +18

      How do i break it to him that srormcloaks are controlled opposition to give Aldmer victim card for next few centuries...

  • @talisinium.channel
    @talisinium.channel Год назад +208

    Low key best way to red-scroll normies

  • @iratepirate3896
    @iratepirate3896 Год назад +90

    "I have well placed sources in the Empire. Top level sources"

  • @Alpha1918
    @Alpha1918 Год назад +80

    he makes a convincing argument

  • @ghola82
    @ghola82 Год назад +56

    My N'wah just be spittin truths!

  • @HeavyTF2real
    @HeavyTF2real Год назад +249

    Love him or hate him, he’s spitting facts

  • @Dr.W.Krueger
    @Dr.W.Krueger Год назад +18

    around elves, watch yourselves 🤔

  • @mr.niceguy3583
    @mr.niceguy3583 Год назад +86

    He just keeps getting more and more BASED

  • @johnsmith-ol7mf
    @johnsmith-ol7mf Год назад +20

    "I'd have been Whitestrakes top guy"-Dagoth Ur

  • @newerty1294
    @newerty1294 Год назад +45

    He's right about high elves, you know

  • @AthelstanKing
    @AthelstanKing Год назад +26

    The more I argued with the Altmer, the better I came to know their
    dialectic. First they counted on the stupidity of their adversary, and
    then, when there was no other way out, they themselves simply played
    stupid. If all this didn’t help, they pretended not to understand, or,
    if challenged, they changed the subject in a hurry, quoted platitudes
    which, if you accepted them, they immediately related to entirely
    different matters, and then, if again attacked, gave ground and
    pretended not to know exactly what you were talking about. Whenever you
    tried to attack one of these apostles, your hand closed on a jelly-like
    slime which divided up and poured through your fingers, but in the next
    moment collected again. But if you really struck one of these fellows
    so telling a blow that, observed by the audience, he couldn’t help but
    agree, and if you believed that this had taken you at least one step
    forward, your amazement was great the next day. [He] had not the
    slightest recollection of the day before, he rattled off his same old
    nonsense as though nothing at all had happened, and, if indignantly
    challenged, affected amazement; he couldn’t remember a thing, except
    that he had proved the correctness of his assertions the previous day.
    Sometimes I stood there thunderstruck. I didn’t know what to be more
    amazed at: the agility of their tongues or their virtuosity at lying.

    • @klimchynskaya
      @klimchynskaya Год назад +5

      altmeri pilpul. surprised judges and juries actually find such piss-poor argumentation convincing

  • @Любительбатиныхтрав

    "N'wah's in Imperial city" by Dagoth Ye

  • @Ancienregime8090
    @Ancienregime8090 7 месяцев назад +9

    From the River to the Sea, Valenwood will be free.

    • @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture
      @Amin_al_Husseini_1941_picture 10 дней назад

      from the Red Mountain to the coast, all blacks will be dagoths hosts.
      -by an abeed.. I mean Nwah

  • @Monkechnology
    @Monkechnology Год назад +31

    Crassus Curio also had a shrine dedicated to Molag Bal on his private island (checked as FACT by real imperial patriots)

  • @PedroE
    @PedroE Год назад +37

    I just love how this can fly sooooo easily over some peoples heads

  • @StoicNatsoc
    @StoicNatsoc Год назад +31

    Der Ewige Aldmeri
    The Aldmer is immunized against all dangers: One may call him a War monger, Talos Hater, Pointy eared, Daedra lover, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a Aldmer and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back: "I’ve been found out.

  • @servus_incognitus
    @servus_incognitus Год назад +62

    I love this community.

  • @broodydetective8572
    @broodydetective8572 Год назад +22

    "Look all I'm saying is Pelinal Whitestrake did nothing wrong"
    YES.

  • @seronymus
    @seronymus Год назад +76

    "Pelinal Whitestrake did nothing wrong" is what finally cracked me lul. B a s e d. No quarter for knife-ears

    • @seronymus
      @seronymus Год назад

      @Zoomer Stasi Erufuda is one of the good ones (chubby). Honorary human

  • @punchosaurus7015
    @punchosaurus7015 Год назад +15

    If you look into the trading companies that brought the farm tools to Morrowind they were registered in Morrowind but were owned by high elves

  • @wrathofoprah9557
    @wrathofoprah9557 Год назад +24

    Crassius Curio didn't kill himself.

  • @alexrosu4405
    @alexrosu4405 Год назад +43

    A thunderous laughter burst out when he said Pelinal Whitestrake did nothing wrong.

    • @DonutHolestien
      @DonutHolestien Год назад +2

      And all in ear shot were better for it

  • @CRebel-by9fb
    @CRebel-by9fb Год назад +29

    Around Altmer never falter.

  • @JodanTheHero
    @JodanTheHero Год назад +187

    Had me until I heard "pass me that skooma pipe, you've been boofin that shit all day" 😆

  • @Mantis-ti5ve
    @Mantis-ti5ve Год назад +31

    Hopefully dagoth never Google the controversy around the USS Liberty, those poor imperial sailors...

  • @KossolaxtheForesworn
    @KossolaxtheForesworn Год назад +25

    the high elves want us to stop worshipping talos because according to them he is "not a god."
    well if hes not a god then how come he answers my prayers and gives me a blessing buffs.
    they cant answer that, they just hit you with that level 1 frostbite that does 0 damage.

  • @catzor4795
    @catzor4795 Год назад +17

    He made Dagothwave.
    He made Dagothwave.
    He made Dagothwave.

  • @miruneverdies
    @miruneverdies Год назад +131

    I mean, we already had Altmers dancing during another, even worse, catastrophe of Middle Dawn.

    • @georgelincolnrockwell6248
      @georgelincolnrockwell6248 Год назад +26

      Ah yes, they were dancing atop a carriage during the dragon-break upon the White-Gold Tower!

  • @Ancienregime8090
    @Ancienregime8090 Год назад +11

    For a group claiming to be Auri-El chosen people they sure do get bodied.

  • @sprouts5535
    @sprouts5535 Год назад +15

    The dancing thalmor agents was hilarious lmaoooo

  • @DemonOfEndor
    @DemonOfEndor Год назад +30

    This is so strong and exactly what we always did with topics that are dangerous, just change the characters and we can communicate freely

    • @nickstanly9952
      @nickstanly9952 Год назад

      We who?

    • @n0denz
      @n0denz Год назад +9

      Yeah, and it works because WE DON'T TALK ABOUT IT. You want the normies catching on? Because this is how the normies catch on.

    • @acat6145
      @acat6145 Год назад +1

      Their referring to Jews without actually knowing any thing about their history why does it seem like Jews own most banks because they more or less set up the institution ok let me explain back in medieval times modern banks didn’t exist they were controlled by banking families who were because of the kings and the papacy because please don’t kill or excommunicate me and so a way to get around the excommunication bit the families decided to hire Jews this is a brief history into medieval banking

    • @albertobarbosa4938
      @albertobarbosa4938 Год назад +1

      @@n0denz on the other hand I don't want my special snowflake memes to be stolen, on the other had red mountain-pilling the masses will always make Nerevar-Yismir proud

  • @Kaustich
    @Kaustich Год назад +12

    Love him or hate him he's spitting straight fire and war

  • @schalitz1
    @schalitz1 Год назад +20

    Dagoth is based as fuck. Also someone save this before it gets deleted lol 😆.

  • @n0denz
    @n0denz Год назад +11

    Well there goes his Adidas deal. The price of Sharmats is gonna go through the roof.

  • @furiousfinch1587
    @furiousfinch1587 Год назад +26

    _How peculiar._

  • @henrywalters4251
    @henrywalters4251 Год назад +27

    The funniest thing about this joke is when in Skyrim Delphine says the dragons are coming back and the thalmore had something to do with it. And they weren’t even dancing on the dragon tomb

    • @acat6145
      @acat6145 Год назад +5

      Hell she still think the Thalmor has something do with it even though a black dragon was there

  • @oujimandias6485
    @oujimandias6485 Год назад +16

    Ever thought where your taxed Septims go? That's right. The rebuilding of another Walking Brass.

  • @Ved000000
    @Ved000000 Год назад +15

    He's going Dagoth Con 3 on the Aldmeri Dominion.

  • @The_SmorgMan
    @The_SmorgMan Год назад +20

    This is S tier stuff. Even the Outlanders must recognize it’s superiority.

  • @georgelincolnrockwell6248
    @georgelincolnrockwell6248 Год назад +18

    HONORARY NORD

  • @wikipediafollower
    @wikipediafollower Год назад +24

    Altmer will always deny they run the Mages Guild, but why did my Redguard Kanyevir have to ask forgiveness from the Council of Aldarchs to get back in after they expelled him for mentioning who owns most of ships that go to Yokuda?

  • @friendlysperg1372
    @friendlysperg1372 Год назад +31

    The Altmer will always tell you why Masser and Secunda disappeared.. but they'll never tell you why.

  • @charlethemagne5466
    @charlethemagne5466 Год назад +31

    You know, Dagoth Ur does raise some valid questions

  • @sigmagamer76
    @sigmagamer76 Год назад +12

    Every being has something of value they brought to the table, especially Pelinal Whitestrake.

    • @arfumobiscali5571
      @arfumobiscali5571 Год назад +2

      That interview was Gold. Made me laugh like a maniac. Had to show and translate It to all my Friends lol

  • @IsaiahINRI
    @IsaiahINRI Год назад +9

    The High Elf is immunized against all dangers: one may call him a scoundrel, parasite,swindler, profiteer, it all runs off him like water off a raincoat. But call him a High Elf and you will be astonished at how he recoils, how injured he is, how he suddenly shrinks back:"I've been found out."

  • @MrMasterCGO
    @MrMasterCGO Год назад +40

    Dagoth Ur spitting straight facts

  • @spirenguard
    @spirenguard Год назад +16

    Free Dagoth, the high elves has seized his accounts and are trying to put him back on the redguard plantation. It is our duty to uncancel him because A) he made the album "I am a god ,how can you kill a god. And B) ...everything he said is true