Portion Control Diet | This Week In Zoltan Ep. 347

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @TJ-Network100
    @TJ-Network100 Год назад +5

    Too funny! "Episode number, I don't know.." Love ya Zoltan

  • @RangeGleasry
    @RangeGleasry Год назад +39

    It’s crazy to me that zoltan isn’t hugely popular but, adding to what he said about preferring it this way, I also kinda like being part of an exclusive “fan club”, it feels special

    • @Elketjeable
      @Elketjeable Год назад +1

      Oh YES!!!!❤😂

    • @patrickmaline4258
      @patrickmaline4258 Год назад

      you should care more about what other people think. your opinion isn’t valid unless other people agree.

    • @heathhanz4720
      @heathhanz4720 Год назад +2

      Everyone seems to regret getting too famous. Comes with baggage. And most people that get really famous have sacrificed their uniqueness in some way, conformed. Don't ever change, Zoltan!

    • @iamkyledenton
      @iamkyledenton Год назад +1

      @@patrickmaline4258I disagree

  • @AHTMLLC
    @AHTMLLC Год назад +6

    I was at your Friday night show in Denver and you totally deserved that standing ovation! You’re one of my favorite comedians. Keep doing you.🎉😊

  • @dianew6955
    @dianew6955 Год назад +2

    I just love love love Zoltan! He’s real and thought provoking. Thanks guy for being you!

  • @neen42
    @neen42 Год назад +8

    I remember eating the "new" Powerbar in high school at a track meet. Zoltan described it perfectly. It definitely was a threat to dental work.

  • @repentnow1720
    @repentnow1720 Год назад +4

    ZK - The wife and I are on Keto - you can eat as much meat and veg as you like - just VERY LOW Carbs (less than 30 grams a day) and ZERO Sugar.
    I'm never hungry, as I can eat when I feel the need - and I've lost 16 lbs so far (over 2 months). As an added bonus - inflammation has been radically reduced too!
    Can't wait for you to come back to Michigan! : )

  • @madelineschultz4968
    @madelineschultz4968 Год назад +2

    Damn, Zoltan! You are one of my FAVORITE comedians! You are so funny! I've been following you for years...

  • @danaw23
    @danaw23 Год назад +7

    I totally wanted to give you a standing ovation in Tacoma but I was in the very back. But I was waiting and surprised it didn’t happen. Also…didn’t know you’d gotten them before so it would have been authentic!

  • @dhfyrydjfjd
    @dhfyrydjfjd Год назад +2

    "You should keep that to yourself." 😂 I love Jim Gaffigan, he's hilarious. You're doing well, you'll blow up one of these days I just know it! Love from San Diego ♡♡♡

  • @BobbyLandiaPDX
    @BobbyLandiaPDX Год назад +5

    Embrace the fame, Zoltan! My co-worker and I saw you in Portland last we and we still can't stop laughing! I think you should re-name your portion-control diet "Jessica's Revenge!" :)

  • @obscuredgurl
    @obscuredgurl Год назад +1

    They taste best if u add a decent serving of date puree/raw honey combo before molding them.. it's still sugar but not refined sugar so ur body knows what to do with it later, cause yeah.. they'll taste like pant cuff crumbs without SOME kinda sweet in there 😁

  • @kylegordon00
    @kylegordon00 Год назад +4

    Loving the regular pods! I hope you keep this up every week - you gotta game that algo!
    It might be a cool idea to get a split screen for your pod producer or somehow include him on screen if you're going to have convo with him - it's kind of strange to have the camera on you and an empty seat while you carry on conversation with someone off camera.
    Can't wait to see you when you come back through Ohio!

  • @cathymcmillan7509
    @cathymcmillan7509 Год назад

    oh, yes, a special in December!! I will watch for that.

  • @heathersullivan7294
    @heathersullivan7294 Год назад +2

    Love your comedy! I keep checking your show schedule, hoping to see you’re coming to Charlotte NC area, would be great to see you live. Thanks for sharing man!

  • @itsmadi
    @itsmadi Год назад +4

    I hope you get a cohost or the other guy gets to sit next to you so you don't look so lonely LOL.

  • @ramiebecker1
    @ramiebecker1 Год назад +1

    I take the Amtrak all the time from Los Angeles to Fresno, and one of the stops is Corcoran, where the max security prison is - once home to Charles Manson! There are cons getting on every time, and they are usually friendly and are super stoked to get a beer and a hot dog from the cafe car. I've heard some BADASS stories from them over the years. 😆But yeah, there's still no guarantee they won't be eyeing that Ipad.

  • @laurarogers5225
    @laurarogers5225 Год назад +1

    Yeah something in common with Zoltan same weight and height. Love your clips, have to go to a live show sometime

  • @Dizzychick_MN
    @Dizzychick_MN Год назад +1

    Lol Culver's is delicious. If you have never been, you should check out Flameburger next time you come to Minneapolis. Great burgers, been around for decades 😊

  • @FeydaWeye
    @FeydaWeye Год назад

    I stood up for you on my phone😂 You are worth it!
    And you're way way better than Seinfeld!
    Add applesauce to quick oats, let set a few minutes then put on cookie sheet and bake until firm (approx 325 f)
    Add strawberries or apples or grapes, and/or walnuts and pecans to salad INSTEAD of dressing. It's delicious and healthy.
    Frozen grapes or berries instead of cold novelties.

  • @kimlooff2401
    @kimlooff2401 Год назад

    I don't know how I didn't know about you but ty for showing up in my feed absolutely hilarious and Great !!!❤

  • @jinni0611
    @jinni0611 Год назад +1

    Zoltan, the Apple Store will give you a security guard escort to your car if you ask them. I’ve had them accompany me when I’ve purchased a laptop

  • @starian2
    @starian2 8 месяцев назад

    I've never been on a portion controlled diet, but I just realized that one of my sisters always says, "that was the perfect amount of food," every time we go out for breakfast, lunch, or dinner! 🤣 I never thought anything of it until today.

  • @rikkiechambers4959
    @rikkiechambers4959 Год назад

    Love listening .. I am still sad that you moved East before I made it to so cal to see you live .

  • @dukemcqueen8861
    @dukemcqueen8861 Год назад +2

    i'm not sure if your running on nothing but coffee, cause of lack of sleep or your trying to send mores code cause you are really blinking alot or is it a nervous tick lol, remember just blink three times and we'll send in the S.W.A.t. team, hope you come back to our area soon my wife and i love your out look on life, it gets us laughing so hard we forget to breath !!!

  • @felinakyle
    @felinakyle Год назад +1

    i love how skinny he is yet he's so worried about his diet

  • @mduffee3503
    @mduffee3503 Год назад

    Been awhile, drove to see ZK in DC, when Winchester VA bright box cancelled, was worth the trip.

  • @pamelawood7200
    @pamelawood7200 Год назад

    You look great and have God given talent 😊👍

  • @dennylin5120
    @dennylin5120 Год назад

    Come to Seattle and we can get lunch! Red Mill Burgers!

  • @stitchface008
    @stitchface008 Год назад

    You gotta try Rallys in the Midwest. BIG bufurd burger and their fries are seasoned and battered. You're welcome.

  • @AtypicalPaul
    @AtypicalPaul Год назад

    Whenever you say your name, I think of that old Tom Hanks movie Big. Where there is Zoltar

  • @franciscosalas302
    @franciscosalas302 Год назад

    Next standing ovation
    Hang up the phone

  • @ramiebecker1
    @ramiebecker1 Год назад +2

    There is a classification on the BMI chart between "healthy weight" and "obese", it's just called "overweight"...aka "Husky". ☺

    • @sandiemccammon6343
      @sandiemccammon6343 Год назад +1

      I like husky better too-- seems less judgmental!😃

    • @ramiebecker1
      @ramiebecker1 Год назад

      @@sandiemccammon6343 Totally. I'm into husky!

  • @janicelarson1672
    @janicelarson1672 6 месяцев назад

    You are too modest! I am so spoiled by your very funny comedy that it is difficult to listen to what you consider more famous folk. Love your blog too!

  • @AtypicalPaul
    @AtypicalPaul Год назад

    Ticket master is insane.

  • @graciejones9480
    @graciejones9480 7 месяцев назад

    Darn it!!! I missed you!!

  • @AtypicalPaul
    @AtypicalPaul Год назад

    I saw the chili peppers at Woodstock 99

  • @88884tes
    @88884tes Год назад

    U r that goooood !!!!

  • @kcl060
    @kcl060 5 месяцев назад

    Zoltan, you don't need to lose weight in the least. You're just fine. One less thing to worry about. People are cruel, geez!

  • @cosmicsciencewitholiver7328
    @cosmicsciencewitholiver7328 Год назад +4

    Another 9/11? If you know about that a week before the rest of us there might be a problem 😅. Also you're very funny ❤

  • @danth3man99
    @danth3man99 Год назад

    Any plans for shows in Canada?

  • @christopherleibach1794
    @christopherleibach1794 Год назад +1

    What club wouldn't want you?!? Also please come back to Tampa!!

  • @sandiemccammon6343
    @sandiemccammon6343 Год назад +1

    Revelation talks about 100 pound hailstones falling in 16:21!😱💔

  • @lalah9481
    @lalah9481 Год назад

    Here’s a 4th in the race to the bottom (imo):
    The only thing inflated is the greed of corporations and billionaires.
    The lack of a solid ‘middle class’ will be our undoing here in the US; the people will take anarchy to their gated communities and shred the status quo. Greed kills.
    When the very things we need to survive are monetized, the end is near.
    Hopefully we recognize our collective power, and work together to better everyone’s lives-we are only as strong as our weakest link…
    During the pandemic everyone got off the hamster wheel and noticed what’s really happening.
    When corporations are making record profits while everyone else struggles, inevitably we call bs.
    (Reassessing what gives us joy isn’t a bad thing.)
    If the US fails for real, love us or hate us, the rest of the civilized world will be scrambling to fill the void.
    🤞🏼

  • @tinythet_rex8063
    @tinythet_rex8063 Год назад +1

    You can call her by her name 😅 not like we dont know it

  • @stephenmoore1541
    @stephenmoore1541 Год назад

    Holy crap, that was your wife. Dude, congrats, she's super hot and seems nice.

  • @hallelujahfreedom7457
    @hallelujahfreedom7457 Год назад

    Love this guy. Humble comic. But, wow, the hateful comments about old people have to stop. Ageism is dead.

  • @ActualRacerX
    @ActualRacerX Год назад

    ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️ ⭐️

  • @Orsch_Ir
    @Orsch_Ir Год назад

    ZOLTAN, HI

  • @AmeNivre
    @AmeNivre Год назад

    Lucas stagg

  • @FeydaWeye
    @FeydaWeye Год назад

    I live on $600 a month. WHEN WILL WIVES AND WIDOWS GET EQUAL PAY TO HUSBANDS?

  • @jaxabe3925
    @jaxabe3925 Год назад

    I hate standing ovations for any show, because they block the views and ruin the otherwise beautiful end of the show.

  • @nedimmrsic4650
    @nedimmrsic4650 Год назад

    this dude sometimes annoy me to the point where i have to watch Andrew Tate for 2 days after him.. But sometimes o bench watch him for hours n hours..

  • @sandiemccammon6343
    @sandiemccammon6343 Год назад

    But I want you and your wife and mom prepared so you’re gone before all this happens!!
    Read 1 Corinthians 15:3-4.
    I’ll send you a Bible if you need one❤️😄

  • @laurienvanderharst8053
    @laurienvanderharst8053 Год назад

    If you are going to have a conversation with the guy off camera, it looks a little sloppy. Could not decide if you could do it on your own.

    • @danaw23
      @danaw23 Год назад +6

      Be nice. And I disagree. I really enjoy when he doesn’t have a guest but still talks to the guy behind the camera.