Coffee Tok Is Diabolical

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  • Опубликовано: 15 дек 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @Layze
    @Layze  3 месяца назад +3708

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  • @SillyMacie
    @SillyMacie 3 месяца назад +12378

    "My water is obese and runs slow" 😂😂😂

  • @p3gasus-M
    @p3gasus-M 3 месяца назад +4023

    Honestly, i really appreciate you not actually waisting food in the coffee skit in the intro. Because you KNOW all those tiktokers aren't drinking all that and its all going down the drain.

    • @chimmypark1603
      @chimmypark1603 2 месяца назад +16

      💯

    • @MettatonLover
      @MettatonLover 2 месяца назад +4

      Nice pfp

    • @HuhWHODIDTHIS
      @HuhWHODIDTHIS 2 месяца назад +10

      REAL

    • @bunnnzvia3
      @bunnnzvia3 2 месяца назад +3

      Fr

    • @NotANewsiesReference
      @NotANewsiesReference 2 месяца назад +80

      To be fair, they could be drinking the whole thing, but storing it somewhere and drinking small portions at a time. Of course, they're "Tiktokers" so I wouldn't mistake them for having common sense, but as a person who is addicted to coffee, it would be the smartest choice for them and the coffee wouldn't go to waste. You know what I mean?

  • @pavuk3001
    @pavuk3001 3 месяца назад +5546

    15:42 the way both of you IMMEDIATELY stepped out of the car after taking a sip

    • @coIakat
      @coIakat 3 месяца назад +460

      Like father like son 😂

    • @j000li3
      @j000li3 3 месяца назад +127

      i lowkey thought layzes dad was arab for a second 😭

    • @strayberryskz
      @strayberryskz 2 месяца назад +13

      @@j000li3YEAHH OMHGG

    • @groovyhannah8517
      @groovyhannah8517 2 месяца назад +20

      @@j000li3 is layze italian? (his calendar in the beginning was in italian but ive never known what his accent is)

    • @mlokgerm
      @mlokgerm 2 месяца назад +40

      @@groovyhannah8517I swear he said something about being Albanian once but don’t take my word for it

  • @Oliver-we5zv
    @Oliver-we5zv 2 месяца назад +651

    DUDE THE GUY AT 19:11 IS KILLING ME 😭 Im native Spanish speaker and hes literally just talking about "nah bro this girl is about to die" "This one is getting sent to the hospital" and counting the pumps with such frustration, Im dying

  • @123bonniefanmichael5
    @123bonniefanmichael5 2 месяца назад +1827

    As an introvert who is so afraid of being judged i actually think you are so brave for ordering that dude 😭

    • @silververnallbells191
      @silververnallbells191 2 месяца назад +71

      You have to learn not to give a fck. You only have 1 life to live. No one is better than you & you're not less than anyone else.

    • @jiminsmxgicshop
      @jiminsmxgicshop 2 месяца назад +77

      especially when that person was like "15?!" I would've left out of embarrassment

    • @ROBLOX_PLAYER99
      @ROBLOX_PLAYER99 2 месяца назад +9

      @@silververnallbells191does that mean the famous person with millions of dollars and a bunch of fans and a nice build isn’t better than if a person is fat broke and hated

    • @LisaAdviceAndMusic
      @LisaAdviceAndMusic 2 месяца назад +18

      fr my social anxiety a$$ making a script every time I order food😭😭

    • @eugenesis8188
      @eugenesis8188 2 месяца назад +16

      Brother, that's called social anxiety, not introversion, and social anxiety can be fixed.
      I'm saying this as the most introverted man on this planet. Introversion is just a preference for being alone most of the time. When I don't talk to people, it's because I don't want to talk to them. However, I have very little, if any, social anxiety. So if I do need to talk to somebody, or make a phone call, or speak in front of people, it doesn't bother me.
      You should consider therapy, or at least watch some videos on dealing with social anxiety. It will make your life better.

  • @penithehedgehog
    @penithehedgehog 3 месяца назад +11453

    notice how layze doesnr ACTUALLY put in the ingredients and doesn’t waste food? very demure, very mindful, very cutesy

  • @caribbeanprincesses
    @caribbeanprincesses 3 месяца назад +2335

    i love the way how 12 pumps of caramel , 5 scoops of sugar, 15 pumps of cream and a teaspoon of coffee is considered coffee.

    • @rosesweetcharlotte
      @rosesweetcharlotte 3 месяца назад +156

      It's essentially syrup with a little bit of coffee flavoring

    • @BusinessTeapot
      @BusinessTeapot 3 месяца назад +56

      shits actual slop

    • @hazelmint6671
      @hazelmint6671 3 месяца назад +53

      It's coffee flavoured (if it even is able to be tasted) caramel (diabetic) drink.

    • @miaabbellaa
      @miaabbellaa 2 месяца назад +1

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @I_stole_your_cheese
      @I_stole_your_cheese 2 месяца назад +20

      Their pancreas is meeting God as we speak

  • @heartofvoice9999
    @heartofvoice9999 2 месяца назад +250

    I've had a worse Dunkin order. A girl orders every day-a large ice macchiato with 10 pumps of Carmel, 10 pumps of liquid cane sugar, 3 extra expressio shots (not ones included in macchiato build, 15 pumps of blueberry. And she orders every day sometimes twice a day 💀

    • @Drybons
      @Drybons Месяц назад +38

      Wtf how could anyone drink that thats probably like 7897686768 calories

    • @cameroonkendrick6312
      @cameroonkendrick6312 Месяц назад +20

      That’s actually toxic

    • @Bubblepoppixie
      @Bubblepoppixie Месяц назад +20

      that's basically battery acid

    • @Drybons
      @Drybons Месяц назад +22

      @@Bubblepoppixie Battery acid is probably healthier lmao

    • @HadilAyyad
      @HadilAyyad Месяц назад +6

      I’ve heard about people who have been in diabetic comas for less, what on earth 😭

  • @swimfast724
    @swimfast724 3 месяца назад +5613

    "Unlike you're dad I'm actually staying "
    "My water is obese it runs slow"
    😂😂😂😂😂 Layze comes out with the best lines

    • @Luckylaperd
      @Luckylaperd 3 месяца назад +74

      He is so original with his lines💀

    • @XxMarieStarsxX
      @XxMarieStarsxX 3 месяца назад +26

      ​@@Luckylaperd 😭😭🙏 you just better hope that no one thinks about the other love

    • @hateslayze
      @hateslayze 3 месяца назад +3

      I hate LAYZE sm

    • @hateslayze
      @hateslayze 3 месяца назад +3

      @@swimfast724 his dad didn’t stay and neither will I 😊

    • @HuhWHODIDTHIS
      @HuhWHODIDTHIS 2 месяца назад +4

      LMAO REAL

  • @Timekeepercookie-gr8xi
    @Timekeepercookie-gr8xi 3 месяца назад +3162

    Fun fact abt stormy: She's not a black cat, she's actually a tuxedo cat. Tuxedo cats are born when they run out of melanin (what is used to colour things. Like a cats fur, our skin tones, etc). Tuxedo cats aren't a breed tho

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 3 месяца назад +82

      Question, are cow prints cats really called cow prints or something else?

    • @cypressmacnamara512
      @cypressmacnamara512 3 месяца назад +210

      How do you run out of melanin 😭 where did it go

    • @BunnyDoesArtThings
      @BunnyDoesArtThings 3 месяца назад +235

      @cypressmacnamara512 the melanin goes to the grocery store to get milk just like my dad

    • @melissamccarthy3919
      @melissamccarthy3919 3 месяца назад +111

      The body stops producing it and that is why our hair turns gray when we get older ​@cypressmacnamara512

    • @PuchiMasserratti
      @PuchiMasserratti 3 месяца назад +59

      @@cypressmacnamara512 Bacically one part of the body does not generate it propertly

  • @みつきよくも
    @みつきよくも 3 месяца назад +1830

    I'm Asian (Japanese) I went to a Dunkin nearby, I asked the girl to give me the exact thing Christine ordered but they said they can't do more than 2 sugar and 3 caramel pumps lol.

    • @Riley_smt
      @Riley_smt 3 месяца назад +144

      Respect tho-

    • @HoneyBunches44
      @HoneyBunches44 2 месяца назад +71

      Are you not in America then? Cause at the very least it would have been an upcharge for each extra pump after pump 4 for a large

    • @みつきよくも
      @みつきよくも 2 месяца назад +132

      @@HoneyBunches44 I live in Japan

    • @HoneyBunches44
      @HoneyBunches44 2 месяца назад +37

      @@みつきよくも thaaat makes sense okay 👍

    • @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp
      @mollywhoppedsouls_pvp 2 месяца назад +20

      Good for them😂

  • @Dark_Rosessss
    @Dark_Rosessss 2 месяца назад +140

    "I don't want to talk to people!" Literally the most relatable thing I've ever heard.

  • @Liziazy
    @Liziazy 3 месяца назад +1218

    People are so wasteful… they aren’t drinking all of that because that much coffee would at the very least be an ER trip. They’re wasting all of this for views on the internet. Grown ass adults, bro.

    • @LucyFerr000
      @LucyFerr000 2 месяца назад +62

      unrelated but, reminds me of that youtube channel who cooks food and just throws them on the floor for the fun of it. usually revolves around eggs and noodles, and people eat that content up.

    • @prunusserrulata7686
      @prunusserrulata7686 2 месяца назад +17

      ​@@LucyFerr000How to basic?

    • @cat_lol-i2s
      @cat_lol-i2s 2 месяца назад +30

      @@prunusserrulata7686 i heard he uses expired food

    • @MyAramil
      @MyAramil 2 месяца назад +8

      @@cat_lol-i2s this is what I hear as well. Food that cannot be eaten normally.

    • @arianathenova1
      @arianathenova1 2 месяца назад +19

      I hope they store up the coffee and save it for like the next day or smth. My mom often makes atrocious amounts of food so my family can eat it for the next week.

  • @preachcat2006
    @preachcat2006 3 месяца назад +1442

    11:20 “i don’t wanna talk to people” same layze , same.

    • @Missing_me-11
      @Missing_me-11 3 месяца назад +9

      Real

    • @XCaptianXChaosX
      @XCaptianXChaosX 3 месяца назад +10

      Yea. That's way too much face to face with other people.
      LayZ's gonna need a week-long break from human contact.

    • @Yourlocalsnatcher6
      @Yourlocalsnatcher6 3 месяца назад +4

      Fr fr

    • @Urallrobots731
      @Urallrobots731 3 месяца назад +6

      11:26 lol I also avoid human interactions 😂😂

    • @guilt_y4u
      @guilt_y4u 3 месяца назад +1

      Fr

  • @weronika2463
    @weronika2463 3 месяца назад +1514

    I am European (Polish) and I am terrified by the portion sizes of food and drinks in the USA.

    • @superdarthangel
      @superdarthangel 3 месяца назад +154

      I live in the USA and I can't eat the full portions so I always have leftovers.. it's insane. 😭 I feel like the outcast because I can't down an entire large meal plus drink.

    • @weronika2463
      @weronika2463 3 месяца назад +45

      ​@@superdarthangelIn a restaurant like Heart Attack Grill I would choose one of these things: smallest burger, hot dog, fries. 😲

    • @yrwilight
      @yrwilight 3 месяца назад +37

      doslownie

    • @autinjones7194
      @autinjones7194 3 месяца назад +47

      American here. Me too! Its awful! Ive been trained from birth to shove absurd amounts of food down my throat! I cant save any money because i blow it on food i dont need and i don't have the self control to do anything about it!😢

    • @malinas9377
      @malinas9377 3 месяца назад +29

      Dosłownie jak można to jeść😭

  • @JoganJoestar17
    @JoganJoestar17 2 месяца назад +84

    Their toilets have to be praying for mercy every second

  • @beatificdreams
    @beatificdreams 2 месяца назад +1216

    I bet Christine is bringing that diabolical coffee back and using it all week for creamer in her coffee at home. It's actually genius.

    • @glorWaterson
      @glorWaterson 2 месяца назад +105

      This sounds like something Christine would say

    • @anne-vc7bg
      @anne-vc7bg 2 месяца назад +59

      Idk, I think creamers, caramel and sugar are cheaper. I didn't go that far with my sugar intake, but while I had a really hectic life, I'd actually live off coffee so about 4coffees, 16 teaspoons of sugar and 4 cups of milk from 6am to noon and then dinner at 8,9pm.
      I think she's actually living off these - stuff like nurses on a 12h shift that can't take a lunch break.

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 2 месяца назад +83

      Yeah my local cafe shop has this caramel sauce that they use on their coffee and it tastes so good. When I was about 8 months pregnant it was a huge craving of mine, so I just asked them if I could buy a takeout cup full of it 😂 I could in fact purchase a cup of caramel 😂 Turns out they even had a special button labeled “odd requests” and could sell takeout cups of certain items they used in their drinks/food (apparently “cup of whipped cream” and “cup of pickles” are rather popular haha)
      But the caramel sauce lasted ages (kept in the fridge) and I used it on my coffee, pancakes, bacon and basically everything else 😂🤷‍♀️

    • @cordulam
      @cordulam 2 месяца назад +9

      @@anne-vc7bg But this much sugar is an emetic. Nobody can drink it without throwing up.

    • @PaladinHD
      @PaladinHD 2 месяца назад +12

      Nah dog, she's like the bug guy from Men in Black... 😂

  • @someanimations0
    @someanimations0 3 месяца назад +1689

    19:11 as an native Spanish speaker and since he is form my same country that is how he express to be SHOCKED because he is literally just saying like “what the hell? 14 caramel pumps? Can y’all believe that? Nah this dude gonna die.”

    • @Forevergreenclover
      @Forevergreenclover 3 месяца назад +64

      I’m fluent in Spanish but I’m Brazilian so I have a hard time differentiating accents…which accent is this?

    • @szedz
      @szedz 3 месяца назад +17

      y la ñapa

    • @Jennifer-sh9zy
      @Jennifer-sh9zy 3 месяца назад +54

      He is a guy & as a Dominican myself I can guarantee he is Dominican lol

    • @hateslayze
      @hateslayze 3 месяца назад +1

      Spain is horrible

    • @alwayzatiger1
      @alwayzatiger1 3 месяца назад +10

      I think he’s Dominican lol

  • @lucas8141
    @lucas8141 2 месяца назад +605

    As a coffee drinker this traumatized me. Oh the fate of those poor drinks 😭

    • @TinkerbellWilliams-r7b
      @TinkerbellWilliams-r7b 2 месяца назад +5

      Fr

    • @KurtWagnerisnumber1fan
      @KurtWagnerisnumber1fan 2 месяца назад +17

      Fr a mug of coffee lasts me about an hour so if I was using the cups they use it last probably a entire day. they are wasting coffee for views it is just so wasteful 😢

    • @lucas8141
      @lucas8141 2 месяца назад +1

      @@KurtWagnerisnumber1fan exactly so wasteful and sad

    • @CATLOVESPEOPLE
      @CATLOVESPEOPLE 2 месяца назад

      @@lucas8141fr

    • @Sickle2z2
      @Sickle2z2 Месяц назад +2

      I don’t even make my own Coffee I just buy it…and damn I’m still crying

  • @avaniviii
    @avaniviii 2 месяца назад +28

    I did the math on the girl's coffee (9:01) and its somewhere around 1,215 calories. For reference, it is recommended for the average person to consume between 1,600 - 2,400cal (female) or 2,000 - 3,000cal (male) per day. Additionally, this "coffee" contains roughly 12 times the recommended daily intake of sugar at 599.8g total.

  • @Hey-Yall-Official
    @Hey-Yall-Official 3 месяца назад +582

    Layze’s Coffee recipe:
    3 quarters of water
    2 gallons of milk
    2 large cartons of coffee creamer
    A little barbecue sauce
    A spoon full of cat food
    And eclectic bug zapper
    2 gay guys kissing
    1 fully grown cat
    1 used tissue
    1 unused pad
    1 singular drop of coffee
    10/10 drink, recommend do try ❤😂

    • @KatQueenLilith
      @KatQueenLilith 2 месяца назад +13

      Thank you 🥰

    • @Hey-Yall-Official
      @Hey-Yall-Official 2 месяца назад +7

      @@KatQueenLilith ofc 🤣❤️

    • @KatQueenLilith
      @KatQueenLilith 2 месяца назад +18

      @@Hey-Yall-Official can't wait to make this in my house sized cup

    • @Hey-Yall-Official
      @Hey-Yall-Official 2 месяца назад +9

      @@KatQueenLilith don’t forget to make 75% of the drink ice 🤣

    • @KatQueenLilith
      @KatQueenLilith 2 месяца назад +4

      @@Hey-Yall-Official omg I almost forgot that thanks for reminding me

  • @zzzbladepookie
    @zzzbladepookie 3 месяца назад +392

    15:40 THE WAY LAYZ3 AND HIS DAD HAD THE SAME REACTION AFTRR DRINKING😭😭😭

  • @kiddieos
    @kiddieos 3 месяца назад +791

    coffee makes you poop, If they’re drinking this much coffee… are their bowels okay? 😭🙏

    • @arson_e.
      @arson_e. 3 месяца назад +64

      exactly 😭 i know that if i were to drink that much i would be stuck on the toilet for HOURS 😭

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 3 месяца назад +48

      Christine bowels are literally crying 😭 I love coffee but I don't drink that much

    • @YeetIsHere
      @YeetIsHere 3 месяца назад +20

      The bowels are cleared out for sure

    • @ThatGirlJD
      @ThatGirlJD 3 месяца назад +27

      ​@@highsourjamapple9141 she really isn't drinking that much coffee either. It was only a taste of coffee 😂

    • @StrawberryCakeStudiosYT
      @StrawberryCakeStudiosYT 3 месяца назад +15

      Gotta chime in as a coffee drinker… yeah my Bowels are great and it helps me a lot before I step out the house for an appointment. However, I’m a once a day coffee drinker girly so answers may vary🤣🤣🤣

  • @KaisharaBatrisyiaSenaKeii
    @KaisharaBatrisyiaSenaKeii 2 месяца назад +93

    8:34 that's not diabolical anymore, it's diabetic 😰😭

    • @mrelviss
      @mrelviss 2 месяца назад +6

      From diabolical to diabetic to diarrheaing life itself 😂

    • @Kattx00
      @Kattx00 Месяц назад +1

      You could say its….”diabetical”

    • @Kattx00
      @Kattx00 Месяц назад +4

      You could say its diabetical

  • @markermelon
    @markermelon 3 месяца назад +796

    havent seen a single person talk about this, so i will. under the vids of christine c’s orders, there are dunkin staffs who explain that many people do their orders in such ways, as a cheap way to make syrup according to their preferences. that order can probably last them a couple weeks cause theyre just using it to flavour their coffees. some customers admit to doing the same in the comments of those videos. no one is ordering 12 sugars and 15 pumps of chemicals and drink it in one go 😭

    • @raaaaaaarr
      @raaaaaaarr 3 месяца назад +93

      Makes sense. Lady i worked with used to give free coffees in tw morning to regulars. A few if them would dump all the cream in a cup and walk out

    • @Sedow1231
      @Sedow1231 2 месяца назад +38

      Makes sense, kinda smart

    • @reigazze
      @reigazze 2 месяца назад +34

      Yes but still, she ordered caramel and put it more sugar in it. I don't think that syrup is any good jajajaj

    • @kayleighf.6599
      @kayleighf.6599 2 месяца назад +47

      I was also thinking this. $4.12 for your custom creamer is way cheaper than anything at the grocery store.

    • @DJPoundPuppy
      @DJPoundPuppy 2 месяца назад

      ​It was $12.12 Layze ​called the drink$13. @@kayleighf.6599

  • @lilithGLMV
    @lilithGLMV 3 месяца назад +560

    My man is so real for the "I don't wanna talk to people 😭" at 11:17

    • @Iloveanimesosftu
      @Iloveanimesosftu 3 месяца назад +8

      Ikr😭😭

    • @pretty_cool248
      @pretty_cool248 3 месяца назад +11

      He is so like me. I'm not comfy talking to people too😭

    • @venti726
      @venti726 2 месяца назад +3

      Same 😭

    • @Collei_777
      @Collei_777 2 месяца назад +2

      Sounds like me when i have to go out😂

  • @Rizzlergodsigma
    @Rizzlergodsigma 3 месяца назад +751

    “Because my water is obese, and it runs slow,” truly inspiring

  • @maiziebug
    @maiziebug 2 месяца назад +28

    Good Sir- I just discovered that we reside in the same state! Thank you for the laughter it helps so much to fight the crippling depression and anxiety. Your commentary always has me laughing out loud, not as in “lol”, but actually literally laughing. Out Loud. ❤

  • @Mika-in4tc
    @Mika-in4tc 3 месяца назад +320

    We humbly appreciate you going out of your way and having actual human interactions for this video. 🤣

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 3 месяца назад +12

      Need to be like Layze and try to have human interactions 😭

  • @DEMURE-TEA-CUP
    @DEMURE-TEA-CUP 3 месяца назад +951

    “Get ready with me. To fix my coffee”. *adds one drop of coffee* I felt that🫢🤪🎀💗

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 3 месяца назад +10

      Had to keep the skinny figure while drinking coffee 🤭

    • @Human53-w4t
      @Human53-w4t 3 месяца назад +2

      Fr 🤭🤪🥰

    • @hateslayze
      @hateslayze 3 месяца назад

      Stop feeling it then

  • @police.wife_Amy
    @police.wife_Amy 3 месяца назад +1682

    My water is obese..

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 3 месяца назад +29

      I was 7 minutes late because my water was obese 😭

    • @popincandee
      @popincandee 3 месяца назад +3

      @@highsourjamapple9141nice profile picture!!

    • @urmomzbasement101
      @urmomzbasement101 3 месяца назад +1

      @@highsourjamapple9141girl i was 57

    • @T0TT4LY_N0T_ST4R
      @T0TT4LY_N0T_ST4R 3 месяца назад +1

      I was an hour late BC my water is obese 😭😭😭

    • @L1ttleCherub
      @L1ttleCherub 3 месяца назад

      ​@@T0TT4LY_N0T_ST4Rreal

  • @PartypooperWithAGunOSC
    @PartypooperWithAGunOSC Месяц назад +12

    20:07
    "I GOT DEPORTED BY SIX!"
    HELP THE OBJECT SHOW IS SUMMONING ME

  • @silly.fella.on.pawzsz
    @silly.fella.on.pawzsz 3 месяца назад +678

    I just had my dog put down today. Layze's videos are helping me through a hard time. Keep up the amazing work! Fly high Dexter.

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 3 месяца назад +44

      I'm so sorry to hear that, i hope you're alright and getting through it

    • @silly.fella.on.pawzsz
      @silly.fella.on.pawzsz 3 месяца назад +6

      @@highsourjamapple9141 tysm

    • @_Faithrandom_
      @_Faithrandom_ 3 месяца назад +12

      I am so sorry about that, I hope you can recover ❤

    • @silly.fella.on.pawzsz
      @silly.fella.on.pawzsz 3 месяца назад +5

      @@_Faithrandom_ tysm

    • @rosiered3403
      @rosiered3403 3 месяца назад +17

      Big hug ❤. I had to say goodbye to my cat in July and my dog in August. If you don't know the poem Rainbow Bridge, it's a cute story of where our pets go. I hope it's true.

  • @meikam8673
    @meikam8673 3 месяца назад +182

    I laughed so loud to know his dad was ACTUALLY there, waiting outside. Thank you for the support Daddy Lazye lmao

  • @geekysakura3826
    @geekysakura3826 3 месяца назад +166

    We need more of Layze dad. 😂 his reaction to the drink was great. I actually laughed out loud.

  • @Gabysxlife
    @Gabysxlife Месяц назад +12

    20:25 “10 pumps of lidiud sugar””she didn’t even order any coffee” “these diabetic people are crazy my people”

  • @Xena_da_menace
    @Xena_da_menace 3 месяца назад +444

    1:01 LAYZE STILL HAS THE FREAKING PADS?
    11:21 POOR LAYZEEEEE :(

  • @Bunnies4lifez
    @Bunnies4lifez 2 месяца назад +250

    “Say no to sugar racism” he says as he forgets to mention BROWN sugar

  • @Fae-ov5vs
    @Fae-ov5vs 3 месяца назад +454

    15:46 my dad just got diabetes 😭😭

  • @ErmActuallyAhh
    @ErmActuallyAhh 29 дней назад +14

    6:28
    "Should've definitely used the còndom"
    GOT ME ROLLING💀💀

  • @Janine_0303
    @Janine_0303 3 месяца назад +193

    Layze sitting in his car and ordering his drink with a iPad is giving either assistant or Rich boss vibes, I love it

  • @Billyloomis_I-love-me
    @Billyloomis_I-love-me 3 месяца назад +2445

    “unlike your dad I’m staying” I’m died from laughing
    edit: mom I’m famous

    • @myswanfc
      @myswanfc 3 месяца назад +17

      I think we all I’m died of laughter.

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 3 месяца назад +12

      Layze did not have to do us like that 😭

    • @KittyBroccoli
      @KittyBroccoli 3 месяца назад +20

      THE FACT THAT MY DAD ACTUALLY LEFT ME MADE IT 10X FUNNIER 😭

    • @Billyloomis_I-love-me
      @Billyloomis_I-love-me 3 месяца назад

      @@highsourjamapple9141 Fr

    • @Neuvillete4.6
      @Neuvillete4.6 3 месяца назад +6

      @@KittyBroccoli fr

  • @ravynwoods5902
    @ravynwoods5902 3 месяца назад +450

    I hate TikTok. It literally makes people stupid. Making the gigantic coffee is just a huge waste of money and it’s not entertaining or funny. What is the point. It’s dumb.

    • @JasmineBrown-ud2yf
      @JasmineBrown-ud2yf 3 месяца назад +26

      we betta start boycotting people who make food waste instead of commenting or soemthing (idk if I even used boycott correctly but they prolly only doing it for the money)

    • @Skogarmaor110
      @Skogarmaor110 3 месяца назад +1

      @@JasmineBrown-ud2yf Boycott means to stop buying something, or stop interacting with something/someone

    • @anesidora3084
      @anesidora3084 2 месяца назад

      Basically views. Dumb people making content for other dumb people

    • @ravynwoods5902
      @ravynwoods5902 2 месяца назад +2

      @@JasmineBrown-ud2yf I agree! The same way people started unfollowing celebrities.

    • @tiffanyhemingway8672
      @tiffanyhemingway8672 2 месяца назад +2

      Finally. A common sense comment

  • @mariapaula863
    @mariapaula863 2 месяца назад +27

    15:45 "my dad just got diabetes 😊"

  • @Yionkl3
    @Yionkl3 3 месяца назад +203

    I love it when layze makes ___tok videos

  • @CharlesCarby
    @CharlesCarby 3 месяца назад +626

    9:04 as a diabetic, I can confirm: whatever that abomination of a “coffee” is, would make me go from diabetic to dead within the first half of a sip (also why am I so popular like-)

    • @SnowAnayathatweirdgirl
      @SnowAnayathatweirdgirl 3 месяца назад +55

      I think that "coffee" would send the healthiest person into to cardiac arrest.

    • @zerotodona1495
      @zerotodona1495 3 месяца назад +32

      I’m not a diabetic but I’m pretty sure it would kill me

    • @divine555
      @divine555 3 месяца назад +14

      Something to note is sometime people (like myself) use sugar as a coping strategy to calm themselves from upsetting situations, so tbh it's likely Christine is just coping hard af from whatever she's going through, idk, just a theory

    • @queeny_Rose
      @queeny_Rose 3 месяца назад +8

      i’m also diabetic with tons of highs bc of my period i would in just smelling it die 😭

    • @Jack3.0lovesicecream
      @Jack3.0lovesicecream 3 месяца назад +7

      As a fellow diebtic I would die just thinking about it😭

  • @genosroootbeer
    @genosroootbeer 3 месяца назад +266

    I am a barista at Starbucks and the Dunkin videos remind me of some of the crazy orders I get. A favourite is a regular who orders this drink multiple times every week:
    Venti Iced Latte
    Line cup Carmel
    Light ice
    Single espresso shot
    3 vanilla syrup
    3 hazelnut syrup
    3 brown sugar syrup
    3 Carmel syrup
    3 toffee nut syrup
    3 mocha
    3 white mocha
    Extra Carmel drizzle.
    I’ve made this drink a couple times and all the flavors mixing together smells so bad. I’ve even seen drinks worse than this, believe it or not.
    Edit: I forgot to say what the drink was (i was writing this on my lunch break and was very tired lmao)

    • @marGOOOOOOOOOO
      @marGOOOOOOOOOO 3 месяца назад +30

      thanks for sharing this recipe 💕💕💕
      Can you tell us about other orders, so we can just die from sugar overdoze? 😇

    • @antonia1156
      @antonia1156 3 месяца назад +32

      i can’t even fathom what that would taste like 😭😭😭

    • @_pierr0t
      @_pierr0t 3 месяца назад

      ⁠@@antonia1156diabetes
      edit: actually probably death

    • @meggymoo5496
      @meggymoo5496 3 месяца назад +16

      Sounds like something foodie beauty would order and yep has type 2 diabetes and is on time medication and insulin also only know about this lady through reactions 😅

    • @wartanabadanooh7157
      @wartanabadanooh7157 3 месяца назад +2

      How many ch would that cost?

  • @ShyGhostBoy
    @ShyGhostBoy Месяц назад +29

    17:08 I'd say sister? She looks around Dario's/Layze's age so I'd say sister-
    (But if I'm wrong then she's his mom-)

    • @Itss.dounss.luvv0
      @Itss.dounss.luvv0 24 дня назад +2

      Its not his mom or sister so we still dont know who it is

    • @ShyGhostBoy
      @ShyGhostBoy 24 дня назад +2

      @@Itss.dounss.luvv0 oh kk

  • @L1FEISSTRANGEL0VER
    @L1FEISSTRANGEL0VER 3 месяца назад +274

    17:08 SHES SO BEAUTIFUL OMGGG

  • @sqnniee-nk5fs
    @sqnniee-nk5fs 3 месяца назад +102

    THE WAY THEY WERE LAUGHING AT YOUR ORDERR , THE THINGS YOU DO FOR US 😭

  • @evieford9738
    @evieford9738 3 месяца назад +90

    Former Dunkin employee here, and yeah can confirm these are pretty normal drink orders, especially regarding online orders.

    • @HadilAyyad
      @HadilAyyad Месяц назад +2

      I’m so shocked because without adding extra syrup to Dunkin’ drinks, they’re still really high calorie, how are these people alive 🤯

    • @evieford9738
      @evieford9738 Месяц назад +1

      @@HadilAyyadidk man. They just kept coming back 😂 I just kept thinking like bro if you don’t like coffee you don’t like coffee. You don’t need to force it. A lot of times they’d order the same thing so we knew a lot of them by name (the excessive syrup, cream, and sugar drinks were typically online or DoorDash)

  • @LisaAdviceAndMusic
    @LisaAdviceAndMusic 2 месяца назад +27

    1:23 '' perdona miss'' had me dying helpp

  • @S3YKOCH4N
    @S3YKOCH4N 3 месяца назад +219

    12:27 HES SO ADORABLE!! That mini heart attack when paying is so realllll!

    • @HuhWHODIDTHIS
      @HuhWHODIDTHIS 2 месяца назад +8

      IKRRR! AND HE LOOKS SO NICE WITH HIS GLASSESSSS

    • @vampirqzl
      @vampirqzl 5 дней назад +1

      @HuhWHODIDTHISdoes he use it for his vision up close? (i always wonder about this with people that wear glasses so pls dont ask 😞)

    • @HuhWHODIDTHIS
      @HuhWHODIDTHIS 5 дней назад

      @ he probably has to wear glasses while driving to be safer. I’m guessing he can’t see very far or it’s a bit blurry. It can make driving unsafe if he doesn’t wear them. :)

  • @MOLLY_M00NN
    @MOLLY_M00NN 3 месяца назад +598

    I nearly jumped outa my boots when I saw a layze notification

  • @ScarlettBrowning-b8b
    @ScarlettBrowning-b8b 3 месяца назад +297

    "No im just kidding, unlike your dad I'm actually staying" DAMN. 😔😭😭

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 3 месяца назад +7

      Layze did us so wrong with that 😭

    • @ScarlettBrowning-b8b
      @ScarlettBrowning-b8b 3 месяца назад +7

      @@highsourjamapple9141 fr tho like how'd he know- 😭🙏

    • @ily-im-sorry
      @ily-im-sorry 3 месяца назад

      ​@@highsourjamapple9141ikr 😭😭

    • @Ash-sk6yw
      @Ash-sk6yw 3 месяца назад

      ​@@highsourjamapple9141 fr😭😭😭

  • @sageyuzwa4725
    @sageyuzwa4725 2 месяца назад +24

    12:14 Regretting Life Choices😭😭

  • @kairosical
    @kairosical 2 месяца назад +92

    hi! dunkin employee here! the standard amount of pumps that go in a large is 4 (medium being 3, small 2, etc). so, a basic large coffee like cream & sugar would be 4 & 4. i unfortunately see orders like this a LOT. not only is it horrid to make, but i find it so entertaining. a free arm workout with the pumps too LMAOO
    edit bc i forgot: for each extra pump of sweetened flavor (caramel, mocha, french vanilla, etc), its an extra $0.10, and special milks cost an extra $0.50, i believe. it racks up QUICKLYYY

    • @Shenanigan1720
      @Shenanigan1720 2 месяца назад +1

      Ive been hearing that ppl do this, take it home and use it as cheap sweetener for their coffee.

  • @GoldenBuffy
    @GoldenBuffy 3 месяца назад +258

    I'm over here DYING. I worked for Dunkin and they undercharged you, ain't no way you only paid $5 for a large ice coffee with 15 pumps of caramel. After the four pumps you are charged 25 cents per pump. And the 75 cents for the almond milk.😂Gurl was like "He's gonna die from this so lets not charge him." We had one guy who would come through who got a similar order, his was a large ice coffee with 10 pumps caramel, 3 pumps vanilla, 8 cream, and 10 liquid sugar, with light ice.💀Literally a drop of coffee.

    • @sayoryeetbeems379
      @sayoryeetbeems379 2 месяца назад +25

      15?! Dude I worked for the same company and one chick would get three pumps of EVERYTHING WE HAD and complained that it tasted awful.
      We gotta start charging people more (.25 is reasonable) for extra shots from the cup standard because this is promoting so much issues beyond caffeine poisoning.

    • @oikawasreplacementrighttoe3051
      @oikawasreplacementrighttoe3051 2 месяца назад +6

      I can't help imagining a vine boom after each ingredient, did he even survive past a month after drinking that?

    • @dayanabenjume4801
      @dayanabenjume4801 2 месяца назад +4

      Thats crazy, ive worked at two dunkins and never charged for pumps of syrup

    • @kairosical
      @kairosical 2 месяца назад

      @@dayanabenjume4801i think it depends on location. my place only charges $0.10 per extra pump, but that didn’t start until maybe a year or so ago? so depending on how long ago you worked for dunkin it might not have been a thing yet

    • @alwayzatiger1
      @alwayzatiger1 2 месяца назад +4

      @@sayoryeetbeems379hmmm maybe they would take all the flavorings then go home and use it on their regular coffee in a more diluted version 🤔

  • @Z4NGELEYEZ
    @Z4NGELEYEZ 2 месяца назад +86

    Omfg tysm layze,my dad died by a malfunction in a elevator at where he worked,and Morgan Morgan helped us TYSM

  • @Pancipaci
    @Pancipaci 18 дней назад +5

    12:40 the way he smiled at the cashier like a true introvert😭

  • @ellajaime4565
    @ellajaime4565 2 месяца назад +72

    “A plastic bag wouldn’t do anything to me”
    🎶do you ever feel like a plastic bag drifting through the wind🎶
    “Muffled noises” 😮😮
    😂😂😂bruh the creativity 5 stars. 👏👏👏👏

  • @gazer3713
    @gazer3713 2 месяца назад +55

    Imagine layze ordering that cursed drink and the employee think its christine in disguise

  • @schroedzy
    @schroedzy 3 месяца назад +42

    the way your dad had the exact same reaction as you to the drink😭😭😭

  • @Aesthetic.Cherub
    @Aesthetic.Cherub 2 месяца назад +4

    19:13
    For anyone wanting to know what hes saying ima just sum it all up:
    Hes basically saying that the customer is gonna die from that drink, but apart from that hes js counting all the amount of everything

  • @Tuck-Shop
    @Tuck-Shop 2 месяца назад +66

    My large coffee is in a 30 floz / 900ml mug.
    Recipe.
    3 bags of Yorkshire tea
    Add boiling water until mostly full.
    Wait 5 minutes.
    Remove teabags.
    1.5 teaspoons of sugar.
    3 dashes of full cream milk.
    My large coffee is tea.

    • @yami-no-kami3586
      @yami-no-kami3586 2 месяца назад +1

      Same. Except it's just pure black tea in my 500ml mug.

  • @khloxe
    @khloxe 3 месяца назад +185

    layze always clocking everything "my water is obese and runs slow" shit is so real 😂

  • @Mariannafleming-k6q
    @Mariannafleming-k6q 3 месяца назад +88

    Therapy is so expensive that’s why we have layze 😭✋

  • @nikkiderby4794
    @nikkiderby4794 29 дней назад +1

    As a fellow introvert, realising you had to go through the drive through for that order gave me legit chills. I applaud you 👏

  • @asherk.1118
    @asherk.1118 3 месяца назад +325

    15:33 Layze dad reveal, papa lazyze 😅

    • @nisaba5752
      @nisaba5752 3 месяца назад +13

      It looks more like Layzina's Dad?

    • @xo7499
      @xo7499 3 месяца назад +7

      ​@@nisaba5752i was thinking that. Is layzina his wife?

    • @Jennieeeeeeeeeeeee
      @Jennieeeeeeeeeeeee 3 месяца назад +1

      Layze*

    • @asherk.1118
      @asherk.1118 3 месяца назад

      @@Jennieeeeeeeeeeeee thank you lol

    • @asherk.1118
      @asherk.1118 3 месяца назад +1

      @@nisaba5752 true lol they can be siblings

  • @MissOctoPush
    @MissOctoPush 2 месяца назад +24

    SO MUCH props to you for going through the drive through to order that drink 😭 my anxiety could NEVERRR

  • @jewa3622
    @jewa3622 3 месяца назад +65

    I'd be to embarrassed to make these crazy orders.

  • @1d0nt_kn0w-4nym0re
    @1d0nt_kn0w-4nym0re Месяц назад +23

    17:00 LAYZINAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @Bananabreadwithchocolatechips
    @Bananabreadwithchocolatechips 3 месяца назад +73

    "Unlike your dad I'm actually staying" FOUL 😭

  • @CapaLali
    @CapaLali 3 месяца назад +92

    who just randomly found layze and now love him

  • @MeltedSpaghetti99
    @MeltedSpaghetti99 3 месяца назад +119

    I don't even drink coffee, and these girls are over here drinking whole buckets of coffee 💀

    • @toecutterjones
      @toecutterjones 3 месяца назад +8

      If they ever try to stop they're in for a world of headache pain.

    • @ThatGirlJD
      @ThatGirlJD 3 месяца назад +3

      I hope they are sharing it with family and friends or throwing it out.

    • @Woo_Woo_Woman
      @Woo_Woo_Woman 3 месяца назад +2

      It's not really a bucket of coffee, the coffee is 5-10% 😅

    • @Cellystix3.0
      @Cellystix3.0 3 месяца назад +5

      As someone who makes coffee,WTF I DONT EVEN DRINK THAT MUCH IN A MONTH BRO

    • @jamieennen964
      @jamieennen964 3 месяца назад

      The smell of coffee makes me sick to my stomach. I can't can't go down that isle at the store. This is just ridiculous to me..
      The ridiculous level of literally everything ppl go to online for attention is crazy.. I don't understand. The level of waste on most vidz these days is disgusting.
      Social media is making an already brainwashed society..... BRAINDEAD!

  • @P4Paula539
    @P4Paula539 Месяц назад +20

    0:15 "water is obese and it runs slow" nahhhh

  • @eirxd5658
    @eirxd5658 3 месяца назад +85

    13:00 you can literally pour the drink in 5 gallons of water and it will be sweet as heck.

    • @Pirates.27
      @Pirates.27 2 месяца назад +2

      That's it though. They order one drink and use it as sirup for their coffee at home for several days.

  • @sqnniee-nk5fs
    @sqnniee-nk5fs 3 месяца назад +88

    6:11 THE VOICEE , I CAN'T BREATHE

  • @weird_pebble
    @weird_pebble 3 месяца назад +17

    “like father like son”
    *they both spit it out :3*

  • @AkaiKoruTT
    @AkaiKoruTT 2 месяца назад +6

    20:57 That person said "This one is going to be admitted to the hospital for diabetes" in spanish and i'm like dang😭

  • @fishiefish2249
    @fishiefish2249 3 месяца назад +140

    3:41 everything changed when the microplastics attacked

  • @liamthefruitbat.
    @liamthefruitbat. 3 месяца назад +96

    14:08 thats what she said

  • @daniellethomas3745
    @daniellethomas3745 2 месяца назад +43

    This guy is so funny…it’s been a while since I actually “loled” at anything on RUclips

    • @BenzBabe
      @BenzBabe Месяц назад

      Right i usually just think to myself oh yeah thats funny or clever… but Layze just says the dumbest shit, hilarious

  • @Lesinaa
    @Lesinaa Месяц назад +24

    16:39 did he say „Lesina“? Cuz ain’t no way he called me, that’s my name too😰💀

  • @imwatchingutehe
    @imwatchingutehe 3 месяца назад +289

    16:55 Layzina reveal🤪

    • @mluz1916
      @mluz1916 3 месяца назад +16

      Wifey?

    • @Stanleycupmarshmallow
      @Stanleycupmarshmallow 3 месяца назад +5

      WE LOVE LAYZINA

    • @imgay8996
      @imgay8996 3 месяца назад +57

      @@mluz1916 since his dad was here I think his family is visiting him so thats most likely his sister, see how much she looks like his dad!!!

    • @lizasarkar584
      @lizasarkar584 3 месяца назад +6

      Oh wait that actually makes sense ​@imgay8996

    • @urlocalellaaa
      @urlocalellaaa 3 месяца назад +1

      MAKI PFPPPPPP

  • @Jellzy_Daniella_Animations
    @Jellzy_Daniella_Animations 2 месяца назад +32

    The correct title to this video should be:
    Coffee Tok Is *Diabetic*

  • @F1SH_1.0
    @F1SH_1.0 3 месяца назад +57

    Film Cooper and Layze always post so close together and it gets me so hyped. I feel like a kid on Christmas, two videos from my favourite creator's!? FOR MEEE!?

    • @highsourjamapple9141
      @highsourjamapple9141 3 месяца назад +3

      No because I literally got a Film Cooper notification some hour ago, and then Layze uploaded 😭

    • @melissamccarthy3919
      @melissamccarthy3919 3 месяца назад

      Question, what do you feel like on a non-posting day? A kid in a sewage plant?😊😊😊

    • @F1SH_1.0
      @F1SH_1.0 3 месяца назад

      @@melissamccarthy3919 yeah. Or like the empty shell of a grenade, a lifeless fish with no water, a house with no heating, a painting with no imagination, or mabye even a pocket without use. (Upset)

    • @melissamccarthy3919
      @melissamccarthy3919 3 месяца назад

      @F1SH_1.0 well it's good that they posted today then

    • @nisaba5752
      @nisaba5752 3 месяца назад

      Me tooooooo😂

  • @allyshah1212
    @allyshah1212 Месяц назад +7

    20:48 did you steal my blanket???

  • @sarabeth3891
    @sarabeth3891 3 месяца назад +63

    “Unlike your dad, I’m actually staying”
    Damn you just called fatherless people out dude

  • @animemusicluver1
    @animemusicluver1 3 месяца назад +50

    12:00 *Not all heroes wear capes*

  • @ripinjang
    @ripinjang 2 месяца назад +6

    on 19:21 the guy was talking about how the drink will kill him because it’s so much of sugar and he brought up the pumper things

  • @cassiehartford8997
    @cassiehartford8997 3 месяца назад +90

    12:42 the look when you passed over the FUCKING IPAD!!! LOL 😂

  • @The_EXTRAREAL_nagitokomaeda
    @The_EXTRAREAL_nagitokomaeda 3 месяца назад +137

    1:01 thank you so much for sharing this recipe, I will definitely be sharing this with my book club

  • @Im-an-artist--5678
    @Im-an-artist--5678 3 месяца назад +43

    1:11 Ngl that drop of coffee was PERFECT

  • @--RBuo84
    @--RBuo84 3 месяца назад +139

    12:12 he got a random dude on the parking lot to sit next to him in the car so Layze is brave enough to order the coffee 🤣🤣🤣

  • @HannaDanielsdottir
    @HannaDanielsdottir 3 месяца назад +31

    The way layzes dad does the exact same after tasting the drink😭😭👏

  • @cecile886
    @cecile886 2 месяца назад +16

    My coffee recipe: 1/4 glass coffee (brewed or concentrate), 1/4 glass milk, 1/2 glass water (hot or cold depending on how I'm feeling; if adding ice, count it with water measurement), some sort of sweetening agent (1 packet or a little chocolate syrup). My coffee order: medium mocha (hot or iced depending on how I'm feeling).
    Edit: if I'm feeling extra or just want a different flavor that day, I'll add (up to a capful of) caramel syrup instead of (same amount) or with (each being half the amount) (up to a tsp of) chocolate sauce.

  • @kittyalchery
    @kittyalchery 25 дней назад +1

    I've been watching Layze for about a year now (on my TV too), so happy one year layze-versary to me :]

  • @Toby_notfound
    @Toby_notfound 3 месяца назад +39

    "Unlike a dad I'm actually staying" HIT HARD