I love how they have that little string barrier up to keep the dozen of people in the crowd from going wild with Crokinole energy and storming the battleground.
"Uah! He so skillfully blasted my piece off of the playing field. Fortunately, that left his piece fairly open for retaliation. I think the move in this situation would be to come from an angle of 12.6 or 12.7 degrees off center in order to avoid the pegs while maintaining the best angle of attack. Then, the ricochet should put my piece in an optimal position, gaining me the advantage. Now, I just need to flick with utmost precision to avoid the dreaded overshoot. As my teacher always told me, take a deep breath and focus..." Tune in next time to see if our hero can overcome the odds to make the ultimate shot!
Yes yes yes the best ever commentator ever. I love how you talk and play with words. You are the best man. Im going to start listening to you everyday or until I get sick of you or you start making sum due stuff. But I have a good feeling that ant going to happen. Thank you for this great video
You can see that security had to take some serious measures, fully encircling the Colosseum arena with fortified fences to mitigate the aftermath of an inevitable stampede as the crazed crowds rush in celebrating the end an epic finale, of such a legendary championship.
@@Snowy_Breeze its funny, in the first video he was just making everything up, but in this one he seemed to have done his research. For instance, Brian cook is actually one of the best ever, and darren carr is an "up and comer" who surprised us all at this tournament (2019 world championships)
1:23 I love how intensely Slater looks at his own hand in a deep, self-reflecting way thinking about his destiny and how he was born to be a Crokinole champion
Fun fact, my dad would take me and my siblings to compete at this tournament every year from roughly 2013-2017. When i first found your video a couple years I nearly pissed myself from start to finish and it brought back many many mind numbing memories.
Smash Er His grandpa made it to the championship but his opponent flicked a piece so fast and it hit his grandpa and killed him instantly. The commenter is now training to be the best Crokinole player ever
Michael Jr. Chretin yeah it’s an intense moment in crokinole history, and any real fan would know that they use 2019 guy instrumental as the crokinole world championship theme
I beg to differ, this corokinole world championship is actually very important but he down plays it with the sarcasm in his voice, just the audio would make this game not sound that great, visuals without the audio would be more respectable.
When i was 12 my friend and I went with his grandparents to a Crokinole night with a bunch of old people and during that night I consumed 8 pies. Truly one of my greatest accomplishments
The 2020 finals will be much different 😂. Both be in face masks, sat inside a perspex box, counters be antibaced after every round and the kiss be reduced. Covid us running this once great sport..
Similar style to bocci, petanque, shuffleboard, curling, etc.. There are a lot of games about placing your piece in a specific spot and knocking the other player's pieces away.
@Kyle Sundberg are you a bot or something? How come this cool cal chicken bone guy advertises his channel literally everywhere and now there's random bots or whoever you are advertising it too.
Just imagine the level of physical training and minutes of cardio training per day it would take to sit there and flick that bean over and over and over...
I think I need a crokinole movie from Adam Sandler, he goes to prison and everyone hates each other and then he makes everyone come together by playing crokinole against the guards.
And we can have a witty inmate that befriends Adam, but a tragic turn comes to the story when it all seems to be looking up for him. We'll call it... *The Longest Crokinole*
Lowstressed we can also have a mean guard who keep on confiscating crokinole boards from inmates and making it harder for them to have fun, so the inmates play it on horrible boards made in their cells. To show the guard that nothing can stop them from becoming what they always wanted to be, crokinole players.
@@mokaa.9553 One of the guards sees the passion that Crokinole brings to the inmates, and can see that he needs any competitive edge to beat the inmates at their own game! So he starts taking performance enhancing steroids. Then Adam convinces one of the more trusted inmates in charge of cleaning the guard's locker room to switch the steroids to estrogen pills to put a fork in the guard's plans
“World championship” There are only 2 guys on earth who knew this game existed and they took 2nd & 3rd. 1st was scooped by the commentary because that’s the only reason I stayed.
I was having trouble becoming immersed in such an intense event because of the sensory overload of all the moaning women and screaming fans. Thank you Charlie for your commentary with heavy metal background music for putting me in the zone.
After last year's tragedy, it's good to see they're taking safety seriously. Would be nice to see them install some safety nets though. Another decapitation would really spell the end of any sponsorships and put the sport's future in jeopardy.
Beautiful and riveting commentary by Charlie! If he was a baseball commentator, a lot less people would call that sport an unbearable and boring sh*t to watch
I don't get why people hate on baseball. Football (American) is just a bunch of sweaty dudes running back and fourth with a misshapen ball and piling on top of one another for said misshapen ball.
@@BlueOvals24 as opposed to euro football, which is the same thing but you're not allowed to beat the opponent to death like ???? ? ?? ? damn bring bad gladiator sports
I just want to say your videos always make me laugh and smile, thank you for continuing to post these videos, they've helped me out of many dark moments of my life. I just lost a close friend to covid and it's been super rough for me but watching your videos have cheered me up a ton. Thank you and please never stop what you do.
You think mere mortals can attend to this championship. You are delusional? Hahaha my briefshorts are full of piss of laughter! .Only the best of the best the highest class, higher than New world order. High as god and jesus christ can attend to this godly battle between Justin 'fuck you later' Slater and '' sore 'loser'' Carr.
I feel like Charlie would like a sport called "LA GunFights". Veterans put into an enclosed space and given real guns(with paint-tip bullets) and fighting hand-to-hand when the ammo runs out.
@@schnibist You asked "Who's that?" and since penguinz0 is the only person I mentioned in my comment, I assume you were asking who penguinz0 was. To which I responded is the guy talking in the video. So if you were asking about someone else, you should have clarified.
I am actually a huge crokinole fan. Back in school we had a good board installed in an area of the auditorium, and me and a few other people loved to play it. We most played doubles, because that way, for people could play and it was a way to balance teams, since we had quite varying levels of experience.
You and thousands of others that have randomly clicked this weird recommendation is figuring this out what is crokinole and why did it pop up in my algorithm pornhub maybe?
Obviously not a Canadian, are you. I hadn't played mine in years so I've gifted mine to some Syrian refugees so they could learn to fit in. Their kids love it . (True story) (really)
So for those who don’t know; it’s essentially a scaled down version of shuffleboard. You have to knock off your opponents puck or at least touch it. And you want to aim for the centre circle for the most points. You can’t get points for the centre if your opponents puck is on the board without touching it. In order to have your puck be allowed on, it must touch the opponents puck thus you want to try to shoot it off and keep yours on. Those posts in middle have rubber on them so your piece can ricochet if you don’t aim carefully. Once you are done shooting all your pieces totals are calculated based on how many pucks you have on the board and the point zones. It does actually take skill and can be a fun board playing type family game . You can play with four people as well. (partners).
Don't forget the fact that soccer players cry like babies from the slightest touch. Now compare that to these two alpha males smiling away debilitating mistakes... A whole soccer team can't compete with the testosterone levels of just these two guys.
So, guy in the blue coat: wholesome outing with adult daughters, or is this another one of those obscure sports old men somehow use to pull *like mad* ?
Nah. That's just the legendary immoral crokinole god and his latest concubines. In exchange for being with such a godlike figure of pure testosterone and unadulterated masculinity, they must attend every crokinole tournament.
@@mangocoffee510 No, no, the sports aren't old, the men/women who follow them are. Sports like.. like.. umm... "Ferret Legging is an endurance contest to see who can keep a ferret in their trousers the longest." Yeah, if a sultry grammy said she enjoys watching people tank ferret attacks with their nethers, I'd ask her to take me along next time she goes to a live legging.
I love how they have that little string barrier up to keep the dozen of people in the crowd from going wild with Crokinole energy and storming the battleground.
Funniest comment I've ever read
Your name is simp lol
hahahaha!
From the thumbnail I thought it was taped to the forehead of the dude in green. I had to see wtf this was all about.
It's for the a list groupies
The only thing that wouldve made this better is If there was five minutes of narrarated strategy and plotting before each shot.
then insert a character backstory or flashback before he suddenly shouts "THIS IS FOR MY SON" and then takes the shot
"Uah! He so skillfully blasted my piece off of the playing field. Fortunately, that left his piece fairly open for retaliation. I think the move in this situation would be to come from an angle of 12.6 or 12.7 degrees off center in order to avoid the pegs while maintaining the best angle of attack. Then, the ricochet should put my piece in an optimal position, gaining me the advantage. Now, I just need to flick with utmost precision to avoid the dreaded overshoot. As my teacher always told me, take a deep breath and focus..."
Tune in next time to see if our hero can overcome the odds to make the ultimate shot!
Can't wait to see the next episode of this anime.
I would love it for the show to be at its climax then they cut to some side character's back story.
"This mustn't register on an emotional level"
“Can we get the dealership on the phone? Because this Carr was made without breaks” was definitely one of the greatest Crokinole casts of all time
100% agreed
brakes***
uTubeNoITube that’s the pun lol that’s why he spelt it like that
@@ayooobro you're wrong
@@ayooobro that isn't the pun at all. Are you a native English speaker?
This is possibly the best commentating that has ever graced my ear holes.
This guy could be the commentator of old ladies kniting scarfs and I would watch.
i agree
Yes yes yes the best ever commentator ever. I love how you talk and play with words. You are the best man. Im going to start listening to you everyday or until I get sick of you or you start making sum due stuff. But I have a good feeling that ant going to happen. Thank you for this great video
It was actually pretty lame. Tried too hard but I mean if that’s your sense of humor then that’s fair
Eye holes
thanks charlie now i want a Crokinole anime
Dani hallo
There was one about shogi (japanese chess) so anything is possible
Lol 2 comments
Wata fak
There is already a quizbowl anime, we could go for a Crokinole anime too
You can see that security had to take some serious measures, fully encircling the Colosseum arena with fortified fences to mitigate the aftermath of an inevitable stampede as the crazed crowds rush in celebrating the end an epic finale, of such a legendary championship.
i booked a seat 9 years in advance but i still couldn’t get in
No it was the raw power in those flicks
In previous years the groupies couldnt restrain themselves
Sarwat Arannya Right? Even invisible people are there, they hated it though because others kept sitting on them.
'Yer have a way with words, Tommy'.
Thank you Charlie for introducing hundreds of thousands of people to the world of Crokinole.
Tf
😐
FIGHT ME
bruh this is already a well known generic board game
Why are you everywhere!!!???
I arrived because of the "Recommended", I stayed because of the commentary.
Same
same
Same
Same and I have no idea what I just watched
Same i have no idea what's going on
If Charlie ever wanted to quit RUclips he could easily become the most successful Sports Commentator to ever exist.
He could become many things
Wow here before 5000 likes
JUSTIN COMMENTED ON A PENQUINZ0 VIDEO!?
Wait... what if Justin Y. Is Justin Slater? And the Y just stands for his middle name? Hmmmm
Caleb Wolbach he is always here
If this could be in the Olympics that'd be great
ikr?
If Charlie could just host the Olympics 🤣
Wtf hoax hotel? Go make me more videos to watch
I wish slapping was olympic, i would pay to watch vassily slap other guys around.
I think it's called Curling
The audience looks like they’re waiting at an airport
Lmfao
No, this event took place in an airport
The audience were waiting for their flights and had nothing better to do
This actually wasn’t a tournament, they just got one of their buds to film and edit while the other two play and wait for the plane
Prolly are
A crowd of 50 old people and.. 3million... online viewers showed up for this amazing event.
If Charlie became the official spokesman and commentator of the Crokinole Big Leagues, I'd watch religiously.
In Jesus' Name
Same here. Charlie"Jesus"Boi is the best commentator in the world
@@sailorsaturn6210 no ozzy man is the best commentator
@@Progi 😐
@@Progi Nah Ozzyman lost his touch.
This was a total nail biter!! Legendary sportsmanship here
yes.
completely amazing sportsmanship.
What a stinky farter
I can smell the pungent, greasy, tryhard, ass sweat through my screen. What a match.
Edge of your seat action!!
Yo Charlie did his research for this one damn! Justin Slater here AMA
would you say that you are the goat?
How does one become pro
What is this? Does Charlie make any sense in this video or is he making it all up?
@@Snowy_Breeze its funny, in the first video he was just making everything up, but in this one he seemed to have done his research. For instance, Brian cook is actually one of the best ever, and darren carr is an "up and comer" who surprised us all at this tournament (2019 world championships)
How did you get into Crokinole? And how was it first like?
“We’ve already had five spectators die of just pure excitement”
How every spectator looks like:
👁 👄 👁
ruclips.net/video/MPsL0_LWhGg/видео.html
Dont forget about the five in the hospital
Thank you I could have never figured out what expression they had on their faces until I read this comment
Charlie could make paint drying into the worlds biggest event.
RTGame already streamed paint drying tho. Charlie couldnt compete with such riveting entertainment
RT already did that
People who watch this crap are the same kind of people who would watch a guy open pokemon cards for 45 minutes ........oh wait 😆😆
BILLY you really told them
1:23 I love how intensely Slater looks at his own hand in a deep, self-reflecting way thinking about his destiny and how he was born to be a Crokinole champion
*dramatic orchestral music plays*
"It's all come down to this, Slater. You've made it."
"... I need more power!"
ruclips.net/video/t7F3NsoULc4/видео.html yt
_that’s exactly what he’s frikking doing too you just know it_
Because he's an anime protagonist
No idea what this is but it genuinely looks fun lol
notice me father
Lol looks like caroms
honestly its a really great game. I have a board and its super easy to learn and is really fun to play!
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Hello milkman
Fun fact, my dad would take me and my siblings to compete at this tournament every year from roughly 2013-2017. When i first found your video a couple years I nearly pissed myself from start to finish and it brought back many many mind numbing memories.
This looks like curling: the board game
That's what I thought
Juice Box That can be the title of the anime .
Probably why the green shirt guy is wearing a curling club shirt
It basically is. Invented by mennonites in southern Ontario
Micro shuffle board with (somehow) bigger scoring zones? I have no idea what I just saw
i learned how to play this back when my grandpa was alive, he taught me and it was fun. May he rest in peace.
rest in peace ✌🏼
BRO SAME,
Did he die of excitement while playing???
Smash Er hahaha
Smash Er His grandpa made it to the championship but his opponent flicked a piece so fast and it hit his grandpa and killed him instantly. The commenter is now training to be the best Crokinole player ever
I like how he has the instrumental of 2019 Guy playing in the background.
Michael Jr. Chretin yeah it’s an intense moment in crokinole history, and any real fan would know that they use 2019 guy instrumental as the crokinole world championship theme
lol. i thought this is my own music in the backround...
Was looking for this comment. Good job on reaching the video before me lol
Would be cool if they had Slow Motion shots. Like for that “illegal move”
The level of control and accuracy... Is beyond Godlike
They’re too powerful to be kept alive
Sojiro would shit his pants
Why yes of course, hasn't it been obvious all along?
Stop trying to make the sport seem hard lmao it’s for weak people who can’t play real sports
Hehe
Imagine listening to this without the visuals you would think this is the greatest game on the planet lol
Ha ha ha
Are you trying to say it isn't?
I beg to differ, this corokinole world championship is actually very important but he down plays it with the sarcasm in his voice, just the audio would make this game not sound that great, visuals without the audio would be more respectable.
I unironically think this is better than 90% of soccer, basketball, football, and baseball games
Thats how charlie makes every sport sound like, dude makes proffesional slappers sound like god killing beings
This looks like chess for people that draw hentai for a living
so better chess then
So chess for Morbidly Obese loners then?
So chess but not played by a bunch of nerds
So chess for the upper echelon?
So chess
1. Is this a joke?
2. Does this game actually exist?
3. Why am I watching this?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crokinole
It is what people played before they got the internet and became lazy
@@moefritz9568 good drinking game.. until you hurt a finger
@@Scotian6444 my grandmother owned one when I was young.... Fun game
@@moefritz9568 can still buy boards... store has them here.. but its like 70 bucks
“They didn’t do the ceremonial French kissing.”
I'm still laughing at that
How dare they!
Such bad sportsmanship
I imagined that shit
When i was 12 my friend and I went with his grandparents to a Crokinole night with a bunch of old people and during that night I consumed 8 pies. Truly one of my greatest accomplishments
8 pieces...?
@@johnfulcher8448 Nah 8 pies
Pliez!!! MDR!!
Charlie: "Their shaking hands and ..... no kiss? very bad sportsmanship."
indeed it is.
The 2020 finals will be much different 😂. Both be in face masks, sat inside a perspex box, counters be antibaced after every round and the kiss be reduced. Covid us running this once great sport..
666th like
@@JohnJohnson-br7si cool
No ceremonial french kissing. Dang.
Anytime I see this thumbnail it just looks like there’s a line going from his eye to his opponents hand. Gets me every time.
When I first saw it that’s what I thought the game was like someone tugs you as your try to make shots hahah
"The tone of the room has completely changed" as we watch the same bored crowd staring the same direction as before.
Also, by the end, "crowd is electric, crowd is going absolutely wild, there's pandemonium out here"
Board
@@jimnickels3751 What kind of "board" do you think he's talking about?
@@buggart the playing board. I overlooked the word crowd, didnt see it was an adjective. Thought I saw a mistake but, I guess I was mistaken
@@jimnickels3751 that's ok, everyone has their moments XD
I was today years old when I learned about this game.
Same lol
Was just about to say the same thing
Growing up I thought everyone knew what this was, hahaha all my friend's parents had a table at home. My Dad handcrafted one just a couple years ago
I have no idea what im watching lol
Similar style to bocci, petanque, shuffleboard, curling, etc.. There are a lot of games about placing your piece in a specific spot and knocking the other player's pieces away.
“can we get the dealership on the phone because this Carr has no brakes” 🤣🤣
😂😂 i'm dead 💀
Top 10 Greatest Lines
I completely missed that
i'd use that line everyday if i was named Carr
I dont think commentary could get any better . Wow absolute magic to my ears. This man is experienced
Every time Justin puts in a crokinole disk, a woman somewhere in the world gets wet.
@Kyle Sundberg are you a bot or something? How come this cool cal chicken bone guy advertises his channel literally everywhere and now there's random bots or whoever you are advertising it too.
I’m a guy, but it certainly greased my asshole
I shoulda taken Charlie’s advice 😥
Not wet,pregnant
Instant violent discharge hentai style
Thing is - you are technically right. And that scares me.
2019 guy instrumental playing in the background the whole time was nice
If he wasn’t talking this would be so boring
Kyle Sundberg that was the stupidest shit I’ve ever seen in my entire life.
Coolerthan Afrieza I think they have to put it into the hole?
Ha? Hatdog! In the- 😳
Looks like it could be something a little fun to play with a friend, but yeah watching this without Charlie would suck.
Coolerthan Afrieza lmao I’m still trying to figure out how you score 😂
"Can we get the dealership on the phone? Because this carr was made without brakes" dead
“And one of his family members will excuted after the match” I’m crying
To be fair, when there's only 5 dudes competing, it's not that hard to get into the finals.
Mitch Connor I thought of getting a board but then I saw the price tag.
Big words for a guy who doesn't play Crokinole
The rest are dead
Classic. Just talk down on things you don't know about.
Just imagine the level of physical training and minutes of cardio training per day it would take to sit there and flick that bean over and over and over...
Let’s just be thankful that this is a mans game
Sounds like a sport Tik Tok girls would be good at.
Ho ho hoooo.... i see...
Oh its years
Peaches N’ Scream ur pic being jfk from clone high makes this comment so much fuckin better lmaooo
Your commentary is unmatched. The world needs more. MORE.
I think I need a crokinole movie from Adam Sandler, he goes to prison and everyone hates each other and then he makes everyone come together by playing crokinole against the guards.
So that football movie he did but with crokinole?
And we can have a witty inmate that befriends Adam, but a tragic turn comes to the story when it all seems to be looking up for him. We'll call it... *The Longest Crokinole*
Lowstressed we can also have a mean guard who keep on confiscating crokinole boards from inmates and making it harder for them to have fun, so the inmates play it on horrible boards made in their cells. To show the guard that nothing can stop them from becoming what they always wanted to be, crokinole players.
Can we make it so he goes to prison and it then it turns out its not a movie?
@@mokaa.9553 One of the guards sees the passion that Crokinole brings to the inmates, and can see that he needs any competitive edge to beat the inmates at their own game! So he starts taking performance enhancing steroids. Then Adam convinces one of the more trusted inmates in charge of cleaning the guard's locker room to switch the steroids to estrogen pills to put a fork in the guard's plans
"and one of his family members will be executed after the match." lmao
I had no idea this was a thing, but Charlie never disappoints
South Ontario mennonite board game. Insanely popular in my rural community and family line
Charlie makes video of random board game that most people dont know about but hes an expert commentator at it
@@nicholaswilliams4598 me too! All the old people in south west ontario have a board.
“World championship”
There are only 2 guys on earth who knew this game existed and they took 2nd & 3rd.
1st was scooped by the commentary because that’s the only reason I stayed.
Exactly it's like creating a new game that no one plays and calling urself WC
There's more testosterone in this video than the slapping tournament
Justin Slater is just Kelly Slater's long lost brother
Ye just like that jojo reference in kill la kill
Nah slapping is amazing much better than crokinole
Satsuki!!!!! Ryuuko!!!
I would'nt have the balls to sit down against these guys, i'd be afraid they might start flicking my nuts under the table.
4:37 this is actually the Quetzalcoatl technique used by the ancient Aztecs. They did invent the game after all...
That’s why The Aztecs Mayans etc we’re wiped out
The same Aztecs that did dub step?
He brought back Beef Testosterone.
He brought back Crokinole.
What's next?
"The Real" Series?
Man i could use some real series and Anthony Sullivan right now
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide, but somehow I have TWO HOT RUclipsR girlfriends. Thanks for being a future subscryber, dear ther
The Real Imposter
I really miss his Oregon Trail videos
I was having trouble becoming immersed in such an intense event because of the sensory overload of all the moaning women and screaming fans. Thank you Charlie for your commentary with heavy metal background music for putting me in the zone.
Proof that Charlie can make anything interesting with his comentary
As expected from such a renowned famous Hunger Games Actor and Chess Champion
Legendary author Genghis Swan
True
It’s such an extreme sport the referee has to wear a high visibility vest.
OMFG i didn’t notice that........ gotta watch out for rogue crokinole chips or if someone gets frustrated and flips the board over
After last year's tragedy, it's good to see they're taking safety seriously. Would be nice to see them install some safety nets though. Another decapitation would really spell the end of any sponsorships and put the sport's future in jeopardy.
Is it true? Did you really kill all those German POWs?😳
High impact sports are no joke
And my god, the crowd is going ABSOLUTELY WILD, there's pandemonium out there
Beautiful and riveting commentary by Charlie! If he was a baseball commentator, a lot less people would call that sport an unbearable and boring sh*t to watch
I don't know two shits about baseball yet if Charlie was to commentate on it i'd gladly pay to watch it
I don't get why people hate on baseball. Football (American) is just a bunch of sweaty dudes running back and fourth with a misshapen ball and piling on top of one another for said misshapen ball.
@@BlueOvals24 as opposed to euro football, which is the same thing but you're not allowed to beat the opponent to death like ???? ? ?? ?
damn bring bad gladiator sports
@@user6122 You mean Rugby? That sport isn't exempt from this.
@@BlueOvals24 i always thought football (soccer) and rugby were different
im going to throw a fit :c
0:16 I love how green signifies loss and red is winning in the world of pro Crokinole competition.
I just want to say your videos always make me laugh and smile, thank you for continuing to post these videos, they've helped me out of many dark moments of my life. I just lost a close friend to covid and it's been super rough for me but watching your videos have cheered me up a ton. Thank you and please never stop what you do.
“World championship” *10 audience members*
ruclips.net/video/t7F3NsoULc4/видео.html uy
Just like super bowl "world" championship
thise are the only 10 people in the world rich enough to own a crokinile table.
You think mere mortals can attend to this championship. You are delusional? Hahaha my briefshorts are full of piss of laughter! .Only the best of the best the highest class, higher than New world order. High as god and jesus christ can attend to this godly battle between Justin 'fuck you later' Slater and '' sore 'loser'' Carr.
A ticket costs 1 mil
Sadly, I have to leave early. Or I'm afraid I'll start getting recommendations of... this.
😂 you played yourself when you clicked
EMBRACE IT
I learned about this game from his last coverage of these tournaments. This did not disappoint
“Can we get the dealership on the phone because this car was made without brakes”😭😭😭😭😭
Made me chuckle, too.
A little bummed about the poor sportsmanship. You don't see a good french kiss after a Crokinole Championship anymore Ill tell ya whut.
not even a lil smooch smdh
Heard they were doing it in protest to some political thing.
@@PleasentDddd im so sick of this! Bring politics out of crokinole!
I feel like Charlie would like a sport called "LA GunFights". Veterans put into an enclosed space and given real guns(with paint-tip bullets) and fighting hand-to-hand when the ammo runs out.
You missed Carr hit his signature move the Carr accident where he knocked the enemy’s krokinole out of the ring and placed his in the scoring pit
10 seconds in and Charlie already has me laughing. how do you do this man
"Up there at the top with Jesus Christ"
Don't needa be such a narcissist Charlie damn 😤
He is Jesus.
@@willoverdoseonmusic ye that's the point
He was talking about Justin Slater lol
Be warned, everyone: If you like an obscure board game of any kind, penguinz0 will torch your ass.
who's that?
@@schnibist The guy commentating this video?
Huh?
@@schnibist You asked "Who's that?" and since penguinz0 is the only person I mentioned in my comment, I assume you were asking who penguinz0 was. To which I responded is the guy talking in the video. So if you were asking about someone else, you should have clarified.
@@Maxx_XIII now you're just fucking with me, come on man it was a simple enough question
I am actually a huge crokinole fan.
Back in school we had a good board installed in an area of the auditorium, and me and a few other people loved to play it.
We most played doubles, because that way, for people could play and it was a way to balance teams, since we had quite varying levels of experience.
The fact that 2019 Guy is playing in the background makes this a thousand times better
I though I was the only one who noticed, but I’m glad I’m not haha
Charlie is such a Chad. He uses the instrumental version of his own song from 2019
Was hoping that someone else would notice
"Very poor sportsmanship from Carr. They didn't do the ceremonial French kissing" LMFAO IM DYING XDDD
Slater commented doing a AMA, he was asked why he didnt french kiss, he replied saying he only kisses the homies gnight
I clicked out of curiosity. I stayed because of the godlike commentary
Honestly this is some of the best commentary I’ve ever heard in my life
This commentator is the man. Jesus Christ, Noah.
John Wick himself
Noah of ... Noah ...
Why was this recommended lmao
What even is crokinole
You and thousands of others that have randomly clicked this weird recommendation is figuring this out what is crokinole and why did it pop up in my algorithm pornhub maybe?
@@maxbartholic8090 now people are popping into pornhub to look into whatever crokinole has to offer on pornhub.
@@oddlyonlyjack9560 🤣🤣🤣
Obviously not a Canadian, are you. I hadn't played mine in years so I've gifted mine to some Syrian refugees so they could learn to fit in. Their kids love it . (True story) (really)
Clearly my new favorite sport
“Now they’re gonna kiss on the mouth” 😭
could you imagine going into a sports commentary career and winding up as a Crokinole announcer????
That’s when you know you’ve arrived
I can’t believe how reckless these guys are .... playing without eye protection !!!!✌🏼
So this is what Gabe is doing after the Office.
Aside from Silicon Valley
So for those who don’t know; it’s essentially a scaled down version of shuffleboard. You have to knock off your opponents puck or at least touch it. And you want to aim for the centre circle for the most points. You can’t get points for the centre if your opponents puck is on the board without touching it. In order to have your puck be allowed on, it must touch the opponents puck thus you want to try to shoot it off and keep yours on. Those posts in middle have rubber on them so your piece can ricochet if you don’t aim carefully. Once you are done shooting all your pieces totals are calculated based on how many pucks you have on the board and the point zones. It does actually take skill and can be a fun board playing type family game . You can play with four people as well. (partners).
AKA tldr. its shuffle board mixed with the game of marbles.
I can already imagine Charlie becoming a champion in this sport too
Well he would have to beat all 3 people
"He's going up there with some of the greats in history, like George Washington, Jesus Christ" LMAO
soccer after 70minutes -> score is 0:0
every single second of crokinole -> pure testosterone
btw i draw stupid stuff if anyone cares
Don't forget the fact that soccer players cry like babies from the slightest touch. Now compare that to these two alpha males smiling away debilitating mistakes... A whole soccer team can't compete with the testosterone levels of just these two guys.
Pentti Koivuniemi can we just get these real men to play soccer?
@@penttikoivuniemi2146 honestly i would cry like a bitch too, if it meant my team getting in a preferable position, since so much money is involved
So you are really good at self portraits?
Yes i know, I just couldn't resist saying it.
*the sun unleashed a massive EMP, frying the world’s power grid* “I guess I could learn Crokinole, I guess.”
Slaters smile at that end was filled with hidden contempt and brimming rage, offscreen there was a brawl just before the family execution
That has to be the largest Crokinole audience turnout in history
Slater’s eyes look like those pucks
I don’t even understand crokinole, but this is some great game play and commentary, I’m very invested
This is actually super entertaining when Charlie casts this
The old man who's laser focused is actually wholesome
Nobody:
Slater's resume: 5 time world crokinole champion 🏆
Consecutive too
Something about the curling shirt kills me. “Oh, you’re into curling too, I could have never guessed”
So, guy in the blue coat: wholesome outing with adult daughters, or is this another one of those obscure sports old men somehow use to pull *like mad* ?
He probably is the sensei and those girls are his trophies.
Nah. That's just the legendary immoral crokinole god and his latest concubines. In exchange for being with such a godlike figure of pure testosterone and unadulterated masculinity, they must attend every crokinole tournament.
What obscure old sports are you talking about?
@@mangocoffee510 No, no, the sports aren't old, the men/women who follow them are. Sports like.. like.. umm...
"Ferret Legging is an endurance contest to see who can keep a ferret in their trousers the longest."
Yeah, if a sultry grammy said she enjoys watching people tank ferret attacks with their nethers, I'd ask her to take me along next time she goes to a live legging.
This dude is wearing a curling shirt to the world championship of a different game, you gotta love that.
isn't crokinole a canadian game as well?
2 games that no one plays
Phantomghost0012 what do ya mean? Curling is a fuckin banger of a sport!
*let's get this guy a nike sponsor*
^^^^^^^
I promise I will somehow use the phrase "Nuts to Butts" at work this week
did you do it
Imagine if this is actually a pre-recorded video clip and Charlie was actually the commentator for that game.
*And, just like that, Crokinole flicked its way into our hearts.*
Therapist: 2017 cr1tikal doesn't exist anymore, he cant hurt you
2017 cr1tikal:
Damn is the other Crokinole video already that old
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"today is your lucky day a-hole..."
What a nice intro you got there
Welcome!