"It's like Amazon showing up at your house in a tank" This quote is just awesome. The fact that the trade federation has an army in and of itself is the reason they should have been sent to prison immediately.
The Republic, and this is actual canon, passed legislation that made it legal for the Trade Federation to have an army. The Outer Rim, essentially the wild west, had very little protection from the Republic, and so saw attacks from pirates and others. Yet the Outer Rim offered very valuable materials. So, in part thanks to Palpatine and Corp lobbyists, the Republic allowed the Trade Federation to create their own army. It was only later, after the Trade Federation had created a monopoly on all goods traveling between the Outer Rim and Core Worlds, that they saw this as a problem.
@@Kingneo0053 It does fit with the whole "the republic is a late-stage capitalist hellhole" metaphor lucas was going for. Obviously these dumb mfs would consider granting private corporations the right to raise armies before considering actually protecting their territory
@@renevil2105 Padme and the guard captain had some uncharacteristically flat line delivery in a scene on Tatooine. Jar Jar can be seen off to the side mouthing the same words as they are being said, almost like he is using force persuasion. Jar Jar also has a huge jump off screen during the battle in Theed, the droids on screen track his movement with their heads and it isn't a height a non-force user could reach.
Charlie, this shit is too funny. This is just what I need, when getting caffeinated in the morning, before I do a couple of loads of laundry. I swear, Liam, Ewan, and Hayden must know about these videos, by now. There has to be a Zoom call with them all watching it in tandem. Looking forward to Part 2 of the Jar Jar Theory.
Aww, you didn't point out all the times Jar Jar is mouthing words in the background that other characters would be saying, as if he's putting the words in their mouth. Also, his hand gesturing when he talks at integral moments may be like a Jedi mind trick to influence people, such as his promotions and his speech in the senate for Palpatine to get emergency powers. And his clumbsiness has been compared to drunk-fist wushu, where you act intentionally staggeringly drunk in order to fool your opponent.
And how the entire prequel series has parallels to Azimove’s foundations series with the only character missing being the Motley Fool. An incredibly powerful immortal who plays at being an annoying idiot while secretly manipulating everyone with the intent of plunging the galaxy into chaos.
It’s not far fetched to think that George Lucas directed Phantom Menace with the Darth Jar Jar theory in mind, but following Jar Jar’s huge unpopularity following that movie’s release I think he dropped that plot line. Which is why we see none of that in the next two movies.
4:48 _"you suckin big doodoo this time"_ 7:42 _"oh, Maxi bit the Force. Well that smells stinkabith"_ Yes, Qui-Gon. A toddler _did_ invent this language. 5:43 *_*HRBRBRBLRLRLRBRRLLRRRBRBBRBRLRLRLR*_* He has such a way with words...
Man, this is what disney shoudl have done. about everything. FIrst, sith JarJar was a must, he was plagueis all along, perfect. Second, Kenobi series being about Obi wan just chilling with Qui Gon's ghost, talking about old times. That was what we fans wanted to see.
what concerns me more is all Gungans have eyes that look very close to the sith so it would be hard to tell that one of them has awakened as a sith as they could hide among them.
what about the time he waved his hand at sebulba, and influenced him to let him go, or when he acts clumsy in the droid battle, but somehow ends up accurately dodging and destroying the droids?
This is both hilarious and genius! Just sitting back on a day off watching reruns of your "highlights" and talking smack the whole time - this, this would honestly be something I'd pay to watch regularly! Not joking...
I mean, in the original comic type for Winnie he did things like not inviting Eeyore to his own birthday party because he would just bring the mood down, makes sense.
yo i appreciate the honesty and the forthcoming, i give mad respect and propts to u it was funny relative to the scen and for the most part matched each ones character and demeanor that was gold and using the jar jar thing as ma mcarrot on a stick threw the hole love loved it
Lucas did admit that he did have big plans for Jar Jar but made last minute changes based on fan reception. Anyhow an interesting aspect of the Darth Jar Jar Theory is the comparisons to Yoda in the Empire Strikes Back. Yoda in that movie is based on a story telling trope of encountering a character that at first seems to be insignificant but later reveals to be very important to the story. When Luke first met Yoda, he did come off as a badly written comic relief character like Jar Jar, only to be revealed later to be the Master Jedi that Luke was seeking. Can totally buy the idea that the prequels meant to have an evil inverse of that type of character. Tho the reason why Yoda works is because his Twist was revealed in the same movie he was introduced in, while it pretty clear that if they are going to do a big twist with Jar Jar it would have been in the next 2 movies. This Theory came out just before the release of The Force Awakens, and some people speculate that they may incorporate the Darth Jar Jar Theory into the new Trilogy. Not sure Jar Jar would work, but having the main villian being a loose end from the past movies would have been better than bringing back Palpatine
Adding upon the throw away gag relief character, the prequels had a lot of correlation to Azimoves foundations series. The only major character without 1 to 1 representation is the Motley Fool, who much like darth jar jar came across as a useless idiot, but was secretly a scheming immortal manipulating everyone with the intent of plunging the galaxy into chaos.
I've always thought to myself, how did he get banished for being clumsy after the gymnastics he pulled to dive into the water? Idk but eitherway this was spectacular 😂😂 loved it
To be honest, when I first saw Episode I in the theatre on opening night back in ‘99 I was actually into it. But…the first major sign that things weren’t quite up to par was when that gungan said to Jar Jar, “Youssa in big doo doo dis time.” Not to mention that farting camel thing. Ughh…….
So jar jar WAS 100% going to be the big bad. George Lucas always said jar jar was the key.. he's the most important. He's his favorite character.. But jar jar got such a TERRIBLE review and everyone hated him so much that George Lucas had to go back and find a new big bad. That's why Count Dooku literally popped up out of nowhere.
You could do react of that battle Scene where jar jar destroyed everything while trying not to fall or that one of he playing to be Jedi in an episode of clone wars
And the biggest fish is always Death, no matter the terms of your endearments. And no sense of Doom will complete you, or compel you to gather up new instant visions.
i saw one of these videos on facenook and i really thought for months that it was actually ewan mcgregor until i found this youtube channel clearly titled "not obi-wan kenobi" silly me lol good impression of him though, spot on!!
The head shake is saying he is getting everyone's attention he is about to state a kings decree and negate a previous decree! Boom de gasa! And das it is!
I can not wait for Mando season 3! Not because I really want to see it, but because you’ll have more material to goof on! Hey can you work in some digs on Kathleen Kennedy and how she’s helping to destroy the Star Wars franchise? Keep these coming Charlie!!! Love laughing this hard!
Hello there
GENERAL KENOBI
Hello There
Hi
It's over, you have the coach.
Not general kenobi
The obi-wan saying " I'm going to force lightning you piglet, * electric fuzziness noizes* made me slit out my drink out of laughter 🤣
"It's like Amazon showing up at your house in a tank" This quote is just awesome. The fact that the trade federation has an army in and of itself is the reason they should have been sent to prison immediately.
Except he was just making a joke. Its really more like the British and Dutch "India companies"
The Republic, and this is actual canon, passed legislation that made it legal for the Trade Federation to have an army. The Outer Rim, essentially the wild west, had very little protection from the Republic, and so saw attacks from pirates and others.
Yet the Outer Rim offered very valuable materials. So, in part thanks to Palpatine and Corp lobbyists, the Republic allowed the Trade Federation to create their own army.
It was only later, after the Trade Federation had created a monopoly on all goods traveling between the Outer Rim and Core Worlds, that they saw this as a problem.
@@Kingneo0053 It does fit with the whole "the republic is a late-stage capitalist hellhole" metaphor lucas was going for. Obviously these dumb mfs would consider granting private corporations the right to raise armies before considering actually protecting their territory
hello tyrant.
The East India Company didn't have a private army at first. You would be surprised how well business and military operations go together.
"Oh I'm going to force lightening you piglet. mwhaa hmmm hmm" 🤣🤣🤣
Ok you killed me with the Darth Winnie the Pooh impersonation. Haha
Be fun to see Obi-Wan & Ventress's flirting being roasted.
"It's like amazon showing up at your house with a tank. "
When they deliver to Chicago, they probably should.
"Only the force can judge me" lmmfao
The way obi-wan says "its alright, greta got him" so was fuckin funny to me.
Darth Jar-Jar is a fan theory I find very compelling, and interesting.
Believing it is super easy, barely an inconvenience.
Oh, really?
Does 3 front flips then nose dive at the end into a lake. Yet they don't use that leaping ability in battle at the end towards the droids.
@@renevil2105 Padme and the guard captain had some uncharacteristically flat line delivery in a scene on Tatooine. Jar Jar can be seen off to the side mouthing the same words as they are being said, almost like he is using force persuasion. Jar Jar also has a huge jump off screen during the battle in Theed, the droids on screen track his movement with their heads and it isn't a height a non-force user could reach.
@@GekoHayate he also uses the jedi mind trick on Subobba.
That Darth Winnie Pooh impression was hilarious! xD
It was!
We do have Darth Winnie the Pooh, he's in China.
@@nujevad28 fortunately, he's too incompetent for force lightnings
Had me fucking dead
@@nujevad28 Surely, it's Darth Pooh, Winnie is his pre-Sith name?
Charlie, this shit is too funny. This is just what I need, when getting caffeinated in the morning, before I do a couple of loads of laundry. I swear, Liam, Ewan, and Hayden must know about these videos, by now. There has to be a Zoom call with them all watching it in tandem. Looking forward to Part 2 of the Jar Jar Theory.
7:48 “I thought about grabbing his little Eye Testis…”
That is all…
Crylaughing at that😂
With the statement "Only a Sith speaks in absolutes" which is itself an absolute. Obi wan declares himself a Sith.
"I'm going to force lightning you piglet".... classic Obi Wan!
Aww, you didn't point out all the times Jar Jar is mouthing words in the background that other characters would be saying, as if he's putting the words in their mouth. Also, his hand gesturing when he talks at integral moments may be like a Jedi mind trick to influence people, such as his promotions and his speech in the senate for Palpatine to get emergency powers. And his clumbsiness has been compared to drunk-fist wushu, where you act intentionally staggeringly drunk in order to fool your opponent.
Not to mention his entire routine is basically what we see of Yoda first time on screen.
Not to mention Dookus ship is Jar Jars face
And how the entire prequel series has parallels to Azimove’s foundations series with the only character missing being the Motley Fool. An incredibly powerful immortal who plays at being an annoying idiot while secretly manipulating everyone with the intent of plunging the galaxy into chaos.
It’s not far fetched to think that George Lucas directed Phantom Menace with the Darth Jar Jar theory in mind, but following Jar Jar’s huge unpopularity following that movie’s release I think he dropped that plot line. Which is why we see none of that in the next two movies.
i was expectig those scenes
When Jar Jar shows up on screen and Qui said "here we effin go" with a mouth full of chips I honestly lost it
4:48 _"you suckin big doodoo this time"_
7:42 _"oh, Maxi bit the Force. Well that smells stinkabith"_
Yes, Qui-Gon. A toddler _did_ invent this language.
5:43 *_*HRBRBRBLRLRLRBRRLLRRRBRBBRBRLRLRLR*_*
He has such a way with words...
Can’t wait for the rest of this! Always a great time!
We definitely need a part 2 to this
Sith whinnie the poo impression was spot on
the skill of convincingly sounding like it's McGregor's Obi-Wan doing each of Oz's Yoda and McDiarmid's Darth Sidious in this episode - wow!
Man, this is what disney shoudl have done. about everything. FIrst, sith JarJar was a must, he was plagueis all along, perfect. Second, Kenobi series being about Obi wan just chilling with Qui Gon's ghost, talking about old times. That was what we fans wanted to see.
There’s always a bigger fish, THATS AN ABSOLUTE, OBI-WAN GET YOUR WEAPON
what concerns me more is all Gungans have eyes that look very close to the sith so it would be hard to tell that one of them has awakened as a sith as they could hide among them.
I legitimately laughed when you said "im going to force lightning you piglet, mhmhmmhmmmhm."
It's been 8 months. I really need a part two. He has compelled me to beg.
That Darth Poo impression was actually quite unsettling.
Palps to Jar-Jar: I'm sorry I manipulated you into giving me emergency powers, it was wrong.
Jar-Jar: Right Palpy, yousa manipulated me, okay Palpy
The voices are so good, how are the voices so perfect? I love this!
"Oh save it for 4chan Obiwan"
My sides have become one with the force
These videos are so effing Hilarious!! The writing is brilliant and the effects are amazing!! Please keep making these 🤣😂👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
what about the time he waved his hand at sebulba, and influenced him to let him go, or when he acts clumsy in the droid battle, but somehow ends up accurately dodging and destroying the droids?
This is both hilarious and genius! Just sitting back on a day off watching reruns of your "highlights" and talking smack the whole time - this, this would honestly be something I'd pay to watch regularly! Not joking...
General Kenobi you are a bold one
*You know, Winnie the Pooh being a Sith Lord is kinda an appropriate allegory at this time!*
I mean, in the original comic type for Winnie he did things like not inviting Eeyore to his own birthday party because he would just bring the mood down, makes sense.
I can see that Obi-wan lives with a medical professional. "Medical Specialities Handbook, Oxford"
This was wonderful 😍😂🤣 even had a perfect Pooh! 🤭👍💖
That’s better than a constipated Pooh.
The biggest sign he is a sith is the emotions he brings out of you.
General Kenobis
Bro's replying to his alt account 😂 Love your videos, man!
This is getting out of hand now there are two of them!
Wait what
Super funny I love your videos keep up the amazing work
Thanks BP!
@@NotObi-WanKenobi I just got a travel / flight commercial from RUclips while watching this that was voiced by ewan mcgregor
Looool "that's not a force ĵump, nowhere near enough tuck" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
yo i appreciate the honesty and the forthcoming, i give mad respect and propts to u it was funny relative to the scen and for the most part matched each ones character and demeanor that was gold
and using the jar jar thing as ma mcarrot on a stick threw the hole love loved it
I've become addicted to these so called "deep fake bad impressions"
"Sir, what are midichlorians?"
"It's Jedi heroin."
I LOVE THESE SO MUCH
That line about the bigger fish line
The Darth Jar Jar Theory is even funnier when seen this way!! 💯💯
This my new favourite RUclips channel 😂
Lucas did admit that he did have big plans for Jar Jar but made last minute changes based on fan reception.
Anyhow an interesting aspect of the Darth Jar Jar Theory is the comparisons to Yoda in the Empire Strikes Back. Yoda in that movie is based on a story telling trope of encountering a character that at first seems to be insignificant but later reveals to be very important to the story. When Luke first met Yoda, he did come off as a badly written comic relief character like Jar Jar, only to be revealed later to be the Master Jedi that Luke was seeking. Can totally buy the idea that the prequels meant to have an evil inverse of that type of character. Tho the reason why Yoda works is because his Twist was revealed in the same movie he was introduced in, while it pretty clear that if they are going to do a big twist with Jar Jar it would have been in the next 2 movies.
This Theory came out just before the release of The Force Awakens, and some people speculate that they may incorporate the Darth Jar Jar Theory into the new Trilogy. Not sure Jar Jar would work, but having the main villian being a loose end from the past movies would have been better than bringing back Palpatine
Adding upon the throw away gag relief character, the prequels had a lot of correlation to Azimoves foundations series. The only major character without 1 to 1 representation is the Motley Fool, who much like darth jar jar came across as a useless idiot, but was secretly a scheming immortal manipulating everyone with the intent of plunging the galaxy into chaos.
and also it would be a reference to the "mule" of Isaac Asimov's foundation.
Qui Gon dropping f bombs is amazing ngl lmao
I've always thought to myself, how did he get banished for being clumsy after the gymnastics he pulled to dive into the water? Idk but eitherway this was spectacular 😂😂 loved it
"Obi-Juan" lol
Solid Pooh impression that
Hello there your interpretation of Obi wan is on point fantastic work 👍 and may the force be with you
7:48 - 8:00 seriously this dialogue is one of the funniest shit I have ever heard
To be honest, when I first saw Episode I in the theatre on opening night back in ‘99 I was actually into it. But…the first major sign that things weren’t quite up to par was when that gungan said to Jar Jar, “Youssa in big doo doo dis time.” Not to mention that farting camel thing. Ughh…….
So jar jar WAS 100% going to be the big bad. George Lucas always said jar jar was the key.. he's the most important. He's his favorite character..
But jar jar got such a TERRIBLE review and everyone hated him so much that George Lucas had to go back and find a new big bad. That's why Count Dooku literally popped up out of nowhere.
You could do react of that battle Scene where jar jar destroyed everything while trying not to fall or that one of he playing to be Jedi in an episode of clone wars
Would love to see the video of you showing him the jar-jar Sith video ‘ reaction video style’ hahahah😂😂😂
Winnie the Pool is an real life Sith Lord
Love it. Can we have a part 2 please.
"I don't know about you, but when he said that I felt like grabbing his little eye-testies and saying "Don't say that again!" - Qui-Gon Jinn
I'm looking forward to the next one in this "Darth Jar Jar Reaction" series!
I just got a travel / flight commercial from RUclips while watching this that was voiced by ewan mcgregor
Love your videos very funny 😁
War is upon you...whether you like it or not. Damn. That phrase could have solved most if not all of the problems in the Star Wars movies.
dang i wanted to see him react to all the jar jar sith parts
I never realized jar jar basically had a life debt to pay... damn they straight say it later guess I just forgot
And the biggest fish is always Death, no matter the terms of your endearments. And no sense of Doom will complete you, or compel you to gather up new instant visions.
i saw one of these videos on facenook and i really thought for months that it was actually ewan mcgregor until i found this youtube channel clearly titled "not obi-wan kenobi" silly me lol good impression of him though, spot on!!
This shit is hilarious. I've watched almost every single one.
This is such a masterpiece.
Great work!!
Jedi Morphine sounds way to addictive 😂
The head shake is saying he is getting everyone's attention he is about to state a kings decree and negate a previous decree! Boom de gasa! And das it is!
Hilarious 😂 Jar Jar actually does ring in the empire by announcing the emergency powers being given to chancellor Palpatine and then squints deviously
Need a part 2
i almost choked at the jedi morphine line ....
Winnie the Pooh = sith Lord is more accurate than I think was intended
"can't hit a barn door in a whorehouse." Caused me to choke on my coffee, I'll be adding that to my list of sayings.
The writing on this is excellent
Well if you ask George L . He will actually say that he did have plans to make jar jar a Sith Lord aka death jar jar
"There's Always a bigger fish" sounds like an absolute...
Is this Charlie Hopkinson's 2nd channel? Or did you take the material from him?
Yo this shit is so spot on 😹😹😹😹🔥🔥🔥🔥🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽🤘🏽
Obi Juan! 😂
"Do as I say......."
Don't do as I do! 😅
I can not wait for Mando season 3! Not because I really want to see it, but because you’ll have more material to goof on! Hey can you work in some digs on Kathleen Kennedy and how she’s helping to destroy the Star Wars franchise? Keep these coming Charlie!!! Love laughing this hard!
Star Wars was destroyed before it began.
Now to wait for the reaction to the Duel of the Fates
He tripped into the Boss nas! Listen to his explanation for the forces sake!
I was watching this and the Obi wan wanted me to listen to him about expendia
“What’s this?” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jedi Morphine = Midichlorians = Heroin
PART 2 !
If he not a Sith Lord, explain why he was made a general of a large army without any indication of prior military experience or rank?
Imagine studio making new SW movie with Darth Jar Jar :D
Lol Amazon showing up at your house with a tank
Ooh! Please, more Darth Pooh. So funny
Didn't know u had a sec channel? Hell yea.. these are great 👍 or did u just change the original name? Either way. I thought I already subscribed