Everything Wrong With Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker In Force Minutes
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- Опубликовано: 27 апр 2020
- Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker. Well here we are... we've come to the end of the Skywalker saga. And it's... pretty confusing. It's a blend of fan service, tying up loose ends, and giving the finger to The Last Jedi. And it has LOTS of sins. So we counted 'em.
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It’s ok I’ll be back when Disney needs more money
Disney has failed you Palpatine, they have failed you
I should have known that Disney were Plotting to take Over
No no no you have lost
It's ironic; Rey and Kylo could save each other from death, Palpatine somehow himself
Obi-Wan: "Don't try it!"
So Anakin went all Revenge of the Sith over losing Padme, but Kylo Ren can just bring Rey back to life? That deserves at least 1000 sins.
It should have been established earlier on that it was a sith power that could be passed down from emperor to emperor or something. Kylo learned it from Snok, Snok learned it from Palpatine etc.
The ending of Ben sacrificing himself to let Rey live is actually the perfect full circle moment to tie the prophecy together since Anakin was a jedi who couldn't save the love of his life padme from dying which ultimately sent him down the path of sith. But Kylo was a sith who returned to the light and was able to save his love with the technique that Anakin had desired to learn. But it should have been Rey who was "killed" and Kylo who was the one who killed Palpatine instead since it was always a Skywalker who was supposed to bring the balance to the force. I also would have appreciated a ghost Anakin to appear and consult Ben and tell him about Padame, since Anakin was the entire reason Ben went to the dark side in the first place and would have ultimately led to him giving his life to Rey and dying for her. Thus ending the Skywalker family, fulfilling the prophecy and giving the character a proper send off.
The fake out Ben death just for him to come back, to then revive Rey only for him to die again was the dumbest thing I've ever seen in any movie. At that point just keep Ben alive and give him the happy Skywalker ending the family finally deserved
Honestly this comment is stupid. Anakin would’ve died from the healing. Also it’s a rarerpower like the dyad.
@@bullrun2772 I wasn’t being serious. Chill dude. But on a serious note the Force was mishandled in the sequel trilogy.
@@crusk9907 lol me chill its you
@@bullrun2772 everyone is entitled to their own opinion, whether it be stupid or not.
You forgot the part where Rey says “Horrible thing have happened with this blade” as she is holding youngling slayer 2000
OMG LOL "Master anakin, there's too many of them! What are we going to do? BZZZZZZZZT"
*the young youngling slayer 9000
"youngling slayer 2000" made me ugly snort lmao
I think this is the one CinemaSins review I've actually watched where not only did I agree wholeheartedly with every single sin, but I actually *wished* he would tear this movie apart a million times worse
Spent the movie searching fur there compass but then nobody else needed it... omg the list goes on
@@MrJoshcc600 sooooooo many terribly written and executed plot points
@@mcflyingfuryI know this is knit picking, but are we going to forget how he removed a point when Rey accidentally used force lightning?
@@specterknight430 yes because the rest of the video was great
Including the part where he said the ending was great?
Episode 7: entire movie is to find a map to find luke.
Episode 9: entire movie is to find a map to find Palpatine.
Can Google Maps expand their service to the other planets already?!
Episode 8 : entire map to fuck up the entire story
Star Wars 8: Finding Fuel
Episode 8: Canto Bight.
JJ is all about mcguffins to move the plot forward... they mean nothing except a way to tie a series of set pieces together. Anyone who watched Alias back in the day knows that JJ is a one trick pony and thats his trick. His 'attempt' at a new trick was lens flares... which quickly went from cool to being mocked.
“This dagger... has done terrible things...”
*Is currently wielding a lightsaber that has been used to slaughter children*
Not just children but women and men too
younglings!
alek tipsword actually that one was destroyed on Geonosis
Also, Hi r/woosh
by far the best comment to this video i have seen so far
@@SchlopFlopper But the current one still killed Younglings in RotS.
Force healing deserved at minimum 100,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000, infinite ♾ sins cause that IS LITERALLY THE EXACT REASON ANAKIN TURED TO THE DARK SIDE
anakin would've died like ben did if he healed padme
@@duanejohnson599 Which he would have been okay with. He wanted Padme and their children to live no matter what.
@@darknight10000 yeah but if he does that then there’s no plot. It’s also a rare power so there’s the off chance that Anakin couldn’t do it anyway. That and because it didn’t exist in canon when those films came out.
@@Delete240 anakin is literally the force if anyone could do it it should be him also something important like that should have an actual in universe explanation imo
@@B3an01 he’s not “literally” the force. But I see what you’re saying, but like I said, the power didn’t exist in canon when the films were released. And besides, Anakin would never have needed to heal Padme anyway had he not turned to the dark side and hurt her himself. The whole point of that story arc is that it’s Palpatine giving Anakin visions to manipulate him.
"This movie is pretty average. The ending is fucking great."
You spelled fucking awful wrong.
He said that cuz it was finally over
@@piercemccauley7079 you kids sound very butthurt because he actually likes the movie lol.
I think it's because it's finally over. Nobody likes the Rey Skywalker scene.
@Jorge Jones dumbass cant grt the joke
@@ZeroEagle667 speak for yourself
During the kiss scene, my grandma said she thought they were going to keep reviving each other until they both died
That would have been the better ending.
I THOUGHT THAT TOO LMAO
SAME
Same
😂😂😂😂😂
“Somehow, Palpatine returned” deserved at LEAST 10,000 sins.
No. The part that he actually returned was ok and it at least come kinda back to what was supposed to happen after OT. How was it handled was the problem.
worst writing ever
They brought Palpatine back in Legends too, and they did it 100 times better there but it was still a terrible idea even then.
@@technokokos bruh Vader's death was literally meaningless to have palpatine be spawned back later
@@jrev2284 Yeah tbh once upon the time this used to be the reason why I used to be sceptical when it came to EU and decided to absolutely neglect whole Palpatine came back thing. Thing is that ever since Force Awakens came out my standards dropped really low and now I consider EU post ROTJ development golden compared to Disney sequel trilogy.
”And I’m all the Jedi.”
One sin is added for every Jedi that died for this. *+10,000*
That's literal disrespect again all the fellow Jedi knights before her
Also anyone going to talk about how she used force lighting??? THATS NOT POSSIBLE or at least I believe it must be used on the person first.
I love how literally EVERY single thing Disney has done with Star Wars after these movies was before these movies. Like even they acknowledge that no one likes them and there's no point in going past this 😂
I would have loved to see a continuation of the star wars franchise but not this, like maybe having some sort of reawakening in the force after a couple decades of both sith and jedi being gone (like people who are strong in the force start appearing) its probably a crap idea but I just want something original in the star wars universe
Maybe they're going to do something like the prequels, to build up to this time period. Like, Mandolorian and Boba Fett take place between Episode 6 and 7 so there's a chance we might get actual explanation
@@shivashishwar9552 Nah, just erase, uncanon that shit and actually build on the extended universe that is after VI or before I, instead of making up sequels to a closed up chapter. The whole idea of the main episodes is to build a world to play with, you don't need to touch that storyline anymore. This is why SW:TOR\kotor and comics are smashing - because the universe is set, and what disney does ? - alternates its core concepts instead of using them, for no freaking reason.
They could have done something similar to “Star Wars : Jedi Fallen Order” video game. I felt that game was better then all 3 sequels combined…
this comment aged badly lol
*Anakin making C-3PO*
"I'll make it able to read ancient sith, but forbid it from doing so, that's a good trick!"
Underrated comment
"Yes indeed, I, C3PO, was indeed built by the young Anakin Skywalker and programmed in such a way that I cannot read aloud runic sith. Sorry friends!" - Nobody in the history of ever
HAKER
it was probably coded that he could only translate it for anakin, but now anakins dead so he cant translate it for other people
@@equatiks97 he was the protocol droid for a senator and got his mind wiped several times. THe no sith rule was put in later. how can people not understand that Reprogramming is a thing?
"Who are you?"
"Rey"
"Rey who?"
"Rey'd Shadow Legends is the most ambitious mobile rpg...
I just did a spit-take because of this, thank you
AHAHAHAHAHA
Im dying 😂
Why
This comment almost killed me, I choked on some toast I was eating. You have made my day
One thing that I really want to know, why does c-3po’s programming forbid him from translating the sith language, when was that included in his program, anakin built him out of scraps from the ground up on a desert planet, and if anakin didn’t put that program in him then who did, when, why?
Anakin probably built him from spare parts he found. He probably didn't program him from scratched and used a pre programmed brain.
@@askers81 Probably regulated from the Anti-Sith Old Republic era.
i mean he was used by the Organas and his memory was deleted. Might be that they also reprogrammed him. Or when Padme used him during the Clone Wars^^
Probably during the high republic era. You can see a similar protocol droid in Eclipse that looks like C3P0 in TPM.
Anakin used/built/programmed him as a translator between droids and humans. The republic (or the Organas) programmed him to be able to translate all languages and they probably also programmed him to not translate Sith
"I am Rey... Rey Skywalker." deserves a 1000 sins. The movie's message was that your lineage doesn't decide who you are, a.k.a. you can be a good person despite being a Palpatine or whatever. But instead, Rey completely forsakes it.
Not only Rey Skywalker is the most powerful duelist and fighter. Obviously the most powerful force user with unmatched potential too. She is also the best starship captain, no can’t compete at her level and match her natural talent and skills.
Why do people underrates Rey Skywalker for no good reason, although she is the greatest character and part of the masterpiece of the sequel trilogy?
Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest Skywalker, but also the greatest and also the most powerful Star Wars character, in general and also in terms of writing. Rey is also considered to be one of the most powerful character in fiction, some experts say she is levels above the One Above All. Her character’s writing and arc are considered to be one of the greatest outside of Star Wars, but also in cinema or all of stories.
She is considered to be one of the greatest and most iconic characters in cinema, even more iconic than Darth Vader by infinite times which makes Rey Skywalker the most iconic Star Wars character and Disney princess.
Although according to experts that she’s the most powerful character and not only in Star Wars, but in fiction, her insane struggles and greatest upbringing or backstory to the most tragic character that would make any famous and well-known Ancient Greek story-tellers cry and admit their greatest tragic stories, or story as a whole in general are nothing compared to the story of Rey Skywalker (more difficult than the rest of Star Wars characters and rest of characters in all of fiction) makes her the most relatable character and hardships to become a Jedi is insanely difficult and especially trying to resist the dark side.
Rey Skywalker’s potential is greater than Anakin’s power and full potential. She is not only the greatest leader and candidate for woman empowerment, she is the only embodiment for it.
Instead of fighting who is the best and greatest character in Star Wars. Or also the greatest trilogy in Star Wars. Let’s all admit and say the real truth and reality, Rey Skywalker is in fact the greatest masterpiece of a character in Star Wars and the sequel trilogy has the greatest movies in Star Wars.
Please no more fighting and bashing other characters, especially Rey Skywalker to say your favorite character is the best, especially Darth Vader or Anakin Skywalker whom Rey Skywalker the real GOAT is infinite times better as a character in writing and relatable, and also more powerful.
💯✅
@@codeck4442 *starts laughing uncontrollably*
I love how 2 Skywalkers die in this movie yet it's still called "The Rise of Skywalker"
@@stride3051 YES, EXACTLY
Skywalkers fall so that a fake Skywalker can rise
Dude I was so glad that Rey died, but it was another 'GOTCHA', imo Ben should have lived instead of Rey.
but what about rEy SkYwAlKeR
The RISE of sky walker jackass
Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker: The movie that is somehow simultaneously too short to be a satisfying finale and feels longer than any movie ever made
There was also a lacking of Force Ghosts
Phantom menace and Attack of the clones felt longer, and were more boring.
If it was 4 hours long, I would probably be okay with it
Brandon Lyon nobody agrees, literally nobody.
@@brandonlyon730 you are fucking insane
Something that nobody really has talked about is HOW Ben actually got to Exogol after he was left on Endor's Ocean Moon. It seems that he found a Tie Fighter in the Death Star wreckage, and flew it there. Problem is that Tie Fighters *don't* have hyperdrives or life support systems. Even if he did find a functional Tie Pilot helmet and life pack in the wreckage, there is still no way he can get to Exogol. The novel does actually touch on this and says that it was a Tie Scout variation, which does have a hyperdrive.... But it still has no life support systems. The holes in this movie are so large that even post production material struggles to find, modify, or outright create stuff to rationalize the mistakes and lack of thought that went into it.
These movies are so poorly written they have almost as many plot holes as they do scenes, literally. It's like continuity wasn't even a goal for the directors. It's best not to try to think about it too much, because why think about movies if the people who made them didn't think that much about it? If you start asking questions it's an endless road, like apparently that droid also had a map to exogol in his memory, but they don't check the memory until they need to make up a way for the Resistance fleet to show up. Better yet, if Luke found Oochi's ship, why didn't Luke check the Droid's memory all those years ago? It's a stupid story written by people who don't care about the fans.
I still can't believe "Somehow Palpatine returned" is an actual line in the movie
because 9 year old anakan was making 3p0 and was like "oh yeah I'll make sure he can't translate sith in accordance with the republic law"
Hyper Tron22 He was a protocol droid for senator Admidala. He was obviously programmed to follow republic Law.
Hyper Tron22 ...... you’re right. I’ve never thought about that, but you’re right.
Beanch 96 oh you’re right too.
Oh yeah Anakin made 3PO I forgot about that. People complained about the fan service in these films and yet they forgot about that stupid reveal in episode 1.
@Beanch 96 but everyone thought the Sith were destroyed or dead or whatever, so there would be no real reason to code that.
Rey: "I just transferred a bit of life. Force energy from me to him"
Anakin: "Wait, is that a thing? Is it some sort of paid DLC or what, I could have saved Padme or my mom with ease!"
The sad thing is he was so incredibly powerful with the force
@@myles3412 Remember though that Rey is a Palpatine...part of that knowledge and power came down through his heritage. Similar to how Harry Potter was able to speak Parseltoungue because part of Voldemort (his soul) existed within him.
Also, Anakin was ALWAYS trying to seek approval and was arrogant. He never studied on his own to see what he could do, and he was always trying to "best" the other Jedi to prove himself. Since no known Jedi could do this, Anakin never tried to do it better
I also think that since Anakin was conceived by the Midichlorians, they may have prohibited some of the abilities that some would find....unnatural
@@brianpotter2812 Is that ever shown? You speak as if they planned any of the ST out. They didn't. And it shows.
@@grandempressvicky6387 Sometimes things just "fall into place" when half-hazardly planned out, but in this case I think it's VERY plausible. Besides, Anakin was merely a Padawan when his mom died and he was not ready to become a Jedi Master. He did not know about Padme dying during childbirth because Palpatine told him that she was dead on Mustafar anyway.
But did Rey study on her own?
for a Jedi, Rey sure is using a lot of anger in a lot of fights.
14:45 "Of course they do." and "Somehow... Palpatine has returned." sound like 4th wall breaking moments because Oscar Isaac was unable to hide his disappointment with the script and make him sound like he's thinking "For fuck sake JJ."
For everyone that is surprised that CinemaSins actually liked the ending, thats because the movie was finally over lol.
Correct. I too am glad because finally Star Wars is over and it cannot be ruined by awful storytelling and shitty agendas. Luckily Star Wars still has some good stuff coming, and NONE of it is in the Sequel era, I wonder why?
@@Duhehejeh No that scene was complete trash and in my theater had a guy yell "OH FUCK YOU" and I couldn't agree more, couldn't be more forced if they tried
NorthernLaw they had to make $ somehow
I think it was sarcasm but he took off 3 sins so i dont know. Shit movie. Waste of time and money. Fuck 7 8 9.
@@Cosmic_Gogito Exactly garbage movies
271 sins
Me: impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete
200.000 sins with a million more well under way
@@TheEsdaniel i think you miscounted......because i saw 41,374,274,638 sins 🤣🤣
It's treason then
possibly
No one:
Literally no one:
Kylo ren: MOOOOOOREEEEEEE
I had completely forgot how much they threw all pre-existing laws for how force works out the window and just did literally whatever they wanted.
"That's not how the force works, that's not how any of this works!"
-Han Solo, Episode VII
Bruh even though I’m not a Star Wars nerd I think it’s safe to say that Rey saying she’s a skywalker deserves at the minimum 100 sins
You wanna know what’s sad?
Palpatine forgot to tell Rey the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the Wise…
If he did, it would have been all over. She would have pledged total allegiance.
There was no do it.
underated af
@@leonsnellink2375 isnt palpatine the darth platapus guy? He just speaks about himself in third person lol
lmao trueee. would it have changed things hmmmmm? *raises eyebrow and strokes fake beard in contemplation
John Boyega wasn’t used at all. He literally yelled “Rey !!!!!” the whole movie.
He got Jon Snow'd.
he is over hyped anyway
The whole trilogy more like it
His acting was awful in the movie. Always hyper reacting to everything
*#PickledSnokes*
Awesome commentary, I was laughing really hard at it. There are lots of sins in this one, but I'd go a lot higher than you did. I'd give 100,000 sins for that kiss at the end. BLECH.
2:57 in other places like the clone wars tv shows and possibly legends, it’s mentioned that there are specific hyperspace routes you can use hyperspace on, and as far as I know, the routes don’t let you jump directly from planet or space mass to other planet or space mass, there are predetermined channels with specific entry and exit points you can enter hyperspace in. Two examples of this are a) in the clone wars tv show where a secret hyperspace route was part of a plot line for a 3 or 4 episode arc, and b) where darth Vader’s ship stops the rebel ships from leaving scarif in rogue one because the entry and exit point is the same on hyperspace lanes. Therefore, the rebel ships trying to leave had to move to the same point where Vader’s ship entered and blocked them off. Basically, hyperspace is more specific and limited than the stupid lightspeed skipping scene makes it seem
So, it's like Cowboy Bebop? Also, which episodes?
@@KarmasAB123 I’m pretty sure it’s season 3, episodes 18-20. It’s the arc where Even Piell is captured in the Citadel. I’m sorry to say that I have no idea what cowboy bebop is
@@arjunramakanth4370 Cowboy Bebop is a masterpiece of 90's animation. Go watch it
Cinema Sins: This movie is pretty average. The ending is f*cking great
Everyone: Visible Confusion
This is where the fun begins...
Eh I liked it. She redefined herself rather than let herself be trapped by her family.
end was awful. Added nothing to the movie, it just made me hate it even more
She took someone else's name because she didn't want to be defined by her ancestor. The Skywalkers had the same shit with Vader, but you didn't see Luke taking someone else's name.
@@Null_sys THEN RECLAIM YOUR FUCKING SURNAME AND DON'T LET PEOPLE JUDGE YOU BY IT
The ending literally tells you "if you're ashamed of past which you're not responsible of, just hide it and change your identity".
Instead it should be "just because you're a Palpatine, it doesn't define you. It's your surname but it's not who you are"
For the most part I agreed with the scenes he said were good. But I did disagree with the ending being good. And I think the movie turned out below-average.
The sequel trilogy is like doing a group project for school with three people doing different parts, but not talking about them before presenting
Too accurate.
Just imagine if the one who didn't show up for the project was probably the one we needed.
Spot on dude😂
It's like two people doing a project, and the second guy added decent work that would've at least earned them a passing grade but then the first guy decided to ignore all that and finish the project himself and they both got a D.
Disney screwed the pooch they could have used Dave Filoni instead of Kathleen Kennedy, someone that knows Star Wars or is willing to learn about it, Like Kevin Feige is to Marvel...
imagine being an American Soldier and hearing "somehow Hitler returned" like no, you dont just do that
Man, the world would be PISSED
Maybe a better choice for your analogy would be a French soldier, or Polish citizen, or Jew. Just saying. But, Russian soldier, American soldier, that works fine.
@@adipsous 🤓
LMAO 🤣🤣
@@adipsous 🤓🤓
I am convinced that anyone who likes the latest trilogy will ultimately just like anything as long as the special effects are shiny enough or it has the right badge on it
Third movie of the prequel trilogy: Palpatine electrocutes himself
Third movie of the original trilogy: Palpatine dies
Third movie of the sequel trilogy: Palpatine electrocutes himself and dies
*BRAVO ABRAMS*
“It’s like poetry, it rhymes.” -George Lucas
In ROTS, Palpatine electrocutes himself to lure Anakin to the Dark Side. Let's not talk about that here.
Original Trilogy... Palpatine DOES kill himself from Force Lightning. When Vader picked him up, it caused it to loopback to himself (and Vader), which distracted him long enough for Vader to yeet him down the hundreds of meter long shaft.
Any film better than the last Jedi any
@@michaelcarney6280 Endgame
Kylo just wants what any normal man wants, it's every mans most human and intimate desire. To be the owner of 10,000 giant triangular space ships.
Deep dude
space doritoes
Flying doritos bro
If your giant space Doritos each fire a ton of plasma cannons an can blow up planets
But if you Would have the possibility to geh 10.000 Giant triangular Space ships, you Would take them, wouldnt you?
One of the things I hated about this, aside from the unexplained explanation on Sideous’ return and the wayfinders, was the explanation on how the Death Star chunk was on a different planet from Endor. According to the director in an interview, when the second Death Star exploded, the blast was strong enough to send the debris through hyperspace and land on the planet. I’m sorry, but no explosion’s fast enough to go through lightspeed. And have it not get burned up by it.
Furthermore, there’s no way that the wreckage could stay in the same place and same shape and form with all the waves beating down on it. Realistically, the dagger would be useless as there would’ve been little to nothing left from it.
Overall, this movie was just a jumbled mess of confusion.
And there is no way that much of it would still be together after the explosion, plus all the stuff you mentioned
At least both Death Stars had a reason as to why there was a self-destruct system hidden in them.
The first one was Galen Erso's revenge
And the second one was the bait for the Emperor's trap
"Somehow Palpatine returned"
Wait, they really said it in the actual movie ?
Yes...
I know it’s stupid.
When I saw the cell phone video footage leaks showing the crawl start going with "The dead speak" ... I genuinely thought it was a fake leak or something.
Y'all probably forgot how in the end of the trailer, they gave the footage of his iconic laugh
@margareth michelina we're not disputing that Palps is back. It's the dialogue and buildup to the reveal that's lame/bad. Like having his comeback speech being in Fortnite and not the actual movie.
“Nobody can imagine emperor palpatine making a baby”
Palpatine: the dark side is a pathway to abilities some people would consider unnatural
Uhhh I mean sly Moore technically was his lover and she had triclops as a son though I'm pretty sure triclops isn't cannon
**many abilities**
A man in his 70s can still have healthy sperm as long has he doesn’t have cancer related to his junk
Star Wars Episode 10
the heroes find a Darkside map that will take them to Abilities to take down the Darthest of Darths, High Emperor Unnatural.
@@chicken8664 dark side has many abilities 🤣🤣🤣
I’ve never seen the movie and, after watching this, I feel like I’m in an enviable position that many Star Wars fans wish they could be in
7:35 - You forgot to add sins for a sinking sand that leads to a completely open tunnel system. Why isn't that tunnel ALSO filled with the pebbly quicksand-like stuff? HUH?!
How did he not sin the whole "Finn has to tell Rey something" subplot that NEVER PAYS OFF?
the movie tells u indirectly towards the end that Finn is force sensitive which explains why he could wield the light saber against kylo ren and why he just "had a feeling" or whatever. It was explained in an interview I think.
@@jesuschristvevo5570 That shouldnt be explained in a interview, it should be in the movie, but this move has a lack of logic
movie*
@@BearkyUSA yeah, that and the whole "Palpatine is a clone" thing that was revealed in the book. They should include this stuff in the movie, revealing it later feels like trying to fix plot holes retroactively (actually, that's probably the case).
@@guybrushmonkey97 There are too many plot holes to count in TLJ and ROS
"That's just lazy writing".
Lazy writing is a path to many abilities some consider to be...unnatural.
Lazy path is the side writing to the dark
Lazy writing is a pathway to many sequels some consider to be...derivative and nonsensical
"Lazy writing" is the most Star Wars thing possible. It can still make fun movies, but as we've learned, it's unreliable.
I some how scrolled down and read your comment just as palpatine was saying this.
Especially in Hollywood THESE days
Hand on heart, about 2 years ago my (at the time) 8 year old nephew was ¾ of the way through this "film" and turned around to his mom and me and said "I don't like this starwars one it dosent make any sense!!"
And I had to agree with the little sod.
What a god awful pile of shite
I know everyone hates the fact that C3PO's software prohibited from translating the sith rune and he needed to be jail broken to read it out loud.
But that was the most realistic thing in this movie.
Except for when you realize that C-3PO was made by a young slave boy on Tatooine who probably had barely any idea what a Sith was.
@@dragonslayer7724 C3PO was made with scrap parts, and that most likely includes a pre-programmed brain, because it is highly unlikely that Anakin could code it to process more than like 3 languages
@@fireblade156this or when Padme took ownership of him between Episodes 2 and 3, it was updated in accordance with that law.
And this is how I watched Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker for the first time.
You mean for the last time
@@lukegavin124 Exactly :DDD
Bullshit. You liked it the first time you watched it but than saw the RT score and the angry reviews online so you could go bitch about the movie
Lol eat grass Zebra dickhead
@@shortshady12 wow geez SHORTshady stack. I can see your getting upset cuz you cant reach the top shelf :(
I really hated the "I'm Rey Skywalker" bit. It felt like a slap in the face.
DISNEY.
when the whole movie was about "NOT" running from who you are... and what does she do?
Specially since her parents where good people, did nothing "wrong", and when the entire purpose of the franchise is to tell you that you can choose to be who you want to be because it is not up to your bloodline, just like Luke and Vador.
So instead of consistency and having her say: "I'm Rey Palpatine" which would be even more meaningful, we have this shit of a fan service.
Great... Smh.
I thought the slap in the face was that she buried Luc light saber in a place he hated.
@@eriklopez3211 fuckin' sand
Kylo and Rey should have gotten together in VIII and taken over the Empire in IX. If you wanted to subvert expectations, that would have been the way.
"This dagger has done.. horrible things"
meanwhile: *wields the younglings slayer 9000*
😭😭😭
Ohhhh, THAT’S original.
This is the most original piece of writing I’ve seen. Take the Nobel prize for most original literature.
wow this is so original
Dude you had me crying that comment was actually hilarious
This whole movie is like running into your lost friend you haven't seen in 30 years but 5 mins later you realize you're better off not knowing each other anymore.
this whole *trilogy
forgottensailor2006 ok boomer
This was the best Star Wars movie
@@NateLeePhillips Actually my favorite trilogy of the 3
@@fuzzyotterpaws4395 If this is your favorite trilogy, then you aren't a Star Wars fan. At the most you're a casual fan, who watches the movies for pew pew battles, aliens, and drama or to hop on the bandwagon of film popularity.
1. My favorite part of this is Rey immediatly has power to give life same goes for Ben. Which is funny considering the small amount of training. Anakin killed himself and his wife to have this power and all of a sudden they have the power of life, which was the main motive for the whole prequels and some of the OG seris. They didn't even consult darth plagus the wise.
2. Rey as a character herself is completly unessesary. The ultimate villian is paptine and eventually the chosen one (anakin) is destined to kill him. Once this occurs and anakin has died he has fufilled his duty however having papatine come back elimanates the chosen one in general. IT REMOVES THE PLOT FROM THE PREQUEL AND SEQUELS. Absolutly a poor attempt of making rey a "chosen one" or a jedi.
It's so true 😂.
0:44 Respectfully disagree. The dumbest plot coupon ever put into a Star Wars story is Ochi’s Map-Knife. Not only does Sheev send out an assassin to kill people using a map to his hiding place, as if that isn’t bad enough, the Map-Knives don’t point you to Exogol. They lead you to the location of a SECOND map that THEN leads you to Sheev.
Maybe gotta be extra secure?
@@ZeroEagle667 that is a valid hypothesis, but why stop at two maps? Why didn’t Sheev set up a whole ass scavenger hunt with 20 maps scattered across space all pointing to each other? The answer is JJ and Chris Terrio (the writer behind this movie and also BvS, yeah for real) needed enough plot coupons to make an exciting fast paced adventure without stopping to ponder wether it makes sense. Why would Sheev give our heroes 16 hours’ notice before attacking everything? Why would he leave clues leading to his Sith fortress world? And if he wants Rey to find him, why does he tell Kylo to kill her? And why does he look so surprised when he uses his soul-sucking powers to rejuvenate himself?
@@ZeroEagle667 you are correct, though, in that two maps is more secure than one.
The biggest sin of this movie, was the fact that this made Anakin's whole story pointless and that they didn't have an Anakin force ghost at all in it.
He could have shown up at any point during Kylo's journey to the dark side and smacked some sense into him, knowing he idolized him, but then I guess the story never would have happened. Also also, didn't Luke tell anyone that Anakin had a change of heart at the end of ROJ? Cuz why was Kylo trying to finish what Vader started when Vader changed his mind?
JJ was originally gonna add one but Disney didn’t want the movie to be any longer
all i wanted was ghost anakin to shout at kylo. i was very disappointed.
There was a concept where Ren talks to Vader in a "dark force ghost" speaking about evil sh*t aight. They removed it tho
Don't worry, they'll retcon everything back to normal in the next trilogy
Biggest sin in the movie for me was Hux’s “I am the spy.” I’m not exaggerating when I say I fell out of my seat laughing cause it was such a bad moment.
My eyes did this: =_=
I was genuinely laughing, it was the exact moment I stopped being able to even pretend to take the movie seriously
Idk it made sense to me Hux is petty and wanted to get back at kylo for taking command
@@this_handle_isnt_available232 The way he did it made absolutely no sense though.
The dude literally called the order to fire on 6 planets
‘How big do you what the throne?’
Palpatine: ‘Yes’
What really made me mad is that they took away from Anakin's redemption.
Ghost Jedi: Rey get up.
Ghost Jedi: Rey you can do this!
Ghost Jedi: Rey, balance the force as I once did.
Ghost Jar-Jar: Rey, yousa in a lotta doodoo!
But why would a sith lord help Rey?
Darth Jar Jar rezed Palps so he can rule the galaxy and kill anyone who would rival him.
@July Rijoberroa that means nothing many Sith helped Jedi for far less. Of course they ended up killing those Jedi but still Family doesn't mean anything to most sith
Biko Fisher If they had the balls to do that I would have forgiven everything else in the movie.
yousa in big doodoo dis time
I'd add 100 sins for Hux being a spy.
No way would he ever betray the First Order or help the Resistance. Poor excuse just to kill his character off.
Honestly, given the amount of crap he's gotten from Kylo, I can totally see him deciding to defect in order to get revenge. It fits into larger themes of "Sith vs. the military that serves them" going all the way back to places like the Kotor games and even A New Hope, where generic officer #3 taunts Vader. I'm just not convinced Hux was competent enough *to* defect wihtout getting accidentally shot in the process (this *is* the guy who got punked by a prank phone call at the start of TLJ).
@@dargaronsoftsong3193 I can definitely see him wanting revenge, he hates Kylo after all, but it would have made much more sense for him to have done so by staging a coup, thereby getting his revenge and the power that motivates him. Hux has been a part of the First Order his entire life and influenced many of the programmes and their technology, he's not just going to dessert all of that. And helping the Resistance? The very people he wants to destroy?? He destroyed five planets because they supported the Resistance. So out of character and a complete waste
@@dargaronsoftsong3193 that was called rian johnsons bad writing and stupid jokes! Hux wasnt as dumb in force awakens
I was hoping for an insurrection within the First Order and I'm glad we got to see that not everyone is toeing the line.
THANK YOU
Anyone else notice that the second F1NN stopped being a Stormtrooper he gets 3 love-interests (1 per movie)? That's a lot of pent-up pheromones unleashed!
This is a typical example of people who don’t understand this intricate and well written plot.
It’s very simple if you have the intelligence to comprehend it, fortunately I do and I will explain it.
You see, the dark side of the force is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be unnatural.
Lol 😂
had me in the first half, ngl 😄😄
Am I the only one that's surprised that CinemaSins actually liked Rey calling herself a Skywalker at the end?
No, probably not.
Yeah I was suprised too. That final act in my opinion is the last nail in the Skywalker coffin. Now we have a palpatine using the name.
I was too, it totally undermines the "blood doesn't define you" message
I realized years ago that Jeremy was bought off; he pretends to critique, but it's all a Hellywood publicity stunt.
Nope. Like wtf Jeremy
Ray: started off unhappy alone on a sand planet
Ray: ends alone unhappy on a sand planet
Writers: divelopmint
Nefluf V She doesn’t live there now. She just went to bury the lightsabers.
She just visited, she didn't move there.
Kevin Strom yeah but since that’s the last shot it’s sort of where her story ends until they make sequels. I thought it should have ended differently
@@neflufv6392 Fair enough ☺
Certainly matches with the game of thrones ending, John snow goes through years of hell and named king just too instantly go back to where he was
Writers: development
when this movie first came to theaters and i saw ben fall down that hole i said "oh dont worry, he'll be back in a couple movies just like palpatine"
The fact that they made more Star Wars movies deserves 1,000,000 sins
bruh the "rey skywalker" should have added at leased 100000000000000000000000 sins
Wow. How does it feel to be more salty than someone who has literally referred to himself as a nitpicky asshole?
@@luckoftheirish5662 it's treason then
@Tobias Maddox That's what she said
Shannon Holy shi-
Can't relate
Because Rey never deserves being called a Skywalker, alright?
CinemaSins: *takes off sins for "Rey Skywalker"*
Every normal person watching the video: *confused screaming*
*"splish splash the ending is trash.."*
I'm amazed that wasn't an instant +50 because it was in my book
Well, neither did he sin bullshit "Palpatine Ion lightning" which only targeted resistance ships so, yeah...
I agree. Personally, I would’ve rather if she kept the Palestine name, or even took no name and decided to carve out her own path and create a new lineage
Sebastian Kacprzak i'm more suprised he didn't sin the fact seemingly no ships actually blew up from it.
The thing with the necklace and Bruce Wayne's parents really sent me XD
Fun Fact:
The planet at the beginning where Kylo finds the wayfinder is actually Mustafar. The moon started to heal after all of the mining operations stopped after the empire was defeated. It makes sense why there would be a Sith wayfinder because that was where Vader basically lived.
"They're riding... horse - horse thingies... on... on top of a... spaceship" pretty much summarizes the entire experience
It's soo bad that people were telling others to go to the bathroom during this time in the theaters, down to timing it so you could leave... 🤣
It's a movie franchise about space wizards.
@@TheMacKosh Just because something is unrealistic doesn't mean it should be excused from criticism.
@@3doler411 and nitpicking everything from a famdom you love is only making you look like a sad bitter friendless sexless troll
John McCormick umm... sexless? 😂 😂 😂 are you 5? It sounds like you’re trying to say I don’t have a gender! Kid, there’s a difference between nitpicking and criticizing. Nitpicking would be making fun of the way someone said something. I’m not picking on minor details, the whole movie is a disaster.
CinemaSins: "The ending is f*cking great."
Me: "I'm sorry, what?"
Exactly like wtf
Gotta end on a positive note for our Disney overlords
It’s his opinion so his right
The ending is great because it's finally over 😂
Im pretty sure it was extreme sarcasm.
Only 23 mins long? Impossible, perhaps the archives are incomplete
That ‘Jesus’ after Rey says to never underestimate a droid really cracked me up
Rey considered herself a sly walker at the end of the movie, which means she considers the person she kissed her brother. Welp, I guess it runs in the family
Sounds about white.
Or it means she married into the family!
@@mossflavouredbaby his last name isn't Skywalker, its solo
@@BabyGirlTiny yeah that's true but she is then technically a Skywalker
Incest is wincest?
"Why can't we have ghost jedi fighting in this?"
Me: "Cause Samuel L Jackson would be way too funny to see in this."
Samuel L Jackson ghost: "I'm tired of this mf'n emperor conquering this mf galaxy!"
He probably would yell at Anakin about why is he trying to kill the emperor and not “ARRESTING” him
@@calmgoodfire4662 JFC I need that in my life. Why did no one pitch this to HISHE?
Jedi ghosts: appear
Palpatine: what
Mace: Say what one more time
"Hand me that lightsaber, the one that says bad motherfucker on it"
I mean if you want to be technical about it Mace Windu never learn how to become a force ghost, only Yoda, Anakin, and Obi-wan (and Luke and Leia some how according to this movie)
Kylo snatching Rey's necklace & referring to Thomas & Martha Wayne's murder is fkn hilarious 😂😂
I’d never really thought about it until I watched this video last night but how awesome would that Force Ghost idea have been? It would have been just as epic as the Portals scene in Endgame if every Jedi we had ever been attached to returned as a Force Ghost to help Rey and Ben take on Palpatine.
I feel so bad that Anakin's saber got buried in the sand on a sand planet.
Especially since that sand planet was Tatoonie. Y'know, the same planet where he and his mother were enslaved, where his mom died, where Luke's Aunt and Uncle get incinerated, where Leia was a slave to Jabba. Like seriously, of all the places in the galaxy, she chose the one planet the Skywalker family has terrible memories of.
Is it the red Lightsaber ?
@@user-pm2vk1rq2t No, it's the blue one.
I don’t like sand
@@cday9206 It's rough, it's course, it's irritating. And it gets everywhere.
Anyone else surprised there wasn't a sin added for every time Finn just started shouting Rey's name?
Should have been a counter.
Basically his entire character in this movie, and it pisses me off
@@omegamkx588 *trilogy
Yesss.
"Rey." *Ding!*
Bonus round!
I subscribed just becaus he managed to fit mostly everything wrong with The Rise of Skywalker in only 23 minutes. Amazing
If Fin got w/ Rey then he's the first stormtrooper to ever hit something.
"Rey Skywalker" should have added sins, not removed them.
Like, uh, 10000 sins
@@wraithita no a couple million
ehhh. Both. Remove and add sins. Cause she literally just took his name. With that logic I could name my Star Wars the Old Republic character Blah Blah Skywalker.
I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
. All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating. So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up. Please stand up, please stand up?
Come on. How could you miss the moral and the point of the whole series?
Let me enlighten you: you choose your own family with the friend you make along the way. We can all be like Luke if we choose to be (brave, compassionate, reliable).
What you come from doesn't matter as much as what you do and who you help along the way. This is what Rey learns on her journey. This is what Luke learns on his journey. It's what Anakin forgets And it's what you the audience should have learned. Her chosing Luke's name over palpatines is a beautiful moment. She finally knows who she is and can move on knowing it's her choice. Sure it's not a perfect film but I liked it and it's fine as is. Remember Luke kissed his sister and obi wan retconned his own accounts. No movie's perfect.
Your homework is to watch the whole series again and pay attention this time. Extra credit if you get someone new to watch it with you and snacks are encouraged. May the force be with you, always
@@shiperobin You wasted your time typing that. I totally got the cliche point that the film made. You are entitled to your opinion, and I am entitled to mine. The film was garbage.
I remember seeing this in theaters when it came out. The reaction to Rey calling herself "Skywalker" was so negative. People literally were booing and throwing popcorn at the screen it was fantastic
Honestly I was one of those people. I didn’t think I could be more disappointed.
this is the only SW trilogy that i didn't see in the theaters. TFA was a remake of ANH. TLJ was outright butchered, and this film's only saving grace to me was the third act...after the first 2/3rds ended up a boring mess that almost putme t sleep and caused me to stop the filmand finish watching it two days late.
👍One of the most unsatisfying ends in cinematic history! Seriously the trilogy murdered the legacy family.
Reinforced The Term:
"Mary Jane" As Opposed
To: "Karen" Or "G.I. Jane".
All Things Considered...
Being Nicknamed AFTER
Spideys Girlfriend SHOULDN'T
Sound All THAT Bad?
@@deborahminter6231
While #MANDALORIAN
Single-Handedly Saved It.
Kinda Odd... Considering
That Fett Was 1st Introduced
in The MUCH Loathed:
#HolidaySpecial Toon Segment.
Not Even "Itchy The Crotch"
Could Forsee Fetts Popularity!
Then Again: Singing Leia?
(Well...SHE IS Debbies Daughter!)
"taking a good look sir. at my friends"
C3PO hardly knows anyone in that room, just the fact that C3PO said that makes me think his memory was already wiped. (sin counter goes up)
His memory has been wiped multiple times
Poe saying "must go faster" killed me😂
Endgame ending: 1 sin removal
No sins removed for Tony's snap, death or Natasha's death
Rise of Skywalker ending: 3 sins removal
Is this even legal??
I Won't make it legal, arrest him!
How about the fact that no one even considered building a new Vision (with J.A.R.V.I.S.) with its synapses wired the way Shuri mentioned (working together collectively, without need of the Mind stone)?
I will make it legal
Us: We will take your before the Senate.
Jeremy: I AM the Senate!
The sins counter does not obey your laws, nor does it obey the laws of morality, ethics, religion, life, the universe and everything.
08:45 I have to admit, when she suddenly shot force lightning and allegedly blew up Chewy, I thought maybe this movie was going somewhere. Rey turning toward the dark side, death of a beloved character, even fear in Kylo's eyes... I thought maybe that was a turning point. Rey would begin to use her new powers viciously to kill First Order soldiers and officers and Kylo would show his good side by trying to save her. That lasted a whole 2 mnutes until they showed Chewy still alive.
Now that would have been a hella better storyline!!
I want you to make the other movies
I think after they killed of Han Solo, the fans would have come with pitchforks and torches if they did that again XD
it was the most obvious shit that chewie was alive bro wdym
@@fortino6029 I don't know, saw it opening weekend and most of the crowd was pretty shocked.. but I'm impressed by your powers of observation. Again, I was hoping the story would take a dark turn so was not surprised when Chewy turned up alive. All of my hopes for the sequel trilogy were crushed.
I once heard that if you replace the word "force" with "plot" Star Wars still makes sense. This movie demonstrates that better than any other.
Episode 7: Everyone trying to bring Luke back.
Episode 9: *Me trying to bring my sanity back.*
When you realize that Cinema Sins has a whole 14 seconds of logos
Ikr. They're ultimately becoming what they sin. Speaking of which, can't wait for Everything Wrong with Cinemasins 3.
@@thegreatestofalltime3560 It already exists.
@@DankBlitzwing No it doesn't
@@aemzso Are you sure about that? ruclips.net/video/oqBME2aiZcg/видео.html
Goat comment
When you realize that the story of Star Wars ends with the Palpatines ending the Skywalker bloodline, and taking the name on for themselves...
technically a skywalker ends the skywalker bloodline. Kylo chooses to die.
So in the end, the sith wins? What a plot twist lol.
it's free real state
@Wermhats Wormhat Jedi Code doesn't allow love so they do that then Fuck Disney for destroying what little of the code they held
i don't consider anything after ROTJ as "star wars" (except for mandalorian because it's actually entertaining)
14:21 bro I was drinking water and choked when you said that 🤣🤣🤣
Palpatine literally survives his own lighting being reflected back on him by Mace Windu, but dies when Rey does it.
Everything wrong with Star wars the rise of Skywalker:
It was made.
@BK Beatty take my like, both of you.
more like
HOW it was made.
The entire trilogy had good ideas but screwed up the execution on every level. it kiinda feels like no one that worked on these films was working together
@@astrocat3434 how do you want it done
"Who are you?"
"Rey."
"Rey who?"
*Jar Jar's ghost appears, smiling at Rey in the distance*
"Rey Binks"
SuperExpert ”Meesa rey rey binks”
Yes
@J M Leia and Luke Skywalker were her mentors. She had a thing with Kylo (*Ben Solo - I keep forgetting they named him that). Han took her in, kinda, and he's not a Skywalker, but he's Kylo's father.
But sure, her taking Jar Jar's name makes as much sense as she taking the Skywalker name.
Look, you can hate it and still not go through a brain fart to shit on it.
@@custer3176 LOL! I love it. Oh Fun Fact: There was actually a cancelled script where Jar Jar Binks was revealed to be Palpatine's Sith Master after the events of Episode 1.
@Bealzer Mcgraw He was a Jedi. He took after his mom.
I used to watch you in high school. Like before you did White Chicks lol this brought back memories! I'm glad your still posting
When you think they cannot make a truly screwed up movie, they screw it up to a new level.
In JJ's mind, here's what makes an excellent Star Wars movie:
-References every 5 minutes to past Star Wars movies
-A plot "loosely" based off highly liked Star Wars movies
-No references whatsoever to Star Wars movies he deems as "bad"
-Jokes
you forgot the quotations around "jokes"
@@deceam208 omg yes
If I were in charge of Disney, my instructions would be to create a compromise between Abrams's obsession with nostalgia and Johnson's middle finger to it
The funny thing is that when Rian Johnson tried to so something different and break that pattern, fans got even more pissed
7 felt like a star wars film and he asked Lucas if this is OK in the universe and possible? And he said yes and gave his approval. You may not like it but it is a SW film. 8 took a dump on the universe lol. 9 had to fix 8