In case anyone is wondering what he typed, I spent way too much of my time figuring it out lol, I included typos, but put brackets after them. I also put brackets where he backspaced explaining what he backspaced. Last but not least, the copypasta he is referencing can be found by searching google for "Navy Seal Copypasta", anyways, here it is: what the fuvk[fuck] did you say yto[to] me[he accidentally types in a comma instead of m the first time he types "me', but backspaces and fixes it.] , you little bitvh[bitch]? I'll have[he backspaces here to fix a typo where he typed habe] you know that I graduated top of my class[when he started typing class he seemed unsure that he typed c and backspaced, and then continued to type, however he did infact type c correctly the first time] in the navy seals, and I mhavew[have] over 300 kills. I am[when typing the m in am, the first time he accidentally types a comma, but he backspaces and fixes it] traibed[trained] in groilla[gorrila, which if he had finished typing the copy pasta properly he would have typed gorrila warfare. the actual spelling of gorilla in that context would be guerrilla, which refers to guerrilla warefare, a type of warfare fought by irregulars in fast-moving, small-scale actions against orthodox military and police forces. However, the video creator is using the way used in the original copypasta, in which the person who wrote that copypasta spelt it incorrectly.]
Very impressive. I promise I can type properly but zero travel, infinite resistance, no visual and basically no touch feedback makes it... difficult. Kek You've earned a pin. Props to ya~
Don't mind my 10 wpm typing speed. I still gotta get used to this keyboard. ;D *Edit: Thanks for giving a 3am shit-post I thought would get 200 views per annum, over a million views instead!* *I appreciate all of you and I'm glad most of you thought it was funny!*
How long would your legends fade approximately? Mine (graphite) after few weeks of use, some of them blurred to gray with slight dent & rough scratch on it
too muted, i recommend switching some switches to a richer sound type of switch like woodie w1s or tobble t1s, or if you want to go cheap, eyeKia v1s and lubed them with kryWood 205w0 edit: this started as a joke now it's a bigger jokes lolz treeteron yellow is also a good budget option
I was in my room watching this video and my sister came, she says "Wow that keyboard sounds good! how did he mod it?" She didn't know that the sound was from a wood table with a keyboard drawn on it. Great video! 😂😭👍
I really liked the Nail-Clip Mod, in which it makes it more Thocc-y, but less volume. It does sound abit lower, but you get less overall sound compared if you got 50% Nail Length. Overall a 10/10
i once heard of a keyboard that was projected from a device onto a table so it was like a 2D holographic keyboard, if it is still a thing you could've used that and have the same outcome
This, is the true endgame. That deep, deep sound signature from the keys that might be even deeper than the spacebar. And the durwood stabs, oh my god. No ticking, no rattle, nothing. Just perfection.
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a Multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but it gets faster each minute after you hear the signal. [Beep] A single lap should be complete each time you hear this sound. [Ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as fast as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start. On your mark, get ready, start.
Actually wonder if i should make a keeb like that. Like the keys would be separate, but lasered or milled out of a single piece of plywood, and would have an FSR under each key with no perceptible movement. It probably won't be great. What would someone pay for that?
This is how all science fiction media thinks people will type in the future: on some hard ass looking glass touch display with each hand typing on their own separate keyboard while commandeering a spaceship.
You can possibly make this functional. Just buy one of those laser projectors that displays a keyboard on your table and you now have the best sounding kb ever lmao.
In case anyone is wondering what he typed, I spent way too much of my time figuring it out lol, I included typos, but put brackets after them. I also put brackets where he backspaced explaining what he backspaced. Last but not least, the copypasta he is referencing can be found by searching google for "Navy Seal Copypasta", anyways, here it is: what the fuvk[fuck] did you say yto[to] me[he accidentally types in a comma instead of m the first time he types "me', but backspaces and fixes it.] , you little bitvh[bitch]? I'll have[he backspaces here to fix a typo where he typed habe] you know that I graduated top of my class[when he started typing class he seemed unsure that he typed c and backspaced, and then continued to type, however he did infact type c correctly the first time] in the navy seals, and I mhavew[have] over 300 kills. I am[when typing the m in am, the first time he accidentally types a comma, but he backspaces and fixes it] traibed[trained] in groilla[gorrila, which if he had finished typing the copy pasta properly he would have typed gorrila warfare. the actual spelling of gorilla in that context would be guerrilla, which refers to guerrilla warefare, a type of warfare fought by irregulars in fast-moving, small-scale actions against orthodox military and police forces. However, the video creator is using the way used in the original copypasta, in which the person who wrote that copypasta spelt it incorrectly.]
Very impressive.
I promise I can type properly but zero travel, infinite resistance, no visual and basically no touch feedback makes it... difficult. Kek
You've earned a pin.
Props to ya~
You mad fucking lad
@@fablesolar8203 Facts.
this deservers more attention
bro what the fuck
When a literal table sounds better than your keyboard:
It be like that sometimes.
true
me tho
yes
he has better lube, the h20
Sounds like when someone is erratically placing blocks in Minecraft.
your first house be like:
ie. what my family hears every night at like 11PM when they're tying to sleep
the fact I mainly use an IBM Model M doesn't help either
Oh wait that's absolutely how the sound effects were made !
@@user-tv2iq8lr7w I wouldn't be surprised if that was it! I mean, it absolutely tracks with the origin of the game being a small team or even one guy
Now I can't unhear it!
Challenge: Make it into a functional keyboard using the camera to detect key presses. Ultimate customization is possible!
*sweats*
Virtual laser keyboard exist but have very bad input
@@anggaadandiputra8450 That's what came to mind. Aren't some of them at least tolerable tho?
Putting 3 mics around the keyboard to detect the keypress might be possible. Something like GPS but with sound.
@@yeong126 Only problem I can think of with that is that noise filtering would be very difficult.
Jokes aside, this could be a pretty dope functional keyboard if there's some kind of motion tracking device to track the taps
I mean, I remember there being a laser keyboard that was made that was basically laid out exactly like this. Works exactly the way you suggest ;)
that does exist...
Don't mind my 10 wpm typing speed.
I still gotta get used to this keyboard.
;D
*Edit: Thanks for giving a 3am shit-post I thought would get 200 views per annum, over a million views instead!*
*I appreciate all of you and I'm glad most of you thought it was funny!*
One could potentialy build a working keyboard around this concept.
Multiple cameras and a microphone connected to a CNN might do it.
@@Feuermagier1337 I'll have to leave that one to you, mate.
;)
@@justlazhere this is cursed
@@treveoncox5091 Mayhaps.
Where can I get one
Wow is it wireless too ?
Hecc yeah it is, with an unbelievable battery life!
Its just less
@@AnteUjcic lmao
wow
It Might Be Wireless, But Definately Not DeskLess.
ok but why does his desk sound better than mine
omg how does he do that WOAH
Sacrificing the HP of my fingers.
@@justlazhere That funny.
your stabs are the best sounding out of any keyboard ive heard. How'd you mod them?
Just some linseed oil for the wooden stabs.
wood glue
How long would your legends fade approximately?
Mine (graphite) after few weeks of use, some of them blurred to gray with slight dent & rough scratch on it
@@kitsunemesis God has an anime pfp huh the more you know ig
with modded fabulous nails 😌
too muted, i recommend switching some switches to a richer sound type of switch like woodie w1s or tobble t1s, or if you want to go cheap, eyeKia v1s and lubed them with kryWood 205w0
edit: this started as a joke now it's a bigger jokes lolz
treeteron yellow is also a good budget option
Nah trybOaks 3024 best lube for smoothness..
@@streaming8362 for me it's too thicc, but it's everyone's preference
@@NoneTaken kryWood 203w0 is thinner, but my preference for switches are Boba U4Tree’s
I like treelios switches
@@fritz1191 i definitely will use tryOaks 3024 for the linears but it's too woody for me
He tried to create a meme but instead created a masterpiece
Can we just take a moment to appreciate just how neat he made those brackets tho
if i closed my eyes i would genuinely think that's a real keyboard
It is real, what cha talking about?
kek
yea ur right was just jealous cuz u have a better board than me
Blind people:
@@sansnitizer oh nohhahahahahaahah
@@sansnitizer oh you on to something now
what keycaps are you using?
Laz : Wood
ok what switches are you using?
Laz : W00D
OK, WHAT STABS ARE YOU USING?
Laz : WOOOOOOOOOD
W00OO00OOOO0OOOOD
Wewd
"Cherry" MX lol
@@dathaniel9403 but not browns.
peen
man this makes those laser keyboard a bit more sense than before.
That’s actually a REALLY good asmr video, it’d definitely blow up on the asmr community if you tag it or add in the title
I second this. The usual tapping done in ASMR videos tends to bug me more than anything, but I zoned out listening to this video lol.
Plot Twist: There's a sensor under it so he's actually typing
Or next to it: ruclips.net/video/YRMsKjmjiU4/видео.html and/or ruclips.net/video/cQqgm7PGSXA/видео.html
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I'd nab those keycaps in a heartbeat if they offerred an ortholinear set.
Hecc yeah.
Perhaps there is a DIY route you can take. ;D
He he
yo what kind of switches are those
Gateron woods.
Crazy to see how advanced technology is these days. Finally free hardware.
I was in my room watching this video and my sister came, she says "Wow that keyboard sounds good! how did he mod it?" She didn't know that the sound was from a wood table with a keyboard drawn on it. Great video! 😂😭👍
Keks
*Sweating* Yeah uhhh... mods yeahh... hmmmmmm *WOOD*
*Should we tell him the truth that it is a real keyboard?*
Your sister came? 😳
@@suponjubobu5536 yea man cs I wasn't using my headset when I see this video. I put the audio on speaker😂
@@justlazhere heck yeah! Wood supremacy
This literally the thockiest keyboard ever. It sound and feel just like typing on wood
Edit: thanks for 5k+ likes you guy rock!!!
lmao
Bro what lube does he use?
@@what-xw4ld water
@@what-xw4ld krytox h20
Ừ :))
I really liked the Nail-Clip Mod, in which it makes it more Thocc-y, but less volume. It does sound abit lower, but you get less overall sound compared if you got 50% Nail Length. Overall a 10/10
but imagine if a keyboard actually sounded like that
This really shows a lot about our society, there is no escape key showing the corruption of capitalism
Skill issue
I can't believe so many people thought this was a fake keyboard, they didn't even check. 🗿
I love this channel because I just don't get all the keyboard fuss and appreciate quality posts like this.
Watching this on a wood desk....
WHY IS TYPING ON WOOD SO SATISFYING!?!?!?!?
That was a nice thocc. But it sounds like it needs some lubricant. ;)
Well played. This just showed up on my home feed.
Damn, you're right.
Some Krytox on the switches and dielectric grease on the stabilisers.
@@justlazhere bandaid mod aswell
@@TwinJag374 tape mod as well
@@johanns7633 yes. And film the switches
@@TwinJag374 and pe foam mod
that board sounds consistent, not just on every row, but even the modifiers sound the same as the normal keys LOL
Facts.
if a keyboard acctually sounded like this i would buy it
i once heard of a keyboard that was projected from a device onto a table so it was like a 2D holographic keyboard, if it is still a thing you could've used that and have the same outcome
Damn, I love the 0 cm front height and 0° typing angle. Was it hard to get used to? Also, your stabs are REALLY smooth, good job!
Thancc
It was difficult to get used to but I managed.
What about that 0mm travel? That must be a bother to get used to
@@vinculaomega5283 I got used to it, just like we do on every modern phone.
;D
@@justlazhere Ahh, I see! Seems really stiff though, I like boards that flex. But good stuff!
Teacher: "Aight class, bring out your computer"
Kid in the last row:
This, is the true endgame. That deep, deep sound signature from the keys that might be even deeper than the spacebar. And the durwood stabs, oh my god. No ticking, no rattle, nothing. Just perfection.
Yo real talk this still sounds relaxing af. I would totes get a keeb that sounds like this if I could.
that actually sounds satisfying asf
This keyboard has none of the keys and all of the board. Love it.
Touch Keyboard: Where did that bring you? Back to me.
*Quietly includes this in her ASMRs playlist*
it still sounds better than mine
This already exists. It uses a projector to project the keys onto a flat surface and then an IR sensor to detect keypresses
The FitnessGram Pacer Test is a Multistage aerobic capacity test that progressively gets more difficult as it continues. The 20 meter pacer test will begin in 30 seconds. Line up at the start. The running speed starts slowly, but it gets faster each minute after you hear the signal. [Beep] A single lap should be complete each time you hear this sound. [Ding] Remember to run in a straight line, and run as fast as possible. The second time you fail to complete a lap before the sound, your test is over. The test will begin on the word start.
On your mark, get ready, start.
wow love the minimalist wood design🥰
That cigarette burn on wood really adds aesthetic to your keyboard. So jealous.
Just get one of them *laser projecting keyboards* and this is officially the thockiest keyboard and better sounding than a membrane.
this is what trackpad users sound like trying to build a house in minecraft
that knuckle cracking was too nice sounding
This looks like my keyboard written down on a piece of paper.
*I still can't believe a table is better than my own keyboard*
I fell into a wormhole of really nice sounding keyboards and I don’t ever wanna leave 😭
unironically did this in the car while waiting for my dad to get back with the groceries
i actually just type on my desk occasionally just for fun and you have nailed the sound perfectly.
Actually wonder if i should make a keeb like that. Like the keys would be separate, but lasered or milled out of a single piece of plywood, and would have an FSR under each key with no perceptible movement. It probably won't be great. What would someone pay for that?
if someone could actually replicate that sound i would pay big money for that shit
Every keyboard RUclipsr: Spends hundreds on keyboards.... types with two fingers.
I don't know why keyboard vids keep coming up in my recommondations but this is by far the best lol
technically if the same technology that’s used for those projector white boards teachers have for this you could literally have a built in keyboard
I admirer the dedication to draw on to the desk...
maan I wish this was a keyboard you was selling ngl, browski......that sounds too good, man......well done, bro
Why does it sound better than my 100 dollar custom keyboard 💀
We are experiencing some next level technology right here, this could be revolutionary
This sounds so good idk how
This is how all science fiction media thinks people will type in the future: on some hard ass looking glass touch display with each hand typing on their own separate keyboard while commandeering a spaceship.
His knuckle cracks sounded better than the keyboard.
Actually this would be a cool idea with pressure sensors, thin wood and stuff...
There is an actual thing like that, but it's just kinda impractical, and you don't get the nice sensation of the keys being pushed down
alternate title: oK bUt dOeS yOuR nAiLs sOuNd tHiS gOoD
kek
yes , my keyboard does indeed sound like a chess match.
The perfect solution to all my keyboard problems.
Let's just talk about how great the design of keycap prints is
imagine OSU players using this kind of technology to wake their neighbours up
when a table sounds better than your keyboard
That table sounding mad good.
Don't worry guys, he's testing the new Magic keyboard with solid state switches and an all new minimalist design.
here from glarses lmao
Hecc yeah.
Same
i dont know why i genuinely enjoyed this.
The only things missing are the 'f' and 'j' bumps for finger homing and I am sold.
Insane. Gotta drop what you used to make this masterpiece.
You can possibly make this functional. Just buy one of those laser projectors that displays a keyboard on your table and you now have the best sounding kb ever lmao.
2058: drawing keyboards that actually work
OMG FINALLY, you have to tell me the build. How come I've never heard of these keycaps and switches before????!! Its amazing!
Wood, wo0d, Gateron Woods, wO0D, your soul, wood.
it literally just sounds like you're tapping on wood how the hell did you make it that good
awesome build, did you get this on ikea?
Top secret.
Nah man ikea wood isnt even solid or thock he must import it from other country
I think this guy's finger needs a massage after this, it must've hurted so much
Finally, keyboard video that doesn't make me pissed off at it being in my recommended
Bro this sounds better than my keyboard
Totally, tapping hard on a TOTAL real working wooden keyboard is thocc.
Sheeeeesh
Chad probably had the QWERTY order memorized
Imagine doing this in 90's without social media... They think i'm crazy in class. xD
Even he can make a quality keyboard video.
What's your excuse?
so awesome just how low can a low profile keyboard can go
THIS HAS BETTER SOUND THAN YOUR AVERAGE KEYBOARD
CHANGE MY MIND
when you rage at a game, The keyboards are rising up now.
I'll buy your entire stock!
(How much do they cost?)
You'll have to Email me in private for a quote.
Here before this blows up
I can only hope to achieve an algorithm moment.
I doubt that I'll be lucky enough but we'll see.
:P
@@justlazhere eyyy, you ended up on glarses' new vid. congrats
@@TrebleMelodies Yay!
@@justlazhere got this in recommended
it’s coming!!!
this is how minecraft sounds were made
it appears this is the one and only woodpecker 1029 keyboard
What switches are you using? I would love to get my hands on those does it have rgb?
Yeah full ARGB and uhh they are hmmmm hrrrrrng ahhhh *WOOD*.
@@justlazhere cherry woods?
i loved this
this sound is clean ass hell bro ngl