Lol, just imagine what it looks like from Mrs. Peacock's perspective. *stabs a guy* haha never saw it coming *cops fuckin blow the shit outta the door, arrest her before you can blink* WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
First on the scene: “We got a mu-“ Detective: “Ms.Scarlet” YEEEEEEAH!!! CSI: Clue All new episodes 8pm EST only on CBS And next week, don’t miss the 0.01.466 second long special episode. Double the length, double the excitement!!!
Everyone who is confused I’ll explain the speed run. Basically Clue is a detective game where you find the killer, the weapon and the room. In this you can pretty much hit random and hope for the best
- Randomly clicked a recommended video - Never heard the game - Dont know about the game concept - Dont have an idea wtf is going on - Write a comment about my own confusion...
It’s a board game where normally players have to guess who the suspect is, with what weapon the suspect killed the victim, and in which room the crime took place all the while using intuition, deduction, and some guesswork
A more reasonable one is: ~Mrs. Scarlet is done with the murder and is the living room. The detective screams out "Mrs. Scarlet is guilty!" before even entering the mansion.~ *Game starts* *already in jail*
“That’s another fine job wrapping up that case isn’t it Dr. Watson?” “But Holmes, surely we should gather some evidence or collect witness statements before coming to such a rash conclusion in a murder investigation?” “I said that’s another fine job, now get the heroin.”
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Imagine being behind a murder and the literal moment the detective enters the mansion, without hesitation, not even glancing at someone says your name and you get sent to jail
So basically a murder happens, the detective comes into the building, accuses the first person he sees in less than a second, and somehow is the murderer. *Seems like a viable solution*
I think the underlying joke was suppose to be. Still NOT faster than I can bust a nut. It would be the more popular joke seeing as ofc the 0.733 seconds (or 3 seconds whichever he was commenting about) Would be way quicker than he can so call 'nut'. The joke was about him being a quickshooter right?
"My word, there's been a MURDER! And the culpr-"
"MISSPEACOCKROPELIBRARY"
"...shit."
I laughed so hard at this.
me too
me too
Shadowfire646 This comment deserves more likes
It's like one of those old British detective dramas, but the detective is an angry lunatic on bath salts.
"Wanna see me play Clue? Wanna see me do it again?"
Marc Shlyshen i love spongebob memes
This was a meme well before spongebob did it
ShinyWaxBullet ...
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Prove it
Marc Shlyshen no with you 😫
DO IT AGAIN! I WASN'T LOOKING!
Apparently the judge was speedrunning his court that day too
It was someone else speedrunning Phoenix wright
Bovine Designs his re-court
Welcome to the court of TAS, dismissed.
Detective: it was this bitch
Judge: fuck it why not
@@coltonloney302 more like edgeworth
_Imagine plotting a murder for months on end, the “Perfect Crime”, only for some lady to randomly guess correctly in 0.7 seconds and ruin your life_
Pedro Arthur *poetry 100*
Elementary, my dear
She had no *clue*
Underrated
*cues Seinfeld theme*
I want to beat you.
*CLUES* Seinfeld Theme
But also no doubts
She looked around just like, "Oh, that was quick."
She had made peace with her guilt
I don’t think she even had time to commit the murder.
@Mateus Vitor Lol, she never even thinked about those stuff xD
@@RetepAdam This needs more likes.
"god damn how did i get in here so fast"
Peacock didn’t even have time to comprehend what happened; she just looks down to the floor, accepting her fate
Plot Twist: Miss Scarlet was working with Peacock but sold her out, hence why she knew exactly how the crime was committed
Nooo,you cant just post 2 comments and get more likes!its not funny!
Dope Xddd :(
Dope Xddd Haha keyboard goes brrr
@@obliterator3426 haha Ctrl c Ctrl v go brrrrrrrr
666th like nice
I love how the actual setup took far longer than the gameplay itself
Suspicious Snail u got 1.6k likes
If you wanna be funny about it, it was the game still, so, even though he wasn’t playing, in some way it was like “gameplay”.
Like every time I played with McDonalds toys 15 years ago
@@redeyedfreak1264 10 thousand*
@@redeyedfreak1264 Now they have _16k_ likes. It's like it's coming full circle or something.
"I have committed a perfect crime!"
*0.733 seconds later*
Gary Grandy ha
"I have commi-"
this made me laugh more than it should have
Julian Prather O O F
"I-"
"your honor, she's guilty"
Judge: say no more
Manfred von Karma be like
Her disappointment is immeasurable, and her day is ruined.
Is ur pfp from destiny
@@stevencooper5235 always has been
@@sbrocoli6950 Oh wow, that is such a dead - Look Gordon, ropes! We can use these to traverse - Hello Gordon!
@⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Always has been
Implying the game lasted long enough to even call this a day?
I'd like to see this go to court
"What is your evidence that she did it?"
"No time for that!"
Next up, Phoenix Wright: Ace Attorney speedrun, 0:00.5322
"Present your case"
"SHES GUILTY!"
"Court dismissed"
"You'll never get away with this!"
"Oh yeah? And who's gonna sto--"
*JAIL CELL SLAMS SHUT*
EnergyKnife Lmao
"What's your evidence?"
"She is in a jail cell, why would innocent people be in there?"
"WE HAVE TO CATCH THE CRIMINAL PLEASE HELP!'
"Ok, *one sec* "
Man this detective took thing way too literally by actually doing it in 1 second
I bet he literally just accused the most innocent person ever
Literally
We don't have 1 sec
Give me 733 milliseconds
Ms. Peacock: “i should kill tha-“
player: *M I S S S C A R L E T*
Tfw when everyone is calling Ms. Peacock “Ms. Scarlet”
Tf(w)^2
The reason why Ms. Scarlet was said is because the game was announcing the players turn
@@radioactiveseaotter astounishing
Cachorrinho Jogador revolutionary
I had to google what tfw was and now I actually find the comment funny
"That feeling when"
-Mrs. Peacock did it
+Why?
-She has a stupid name
+M a k e s s e n s e
Valeen P.D. pretty much
Valeen P.D. What about Mr. Mustard?
That's COLONEL Mustard to you, pal.
What about Professor freaking Plum? I mean, at least Green and White are common last names.
Plum Is Tasty
you didnt even give her time to kill someone
She thought about killing someone, that's enough
@@bosniaforever she had a passing thought about strangling Colonel Mustard's ass in the kitchen and that was enough for him
@@bosniaforever That would be the Minority Report lol
This one is the one that made me laugh the most lol. Good one.
the detective is always 5 steps ahead
Miss Peacock: *breathes for 2 milliseconds longer than normal*
Player: **J A I L**
Mom: that computer will be shut off in 5 minutes!
This guy: *finishes clue 300 times*
lmao
409 times actually, since it is less than in a second.
Gonna watch the other half later
Yeah, the video is wayyy too long. Gonna have to watch it in two or three parts :/
Ya I'm just scrolling through all the comments as I watch the video.
neither are you
Sorry man.. But that was hilarious.
It's kinda boring tbh
What if you
Wanted to get away with murder
But the player said
“Miss Scarlet”
The player is miss scarlett
The player asked Miss Scarlet who she thought the murderer was and it turned out she was right, it was Miss Peacock
Well then your fucked
@@clickbait3753 69likes
How tf does this have 13k likes yet it only has 5 comments?
Mrs. Peacock: No one will ever know that it ‘twas I who committed those foul deeds!
Saradoc: *I am four parallel universes ahead of you.*
"You fool. I have been building speed for the last 0.773 seconds!"
Ms Scarlet: **Finds Rope in the library with fingerprints on them**
Ms. Peacock: 👁👄👁
When you're a detective and you're working on a crime, but your girl said her parents aren't home
how old are we in this scenario?
Daedlus right
Underrated comment
MAGNUM DONG
Plot twist; the girl is Miss Scarlet
*M I S S S C A R L E T*
Wow that was very clever
:D
S S S
click... click click click click click
Halestar I was looking for this
When ur a detective, but the last Cheetos bag is bout to be sold out
Miss Scarlet: “It was Mrs Peacock with the rope in the library! Prove me wrong Peacock!”
Mrs Peacock: “.....Just take me to jail already.”
Host: Ah, Mr Holmes! Come in, I trust tha-
Sherlock: MISSUSPEACOCKWITHTHEROPEINTHELIBRARY
sherlock got tired of miss peacock's bs crimes
Premium comment
Discombobulated
Ms peacock hoW diD yA knOw
I literally read that faster than I can say it
Guy: Somone was killed in the mansion!
You: *M S . S C A R L E T*
*J A I L*
Hmm
Actually the murderer is mrs peacock not scarlet at 0:16
@@hydrogameinggamer shush
HydroNovaa woooosh
hey it you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Mrs Peacock: "You will never get me"
(7.33 Milliseconds later)
0:17
From the makers of Cluedo, we present you:
*ClueDONE*
- Bae come over
- I can't I'm solving a crime
- My parents ain't home
*0.733 seconds later*
"i'm solving a crime"
"my parents aren't home"
"i know"
I'm here
Also that night: “ *you only last .733 seconds?* “
Hi , welcome to my speed run of Clu... Oh wait, we're already done...
More like:
"Hey, and welcome to my speed run of Clue
"..."
"..."
"Okay thats all, see you next time!"
Welc-
That's all see you next time!
"Welcome to the AGDQ run of-"
"TIME!"
Christian Pertica lol
it was her! the end there i saved you the "long" speed run meh...
Her: Come over
Me: no, I’m playing Clue
Her: I’m home alone
Me: *Miss Scarlet*
@Andhika Danuatmaja "wow, look at me! im so funny using the word simp! ahahaha!"
-andhika danuatmaja (tf kind of name is that) 2020
@Andhika Danuatmaja Considering how you misused the word simp completely, I'm assuming you're not very old.
@Andhika Danuatmaja do you know what simp even means?
@Andhika Danuatmaja haha simp!! lol xd!! simp simp simp!!!!
@Andhika Danuatmaja He probably has a better son than you aswell
Guy: Someone was ki-
Speedrunner: *MRSPEACOCKWITHTHEROPEINTHELIBRARY*
It is actually Peacock who went to jail. Get your facts right, comment section.
Mrs. Peacock*
@@nomike3202 How dare you assume Peacock's gender!
Cool Spider
Youre right.
That was completely uncalled for.
How dare I
*Mrs. Scarlet*
Cool Spider that joke is so flipping epic
Sorry I blinked, can you do that again
Longest blind ever
Sorry the intro was too long and it had my eyes sore
Flawnex blind
Luo Lewis DO IT AGAIN I WASN'T LOOKING
Flawnex Nah, some people are blind their whole life. THAT'S the longest blind ever.
Narrator: “miss scarlet…”
Miss peacock: ok guess I’ll die
you know ur games legit when speedrunners can beat it in under a second
Lyrics:
Miss Scarlet
ey b0ss lol
*_M I S S S C A H L E T T_*
ey b0ss 420 likes
Rip pink guy
666 likes !!!!!
Lol, just imagine what it looks like from Mrs. Peacock's perspective.
*stabs a guy* haha never saw it coming
*cops fuckin blow the shit outta the door, arrest her before you can blink*
WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
Dingaling I love this comment
She hung him. In the library.
Rainbow 6
insert Persona 5 music
Actually, it was with a rope :D
Speedruner be like:
*_"M I S S S C A R L E T"_*
*_J A I L_*
NickDoBush stolen
Stupid comment
Plot Twist: she was caught mid murder and was already in jail, Ms. Scarlet just lives in the house
She never had a chance.
Doomreb omfg
Doomreb sure she did she had a 0:00:772 second chance
wtf ahaha
If she picked any other weapon and room combination she would have gotten away with it
She never had a clue
First on the scene: “We got a mu-“
Detective: “Ms.Scarlet”
YEEEEEEAH!!! CSI: Clue
All new episodes 8pm EST only on CBS
And next week, don’t miss the 0.01.466 second long special episode.
Double the length, double the excitement!!!
When he said “Miss Scarlett” I felt that
Everyone who is confused I’ll explain the speed run. Basically Clue is a detective game where you find the killer, the weapon and the room. In this you can pretty much hit random and hope for the best
MageBurger yeah, crazy ist it?
So that means this was a 1 in a million chance of happening? God bless RNG
It’s actually a 1 in 324 chance, get your math right
iñaki bolivar I think it was an exaggeration man
I get that he wasn’t giving an exact quantity but its a very extreme exaggeration 🤣, 1:3000 proportion
If he went to AGDQ:
Speedrun starts:
Alright first donation comes frommm...oh well nevermind
It would actually take ages lol, he pobably had to do it a 100rd times untill he got it right
iemand123456789 100rd?
oneherndrd
100rd lmao
onehundredrd
"Move over Sherlock there's a new detective in town!"
I’m surprised that there’s not a single speedrun documentary between Saradoc and chron for this game alone. Hopefully someone makes it soon.
He was going so fast that his mouse cursor had after images.
Underrated comment
Some people use that to see it better
Thats actually an option on old windows versions, like windows xp and 95
@@drjian6852 r/whoooosh
I learnt something new today
lyrics:
**clicks**
**thunder**
**click**
**click**
**click**
**click**
**thunder**
**click**
**silence**
Miss Scarlet?
**click**
**click**
**silence**
**jail bars began to close**
You're freakin awesome!(?
Спасибо за субтитры
Tru
Thank you
I owe you one
how
Ms. Peacock: lol they'll never fin-
Ms. Scarlet: you
Ms. P: what how!?
Ms. S: bruh it was super obvious * Yeets her into jail *
Ms. P: h
"Miss Scarlet."
Mrs.Peacock: :(
*MISS SCARLET*
Soul Heart Dispenser dark bum, is that you?
*head turns*
*Cell doors close*
*hello darkness my old friend...*
*bang*
Ms. Peacock:
Ms. Scarlet: I diagnose you with arrested.
10 out of 10 comment
Evidence: She killed the victim in front of all the guests.
I love the “effort” , “skill”, “ luck”and “dedication” put into this!
Luck does play a decent role here. I read somewhere that there is a 1 in 324 chances of getting it right, but I'm not 100% sure of the numbers.
"Tell me your evidence!"
*"MISSPEACOCKROPELIBRARY"*
Creodoz lol
Judge: *GOOD ENOUGH*
*M I S S S C A-L E T*
*G U I L T Y*
*L I F E S E N T E N C E*
10 Characters Who Can Beat Thanos
*infinity war theme plays*
'THANOS GAUNTLET UNIVERSE'
*thanos in jail*
GangsterJerby Thanos about to snap. M I S S S C A R L E T
DEAD MEME, GO FUCK YOURSELF
@@ShadowDemon17 *2 years ago*
"Mister Thanos"
When youtube recommendeds a 23 second video you know its pure art
The funny thing is, that's actually Miss Peacock.
I didn’t know Sherlock Holmes was a speed runner.
He holds the world record for "The Abominable Bride" with ~118 years!
*Holmes
John Rafael Enriquez Sherlock's home's
No, he's a speedster
She Lock Homes
* teleports behind Peacock *
_you are already in prison_
NANI!?
* jail cell closes *
fucking youtube and their retarded *read more* system. bamboozled again.
OMAE WA MOU SHINDEIRU
Christopher Matei Omaewa mo in jairu
omae wa mou shūjindesu
Then you need more monitors
Me: **Tries to play clue with my family**
My mom:
Man: Someone was k-
You: *IT WAS HER.*
Man: but how did y-
You: *DID I STUTTER?*
"Clue is such a complex game"
*A R E Y O U S U R E A B O U T T H A T?*
*hold my beer*
That picture matches so well it's adding extra minutes on my laughometer
why is Nobody commenting on the typo
[edit]nvm they fixed it
I can’t think of a name i see you everywhere
Spawn kill?
Josh report em
Camper
it's more pre alpha kill
Reported
She didn't even know she would kill someone yet
Imagine winning a Clue game by only guessing randomly
No need to
@@Baage73 Skeet
I have no Idea how I landed on this video
You have no clue
I do. I’ve been watching lots of short video clips, game related content, and some speed runs. The RUclips algorithm probably caught on.
@@nerasomnia Yeah, same here
I was watching police badge cam footage... Close enough.
Same
Well I guess that method would have had to work eventually.
1/324 chance
govin pillai ha
I have no *CLUE* on why RUclips recommended to me!
"Ok, Lets start by looking on the clue-"
M I S S S C A R L E T
For those of you who are curious... it's a 1 in 288 chance of getting the suspect, weapon and room all correct by guessing randomly.
Yes Man That's 2.34%! Crazy!
actually, it comes up 0.0030864198.... which is a 0.31% chance roughly....
yes, i grabbed a calculator for that
DarkFrozenDepths
It was all calculated
*calculations of extremely hard math appear in front of me*
- Randomly clicked a recommended video
- Never heard the game
- Dont know about the game concept
- Dont have an idea wtf is going on
- Write a comment about my own confusion...
Same bruh
hey it's the same guy with the same funny name
Jmodrak yes, i live outside the us.
It’s a board game where normally players have to guess who the suspect is, with what weapon the suspect killed the victim, and in which room the crime took place all the while using intuition, deduction, and some guesswork
how haven’t you heard of clue it’s also a board game
0:17
“When u try ur best but u don’t succeed”
I just can’t comprehend how fast this is it’s good
Gonna watch the rest tomorrow
Arkanefull I laughed way harder at this comment than I should have! XD
Good idea
Hahahaha
LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO
1,5 likes on 1 comment. 4 comments on that comment (5 with me now).
*Game starts*
Mrs. Peacock: Oh well, let's sta-- *gets thrown into jail cell*
More like
*Game Starts*
Ms.Peacock: O- *Thrown Into Jail*
More like: miss scarelt *in jail*
A more reasonable one is:
~Mrs. Scarlet is done with the murder and is the living room. The detective screams out "Mrs. Scarlet is guilty!" before even entering the mansion.~
*Game starts*
*already in jail*
*MISS SCARLET*
S Space The Immortal[The Universal Hero] *miss peacock
“That’s another fine job wrapping up that case isn’t it Dr. Watson?”
“But Holmes, surely we should gather some evidence or collect witness statements before coming to such a rash conclusion in a murder investigation?”
“I said that’s another fine job, now get the heroin.”
Murder, she was arrested before killing someone
Lmfao
Now that I have your attention I would thoroughly appreciate anyone checking my memes:
ruclips.net/video/I_pZFBgIDjc/видео.html
More trash will follow in the coming weeks.
You know this was funny especially compared to RUclips comment "comedians" until i saw the self promotion.
Trashi D. Namgyal hey quit being so trashi why don’t ya
Imagine being behind a murder and the literal moment the detective enters the mansion, without hesitation, not even glancing at someone says your name and you get sent to jail
That speedrun was faster than saying "Miss Scarlet", let alone the time it takes to write a comment...
You are literally everywhere
ms peacock actually
@@birchtree7383 he said saying stupid
Klosop28 sorry, feel free to further critize my 2 month old comment
This Speedrun was faster than the fastest breath a human being can take in lmao
So basically a murder happens, the detective comes into the building, accuses the first person he sees in less than a second, and somehow is the murderer.
*Seems like a viable solution*
Clue Speedrun in 0:00.733
3.476.875 of people: Interesting
The Detective: “Hip-pity hop-pity this case is mine, you living a normal life is now a crime!”
Mom: You better get in bed and stop playing games right this second!
Son: No problem
**pops in clue**
PacerLeeGaming oh shit I can still play for .3 seconds! :D
Still faster than I can bust a nut.
JC Denton *How Tho?*
JC Denton what did he type wrong?
I think the underlying joke was suppose to be. Still NOT faster than I can bust a nut. It would be the more popular joke seeing as ofc the 0.733 seconds (or 3 seconds whichever he was commenting about) Would be way quicker than he can so call 'nut'. The joke was about him being a quickshooter right?
He had around a 0.3% chance of guessing correctly
xXCaptainSherbertXx i really want more subs pls i subbed you can you sub back pls
No, 0.003% chance.
forward slash That’s incorrect. You multiplied the fractions correctly (1/6 * 1/6 * 1/8) but you didn’t multiply by 100 to get the percentage
Yes Man Shit, your right. I didn’t see “the hall” at the top.
Yes Man Yet it still rounds to the same answer
"I know a murderer whenever I see one"
"nothing travels faster than the speed of light
This guy: hold my mouse
0:16 this whole time I thought it was Scarlet going to jail but it was actually Peacock
"miss scarlet has accused correctly"
really? this "whole time"?
thats half a time at best
@@roxinim6479 u are miss scarlett
click clicl click
"Mrs Scarlett"
that escalated quickly
Clicl
That escarletted quickly*
Everything. I see what you did there... Well done...
That was easy
Almost 4 million people went “alright this looks interesting” LOL
Man these dudes at CSI get better and better.
She didnt even have time to put the jumpsuit on lmfao
i saw this in recommended
was not disappointed
French Ahegao profile pic for...research
Profile sorce?
0xVENx0 looking to research as well?
No Lifer for science. Obviously.
yeah! of course!
I love that the lobby screen took more time than the actual gameplay
I feel like he’s one of those guys in Minority Report for predicting crimes before it happened.
This is some of the finest detective work I have ever seen.
So it would seem...