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  • Опубликовано: 16 май 2024
  • Where are college kids heading to now that Miami is shutting down spring break? Michael Kosta and Desi Lydic report on the hottest new Florida travel destination: Fort Lauderdale, where things are getting so wild, kids are considering careers in law enforcement. #DailyShow #MichaelKosta #DesiLydic
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  • @medusagorgon8432
    @medusagorgon8432 2 месяца назад +902

    I am completely sold on the double host. It's different and rather entertaining.

    • @ScytheNoire
      @ScytheNoire 2 месяца назад +72

      Worked on SNL for years.

    • @CaelWhiz
      @CaelWhiz 2 месяца назад +37

      It's like a deranged news report, and I'm here for it

    • @___beyondhorizon4664
      @___beyondhorizon4664 2 месяца назад +24

      Inspired by Weekend Updates, aka SNL, as long as it's funny

    • @simond.455
      @simond.455 2 месяца назад +36

      It's working exceptionally well with Desi and Michael.

    • @coleyboy1921
      @coleyboy1921 2 месяца назад +13

      I like it with Desi and Jordan

  • @roodbennett
    @roodbennett 2 месяца назад +142

    Covering the Trumpets for 9 years 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Krackonis
      @Krackonis 2 месяца назад

      Where most nations arrest coup plotters within 1 year....

    • @dennisbecraft1303
      @dennisbecraft1303 2 месяца назад +4

      So it isn't only Don, Jr.?
      I thought TFG's choice was Adderal. What am I missing?

    • @roodbennett
      @roodbennett 2 месяца назад

      @@dennisbecraft1303 the lists of medications prescribed at the White House during tRump's time in office is staggering for addictive substances.

    • @lornahampson4954
      @lornahampson4954 2 месяца назад

      Hahahaha

  • @rosevinet873
    @rosevinet873 2 месяца назад +25

    I absolutely love having two anchors I think that's the best format so far

  • @mechanicaldavid4827
    @mechanicaldavid4827 2 месяца назад +99

    I don't think the writer's room could have asked for a better reading of those lines - great work! I laughed, I cried, & I avoided going to Florida entirely!

  • @bradbaldus1713
    @bradbaldus1713 2 месяца назад +120

    This duet might be the winner they're looking for as far as hosting.

    • @coleyboy1921
      @coleyboy1921 2 месяца назад +6

      Not a huge fan of Michael, he's very gray. Prefer Jordan and Desi.

    • @declanmcsherry9368
      @declanmcsherry9368 2 месяца назад +4

      @@coleyboy1921Yes Jordan and desi would be absolutely peak

    • @Internet_Enjoyer
      @Internet_Enjoyer Месяц назад +1

      i hope you are kidding. neither of them is very funny and i dont feel ANY chemistry between them. plus these lame jokes about policemen and their work aren't cool or helping to bring the country back together again.

    • @Marshall_Stacks
      @Marshall_Stacks Месяц назад +2

      @@Internet_Enjoyer Just be quiet if that's the best you can do.

  • @drewdidgeridoo3174
    @drewdidgeridoo3174 2 месяца назад +102

    love this dynamic duo!!

  • @tomholroyd7519
    @tomholroyd7519 2 месяца назад +307

    I have to say, I used to live in Ft. Lauderdale and every year, spring break was like an invasion of ARMY ANTS and all the locals stay away from the beaches

    • @Bitter65
      @Bitter65 2 месяца назад +22

      I live on the beach in Fort Lauderdale. Traffic during Spring Break is horrible, and it does get crowded, but the city and the cops actually do a great job controlling the madness. We never see idiots vandalizing cars, out of control riots or shootings like Miami has the past few years.

    • @akhenatenra2841
      @akhenatenra2841 2 месяца назад +3

      You ain't lying. I approve. I use to stay there too.

    • @channonlegier9761
      @channonlegier9761 2 месяца назад +10

      It is anywhere in Florida. From Jacksonville to Key West or Panama City to Marco Island. Happens every winter, too.

    • @sharper68
      @sharper68 2 месяца назад +16

      A tourist city turning away the tourists in the busiest tourist season. Those kids will give their money to someone else, what could go wrong.

    • @lorigoshert6667
      @lorigoshert6667 2 месяца назад +3

      I used to live in Fort Myers and it was the same (not sure if that's been the case since Hurricane Ian).

  • @michaelwoodsdale460
    @michaelwoodsdale460 2 месяца назад +99

    The bronzer line high five was perfect - amazing news team!

  • @francobenevento7598
    @francobenevento7598 2 месяца назад +41

    Desi and Kosta are killing it. ❤

  • @orangecounty2033
    @orangecounty2033 2 месяца назад +63

    in college you go to Spring Break in Florida, then you discover Mardi Gras, a few years later you discover Las Vegas , and it's game on

    • @derkeheath5172
      @derkeheath5172 Месяц назад

      Then you discover the boy prostitutes of Thailand.
      Then they discover your bloated corpse hidden underneath a dead donkey on the beach.
      Then your son doesn't have a mature father figure to look up to, and the whole cycle starts over.

    • @lenordbrazil9580
      @lenordbrazil9580 Месяц назад

      I went straight for las Vegas

    • @mfanakithi2002
      @mfanakithi2002 Месяц назад

      There is order to this after 🤪👊🏽

    • @lgator08
      @lgator08 Месяц назад

      😂😂😂😂😂 totally

  • @fred420
    @fred420 2 месяца назад +69

    These two are like the perfect duo!

  • @kennethmoyers1396
    @kennethmoyers1396 2 месяца назад +145

    I didn't think two hosts at once would work, but I'm seeing a high drift-compatibility in this jaeger

    • @Rando9876
      @Rando9876 2 месяца назад +3

      its been magic on News update on SNL

    • @nopenope5042
      @nopenope5042 Месяц назад +1

      It doesn’t. Don’t encourage this plz.

    • @pmpowalisz
      @pmpowalisz 5 дней назад

      @@nopenope5042why doesn’t it?

  • @dfosterRGB
    @dfosterRGB 2 месяца назад +21

    I love these two hosting together.

  • @swissnik1966
    @swissnik1966 2 месяца назад +59

    Desi and Kosta as hosts are incredibly funny 😂! Way to go! Keep it up 👍🏻

    • @Internet_Enjoyer
      @Internet_Enjoyer Месяц назад +1

      i hope you are kidding. neither of them is very funny and i dont feel ANY chemistry between them. plus these lame jokes about policemen and their work aren't cool or helping to bring the country back together again.

  • @timothypenwell2487
    @timothypenwell2487 2 месяца назад +67

    Desi!!! ❤❤❤ Also, liking the dual host thing

  • @fv4594
    @fv4594 2 месяца назад +11

    I didn't think we needed two hosts but I'm here for it now.

  • @Palmerines
    @Palmerines 2 месяца назад +47

    This had SNL Weekend Update vibes

    • @kevinmcconnell3641
      @kevinmcconnell3641 2 месяца назад

      Just like Jon Stewart’s 15 ish years at the desk?
      There hasn’t been an original idea in humor in maybe a 100yrs, maybe centuries, other than radio or tv.

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 2 месяца назад

      @@kevinmcconnell3641Get over yourself

    • @Palmerines
      @Palmerines 2 месяца назад

      @@kevinmcconnell3641 meant more like duo banter with each one bouncing off each other, but yeah that too

    • @zunedog31
      @zunedog31 2 месяца назад +1

      Yeah not quite..

    • @Marshall_Stacks
      @Marshall_Stacks Месяц назад

      @@kevinmcconnell3641 Why you so sad?

  • @austinwald2731
    @austinwald2731 2 месяца назад +55

    Desi and Kosta crushing it!!!!!!!!

  • @AuditioningByHeart
    @AuditioningByHeart 2 месяца назад +4

    Desi and Kosta. That is the team! I would watch them all day long if I could.

  • @Chilanta24
    @Chilanta24 2 месяца назад +53

    0:46 same thing happen in Atlanta that’s why spring break is in Florida 😂

    • @daviegriffin3539
      @daviegriffin3539 2 месяца назад +11

      *Kids, once upon a time, there was FreakNiK...* ✨️ 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @guyjackson132
    @guyjackson132 2 месяца назад +15

    Yeah...Desi and Michael tag teaming!

  • @21desert
    @21desert 2 месяца назад +6

    I love these two paired up like this.

  • @Bars11_
    @Bars11_ 2 месяца назад +5

    This duo is the best😂😂

  • @helios7212
    @helios7212 2 месяца назад +5

    "Gonorrhea not that bad" 👀👀👀🤣😬😬😬😬

  • @notme2day
    @notme2day 2 месяца назад +28

    Floriduhhhh... come for vacation, leave on probation.

  • @Unfortunately_Mickey
    @Unfortunately_Mickey 2 месяца назад +34

    "Gonorrhea: Not that bad" Caught me off guard 😂
    Edit: I'm not a Desi fan in general, but their energy together is really fun

    • @kevinmcconnell3641
      @kevinmcconnell3641 2 месяца назад +5

      What’s your issue with Desi, beautiful, and a great delivery, that’s a two fer in my opinion!

    • @TheREALJosephTurner
      @TheREALJosephTurner 2 месяца назад

      @@kevinmcconnell3641 Everyone has their opinions, even unpopular ones. For instance, I can't stand Trevor.

    • @kevinmcconnell3641
      @kevinmcconnell3641 2 месяца назад

      @@TheREALJosephTurner I wasn’t a fan of Trevor’s, but I think that had as much to do with writers and director!

  • @Halloweenjakk
    @Halloweenjakk 2 месяца назад +47

    Dezzi is flawless

    • @nedludd7622
      @nedludd7622 2 месяца назад +1

      Well, she could lower her pitch.

    • @eyewaszero
      @eyewaszero 2 месяца назад +2

      So is Desi 😉

    • @Molotov49
      @Molotov49 2 месяца назад

      Desi looks like she is always mewing

  • @Griffin12536
    @Griffin12536 2 месяца назад +5

    loving the dual news desk

  • @wailinburnin
    @wailinburnin 2 месяца назад +4

    Great writing, great team delivery.

  • @JoshuaHeald
    @JoshuaHeald 2 месяца назад +13

    *☀️Happy Spring Break, everybody!⛱*

  • @probsnooneyouknowtbh3712
    @probsnooneyouknowtbh3712 Месяц назад +1

    I have great admiration for the time management skills of anyone who has the time to do anything during spring break besides catch up on assignments 😅

  • @matthall5758
    @matthall5758 2 месяца назад +5

    Costa kills me! Desi is great too.

  • @bycorentin
    @bycorentin 2 месяца назад +5

    love these 2 together

  • @historychannel365
    @historychannel365 2 месяца назад +5

    This reminded me of SNL Weekend Update.

  • @Judess89
    @Judess89 2 месяца назад +18

    Hello The Daily Show!⚘🤝💯

  • @derekdecamp1738
    @derekdecamp1738 2 месяца назад +4

    These two are awesome together

  • @natestrong4512
    @natestrong4512 2 месяца назад +4

    Love the dual news host. Desi & Jordan are my favs though.

  • @lbednaz
    @lbednaz 2 месяца назад +4

    In 1982 Fort Lauderdale was where I went for Spring Break! It was out of control then, but the businesses said they made 6 months income in about 2 weeks so it was worth it!

    • @moniqueengleman873
      @moniqueengleman873 2 месяца назад

      Back then we thought we were experiencing
      Freedom.
      Now these new entitled younger people ruin it for everyone.

  • @jakelus71
    @jakelus71 2 месяца назад +7

    Desi is the business!

  • @billy4227
    @billy4227 2 месяца назад +2

    Desi! Florida Spring Break - where cellulite goes to bake.

  • @coffeeNTrees
    @coffeeNTrees 2 месяца назад +4

    video about spring break realeased at 8am on friday morning.
    hilarious.

  • @toddunthank3142
    @toddunthank3142 2 месяца назад +3

    Police Academy: Spring Break, let's go.

  • @lawrencepentler9566
    @lawrencepentler9566 2 месяца назад +22

    Well kids, remember Romper Room? Put on your Thinking Cap.

    • @HaHaThatIsFunny
      @HaHaThatIsFunny 2 месяца назад +3

      Miss June from romper room was my 8th grade teacher, she was nothing like her TV persona and was truly evil

  • @emilywells1221
    @emilywells1221 2 месяца назад

    Love them together! Put them as double hosts! 🎉🎉🎉🎉

  • @williamjohnson6705
    @williamjohnson6705 2 месяца назад +15

    I love spring break fort L . I sold match box's of oregano, I even got repet customers 😂

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 2 месяца назад +1

      Maybe you should’ve stayed in school to not be illiterate

    • @williamjohnson6705
      @williamjohnson6705 2 месяца назад +3

      @@rlud304 got my masters in engineering at university of South Florida how about you ?

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 2 месяца назад +1

      @@williamjohnson6705 Glad you learned basic literacy between your last comment and this one. Just engineering in general? There’s only one kind huh 😆

    • @RippahRooJizah
      @RippahRooJizah 2 месяца назад

      ​@@williamjohnson6705I mean no offense but if a post you made fooled someone into thinking you don't have a Masters degree then said degree is not the best tool to brag with pertaining to literacy.

    • @williamjohnson6705
      @williamjohnson6705 2 месяца назад +1

      @@rlud304 I was quite civil.

  • @Celisar1
    @Celisar1 2 месяца назад +10

    Police officers have my admiration and my gratitude for the very demanding and often unpleasant job they do for the public.
    Without the police we would have no justice and no help in need.
    Thanks to all the men and women doing this for us. ❤

  • @jansenart0
    @jansenart0 2 месяца назад +4

    They remind me of Anchorman.

  • @TheGiggleMasterP
    @TheGiggleMasterP 2 месяца назад +59

    Personally I'm glad they broke spring break 😅

    • @michaelluong6484
      @michaelluong6484 2 месяца назад +2

      Hear hear

    • @daviegriffin3539
      @daviegriffin3539 2 месяца назад +3

      *I'll drink 🍸 to that...* 🤪 🤭

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 2 месяца назад

      Who are “they?”

    • @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing
      @WindFireAllThatKindOfThing 2 месяца назад +3

      If the tourism biz can't handle their paying customers making them rich when they're at their worst, then they don't deserve to get rich off them only when they're at their best.
      Capitalists sure are sure they pick their customers these days...wonder why that is?

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 Месяц назад

      @@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing Wow, such confidence!😆 Let me guess, you’re Not a local🤦🏻‍♀️haha!
      The “tourism biz” on South Beach is doing just fine all year round, especially winter. It’s just not okay to be simultaneously so clueless and also so full of yourself. Cringe

  • @bobjohnson1389
    @bobjohnson1389 2 месяца назад +9

    Living in fort Lauderdale and getting mad about this is like moving next to a septic pond and getting mad about the smell😂

    • @TheWhocaresusername
      @TheWhocaresusername 2 месяца назад +5

      thank you! we had people move into new condos on 2 street and then complained about the noise from the bars in the bar district they moved into.

  • @RB-yt6rx
    @RB-yt6rx 2 месяца назад +5

    I love yall as hosts

  • @lunarumbreon7699
    @lunarumbreon7699 2 месяца назад +3

    I got to hand it to Fort Lauderdale, they figured out that the only thing that kills a party faster than a cop doing their job is a cop trying to act cool

  • @Wildcat221
    @Wildcat221 2 месяца назад +2

    Didn’t even know spring break partying was still a thing 😂I’m 33 now and I’d feel unwelcome at this point

  • @Shawoowoo
    @Shawoowoo 2 месяца назад +1

    This was hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @idek1433
    @idek1433 2 месяца назад +20

    Always apply make up before doing coke its a pro tip that manydont heed smokey eye was just the shakes making applying normal eyeliner and shadow impossible 😅

  • @sparker_87
    @sparker_87 2 месяца назад

    I love these 2 together

  • @alextosto3809
    @alextosto3809 2 месяца назад +1

    Desi needs more airtime!

  • @SuzanneCloud
    @SuzanneCloud 2 месяца назад +1

    These two are great!!!!!

  • @Berengier817
    @Berengier817 2 месяца назад +8

    3:30 lol faux got played.

  • @justsayin5609
    @justsayin5609 Месяц назад +2

    Great team, these 2😂

  • @swiftdog49er51
    @swiftdog49er51 2 месяца назад +4

    This was hilarious

  • @bhumiharpittu
    @bhumiharpittu 2 месяца назад +1

    Beautiful Story

  • @FasterFaster196
    @FasterFaster196 Месяц назад

    I love these two!

  • @jasoninman1624
    @jasoninman1624 2 месяца назад +1

    this is golden

  • @Lericah4902
    @Lericah4902 2 месяца назад +2

    If Florida doesn't want Spring Break, Nebraska will take it.

    • @845835
      @845835 2 месяца назад +1

      Thank you for that laugh

  • @oldbeatpete
    @oldbeatpete Месяц назад

    crazy spring break😅!

  • @asadmorris3071
    @asadmorris3071 2 месяца назад +1

    I like the balance 💯

  • @maxdoubt5219
    @maxdoubt5219 2 месяца назад +6

    I fought a brawl in Miami one spring by the
    ocean and ended up clobbered quite hard.
    But I'll _still_ fight all the yobbos who cling to the
    notion that Kirk was surpassed by Picard!!! 😡

    • @RippahRooJizah
      @RippahRooJizah 2 месяца назад +3

      Janeway was the best.
      Nah I kid, I never watched Enterprise.
      Don't correct me I know.

    • @HuplesCat
      @HuplesCat 2 месяца назад

      Earl Gray tea beats the corset. Mind you Shatner is Canadian and Picard is English. Americans? 😂

  • @McClimber234
    @McClimber234 2 месяца назад

    2:00 yep, just about right

  • @L_M_V
    @L_M_V 2 месяца назад +1

    Woke up to the daily show having 11 million subscribers on RUclips...
    I'm thinking they have Jon to thank for that?

  • @___beyondhorizon4664
    @___beyondhorizon4664 2 месяца назад +5

    Back in my MSU days, i recalled a few classmates returned from spring break with dark brown skin tones, and they were white when they left the dorms 😅 i wonder if they take care of skin cancer check up?
    Im glad the California coastline is not invated by spring breakers, lets keep our beach Free from drunks

  • @michaelbuehler3897
    @michaelbuehler3897 2 месяца назад +7

    Large celebrations are cluster****s.

    • @RippahRooJizah
      @RippahRooJizah 2 месяца назад

      I guess that's why people keep having them.

  • @bubblesezblonde
    @bubblesezblonde 2 месяца назад +5

    a worthy PSA....

  • @Fools_Requiem
    @Fools_Requiem 2 месяца назад +2

    Truth be told, job recruiting at spring break isn't that bad an idea. It definitely can't hurt.

  • @monorail0
    @monorail0 2 месяца назад +3

    Oh boy weekday update

  • @thebeatles9
    @thebeatles9 2 месяца назад

    This was a riot

  • @daviegriffin3539
    @daviegriffin3539 2 месяца назад +5

    _Have a wonderful day & long weekend..._ 🤓
    *Cheers from **#CancúnMéxico* 🤘🏽🍹😘🇲🇽

  • @oonwing
    @oonwing 2 месяца назад +1

    Wow!!!

  • @Razorhaloforever
    @Razorhaloforever 2 месяца назад +4

    Come on down to Crystal Beach, Texas. It’s fun AND frightening…mostly frightening …

    • @rontauranac
      @rontauranac 2 месяца назад +2

      Does Crystal Beach has a Methditerranean vibe ?

    • @stopthecrazyguy9948
      @stopthecrazyguy9948 2 месяца назад

      Love the barbed wire theme swimming holes.

  • @Therealmegalollie
    @Therealmegalollie Месяц назад

    I’m in college and had too much homework over the break to even consider going on vacation 😅😭

  • @edspace2402
    @edspace2402 2 месяца назад +1

    I'm getting SNL vibes with the dual hosting thing...

  • @fredricclack7137
    @fredricclack7137 2 месяца назад +2

    Our 2 🆕 Hosts! 🎉😂

  • @sussekind9717
    @sussekind9717 Месяц назад

    That's why, for spring break, I always went to Mexico. Cancun, usually.

  • @nadesmond6029
    @nadesmond6029 Месяц назад

    Not the first time they talk to someone who's abusing bronzer&...
    I literally went eyyyy...and they hit back with eyyy🤣💀

  • @FlyingGuillotine
    @FlyingGuillotine 2 месяца назад +1

    Appreciate you guys including that “ROLL TIDE ROLL!” That was an integrity move and I’m here for it. Roll Tide

  • @TonyImg
    @TonyImg Месяц назад

    They are great together

  • @Xeonerable
    @Xeonerable 2 месяца назад +3

    The Ft Lauderdale police must be really desperate if they are trying to recruit rowdy spring break college students. It's a eyebrow raising moment.

    • @andrewklang809
      @andrewklang809 2 месяца назад

      It's an excuse for them to perv on college girls while still on the clock.

  • @markwhat3637
    @markwhat3637 2 месяца назад +2

    Is the double host for next week John Stewart and Craig Kilbourne?

  • @tecpaocelotl
    @tecpaocelotl 2 месяца назад +2

    This double hosts is interesting.
    Florida does know the adults in footloose were the bad guys, right?
    I seen a lot of college age coming to California for springbreak.

  • @lazyperfectionist1
    @lazyperfectionist1 2 месяца назад +6

    🤔Closing down all the beaches at _6:00 pm_ and liquor stores at _8:00__?_ Florida, your _retirement_ community is showing.

    • @rlud304
      @rlud304 2 месяца назад

      Miami Beach is not the entire state of Florida, genius

  • @ajrh82
    @ajrh82 2 месяца назад +2

    Did anyone else notice that Fox News did a screeching change of direction from interviewing Liz Truss, the disgraced ex-British Prime minister to talking about spring break. Yet another humiliation for her 😂

  • @mikkovalkonen7700
    @mikkovalkonen7700 2 месяца назад +1

    Desi and Kosta make a fun pair. More of this, please

  • @cptkirk1978
    @cptkirk1978 2 месяца назад +1

    i think the double host work best since they obviously have great chemistry and they bounce off each other well..if they can do this permanently ill be interested again..take time and actually watch instead of clips

  • @sophiehiii
    @sophiehiii 2 месяца назад +1

    wow Desi looked amazing in that suit.

  • @TheOakFather
    @TheOakFather 2 месяца назад +1

    It’s a better version of weekend update from SNL?

  • @dee_dee_place
    @dee_dee_place 2 месяца назад +1

    Daytona Beach, Baby!

  • @Fleezblarp
    @Fleezblarp 2 месяца назад +1

    i hate when i accidentally snort the bronzer

  • @nbuehster
    @nbuehster Месяц назад +1

    I know how to solve the problem. Tell them they're going to Florida, and send them to Martha's Vineyard.

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 2 месяца назад

    Great bronzer and Coke line!

  • @tiny-dash
    @tiny-dash 2 месяца назад

    a double hosts, like the weekend update!

  • @BennettKunert
    @BennettKunert 2 месяца назад +1

    All they really needed was a box of donuts.