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  • Опубликовано: 31 май 2024
  • Jordan Klepper and Ronny Chieng host a new segment called "Sports War," where they debate the hottest sports news, including Caitlin Clark's WNBA debut, Olympic organizers dealing with a literal river of shit in Paris, the KC Chiefs kicker's misogynist commencement address, and Shohei Ohtani's former interpreter going to trial for embezzling from the LA Dodgers star. The only rule of Sports War? You're not allowed to agree on anything! #DailyShow #RonnyChieng #JordanKlepper
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  • @Jen_Wick
    @Jen_Wick 15 дней назад +558

    This was still way less obnoxious than ESPN😆

    • @robertgowdey
      @robertgowdey 15 дней назад +11

      Skiiiiiiip

    • @samppawest
      @samppawest 15 дней назад +14

      And ESPN doesn’t even try to be funny or underline jokes

    • @joeycool44
      @joeycool44 15 дней назад +2

      Agree.

    • @zacharydavis4398
      @zacharydavis4398 11 дней назад

      😂

    • @puzzleparty7713
      @puzzleparty7713 10 дней назад

      I tip my hat to the comment leader. I have been bested by the best!

  • @puzzleparty7713
    @puzzleparty7713 15 дней назад +528

    1) These two are hilarious together.
    2) These two are hilarious in their individual handling of the show.
    3) Because of the dynamic of having Stewart host on Monday and everybody else host the rest of the week, it has a strange feel of "Dad's on vacation and left us in charge of the house."

    • @carn9507
      @carn9507 15 дней назад +38

      I agree with all those statements. I love the current Daily Show host format. :D

    • @ethor7676
      @ethor7676 15 дней назад +11

      That's an awesome way to put it 😂

    • @badbasic
      @badbasic 15 дней назад +8

      That In Saine, in your membrane had me cracking, their writers are just some wonderfully silly people 😂

    • @danbsports6760
      @danbsports6760 14 дней назад +4

      Oh-blong? Is that how you say it? You could see the smirk from Ronnie acknowledging the ad-lib burn.

    • @jayjya
      @jayjya 12 дней назад

      Marry them then

  • @actroutt
    @actroutt 15 дней назад +248

    this needs to be a regular segment

    • @meganbyrne2138
      @meganbyrne2138 15 дней назад +7

      It’s the new “Even Stevphens” I love it so much

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 15 дней назад +3

      ​@@meganbyrne2138holy cow that's a great comparison.

    • @meganbyrne2138
      @meganbyrne2138 15 дней назад +1

      @@kamenanew9867 😊 thx. I’m an OG fan

    • @kamenanew9867
      @kamenanew9867 15 дней назад +1

      @@meganbyrne2138 I can see! Nice to see fellow ..well I guess we oldies now

    • @aricpaul
      @aricpaul 15 дней назад +1

      Exactly what I came to post 🙌🏼❗️

  • @JaRule6
    @JaRule6 15 дней назад +357

    Watching Ronnie try not to break character and laugh at Jordan's jokes is such a pleasure. The moment that Jordan commented on how Ronnie pronounced oblong was priceless. 😂

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 15 дней назад +24

      After talking face to face with so many MAGA folk Jordan is hard to break 😆👍🏻

    • @joedy3957
      @joedy3957 15 дней назад +6

      Ronnie shouldn’t break though, throws off his angry delivery. 😂 But Klepper got him a few times here.

    • @jamesscott3509
      @jamesscott3509 14 дней назад

      ..​@@joedy3957

    • @chrisincamera
      @chrisincamera 11 дней назад +1

      If they did this bit where each person had no idea what the other was going to say.. it would slay even harder. an occasional break would be an added bonus

  • @evannatland5151
    @evannatland5151 15 дней назад +233

    As a sports fan this bit is perfect! Only thing you missed was “how does this all effect lebrons legacy?”😂😂

  • @roarmalf
    @roarmalf 15 дней назад +165

    lol this was fantastic, I don't think the audience has had a whole lot of ESPN exposure, but I loved everything about this

    • @Nopadope
      @Nopadope 15 дней назад +4

      What a weird assumption to make

    • @yu.niverse
      @yu.niverse 15 дней назад +1

      doesnt matter I don't watch enough ESPN and this was a perfect caricature

  • @kevinmcconnell3641
    @kevinmcconnell3641 15 дней назад +120

    I am very happy with the current structure of “the Daily Show”. All of the hosts are very funny. The writing is better I think because they have to write to the strengths of each host.
    And it lends itself to bits like this one, pitting the host against one another, or together on a subject!!

    • @kellharris2491
      @kellharris2491 15 дней назад +3

      It's nice variety. There is usually at least one style of humor for everyone.

    • @KelseyWolf
      @KelseyWolf 14 дней назад +3

      Yeah the more they do this format the more I’m like yeah this is perfect tbh

    • @NY-rg3gy
      @NY-rg3gy 8 дней назад

      You nailed it. Their different personalities are also better suited to different things. I like Jon to inform me and walk me through devastating events, Desi for day to day news events, Jordan and Costa as reporters in the field or paired with another host, and Ronny in skits all day.

  • @eboknows9812
    @eboknows9812 15 дней назад +49

    Those statements on gambling were sadly accurate.

  • @Ricksta-op3qj
    @Ricksta-op3qj 15 дней назад +69

    This is genuinely one of the best “bits” on any late night show atm

  • @roarmalf
    @roarmalf 15 дней назад +90

    This was full of gems, my favorite segment in while. Ben Simmons had me rolling.

    • @nerfherder4284
      @nerfherder4284 15 дней назад +1

      Def my fav segment in a long time.

    • @Matthew-ve7uv
      @Matthew-ve7uv 15 дней назад +2

      Front middle guy in the bedroom bobsled had me rolling

  • @emewyn
    @emewyn 15 дней назад +6

    Kudos to Jordan for getting Ronny to break character, that's a difficult feat!

  • @ragweedmakesmesneeze
    @ragweedmakesmesneeze 15 дней назад +21

    "If you are a world class athlete, then PROVE IT, by pole vaulting with active diarrhea." -Ronny Chieng ALOL.

  • @jordanwhite352
    @jordanwhite352 15 дней назад +76

    I love that this is still more civil and makes more sense than current United States politics.

    • @dickgozinya1615
      @dickgozinya1615 15 дней назад

      Current politics only seems complicated to uneducated poor trump supporters

  • @AccelerateYourSuccess
    @AccelerateYourSuccess 15 дней назад +22

    I love it when Ronny smiles.

  • @dirkavery4445
    @dirkavery4445 15 дней назад +21

    Nailed it! Finally, a sports show where the real competition is between the commercials for sports betting apps!

    • @douglasdavis8395
      @douglasdavis8395 14 дней назад

      But it says right there, at the bottom, in very small print, for, like two seconds, "Please gamble responsibly." I mean, I was almost out the door to turn in my Lotto stubs! Heck, addictions are easy to correct.

  • @LoveProWrestling
    @LoveProWrestling 15 дней назад +30

    Imagine being so rich you can lose 17 million bucks to a thief and not notice.

  • @ernestomarcos0103
    @ernestomarcos0103 14 дней назад +3

    "In Seine, In Your Membrane" is top notch wordplay.

  • @Floormat212
    @Floormat212 15 дней назад +42

    Love this ❤ more Ronny and Klepper! 🎉

    • @tomholroyd7519
      @tomholroyd7519 15 дней назад +2

      Also more about Ronny's foot fetishism

  • @bobwiegers
    @bobwiegers 15 дней назад +24

    Ben Simmons getting roasted on the graphic

  • @nealfager8126
    @nealfager8126 15 дней назад +6

    The Daily Shows parody of Pardon The Interruption! Hilarious! 🤣

  • @cheeseonyomama
    @cheeseonyomama 15 дней назад +9

    "oh-blong? That's how you say it?" 🤣

  • @medusagorgon8432
    @medusagorgon8432 15 дней назад +11

    Disease and Bedbugs!🇨🇵 Try gambling, what could go wrong, it fixes everything. I absolutely love this segment! Ron struggling not to laugh cracked me up.

  • @mazdakmina9493
    @mazdakmina9493 15 дней назад +5

    🤣🤣🤣 1:32 Slight (unintentional) fourth wall break there! When Jordan throws his papers, they immediately appear on Ronny's side of the camera! 😂😂😂

  • @DownThePieRateHole
    @DownThePieRateHole 15 дней назад +38

    Make this its own show and take my money!

  • @ffff3c
    @ffff3c 15 дней назад +10

    The energy on that segment is through the roof. Makes me want to go GAMBLING

  • @bubblesezblonde
    @bubblesezblonde 15 дней назад +29

    Recurring segment? this is brilliant thanks

  • @deadraider420
    @deadraider420 15 дней назад +28

    Yoooooo.
    Please keep doin these sports war . Pure gold material

  • @stargirlzx
    @stargirlzx 15 дней назад +7

    That was hysterical.
    Pole vaulting with diarrhea Lol😂

  • @auslandermercury972
    @auslandermercury972 14 дней назад +2

    “Front Middle Guy In Bobsled” 🤣

  • @emakaremaamerika
    @emakaremaamerika 15 дней назад +24

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Thank you for the laugh, gentlemen 🤣
    I am immensely entertained 🤣

  • @genericamerican7574
    @genericamerican7574 15 дней назад +15

    Last November I thought I had the stomach flu. A week later someone dragged my confused, starved, and puking self into the ER and they said I had an E. coli bladder infection. I was on IV antibiotics for a nine days before I could go home to recover.

    • @NT-lq3lq
      @NT-lq3lq 15 дней назад +3

      Way to bring down the mood here pal, but I'm glad you're ok

  • @Polisciandfries
    @Polisciandfries 15 дней назад +88

    Imagine being a poor person in Paris and seeing them spend billions on cleaning the river for a race they could've just held in a swimming pool in any other French city

    • @Emanon...
      @Emanon... 15 дней назад +21

      Well, they're cleaning the river at least...

    • @DuranmanX
      @DuranmanX 15 дней назад +22

      I mean, keeping a river clean is pretty important

    • @sueyourself5413
      @sueyourself5413 15 дней назад +3

      If you live in a poor area of Paris... You're main concern is harassment by the bobbies... If they even dare to go in.

    • @thewalkingforest5185
      @thewalkingforest5185 15 дней назад +7

      how do you do boat races in a pool?

    • @derekstein6193
      @derekstein6193 15 дней назад +5

      ​@@thewalkingforest5185 circular laps, I suspect.

  • @faustocardy5018
    @faustocardy5018 15 дней назад +6

    Ronny + Jordan = AWESOME!

  • @louiskrugercreates
    @louiskrugercreates 15 дней назад +11

    This is a great addition. We need more!

  • @davideaston8314
    @davideaston8314 15 дней назад +3

    "Gambling! Start spending, you've already won!" 😂💀

  • @haydenhouts
    @haydenhouts 15 дней назад +3

    Ronny and Jordan making legendary segments yet again

  • @paulwarner2432
    @paulwarner2432 14 дней назад +2

    This is comedy gold! More of this please 😄

  • @Jivolt
    @Jivolt 10 дней назад +1

    2:46 Ronnie breaking character made my day. The laugh and eyebrows raise.

  • @antoniobarry
    @antoniobarry 15 дней назад +3

    This is honestly one of the best segments in a while

  • @LordLukaManor
    @LordLukaManor 15 дней назад +10

    This is my favourite sport update show TODAY!

  • @thekaying
    @thekaying 13 дней назад +1

    "Ben Simmons" in the "what position will wade into the culture war" got me (4:41)

  • @MirkaHK
    @MirkaHK 15 дней назад +9

    Loved it, and Finland got in, so yay, even more love!!!

  • @laurie8868
    @laurie8868 15 дней назад +20

    Love you guys, thanks for brightening my day!

  • @simplephotos6803
    @simplephotos6803 15 дней назад +3

    What they have done to the daily show in the last year has been amazing

  • @RedWineEntertainment
    @RedWineEntertainment 15 дней назад +5

    This the best sports broadcast I've ever listened to 😂😂😂

  • @FishareFriendsNotFood972
    @FishareFriendsNotFood972 15 дней назад +8

    This is spot on for ESPN, lol!

  • @lucasyoung9594
    @lucasyoung9594 11 дней назад +1

    I'm really enjoying the debates between Ronny and Jordan haha!

  • @eileenohare9647
    @eileenohare9647 15 дней назад +2

    Hilarious, guys! Thanks for the laughs.

  • @timfoxhill1464
    @timfoxhill1464 15 дней назад +10

    Please make this reoccurring lol

  • @BrownieX001
    @BrownieX001 13 дней назад +1

    Make this a weekly segment. Please. I need my sports news like this.

  • @talgen25
    @talgen25 15 дней назад +24

    So this is Even-Stephens without the Stephens

    • @Krazie-Ivan
      @Krazie-Ivan 15 дней назад +1

      Half "I'm Sorry for Talking While You Were Talking"
      ...sure miss Roy.

  • @zachscully
    @zachscully 15 дней назад +5

    French and English jokes - priceless!

  • @nopenope5042
    @nopenope5042 9 дней назад +1

    Oh-blong. Also Ronny’s face after 😂☠️

  • @SeanGelarden
    @SeanGelarden 14 дней назад +1

    Former Indianapolis resident, very happy Clark went to the Fever they will really appreciate her talents there

  • @J.Whiting
    @J.Whiting 14 дней назад +1

    Their sports segments are always on point

  • @gordonmacdowell8117
    @gordonmacdowell8117 13 дней назад +1

    There were less gambling ads per minute in this segment than the last NHL hockey game I watched.

  • @Teshia
    @Teshia 11 дней назад +1

    I loved this way more than I ever expected to. Kudos gentlemen.

  • @chefdean7257
    @chefdean7257 15 дней назад +2

    Finally ! An Olympic event of being up Schitt's Creek without a paddle.

  • @gnjoeyhowell
    @gnjoeyhowell 15 дней назад +3

    Can't wait to try this "gambling" thing. Sounds great!

  • @WalkingmanPattaya
    @WalkingmanPattaya 15 дней назад +7

    I like the sports war, I like Ronnie and Jordan. Thanks you guys

  • @dianakjuarez
    @dianakjuarez 13 дней назад +1

    "In Seine, In Your Membrane" -- I understand that reference, and now I feel old.

  • @zealazax6287
    @zealazax6287 12 дней назад +1

    These two should do a sports bit every show. They are hilarious.

  • @debbieshadle214
    @debbieshadle214 15 дней назад +5

    Thesesto are GOLD!!! 😍

  • @ethor7676
    @ethor7676 15 дней назад +2

    I don't even watch sports but this is one of the most entertaining segments ever 😄

  • @lukerowlandmusic
    @lukerowlandmusic 14 дней назад +1

    More of these segments please!

  • @thepadonthepondbythescum
    @thepadonthepondbythescum 15 дней назад +4

    You got 'em Ronnie! OH blong face is right...

  • @hollebrew8147
    @hollebrew8147 15 дней назад +1

    I didn't know if rotating hosts was going to work but this format is fantastic. You all really are the best freaking news team!
    Also In Seine, in the Membrane ... 👩‍🍳 💋

  • @kiddsunny_
    @kiddsunny_ 15 дней назад +2

    Yesssss please make this a new segment, this is so amazing 😂😂

  • @ApplesareDopeable
    @ApplesareDopeable 9 дней назад

    Ronny and Jordan are the best duo on this show!

  • @olorin4317
    @olorin4317 5 дней назад

    I haven’t watched this much sports in decades. Thanks bizarro Bert and Ernie.

  • @teachoc9482
    @teachoc9482 15 дней назад +1

    This was so hilarious! Sending it to a bunch of friends!!

  • @mikeschenk4730
    @mikeschenk4730 15 дней назад +14

    Please keep doing this.

  • @Douce1337
    @Douce1337 15 дней назад +3

    Way better than most shows

  • @JBBost
    @JBBost 15 дней назад +10

    Women's Olympic skateboarding is the only sport that matters.

  • @robertmclaughlin5271
    @robertmclaughlin5271 15 дней назад +3

    I Love This Segment

  • @RobGW2
    @RobGW2 13 дней назад +1

    Need more of this segment 😂

  • @urkiddingme6254
    @urkiddingme6254 15 дней назад +6

    My kind of sports coverage 😁

  • @joycediggs4617
    @joycediggs4617 13 дней назад +1

    If I were the Olympic swimmers, I would refuse to swim in that disgusting river & demand that France build proper pools!

  • @Pad929
    @Pad929 13 дней назад

    5:42 Ronny's mouthing Jordan's lines. 🤣

  • @likebot.
    @likebot. 15 дней назад +4

    Hey, those are my jokes. He's a Kleppermaniac.

  • @jaejoongssayang
    @jaejoongssayang 9 дней назад

    The way ronny is mouthing kleppers lines HAHAHAHAHAH

  • @gshak33
    @gshak33 15 дней назад +1

    The gambling ads every 2 minutes are sadly far too accurate

  • @JoeBurgettMusic
    @JoeBurgettMusic 15 дней назад

    I woke up and thought I was watching ESPN. lol

  • @maximeprometheas
    @maximeprometheas 15 дней назад +5

    One night after Even Stevphen made a return on the Late Show...

  • @BenDjinn
    @BenDjinn 15 дней назад +2

    The damage of gambling is two fold. The rich get richer taking money for nothing from addicts and then all the illegal funds they made throughout the year they say were gambling winnings on their taxes

  • @lisaaustin8150
    @lisaaustin8150 15 дней назад +2

    Ronnie sounded less screamy than Steven A!😂😂

  • @JoeMahma24
    @JoeMahma24 15 дней назад

    When the mom joke came I thought they were going to for the “sweatshop” route but Ronny took the first exit! 😂😂😂

  • @brandiwheaton838
    @brandiwheaton838 15 дней назад

    @dailyshow, these 2 need to cover the summer olympics!!

  • @XP5D
    @XP5D 14 дней назад

    Ronnie's 'Tucker Carlson face' is amazing

  • @smalls9852
    @smalls9852 14 дней назад

    LOL! They need to have their own show where they just debate everything all the time.

  • @dwm1795
    @dwm1795 15 дней назад

    Idk why it’s so funny to me when they throw paper and it flys over to the other split screen

  • @weam6991
    @weam6991 15 дней назад +2

    Not to cause them any legal trouble, but they did agree on something: gambling.

  • @SkiRedMtn
    @SkiRedMtn 14 дней назад

    Just sending a friendly ’Hei’ from Canada!

  • @nealfager8126
    @nealfager8126 15 дней назад +1

    Sports Wars vs PTI! 🤣

  • @rainydaylady6596
    @rainydaylady6596 15 дней назад +3

    Do they really want people to swim in a river for the Olympics? They don't have swimming pools in France? 😂🤣😂💕🖖

    • @joce7477
      @joce7477 15 дней назад +3

      This is for the 10 km open water swim contest and the triathlon.

    • @MimiYuYu
      @MimiYuYu 15 дней назад +2

      Triathlon is usually in open water

  • @sergioml497
    @sergioml497 15 дней назад

    Love it whenever Ronny breaks character and ends up laughing.

  • @toddrandazzo2636
    @toddrandazzo2636 15 дней назад +2

    They’ve been pooping in the Seine river for 800 years.

  • @jpoggi9081
    @jpoggi9081 6 дней назад

    I wish this was the default station in every home/restaurant

  • @vincentvangoaway9450
    @vincentvangoaway9450 15 дней назад

    This might be the best format TDS has come up with in a long time.

  • @darrinnoble
    @darrinnoble 15 дней назад

    This was even better than "Stop Talking While I'm Talking".