Just saying that I absolutely love the writings of this, espiecially the beginning of the night elf intro. That "You're an elf player" to "Im not judging" sounded something straight out of The Stanley Parable. Please make more of this! :D
@@andrewbyrnes6389 To this day i still love to do some random BGs with this kind of music thats like one of the best things i like about the game and i play gnome xD
As a dane, I will remember this, especially at christmas, when the gnomes are everywhere. But if the dwarf intro just makes me smile, does that mean i am getting old? Fuck, should just roll a dwarf.
I played WoW back in the days while I was 21-25. Rediscovered it in 2018 when I was over 35 just before classic. Since then I only play dwarf and only classic. I guess it is true.
The troll part made me laugh so hard bc of how shockingly accurate it is. Ill never forget my first time clearing Wailing Caverns. Grouped up and were making good progress. All of a sudden the troll hunter goes "brb gonna smoke real quick before this boss" So, we go "cool no problem dude" and patiently wait for him to return to finish the dungeon. Patiently. Waited. I swear, well over an hour later he returns in the most nonchalant way possible' "k ready" We were just like YO WTF BRO you made us wait over an hour and bro really just said "sorry lost track of time" 😂😂😂
As a Troll and Gnome player I feel torn being both the best person people will ever meet, and simultanuously the villian of their entire wow experience.
LOL the ending killed me! As an indigenous kid growing up 20 years ago, naturally the tauren were my favourite race in the game, thus it is no surprise when I say the tauren cinematic here is 100% accurate, based, and backed up by science and facts. Ish-ne-alo porah!
@@vexial12alliance is the real chad faction. If you have read about the first,2nd and 3rd wars its all alliance being badass and horde being weak demon controlled puppets
@@beyOndzZz In lore you’re correct. The people who play Horde however are giga chad guys that eat beef and smoke cigars and every Alliance player works at Walmart and has a wolf t shirt on but he plays a human paladin and larps that he will destroy the undead.
Human players are beginners are seasoned veterans. There is no middle ground. Night Elves in general are dimwitted but harmless, excluding Druids. Dwarven are dads or boomers. Gnomes are great at the game but really annoying in real life. Orcs are great players if they are females. As for males total scumbags. Trolls are potheads. Undead is for PVP or someone who has severe trauma in bullying. Tauren are cool.
As a Draenei enjoyer, I must admit that when I made the swap to Horde I immediately got attached to Mulgore. I view Thunder Bluff as the Ironforge/Exodar of the Horde; perfect city layout, best faction city music, and home to the best race of their respective factions.
I play both sides Alliance & Horde , tho I never made a Tauren, I 100% run too Mulgore , it just a perfect questing area .. Human Questing zone definitely feels like a second home.. those areas are the 2 perfect spots..
It’s crazy how every single insanely good player was Tauren Back in the day. Sure there were always good players playing horde But the crazy elite people with nice personalities were always always the cow guys
Ten minutes after watching this video I queued up on RDF just to have a troll priest doing weird shit and after having us almost wiped say "haha sorry my hand was on the wrong keys didn't notice hahahaha".
main thing I never got with that is "wow elf players must be stinky" and yet, so would every other one. They maybe the stinkiest Alliance race, however. I honestly treat Night elf and troll players the same. Nelf are just more lore interested Troll players, in my experience.
@@Kiobao >They might be the stinkiest alliance race. Man tell me who will be stinkier: a) People living in a lush and beatiful forest plenty of rivers, ponds or waterfalls, and natural resources to keep yourself clean b) People living in a densly populated victorian city with no working water supply, primitive sewage system made out of non absorbing bricks and mud c) huts in the middle of a barren desert made of literal mud and sh*t... that majority of population are orcs. Dwarfs are based because they smell of gun powder, steel and beer 💪
A goddamn masterpiece. The orc bit wasn't Grog enough for me but you made up for it with that immaculate, spot on tauren intro. Asmonmald, if you don't watch this video on stream, I will find you.
The muffled papa roach sounding like its blasting from a phone inside a stuffed gymbag made me cackle. Also dwarves are awesome. Especially female ones. Ever heard of the RPG faction sisters of steel? Also all these intros are great. This was fun! Thanks MoronicMinds. Tauren are goated as fuck in general.
My first character all the way when I was 14 was a dwarf. I don't play a lot of dwarves lately, but you can tell how that passage felt to me like a personal attack by the way how brazenly I used the word "lately" earlier in this sentence.
This is gold. As a Gnome main, Troll secondary I feel very validated. There's just something hilarious about a 2 foot tall dude popping up out of the shadows to go crazy on peeps (rogue). And a troll resto shammy seemed based since the Witch Doctor's in WC3.
I have played every class since hardcore and I have never made a gnome in my whole wow career... but if that was their intro I think I would only ever made gnomes... that shit goes hard asf with that music in the background.
Daaang I was anxiously awaiting my roasting as a player of almost exclusively tauren since vanilla. I just picked them cuz the idea of a walking cow has been funny to me since Diablo II 😂
Songs used:
Undead: ruclips.net/video/D2Jl27lYExU/видео.html
Orc: ruclips.net/video/c4__qj-kluE/видео.html
Gnome: ruclips.net/video/miXvO00lJV0/видео.html
Love you.
Moo Gang.
Just saying that I absolutely love the writings of this, espiecially the beginning of the night elf intro. That "You're an elf player" to "Im not judging" sounded something straight out of The Stanley Parable. Please make more of this! :D
what's the song that starts playing half way into the troll intro?
"we arent discussing the news, we are discussing the classics" As a 30somthing dude that goes hard.
pov: a 20s dwarf
If you're 30 something and speak that way...
/scoff... Wait until you're in your 50s
Dwarf Pilled 💪
@@Andrey-lk5mz dude I was like 8 when i first picked dwarf xD
I love how unbiased Tauren players are.
Also humble!
And handsome, just like... The best looking.
The Bloodhoofs HAVE, often, been pivotal in negotiations between Horde and Alliance.
i'm convinced the lift to Thunderbuff weeds out the bad ones
@@GdzieJestNemopossibly
ORC STRONG
BAD TIME PASS WHEN GOOD TIME COME
ME NO GET STUNNED BEST RACE
Bad times create strong orcs.
Strong orcs create bad times
Bad times create strong orcs
Strong orcs create bad times
People complaining about rogue stunlock in classic. Me, an intellectual orc (shaman ofc), never seen stun in my status bar.
Orc born,
orc grow up,
orc happy,
orc get wife,
orc happy,
orc get child,
orc happy,
orc wife die,
orc sad,
orc war,
orc happy,
orc bomb druids,
orc happy, orc old,
orc child old and strong,
orc die :(
ORC STRONG
AXE SKILL BIG
BUT NO AXE DROP IN DEAD PLACE
OR DRAGON PLACE
ORC ANGRY
ORC RIDE WIFE
ORC LIFE GOOD
WIFE FIGHT BACK
ORC KILL WIFE
ORC WIFE GONE
THINK ABOUT WIFE
ORC REGRET
I love how it perfectly captured the stereotypical gnome and undead players
The edgy music on the pvp compilation 😂😂
@@andrewbyrnes6389 To this day i still love to do some random BGs with this kind of music thats like one of the best things i like about the game and i play gnome xD
I didn't realize how badass they where , into I seen this video lol
@@xinlou6707 yeah when we did dungeon grinding as 5 man in SoD we had the doom soundtrack playing. Made it so much more fun
@@andrewbyrnes6389 Exactly 😂😂😂
"Now look I have no issues with night elf players, I just wouldn't let one marry my daughter."
wise decision
Around elves watch yourselves.
I am the night elf daughter though...
don’t worry I won’t marry your daughter, I just wanna have a good time with her
@@amberslahlize7961NE irl?
Reject big orc town. Embrace the majestic natural perfection of Thunder Bluff.
Orc players are wiggers
Magic Orc thrall kill and big axe orc finish, bad time come
Honestly, you guys should enjoy Ogrimmar before Garrosh comes along and ruins it while you can.
@@curnott6051Ruin?
@@davidaleksidze3381 Classic Ogrimmar > Cata Ogrimmar, fite me bru.
The Disco Elysium narrator felt right at home in that WoW intro
fuuuuck, i was wondering where i knew it from, good call
I thought I was imagining things!
Halflight build
R.I.P. Earl Boen. God I loved every moment of those intros. Even as a kid his voice gave me goosebumps.
It was fitting he voiced Terenas Menethil. It's like Arthas father narrates WoW from the afterlife.
"Unless you're a warlock, then some demon, but waay less" was perfection
as a troll main, that one is alarmingly accurate.
Same, im high... I mean, scared
We on that troll mojo
My guild called me I nice guy while I was high as fck playing my Troll rogue. 😅
I was a troll tank in MOP lol.
@@xenagos3336 why do you think I mained a troll mage? Because I get absolutely ripped before raids and a 1 button rotation is all I can manage.
Night elves are for people who want to be animals and Tauren are for animals that want to be people.
As a tauren i can agree
Me'a shush ah'men.
Night Elf VDH…
Tough talk for someone who wouldn't survive a tree to the face.
I played night elf because they're tall and jacked
As a Dane, I was not prepared to be violated like this.
As a Gnome main, I salute you sir.
If i cinematic intros were this cool i would never skip them
the OG classic ones were all cool tbf.
They need to make a addon to put these in. EZ
@@Cstachman oh please make that happen, addon makers of the world
As a dane, I will remember this, especially at christmas, when the gnomes are everywhere. But if the dwarf intro just makes me smile, does that mean i am getting old? Fuck, should just roll a dwarf.
You can't help a disability you're born with, lillebror
I played WoW back in the days while I was 21-25. Rediscovered it in 2018 when I was over 35 just before classic. Since then I only play dwarf and only classic. I guess it is true.
@moronicminds is not wrong tho
@@MoronicMinds normal people: chicken
swedish people: sjikken
@@MoronicMindsAt least we don't sound like Kermit the frog
I've never met a Tauren player who was an asshole, they're all just chill as hell
Back in wrath OG the most decked out badass pvper I ever saw was a Tauren. I think his name was elemendorf
Unless you tell them that tauren is a furry race.
Tauren are furries and Texans and often the two overlap
Except for tauren death knights in retail, never met a chill tauren dk
Strong disagree, I've played Horde since Vanilla, and Tauren were the dumbest players until we got Blood Elves. Tauren are the Gnomes of the Horde.
Truly a shitpost without equal, the quality promised by the picture delivered at least tenfolds
a gemerald, if you will.
@@Sunodasutonice
U must be human. As a night elf i disapprove this video. U didnt even went into lore or anything. Or the music. Or the zones.. Just bunch of bs
Bro the Orc one 😂
EXCEPT IF YOU WARLOCK
THEN SOME DEMON
BUT WAY LESS
Yeah the silly ass, background music 😂🤭
@@joezar33 Its from Crash Bandicoot I think. Fits perfectly well ngl as Durotar has that vibe of some of the old games of that franchise
@@operationmisanthropia5831I'm almost certain it was from the first boss fight with the big fatass native in Crash Bandicoot 1.
The troll part made me laugh so hard bc of how shockingly accurate it is.
Ill never forget my first time clearing Wailing Caverns. Grouped up and were making good progress. All of a sudden the troll hunter goes "brb gonna smoke real quick before this boss" So, we go "cool no problem dude" and patiently wait for him to return to finish the dungeon. Patiently. Waited. I swear, well over an hour later he returns in the most nonchalant way possible' "k ready"
We were just like YO WTF BRO you made us wait over an hour and bro really just said "sorry lost track of time" 😂😂😂
10:33 Perfection Indeed. Your video "Reject Orgrimmar - Embrace Thunder Bluff" is right on point :)
Stay based Tauren bros.
Yessir o7
As someone who has played hard-core I say that it needs functional handrails
I puckered every time I got too close to the edge of a bridge
Nothing beats the feeling when you come to Thunder Bluff for the first time. Much better than Stormwind or the stinky orc hole.
Brilliant. That orc one hit good. But lets be real. I was just here to reaffirm how good of a choice picking Tauren really was
As a Troll and Gnome player I feel torn being both the best person people will ever meet, and simultanuously the villian of their entire wow experience.
The stoner thing could also go both ways 😭
As soon as I heard the undead intro voice, I was instantly brought back to Disco Elysium. It’s almost the same voice!
I'm pretty sure it is the same voice?
@@MisterTKrogh well, at most it’s an AI replica which is still just almost the same.
TOP 20 BRITISH FOODS
the end of the orc one "unless you warlock" part . . . that killed me almost as much as the undead theme tune did xD
Great video all funny as hell xD
I almost choked on my drink from hearing the "Far, jeg kan ikke få døren til Gnomeregan op"
Jesus that line about "what if gimli took the ring to mordor".. I feel personally attacked.
My all Tauren guild approves this message.
LOL the ending killed me! As an indigenous kid growing up 20 years ago, naturally the tauren were my favourite race in the game, thus it is no surprise when I say the tauren cinematic here is 100% accurate, based, and backed up by science and facts. Ish-ne-alo porah!
Most humble Tauren main
Everything is perfect when you play a gnome. Except when your enemy decides to go past that 10cm tall water stream and you start swimming in it.
damn those undead theme is basically every vanilla flexing edits of pvp back then
Fun fact: The narrator for these intros is the guy who plays Sarah Connor's criminal psychiatrist, Peter Silberman, in the Terminator movies.
Orc: *UNGA BUNGA*
*ORC STRONG*
@@KaptainMekaPere *MAGIC ORC NAME THRALL STRONGER*
alliance races looking at gnomes: i feel bad for you
gnome players: i don't think about you at all
the superior alliance master race
the danish part almost got me to lol
OP is clearly a horde player.
You get a choice between boring and interesting and he chose interesting. Can’t fault him for that
@@vexial12alliance is the real chad faction. If you have read about the first,2nd and 3rd wars its all alliance being badass and horde being weak demon controlled puppets
@@beyOndzZz In lore you’re correct. The people who play Horde however are giga chad guys that eat beef and smoke cigars and every Alliance player works at Walmart and has a wolf t shirt on but he plays a human paladin and larps that he will destroy the undead.
He’s clearly a Tauren!
Tauren, Trolls, thank you for being the best Horde races.
No no
Thank you for having us!
Holy shit you're back? Best video you've ever done!
The troll players... They fucking nailed it!! 🤦♂️😭😭
Based on my best friend haha
Balcony urgency you forgot rougue detail on Troll, in ogrimmar two of the rouge trainers are troll do not miss this detail
look mon Vol'jin died for our kush okay
@@royalFiddle An Vader nooo from me
Human players are beginners are seasoned veterans. There is no middle ground. Night Elves in general are dimwitted but harmless, excluding Druids. Dwarven are dads or boomers. Gnomes are great at the game but really annoying in real life.
Orcs are great players if they are females. As for males total scumbags. Trolls are potheads. Undead is for PVP or someone who has severe trauma in bullying. Tauren are cool.
As an IRL dwarf, I can't believe you would do this to me
As a Draenei enjoyer, I must admit that when I made the swap to Horde I immediately got attached to Mulgore. I view Thunder Bluff as the Ironforge/Exodar of the Horde; perfect city layout, best faction city music, and home to the best race of their respective factions.
Amen brother! Stay blessed!
I play both sides Alliance & Horde , tho I never made a Tauren, I 100% run too Mulgore , it just a perfect questing area .. Human Questing zone definitely feels like a second home.. those areas are the 2 perfect spots..
Hoof gang 4 lyf.
Ancestors watch over you
It’s crazy how every single insanely good player was Tauren Back in the day. Sure there were always good players playing horde But the crazy elite people with nice personalities were always always the cow guys
Thank you!
they’re fine. *They’re Fine*
Liked from my balcony
Ten minutes after watching this video I queued up on RDF just to have a troll priest doing weird shit and after having us almost wiped say "haha sorry my hand was on the wrong keys didn't notice hahahaha".
The Night Elf one is the purest truth ever spoken in Warcraft.
as a nelf main:
...yeah.
main thing I never got with that is "wow elf players must be stinky" and yet, so would every other one. They maybe the stinkiest Alliance race, however. I honestly treat Night elf and troll players the same. Nelf are just more lore interested Troll players, in my experience.
@@Kiobao
>They might be the stinkiest alliance race.
Man tell me who will be stinkier:
a) People living in a lush and beatiful forest plenty of rivers, ponds or waterfalls, and natural resources to keep yourself clean
b) People living in a densly populated victorian city with no working water supply, primitive sewage system made out of non absorbing bricks and mud
c) huts in the middle of a barren desert made of literal mud and sh*t... that majority of population are orcs.
Dwarfs are based because they smell of gun powder, steel and beer 💪
There are 2 types of Night Elf players, the males are their own breed.@@Kiobao
I would die to smell a night elf woman. And I am Horde player. ZUG zug.
A goddamn masterpiece. The orc bit wasn't Grog enough for me but you made up for it with that immaculate, spot on tauren intro. Asmonmald, if you don't watch this video on stream, I will find you.
Don't make me wait another 7 months! 😢
The tauren intro convinced me.
Return of the king. Here is the first like and cya in 90 minutes
Nailed it on the Taurens, I knew they wouldn't get crap at all :)
Long time no see, we sad, now video, we happy.
that was absolutely fucking amazing, probably laughed the entire 11 minutes. Some of your best work yet bro. Signed - A Human Rogue/Warrior main
Here before asmondgag reacts and go "no dooooood" at the human part
Sir, this is perfection.
I think I WILL stay awhile, and listen...
The orc intro got me XD. Nice use of the crash bandicoot track.
Hands-down one of the funniest WoW videos I've ever seen. Good shit my dude
This is iconic.
Voice from disco elysium with papa roach ending is literally killed me
I like how we started video with Bald Human Warrior intro
I laughed so hard at this it's unreal. Damn mighty job dude, well done!
As a Tauren only player, i concur
Laughed so hard. Amazing comeback dude.
The muffled papa roach sounding like its blasting from a phone inside a stuffed gymbag made me cackle.
Also dwarves are awesome. Especially female ones. Ever heard of the RPG faction sisters of steel?
Also all these intros are great. This was fun! Thanks MoronicMinds.
Tauren are goated as fuck in general.
Bro that's too gold content for a single video and I'm still watching it!!
This is perfection. All of it. Wonderful. Had a blast.
My first character all the way when I was 14 was a dwarf. I don't play a lot of dwarves lately, but you can tell how that passage felt to me like a personal attack by the way how brazenly I used the word "lately" earlier in this sentence.
I'm so glad you're back, Mr. Minds. This is GOLD
Troll Bro here, pretty fucking accurate 😂
Objectively correct video, especially the part about Tauren.
I feel like the elf dialogue read by Dagoth-Ur would be funny as hell lol
The Gnome intro almost sold me into playing Gnomes. Thats a pretty badass intro.
As a dwarf player i feel like this video was made for me. Thanks for keeping things... classic 👌
Bruh i feel personally attacked due to that jab at Denmark, wtf 😂
Disco Elisium Narrator narrating the undead into gave me a big-big smile
This video deserves an Oscar and every other award.... Great friggin job ....
This is gold. As a Gnome main, Troll secondary I feel very validated. There's just something hilarious about a 2 foot tall dude popping up out of the shadows to go crazy on peeps (rogue). And a troll resto shammy seemed based since the Witch Doctor's in WC3.
troll hunter best class by far with their bow specialization but a troll shaman is definitely the most aesthetic you can get for the troll race
I have played every class since hardcore and I have never made a gnome in my whole wow career... but if that was their intro I think I would only ever made gnomes... that shit goes hard asf with that music in the background.
I fucking lost it at the ending of the Orc intro, thanks for the good laugh man. It's just what I needed after a rough day. 😂
I’m both the stoner afk(definitely not on the balcony smoking) and nice troll bro 😂
As a dwarf player I got called out hard.
you got me on the dwarfs my friend + papupapu music for Orc is gold! Thanks
Thank you MoronicMinds, very cool!
The Return of the King
Not a single mention of elven booty.
Obviously the Troll and Tauren player are together on the balcony
Absolute banger to come back with
Based and Gnomepilled
The voice for the undead section sounds EXACTLY like the inner narrator for Disco Elysium.
Was my thought exactly. Lmao
"No demon! Unless you pick Warlock, then some demon."
I straight lost it at that one.
Daaang I was anxiously awaiting my roasting as a player of almost exclusively tauren since vanilla. I just picked them cuz the idea of a walking cow has been funny to me since Diablo II 😂
Rock Star
@@MoronicMindsit is known
WoW players we gettin' old.
Are you danish or something hahahaha?
I love every Second from all the Intros❤
Masterpieces!
Bro has a Tauren husband. Good choice, man... you're a rockstar
Someone show this to Asmongold. The great bald one needs to see and react to this.
🤣 lol at how accurate some of these are, amazing work
The tru master has returned! Legendary video as always!
As someone who mained a Tauren for about a dozen years, I feel very appreciated. Thank you.
You perfectly encapsulated all of the tryhard and casual Forsaken players in one fell swoop
The reference to "Diggy diggy hole" cover propelled up some serious nostalgia vibes, ngl.
Hell yeah, I love that Gnomer intro.