@@lalelu2486 I'm pretty sure that 2 words that are like 5 and 3 characters each beat a word that is 52 - that word beats Bulgarian's longest words by almost 2.5 times!
@@pitaya4151 maby. But german is my mother language. And for others, it sounds strange. But for us its so simple and clear. For every Situation or thing you can find a word. As an example, with some time, i could find more than 50 words for put. Another example. There are ca 170k english words, but there re more than 500k german words. But in my mind english is the better world language, because its fucking easy and many know it
I live in germany and the krankenwagen thing is really crazy for a tourist. Now who calls the ambulance is normally not so calm so you will randomly hear very very upset people screaming "Bitte rufen sie ein Krankenwagen! Bitte schnell!" If you are not German and it is a man asking for help you will think the person is trying to rob you or is cursing you with an ancient spell! 🤣🤣
*German cop pulls me over* German cop: Hey ma'am do you realize what you did? Me: No what did I do sir? German cop: well you went over the *GESCHWINDIGKEITSBEGRENZUNG* Me: '-' .....
xXraptor gamerXx Not every German sounds like that and the translations are wrong on most of the german words they just make then long and to sound aggresive also it's the steotypes on this video
That's not true. It's actually really nice to listen to. This video is made for entertaining purposes. So of course thats not how u are supposed to pronounce the words.
Zvonimir Tomac A bit too much sometimes... Talking to someone while accidentally using offensive terms can be critical as the person hearing them are either weak or can't ignore the mistake and call it out. Even when the terms were not said by accident they can't toughen up or accept them. Some people are now complaining about old books where those terms were normal while also wanting them rewritten to exclude all those... It's really dumb how far they'll go.
Because it reinforces stereotypes that Germans are not happy with. This is not representative of how German sounds, how Germans talk and how Germans looks. Everything about it is plain wrong and it doesnt really feel good if someone presents your country in this way.
mundoloving yeah all Italians also don’t have thick mustaches nor do all English people wear monocles or Spanish people wear sombreros so how about you fuck off you easily offended idiot
There is a spelling error in Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragung*S*verordnung. Dont forget the S! The guy pronounced it correctly though.
KeyFreak 1. The spelling error is still present. 2. Error = mistake. Synonym. Nothing wrong. 3. Dont or don't, who cares? Its just a goddamn little line. Next time try harder to be a gobshite.
Dear all the comments that are saying its too harsh, SHUT UP they are purposely making the german sound harsher and angrier than every other language, its ment to be funny, if its not funny to you, there is no need to comment, MY GAWD
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Henry TAN Kranken on its own means "sick" btw (I asked my German friend this after finding out about these 2 words and noticing they both have "kranken" in them)
Gigi Smith 2 In Swedish it’s “Bröstvårta”, which is extremely similar. Not sure if I should be happy they lied and said it’s “nippel” (like what the actual fuck, have they never heard of a dictionary or a translator 🤦🏼♀️) or if I should be insulted by how they treated my language like it’s not even a language that they need to bother translating and it’s fine to just make up bullshit words like nippel and shaver...
Gigi Smith 2 Hahaha yeah, like I don’t even get why they bothered using Swedish as a comparison if they didn’t even care to actually translate the words.. Shaver by the way is NOT “shaver” in Swedish, it’s “rakapparat”. They literally just took English words and put a stupid accent on it and called it Swedish 😂
I could not think of a good username their just showing the incredible differences between all languages and German. It's not the voice that matters it's the words.
I am German though I don’t often speak it fluently because one) I would rather not sound like I am constantly threatening someone and two) I don’t want to practically cough up a hairball
@@pw3714 It's not really the most soft language but it sounds very good, it's one of the best sounding languages hands down. French sounds good too, but German is better imo
Well here is a joke : When a Greek person listens to someone from Germany talking about Greece, the Greek person would translate it like this: Debts, debts, debts, less money, more debts, debts , debts , debts
+Stavros Koul for future reference, if someone's comment offends you, firing back doesn't help. Not trying to be moral police, bu the comment section is full of these incidents. It's better if you try to talk to people about Greece in real life if you want to make your point
for all the people that are severely butthurt by this video: This obviously was made for entertainment purposes and I found it rather funny. People might cringe over the horrible accents, but it doesn't take away from the fact it is funny. f u n n y
@@ColdBaltBlue You're the one crying here, spouting feminazi BS, so why don't you take your advice, cry a stream of river, then do the world a favor and submerge yourself in it till you're out of breath.
England: Ok guys were all gonna make our words sound slightly similar right?
Spain: yeah sure
France: Ehh ok
Germany: NEIN
Lol
Mexican Taco
Lee Rask Portuguese isn't good too. Some words I couldn't understand, and I speak portuguese.
Lee Rask English Spanish and French all are based on or in the case of English borrow Latin base words. German is pure, pure throat clearing that is.
frbe0101
Wait... German it's not based on Romanic and French?
The German dude must be having so much fun
all the while he's drunk, obviously, i'm kidding
@@gearheadphotographyltd.855 PROST!
@@seanbattersby7361 Wohl Bekommts! Runter damit!
Nein
Yes he has so MUCH fun!
3:24 when the teacher explains math
More like 3:10
My math teacher doesn't explain like that 😒
r/woooosh
My math teacher doesn’t even say anything
@@PhysiologyShark ever heard of a joke
Man: Look at this beautiful butterfly
German Guy: You mean SCHMETTERLING
Korean: 나비 얘기하는 거야?
(Translate: Are you saying butterfly?(나비=butterfly)
This truly proves that English sounds more beautiful than German
@Metehan severcan you suck
@Metehan severcan du deutsch krass
@@ultimatetruth5778 let’s say German,English,Turkish is ok and everything other
ENGLAND: Help, i'm hurted!
FRANCE: we need a...
GERMANY: KRANKENWAGEN!!!
*hurt
😂 😂 😂
Even I'm a non-American and I know that it's "hurt", not "hurted"
FRANCE : J’ai mal, appelle l’ambulance immédiatement
Your English is horrible.
All the other languages: we're chillin...
German: A N G E R Y
We are not that angry😂
That's how the media presents this language.
**KUGELSCHREIBER**
@@alfredneubert1288 yee we aren't XD
meanwhile, esperanto be like:
aviadilo
papilio
spado (actually means sword)
no one:
literally not a single soul:
italian: “AERRRRO”
BeedshCerberus i know i’m italian lol
non è cosi l'italiano
GiulS _ its not italian lol
In italian airplane is "Aereo" or "Aereoplano"
Not "Aero"
(I'm italian)
Alessio Accardo stavo a scherzà rega, stavo imitando il tizio del video
guy:what's the WIFI password?
Guy: look at the back of the router.
back of the router: 3:10
Lmao🤣🤣🤣
Good one mate
That happened to me🤣🤣☺️
LMAOOOO
As part german can confirm we can turn hell how you doing to a huge ass word
guys slow down! we have to follow the *Verkehrsinfrastrukturfinanzierungsgesellschaftgesetz!*
Thats 100% perfekt to me. German is a very good language, we dont imagine new words, we just match them. So its damn logic
@@lalelu2486 I'm pretty sure that 2 words that are like 5 and 3 characters each beat a word that is 52 - that word beats Bulgarian's longest words by almost 2.5 times!
@@pitaya4151 maby. But german is my mother language. And for others, it sounds strange. But for us its so simple and clear. For every Situation or thing you can find a word. As an example, with some time, i could find more than 50 words for put. Another example. There are ca 170k english words, but there re more than 500k german words. But in my mind english is the better world language, because its fucking easy and many know it
nien!, ich auf das autobahn
@@gearheadphotographyltd.855 bitte was?
What ever you mean.. Its wrong xo
Noone:
Any german who calls and Ambulance: call the KRANKENWAGEN!
Rufen Sie den Krankenwagen!
Hahahaha i have to go to the KRANKENHAUS now!!!!
Mom I think I need to go to the KRANKEHAUS
please call the KRANKENWAGEN
call the banana
I live in germany and the krankenwagen thing is really crazy for a tourist. Now who calls the ambulance is normally not so calm so you will randomly hear very very upset people screaming "Bitte rufen sie ein Krankenwagen! Bitte schnell!" If you are not German and it is a man asking for help you will think the person is trying to rob you or is cursing you with an ancient spell! 🤣🤣
Me: What class we have next?
Friend: *Naturwissenschaften* !
Science!
Hahahahahaha
0:53
Me: Natur.... What?
can you say again?
German: Nein:D
Me: Ahhhhhhh😫
German: (Just go his class)
IN NORWEGIAN ITS NATURFAG
I love that hippopotamus is Nilpferd in German, because it literally means “Nile horse” which is very strange.
in Slovene is "Nilski konj", means “Nile horse”
You should check your English word meanings ....
Hippopotamus literally means River Horse.
@@stevearcher4861 Lol you can also call it a Flusspferd in German which also literally means river horse 🤣
Fluss = River
Pferd = Horse
In English you could say Eahorse, Floodhorse or Nilehorse if you are trying to use strictly Germanic wordstock.
In dutch, it is “nijlpaard”, also meaning “Nile horse”.
The German guy was like a teacher who regrets his job
*German cop pulls me over*
German cop: Hey ma'am do you realize what you did?
Me: No what did I do sir?
German cop: well you went over the *GESCHWINDIGKEITSBEGRENZUNG*
Me: '-' .....
That's pretty long in comparison to the Mexican Spanish variant leyes de tránsito (something like road laws or whatever)
If a cop said that to me I would tell him the dark secret....
I got it from my cereal box XD
Geschwindigkeitsmesser.
LOL ich bin Deutsch
I came Form germany
*CALL THE KRANKENWAGEN*
@@alexxiii6380 Da.
@@alexxiii6380 bom
*ICH WILL NICHT*
@@alexxiii6380 pow
@@dontaskwhyimhere4305 You know that "Ich will nicht" is "I dont want"?
German is such a badass language. I love German. You can just say "Österreichisch!" and people will think you're pissed or about to kill someone.
Oh
Doesn't it mean Austria?
@@TheJerico246 Yeah HAHA
DEUTSCHLAND
GRÖßERER SCHADEN RECHTFERTIGT
Is the German guy just trying to sound like an angry Hitler lol.
+Styr well...the people i know don't sound like that XD and me neither
do you know how angry Hitler is ?
true, lol
lol Dead XD
+also wirklich.
JA JA JA JA JA JA JA!!!!
He smiled creepily when he said *"GESCHLECHTSVERKEHR"*
goddamn scared me shitless...
Aladdin Sane cuz in German Noone speak like he spoke it
3:10
Timestamp
People don't seem to realize this is a joke...
Syugaro It's offensive though...
Joel Greenhalgh How's it offensive?
xXraptor gamerXx Not every German sounds like that and the translations are wrong on most of the german words they just make then long and to sound aggresive also it's the steotypes on this video
I have a qst please..... Are the words in the video REAL german words or not ??
Joel Greenhalgh It’s not, though. You’re a fucking moron if you believe otherwise.
Imagine a german waifu saying this:
Babe let's have gEsChLeChTsVeRkEhR
Normal
Hahah
In dutch the geslechts means sex like male or female and verkehr means traffic so they have sextraffic😂😂😂
PFFFFF-
Geschlechtsverkehr is a scientific term, normally you sey Sex also in German.
The German language sounds like the maker of the language just banged his head against his keyboard
Dude u have not seen Polish yet
That's not true. It's actually really nice to listen to. This video is made for entertaining purposes. So of course thats not how u are supposed to pronounce the words.
Mostly at g
Nah, that's Welsh.
i am polish.
Our language is not looking hard at all.
For example:
50 cents coin:
Pięćdziesięciogroszówka
Okay it is hard
Why do people still have a hard time seeing this as a joke...
ルーナ Because people are easily offended these days.
Zvonimir Tomac A bit too much sometimes...
Talking to someone while accidentally using offensive terms can be critical as the person hearing them are either weak or can't ignore the mistake and call it out. Even when the terms were not said by accident they can't toughen up or accept them.
Some people are now complaining about old books where those terms were normal while also wanting them rewritten to exclude all those... It's really dumb how far they'll go.
ルーナ Yeah.
Because it reinforces stereotypes that Germans are not happy with. This is not representative of how German sounds, how Germans talk and how Germans looks. Everything about it is plain wrong and it doesnt really feel good if someone presents your country in this way.
mundoloving yeah all Italians also don’t have thick mustaches nor do all English people wear monocles or Spanish people wear sombreros so how about you fuck off you easily offended idiot
3:10 Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungverordnung
XD XD XD
It was -I think- one of the longest words in German language.
I think it has another word now
I LOVE YOU
Aries: "I think Hercules got pretty roughed up."
Zeus: "RELEASE THE KRAKENVAGEN!"
I'm German and I think I never laughed that hard before about German 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Als ich das das erste mal sah musste ich auch lachen :D xD
Überchchraschung
NATURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRWISSSSSSENSCHAFTEN ist beste
RASIERAPPARAT!!!!! PROOOOOOOOST! XDDDDD
Elisabeth Koch verstehst kein spass
Hey girl, wazzup? Do you wanna have GESCHLECHTSVERKEHR?
LOL. Is that even the legit term for sex? Sounds more like the equilavent for "intercourse"
you are correct, it means sexual intercourse. Or translated literally, "gender traffic"
Achillez It's Sex in german too lol
OK
Achillez you can also say Sex in Germany ;)
this is literally hetalia in a nutshell
+Charonze me 2 :D
Yaaas!
Christian Valentin cota
And may i say that is SO true.
XD yeah
XD
‘So what class do you have next?’
That one German kid 1:02
🤣🤣🤣🤣
It's a joke, people need to stop getting so butt hurt about it
Katrine Hillier qq
those real words just yelled gave birth to hitler… don't forget that.
dave parga past is past, one man cannot determine the entire country
*nein* *nein* *nein!*
dave parga what do you mean?
There is a spelling error in Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragung*S*verordnung. Dont forget the S! The guy pronounced it correctly though.
I'm glad I'm not the only one who noticed!
*was
*mistake
*don't
KeyFreak 1. The spelling error is still present. 2. Error = mistake. Synonym. Nothing wrong. 3. Dont or don't, who cares? Its just a goddamn little line. Next time try harder to be a gobshite.
DarkNation I was just hardcore-grammarnaziing, im sorry
+link670 Heheheh grammar NAZI (omfg that was awful)
99.999% of the comments telling this not a joke and people don't realize it
0.001% not getting this is a joke
There's a hidden .5% saying how the Japanese and Italian accents sound terrible/fake.
helloimsam was a great
Ookami 018 that's because most of these didn't even speak the language fluently
Tourist in Germany:May i have a latte please
Seller:*gives crossbar
😂😂😂😂😂
Germans are used to being latte... ⏳
(Signed: Anybody who's used Deutsche Bahn since 2018... 😉)
My friend: Hey, can you pass me your *KUGELSCHEIBER* ?
Me: ....
Your friend can just say KULI
Or stift
Lol 😂
Ich brauche der Kuli ^^
You're missing the letter R
Dear all the comments that are saying its too harsh,
SHUT UP they are purposely making the german sound harsher and angrier than every other language, its ment to be funny,
if its not funny to you, there is no need to comment, MY GAWD
Swedish Meatballs I have German heritage, I find this hilarious and I imagine my ancestor arguing
Bitch, it offends Germans they find it racist. And you have to respect that.
Elysia's Sim's Stories I commented about that but in a sarcastic way does that qualify in your hate list 😂
Sample Text. I'm German. This is hilarious
Sample Text. No it does not. Tell me, what the hell is racist about that?!?
4:31 latte in Italian is milk
"Cozze" is pronounced like the german "Kotze", which is vomit
@@N4nch3n xd
@@N4nch3n what's cozze ?
In portuguese is leite.
No its coffe
My friend: Hey, What’s next period?
Me: *NATURWISSENSCHAFTEN*
That's natural science. Just science is "Wissenschaft." An Anglish cognate for that would be "Witship."
0:09 Aeroplane - Flugzeug
0:18 Surprise - Überraschung
0:27 Butterfly - Schmetterling
0:35 Pen - Kugelschreiber
0:44 Daisy - Gänseblümchen
0:53 Ambulance - Krankenwagen
1:01 Science - Naturwissenschaften
1:12 Hippopotamus - Nilpferd
1:21 Sex - Geschlechtsverkehr
1:30 Sorry - Entschuldigung
1:39 Hospital - Krankenhaus
1:48 Cinderella - Aschenputtel
1:58 Canary - Kanarienvogel
2:06 Combine - Mähdrescher
2:15 Speed Limit - Geschwindigkeitsbegrenzung
2:23 Dolly - Sackkarre
2:32 Nipple - Brustwarze
2:39 Shaver - Rasierapparat
2:48 Sawdust - Sägespähne
2:57 Cheers - Prost
3:10 Regulation of Property - Grundstücksverkehrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungverordnung
3:24 Traffic Law - Verkehrsinfrastrukturfinanzierungsgesellschaftsgesetz
3:38 Beef Law - Rindfleischetikettierungsüberwachungsaufgabenübertragungsgesetz
3:53 Regulation of Fortune - Vermögenszuordnungszuständigkeitsübertragungsverordnung
4:11 Balance Centrifugation - Gleichgewichtsdichtegradientenzentrifugation
4:24 World Cup - Weltmeisterschaft
4:31 Crossbar - Latte
4:37 Duel - Zweikampf
4:45 Penalty Area - Strafraum
4:53 Forward Line - Sturm
4:57 Goal - Tor
5:03 Referee - Schiedsrichter
5:11 Goalkeeper - Torwart
Man those long ones took you much time lol
Click Translate to English.
@@Shy0z German is very much into compound words. For example from this series Naturwissenschaften is natural science in English.
Sex is intercourse in English german
Ambulance sounds like mental wagon or something. Or was it Kraken?
GRUNDSTÜCKSVERKEHRSGEHNEMIGUNGSZUSTÄNDIGKEITSÜBERTRAGUNGSVERORDNUNG
Wtf😂
that looks like you just spammed random letters :D
PROST
I'm german but I never heard of words like that xD And what the fluff is "Beef law"? xD
Ich habe das auch noch nie gehört xD
3269 dislikes from italians hearing abominations like *AERO* or *CANARIO*
Exactly..
Yep
I'm italian and im launghing
YES
I'm Italian and I can't hear aero instead of airplane
Guys, I got the Coronavirus and am now in a "Krankenhaus".
Grundstücksverkenhrsgenehmigungszuständigkeitsübertragungverordnung LMAO😂😂😂
You misspelled it.
Tiago Oliveira they do.
Top 10 longest words in the world
@Tiago Oliveira cuz they gay.
Let me test my German scarce reminiscences.
It must be something about an order of a kind of machinery, right?
3:10. Me when I’m having a bad day. 😂😂😂
I can't breath 😂
Like a two-year-old child endlessly pounding on the keyboard...
LOL OMG IM DEAD
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Your not wrong, it’s harder to write than anything
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LEL🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
What the funny hell👍
3:10
MY FRIEND: WHAT'S YOUR WIFI PASSWORD
ME: *GRUNDSTÜCKSVERKEHRSGENEHMIGUNGSZUSTÄNDIGKEITSÜBERTRAGUNGVERORDNUNG*
😂😂😂😂😂😂
Stop
Making
Fun
Of
Us
British
With
Tea
And
Umbrella
I love the fact I got so many likes for this plus this is all a joke lol
simona111aj Layla gatcha don't worry, Brazilian was worse.
SMFOUBWTAU
Write a petition
Stop crying... almost every nation is a stereotype...
Stop making it so easy then
why?
2:56 In romanian "PROST" means "stupid" 😂😂 Ok im done! 😂😂
I LOVE you
I know i m from Bulgaria,it s so funny XD
Lol
Coaie, ai dreptate!!!
In Serbian too😂
Exactly I am romanian as well
nobody is speaking about the language of the Nation this is about but rather the Italian one lol.
your profile flag is from bulgaria or russia? xd
Yoan Dimov bulgaria!!!
lol i did not know that
I agree...
Also by the looks of it we're from the same country...nice.
Yoan Dimov vxyos🚗
Everyone:
Not even a single soul:
ME: *_-VERKEHRSINFRASTRUKTURFINANZIERUNGSGESELLSCHAFTSGESETZ-_*
Grund stucks verkehrs genehmigung zustandigkeits ubertragung verordnung
The italian, japanese and american pronounciations were so cringey.
I know, I am Italian.
I'm not even Italian and I cringed.
Reverse Flash Erano quasi tutte sbagliate, alcune sono andate a fortuna 😂
Kuro Miku wince*
The spanish one too
0:53 me when someone needs an ambulance
1st reply after 1 Year ?
1st reply after 2 years?
imagine being the only german in a group and everyone screams goal and youre here like
"TOOOOOOOR"
Everyone: "Cinderella"
Germany: "ASH PUDDLE!!"
4:12: "*Sorry, that username is taken :)*"
Somehow they managed to pronouce every language wrong including English
hyperbole
They didn't even have the right Swedish word! I should know I am Swedish
+Assia Assiou yes, you're right, I'm italian, and it's all wrong!
Yup, horrible pronunciation too.
Yeah. Im swedish and everything were wrong!
Well, the japanese part was...not good.
And the brazilian even worse
Swedish was worst
the Italian part was the most awful
They even chose only words of English origin that are pronounced similarity and still screw up.
That Southern accent was BAAAAD.
1:02 Sounds like jackspecticeye getting angry and muddling up his words
0:53
@@herobrinemc3338 do you have to type just 0:53 (krankenwagen) in every comment nigga
@@Benjamin_Gaming racist..
Hospital in German: CRACKHOUSE
Fernando :D Krankenhaus*
house of kranken (what is kranken anyway) :D
Krankenhaus has nothing to do with crack wtf . "Krank" means sick/ill
But say..... if we "crack" our bone we can go there as well :3
Rafi ah
Krankenwagen
Henry TAN Kranken on its own means "sick" btw (I asked my German friend this after finding out about these 2 words and noticing they both have "kranken" in them)
Krankenwagen has always been my favorite word in german :D
Aaron O Donoghue Krankenschwester is nurse (literally translate to sister of the sick)
sick house lol
"Krankenwagen" or "krankenhaus" would be an awesome metal band name
The Italian was so bad
Spanish is worse.
Ikr
I died when he said Cenerentóla
@@lareginadiquori5888 pensa ad "Aero" che cazzo è l'Aero
In the part of brazil have a transvestite
I'm sorry, but this video is the gift that keeps on giving. LOL! It never gets old!
Oh, the cruel irony... 😳
(You might want to look up what _„Gift“_ means in German. ☠🇩🇪😉)
@@dieseldragon6756 Ah. Poison! I had no idea...
German: BRUSTWARZE
All the other languages: this is why we can’t have nice things
Gigi Smith 2 In Swedish it’s “Bröstvårta”, which is extremely similar. Not sure if I should be happy they lied and said it’s “nippel” (like what the actual fuck, have they never heard of a dictionary or a translator 🤦🏼♀️) or if I should be insulted by how they treated my language like it’s not even a language that they need to bother translating and it’s fine to just make up bullshit words like nippel and shaver...
Linnaea Borealis lmfaoooo are you serious ?? That’s so disrespectful
Gigi Smith 2 Hahaha yeah, like I don’t even get why they bothered using Swedish as a comparison if they didn’t even care to actually translate the words.. Shaver by the way is NOT “shaver” in Swedish, it’s “rakapparat”. They literally just took English words and put a stupid accent on it and called it Swedish 😂
Linnaea Borealis 🤦🏼♀️🤦🏼♀️ smdh
Its actually Nippel in German
Person: hey, look, it’s a *SCHMETTERLING*
Me: what? No, I love *NATURWISSENCHAFTEN*
Everyone: Cinderella~! :D
German: ASH PUDDLE
XD
Drivers in traffic in germany be saying: oh im so ENTSCHULDIGUNG
Oh! Look at the pretty SCHMETTERLING! So cute!
The guy who spoke in Italian mistook all the words! And furthermore, in Italian the words "aero" and "canario" don't exist!
Livello di conoscenza della lingua italiana: Zappo 'a vignìa. XD
Beh, era palese stessero scimmiottando accenti random! XD
R.I.P. l'accento tonico
Luca Tiziani appunto quando sbagliava accento mi incazzavo e non poco
Luca Tiziani ma era lo stesso che faceva l'americano
The italian accent in this video is so fake
Edoardo Gazzeri PT too
The mexican too and nobody cares.
Tania Gutierrez What about the French one then, most horrible
*TRIGGERED*
+Edoardo Gazzeri 😂😂
English: The beatle is buzzing in a cane.
German: Der Käfer summt im Rohr.
Polish: Chrząszcz brzmi w trzcinie.
You see, German is easy 😂
Then can you explain why "Gesetze zur Kinderarbeit" is like that, friend?
He's literally just screaming and exaggerating. I'm German and barely speak like that.
I could not think of a good username just went with my name lol
I could not think of a good username of course not its just fun
I could not think of a good username *barely*, you say
I could not think of a good username their just showing the incredible differences between all languages and German. It's not the voice that matters it's the words.
I could not think of a good username to lol. I ALWAYS speak like that * kappa *
3:38 if the Teacher tells his Story
🤣🤣🤣
LoL🤣🤣🤣
Wow... German is hard and long to pronounce I'm Italian
xSElu - KHXx its not hard im german and this guy is just saying german words jokes
It's Waffles! we dont speak such long words
HAHA HACKED XXX you don't? I obviosly ONLY use words longer then 15 letters. :D
I'm German and I can pronounce it fine.
I am German though I don’t often speak it fluently because one) I would rather not sound like I am constantly threatening someone and two) I don’t want to practically cough up a hairball
The way theese german guys accent it makes me drop out of laughing 😂😂😂😂😂
TheBalkanSnorlax Thats on purpose. Normally it woulden't be screemed and also there woulden't be such looong words.
TheBalkanSnorlax I really hope you are joking, or do you actually believe germans speak like this?
im from germany and i speak exactly like this
TheBalkanSnorlax with these long German words I wonder how they rap over there lol
Falco - Amadeus
I'm italian and some of the pronunciations weren't exactly
00Stiv!!! None of the pronounciations were :D
The german pronounciation was the worst :D
Anna-Lena M. Right
Samuele Stievano they aren't from Italy so there can't speak Italian
(sorry for my bad English, I am from Belgium)
Canario HAHHAHAHAHHAHA
Samuele Stievano yap youre right. Im italian too.
German cracks me up xD
I'm learning that language and I'm pretty good but it's really funny anyway.
Me too. In fact I am German.
I've been learning german for 6 years now. It sounds waaaay softer than this
@@pw3714 It's not really the most soft language but it sounds very good, it's one of the best sounding languages hands down. French sounds good too, but German is better imo
3:38 "Sorry but this username is already taken. Please try another."
The girl speaking Japanese was less understandable then german...
It's Japanese.
I don't think the german viewers arguing about this get the point of this video...
TheHyperioniteChannel
Im german and it offends me and my mom
English: Event
German: *VERANSTALTUNG!!!!!*
This can never become boring 😂
Well here is a joke :
When a Greek person listens to someone from Germany talking about Greece, the Greek person would translate it like this:
Debts, debts, debts, less money, more debts, debts , debts , debts
Mary Shut the fuck up. Even if this was meant to be a "joke" I got offended :(
Sgren iAquaxx For me it is the best country in the world dipshit. And I also love other countries. Our economics are the worst though.... :(
Sgren iAquaxx Amd btw it wasnt a joke. Many people make fun of Greece. Also why make a Greek "joke" in a German video?
+Stavros Koul for future reference, if someone's comment offends you, firing back doesn't help. Not trying to be moral police, bu the comment section is full of these incidents. It's better if you try to talk to people about Greece in real life if you want to make your point
how to burn 2000 calories saying words.....good old deutchland
*deutschland
U mean good old deutsch?
+Kylo Ren yea yea
yup
hahahah
I got embarqued in the kankerwagen
Now Im lying in a krankenhous bed.
I laughed too hard.
krankenhaus*
Me to a employee at a store: where are the *Rasierapparat*
4:32
Ou
Do you want some milk?
(Italians can understand me AHAHAHAH)
Singvlarity
Lmao xD
4:31
Ti capisco🤣
I'm not italian but I understand you.
Btw I'm from Poland ;)
Lol, io sciocco basita né
Wie der "deutsche" das auch immer so WÜTEND sagt 😂😂
*DONAUDAMPFSCHIFFFAHRTSELEKTRIZITÄTENHAUPTBETRIEBSWERKBAUUNTERBEAMTENGESELLSCHAFT* 😡😡
Ja😂 Eigentlich sind wir Deutschen gar nicht so😂
I LOVE YOU
@@lisad9339 sicher xD
😂😂😂
@everyone: there will be new How To Be: ... (in 3 Easy Steps) videos soon! So stay tuned and give us some country-suggestions! #meow
"Prost" means "Idiot!" in my language xDDDDDDDDD
... If you scream "prost" on the streets here , you get beaten.
-I'M A HUGE FAN OF CCC. KEEP UP WITH GUTT WORK , BRUDERS-
How to be Canadian?
plz make it how to be Canadian!
How to be finnish 😂
The MÄHDRESCHER! really scared me HAHAHAH
damnit, we have to go the the Krankenhaus again.
In this video none of the italian words is actually italian
Babbo Natale già
Finalmente un italiano
Babbo Natale i agree. The accent and some word are totally wrong
Babbo Natale i am italian and their are real
Scienza?.. no ienza mi raccomando
German is so cool!😊😊
MinecraftTea 2006 danke🤗
MinecraftTea 2006 hummmmmmm I think not
And what is krankenwagen
I think so. German is actually really esay. Aber es ist schon wirlich rasistisch(diese Video's)
Hell no
France: Exists
Germany Überhasschung
Daisy = margarita
Princess Daisy is Jimmy Buffett confirmed
Who?
And who?
Is it just me, but German words spelling looks like somebody smashed their head on a keyboard right?
It is like that for many languages if you don't know them but I can't judge because I am german myself xD. But I know what you mean.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😅🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
That Japan person sounded weird
Well japan is weird, sums up
Mikasa Ackerman the voice actor went for the anime girl accent
No one:
Italian: CENERENTÓLA
for all the people that are severely butthurt by this video:
This obviously was made for entertainment purposes and I found it rather funny. People might cringe over the horrible accents, but it doesn't take away from the fact it is funny.
f u n n y
I’m dying of laughter...
So funny.
wow
girls: uhhh why dont boys take our hints?
their hints: 3:38
Boys: Why don’t girls give off clear signals?
Girls: *Give off easily readable and recognizable body language.*
Boys: I’mma pretend I didn’t see that.
@@ColdBaltBlue Sure, feminazi.
@@matthewprescott8757 Cry me a River.
@@ColdBaltBlue You're the one crying here, spouting feminazi BS, so why don't you take your advice, cry a stream of river, then do the world a favor and submerge yourself in it till you're out of breath.
@@matthewprescott8757 ruclips.net/video/rGZ4ftDHRLA/видео.html
Sorry but that wasn't Italian
Nobody:
My 2 year old sister at 3 in the morning: vErKeHrSiNfRaStrUkTuRfInAnZkErUnGsGeSeLlScHaFtSgEsEtZ
I'm ded
All those comments about THIS FAKE ITALIAN ACCENT
Sebastian Vettel Vaffanculo
Because we're right.
because it is wrong
Il Criminalo oh Ahahha taci vala✋🏻
iGrace TTG yes I know, I'm Italian