i wrote this for u My grandpa fought in Game Jam II He was such a coder dude I can't even finish learning java Missed my Xbox, and left too soon His dad was a coder-man Who fought codes so violent I think I bored my trainer-man While playing him my games that's so insane (Oh, my God) that's such a shame Next to them, my games don't feel so grand But I can't help myself from feeling bad I kinda feel like two things can be coded (one, two, three, four) The world's smallest game engine Really needs an audience So if I do not find somebody soon (that's right, that's right) I'll blow up into smithereens And spew my tiny scratch knowledge Just let me play my game for you, you, you, you My grandpa fought in Game Jam II He was such a coder dude I can't even finish learning java Missed my Xbox, and left too soon His dad was a coder-man Who fought codes so violent I think I bored my trainer-man While playing him my games that's so insane (Oh, my God) that's such a shame Next to them, my games don't feel so grand But I can't help myself from feeling bad I kinda feel like two things can be coded (one, two, three, four) The world's smallest game engine Really needs an audience So if I do not find somebody soon (that's right, that's right) I'll blow up into smithereens And spew my tiny scratch knowledge Just let me play my game for you, you, you, you Somewhere in the universe Somewhere someone's got it better Wish that made it easier Wish I didn't feel the hurt The world's smallest game engine Really needs an audience So if I do not find somebody soon I'll blow up into smithereens And spew my tiny scratch knowledge All up and down a city street While tryna put my mind at ease Like finishing this melody This feels like a necessity So this could be the death of me Or maybe just a better me Now, come in with the timpanis And take a shot of Hennessy I know I'm not there mentally But you could be the remedy So let me play my game for you -DeclenTheGamer
Dang it, wish my buddy knew about this, he's remaking Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for pc in Unity, but with some added goodness such as multiplayer, android port, and extra stuffs, >:{ Oh well, nice vid, keep it up my dude, :3
I really want to see you make a game where there are intentional bugs, so much that it is a challenge to complete the game without it breaking. Could be a fun challenge
randomly stumbled across this channel and after watching video after video I actually wanna dive into the world of game dev aswell .. time to jump into hours of tutorials just to make a stickman walk LETS GOO!
I know this was different for the console version, but I've played about 200+ hours of Cyberpunk right after launch with almost no noticeable issues. I had pretty much no immersion breaking bugs, only major thing I encountered was a glitch that stopped me from progressing in a quest, which they fixed in one of the first patches and you could work around by using an earlier save. This was on higher settings using a higher end machine at the time, so I know this wasn't the experience everyone had. However the idea that Cyberpunk was an entirely fundamentally broken game on launch is just not true. The main issues were related to the game breaking with hardware constraints, which included the console version. Not trying to defend the mess of a console launch they had, however some outlets talk about the game like they didn't even try. It was an amazing game right from the start. It's to this day still one of my favorite games, which I'll likely revisit at some point with a ton of mods.
I just know that barji won and you guys are all in severe debt now, good luck, and barji congrats on the testla or whatever the name of that gay car is 😎
If I had a nickel for every time Jabrils was called a genius in a RUclips video, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
It's just the wattage of the outlets on planes and trains. Most laptops run off a 120W+ brick converted from your mains which outputs significantly more, these outlets tend to output 40W+ which is fine for charging phones and tablets. Unfortunately, running Unity required more power than you could draw.
I have a vr but I AM NEVER playing superior because when the game starts there's a gun. When you pick it up, someone spawns RIGHT IN YOUR FACE. And I get jumpscared really easily in vr.
![Felix "Unfair" | [Stray Kids : SKZ-PLAYER]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/Oswujxm2Ag0/mqdefault.jpg)
subscribe for a tesla (maybe)
Already know it’s gonna be a banger 🎉🎉🎉
I know I wont
OMG HES BACK AMAFJNKFDSAJNSANFKJDSN F JMAD MJSLKJASD OMGESUSUSUSUSUSUSU #TheDevDump
LETS GOOO HES BACK!
You dont have to say that. We have been liking the videos on PloyMars++
There's no better feeling, as a game dev, than hitting the walls and not bugging through them
so tru
One day I'll reach that point.
agreed.
that's the neat part, you dont
true
Let's all just be thankful Polymars didn't have to buy his friend a Tesla 🙏
Wtf kingsam on a polymars video?
Wtf kingsam on a polymars video?
Wtf kingsam on a polymars video?
Heh KingSam?!
ayo samme
I love the aesthetic of ‘The Fable of the Green Man’ something about it just gives off the vibe of “early 2000s flash web browser game”. Love it!
Yeah
i liked that one too
That's what all polymars's games look like
binding of isaac type shit
the wait was WORTH IT
fr
absolutely
W
Martha....
Yikes your channel is dead
Hey polymars, I'm a big fan of your -money- content and I'd love to be a part of your videos one day.
Lol both video notifications at the same time
Just came from your video
that is a genius idea
Come to think of it, I think I would love if I were somehow featured on the channel.
The sheer amount of genuine fear in your eyes when the last vote was cuphead
Ikr
i wrote this for u
My grandpa fought in Game Jam II
He was such a coder dude
I can't even finish learning java
Missed my Xbox, and left too soon
His dad was a coder-man
Who fought codes so violent
I think I bored my trainer-man
While playing him my games
that's so insane
(Oh, my God) that's such a shame
Next to them, my games don't feel so grand
But I can't help myself from feeling bad
I kinda feel like two things can be coded (one, two, three, four)
The world's smallest game engine
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find somebody soon (that's right, that's right)
I'll blow up into smithereens
And spew my tiny scratch knowledge
Just let me play my game for you, you, you, you
My grandpa fought in Game Jam II
He was such a coder dude
I can't even finish learning java
Missed my Xbox, and left too soon
His dad was a coder-man
Who fought codes so violent
I think I bored my trainer-man
While playing him my games
that's so insane
(Oh, my God) that's such a shame
Next to them, my games don't feel so grand
But I can't help myself from feeling bad
I kinda feel like two things can be coded (one, two, three, four)
The world's smallest game engine
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find somebody soon (that's right, that's right)
I'll blow up into smithereens
And spew my tiny scratch knowledge
Just let me play my game for you, you, you, you
Somewhere in the universe
Somewhere someone's got it better
Wish that made it easier
Wish I didn't feel the hurt
The world's smallest game engine
Really needs an audience
So if I do not find somebody soon
I'll blow up into smithereens
And spew my tiny scratch knowledge
All up and down a city street
While tryna put my mind at ease
Like finishing this melody
This feels like a necessity
So this could be the death of me
Or maybe just a better me
Now, come in with the timpanis
And take a shot of Hennessy
I know I'm not there mentally
But you could be the remedy
So let me play my game for you -DeclenTheGamer
i cant xd
@flitefulwantssubs402
jesus i made that comment a while ago @flitefulwantssubs402
"The thing you shoot with... the thing you shoot... truly the American Dream"
Best line ever said
When the world needed him the most, he returned!
Barji is slowly becoming a Saturday Morning Cartoon villain.
Fr
Wait when did you become verified?
barji is literally just an anime supervillan at this point
Can’t believe I didn’t even get included in the video. I was only gonna make a game for a space station
HOW WOULD I BUY A SPACE STATION BRO
amogus
@@PolyMars "You can't lose what you don't have...BUT YOU CAN GO INTO DEBT!!"
Whaatttt. I never knew I missed @Jabrils as much as I actually do. Seeing him in your video is bringing back so many memories. What a great collab!
“All I have to do is add a few features, if they don’t work together it’s fine”😂😂
This is genius 0:17
This was honestly great. Glad you're back!
thanks!!
POST AGAIN@@PolyMars
Great video! It was cool to see the renditions of everything you guys created.
zelda rougelike is just the binding of issac lol
9:24 W keyboard, i bought that for my iphone and it works amazing, i’m surprised to see some niche thing i bought is in a youtube video
I still remember when I created my first collision detection. I played with only collisions for 3 hours 😂
Everyone who buys a Tesla should be forced to complete all of cuphead in order to drive the car
to unlock the “brake pedal” you need to beat cuphead
Polymars putting his whole savings on the line for this video
Really fun idea!! Edit: i totally get your excitement about collisions hahaha! That stuf is soooooo cool when it works :)
RIGHT?!
Dude the fact that you put these vids in your video description is so cool keep doing your shit we all love you
Dang it, wish my buddy knew about this, he's remaking Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets for pc in Unity, but with some added goodness such as multiplayer, android port, and extra stuffs, >:{
Oh well, nice vid, keep it up my dude, :3
This channel feels like a graveyard, like there hasn’t been a single comment in a year and only the second channel has had any activity
That message though. "LOL Barji SUX"
8:20 ah, me fav crusing altitude, thousands of miles lmao
Him: Anything You Code I'll Pay For
Me: Time to make God of War Ragnarok for PS5
The Fable of the Green Man was SOO bringing back Journey of the Prairie King into my memory.
The main polymars channel uploaded, let’s gooo!!! Time to wait 10 more years for another upload lol
I love when someone starts uploading on their live channel only 🤣
I wont lie. Barji paid me to conspire & vote for him. But I'm not picking sides, I just want to see peace 😅
"truly an American dream" lol
PolyMars logo is so cute
Him being thousand miles into the air and nearly crashing the plane by unplugging the life support the timer did not pause
I really want to see you make a game where there are intentional bugs, so much that it is a challenge to complete the game without it breaking. Could be a fun challenge
I think Sam hogan already did it
@@Yasins_Main link?
ruclips.net/video/M_iiXaaF5T4/видео.html
This was awesome, love the stakes in the video xD
Man I love this channel!
When the world needed him most, He came back with a video.
The Legend Has Returned!!!!!
AIN'T NO WAY POLYMARS MAIN CHANNEL UPLOAD!🥳🎉
Bros starting to manage 2 channels at once now, that’s impressive
randomly stumbled across this channel and after watching video after video I actually wanna dive into the world of game dev aswell .. time to jump into hours of tutorials just to make a stickman walk LETS GOO!
YOU GOT THIS
@@PolyMars cant wait to start!
@alvy. in what launquice (i am from czechia so sorry if i spelled something wrong)
“thousands of miles in the air” lmao
HE'S BACK ON THE MAIN CHANNEL!
I’ve been waiting for this video for 8 months 😂
it took 8 month?
"We have the thing you shoot with, and the thing you shoot"
Jabrils AND Isto AND Barji???? What a crew.
Great video, Mars! Hope to see you back again soon
First O’hare video of 2023 keep it up! 👍
I know this was different for the console version, but I've played about 200+ hours of Cyberpunk right after launch with almost no noticeable issues.
I had pretty much no immersion breaking bugs, only major thing I encountered was a glitch that stopped me from progressing in a quest, which they fixed in one of the first patches and you could work around by using an earlier save.
This was on higher settings using a higher end machine at the time, so I know this wasn't the experience everyone had.
However the idea that Cyberpunk was an entirely fundamentally broken game on launch is just not true.
The main issues were related to the game breaking with hardware constraints, which included the console version.
Not trying to defend the mess of a console launch they had, however some outlets talk about the game like they didn't even try.
It was an amazing game right from the start.
It's to this day still one of my favorite games, which I'll likely revisit at some point with a ton of mods.
truly the american dream
FINNALY A NEW VIDEOO LETSGOOOO
Ooh 30 seconds ago noice
I just know that barji won and you guys are all in severe debt now, good luck, and barji congrats on the testla or whatever the name of that gay car is 😎
The perfect plan is to make a custom console for your game and sell it for 10 billion dollars so you get to keep the money
If I had a nickel for every time Jabrils was called a genius in a RUclips video, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice
Seeing Jabrils's mouth move while he talks is so unreal
Ooo starting now, excited
"I'm gunless.... I don't want that"
how to become a ruler
step 1: code the earth
step 2: success
how to become a ruler (alternative)
step 1: be a flat rectangle
step 2: measure every 1 local unit of measurement
It's just the wattage of the outlets on planes and trains. Most laptops run off a 120W+ brick converted from your mains which outputs significantly more, these outlets tend to output 40W+ which is fine for charging phones and tablets. Unfortunately, running Unity required more power than you could draw.
I start rewatching polymers -> he uploads 2 days later
sidenote I have that same arteck keyboard
YES NEW POLY VID
rest in piece my schlawg
"truly an american dream" bruhh 😭😭
Imagine losing 40 minutes of progress all because of battery problems but still won bc you made it just decorative enough
This video is just a masterpiece XD
my man is back finally, by the way you inspired me to learn C++
What a sick video. I love jabrils
Common Isto W
damn the tesla car game shoulda won but nice on you for getting your mate a juicy vr setup
ITS THE GUY FROM WEEZER 😍😍😍😍😍😍
I have a vr but I AM NEVER playing superior because when the game starts there's a gun. When you pick it up, someone spawns RIGHT IN YOUR FACE. And I get jumpscared really easily in vr.
Absolute madlad
2:29 Bro you can hear him press alt+f4 😆
welcome bacc
HOLY SHIT POLYMARS IS BACK
I weirdly played cup-head in a Tesla before... THE VIBE IN THE CAR MAKES IT BETER THEN ON A CONSLE... weird
The amount of edgy jokes XD
Finally back 👌👌👌👌
The man himself has returned!
"Ooga Booga, you lose mate"
ahh now you made me remeber the cringest ad i've ever seen in my life
he's back :)
also good job for not buying a tesla
YOU BETTA BUY A TESLA
my God he Finally Uploaded after 5 blue moons
i liked when he said "it's polymarsin' time!" and polymars'd all over the place. truly a memory leak of all time
Poly marsh
FINALLY HE'S BACK
yo this was sick
2:20 dude gave me a flashback to captainsparklez
"Sir i coded a simulation, where my world"
polymons game is just binding of isaac LMAO
Is nobody gonna talk about the fact that polymars's game doesn't have an actual icon and it's missing a memory leak
PolyMars is the Type of Guy that hates himself by making things harder but still acheiving it
print('Hello, world!') where's my money ?
is it a new polymars video? indeed it is
Glad that steven won the vr headset
I would've legit tried to recreate Half-Life Alyx just to dunk on Poly, but I have no skills
Surprised no one mentioned Fable of the Green Man is incredibly similar to the Stardew Valley arcade mini game.
He was flying on the 737 MAX, this was a game itself.
Design games for your PSP handheld console with your friends, then score among yourself