Why Did Brutus Stab Julius Caesar? | Kanan Gill Stand-Up Comedy | Netflix India

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2024

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  • @kalyan-
    @kalyan- 4 года назад +5059

    "Because you have never lived" - this line would stab millions. damn kanan

    • @ehteshamalam6342
      @ehteshamalam6342 4 года назад +65

      Well.. that's the punch line of life bruh.😅

    • @NetflixIndiaOfficial
      @NetflixIndiaOfficial  4 года назад +476

      But really, have we?

    • @TheAvish6293
      @TheAvish6293 4 года назад +75

      @@NetflixIndiaOfficial The real question is, why haven't we been allowed to?

    • @amosmurmu
      @amosmurmu 4 года назад +17

      @@TheAvish6293 if we seriously wanted we would have lived

    • @BhoopeshBhola01
      @BhoopeshBhola01 4 года назад +1

      @@NetflixIndiaOfficial Yes trying to

  • @swastikray2377
    @swastikray2377 4 года назад +3204

    "The ultimate goal of education is to replace your heart with a textbook so that you can never die. Because you have never lived"
    Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!

    • @aryan5683
      @aryan5683 4 года назад +8

      No

    • @deepadcruz6483
      @deepadcruz6483 4 года назад +10

      @Ashish Shrivastava no means rejecting your request to explain the quote, no is not the explanation 😅

    • @canlouishugme
      @canlouishugme 4 года назад +8

      It just means that when you're mugging up, only caring about textbook knowledge, you forget to live life.

    • @cibinthomas4007
      @cibinthomas4007 4 года назад +3

      @@canlouishugme So you have never lived....if you mugged up in childhood? KUCH BHI!? KUCH BHI?

    • @canlouishugme
      @canlouishugme 4 года назад +14

      @@cibinthomas4007 It just means that if you were so focused on textbook knowledge, you miss out on the other important experiences

  • @Karthik-kt24
    @Karthik-kt24 4 года назад +1426

    Kanan: "Because you have never lived"
    Traumatized me: Eh tu, Kanan!

  • @prajwalbagrecha7685
    @prajwalbagrecha7685 4 года назад +4226

    Felt like a funny TED talk

    • @ashieshhh
      @ashieshhh 4 года назад +59

      Prajwal Bagrecha except funny

    • @binodbinod9394
      @binodbinod9394 4 года назад +125

      @ashishthakrar your sense of humor needs a personal ted talk on self improvement

    • @NetflixIndiaOfficial
      @NetflixIndiaOfficial  4 года назад +710

      Hey, as long as you're inspired with some laughs.

    • @jaybansal2377
      @jaybansal2377 4 года назад +27

      Yeah except the audience acting like drunken swines throughout.

    • @chaitalideshpande4814
      @chaitalideshpande4814 4 года назад +1

      Ikr🤣🤣

  • @instantpumpkin9444
    @instantpumpkin9444 4 года назад +748

    After the punchline "You've never lived",,, Now someone should write a play about him.

  • @AdityaRaj-ju6dl
    @AdityaRaj-ju6dl 4 года назад +629

    "You can never die,
    Coz you've never lived".
    This hit me like a Train

  • @Priyanka-sy1jc
    @Priyanka-sy1jc 4 года назад +3617

    Any CBSE student of grade 10.
    Remember this drama 😂.

    • @shantanupathak7100
      @shantanupathak7100 4 года назад +75

      They changed the whole syllabus now

    • @ravenscar6452
      @ravenscar6452 4 года назад +54

      Yeah , got hit by nostalgia, smack in the face....

    • @sharmavatsdev
      @sharmavatsdev 4 года назад +31

      Et te Brutus. Something like that 😂😂😂

    • @vrastimallya6621
      @vrastimallya6621 4 года назад +69

      Friends, Romans, Countrymen
      LEND ME YOUR EARS!

    • @Ak_thereader
      @Ak_thereader 4 года назад +20

      I scored 92 in literature that year 😂😂 simpler times ☹️☹️

  • @akaysvideos
    @akaysvideos 4 года назад +2373

    "Et tu Brute? " Sounds like Ay Tu Kutte? More comprehensive no?

  • @amrithaputhane8218
    @amrithaputhane8218 4 года назад +122

    3:30 nostalgia only ppl who studied sanskrit will get the pain of memorizing those words😁😁😁😁

  • @shreyaprasad4508
    @shreyaprasad4508 4 года назад +78

    My last words after I get stabbed-" Aha! I cannot die because I never lived"

  • @AsheshDubey
    @AsheshDubey 4 года назад +1215

    The recent CBSE students wouldn't even understand what the hell is going on😂

    • @abhikmukherjee
      @abhikmukherjee 4 года назад +70

      The recent CBSE student knows about bal Narendra

    • @AsheshDubey
      @AsheshDubey 4 года назад +34

      @@iota5722 the entire book is changed😂

    • @BertRussie
      @BertRussie 4 года назад +118

      No Julius Caesar?? What?? It's bad enough that this unfortunate generation had to grow up with indianised Cartoon Network. Now this too is taken out?

    • @shinjinisarkar4751
      @shinjinisarkar4751 4 года назад +10

      @@BertRussie We CBSE students don't mix enriching literature with required language...overburdening not our culture!!

    • @BertRussie
      @BertRussie 4 года назад +24

      @@shinjinisarkar4751 I was a CBSE student. We mixed those things up. And no regrets

  • @sushmitasinghrathore6850
    @sushmitasinghrathore6850 4 года назад +635

    Any ICSE student here? Julius Caesar, Macbeth, As you like it? 😂😂😂 also "Pathti, Pathta, Pathanti" 😂😂😂
    When he said "i don't want to remember them, i just can't forget it" i felt that😂😄

  • @riticaverma7113
    @riticaverma7113 4 года назад +45

    Finally felt like I wasn't the only one who thought that drama was vague😂 plus he gave legit evidences proving it was vague.
    The latter part about education system and Sanskrit memorisation was damn relatable 😂🤣

  • @NilanjanaMazumdar
    @NilanjanaMazumdar 4 года назад +113

    Mark Antony's speech starting "Friends, Romans, Countrymen..." was also legendary and something we had to also "learn by heart" 😁

    • @wellwhatdoyakno6251
      @wellwhatdoyakno6251 4 года назад

      Nilanjana Mazumdar stfu I’m jokin

    • @sushmitasinghrathore6850
      @sushmitasinghrathore6850 4 года назад +9

      Yeah! 😂😂 And all beautifully crafted speech of his, each paragraph ending with "And Brutus is a noble man" 😂
      Anthony was the real gem.

    • @SudhanshuShukla1
      @SudhanshuShukla1 4 года назад +2

      Lend me your ear 😀😀

    • @mrinalkarnad13
      @mrinalkarnad13 2 года назад

      Yeah and I still remember it 🤣🤣🤣

  • @lokkeshsakthii6866
    @lokkeshsakthii6866 4 года назад +47

    "U can never die...
    Cause u never lived"
    Truer words haven't been spoken yet😂😂😂

  • @Karthik-kt24
    @Karthik-kt24 4 года назад +63

    3:31 Damn that nostalgia....or should I say PTSD 😐

  • @rohankathpalia7603
    @rohankathpalia7603 4 года назад +63

    So that's why Gandhi said 'Hey ram'. And leave plays. They have built a whole political empire on it in last 3 decades!

  • @moneebakhan1040
    @moneebakhan1040 4 года назад +9

    Can we just appreciate how intellectual his jokes are so out of the box and so amazing

  • @shreya8141
    @shreya8141 4 года назад +47

    "I don't want to remember this stuff, I just can't forget it".... Relatable after🤣🤣

  • @psydook
    @psydook 4 года назад +138

    You never lived. Directly attacked me. (stabbed me on the page with Et Tu Brutus )

  • @sreeravi25
    @sreeravi25 3 года назад +19

    "Friends, Romans and Countrymen, Lend me your ears...."

  • @hussainflintoff
    @hussainflintoff 3 года назад +11

    Last line
    “Heart Replaced with book” just nailed it👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

  • @animeshhazra
    @animeshhazra 4 года назад +32

    Kanan is always hilarious and has unique thought process

  • @madhulokanandan
    @madhulokanandan 3 года назад +40

    If this happened in South India, Caeser would’ve said, “Eh Thu, Brutus?”😩😩

  • @omega6805
    @omega6805 4 года назад +144

    Kanan gill:According to our education system you have to replace your heart with A(1) textbook.
    Science students:well those are rookie numbers.

  • @gouthammuthuvel5243
    @gouthammuthuvel5243 4 года назад +314

    Always thought it was "byhard " up until I had proper internet connection and Google !

    • @ak538
      @ak538 4 года назад +28

      When I was young I thought it was bayyaat😂

    • @shiwanibanra2421
      @shiwanibanra2421 4 года назад +4

      😂😂

    • @medha8783
      @medha8783 4 года назад +13

      I thought it was one word - byheart 😂😂

    • @niam2851
      @niam2851 4 года назад +3

      Aww u poor children 😜!

    • @RKP14
      @RKP14 4 года назад

      @@ak538 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @syedibrahimmaaz
    @syedibrahimmaaz 4 года назад +39

    I don't want to remember it🤣
    I just can't forget it🤣
    Story of my life

  • @hatimpiplodwala6534
    @hatimpiplodwala6534 4 года назад +23

    4:01 every middle class Indian son that ever existed can relate

  • @harishankarmanoj3223
    @harishankarmanoj3223 4 года назад +39

    "Because u never lived" this statement stabbed me from the front😂

  • @jagritijain6874
    @jagritijain6874 3 года назад +2

    "I don't want to remember this stuff, I just can't forget it" -- epic!!

  • @thefutureye
    @thefutureye 4 года назад +143

    Ahm gachami, lol. Nostalgia🤧

  • @utkarshjangid3374
    @utkarshjangid3374 3 года назад +29

    Interesting Fact:
    The month July is named after "Julius Ceasar".

  • @avantigulhane7564
    @avantigulhane7564 4 года назад +5

    Kannan.. you have proven that you are way ahead of every other stand up comic there is ! Amazing content !!

  • @dawdlerart9684
    @dawdlerart9684 4 года назад +407

    Who else thinks he take pauses to have memes.

  • @prakharsrivastava3799
    @prakharsrivastava3799 3 года назад +5

    *All alkalies are bases but not all bases are alkalies*
    I don't wanna remember this one but it's just that I can't forget it.😂😂😂

  • @aditya_anchal
    @aditya_anchal 7 месяцев назад +1

    This special is actually so special !
    Kanan Gill my man

  • @nishiborana792
    @nishiborana792 3 года назад +4

    The one line in the end where he talks about heart and textbook, ufff. Summed up our whole lives.😂👍

  • @akaysvideos
    @akaysvideos 4 года назад +4

    1:22 the precious Joey Tribbiani look

  • @manaspatil4908
    @manaspatil4908 4 года назад +22

    Kanan: (stabs me metaphorically)...Because you've never lived!
    Me: Ahem Gacchami

  • @mishkamaheshwari2652
    @mishkamaheshwari2652 3 года назад +2

    3:22 he looks so tramautized 😭😂😂

  • @srishtimishra9090
    @srishtimishra9090 4 года назад +7

    Can't deny he explained the drama much better than my English teacher. Although it was one of the best chapters back then. Who would have thought this drama could be explained so hilariously!😂

  • @nidhixmenon
    @nidhixmenon 5 месяцев назад

    It never fails to amaze me just how smart Kanan is. The wittiest comic out there for sure

  • @harshprasade3827
    @harshprasade3827 4 года назад +152

    Jake Peralta was inspired by Julius Caesar 😂🤣

  • @chiragjha2277
    @chiragjha2277 4 года назад +4

    I thought it's one of the finest stand up sets by Indian comics. Well written and thoughtful.

  • @atharvas3841
    @atharvas3841 4 года назад +30

    The only thing I remember from the cbse textbook is - " Et tu brute"

  • @s3arajgupta
    @s3arajgupta 3 года назад +1

    When he said some of you will get stabbed tonight. He wasn't joking, seriously, that bit seems like a subtle metaphor that some of us(audience) are stabbing ourselves. For the why? you need to watch the special, no spoilers here. Amazing Kanan, You are my favorite.

  • @asishmanoj8897
    @asishmanoj8897 4 года назад +18

    When I get stabbed the line I would choose is " omaywa mo shinderiyu"

    • @mariposa3859
      @mariposa3859 4 года назад +2

      I see that you're a man of culture.

    • @RExN6900
      @RExN6900 4 года назад

      Shindeiru hota hai bhai

    • @soumyadipXplore
      @soumyadipXplore 4 года назад

      Some help with its meaning..guys ??

    • @RExN6900
      @RExN6900 4 года назад +4

      It literally means "you are already dead" , anime reference

    • @PaLuck
      @PaLuck 4 года назад +4

      Nani?

  • @maninderkaur8350
    @maninderkaur8350 4 года назад +2

    His expressions and the tone with which he speaks is really excellent..!!

  • @saqlainislam1140
    @saqlainislam1140 4 года назад +3

    I don't usually comment but after seeing this video i couldn't stop myself.
    This has to be one of the best 4:30 min of kanan's career . 🤣🤣
    So relatable..!

  • @richakr9459
    @richakr9459 3 года назад +1

    The sarcastic punch; you never die, because you never lived before...
    too good😎

  • @muscularsquirrel7119
    @muscularsquirrel7119 4 года назад +12

    Legit funny❤️ 😂😂
    The pinch of sarcasm in the end
    "because you have never lived" stabbed me 23 times at once💔

  • @ankitapuranik8851
    @ankitapuranik8851 4 года назад

    गम् / गच्छ(= जाना, Go)
    लट् लकार (सामान्य भविष्यत्काल) - Future tense of Go
    प्रथम पुरुष गमिष्यति गमिष्यतः गमिष्यन्ति
    मध्यम पुरुष गमिष्यसि गमिष्यथः गमिष्यथ
    उत्तम पुरुष। गमिष्यामि गमिष्यावः गमिष्यामः
    Thanks for recalling 🙏🙏🙏
    Salute to our sanskrit teachers who teach us this language beautifully 🙏

  • @iqbaldelhiwala8397
    @iqbaldelhiwala8397 3 года назад +3

    Kanan's expressions and voice 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍

  • @darshanachoudhary8068
    @darshanachoudhary8068 3 года назад +2

    "I just can't forget it..!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

  • @iamsimran2402
    @iamsimran2402 4 года назад +5

    I remembed that line ''Et tu Brute'' when he said it. Has been 2 yrs since i read it in class 10.. getting nostalgic

  • @AnanyaMRaoincredible
    @AnanyaMRaoincredible 4 года назад +1

    Personal attacks kanan...one minute I was laughing like...omg the Latin thing...amazing observation and then.. with the "You have never lived"...I'm in tears...cuz it got too real ..too fast.

  • @LeoAugustBorn
    @LeoAugustBorn 4 года назад +12

    If J.C. was punjabi:- Brutusiye, phenchoddaa😂

    • @Arthkryst0
      @Arthkryst0 Месяц назад

      If he was Bengali: AYYY BRUTUS BOKACHODA!!!

  • @shreedatri8932
    @shreedatri8932 3 года назад +1

    Just speechless...

  • @kartik180rajesh1
    @kartik180rajesh1 4 года назад +9

    2:07 that's gonna be my last line!

  • @russellmitchell
    @russellmitchell 3 года назад +1

    This is gold

  • @sharkface8301
    @sharkface8301 4 года назад +7

    1:29 when he said Very clever :D I lol .

  • @AnkitaNallana
    @AnkitaNallana 7 месяцев назад

    Man this whole standup is one my favourites!

  • @anshjoshi26
    @anshjoshi26 3 года назад +3

    Kanan had me at 4:06 🔥⚡️♥️

  • @Tharaka73
    @Tharaka73 3 года назад +2

    Because you have never lived… DEEP… 👏🏻

  • @vaishnavimakude4423
    @vaishnavimakude4423 4 года назад +20

    If someone stabs me I'd say "what'd you do that fur?" in whole Irish accent like Niall horan did when Louis Tomlinson slapped him

  • @dattatreyamitter
    @dattatreyamitter 4 года назад +1

    One of the best Standup sets ever.

  • @shishirmaharana4022
    @shishirmaharana4022 4 года назад +8

    1:57 reminded me of Jake Peralta from b99.

  • @naziashamim8942
    @naziashamim8942 4 года назад +2

    Pathati pathata pathanti @3:50 this is what i have learned

  • @AnonymousKnight_
    @AnonymousKnight_ 2 года назад +4

    0:25 Peralta vibes

    • @Ojaidiv
      @Ojaidiv 6 месяцев назад

      Joke Peralta or wot

  • @snehasimon4850
    @snehasimon4850 4 года назад +1

    4:11
    Very clever 😁

  • @keysangyonthan
    @keysangyonthan 4 года назад +8

    Watching a good standup like this after a long time

  • @tithijadia4253
    @tithijadia4253 4 года назад +1

    "..because you've never lived."
    OMFG finally someone says it!!

  • @nidhimishra2186
    @nidhimishra2186 4 года назад +7

    That sanskrit part was so nostalgic...🤣🤣

  • @taishankm
    @taishankm 26 дней назад

    😂😂😂 "Last Words are important! Choose Wisely"
    😂😂 2:03

  • @akaysvideos
    @akaysvideos 4 года назад +5

    3:13 Everytime she be like

  • @aayushkar2052
    @aayushkar2052 3 года назад +2

    pathati pathatah pathanti, pathasi patha pathat, pathami pathavah pathamah...... I still remember it, cuz I have a book in place of a heart

  • @mayurjoshi3506
    @mayurjoshi3506 4 года назад +5

    2:18 some of you will get stabbed tonight ! 2 min silence for crowd who didn't even get it! Kanan is giving smile to show how much he's disappointed at crowd :D :D :D

  • @9urj01
    @9urj01 4 года назад +2

    the gachaami line brought out the "ram, ramam, ramen" table inside of me.

  • @rajchavan7666
    @rajchavan7666 4 года назад +3

    Netflix showing clips of stand-up comedy
    I be like - Why to take Netflix subscription 😂🤷😻🤣

  • @abhinavsharma2179
    @abhinavsharma2179 4 года назад +2

    I instantly liked when he said
    'because you have never lived '

  • @stevenrogers5366
    @stevenrogers5366 4 года назад +7

    I remember dying of laughter at the moment of brutus 😆

  • @meghna9922
    @meghna9922 3 года назад +1

    Pure genius 💯
    That punch line hit places!!!

  • @kumarikritika6863
    @kumarikritika6863 4 года назад +8

    Fun fact - Caesar never actually said "et Tu Brutus" It was just added by Shakespeare...

  • @ioftenarguewithidiots.3811
    @ioftenarguewithidiots.3811 4 года назад +1

    Make more kanan gill stand up comedies

  • @ankitraghuwanshi5055
    @ankitraghuwanshi5055 4 года назад +252

    Brutus was actually caeser illegitimate child, brutus mother and caeser were known lovers

  • @humairahaque3682
    @humairahaque3682 3 года назад

    Last line, because you never lived hits hard..!! ❤

  • @shreyasaxena7645
    @shreyasaxena7645 4 года назад +8

    sheer brilliance, that is what this man is.

  • @nikitabhilare9246
    @nikitabhilare9246 3 года назад +1

    Neville Shah : Director OP

  • @AkshayKumar-wy6sb
    @AkshayKumar-wy6sb 4 года назад +3

    *The way he speaks reminds me of Dulquer Salmaan* ❤️☺️

  • @alicecherian5117
    @alicecherian5117 Год назад

    "Learning by heart, replacing your heart with a text book, so you will never die, because you never lived!! "
    🙏🙌

  • @tubakhan6578
    @tubakhan6578 4 года назад +13

    The set looks like a Ted talk.
    although theres no round red carpet.

  • @sreeharisureshbabu268
    @sreeharisureshbabu268 4 года назад

    your modulation is great

  • @alien_girl900
    @alien_girl900 2 года назад +3

    The meme maker of ICSE students "William fucking Shakespeare"

  • @abhinavkanogia4447
    @abhinavkanogia4447 4 года назад

    You'll never die because you never lived. Such message he portrayed in a funny way!!

  • @bipashaghosh1569
    @bipashaghosh1569 3 года назад +3

    I learnt few Sanskrit words through this stand up special... I laughed my heart out when he did the song thing and about taking a pee in the middle of thing and that thing automatically blurted out😂

  • @greeshmab1630
    @greeshmab1630 4 года назад +1

    This maahhnnn.... is amazing

  • @adyasujeet5606
    @adyasujeet5606 4 года назад +3

    ''education system tries to replace your heart with a textbook ,so that you never die....'cause you have never lived''
    SAVAGE!!

  • @ShivamKumar-ns2sg
    @ShivamKumar-ns2sg 3 года назад

    Such a concise and precise summary

  • @Hariharan-sh6bo
    @Hariharan-sh6bo 4 года назад +94

    2:22 - Some of you will get stabbed.. tonight. Just be ready with your last words
    3:57 Starts slowly stabbing
    4:07 - Stabs
    Now tell me, where is you punch line?

    • @justsomerandomguy1361
      @justsomerandomguy1361 3 года назад

      There is no punchline he is just liking concepts but the whole letter story had a punchline at last u can see it in NETFLIX

  • @adityagupta4955
    @adityagupta4955 4 года назад +3

    The ides of March have gone. 😂
    I and my buddies often text each other on 15th of March- "beware of the ides of March." No matter how unconnected we are for the whole of the year.