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Why Did Brutus Stab Julius Caesar? | Kanan Gill Stand-Up Comedy | Netflix India
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- Опубликовано: 3 май 2020
- Et tu, Kanan.
Find out the importance of your last words in Kanan Gill's latest special, 'Yours Sincerely, Kanan Gill’ now streaming, only on Netflix.
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"Because you have never lived" - this line would stab millions. damn kanan
Well.. that's the punch line of life bruh.😅
But really, have we?
@@NetflixIndiaOfficial The real question is, why haven't we been allowed to?
@@TheAvish6293 if we seriously wanted we would have lived
@@NetflixIndiaOfficial Yes trying to
"The ultimate goal of education is to replace your heart with a textbook so that you can never die. Because you have never lived"
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!
No
@Ashish Shrivastava no means rejecting your request to explain the quote, no is not the explanation 😅
It just means that when you're mugging up, only caring about textbook knowledge, you forget to live life.
@@canlouishugme So you have never lived....if you mugged up in childhood? KUCH BHI!? KUCH BHI?
@@cibinthomas4007 It just means that if you were so focused on textbook knowledge, you miss out on the other important experiences
Felt like a funny TED talk
Prajwal Bagrecha except funny
@ashishthakrar your sense of humor needs a personal ted talk on self improvement
Hey, as long as you're inspired with some laughs.
Yeah except the audience acting like drunken swines throughout.
Ikr🤣🤣
Kanan: "Because you have never lived"
Traumatized me: Eh tu, Kanan!
😂😂😂😂😂
😂
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LOL😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Any CBSE student of grade 10.
Remember this drama 😂.
They changed the whole syllabus now
Yeah , got hit by nostalgia, smack in the face....
Et te Brutus. Something like that 😂😂😂
Friends, Romans, Countrymen
LEND ME YOUR EARS!
I scored 92 in literature that year 😂😂 simpler times ☹️☹️
"Et tu Brute? " Sounds like Ay Tu Kutte? More comprehensive no?
😂😂😂
and i thought i was the only one who misintetpret that .. AAAhahahhahah
😂😜
You sir, won the internet.
That's my friend said, when i stabbed him in the back.
After the punchline "You've never lived",,, Now someone should write a play about him.
It's their choice
"You can never die,
Coz you've never lived".
This hit me like a Train
😂😭
true
But you're still alive..🙄
I like trains
@@sammykhan512 wOw CoMeDy aChIeVeD
The recent CBSE students wouldn't even understand what the hell is going on😂
The recent CBSE student knows about bal Narendra
@@iota5722 the entire book is changed😂
No Julius Caesar?? What?? It's bad enough that this unfortunate generation had to grow up with indianised Cartoon Network. Now this too is taken out?
@@BertRussie We CBSE students don't mix enriching literature with required language...overburdening not our culture!!
@@shinjinisarkar4751 I was a CBSE student. We mixed those things up. And no regrets
Any ICSE student here? Julius Caesar, Macbeth, As you like it? 😂😂😂 also "Pathti, Pathta, Pathanti" 😂😂😂
When he said "i don't want to remember them, i just can't forget it" i felt that😂😄
icse student here .....and pigmalion
Icse student here
As you like it, Oliver, Orlando
Merchant of Venice 😂
Isc
So that's why Gandhi said 'Hey ram'. And leave plays. They have built a whole political empire on it in last 3 decades!
Yessssss
That's must be (nathu)Ram
My last words after I get stabbed-" Aha! I cannot die because I never lived"
3:30 nostalgia only ppl who studied sanskrit will get the pain of memorizing those words😁😁😁😁
Mark Antony's speech starting "Friends, Romans, Countrymen..." was also legendary and something we had to also "learn by heart" 😁
Nilanjana Mazumdar stfu I’m jokin
Yeah! 😂😂 And all beautifully crafted speech of his, each paragraph ending with "And Brutus is a noble man" 😂
Anthony was the real gem.
Lend me your ear 😀😀
Yeah and I still remember it 🤣🤣🤣
"U can never die...
Cause u never lived"
Truer words haven't been spoken yet😂😂😂
3:31 Damn that nostalgia....or should I say PTSD 😐
Finally felt like I wasn't the only one who thought that drama was vague😂 plus he gave legit evidences proving it was vague.
The latter part about education system and Sanskrit memorisation was damn relatable 😂🤣
If this happened in South India, Caeser would’ve said, “Eh Thu, Brutus?”😩😩
*All alkalies are bases but not all bases are alkalies*
I don't wanna remember this one but it's just that I can't forget it.😂😂😂
Always thought it was "byhard " up until I had proper internet connection and Google !
When I was young I thought it was bayyaat😂
😂😂
I thought it was one word - byheart 😂😂
Aww u poor children 😜!
@@ak538 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Who else thinks he take pauses to have memes.
Meant it when we said his expressions are unmissable.
@@NetflixIndiaOfficial D.K. Bose 😂
If J.C. was punjabi:- Brutusiye, phenchoddaa😂
"I don't want to remember this stuff, I just can't forget it".... Relatable after🤣🤣
You never lived. Directly attacked me. (stabbed me on the page with Et Tu Brutus )
It's actually "et tu brute"
"Friends, Romans and Countrymen, Lend me your ears...."
4:01 every middle class Indian son that ever existed can relate
Interesting Fact:
The month July is named after "Julius Ceasar".
Jake Peralta was inspired by Julius Caesar 😂🤣
He never appealed to their sense of camaraderie 😂
How bro?
Kanan gill:According to our education system you have to replace your heart with A(1) textbook.
Science students:well those are rookie numbers.
Ahm gachami, lol. Nostalgia🤧
Yep he was saying it wrong thanks for confirming😂
Literally, Guruji
Last line
“Heart Replaced with book” just nailed it👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
I don't want to remember it🤣
I just can't forget it🤣
Story of my life
"Because u never lived" this statement stabbed me from the front😂
Can we just appreciate how intellectual his jokes are so out of the box and so amazing
3:22 he looks so tramautized 😭😂😂
Kanan: (stabs me metaphorically)...Because you've never lived!
Me: Ahem Gacchami
Kanan is always hilarious and has unique thought process
0:25 Peralta vibes
Joke Peralta or wot
When I get stabbed the line I would choose is " omaywa mo shinderiyu"
I see that you're a man of culture.
Shindeiru hota hai bhai
Some help with its meaning..guys ??
It literally means "you are already dead" , anime reference
Nani?
The only thing I remember from the cbse textbook is - " Et tu brute"
1:29 when he said Very clever :D I lol .
If someone stabs me I'd say "what'd you do that fur?" in whole Irish accent like Niall horan did when Louis Tomlinson slapped him
😂
Eehhhhh
Relatable!✌🏻
BTW Pataetoe😄
😂😂😂
Pathati pathata pathanti @3:50 this is what i have learned
"I don't want to remember this stuff, I just can't forget it" -- epic!!
Kannan.. you have proven that you are way ahead of every other stand up comic there is ! Amazing content !!
The one line in the end where he talks about heart and textbook, ufff. Summed up our whole lives.😂👍
Brutus was actually caeser illegitimate child, brutus mother and caeser were known lovers
Yes u r right
no one asked
@@saitirupati7997 cmon you can do better
ok boomer
I didnt know that 😯
It never fails to amaze me just how smart Kanan is. The wittiest comic out there for sure
Can't deny he explained the drama much better than my English teacher. Although it was one of the best chapters back then. Who would have thought this drama could be explained so hilariously!😂
The meme maker of ICSE students "William fucking Shakespeare"
1:22 the precious Joey Tribbiani look
1:57 reminded me of Jake Peralta from b99.
I thought it's one of the finest stand up sets by Indian comics. Well written and thoughtful.
2:07 that's gonna be my last line!
"I just can't forget it..!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
This special is actually so special !
Kanan Gill my man
I remembed that line ''Et tu Brute'' when he said it. Has been 2 yrs since i read it in class 10.. getting nostalgic
2:22 - Some of you will get stabbed.. tonight. Just be ready with your last words
3:57 Starts slowly stabbing
4:07 - Stabs
Now tell me, where is you punch line?
There is no punchline he is just liking concepts but the whole letter story had a punchline at last u can see it in NETFLIX
His expressions and the tone with which he speaks is really excellent..!!
Legit funny❤️ 😂😂
The pinch of sarcasm in the end
"because you have never lived" stabbed me 23 times at once💔
I remember dying of laughter at the moment of brutus 😆
Kanan's expressions and voice 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
The sarcastic punch; you never die, because you never lived before...
too good😎
Man this whole standup is one my favourites!
I don't usually comment but after seeing this video i couldn't stop myself.
This has to be one of the best 4:30 min of kanan's career . 🤣🤣
So relatable..!
Kanan had me at 4:06 🔥⚡️♥️
That sanskrit part was so nostalgic...🤣🤣
Fun fact - Caesar never actually said "et Tu Brutus" It was just added by Shakespeare...
The set looks like a Ted talk.
although theres no round red carpet.
3:13 Everytime she be like
Pure genius 💯
That punch line hit places!!!
Personal attacks kanan...one minute I was laughing like...omg the Latin thing...amazing observation and then.. with the "You have never lived"...I'm in tears...cuz it got too real ..too fast.
Netflix showing clips of stand-up comedy
I be like - Why to take Netflix subscription 😂🤷😻🤣
Ceaser actually liked Brutus and wanted to make him as his heir
Nope
Read the play carefully he never liked him
That kinda implies ceaser wanted to bang Brutus' mom, in which case it makes complete sense that Brutus stabbed him.
@@NitinKumar-dj8ny Brutus wanted to save the Roman republic (democracy) , Ceasar was turning into monarchy . That's why he killed him .
@@TheAmanthebest no I read history watch the documentary Roman empire on netflix
One of the best Standup sets ever.
Aham gachami, that was awesome man. 😂😂😂
Watching a good standup like this after a long time
We should take one moment to appreciate his expressions and voice modulation. A.M.A.Z.I.N.G. Not time pass 😂. By the way, how u doing Detective Peralta 😜#B99
Pause any moment and you'll find a meme-worthy face. This is what we call, a r t
Netflix India I totally agree.
@@NetflixIndiaOfficial OMG you are right...you are not genius, you are indi-genius
That's a whole lot of school memories...Julius Caeser..and sanskrit grammar tables! You had me at Aham Gachchami🤣
he sounds and looks like andy samberg
''education system tries to replace your heart with a textbook ,so that you never die....'cause you have never lived''
SAVAGE!!
ALL i remember from my school life was like
join your hand
close your eyes
123 ,start..🤣🤣😁😆
the gachaami line brought out the "ram, ramam, ramen" table inside of me.
Gurjot Singh same
i have something for a very long and that is " i have buried 10k gold at..."
St sebastian park me W k niche
sheer brilliance, that is what this man is.
4:11
Very clever 😁
When he said some of you will get stabbed tonight. He wasn't joking, seriously, that bit seems like a subtle metaphor that some of us(audience) are stabbing ourselves. For the why? you need to watch the special, no spoilers here. Amazing Kanan, You are my favorite.
Even netflix knows piracy wont be an issue to its stand up content.
So they post such sneak peaks to make it popular😆
*The way he speaks reminds me of Dulquer Salmaan* ❤️☺️
"..because you've never lived."
OMFG finally someone says it!!
I instantly liked when he said
'because you have never lived '
That sanskrit joke was gold. I laughed my ass of coz of the buildup
I learnt few Sanskrit words through this stand up special... I laughed my heart out when he did the song thing and about taking a pee in the middle of thing and that thing automatically blurted out😂
AWEEEEEEEEEESOME!
This maahhnnn.... is amazing
The ides of March have gone. 😂
I and my buddies often text each other on 15th of March- "beware of the ides of March." No matter how unconnected we are for the whole of the year.
ha ha ..me too
ICSE student spotted
Bro it was in class 10 CBSE until 2 years ago
Even in cbse we read julius ceaser
CBSE read them too
In ICSE it's since 90s I guess. I studied it in 2007-08. ICSE board. So unless cbse board also had it since the 90s, Kanan Gill and the wooers are ICSE board students.
@nobita nobi yaar! Kitne ignorant ho tum. Tumse bade log baithe hain yahan jo ICSE board k pass outs hain jo 10th mein Julius Caeser aur 12th mein Macbeth padhe hain. Direct nahh ! Tumne nahi padhi hogi, dusro ne padhi hai.
Jao apni Shizuka sambhalo pehle ja k, Dekisugi k saath pata nahi kon kon se homework kar rahi hai.
2:18 some of you will get stabbed tonight ! 2 min silence for crowd who didn't even get it! Kanan is giving smile to show how much he's disappointed at crowd :D :D :D
"I don't want to remember this stuff but I just can't forget it" gotcha 😂😂
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