"The ultimate goal of education is to replace your heart with a textbook so that you can never die. Because you have never lived" Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!
Any ICSE student here? Julius Caesar, Macbeth, As you like it? 😂😂😂 also "Pathti, Pathta, Pathanti" 😂😂😂 When he said "i don't want to remember them, i just can't forget it" i felt that😂😄
Finally felt like I wasn't the only one who thought that drama was vague😂 plus he gave legit evidences proving it was vague. The latter part about education system and Sanskrit memorisation was damn relatable 😂🤣
Can't deny he explained the drama much better than my English teacher. Although it was one of the best chapters back then. Who would have thought this drama could be explained so hilariously!😂
When he said some of you will get stabbed tonight. He wasn't joking, seriously, that bit seems like a subtle metaphor that some of us(audience) are stabbing ourselves. For the why? you need to watch the special, no spoilers here. Amazing Kanan, You are my favorite.
I don't usually comment but after seeing this video i couldn't stop myself. This has to be one of the best 4:30 min of kanan's career . 🤣🤣 So relatable..!
गम् / गच्छ(= जाना, Go) लट् लकार (सामान्य भविष्यत्काल) - Future tense of Go प्रथम पुरुष गमिष्यति गमिष्यतः गमिष्यन्ति मध्यम पुरुष गमिष्यसि गमिष्यथः गमिष्यथ उत्तम पुरुष। गमिष्यामि गमिष्यावः गमिष्यामः Thanks for recalling 🙏🙏🙏 Salute to our sanskrit teachers who teach us this language beautifully 🙏
Personal attacks kanan...one minute I was laughing like...omg the Latin thing...amazing observation and then.. with the "You have never lived"...I'm in tears...cuz it got too real ..too fast.
2:18 some of you will get stabbed tonight ! 2 min silence for crowd who didn't even get it! Kanan is giving smile to show how much he's disappointed at crowd :D :D :D
I learnt few Sanskrit words through this stand up special... I laughed my heart out when he did the song thing and about taking a pee in the middle of thing and that thing automatically blurted out😂
2:22 - Some of you will get stabbed.. tonight. Just be ready with your last words 3:57 Starts slowly stabbing 4:07 - Stabs Now tell me, where is you punch line?
The ides of March have gone. 😂 I and my buddies often text each other on 15th of March- "beware of the ides of March." No matter how unconnected we are for the whole of the year.
"Because you have never lived" - this line would stab millions. damn kanan
Well.. that's the punch line of life bruh.😅
But really, have we?
@@NetflixIndiaOfficial The real question is, why haven't we been allowed to?
@@TheAvish6293 if we seriously wanted we would have lived
@@NetflixIndiaOfficial Yes trying to
"The ultimate goal of education is to replace your heart with a textbook so that you can never die. Because you have never lived"
Brilliant! Absolutely brilliant!
No
@Ashish Shrivastava no means rejecting your request to explain the quote, no is not the explanation 😅
It just means that when you're mugging up, only caring about textbook knowledge, you forget to live life.
@@canlouishugme So you have never lived....if you mugged up in childhood? KUCH BHI!? KUCH BHI?
@@cibinthomas4007 It just means that if you were so focused on textbook knowledge, you miss out on the other important experiences
Kanan: "Because you have never lived"
Traumatized me: Eh tu, Kanan!
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LOL😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Felt like a funny TED talk
Prajwal Bagrecha except funny
@ashishthakrar your sense of humor needs a personal ted talk on self improvement
Hey, as long as you're inspired with some laughs.
Yeah except the audience acting like drunken swines throughout.
Ikr🤣🤣
After the punchline "You've never lived",,, Now someone should write a play about him.
It's their choice
"You can never die,
Coz you've never lived".
This hit me like a Train
😂😭
true
But you're still alive..🙄
I like trains
@@sammykhan512 wOw CoMeDy aChIeVeD
Any CBSE student of grade 10.
Remember this drama 😂.
They changed the whole syllabus now
Yeah , got hit by nostalgia, smack in the face....
Et te Brutus. Something like that 😂😂😂
Friends, Romans, Countrymen
LEND ME YOUR EARS!
I scored 92 in literature that year 😂😂 simpler times ☹️☹️
"Et tu Brute? " Sounds like Ay Tu Kutte? More comprehensive no?
😂😂😂
and i thought i was the only one who misintetpret that .. AAAhahahhahah
😂😜
You sir, won the internet.
That's my friend said, when i stabbed him in the back.
3:30 nostalgia only ppl who studied sanskrit will get the pain of memorizing those words😁😁😁😁
My last words after I get stabbed-" Aha! I cannot die because I never lived"
The recent CBSE students wouldn't even understand what the hell is going on😂
The recent CBSE student knows about bal Narendra
@@iota5722 the entire book is changed😂
No Julius Caesar?? What?? It's bad enough that this unfortunate generation had to grow up with indianised Cartoon Network. Now this too is taken out?
@@BertRussie We CBSE students don't mix enriching literature with required language...overburdening not our culture!!
@@shinjinisarkar4751 I was a CBSE student. We mixed those things up. And no regrets
Any ICSE student here? Julius Caesar, Macbeth, As you like it? 😂😂😂 also "Pathti, Pathta, Pathanti" 😂😂😂
When he said "i don't want to remember them, i just can't forget it" i felt that😂😄
icse student here .....and pigmalion
Icse student here
As you like it, Oliver, Orlando
Merchant of Venice 😂
Isc
Finally felt like I wasn't the only one who thought that drama was vague😂 plus he gave legit evidences proving it was vague.
The latter part about education system and Sanskrit memorisation was damn relatable 😂🤣
Mark Antony's speech starting "Friends, Romans, Countrymen..." was also legendary and something we had to also "learn by heart" 😁
Nilanjana Mazumdar stfu I’m jokin
Yeah! 😂😂 And all beautifully crafted speech of his, each paragraph ending with "And Brutus is a noble man" 😂
Anthony was the real gem.
Lend me your ear 😀😀
Yeah and I still remember it 🤣🤣🤣
"U can never die...
Cause u never lived"
Truer words haven't been spoken yet😂😂😂
3:31 Damn that nostalgia....or should I say PTSD 😐
So that's why Gandhi said 'Hey ram'. And leave plays. They have built a whole political empire on it in last 3 decades!
Yessssss
That's must be (nathu)Ram
@@ArghyadeepAcharjeeunderrated fr😂😂
Did he really say that?
Can we just appreciate how intellectual his jokes are so out of the box and so amazing
"I don't want to remember this stuff, I just can't forget it".... Relatable after🤣🤣
You never lived. Directly attacked me. (stabbed me on the page with Et Tu Brutus )
It's actually "et tu brute"
"Friends, Romans and Countrymen, Lend me your ears...."
Last line
“Heart Replaced with book” just nailed it👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻
Kanan is always hilarious and has unique thought process
If this happened in South India, Caeser would’ve said, “Eh Thu, Brutus?”😩😩
Kanan gill:According to our education system you have to replace your heart with A(1) textbook.
Science students:well those are rookie numbers.
Always thought it was "byhard " up until I had proper internet connection and Google !
When I was young I thought it was bayyaat😂
😂😂
I thought it was one word - byheart 😂😂
Aww u poor children 😜!
@@ak538 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't want to remember it🤣
I just can't forget it🤣
Story of my life
4:01 every middle class Indian son that ever existed can relate
"Because u never lived" this statement stabbed me from the front😂
"I don't want to remember this stuff, I just can't forget it" -- epic!!
Ahm gachami, lol. Nostalgia🤧
Yep he was saying it wrong thanks for confirming😂
Literally, Guruji
Interesting Fact:
The month July is named after "Julius Ceasar".
Kannan.. you have proven that you are way ahead of every other stand up comic there is ! Amazing content !!
Who else thinks he take pauses to have memes.
Meant it when we said his expressions are unmissable.
@@NetflixIndiaOfficial D.K. Bose 😂
*All alkalies are bases but not all bases are alkalies*
I don't wanna remember this one but it's just that I can't forget it.😂😂😂
This special is actually so special !
Kanan Gill my man
The one line in the end where he talks about heart and textbook, ufff. Summed up our whole lives.😂👍
1:22 the precious Joey Tribbiani look
Kanan: (stabs me metaphorically)...Because you've never lived!
Me: Ahem Gacchami
3:22 he looks so tramautized 😭😂😂
Can't deny he explained the drama much better than my English teacher. Although it was one of the best chapters back then. Who would have thought this drama could be explained so hilariously!😂
It never fails to amaze me just how smart Kanan is. The wittiest comic out there for sure
Jake Peralta was inspired by Julius Caesar 😂🤣
He never appealed to their sense of camaraderie 😂
How bro?
I thought it's one of the finest stand up sets by Indian comics. Well written and thoughtful.
The only thing I remember from the cbse textbook is - " Et tu brute"
When he said some of you will get stabbed tonight. He wasn't joking, seriously, that bit seems like a subtle metaphor that some of us(audience) are stabbing ourselves. For the why? you need to watch the special, no spoilers here. Amazing Kanan, You are my favorite.
When I get stabbed the line I would choose is " omaywa mo shinderiyu"
I see that you're a man of culture.
Shindeiru hota hai bhai
Some help with its meaning..guys ??
It literally means "you are already dead" , anime reference
Nani?
His expressions and the tone with which he speaks is really excellent..!!
I don't usually comment but after seeing this video i couldn't stop myself.
This has to be one of the best 4:30 min of kanan's career . 🤣🤣
So relatable..!
The sarcastic punch; you never die, because you never lived before...
too good😎
Legit funny❤️ 😂😂
The pinch of sarcasm in the end
"because you have never lived" stabbed me 23 times at once💔
गम् / गच्छ(= जाना, Go)
लट् लकार (सामान्य भविष्यत्काल) - Future tense of Go
प्रथम पुरुष गमिष्यति गमिष्यतः गमिष्यन्ति
मध्यम पुरुष गमिष्यसि गमिष्यथः गमिष्यथ
उत्तम पुरुष। गमिष्यामि गमिष्यावः गमिष्यामः
Thanks for recalling 🙏🙏🙏
Salute to our sanskrit teachers who teach us this language beautifully 🙏
Kanan's expressions and voice 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍
"I just can't forget it..!!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌
I remembed that line ''Et tu Brute'' when he said it. Has been 2 yrs since i read it in class 10.. getting nostalgic
Personal attacks kanan...one minute I was laughing like...omg the Latin thing...amazing observation and then.. with the "You have never lived"...I'm in tears...cuz it got too real ..too fast.
If J.C. was punjabi:- Brutusiye, phenchoddaa😂
If he was Bengali: AYYY BRUTUS BOKACHODA!!!
Just speechless...
2:07 that's gonna be my last line!
This is gold
1:29 when he said Very clever :D I lol .
Man this whole standup is one my favourites!
Kanan had me at 4:06 🔥⚡️♥️
Because you have never lived… DEEP… 👏🏻
If someone stabs me I'd say "what'd you do that fur?" in whole Irish accent like Niall horan did when Louis Tomlinson slapped him
😂
Eehhhhh
Relatable!✌🏻
BTW Pataetoe😄
😂😂😂
One of the best Standup sets ever.
1:57 reminded me of Jake Peralta from b99.
Pathati pathata pathanti @3:50 this is what i have learned
0:25 Peralta vibes
Joke Peralta or wot
4:11
Very clever 😁
Watching a good standup like this after a long time
"..because you've never lived."
OMFG finally someone says it!!
That sanskrit part was so nostalgic...🤣🤣
😂😂😂 "Last Words are important! Choose Wisely"
😂😂 2:03
3:13 Everytime she be like
pathati pathatah pathanti, pathasi patha pathat, pathami pathavah pathamah...... I still remember it, cuz I have a book in place of a heart
2:18 some of you will get stabbed tonight ! 2 min silence for crowd who didn't even get it! Kanan is giving smile to show how much he's disappointed at crowd :D :D :D
the gachaami line brought out the "ram, ramam, ramen" table inside of me.
Gurjot Singh same
Netflix showing clips of stand-up comedy
I be like - Why to take Netflix subscription 😂🤷😻🤣
I instantly liked when he said
'because you have never lived '
I remember dying of laughter at the moment of brutus 😆
Pure genius 💯
That punch line hit places!!!
Fun fact - Caesar never actually said "et Tu Brutus" It was just added by Shakespeare...
Make more kanan gill stand up comedies
Brutus was actually caeser illegitimate child, brutus mother and caeser were known lovers
Yes u r right
no one asked
@@saitirupati7997 cmon you can do better
ok boomer
I didnt know that 😯
Last line, because you never lived hits hard..!! ❤
sheer brilliance, that is what this man is.
Neville Shah : Director OP
*The way he speaks reminds me of Dulquer Salmaan* ❤️☺️
"Learning by heart, replacing your heart with a text book, so you will never die, because you never lived!! "
🙏🙌
The set looks like a Ted talk.
although theres no round red carpet.
your modulation is great
The meme maker of ICSE students "William fucking Shakespeare"
You'll never die because you never lived. Such message he portrayed in a funny way!!
I learnt few Sanskrit words through this stand up special... I laughed my heart out when he did the song thing and about taking a pee in the middle of thing and that thing automatically blurted out😂
This maahhnnn.... is amazing
''education system tries to replace your heart with a textbook ,so that you never die....'cause you have never lived''
SAVAGE!!
Such a concise and precise summary
2:22 - Some of you will get stabbed.. tonight. Just be ready with your last words
3:57 Starts slowly stabbing
4:07 - Stabs
Now tell me, where is you punch line?
There is no punchline he is just liking concepts but the whole letter story had a punchline at last u can see it in NETFLIX
The ides of March have gone. 😂
I and my buddies often text each other on 15th of March- "beware of the ides of March." No matter how unconnected we are for the whole of the year.
ha ha ..me too