@@nina84374 you do realise that people like her have things in their ear and other people constantly talking to them and it may be hard to concentrate so to some people it may look fake !
Adriana Devine i know, right? He is so relaxed, and btw he keeps the straight face when everybody around is cracking up. I can never do that, as soon I say something that makes me wanna laugh - I instantly turn into dolphin
Aisha :D you violate yourself with tour own stupidity. Maybe you could at least surpass the minimum bar in society which is to speak English correctly. Can you do that? Serious question. Maybe you’re an idiot. I don’t know.
I hate cell phones.. wish they have never been invented. This world is turning into a bunch of idiots sitting on their phone.. even at the beach.. I went to a party.. idiots on their phones and not talking to each other.. WTF is wrong with people.
JayTube Honestly David seems to be a little like Leo Di Caprio. He looks like a guy who goes "i don't care if you know how to count till ten, i'm just looking for a one night stand". Or maybe secretly he is actually really looking for something serious... Naah, i think it's the first one lol
I thought is was just me who did that I found a channel Slushbucket last week he said "you just found me" Uh ya I was surfing and there you were. Since it's the middle of the winter it's a time passer
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If I’m laughing too hard I love about something just like I say if I’m loving too much then I start yawning I start getting tired of that laughter thing yes
i listened to his book and it was soo freaking funny. He is the narrator as well so it feels like a movie. i listen to it at work all the time. to any of you have havent listen to it, please do. its fantastic
I was sooooo excited to see this in my sub box! he never dissapoints, I'm grateful he's such good friends with Ellen so he's there as often as possible. Hilarioooouuuus
David Spade is the best while being interviewed. He is super funny with Ellen. Every time he is on the show with her I cry from laughing so hard. I look forward to him being on her show. They have such good chemistry.
I mean he isn't the worst looking for his age... He's just making light of his experience with them. He's allowed to date young legal women just like a woman his age is allowed to date young legal men.
I can so relate to his Zeppelin comment. I'm in my early twenties but I listen to a bunch of rock from the 70's, 80's and 90's. I had coffee with a girl the other day and I was talking to her about Alice in Chains and she had no idea who I was talking about.
I used to watch ellen show daily and the video of Ellen show never end.I love every single video of Ellen.Hope i get able to watch ellen show in reality...
Hey ellen, Just wanted to say that I love you, tried to send you letters, but didnt came to you, downloaded ellentube thought to send my video but, my phone didnt supported me...😅, Ellen I want to meet you just once in my life! You really changed the way I looked my life... I love you so much, I watch every single episode of your show, I cannot live without watching your show once in a day... Keep rocking just like this, lots of love from India. I love you so much Ellen. ❤💖
I love that David always gets Ellen to crack up... like the real, genuine gut laugh.
yeah gut laugh, genuine , yeah
Yes!
Yeah...❤️❤️❤️
she's only laughing because he reminds her of the struggle.
*EXCEPT IT'S A FAKE LAUGH SMH!*
I love when Ellen laughs so hard she has to literally “hold on”
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@Javi Ruiz Finally someone says it,I know right,she is so obvious that shes not laughing for real,the same,same fake laugh...
@@nina84374 you do realise that people like her have things in their ear and other people constantly talking to them and it may be hard to concentrate so to some people it may look fake !
@@nina84374 Nobody said that. lol
His comedy is so effortless
Adriana Devine i know, right? He is so relaxed, and btw he keeps the straight face when everybody around is cracking up. I can never do that, as soon I say something that makes me wanna laugh - I instantly turn into dolphin
It seems effortless, thats the work and talent paying off.
Hardly.
So smooth
Ikr. Love him for that..❤️❤️❤️
I don't understand why David Spade has a lot of haters. He's hilarious
Marco Sartori Huh? There is more to life y'know, more to one's personality and being.
My town hates him lol
Jojo717 doesn’t get it
Jojo717 he is will my bother Logan am not safe with hem
No one actually hates him, but maybe some want to be known as hating him. Sadly lotsa people who believe their set of "hates" distinguishes them.
"It's slower but I still don't know " 😂😂😂😂😂😂
I guess I'm old too lol cause I was waiting on him to explain what it was haha!
SwaggerChiick1 i think it was aux cord for connecting a phone. Nobody calls it that
It's a cord used to play music from your iphone onto the car speakers
Mateo wait...nobody calls it an aux cord anymore? what do you call it then?
Amala S. An Ox Cord is what they call it these days
The audio book im gonna listen to for sure. He is a great and hilarious storyteller.
HappyGeekChic word.
Can the US read?
HappyGeekChic i listened to the audio, it’s not as funny. He is more fun in a chat show with Ellen.
Mn B barely
This video alone made my buy the audiobook. Shame it's not available as a regular book. Prefer physical objects. ^_^
I love when Ellen laughs so hard she can't breathe 😂😂😂
Because he's telling the truth about
his life or a similar version heres
the comedy equation tragity+time=comedy
He is the best storyteller 😂
Hayley Muir no. Kevin Smith is the best storyteller.
Yeah he is pretty good as well lol
Charlie Murphy is the 👑
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That guy funny af.
Aisha :D put some respek on his name. . .
Hailey Crusoe joe dirt 2. Chill.
Aisha :D *is
thejasonbischoff I’m sorry man. Didn’t know i violated u with leavin a word out.
Aisha :D you violate yourself with tour own stupidity. Maybe you could at least surpass the minimum bar in society which is to speak English correctly. Can you do that? Serious question. Maybe you’re an idiot. I don’t know.
Ellen has a lot of fun when he’s the guest, he’s great 💯
"I have an iPod shuffle in the glove compartment... for emergencies"
"and i didnt give it to her!"
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*I honestly didn’t want this segment to end. So freaking hilarious 😂*
She asked if he was single and his answer was the longest possible way of avoiding answering the question...
Oh shut up.. hater. Leave the guy be gosh.
@@Omegagaming123 you said it! Leave the guy be gosh
"I see you're getting the hang of it" -Spade is hysterical !
David Spade is just genuinely funny without even trying.
If a woman is texting during a date, she's "just not that into you"
Fact! It's also rude too.
I hate cell phones.. wish they have never been invented. This world is turning into a bunch of idiots sitting on their phone.. even at the beach.. I went to a party.. idiots on their phones and not talking to each other.. WTF is wrong with people.
I do not want to count out the possibility that it is because she is an idiot.
@@clowncat8464 They cost more than landlines too.
I would, ask to be excused, talk to the server in the back, pay the tab with a good tip and leave.
He just roasted all the girls in the audience LOL
My god spade is hilarious 😂
Miguel Orozco yes it is
"They have to have a GED for sure" lmaoo he's got a point though cause nowadays there are too many stupid people you don't wanna waste your time with
He was talking about age, they have to be over 18 (then jokingly whispered that they don't)
JayTube Duuh, i know that he's talking about their ages. But trust me, there are 18 years old girls with GED's who still can't spell the alphabet
I don't think he really minds if they're dumb lol. But good I thought you completely missed that.
JayTube Honestly David seems to be a little like Leo Di Caprio. He looks like a guy who goes "i don't care if you know how to count till ten, i'm just looking for a one night stand". Or maybe secretly he is actually really looking for something serious... Naah, i think it's the first one lol
laila1989ism Lol every time he's on the Ellen show he either has already a new gf or is single 😂
Yes a book to hear David spade talk I'm in!
Literally every time I watch him i’m in tears from laughter 😂
This funny as hell. Love Spade 😂
“They have to have a GED” then shakes his head a mouths “they don’t” 😂
Love how David Spade make Ellen laugh one of the few guests that make her laugh most of the interview
0:58, "They have to have a GED for sure,.....(shakes his head), they don't have to." LOL!
Love watching Ellen literally rolling on the floor from laughter when David Spade visits ;)
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I don’t think “literally” means what you think it means.
Omg the texting every 5 days!!! So true! Its what happens when I try to talk to guys lmao
You do it to them or they do it to you ?
Marta Šillere yah what
Marta Šillere I do talk not all the time
He's the best storyteller in this world, I can listen to him for days and never get bored. Ellen, Wanda and David need to do a show together
I love David Spade. Please get him back on the show more often.
The way he got her to say it's a catchy title was hilarious 😂😂😂
I got David's book on audible and it was a great listen. The guy is sooo funny!
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Anthony Estrada Hiii 😃
Hi.
I thought is was just me who did that I found a channel Slushbucket
last week he said "you just found me" Uh ya I was surfing and there
you were. Since it's the middle of the winter it's a time passer
Hi, how are you?
This isn’t a 90’s chatroom.
He makes her laugh so genuinely, it’s amazing.
This is one of the best interviews ever ! Love David and Ellen ❤ I was crying laughing at this !
Chance Noneyamuhfukinbiz No crying in Abingdon yes are you to the weather where we have been in the past year
"it's a 1995 land cruiser.. it doesn't even have reverse" 😂😂😂😂😂
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I think the audio book is a great idea for him! He should think about doing a book of just his Howard Stern interviews - I'm sure that would sell too.
I can’t tell the number of times I’ve watched this video ....
“You don’t know what that is, and I don’t know what that is..” 😂
I wish they aired his commentary about the royal wedding. His roast on Meghan Markle was hilarious.
lc11214 where?
Vamanos Ninja it was aired on tv. However, they didn’t post it on the Ellen website or on RUclips.
lc11214 oh I searched for it on RUclips
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I almost didn’t watch this video but I’m so glad I did 😂😂
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No one cares
I love Ellen during her interviews with Spade. She is always laughing.
I love how he compliments himself at the end 😂
David’s interviews are my favourite
I like when Ellen just let him talk which is so entertaining
I’ve been watching Ellen and David for a while here on RUclips and I can see clearly David makes Ellen laugh so hard ❤️i like it.
They seem to be friends based
on what I have gathered
If I’m laughing too hard I love about something just like I say if I’m loving too much then I start yawning I start getting tired of that laughter thing yes
I was dying laughing!
lol thanks Jeff
Dave is one of the best talk show guest. Just watch his clips on Fallon, Letterman, Kimmel etc.. Always delivers
Every 3 months I come back here for “aux cord” 😂
One of the most naturally funny guys ever
"They have to have a GED ...for sure."
Dave you look great!! And hilarious as always❤️❤️❤️
Tamera_Holtfreter I’m gonna say this so nice to me I had I had to get to know you
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i listened to his book and it was soo freaking funny. He is the narrator as well so it feels like a movie. i listen to it at work all the time. to any of you have havent listen to it, please do. its fantastic
1:34 LMAO SO ACCURATE
"No, no. Let's get some sushi." ROFLLLLOLOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
Damn Spade I can tell your book is speaking truth in a humorous fashion, def gotta grab one .
The same “aux cord” moment happened between me and my teenaged niece the other day! LOL
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Love this guy he always takes my anxiety away, believe me he really does
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I was sooooo excited to see this in my sub box! he never dissapoints, I'm grateful he's such good friends with Ellen so he's there as often as possible. Hilarioooouuuus
I really do like the title! And the colors he picked. It was well thought out I’d day
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Nobody makes Ellen laugh more than David Spade
He may be 31 years apart from me but who could say no to this hilarious guy! XD
David Spade is the best while being interviewed. He is super funny with Ellen. Every time he is on the show with her I cry from laughing so hard. I look forward to him being on her show. They have such good chemistry.
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I mean he isn't the worst looking for his age... He's just making light of his experience with them. He's allowed to date young legal women just like a woman his age is allowed to date young legal men.
You forget the main thing.. he's rich
David spade always coming up with new quips ! Amazing comedian ^^
This THREE minutes is better than all of Amy Schumer’s work 10000% 😂 some people have it some people dont
I love when Ellen laughs like that, she is the best human. I also like David's laugh lol he's funny...
The texting part is so me when texting guys 😂😂🤣🤣🤣
Spades so funny. Lol.
Love ellens genuine laugh.
Oh no Audible is everywhere
Ankita V go indie!
Its a 1995 land cruiser, i dont have reverse" :D :D :D
He seems very down to earth. Good quality nowadays.
He is so cute David 😍
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He is so funny! Always love when he’s on Ellen!
I get excited every time he comes on the show cause he's so hilarious!!!
Okay he's looking really good 💞
He never takes his foot off the gas and makes it seem so effortless
My two favorite comedians together ❤️
He is very funny and charismatic. No wonder he dates all those pretty girls
I can so relate to his Zeppelin comment. I'm in my early twenties but I listen to a bunch of rock from the 70's, 80's and 90's. I had coffee with a girl the other day and I was talking to her about Alice in Chains and she had no idea who I was talking about.
Spade is genuinely a good guy hard to find these days
I used to watch ellen show daily and the video of Ellen show never end.I love every single video of Ellen.Hope i get able to watch ellen show in reality...
Spade is under rated. I like his under stated style.
Hey ellen,
Just wanted to say that I love you, tried to send you letters, but didnt came to you, downloaded ellentube thought to send my video but, my phone didnt supported me...😅, Ellen I want to meet you just once in my life! You really changed the way I looked my life... I love you so much, I watch every single episode of your show, I cannot live without watching your show once in a day... Keep rocking just like this, lots of love from India. I love you so much Ellen. ❤💖
All of Spades interviews are great, love him
Ellen genuinely laughing is a great thing and anyone who can make her do that is no doubt funny!
Ellen is a good host. People can say she’s mean but she’s good at her job
For anyone who didn’t understand what was happening, she was saying “aux cord” short for ‘auxiliary’ cord aka head phone jack 👌🏻
I LOVE DAVID.......I can't imagine ANY GIRL on her phone while she's with him. WHO could be more important?
I love David's humour and I know Adam is gonna like it. 😉😉😄
Spade is so naturally funny, love him!
That big, brown rock behind him looks like the “rock” from Joe Dirt!!! Lol
I have to get this audiobook. This guy cracks me up.
I can relate. She married me for my money... and now it's the tree of us: me, her, and her mother
Dang. His comedic timing is great
Can't believe I Haven't seen this guy before, he is hilarious 😂😂
1:30 He tells this exact same joke about Norm MacDonald. That’s the best reuse of a joke I’ve ever seen, and probably true as well.
"Oh, I see you're getting the hang of it." LOL.
He is so funny, particularly on Ellen. They have great chemistry.
I love him he's so funny and he tells great story's.