Every Mario Kart Player EVER
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- Опубликовано: 26 май 2024
- Mario Kart brings a lot of crazy personalities to game night. Lets discuss.
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Outro music by Harry James:
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Ahhhh you've found the secret room. Here is your reward. It'll help you dominate everyone at the next game night: • Mario Kart 8 Deluxe | ... 
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The fact that it is indeed every Mario Kart player ever astonishes me.
I have mk8 and I barely play it. This video made me realize that plating on 50cc all the time is maybe why I don't play. He left that person out. Lol
Lol.... what the hell am I doing at the :17 second mark... I look insane!
lol I didn’t even notice it until u pointed it out!
Bahaha This was the best Easter Egg! I didn't even notice that was you, Alex!
i love your art style swoozie, thank you so much for entertaining me through childhood into my teenage years. you’ve helped me through a lot 💗💗
Hey hej, pane bestie, vzpomeňte si, když jsme se vystříkli danny joined
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi kaomi ma ka'u wikiō hou loa
This not only explains every Mario Kart Player, but just all gamers in general to be honest 😂🤣
That last little bit was so cute and wholesome out of no where 😭💕
got so happy seeing all the og youtubers in the clips 😭😭😭
so fun that ya'll still do chill hangs after like 15+ years of collabs and content creation on the platform.
Question for y’all before the video drops, did you know Mario Kart 8 Deluxe has a meta? According to all the visible and hidden stats in the game, the most optimal all around combo is Birdo/Yoshi, Teddy Buggy, Roller wheels and Cloud Glider.
Also, Daisy, Peach, Peachette, Birdo, and Yoshi all have the same stats; the Teddy Buggy and Cat Cruiser all have the same stats (and the comet and Yoshi but inside drift sucks here), Rollers/Azure rollers are the same (both are obviously rollers because it is in their name), and paper, cloud, parachute, and flower glider all have the same stats, but the paper one is most optimal so you can see behind you better (and could too but I prefer the Paper one now)
Ohhh???
@@pwrwq These also work too. There’s an entire competitive community for this game, which I think is really cool
@@YungNC7 and I'm in it! (i suck at it tho)
@@pwrwq Yoo! Respect. I would play MK more seriously, but I play competitive Splatoon
had a smile on my face throughout this whole thing
Same 😊
hi hi hi hi hi hi hi kaomi ma ka'u wikiō hou loa
Swooze not realizing the further back you are the better items you get is such a scoob moment
lol this is accurate
The room exploding at the end of the race the other night was entertaining to watch ngl
It is!
As soon as Swoozie mentioned retro gamer, I literally said, "Yup! There it is!" Retro gamer is 100% accurate to me with little bit of a Scoob. But here's the thing, racing games are my favorite genre of video games. For example, when it comes to Crash Team Racing (PS1) or Crash Nitro Kart (PS2), I have no issue in playing and being good. But when it comes to Mario Kart, it's like I'm a little kid that's learning it for the first time.
"My controller isn't working! It's drifting so bad!"
-The complainer on a controller that i used perfectly fine 5 minutes ago
Swoozie drops on my birthday?
Wishes for come true
Hbday brother
As a lover of chaos, liking to play in 200CC puts you automatically under Chaotic Evil on the alignment chart.
Bro, this is the realest video you've ever made, lol. I've seen all of these and been some
I miss game night with friends. I've always been a shy person who doesn't make new friends often but I used to have a small group of friends and every Sunday we would get together for Dungeons and dragons or play Rock band, Halo or Soul Caliber. But it always involved Pizza and copious amounts of caffeine. This video makes me remember those times and sad they're they don't happen anymore. Good memories.
This video feels real personal Swooz😭😭
I loved it Swoozie! Especially the last part "when you are riding almost the perfect race and then you are getting hit with EVERYTHING! 😄😄.
You just got mariokarted
Yoyoyo, we forgot, the chill guy. He pretty good at the game. He dont never score below 3rd place, he dont rub it in your face when he win, he say his ggs when its over, he a good, and overall fun person to play mario kart with.
You know it’s gonna be a good day when you wake up to a new swoozie video!
The thing that happens when you're doing really well the first two laps and then the third you get hit with every item under the sun, i call that "getting mario karted" it's part of the Mario Kart experience.
I gotta start playing Mario kart now, AGAIN. Learn all the tips, tricks, and shortcuts.
This was another really good video, Swoozie 👍 Great job my man 👌
Next time when I go to a Mario kart game night I’ll look for these people.
I’m some kind of hybrid of Saboteur and UC. I’m good enough to smoke people who don’t regularly play, but once I get around real pros all I can really do is cause chaos and try to have fun 😂😂
Broooo sameee 😂
Nice story today. I loved how all of this had a nice message at the end. God bless you swoozie loving the content
Peach/Yoshi + Teddy Buggy + Roller Wheels + Cloud Glider = Professional
When teachers say quality over quantity, swoozie is what they mean
Swoozie been mad consistent lately love to see it!!!
Honestly this is all so relatable, i just had my birthday and we played 2 rounds of 48 courses, that’s right…. All 96 courses (originals+dlc)
Swoozie got me with the “NARC’s”, seriously!😂😅😂
I hit the conclusion I am a newbie/lurker lol but after watching two games, I’m a pro in my mind 😅
I swear, Mario Kart can either make or break friendships
So true. The friendships usually get repaired by the next day somehow. Overcooked on the other hand…
No, that’s definitely Mario party lol
The fact that im every single one of these combined into one. It's amazing how many different types there are, it's amazing 💯🔥
This is accurate as hell. This video was hella entertaining lol.
im gonna shit my pants waiting for this video. I'm not pooping till it premieres
lol watch me be asleep when it goes up
Definitely the shy guy/Saboteur hybrid 😂😂😂
My family's Christmas party tradition is supersmash bros & Mario Kart! I like the live clips of friends playing, looks like a great time!
Mario Kart is defiantly a preparation of life in a nut shell
This is so funny sWooZie, keep it up!
Guilty of being the "Retro Gamer", MK64 is my jam.
You forgot the player that says "I havent played this game in so long" over and over again
Already know this thing going be all facts
swoozie always be droppin facts
Me: No Swoozie, don't do my boy Jimmy dirty!
Jimmy: ~*jumps on the table to flex*~
Me: I apologize, proceed
I'm the lurker but with food. Bring a peace offering and observe.
Who’s gonna tell my mans that 12:59am is almost an hour after midnight 😭
This was literally perfect
I swear all of my childhood RUclipsrs where In this video
Now this is some relatable stuff! In college this was how I learned to be so good in Smash Bros Melee lol
The ending though, i hate being stunned when the finish line is JUST THERE!
"you've trained for this"
Me who quits the game everytime i lose: i guess my time is coming soon, huh?
Swoozie makes me wanna play mario 😂
swooz. you legit summarized the history and players of all mario kart . for lyfeee respect.
Totally doing some game nights this year!
Damn it Swoozie 😂 you made me spit out my toothpaste from the Roger Rabbit Harlem shaking😂😂
The sandbagger stays back like third place to try to pick up that good item to slam out the win.
I am the Shy Guy/Saboteur combo 😂
Same 😅
most real video ive watched in a good while
You've always got the person that picks the same character and kart every single time. I remember on mkwii my friend always picked peach on the mach bike. Nothing else.
Yo swoozie your monthly update😭😭and thx for all the advice you gave us, you are a real one✊🏾
I'm literally the shyguy archetype... but not only for game night, that's my natural state now.
Same, my convos be so short
Happily shy guy, don’t even leave the house, they put me on zoom call with speaker on.
I feel like my friends would probably say I'm a fusion between the saboteur, the secret pro, and the strategist.
A bit toxic without getting too extreme, don't mind 50cc and won't go so far as to use unintended shortcuts, but always have a plan. I do tend to win, but I like making a good show of it.
I resonate with the N64 one so much 😅
Thank you for another video 🤘🏻
I was just about to look that up, thanks for the link lol
I love Mario kart thank you for making this video
Jimmy Wong being the best kart player Swooz knows is the VGHS sequel I never knew I needed.
Long live the Drift King.
I would like to add one, “The Vegeta”.
Has trained non-stop and 3-Star’d every track from 50-200cc (including DLC) like they been in the Hyperbolic Time Chamber. And then when they play online, they get clowned.
I swear every time I go on a swoozie binge he drops a vid
Why is this the most accurate thing ever
Mario Kart giving op items to "Scoobs" is no coincidence.
The game is programmed so that players near the back of the pack will get RIDICULOUS items to try and help them have a fighting chance.
There is literally a strategy in the game where really good players will deliberately fall back so they can get amazing items and then blast their way to first place and then some.
You forgot the basically non-existent F-Zero guy who always races in 200cc and says it's not fast enough, and their favorite tracks are the F Zero ones, basically me
5:22 I HAVE THAT EXACT FREIND and I just didn’t come back because they wanted to play the same game over and over again and it drives me nuts for whatever reason.
Swoozie you’re the best! 😂
Nah but the being in first place until 4/5 the way through the 3rd lap nd just getting hit with every item… that be makin me mad 😫😭😂
I am 100% the Saboteur. With my mans Bowser, I'd drop banana peels on the jump ramps, then laugh when Lakitu had to bale my friends out.
Told everyone I was just getting into character lol
wrapping presents w my sis and we drop everything so she could watch her first swoozie video, absolute banger
You just melted my heart! Thank u for letting me know! She came it at a good one
I’ve gotten 3 animators in one day this is excellent.
as an avid mario kart player, this is my fav video you’ve made🥹
Brought back the I been out here gettin this paper
0:22
Sunny at 12:59 AM and then dark at 1PM
A whole 12 hour difference lol
That is the worst pain known to man, when you think you have the win in the bag and then that chaos comes out of nowhere
2 episodes in 3 weeks. Goat
3:25 Yeah, the algorithm... where if last place give all best items. It's Nintendo's casual friendly catch up mechanic. Same if you're in first, all you get is coins and bananas.
2:48, ayeee shoutout lenarrr
Bro described the entire Mario Kart community 💀
I be that one guy that gets absolutely destroyed on the last lap, last turn, full combo
I feel so called out right now 😂😂😂
I'm definitely a fusion hybrid (complainer, flexer)
Swoozie is the goat 🐐
I grew up playing Mario kart 64 and it did make me a beast
Ngl during a lot of gaming with friends not specifically games night I am bit of a lurker turned backseat driver but that jus depends on 2 things 1) how I feel and 2 weather I've played the game before otherwise I will play and jus have fun weather I'm good or not
06:34 Swoozie may have just given me a lesson in Mario Kart. Lemme write down a few tactics for when I play online later tonight...
You aren’t putting those things behind item boxes?
@infinityheart_tm9270 No. I'm usually nice when I play the game and I need to stop that.
sWoozie, you forgot the player that pulls people over in the back with a siren like a real po po and give you a ticket because you're -black- speeding 💀
Can’t wait for the smash bro.s in-depth analysis, keep it up 👍
This is making me want to play Mario Kart so I can be the undercover pro.
Mario Kart is a very humbling experience. Especially playing online
The pain of Mario kart. I know it too well. 😂
Mario kart is an analogy for life because I'm bad at it
OMG the taylor photo being pjs sister (good luch charlie) im dead.
I never at it like that , wow , food for thought, that life Comment , is real
Bro was on a mission to collect this data