Duke Nukem is one of the coolest villagers you can have. Unlike other villagers, his house has a 32-bit city wallpaper, money flooring, and a unique furniture item, a stage with a weird pole on it. Wish his amiibo card wasn’t so expensive.
I love how his catchphrase is, "Bastard." Imagine walking up to him one evening, and you're greeted with, "How are you? I was just taking a stroll, bastard."
He will only give you furniture in exchange for beetles, he will always give you furniture in exchange for beetles, he will always know if you caught a beetle, he will immediately head towards your current location if you caught a beetle, you cannot decline his offer, and he will not ever move away.
now we need a postal dude animal crossing villager that just offers you random guns. imagine catching a bass and then he walks up to you and says "Nice bass, how about you have my M16 for it?"
Why not go all in? Have translations for Doomguy, Duke, Caleb, both Postal 1 and 2 Dude, BJ, and Lo Wang. Would definitely be the most interesting island to visit.
Duke's one of my favourite villagers! I talk to him every day just to hear his funny catchphrases... Don't put his house next to any pig villagers, though. It doesn't end well.
I only realized after the 20th time rewatching this masterpiece that the "Bastard" is supposed to be the Duke villager's little saying that every villager has
Okay I think I've figured out what animals they'd be and why: Gordon Freeman - Rat (smart as hell, surprisingly capable, can survive anywhere) Caleb - Raven (I... don't think I need to explain this one) Serious Sam - honey badger (strong, focused, dangerous , risk-taker, doesn't give a shit) Shelley - tiger (territorial, brutal, survivor, capable of physical feats very few other creatures could even consider) The original Shelley (the Duke Nukem character we never got who would go on to inspire Shelley, whom I refuse to let go of) - snow leopard (beautiful, dangerous, basically gone forever escape for a few small traces) Doomguy - rabbit (as a tribute Daisy) Master Chief - bear (literally designed to kill and survive but still capable of caring) Lara Croft - fox (a reference to the film, if you know you know)
DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN I’m over 300,000,000,000 bells in debt with Tom Nook. DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN My house and my furniture is probably gonna get repoed.
I'm surprised Nintendo allowed him to have the catch phrase "bastard" in a kids game. Honestly makes me see why his amiibo card is so expensive to buy as sad as that is.
He would not get on with Mr Resetti. *Duke:* "It's not about how many times you SAVE, old man: it's about how many times you LOAD." *Resetti:* "QUICKsaving?! THIS- ...this is why I retired. I'm gonna have a coronary one of these days, swear to dog..."
I think it'd be cool that if you found him on a treasure island after you've upgraded resident services he's like "Hey I remember my friend said they were moving there, I miss them, can I come over and live?" and if you've got 10 villagers already Isabelle actually is able to reason with Nook to allow him on since they're so close but that might be a stretch
It wouldve been so much crazier if the way he spoke was actually like hoe animal crossing villagers spoke just with the duke nukem guy's voice. eitherway incredible impression
dukimalese: twitter.com/GetGianni/status/1711107134945886707
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Duke Nukem is one of the coolest villagers you can have. Unlike other villagers, his house has a 32-bit city wallpaper, money flooring, and a unique furniture item, a stage with a weird pole on it. Wish his amiibo card wasn’t so expensive.
Uh oh
"a stage with a weird pole on it" AYO HOLD UP
Guys they're talking about a fireman's pole. He likes going down it
@@hazeltree7738 *down on it
@@hazeltree7738 Yeah sureeeeeee.
I love how his catchphrase is, "Bastard."
Imagine walking up to him one evening, and you're greeted with, "How are you? I was just taking a stroll, bastard."
Thats just the player's name😊
"See ya around, bastard"
"Have a nice day, bastard"
"Im very thankful you found my journal, Bastard"
I would cherish every single interaction with him
Oh man I want him to be in game so badly now 😂
He uses it like "baka"
Imagine how terrifying it would be to be playing animal crossing and you hear duke nukem rapidly approaching asking you for the beetle you just caught
You hear megadeth playing louder and louder everytime as he's approaching
He’s going to offer 362 bells at most for a beetle that sells for 5-10k
Excuse me?? It would be cool as fuck.
Imajine tryna tell him no
He will only give you furniture in exchange for beetles, he will always give you furniture in exchange for beetles, he will always know if you caught a beetle, he will immediately head towards your current location if you caught a beetle, you cannot decline his offer, and he will not ever move away.
Him being a Rhino somehow makes so much sense.
If he got ooze'd (or GLOPP'd), he'd be more of a Rocksteady than a Bebop.
I feel like he'd be a lion though, because he's the king.
now we need a postal dude animal crossing villager that just offers you random guns. imagine catching a bass and then he walks up to you and says "Nice bass, how about you have my M16 for it?"
"Hey there, that's a nice butterfly. SIGN MY PETITION, DAMMIT."
Why not go all in? Have translations for Doomguy, Duke, Caleb, both Postal 1 and 2 Dude, BJ, and Lo Wang. Would definitely be the most interesting island to visit.
“Say, that’s a pretty nice bass you caught. Would you be interested in trading it for a double-barrel shotgun, buttsauce?”
"Sign my petition or I'll follow you home and kill your dog" is now a direct threat on Isabelle's life
@@Umbra_Ursus Postal 1 Dude would have the whole island dead in a matter of days
I expected something like:
*Megadeath riff*
[Literal gibberish in their made-up language voiced in Duke's voice]
*Megadeath riff*
*Megadeth
But yeah I totally envisioned the riff somewhere in there too. Still great.
That would’ve been hilarious
Their voices are literally just their VAs reading each letter individually, and them edited to be high pitched and sped up.
Yoooo, that would be nice!
K.K. Death
I saw this art yesterday and was like "I hope Gianni sees this and does a voiced version," and bam here it is.
If I had a Duke Nukem for a neighboring villager in Animal Crossing, I'd give him everything. 🤣
Everything 🤨
@@lucatdcat8720Yes.
@@lucatdcat8720 *Everything* 🤤
I ABSOLUTELY want a mod of this.
WITH his catchphrase being "bastard"
I met the VA of Duke Nukem yesterday at RetroGameCon and he said the “thats a whole lotta words” line, it was amazing
Ok now we need a version in animal crossing speech (just a bunch of little beeps while the text scrolls)
Instead of beeping noises, it’s megadeth playing
well... he has now done it, but instead of the letters, it's just "balls" over and over again.
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Duke Nukem fits way too well as a Rhinoceros villager its great, I can see this guy extorting mayors and yelling at every single meeting or rally!
Duke's one of my favourite villagers! I talk to him every day just to hear his funny catchphrases...
Don't put his house next to any pig villagers, though. It doesn't end well.
I only realized after the 20th time rewatching this masterpiece that the "Bastard" is supposed to be the Duke villager's little saying that every villager has
He has the best catchphrase "bastard"
“you hit me with that net one more time, i’ll rip off your head and sh¡t down your neck.”
First Doomguy and now this. I hope this trend of FPS heroes hanging out in Animal Crossing continues.
v1 ultrakill on da animal crossing island
what crimes will he commit
Rejecting his offer is actually how you befriend him, because he admires your tenacity.
bastard (caring, affectionate)
We all imagined this in your voice already so you really didnt have to
But we're sososososososo glad you did
Oddly enough, dukes voice on a rhino villager is fitting
I love how you can hear his song as he appears and it immediately stops.
This is like the ganon villager you get from scanning the ganondorf amiibo. Just, like, tonaly
They'd be great neighbours if Duke wasn't constantly dropping bombs and random hunks of radioactive material into Ganondorf's backyard.
He has the jock personality type, he listens to K.K. Metal, and his favorite saying is: "It's time to kick gum and chew ass. And I'm all out of ass."
Love him or hate him, duke villager can make a good deal.
A villager with the sign off “Bastard” would unironically make me squeak with joy
He gets me
I like to think that “bastard” is his little catchphrase.
Duke Nukem is the kinda villager who constantly keeps hitting on the player and brags about their frog chair they got at 200% it’s actual price
Rhino Nukem will never leave my mind now.
Okay, but now imagine other boomer shooter protags as villagers. Caleb from Blood, Serious Sam, Shelly from Ion Fury. Good times would be had.
What animal would you think Gordon Freeman would be?
@@onionero he would be a rat. think about it, rats are smart as shit and can survive almost anywhere
Okay I think I've figured out what animals they'd be and why:
Gordon Freeman - Rat (smart as hell, surprisingly capable, can survive anywhere)
Caleb - Raven (I... don't think I need to explain this one)
Serious Sam - honey badger (strong, focused, dangerous , risk-taker, doesn't give a shit)
Shelley - tiger (territorial, brutal, survivor, capable of physical feats very few other creatures could even consider)
The original Shelley (the Duke Nukem character we never got who would go on to inspire Shelley, whom I refuse to let go of) - snow leopard (beautiful, dangerous, basically gone forever escape for a few small traces)
Doomguy - rabbit (as a tribute Daisy)
Master Chief - bear (literally designed to kill and survive but still capable of caring)
Lara Croft - fox (a reference to the film, if you know you know)
@@HangryOnPaws Well done!
@HangryWerewolf what would a Postal Dude villager be?
Duke would definetely be the spamton of animal crossing.
Everytime you get something good he'd try to take it from you by clearly giving you a scam.
The S-tier villiger, his items may be a bit strange but it looks awesome.
Duke would be a keeper in my island. His vacation away from badass and babes for a siesta or two.
When I first saw this art on Twitter, I just knew you were going to dub it someday. And it was perfect!
I think at this point, Gianni would just own Duke Nukem™ rights(If he doesn't have it already).
The villager with bells of steel.
IMO, if Duke were a villager in Animal Crossing, he’d probably be a Wolf or a Lion, but a Rhino works incredibly well too.
Lion makes the most sense. He is the king after all.
This hits hard. Nice one Gianni.
You don't know how much I wanted (Gianni) Duke Nukem in animal crossing but I loved this, this was wonderful.
DU DU DUN! DU DU DUN!
“Damn, that beetle looks *badass.* ”
DU DU DUN! DU DU DUN!
“How about you take my chair for it, Bastard.”
*megadeath ensues*
The cherry on top is that the Duke Nukem villager’s catchphrase is “bastard”
Duke Nukem, the only villager with fully voiced lines
He sees Gulliver's flying saucer and just loses it
I'm here to cross animals and chew bubblegum, and I'm all outta gum.
Duke Nukem has to be one of the most badass video game characters
DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN
I’m over 300,000,000,000 bells in debt with Tom Nook.
DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN
My house and my furniture is probably gonna get repoed.
I LOVE YOU GIANNI
YOU ROCK!!1!
Damn this pleases me in several ways (as an Animal Crossing player and Duke Nukem fan). Thanks, Gianni.
It’s hilarious that I’m only now realizing how well dukenukem fits as a rino
I wonder what his reaction would be when he saw the alien broadcast at 3:33AM...
Id love to have that chair Mr nukem.
I'm surprised Nintendo allowed him to have the catch phrase "bastard" in a kids game. Honestly makes me see why his amiibo card is so expensive to buy as sad as that is.
No way Animal Crossing Duke Nukem
It would be even better if he was a boar like the NYCPD in Duke Nukem 3D
I fully expected the Animal Crossing noises to come from his mouth
I need Dukes lines scrambled into Animalese for authenticity's sake
He would not get on with Mr Resetti.
*Duke:* "It's not about how many times you SAVE, old man: it's about how many times you LOAD."
*Resetti:* "QUICKsaving?! THIS- ...this is why I retired. I'm gonna have a coronary one of these days, swear to dog..."
aight now do a version where duke talks like an actual animal crossing villager. (duke grunts)
I think it'd be cool that if you found him on a treasure island after you've upgraded resident services he's like "Hey I remember my friend said they were moving there, I miss them, can I come over and live?" and if you've got 10 villagers already Isabelle actually is able to reason with Nook to allow him on since they're so close but that might be a stretch
Me: piss off, this is my beetle! I haven’t turned him in to the museum yet!
*Duke Nukem theme drop*
Wonder if Doomguy would be a muscular bunny in animal crossing
If you showed me that picture of the Duke Nukem rhino out of context I would believe you if you told me that he’s a real villager in the game
Nice video as always
Good choice making him a rhino, whoever drew this! Honestly, shockingly believable design in general!
"Damn. That Tanuki bastard's gonna pay for screwing up my credit score."
Most polite Duke sentance.
I was waiting for the guitar riff
"Rocksteady"
I’m surprised he didn’t start hitting on the villager. Character development I guess
Not gonna lie, I was hoping for him to talk like one of the animal villagers.
Fair trade
More personality than all the ACNH villagers combined.
This would unironically be the coolest thing to happen to Animal Crossing.
Doomguy is the one playing.
This is fucking surreal, my best friend made this LMAO
ask them if they ate their vegetables today
I think i have a new favorite Gianni video
I noticed immediately that you used music from the game cube version. Thanks, King!
HE EVEN HAS THE LIL CATCHPHRASE AT THE END!
I want a more adult animal crossing that still has the vibe of animal crossing
I WAS EXPECTING A MINECRAFT VILLAGER WHEN THIS POPPED UP IN MY NOTIFICATIONS BUT THIS IS SO MUCH BETTER-
I was just watching the marathon things and then you post a video. Wow
Oh great now I'm getting duke nukem videos on my fyp after uploading videos with him as the subject
I fully expected him to just say "Duke Nukem Villager" in Duke Nukem voice.
2 seconds of “Grabbag” as dukes’ summoning sound will never not be funny.
I'm buying an Edge 2 thanks to you Gianni
Duke Nukem villager is something we need.
Duke Nukem is such a badass character i wish men were real
Quite a *badass* deal from Villager Nukem
The moment I saw this on Twitter, I knew it was only a matter of time it gets your attention.
It wouldve been so much crazier if the way he spoke was actually like hoe animal crossing villagers spoke just with the duke nukem guy's voice. eitherway incredible impression
Honestly I was expecting Gianni to actually start speaking gibberish like an AC villager
A villager with the catchphrase of "bastard" sounds metal as hell and I'm dissapointed I didn't ever come up with it
Just the sheer confusion of the girl with the beetle is priceless tho you gotta understand
Bastard being his catchphrase fits so well
I knew you were going to voice this the moment I saw it.
This could be viral soon. Careful
The virgin Doom guy in Animal Crossing vs the chad Duke Nukem in Animal Crossing
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