Every Half Life Slander

Sometimes, I dream about Adrian shephard.
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[@rockman7perez]

Sven Co-op map makers explaining how giving every single hecu grunt a billion hp is fun

[@15braincellsremaining]

Sven co-op players when they reach the bomb room in surface tension

[@GoldenOfHue]

half-life alyx being leftout of the video:

[@iiscny12]

I forgot HL:A existed.

[@ViceMightBeTaken]

whats thatt

[@de_lag1535]

​@@iiscny12 bruh moment😂😂😂😂

[@BotchuLeeSim]

I don’t have a powerful enough pc, so I want to know if it’s important to the story because if it is that means I’ll have to get a better pc

[@selman8411]

​@@BotchuLeeSimyes its important

[@mrtrashyman9617]

entropy zero 2 fans when they see a defective turret:

[@TheSixteen60]

ウィルソンさん

[@Kai-1138]

WILSOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNN!

[@henriquecosta1175]

entropy zero uprising fan when they see 1 turret that has no ammo and can be used throughout the entire map and you call him wilson:

[@AdrensphrdGaming]

Opfor fans (me) when you tell them its not canon

[@imbob99999]

:(

[@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413]

opfor fans when gman steals alyx instead of just spawning adrian in the arctic

[@AdrensphrdGaming]

@@dkskcjfjswwwwwws413 "a-ac.tually a-adrian is a-a threat to g-man p-plans th-thats why h-he stole a-alyx"🤓

[@Kanemndb]

​@@AdrensphrdGamingwell it's true to an extent. Adrian is a threat to gman and his employers plans though he isn't a threat to them directly

[@pokade3659]

@@Kanemndb i mean he can use him again, he was only a threat cuz he was stopping the black arms

[@bfbuilders]

Decay fans not having a PlayStation 2 or any friends:

[@krunoslavsimic6267]

Fuck GTA6 when Half life 3 is anounced the world will colectively cheer

[@ayan8136]

Waiting for half life 3....

[@mouseisabanut]

​@@ayan8136..................................

[@tetonis2452]

Half Life 2 speedrunners explaining how they skip a chapter by using dark voodoo magic and a bucket.

[@ARandomOSDever]

this is a bucket

[@dibs6462]

TF2 Players trying now to bucket reference challenge (impossible)

[@pyroshilov8474]

Sven Co-op players charging head first into Marines *plays Enemy at the Gates*

[@Pavel-wc2mv]

1:05 I indeed have Half-life 3 and this is exactly what happened to me

[@idkusername3569]

can i have a game play vid

[@CoolPeaGaming]

DUDE THE FINISHING THE HL2 EPISODE 2 IS SO TRUE BRO

[@OnionDude]

HL2 speedrunners on their way to skip the entire game by jumping backwards at Mach 20

[@republicofgamers9842]

Me when no one remembers that there are seven expansions for HL1
(For anyone curious, they are Opposing Force, Blue-Shift, Decay, Uplink (also known as initial encounter and comes with HL1) HL Source, Deathmatch and Deathmatch Source.

[@ChefPrownlos]

An expansion pack is new content added to a game. Uplink was made before Half-Life 1 so no, and Half-Life Source and Deathmatch Source are just ports... no new content added (except for the Surface Tension cliffside skybox) and Half-Life Deathmatch comes with the game so is it really an expansion pack?

[@okedeb]

as a half-life, bhopping and half-life mods enjoyer this is so true

[@lnomata5470]

Bolloxed casually doing a walktrough of every mod known to man:

[@Peepin_]

Half life 2 players upon entering ravenholm and the whole atmosphere changes:

[@gabrielnagy1164]

Synergy one hits hard

[@Richard-iv3ii]

When I recommended the game, I should have realized what I have begun

[@solarwrath1313]

0:33 that one applies on sven coop as well

[@kasum5390]

What about the meme about the fact that there are fans of HL:Decay?

[@halflifedoggo1547]

i can agree with the interloper one 🤓🔫

[@Cody357]

Half-Life Decay players flexing their trophy of having one friend at bare minimum

[@gman_4815]

1:24 agree

[@AZKTAC-dx2kp]

Abbreviated Opposing Force, worst mistake of my life.

[@aDogWatchingSunsetOnAMountain]

0:47 relatable

[@emilkotv6995]

0:29 i actually told my friend al hl games and on blue shift he thought i meant blue shit

[@kossa_maneka315]

Half life 2 beta fans going in Eastern Europe (it's dark and gritty)

[@khebre6032]

Best Half life game of all time: Hunt down the Freeman

[@Dr.Freeman...]

"You fucked up my face" - Mitchell Shepard

[@agorman1341]

Virgin metrocop (killing because they don't have other option) vs Chad hecu marine (killed a bunch of scientist and sad because they didn't fight back (no challenge))

[@cooler_carpington]

The Interloper on hard hit me deep, it is genuienly unplayable and a big fun-ruiner for a game that is so much fun on hard

[@Peter_GamingTV]

Me seeing poison zombie in hl2:

[@franktheweed6171]

you didnt put sven coop

[@subzeeroCS]

indeed

[@Blkjckpershing]

Half life players when you mention on a rail:

[@Gbobby-uh3ib]

OF: Onlyfans
BS: Bullshit

[@AdrianShepard345]

I'm literally Adrian Shepard

[@hextheprotogenfox]

Very popular opinion
Entropy zero is good

[@kajetanziobron2200]

INTERLOPER is a horror and gives me chills i might hurt die bye

[@gigachad7257]

Last one is very true

[@blzkovch]

opfor fans crying because their half life 2 dlc with adrian shepard got cancelled:

[@DRedGuia]

Black mesa fans left the chat

[@UncleBurrito15]

Bruh no hl alyx 💀

[@_indig0]

We don't care about Alyx.

[@UncleBurrito15]

@@_indig0 that's what people who don't have a headset say.

[@_indig0]

@@UncleBurrito15 It wasn't serious bro. And that's not really my problem with HLA, the real problem is that I got my hopes up for a new half life game only for it to be a fucking prequel 💀

[@UncleBurrito15]

@@_indig0 hey. At least they gave us twenty more seconds of half life lore.

[@_indig0]

@@UncleBurrito15 i guess

[@HECU_MARINE98780]

That fact

[@Vietnam_Gigachad]

Every HL game is Chad but not to HL:Source and "looking a guy named freeman but losing interesting about him in the rest of the game"

[@WeAintJokinHere]

Every half life game and it's mods are GigaChads expect for, uhhhhh you know? Hunt down the freeman... At least half life source is just half life in source engine

[@root......]

Sven Co-op :(

[@Maxwell3Gaming]

Decay being forgotten:

[@TimI94]

Valve's fault

[@OnionDude]

the last one is 100% true

[@BobsyboyIsVeryCool]

half life decay fans decaying idk never played the game

[@ShleepySchlub]

As a Blue Shift fan I confirm this true statement (I must insult OpFor to show Blue Shift is better)

[@user-tr8mx9yf7d]

Decay be like

[@harakat6665]

Who are these synergy people ?

[@jazdajazda2191]

some hl2 roleplay thingy idk

[@Thetoucanman918]

@@jazdajazda2191what the hell are you talking about it’s half life 2 multiplayer

[@jazdajazda2191]

@@Thetoucanman918 half life 2 deathmatch is for this

[@jamesondonahue204]

decay?

[@Man-lt9hc]

Yes

[@skinnyseven]

sv_cheats 1

[@halflifedude]

ok

[@AdrensphrdGaming]

HLdude?

[@halflifedude]

@@AdrensphrdGaming Yes?

[@murder_drones_top1]

fr

[@iforget_2780]

i hate half-life

[@WeAintJokinHere]

I respect your opinion

[@kooshikomeiji4989]

Same but in real life

[@morkgin2459]

You love full life?

[@iforget_2780]

@@morkgin2459 "full life consequences"

[@StationaryGamingReal]

I wish you a happy-life

[@daddyinthestreetsenpaiinth9250]

Adrian?