The stupidest thing I have done as a child was me and my sister we were about 5/6 years old and we snuck out of the house at approximately 2/3am and went to the local grocery store (which at the time was closed) as we both wanted some chocolate. A passing police car spotted us and took us back home as our parents didn’t know had even left the house. It was quite funny as one copper tried asking for our names and my sister shouted “Don’t tell them your name Becky” and I shouted back “ Ok Sarah”. 😂
When I was a toddler, I learned words really quickly, but I still didn't have all the words I needed to express my feelings. So, to express myself when I didn't have the words, I would repeat movie quotes that had a corresponding tonal energy to the emotion I was trying to express. I must have filed away hundreds and hundreds of random-ass quotes from various cartoons and movies and repurposed them for this use. I have one memory of doing this that is particularly golden. I was bickering with my mom for some reason I can't remember, and I, for the first and last time in my life, got the last word and absolutely annihilated all further attempts to argue with me. How? By shouting, in a perfect mimicry of the tone that Kenai said it in in Brother Bear 2, quote, "Well I wasn't the one who had the amulet within reach and then let it float away! My head was stuck! What's your excuse?" I hope this doesn't get buried. This is probably one of the funniest stories I have from my childhood. And Alonzo, I'd kill to see your reaction to it in an upcoming video.
It was Smoky the Bear..."Only YOU can prevent forest fires!" 🤣🤣🤣 These were hilarious! I did a lot of stupid stuff, but one of my worst memories was in 4th Grade. The middle school cheerleaders visited our school and so at recess, I asked my friends and cousin if they would lift me up like them to see if we could do it. Rather than pushing me up under my feet, they pulled my pants down in front of everybody. ALL of us ended up in the principal's office😂😂😂🤦🏾♀️
4:35 I wasn't the stupid one in this story, but it's one of my favorite "idiot" memories of all time. In 8th grade (1992) in my math class, we had a substitute for 3 months as our teacher was at jury duty. The school bully, Mike, was also the class clown. He was in this math class with me. Apparently, the substitute wasn't all that bright either, to allow the following chaos to occur at the front of the class over the span of 15 minutes. One Friday, Mike went to the front of the classroom, got everybody's attention and took out a ziplock bag full of safety pins. He proceeded to pierce his own ears with the needle point of the safety pins, about 20 times in each of his ears, without alcohol or any form of sanitation procedures. He left all the safety pins in his ears as earrings. The substitute teacher did not even attempt to stop him. Tons of blood was everywhere. Everyone was laughing the whole time, including the substitute. The following Monday, his ears were completely bandaged up as he had to go to the hospital as his ears got infected. With these huge bandages, he looked like Princess Leia from Star Wars, so for weeks, "Princess Leia" was his nickname. He couldn't hear anything, either, so if someone said something to him, he'd cup his hand around his ear and yell, "WHAT? WHAT?" He would say it just like Peewee Herman on "Peewee's Big Adventure" while in the magic shop and holding the fake ear. This was the early 90s, so that movie was very popular with kids my age. Mike was always nuts. He was the kind of guy who smoked cigarettes, even in 6th grade. He would take his lighter and set fire to a garden weed growing out of a crack in the sidewalk and say, "I'm smoking weed and crack. A body want some?" The stupid kids who enjoyed his jokes would gather around and smell the sidewalk and say they were getting high with Mike. I was not one of those kids. I avoided him as best I could, but he bullied me often. I just told him to quit it and I'd walk away. Then one day in 7th grade had the nerve to run up to me just before a locker safety inspection by the police of all our lockers, and say, "Buddy! You gotta help me! You gotta help me hide my drugs!" I laughed, as I thought it was a joke. It wasn't a joke. Turns out, marijuana was found in his locker. He was in Juvenile Hall for a few months, but he came back at the chagrin of all the students and teachers. The principal told me that Mike was the worst troublemaker he'd ever known in his 45 years of teaching, 20 of those years as the principal of that school. I had a really bad fight with him in late 8th grade. He didn't know I practiced martial arts, so I beat him up pretty severely. I didn't get into any trouble with the school since it was self defense, and his parents didn't press charges either. They actually thanked me and said, "Maybe he won't try to pick on people any more since he just learned that the person he thought was the weakest in the whole school, is actually the strongest." Thank goodness, though, he changed his life around in high school. He actually graduated on the honor roll. I hadn't seen him in a few years and he apologized for bullying me in middle school, and told me that his change was because our fight opened his eyes, that he had to stop being such a fool and bullying people all the time. We talk on Facebook all the time now. He's married with 2 kids and runs his own mechanics garage that was opened back in the 80s by his dad. So even the biggest of fools CAN turn their lives around.
So, when I was between 6-7 I drunk some bubbles because I thought I could burp bubbles out of my mouth like the kid did in the movie Daddy Daycare. But instead I ended up throwing up the bubble solution. 😂😂😂
Omfg I did it the night before thanksgiving. All I remember was me eye balling that dish soap all fucking day. Soon as my mama put that damn turkey in the oven and dipped out the kitchen I went in and ate some soap. Worst decision. I instantly regretted it. One second later I started burping and coughing bubbles lmfaoooooooo. My dad just looked at me and my mom yell and cursed and was rinsing my mouth out. I swear I never did that dumb ass shit again.
I drank pink bath water (it was a bath bomb) and I drank a lot of it. Next thing I know I'm going to my mom who was in the basement doing laundry and I just puked. I didn't even have a stomach ache I just puked out of nowhere 💀
Probably the dumbest things I did as a kid, I was like 7 and there was a bunch of dead wasps on our front porch and told my dad they can't sting bc they're dead. My dad said if you say so. So I went out stepped on them bare footed. Let's just say in was in pain for the rest of the day 😂
14:39 I can relate, but I believe I was more stupid. I was trying to remove this adhesive that keeps our names glued to the desk with my pencil. I was digging into it really hard when it slipped, and the whole top of the pencil disappeared into my left arm. I still have a piece of lead stuck in there to this day. 😅
I remember one time my nephew accidentally set his sister's bed on fire. During that time he was thought to be "the problem child" and so I believed this story until after we became adults and I felt enough time had passed for him to be able to talk about it comfortably. Turns out he was a kid that just wanted to play with a lighter. But everyone always says kids can't play with lighters so when he saw one out he took it, hid under the bed and was playing with it. Then a single strand that was hanging down ignited and set the bed ablaze and thats when he ran out and told his mom his sister's bed was on fire. And well, you know, since he got scared of course he left the lighter behind so the bed had plenty fuel to burn. We laughed it off because it was just so much more innocent than my sister's dramatic sinister version. The way my sister told the story made it seem like he crept in during the night and set the bed on fire while my niece was trying to sleep which was not the case. It was during the day and the bed was unoccupied. Needless to say I had to apologize because this story spooked me since I was still pretty young too (only a few years apart) and this story ended up making me avoid him for a few years until slowly I realized how much of a .... truth stretcher my sister is.
JUST ONE of the dumbest things i ever did as a kid (because there was a lot) was sneak out of my house when i was like 3 or 4 and walk to the neighbors’ house (because they had a swimming pool). mind you i did not know how to swim whatsoever. i still remember putting a huge flamingo floaty in the pool thinking to myself, “i’m so smart for doing this.” afterwards i just jump on the floaty, flip over and almost drowned myself 🤣
One of the best ones I remember, I tried to convince my elementary school friend that I had a pet crow. I called out to a flying crow and by some cosmic coincidence it crowed in response! 😅😂
Dumbest thing I did as a kid? There's so many, but I'll post one that won't get me into to much trouble, lol. I was probably about 12 or so, I rode my bike down a steep hill with no breaks, I thought I could just easily stop the bike, yeah, no. I crashed into a mail box, flew off and scrapped my nose on the concrete, I still have that scar on my nose.
When I was like 4, I dialed 911 to show my 1-2 year old brother how to call the cops, and then hung up when they answered, thinking they wouldn't really come if I didn't say anything. My brother and I both learned something that day 🤣
We had a phone with a 911 speed dial button that not even my parents knew actually worked. When my sister was 2 and I was 6, we were playing with the phone in my parents' room while my mom took a shower. We were passing it back and forth and using funny voices each time. Apparently my sister pressed that button at some point because next thing we knew, a policeman showed up at our door 😅 I had to get my mom out of the shower and we had to show him the phone that we were using
My mom's friend was dyeing her hair in the kitchen when I was 4. She was planning to trim my mom's hair once they washed the dye out and I grabbed the scissors when they weren't looking and took my 3 year old sister into the bathroom and chopped her bangs off and messed her hair up so bad they had to give her a bowl cut without bangs! This was a week before we were supposed to take family pictures so that haircut of hers is immortalized FOREVER!
My parents were out of town and I was staying with the neighbor. I had to go home once a day to feed the fish. I decided I wanted popcorn but I ended up burning it. Instead of throwing it in the trash and getting in trouble for getting stuff I wasn't supposed to, I decided to flush it down the toilet. That's how I found out popcorn floats and part of it wouldn't go down so I just left it and hoped they would think it was black eyed peas.
Man there was a lot! One I vividly remember is being 5 and swearing my stuffed animals could walk and talk and one day I locked the door because they said they would unlock it 😂 Had to replace the door knob OMG hi I love you Alonzo keep up the content ♥️
When I was around 11, me and my cousin would jump off from the bunk beds to the couch when grandma wasn’t looking. She at one point kept the door opened to make sure it wasn’t still happening, because she knew we would do that. We didn’t get hurt, but it was still dumb, but still fun.
I have two dumb things. When I was five years old I stuck a piece of paper in my ear. I don't know why. I got an infection and had to get my ear flushed out. Worst pain ever. Then I ate a black crayon and my mom thought I had a cavity. She took me to the dentist and he said this is crayon, lol.
When I was younger one of my favorite shows was blues clues. That part when Steve says Blue skidoo, we can too! I tried jumping into a picture frame on the wall as well… yea that broke the frame lol
I tried sticking a toy Barbie wand into the VCR player in my sister's TV. Ended up pulling down not only the TV, but also the entire dresser. How I pulled down a whole dresser at 3 years old is beyond me, but yeah.
STUPID THING DONE AS A KID I was 15 and living at a ranch. I wanted to mop the kitchen floor and make it really clean. I grabbed some bleach and added it to the mop water. I wanted to make a super cleaner. I then saw some ammonia in the corner of the utility closet and added that to the mop water. I was gassed.
When I was maybe 6-7 I used to have a gap in my teeth & often I used to “play” with it by sticking different things through it. One day I was home alone & I pushed a penny through my gap, one of the objects I used often, and it got stuck… I didn’t know gaps could close and mine was starting to do that. I cried for 30 mins till got brave enough to force it out.
You had the first add that I actually went back to the add to watch it while skipping after hearing "all black" , the only title to make me stop in my tracks 🤣 great service 👏😊 I'll have to check it out
One thing out of all the dumbest things I did as a kid was one day my mom took me and one of my oldest brothers to a park. My mother told me to wait for her in the car because she had to buy my brother ice cream. I was walking to the car when I happened to see this stroller right across me. I saw a man with a baby and a woman right across him. Looking back, the woman didn't see her husband going to the swing with the kid. All I wanted was to embrace my younger years so I got in the stroller and try to fall asleep cus it's a comfy stroller. When the woman and man try to put their kid in, they saw me and the woman just screamed and the man was cursing at me. Everyone in the park was watching and I saw right across, my mom had such a disappointed and embarrassed look and my brother started crying out of nowhere. Boy did I get my butt spanked when we got home 😂😂😂
Back when I was around 2-3 years old I was very scared of strangers because I was very nearsighted (still am) and couldn't see very well. I would always hide under my mom's skirt whenever strangers came to visit. So one time at a birthday party I was overwhelmed by all the strangers I didn't know so I tried to crawl up my mom's skirt again only to realize it wasn't my mom.... It was another woman. 😅
When I was like 4 or 5 we were visiting my grandmother and I just disappeared, they thought I was kidnapped and were just about to call the police after hours of searching only to find me in the barn on the donkeys back...I just wanted to ride the donkey so my little ass went and made that dream into reality🤣 there was also a time when I was planting chips into the ground because my dad had convinced me that it would grow into a tree with the whole bags of chips, I was wild🤣🤣
The dumbest thing I did was when I was 5 and it was in the '80s of course. I stuck a pearl inside my ear canal to "pierce my ear". Had to go to the hospital. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
I was like 3 or 4, and my parents were having a party with our extended family. I got bored, so I went outside without telling anyone. Someone noticed I was missing, and the entire party stopped as my family started searching the house and neighborhood for me. My grandpa found me in a hidden corner of the backyard, digging holes in the dirt in my party clothes completely oblivious to the panic I had caused. I had a bad habit of disappearing as a child because I was small and liked hiding under things. I gave my mother more than one public freakout.
0:36 'F*CK YOUR TURKEY IN THE STRAW' Ahahaha 😂 At first I was wondering what part of the turkey the 'straw' was but then I realized as I typed this that it meant the dried grass lmao 🤣
Took an umbrella and jumped off my wardrobe thinking I was Mary Poppins. Somehow landed on my back, on one of my toys, and I swear I couldn't breathe for like a solid minute. Never did that again.
When I was like 10 years old I used to like bees a whole lot. I tried to pet one once and I thought a simple Walmart plastic bag would be enough protection from the bee sting. Needless to say it was not a good day LMAO
I wasn't allowed to use the burner to heat up and boil water to make a hot chocolate. So, I put a bunch of chocolate chips in a mug with some water and then microwaved it, thinking the chocolate chips would melt and make hot chocolate. The chocolate chips didn't melt like I hoped, instead....they burned and scorched the inside of the mug.
Not sure if this is dumb, as much as it is morbid: When I was little, a really close friend of the family passed away and I was really upset. One day, my mom saw me digging in the backyard with a spoon, asked what I was doing and I said, "digging up Monica." I have no clue why I thought our deceased friend was buried in the backyard, or why I wanted to dig her up. I guess it made more sense to tiny me. 😳
I was around 2 to 3 years old. My mom took me and one of her friends out to a really nice Mexican restaurant, I proceeded to slip away under the table and ask random people for food, I even sat in a booth with an old couple and proceeded to drink their Queso. My mom never took me back there lol
When I was like 5 I asked my mom where babies came from and she told me that cabbage patch story. For months I refused to eat cabbage and was horrified when my family ate it because I thought they were eating babies. Luckily my older sister who was 9 years older than me told me the truth because she didn't believe in sugarcoating basic knowledge from children. She didn't tell me graphic details about sex or anything she just told me the biological process of it.
When I was a kid, I snuck out of my room to throw away the awful food I ate from a restaurant. The next morning, my aunt and her husband asked me: "What happened to my dinner from last night?" And I told them "The Tooth fairy threw it away." LOL!! 😂🤣🤣
When I was about 2 years old my dad sent me to my uncles house to go fishing, when I got to my uncles house I saw that my uncle caught a fish and whenever he threw it back in I said swim fishey swim. From that point forward I never saw that fish again 😂😂
I'm totally behind on this video but I *love* the one about the girl not letting the old lady use the dryer she was in cuz she was reading lol That's just adorable
When I was a kid, I always tried looking behind the TV to see if I could see the people on the front of the TV right behind the TV like if they were inside the TV. I was in preschool when I thought that. I also was one of those kids who also tried to teleport into the Blue’s Clues world as well.
When I was about 3, I went to visit my aunt who lived in a different state. One day after giving me a bath, I ran out to the street butt naked, past a house that was being constructed. The construction workers had a good laugh as I was giggling with my aunt chasing after me 😂 😂 😂
You thinking about Smokey Bear, when I was a child my cousin kept me and she was watching The Flying Nun, she told me you better behave or The Flying Nun's gonna get you! Mom happened to watch the show too I had my head covered up scared she's gonna get me, maybe it's those scary looking habits they be wearing on that show, that was ME that wrote the Mary Poppins thing a few years ago 😂😂😂
When I was a kid we were playing on a playground and we saw a bumblebee on the ground. In my infinite wisdom of youth I rationalized that if I stepped on it with the rain boots I was wearing that had 2" thick rubber soles it would surely sting me through those soles. So I promptly removed my boot and stepped on the bumblebee. My wisdom increased greatly that day!
Speaking of fires, I remember when I was around 11, my family had just arrived back home from summer vacation and I was really hungry. We had left pizza in the fridge and, without any concept of what an expiration date is, I threw the slice in the microwave and went off on my merry way to unpack. Not long after the fire alarm went off, smoke was spilling out of the kitchen and all of the adults were screaming to put out the fire.
When I was in the second grade this girl said I had boy eyebrows. I wanted to make my eyebrows small and I ended up shaving them off. My mom had to draw on my eyebrows for like 3 months 😂😂😂😂
One time When I was 3 years old I was finger painting and I thought it would be a great idea to paint my whole chest, I thought my mom would be so proud, but obviously she wasn't.😂😂🤣
Steve Irwin was my idol growing up. and I always went digging in the dirt for bugs and catching snakes. When I was probably 11, I was at summer camp, and we were hiking in the woods. I saw a garter snake, and picked it up, everybody was freaking out in literal terror. All the other kids were screaming, even the camp counselor was pretty scared. She asked me in a nervous voice to "please put the snake down." I kept telling them it was a harmless garter snake, but she insisted I put it down, so I did. Rolling my eyes in the process 🤣. I even said "if you can't handle what lives in the woods, maybe we shouldn't be here. 😑" Of course the camp told my mother, who wasn't too happy about it. In my defense I said: "hey, they're the ones who don't know the difference between a dangerous animal and a harmless one, not my fault." She didn't take it too well 🤣
when I was about 5, I split my forehead open diving head first into the bathtub, because I read it in one of my story books. Had to go to the ER to get it stitched up. About a year later, I cut my lip open when I put a pair of open scissors in my mouth, and my mom closed them trying to take them out; that was another ER stitch trip. about a year after that, I sprained my foot on the 4th of July in an exercise bike.
When I was younger, my parents got chickens, including a rooster. Like the little brat I was, I chased it around and just harassed it like crazy. It eventually tried to attack me and I was confused why and hated it from then on. I was so dumb and mean
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The stupidest thing I have done as a child was me and my sister we were about 5/6 years old and we snuck out of the house at approximately 2/3am and went to the local grocery store (which at the time was closed) as we both wanted some chocolate. A passing police car spotted us and took us back home as our parents didn’t know had even left the house. It was quite funny as one copper tried asking for our names and my sister shouted “Don’t tell them your name Becky” and I shouted back “ Ok Sarah”. 😂
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Smoky the bear, "Only you can help to prevent forrest fires!"
Mcgruff was the dare dog, "Help take a bite out of crime!"
Mcgruff wasn't associated with dare. He was part of the National Crime Prevention Council campaigns.
A real bite out of crime?
Vote for Philip Banks!
sparky the fire dog know your fire plans and get out safe. When you're careful, then your're really smart; so never give fire a place to start!
When I was a toddler, I learned words really quickly, but I still didn't have all the words I needed to express my feelings. So, to express myself when I didn't have the words, I would repeat movie quotes that had a corresponding tonal energy to the emotion I was trying to express. I must have filed away hundreds and hundreds of random-ass quotes from various cartoons and movies and repurposed them for this use. I have one memory of doing this that is particularly golden. I was bickering with my mom for some reason I can't remember, and I, for the first and last time in my life, got the last word and absolutely annihilated all further attempts to argue with me. How? By shouting, in a perfect mimicry of the tone that Kenai said it in in Brother Bear 2, quote, "Well I wasn't the one who had the amulet within reach and then let it float away! My head was stuck! What's your excuse?"
I hope this doesn't get buried. This is probably one of the funniest stories I have from my childhood. And Alonzo, I'd kill to see your reaction to it in an upcoming video.
It was Smoky the Bear..."Only YOU can prevent forest fires!" 🤣🤣🤣 These were hilarious! I did a lot of stupid stuff, but one of my worst memories was in 4th Grade. The middle school cheerleaders visited our school and so at recess, I asked my friends and cousin if they would lift me up like them to see if we could do it. Rather than pushing me up under my feet, they pulled my pants down in front of everybody. ALL of us ended up in the principal's office😂😂😂🤦🏾♀️
8:59 "CALL EM OUT SIS!" I DIED🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I saw your comment a few seconds before that happened made it more hilarious with him cracking up 😂
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@@animalistic234 Google translated your comment to HORSEHAIR I’m losing my mind 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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4:35 I wasn't the stupid one in this story, but it's one of my favorite "idiot" memories of all time. In 8th grade (1992) in my math class, we had a substitute for 3 months as our teacher was at jury duty. The school bully, Mike, was also the class clown. He was in this math class with me. Apparently, the substitute wasn't all that bright either, to allow the following chaos to occur at the front of the class over the span of 15 minutes. One Friday, Mike went to the front of the classroom, got everybody's attention and took out a ziplock bag full of safety pins. He proceeded to pierce his own ears with the needle point of the safety pins, about 20 times in each of his ears, without alcohol or any form of sanitation procedures. He left all the safety pins in his ears as earrings. The substitute teacher did not even attempt to stop him. Tons of blood was everywhere. Everyone was laughing the whole time, including the substitute. The following Monday, his ears were completely bandaged up as he had to go to the hospital as his ears got infected. With these huge bandages, he looked like Princess Leia from Star Wars, so for weeks, "Princess Leia" was his nickname. He couldn't hear anything, either, so if someone said something to him, he'd cup his hand around his ear and yell, "WHAT? WHAT?" He would say it just like Peewee Herman on "Peewee's Big Adventure" while in the magic shop and holding the fake ear. This was the early 90s, so that movie was very popular with kids my age.
Mike was always nuts. He was the kind of guy who smoked cigarettes, even in 6th grade. He would take his lighter and set fire to a garden weed growing out of a crack in the sidewalk and say, "I'm smoking weed and crack. A body want some?" The stupid kids who enjoyed his jokes would gather around and smell the sidewalk and say they were getting high with Mike. I was not one of those kids. I avoided him as best I could, but he bullied me often. I just told him to quit it and I'd walk away. Then one day in 7th grade had the nerve to run up to me just before a locker safety inspection by the police of all our lockers, and say, "Buddy! You gotta help me! You gotta help me hide my drugs!" I laughed, as I thought it was a joke. It wasn't a joke. Turns out, marijuana was found in his locker. He was in Juvenile Hall for a few months, but he came back at the chagrin of all the students and teachers. The principal told me that Mike was the worst troublemaker he'd ever known in his 45 years of teaching, 20 of those years as the principal of that school.
I had a really bad fight with him in late 8th grade. He didn't know I practiced martial arts, so I beat him up pretty severely. I didn't get into any trouble with the school since it was self defense, and his parents didn't press charges either. They actually thanked me and said, "Maybe he won't try to pick on people any more since he just learned that the person he thought was the weakest in the whole school, is actually the strongest."
Thank goodness, though, he changed his life around in high school. He actually graduated on the honor roll. I hadn't seen him in a few years and he apologized for bullying me in middle school, and told me that his change was because our fight opened his eyes, that he had to stop being such a fool and bullying people all the time. We talk on Facebook all the time now. He's married with 2 kids and runs his own mechanics garage that was opened back in the 80s by his dad. So even the biggest of fools CAN turn their lives around.
Lonzo! How did you get out the door naked so many times?! 😂 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
These always make me feel better about how weird and crazy my 6 and 10 year old daughters are
So, when I was between 6-7 I drunk some bubbles because I thought I could burp bubbles out of my mouth like the kid did in the movie Daddy Daycare. But instead I ended up throwing up the bubble solution. 😂😂😂
Omfg I did it the night before thanksgiving. All I remember was me eye balling that dish soap all fucking day. Soon as my mama put that damn turkey in the oven and dipped out the kitchen I went in and ate some soap. Worst decision. I instantly regretted it. One second later I started burping and coughing bubbles lmfaoooooooo. My dad just looked at me and my mom yell and cursed and was rinsing my mouth out. I swear I never did that dumb ass shit again.
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I drank pink bath water (it was a bath bomb) and I drank a lot of it. Next thing I know I'm going to my mom who was in the basement doing laundry and I just puked. I didn't even have a stomach ache I just puked out of nowhere 💀
Probably the dumbest things I did as a kid, I was like 7 and there was a bunch of dead wasps on our front porch and told my dad they can't sting bc they're dead. My dad said if you say so. So I went out stepped on them bare footed. Let's just say in was in pain for the rest of the day 😂
14:39 I can relate, but I believe I was more stupid. I was trying to remove this adhesive that keeps our names glued to the desk with my pencil. I was digging into it really hard when it slipped, and the whole top of the pencil disappeared into my left arm. I still have a piece of lead stuck in there to this day. 😅
I remember one time my nephew accidentally set his sister's bed on fire. During that time he was thought to be "the problem child" and so I believed this story until after we became adults and I felt enough time had passed for him to be able to talk about it comfortably. Turns out he was a kid that just wanted to play with a lighter. But everyone always says kids can't play with lighters so when he saw one out he took it, hid under the bed and was playing with it. Then a single strand that was hanging down ignited and set the bed ablaze and thats when he ran out and told his mom his sister's bed was on fire. And well, you know, since he got scared of course he left the lighter behind so the bed had plenty fuel to burn. We laughed it off because it was just so much more innocent than my sister's dramatic sinister version. The way my sister told the story made it seem like he crept in during the night and set the bed on fire while my niece was trying to sleep which was not the case. It was during the day and the bed was unoccupied. Needless to say I had to apologize because this story spooked me since I was still pretty young too (only a few years apart) and this story ended up making me avoid him for a few years until slowly I realized how much of a .... truth stretcher my sister is.
My sister and I did the grocery bags on the arms too, we jumped off our bunk bed, hoping to fly 😂
☠️☠️☠️☠️ I trampolined a plastic table set, I thought my ass was DW doing gymnastics 😭😭😭
I did that shit off of my grandparent’s flower bed that was ~ 3-4 ft off the ground😂😂😂
JUST ONE of the dumbest things i ever did as a kid (because there was a lot) was sneak out of my house when i was like 3 or 4 and walk to the neighbors’ house (because they had a swimming pool). mind you i did not know how to swim whatsoever. i still remember putting a huge flamingo floaty in the pool thinking to myself, “i’m so smart for doing this.” afterwards i just jump on the floaty, flip over and almost drowned myself 🤣
Omg 😂 glad your ok
How is this comment from 2 days ago when it was just uploaded?
@@leandradozier968 probably had this video on private for a while and let a couple people see it and comment then put it on public
@@ceratas5970 ohhhhh okay that makes perfect sense. Thank you!!
I once jumped off a Lego table in Pre-School lol
One of the best ones I remember, I tried to convince my elementary school friend that I had a pet crow. I called out to a flying crow and by some cosmic coincidence it crowed in response! 😅😂
"Fringe" is what the British and Australians call bangs. So, the girl cut her own bangs.
Alonzo saying Gumby while thinking bout Smokey Bear 🤣🤣
The skiing one got me because it reminds me of Home Alone.... I mean I would get tired of waiting too! This was hilarious
Dumbest thing I did as a kid? There's so many, but I'll post one that won't get me into to much trouble, lol. I was probably about 12 or so, I rode my bike down a steep hill with no breaks, I thought I could just easily stop the bike, yeah, no. I crashed into a mail box, flew off and scrapped my nose on the concrete, I still have that scar on my nose.
I'm 27 and can still fit in the dryer. I scare my husband with it on occasion but i dont pull the door entirely closed. Lol
When I was like 4, I dialed 911 to show my 1-2 year old brother how to call the cops, and then hung up when they answered, thinking they wouldn't really come if I didn't say anything. My brother and I both learned something that day 🤣
We had a phone with a 911 speed dial button that not even my parents knew actually worked. When my sister was 2 and I was 6, we were playing with the phone in my parents' room while my mom took a shower. We were passing it back and forth and using funny voices each time. Apparently my sister pressed that button at some point because next thing we knew, a policeman showed up at our door 😅 I had to get my mom out of the shower and we had to show him the phone that we were using
The background Holla! YES! I used to love that lol. Thanks for adding it
“I think I just plucked my thoughts” I busted out laughing!! 🤣
Dumbest thing i ever did as a kid was want to be a grown up
I've done a lot of dumb things as a kid but I think the funniest one was back in high school. I don't remember why but both my dad and little sister was out of the house that day, and all I was asked to do was load, run, and empty the dishwasher. But we were out of detergent so I filled the entire reservoir with Dawn© Dish soap... When I came back upstairs from my room about an hour later, their was thick foamy bubbles, waist high everywhere. All over the kitchen, dinning and most of the living room. I quickly panicked and tried various ways to clean up the messy but ultimately ended up grabbing a snow shovel from the garage and started flinging it out the back patio door. By the time my father got home the entire mess was cleaned up and I would have gotten away with it. Except unbeknown to me my neighbor called my dad asking why someone was shoveling large quantities of soap bubbles out into our backyard...
Over here hollering 😂 this is hilarious.
My mom's friend was dyeing her hair in the kitchen when I was 4. She was planning to trim my mom's hair once they washed the dye out and I grabbed the scissors when they weren't looking and took my 3 year old sister into the bathroom and chopped her bangs off and messed her hair up so bad they had to give her a bowl cut without bangs! This was a week before we were supposed to take family pictures so that haircut of hers is immortalized FOREVER!
My parents were out of town and I was staying with the neighbor. I had to go home once a day to feed the fish. I decided I wanted popcorn but I ended up burning it. Instead of throwing it in the trash and getting in trouble for getting stuff I wasn't supposed to, I decided to flush it down the toilet. That's how I found out popcorn floats and part of it wouldn't go down so I just left it and hoped they would think it was black eyed peas.
Man there was a lot! One I vividly remember is being 5 and swearing my stuffed animals could walk and talk and one day I locked the door because they said they would unlock it 😂 Had to replace the door knob
OMG hi I love you Alonzo keep up the content ♥️
Omg 😂
It’s Smokey the Bear. “Only you can prevent wildfires”
When I was around 11, me and my cousin would jump off from the bunk beds to the couch when grandma wasn’t looking.
She at one point kept the door opened to make sure it wasn’t still happening, because she knew we would do that.
We didn’t get hurt, but it was still dumb, but still fun.
Alonzo, the name of the bear was Smokey. McGruff was the crime fighting dog.
🐻"only you can prevent forest fires"-smokey the bear
I have two dumb things. When I was five years old I stuck a piece of paper in my ear. I don't know why. I got an infection and had to get my ear flushed out. Worst pain ever. Then I ate a black crayon and my mom thought I had a cavity. She took me to the dentist and he said this is crayon, lol.
When I was younger one of my favorite shows was blues clues. That part when Steve says Blue skidoo, we can too! I tried jumping into a picture frame on the wall as well… yea that broke the frame lol
4:35 Alonzo, you're not alone. I thought that too 🤦🏽♀️😂🤣
I tried sticking a toy Barbie wand into the VCR player in my sister's TV. Ended up pulling down not only the TV, but also the entire dresser. How I pulled down a whole dresser at 3 years old is beyond me, but yeah.
OMG! This is so funny! I love your videos. The sonic wrapper one got me. lol :)
Violently yells at the screen "ITS SMOKEY THE BEAR!!!!" 🤣🤣🤣
Smoky the bear 🐻 🔥 😂
The DARE dog is Scruff McGruff
STUPID THING DONE AS A KID
I was 15 and living at a ranch. I wanted to mop the kitchen floor and make it really clean. I grabbed some bleach and added it to the mop water. I wanted to make a super cleaner. I then saw some ammonia in the corner of the utility closet and added that to the mop water. I was gassed.
Smokie the Bear. Only you can prevent forest fires
When I was maybe 6-7 I used to have a gap in my teeth & often I used to “play” with it by sticking different things through it. One day I was home alone & I pushed a penny through my gap, one of the objects I used often, and it got stuck… I didn’t know gaps could close and mine was starting to do that. I cried for 30 mins till got brave enough to force it out.
You had the first add that I actually went back to the add to watch it while skipping after hearing "all black" , the only title to make me stop in my tracks 🤣 great service 👏😊 I'll have to check it out
Not me screaming Yogi 😂😂 it's Yogi the bear 😆
"I think I just plucked my thoughts" had me 🤣😂🤣
Too Funny 😁 I'm rollin 🤣 😂 I wasn't ready...
SMOKEY BEAR, Alonzo: "Only you can prevent forest fires."
One thing out of all the dumbest things I did as a kid was one day my mom took me and one of my oldest brothers to a park. My mother told me to wait for her in the car because she had to buy my brother ice cream. I was walking to the car when I happened to see this stroller right across me. I saw a man with a baby and a woman right across him. Looking back, the woman didn't see her husband going to the swing with the kid. All I wanted was to embrace my younger years so I got in the stroller and try to fall asleep cus it's a comfy stroller. When the woman and man try to put their kid in, they saw me and the woman just screamed and the man was cursing at me. Everyone in the park was watching and I saw right across, my mom had such a disappointed and embarrassed look and my brother started crying out of nowhere. Boy did I get my butt spanked when we got home 😂😂😂
Back when I was around 2-3 years old I was very scared of strangers because I was very nearsighted (still am) and couldn't see very well. I would always hide under my mom's skirt whenever strangers came to visit. So one time at a birthday party I was overwhelmed by all the strangers I didn't know so I tried to crawl up my mom's skirt again only to realize it wasn't my mom.... It was another woman. 😅
😂😂😂
When I was like 4 or 5 we were visiting my grandmother and I just disappeared, they thought I was kidnapped and were just about to call the police after hours of searching only to find me in the barn on the donkeys back...I just wanted to ride the donkey so my little ass went and made that dream into reality🤣 there was also a time when I was planting chips into the ground because my dad had convinced me that it would grow into a tree with the whole bags of chips, I was wild🤣🤣
Hey Alonzo ❤ u ❤ ur videos u make my day!!!
The dumbest thing I did was when I was 5 and it was in the '80s of course. I stuck a pearl inside my ear canal to "pierce my ear". Had to go to the hospital. 🤦🏻♀️🤦🏻♀️
I was like 3 or 4, and my parents were having a party with our extended family. I got bored, so I went outside without telling anyone. Someone noticed I was missing, and the entire party stopped as my family started searching the house and neighborhood for me. My grandpa found me in a hidden corner of the backyard, digging holes in the dirt in my party clothes completely oblivious to the panic I had caused.
I had a bad habit of disappearing as a child because I was small and liked hiding under things. I gave my mother more than one public freakout.
I walked up to a willow tree to talk to them, bc I thought they'd turn into my grandmother like in Pocahontas 😭
That's actually kind of sweet
thank u Alonzo 🙏 Your videos give me life
"Forest Fumby" I'm dying 🤣
0:36 'F*CK YOUR TURKEY IN THE STRAW'
Ahahaha 😂
At first I was wondering what part of the turkey the 'straw' was but then I realized as I typed this that it meant the dried grass lmao 🤣
Took an umbrella and jumped off my wardrobe thinking I was Mary Poppins. Somehow landed on my back, on one of my toys, and I swear I couldn't breathe for like a solid minute. Never did that again.
When I was like 10 years old I used to like bees a whole lot. I tried to pet one once and I thought a simple Walmart plastic bag would be enough protection from the bee sting. Needless to say it was not a good day LMAO
Alonzo plucks nose hair
Also Alonzo... I think I just plucked my thoughts
I died right there jajaja
Oh the mental pictures I had with this video
I wasn't allowed to use the burner to heat up and boil water to make a hot chocolate. So, I put a bunch of chocolate chips in a mug with some water and then microwaved it, thinking the chocolate chips would melt and make hot chocolate. The chocolate chips didn't melt like I hoped, instead....they burned and scorched the inside of the mug.
"But I don't have to prove shyt to y'all"
😂😭😂😭
I tried to put my brother in the dryer at a laundromat.
Smokey the Bear lmao
A fringe is a bangs
Loving the Hair Style Alonzo
Yay 🎉 I’m so excited 😂
You should do a "dumbest things we did as an adult"
Y'all he said GUMBY THE FIRE BEAR lmaoooooo
10:35 Smoky the Bear! "Only you can prevent forest fires."
Not sure if this is dumb, as much as it is morbid: When I was little, a really close friend of the family passed away and I was really upset. One day, my mom saw me digging in the backyard with a spoon, asked what I was doing and I said, "digging up Monica." I have no clue why I thought our deceased friend was buried in the backyard, or why I wanted to dig her up. I guess it made more sense to tiny me. 😳
1st kiss: 23 y.o. (Yes.)
1 crush: kindergarten
I was around 2 to 3 years old. My mom took me and one of her friends out to a really nice Mexican restaurant, I proceeded to slip away under the table and ask random people for food, I even sat in a booth with an old couple and proceeded to drink their Queso. My mom never took me back there lol
Remind me not to eat peanut butter cookies when I watch vids like this lol
When I was like 5 I asked my mom where babies came from and she told me that cabbage patch story. For months I refused to eat cabbage and was horrified when my family ate it because I thought they were eating babies. Luckily my older sister who was 9 years older than me told me the truth because she didn't believe in sugarcoating basic knowledge from children. She didn't tell me graphic details about sex or anything she just told me the biological process of it.
When I was a kid, I snuck out of my room to throw away the awful food I ate from a restaurant. The next morning, my aunt and her husband asked me: "What happened to my dinner from last night?" And I told them "The Tooth fairy threw it away." LOL!! 😂🤣🤣
Smokey the Bear 🐻.
“Only you can prevent Forest Fires.”
"I think I just plucked my thoughts" oh lawdy no he did not 😂
When I was about 2 years old my dad sent me to my uncles house to go fishing, when I got to my uncles house I saw that my uncle caught a fish and whenever he threw it back in I said swim fishey swim. From that point forward I never saw that fish again 😂😂
Nice supper afterwards?
@@takman2k had chereos with chocolate milk
I got the pleasure of meeting you the other night thank you for letting me and my friend say hey !!
I'm totally behind on this video but I *love* the one about the girl not letting the old lady use the dryer she was in cuz she was reading lol That's just adorable
SMOKEY THE BEAR ONLY CAN PREVENT FOREST FIRES. Man so many memory’s flooded back to me staying at my grandmas
When I was a kid, I always tried looking behind the TV to see if I could see the people on the front of the TV right behind the TV like if they were inside the TV. I was in preschool when I thought that. I also was one of those kids who also tried to teleport into the Blue’s Clues world as well.
I was so sad when I realized I couldn't actually jump into pictures/ paintings and explore them like Blue and Steve did in Blue's Clues 😭😭😭
@@mydumbyoutubechannel6579 lol same
Smokey the Bear is the bear’s name. “Only you can prevent forest fires 🔥
Fringe means bangs . UK term, I believe , Alonzo
Love the hair!!
When I was about 3, I went to visit my aunt who lived in a different state. One day after giving me a bath, I ran out to the street butt naked, past a house that was being constructed. The construction workers had a good laugh as I was giggling with my aunt chasing after me 😂 😂 😂
Your hair looks really good 🥰
You thinking about Smokey Bear, when I was a child my cousin kept me and she was watching The Flying Nun, she told me you better behave or The Flying Nun's gonna get you! Mom happened to watch the show too I had my head covered up scared she's gonna get me, maybe it's those scary looking habits they be wearing on that show, that was ME that wrote the Mary Poppins thing a few years ago 😂😂😂
Hair looking nice ❤
When I was a kid we were playing on a playground and we saw a bumblebee on the ground. In my infinite wisdom of youth I rationalized that if I stepped on it with the rain boots I was wearing that had 2" thick rubber soles it would surely sting me through those soles. So I promptly removed my boot and stepped on the bumblebee. My wisdom increased greatly that day!
Smokey. The bear's name was Smokey.
"Only YOU can prevent forest fires!"
Speaking of fires, I remember when I was around 11, my family had just arrived back home from summer vacation and I was really hungry. We had left pizza in the fridge and, without any concept of what an expiration date is, I threw the slice in the microwave and went off on my merry way to unpack. Not long after the fire alarm went off, smoke was spilling out of the kitchen and all of the adults were screaming to put out the fire.
What I did ,I almost threw my sock down the rubbish chute 😂
When I was in the second grade this girl said I had boy eyebrows. I wanted to make my eyebrows small and I ended up shaving them off. My mom had to draw on my eyebrows for like 3 months 😂😂😂😂
but it would be so difficult to tell your facial expressions without eyebrows.
Smoky Bear is the name of that "only you can prevent forest fires."
One time When I was 3 years old I was finger painting and I thought it would be a great idea to paint my whole chest, I thought my mom would be so proud, but obviously she wasn't.😂😂🤣
The bear you were talking about is Smokey Bear
“Only you can prevent wildfires”
Steve Irwin was my idol growing up. and I always went digging in the dirt for bugs and catching snakes. When I was probably 11, I was at summer camp, and we were hiking in the woods. I saw a garter snake, and picked it up, everybody was freaking out in literal terror. All the other kids were screaming, even the camp counselor was pretty scared. She asked me in a nervous voice to "please put the snake down." I kept telling them it was a harmless garter snake, but she insisted I put it down, so I did. Rolling my eyes in the process 🤣. I even said "if you can't handle what lives in the woods, maybe we shouldn't be here. 😑" Of course the camp told my mother, who wasn't too happy about it. In my defense I said: "hey, they're the ones who don't know the difference between a dangerous animal and a harmless one, not my fault." She didn't take it too well 🤣
when I was about 5, I split my forehead open diving head first into the bathtub, because I read it in one of my story books. Had to go to the ER to get it stitched up. About a year later, I cut my lip open when I put a pair of open scissors in my mouth, and my mom closed them trying to take them out; that was another ER stitch trip. about a year after that, I sprained my foot on the 4th of July in an exercise bike.
When I was younger, my parents got chickens, including a rooster. Like the little brat I was, I chased it around and just harassed it like crazy. It eventually tried to attack me and I was confused why and hated it from then on. I was so dumb and mean