@@JCGver Unless I'm mistaken she's German born. But yeah the Netherlands is literally a land of frost giants. Saw a pic of Hafthor, world famous powerlifter and the man that played The Mountain in GOT, take a pic with 2 fans of his in the Netherlands and they made him look like a manlet
@@punishedbearzerker5400 Pretty sure I know which pic you're talking about. Different posts make up backstories and shit but apparently those weren't just random fans/his brothers/whatever else. They're players for the Icelandic basketball team
The Dutch are stretched at birth so that if the Netherlands ever floods they can keep their heads above water. It's another part of their famous flood defences.
It's even more painful when you sort that wiki by shortest height and find out Guatemala is literally the lowest on the entire list except a handful of countries that don't report their data.
I am Guatemalan. The fact that she is shorter than the average Guatemalan woman is shocking to me. I legit did not know people could be shorter than that.
@@gamedominatorxennongdm7956 I don't know about that. Plenty of the nations listed at the short end of average height aren't exactly corporate controlled third world countries. ....A surprisingly large amount of them are first world democracies. And almost every single African country scores well on average height despite both dictatorships and malnutrition. ...Hmm
@@clothar23 It's malnutrition of the Mayan populace in that country that causes short height. Guatemala is still controlled by the leftovers of the Spanish empire that seek to subjugate the Mayan people and the best way to do that is by starvation. I'm Mayan, both my parents are Mayan and I have cousins who are Mayan. Every Mayan I know who grew up outside of that country are all around 5'9 to 6'0, that's because we aren't persecuted by the genocidal government of Guatemala everyday and have decent access to food that allows to grow to our actual height. The other person is also right, that country is a playground for American corporations so much so that it was the first country to be called a banana republic due to the influence those corp. have on the countries politics, especially Chiquita Banana's. They have time and time again installed white supremacist dictators that terrorize the Mayan populace with genocides and starve them which causes the short height.
So.... If we ignored the fact that she's above the age of twelve for a second and only looked at height.... She'd be legally required to use a booster seat in cars. Parents of children her height are breaking the law in Germany if none is used.
Look, being tall isn't all what it's cracked up to be. I'm 6'8" myself and let me tell you, the expenses I need to pay for regular clothing would make a burgermeister shit himself.
@@faryjung1710 I just wish I could find properly fitting shoes. It sounds like a little thing but I went to EVERY shoes store in my city and not one had my size. Life isn't made for the tall and I envy Lily here on her ability to be able to find stuff at the least.
as a short guy I have to say the idea that Lily is 3 inches shorter than me makes me so happy. Now that I'm older there's all these cute smol girls and I'm thinking "where the heck were you all when I was 18 and the only girls I could ask out were 5 inches taller than me :)
Well I'm almost 2 meters tall and it starts to get annoying especially doorframes Oh yeah and the German average height is absolutely true, i am in Austria and most people are about 180 or 173 cm so i can imagine Germany is similair
I just created an FFXIV Miqote character and I wanted her to be like Touko in Blooming into You - tall, refined... Apparently Square believes that "tall" for Miqote is 162,5 cm, so Shylily is most likely tall by their standards.
@@IchbinX I never got why girls would consider beeing smol a disadvantage. I never heard of any dude who said he didn't like a girl because she's too small - more of the opposite, actually.
@@7shinta7 I have a couple of tiny girl-friends, and it's mostly just getting around. Hopping up in cars, climbing stepping stools in the kitchen, etc. But yeah, they hate it when ppl point out how small they are, whether its endearing, or not.
@@7shinta7 I mean, with an average of around 165, 160 is "smol" and cute. 150 is kind of a freak of nature. I beat that at age 11. Clerks won't even sell her a soda without an ID.
I think she said sometime before, that she is 4'9 ft. I remeber it, because of Ironmouse, who is 4'10 ft and i memo it as that she is one inch smaller.
just to twist the salted knive a bit thanks google: The average German is 172.87cm (5' 67 ) tall on average. The average German man is 179.88cm (5'9 ) tall. *The average German woman is 165.86cm (5'44 ) tall.* and yes i have yet to meet a german *woman* below 5'2 feet informationstand of 26.06.2019 Edit: thanks to a helpful comment i fixed the conversion mistakes i made
Nah she's German. They can be tall too but I think like in Bavaria the "normal" physique traits are small woman with brown hair. But still she's small yeah.
The average height for women in Germany is approximately 1.66 meters (5 feet 5.35 inches) tall. At least now. So yeah she smol, even more now the before.
Lily single-handedly dragging the average height in Germany down
thought she was in the netherlands
wtf is going on?
@@tacticallemon7518 she's german born but currently living in the netherlands, I can only imagine what she looks like standing next to the locals.
And I put it up again.
😂
"5'5" can't possibly be the average height for women in Germany."
It's actually 5'7" but Lilly's very existence brought the average down 2 inches.
Doesn't she live in the Netherlands right now? If so oh boy I feel for her, I'm short at 6'.
@@JCGver Unless I'm mistaken she's German born. But yeah the Netherlands is literally a land of frost giants. Saw a pic of Hafthor, world famous powerlifter and the man that played The Mountain in GOT, take a pic with 2 fans of his in the Netherlands and they made him look like a manlet
@@punishedbearzerker5400 Pretty sure I know which pic you're talking about. Different posts make up backstories and shit but apparently those weren't just random fans/his brothers/whatever else.
They're players for the Icelandic basketball team
@@UnliVW Ah that makes sense. It's pretty much a contractual obligation to be a freak of nature to be a pro basketball player.
The Dutch are stretched at birth so that if the Netherlands ever floods they can keep their heads above water. It's another part of their famous flood defences.
Lily: I'm average height in Japan!
Me: But Japanese people are generally short....
and she is shorter than the avg japanese female human too
*_Uh oh._*
“I’m average height in japan”
Right, that’s still short
thats the joke my guy
"Listen listen. Somewhere there's a average height?" So by that logic. So lily is tall compared to Hobbits
Sadly no.. But you know.. She is taller than most imps.. So there is that.
average of sample size of 1
@@UndyingZombie so either out 2 inches right ? 😁
Or maybe an average hobbit height.
Even in Guatemala the place she chose she was only *almost* at average.
It's even more painful when you sort that wiki by shortest height and find out Guatemala is literally the lowest on the entire list except a handful of countries that don't report their data.
@@Naraku-no-Hana-WE Well then.
she is 5 feet tall?
@@PentaSquares I think a bit shorter.
It’s funny considering Hispanic mothers are basically liliputans
Wait, lilyputans…. put a pin in that one
I am Guatemalan. The fact that she is shorter than the average Guatemalan woman is shocking to me.
I legit did not know people could be shorter than that.
"Chat, I'm big."
Lily, there is only one area in which you are big.
Her heart
Her brain
@@OwlWithATrowel Big hearts need big chests.
Tail
In her faith to the Emperor.
But Smol is cute she should just accept it
Yes
How do u make a moving avatar like this
@@cupidok2768 good question, do u wanna be a vtuber too?
@@GreenPoint_one yes
@@cupidok2768 I'd like to try it too 😁
She said she can move to Guatemala and "be ALMOST average height" not just "be average height" lol
Damm Guatemala tiny then. What's with all these short people ? Did no one introduce the concept of milk and vegetables to them ?
Thats what years of dictatorship and corporate control does to a nation.
@@gamedominatorxennongdm7956 I don't know about that. Plenty of the nations listed at the short end of average height aren't exactly corporate controlled third world countries.
....A surprisingly large amount of them are first world democracies. And almost every single African country scores well on average height despite both dictatorships and malnutrition.
...Hmm
@@clothar23 Well there are other factors to consider but we'll be here forever if I attempted to explain it.
@@clothar23 It's malnutrition of the Mayan populace in that country that causes short height. Guatemala is still controlled by the leftovers of the Spanish empire that seek to subjugate the Mayan people and the best way to do that is by starvation. I'm Mayan, both my parents are Mayan and I have cousins who are Mayan. Every Mayan I know who grew up outside of that country are all around 5'9 to 6'0, that's because we aren't persecuted by the genocidal government of Guatemala everyday and have decent access to food that allows to grow to our actual height. The other person is also right, that country is a playground for American corporations so much so that it was the first country to be called a banana republic due to the influence those corp. have on the countries politics, especially Chiquita Banana's. They have time and time again installed white supremacist dictators that terrorize the Mayan populace with genocides and starve them which causes the short height.
I said it in chat and I'll say it again: she got that oompa loompa height going.😂
>I'm 4'11
>see, they are 4'11, and they are jsut like three cm taller than me
>an inch is 2.54 cm
>she's actually not even 4'11 then
Lily is smol and thicc and adorable and so much more, a lot of greatness in a small package and I love it.
So....
If we ignored the fact that she's above the age of twelve for a second and only looked at height....
She'd be legally required to use a booster seat in cars. Parents of children her height are breaking the law in Germany if none is used.
"four foot nine is the magic number" as those annoying commercials drilled into my head
Maybe it's different in Germany
i just spit out what i was drinking reading this
@@jadethenidoran Germany does not use US customs units, but SI, So yes, we do not have 1.4478m as the magic number. :P
It's 1.50m.
@@jadethenidoran in the Netherlands it's 150cm, I would have to guess it would be the same in Germany.
lmao
Oh my god she barely comes up to my shoulders that's adorable
She comes to your shoulders? I wonder if she even reaches nip height with me.
i literally got 50cm to spare, where does that put her? Against my midriff?
This was the first time I got to see her live and OMG she is adorable
Trueeeee
Wow, she barely escaped being qualified as having dwarfism and she lives in the land of frost giants.
That silence after she learns the average height in japan is deafening
Look, being tall isn't all what it's cracked up to be. I'm 6'8" myself and let me tell you, the expenses I need to pay for regular clothing would make a burgermeister shit himself.
I'd you don't mind me asking, what was the most amusing reaction you got from people upon seeing you?
@@faryjung1710 Double takes, some people just looking up from their phone and not processing that I'm a literal giant.
@@JessZomb that's pretty funny to imagine.
@@faryjung1710 I just wish I could find properly fitting shoes. It sounds like a little thing but I went to EVERY shoes store in my city and not one had my size. Life isn't made for the tall and I envy Lily here on her ability to be able to find stuff at the least.
@@JessZomb oof. that suck a large, phallic, meaty thing if I say so myself.
I'd adopt Lily and keep her as a pet--I have a 20gal fishtank she'd fit right into, nyao!
*Stares down from 6'3" with smug face*
You d be staring down most humans even me at 5'10
6'0 here looking down Smol and Cute Lily who deserves some cuddles....
Being Smol is a good thing. It means you're perfect size for head pats and shoulder rides.
Shylily: (struggling not to say guacamole) "Guac... Guac... Guac... I'm having a stroke, haha!"
2:33 Deadass thought she was going to say "Guantanamo Bay"
It's ok Lily, a smol orcat is fine too.
She makes my sister look like a giant and she's like 5'4
Lily: "See? We just move to guatemal-quat-guan-Guantanamo"
Lily is the average height of Ireland if you include all the leprechauns
3 leprechauns in a trenchcoat. Maybe.
lol 0:06 I think she in denial
There's nothing wrong darling, you being smaller will just intensify a man's instincts to protect and love you more
Lily is perfect the way she is
Shotstack lily is perfection.
as a short guy I have to say the idea that Lily is 3 inches shorter than me makes me so happy. Now that I'm older there's all these cute smol girls and I'm thinking "where the heck were you all when I was 18 and the only girls I could ask out were 5 inches taller than me :)
Well I'm almost 2 meters tall and it starts to get annoying especially doorframes
Oh yeah and the German average height is absolutely true, i am in Austria and most people are about 180 or 173 cm so i can imagine Germany is similair
Very true. I wish I could lose half a foot or so of my height cause I hate being tall.
@@PhoenixBorn666 I wish I could take your half foot from you lol. I always feel short next to my friends
I'm very proud with my 1.69 meters height. It's a very nice.
1.95 here. I feel you.
@rimacutem of Alsvartrsmiðr All the power to you my fellow commentator.
dude the way she is drawing on it looks like some sort of crazy conspiracy board
So what I’m hearing lily is that I can use your head as a very cute armrest.
'They'll only be 3cm bigger.'
3cm is over an inch...
Ohh no, it's a shylily, protect your knee caps.
Shins
Moving to Guatemala to be ALMOST average height took me out
If Lily is average height, then I'm average sized.
Im avarage height in Japan! -She is not- Listen, im avarage heigth somewhere! - Me, Yeha its called Middle Earth -
Only in the Shire. Even the dwarves trend taller. Let alone the Elves and Men.
I just created an FFXIV Miqote character and I wanted her to be like Touko in Blooming into You - tall, refined...
Apparently Square believes that "tall" for Miqote is 162,5 cm, so Shylily is most likely tall by their standards.
in Guatemala people are small because they are underfed, but the Japanese are... just small.
Accept smol, accept cute.
Shy Lilly more like smol Lilly
For a german, she's quite a shorty eh.
I was about to say. Probably why she's so insecure about it. XD
@@IchbinX
I never got why girls would consider beeing smol a disadvantage. I never heard of any dude who said he didn't like a girl because she's too small - more of the opposite, actually.
@@7shinta7 I have a couple of tiny girl-friends, and it's mostly just getting around. Hopping up in cars, climbing stepping stools in the kitchen, etc. But yeah, they hate it when ppl point out how small they are, whether its endearing, or not.
@@IchbinX
Sounds adorable. 😊❤️
Though I can imagine they'd hate to hear somebody say that. 😅
@@7shinta7
I mean, with an average of around 165, 160 is "smol" and cute. 150 is kind of a freak of nature. I beat that at age 11. Clerks won't even sell her a soda without an ID.
The fuck she's at best 4'10 ft 🤣
I think she said sometime before, that she is 4'9 ft. I remeber it, because of Ironmouse, who is 4'10 ft and i memo it as that she is one inch smaller.
No joke i went to Japan and most people were the height of my chest, grown adults
2:32 she was so close to saying “Move to guacamole.”
She 4’9” I believe…..and her hair is about 18” off the ground
I dont thibk she realizes shes a whole fetish
4’11” is a very cute height, so I’d say this is fine.
"explain your smollness"
"am shylil"
Lilly is a giant in Wompington, but a dwarf in the rest of the world.
1:14
That's what... he said?
She's not smol. She's "Fun Size."
She's so damn smol and cute
I love when I human behind the vr persona breaks though
I realize now she's only an inch taller than the funny smol same.
She is Fun size.
just to twist the salted knive a bit thanks google:
The average German is 172.87cm (5' 67 ) tall on average.
The average German man is 179.88cm (5'9 ) tall.
*The average German woman is 165.86cm (5'44 ) tall.* and yes i have yet to meet a german *woman* below 5'2 feet
informationstand of 26.06.2019
Edit: thanks to a helpful comment i fixed the conversion mistakes i made
I think the math on the conversion there needs some work.172.87 cm to 179.88 cm is not a difference of only 0.75 inches.
@@Tyrian3k
. . . Well shit . . .yeah imma Use Google for this now thanks for the Information
Me 6.0: thats an adorable little gold fish
Could’ve sworn chat was gonna say “yeh, she’s average height.. in Willy wonka’s factory” LMAO
woah she's smoler than 1,5m?
I'm actually a boy and come from germany too and well
I'm 1-2cm smoler than the average female...
Smolily is so adorable.
I don’t care what height Lily is! She’s perfect the way she is!
(BTW: Lily’s height is measured in adorability)
It's okay lily being short means it's easier to carry.
Thorin Oakenshield is taller than her: let that sink in...
Don't feel bad Lily, as showcase you're above average in height for Bangladesh
isnt she in the Netherlands ...like tallest people in the world? so jeah very smoll
Nah she's German. They can be tall too but I think like in Bavaria the "normal" physique traits are small woman with brown hair. But still she's small yeah.
@@revan22 She is born in Germany but she lives in the netherlands Marvin is right
@@debraerts9171 oh ok
I've been to Guatemala... Bring plenty of water. It's hot.
At this point I have concluded that I am the same height as lily
I don't see the problem with being short, then again I'm 6' 2.5" so most people are short from my perspective. Still, shortstacks are top tier.
“You are tall and I’m sma-average, I’m average”
She actually googled the oompa loompa height *WHEEZE*
lily is the average height of lily.
4'6 in a conversion she did. And average height for a teen was 4'10"
Shes just about 4'11"? Thats smol and adorbs
It's surprising how well she pronounced my homeland the first 2 times
Lily's not smol, she's funsized :D all the better to pick up when she doesn't want to leave the beach.
Adorable (:
I am Guatemalan and my sister and me are both taller than Lily.
"I'm moving to Guacamole"
Friendly Orca is best Orca...
-Kuroi Fenris
So, Lily want's to come to guatemala? DALE
my 11y old sister is around her height she so smol xd
She's as tall as a love doll and that's good enough for me. She got the proportions too.
Lily is an adorable, T H I C C, love doll.
Womp womp~
She's average in places like Laos, Guatemala or East Timor (top 3 lowest height average)
Shilily by herself made the entire German female height average go down by 2cm
4' 11" wtf SHE'S MICRO!! LMAO
Star Platinum looking down to lily: "i am 6.3 | and the fact koichi is 5.2
"I'm 4'11""
Bruh she's barely up to my chest wtf
*ques* taking the hobbits to isengard
just moving to gua-- guan-- guantanamala
The average height for women in Germany is approximately 1.66 meters (5 feet 5.35 inches) tall.
At least now. So yeah she smol, even more now the before.
For every 5 vtubers I watch at least 3 are short
Man, short stacks are adorable!
4:14
I guess she didn't know who the pygmy peoples are, lol
I'm sure she's average height for people of some age somewhere!
German here and last time I have been measured head to toe I stood at roughly 175 cm / 5ft. 7in.
SILENCE !! This sound is the best you ever make :)
Deutsch zu sein ist schon ziemlich krass also yup, cool!
I work with a hostess who is 4’9”….she’s eligible for a handicap parking placard