'Until I emaciate her' was already taken by a previous commenter. You don't really want do double up on that kind of thing. It waters down the message.
I mean, generally I mostly agree with that sentiment. In a consensual relationship between two people who both want to while swinging from hammocks, whatever In a consensual relationship between two people who want to dress up as Fifty Shades of Grey characters, whatever But for the love of God, at some point YES. YES, kink shame. Actual (nonconsensual ) violence against actual women is NOT okay
@@NicoBaker-u4m like I totally agree with the honest sentiment... But there's no way he wasn't joking, like I don't think anyone saw that comment and went "awww that's so romantic"
Reminds me of a Dilbert comic where he's dating a woman who can read minds. He explains, "I just want you to know that however s ary, these are just the normal thoughts every man has." The next panel shows her horrified, and then he responds, "Maybe not that one."
@@toddmacadam3888the worst things i think about all the time is deleting random men on the street because they slightly pissed me off. And all the kinky shit i think about random women on the street.
Just found out about Fiona today. She is the funniest female comedian i encountered in years. You have a very exquisite mix of nonesense and dark humor. I also like how you play with the dissonance between your physical condition, and your exreme beauty. I truely wish you great success, and hopefull a cure for your condtion would be available as soon as possible
@@natthekiwi7074Yes. "Female" is a type of comedian. This helps narrow down types of comedians. Men and women are different. I'm black and I still have favorite black comedians and favorite white comedians. Who cares? In the comedy genre no less?
Fi you're such an inspiration to so many and you are truly loved by all you're fans. You are incredible and beautiful and down right funny. Just keep going ❤
Aww.... Fiona read my comment. That's adorable. I'm just kidding. I'm not THAT guy. But I would keep her in my furnished basement. Feed her gummy bears, and give her gentle head-pats. But I wouldn't restrain her down there. That's just crazy talk.... It's not like she could get up and run off. 😇💖
@@Dee-nonamnamrson8718 My point? I'm not the OP. Regardless, she said she gets a lot of vile comments as a disabled woman, and you proceeded to gaslight her about it, proving her point. You don't even know this woman and you act like you can judge her personality. You also don't know what people have said to her, so you're defending comments you know nothing about. So yeah, you proved her point. Congratulations.
@@Dee-nonamnamrson8718My point? I'm not the OP. Regardless, she said she gets a lot of vile comments as a disabled woman, and you proceeded to gaslight her about it, proving her point. You don't even know this woman and you act like you can judge her personality. You also don't know what people have said to her, so you're defending comments you know nothing about. So yeah, you proved her point. Congratulations.
When a man says he wants to chain a woman to his radiator he's usually expressing his love and admiration of her beauty, the rest of that comment implies the writer has some messed up ideas about romance though lol
@@cyrusthe0ther795 I'm not sure what that means in this context. Are you saying you don't think this guy should even be evaluated after saying something so crazy?
@@river7874 Personal attacks only degrade the quality of intelligent discourse. 1) The Supreme Court has never held the position that freedom of speech is an unlimited right, and 2) "Jokes" should be funny, not abusive and hateful.
I'm a sex worker. I once had a client tell me I was so good at what I did that he wanted to chain me to a radiator. needless to say, I gtfo as soon as possible. there's some crazy guys out there for sure. most are just lonely and want to get off, but some of them are straight up woman hating psychos
makes me so mad and upset what women are forced to go through in this patriarchy. I was just reading some feminist poetry and saw this vid. Infuriated. 6” btw
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That's crazy! A chain link fence would destroy the wood chipper!
You make a really good point
lol I was wondering how it would handle it. I guess head first just in case
Exactly what I was thinking!
Was going to say, the dude who wrote that has probably never touched a tool in his life.
That's what you are worried about???? Jesus Christ
That's not negative comment- that is a psychopath's love letter...
i was thinking this sounds like something the handsome guy from always sunny would say to his friend about a girl he liked
@@scratthesquirrel5242Dennis, and yes he's a psychopath.
Hell, I'm pretty turned on right now....
@@filipjphry3282 Look, we have no evidence that Dennis is Actually a psychopath...
Right!! I was thinking the guy just wanted to help her career. Which seemingly is going quite well. My review would be “This is one funny Chick”!! ❤😂🎉
Average Cannibal Corpse song
Real!
Which is why I don't listen to Cannibal Corpse!! 😂😂
No, that is way more imaginative than a cannibal corpse song.
@@robertaylor9218wasn't the same ever since Chris Barnes
💯🙌🤣🤣
Damn... That sounds like a lot of work. Like the logistics alone would be crazy.
It's kinda sad that nobody cares enough about that guy to go into that much effort even crafting the narrative, let alone making it happen.
Maybe he's a site manager and just has all that stuff laying around already 😂
Where there's a will, there's a way.😂
She’s already on wheels, which could be convenient.
The dude sounds like a hard worker. A real go-get her
I lost it at ‘meat Picasso’
Yarp!! 🍺⚡🍺
and I lost it at 'emaciates'
Whatever lights your candle, I guess…
That line was the funniest for sure
Sounds like a great song
The commenter after getting arrested: "It was a joke! Can't people take a joke anymore"?
"I'm sorry, I thought this was America!" 😂
I have actually said things approximately as bad as this to my coworkers before.
@@gadellomagnollo1810why..?
"Cancel culture strikes again!" -Senator Armstrong
No. Not in first world countries
I love how the comment says, "until she emaciates herself" as if it's her fault. Just to make it a tiny bit more sociopathic.
It is just the correct verb declination for the context
@@marcolinosalgarone9442lol fr
@@marcolinosalgarone9442until she becomes emaciated?
I mean it wasn't like he wouldn't provide her grade a delicious dog food so I guess she would be doing it to herself
'Until I emaciate her' was already taken by a previous commenter. You don't really want do double up on that kind of thing. It waters down the message.
You missed the final “I wish my step mom would quit commenting on my videos.”
Who is she the queen in snow white?
😂😂
"This guy sounds like a real jerk!" -Norm MacDonald
RIP Turd Ferguson
Man of culture
I didn't even know he was sick.
A real hypocrite!
@@jfr45er
Ya know, the hypocrisy was the WORST part
"He uh, he called me gay."
I love her chilled out, "not so bad" tone.
She’s seen worse.
pretty sure its a side effect of her body deteriorating >.> but yeah, me too lol
Some women can't take a compliment, I poured my heart out in that comment only to be publicly shamed for my honesty
All that love, only to be met by restraining orders, a straightjacket and a room with a padded wall.
Romance truly is dead!
Romance is one helluva drug
"It's kinda messed up right" .... don't kink shame.
I mean, generally I mostly agree with that sentiment. In a consensual relationship between two people who both want to while swinging from hammocks, whatever
In a consensual relationship between two people who want to dress up as Fifty Shades of Grey characters, whatever
But for the love of God, at some point YES. YES, kink shame. Actual (nonconsensual ) violence against actual women is NOT okay
@@NicoBaker-u4mBut if she consented, it would be ok?
@@NicoBaker-u4mwhat about against the pretend women? Is it ok then? Asking for a friend…
@@NicoBaker-u4m like I totally agree with the honest sentiment... But there's no way he wasn't joking, like I don't think anyone saw that comment and went "awww that's so romantic"
@@NicoBaker-u4mWe SHOULD kink shame
And we wonder why we always get kicked out of therapy 😂
Reminds me of a Dilbert comic where he's dating a woman who can read minds. He explains, "I just want you to know that however s ary, these are just the normal thoughts every man has." The next panel shows her horrified, and then he responds, "Maybe not that one."
@@toddmacadam3888dilbert is peak comic
@@toddmacadam3888the worst things i think about all the time is deleting random men on the street because they slightly pissed me off. And all the kinky shit i think about random women on the street.
A "local" art exhibit specifically. Support local business!
lol. Couldn't stop laughing after each pause, knowing it was just going to get darker.
Just found out about Fiona today. She is the funniest female comedian i encountered in years. You have a very exquisite mix of nonesense and dark humor. I also like how you play with the dissonance between your physical condition, and your exreme beauty. I truely wish you great success, and hopefull a cure for your condtion would be available as soon as possible
This!
I wanna see fiona cauley and fern brady do a roast.
Did you need to add female in there?
@natthekiwi7074 it's a fair question, and you do have a point.
@@natthekiwi7074Yes. "Female" is a type of comedian. This helps narrow down types of comedians. Men and women are different. I'm black and I still have favorite black comedians and favorite white comedians. Who cares? In the comedy genre no less?
She's so pretty. She's already art.
That’s not a psychopath that’s just friendly engagement
social media doesn't know the difference.
And then, there is Reddit.
No.
That chainlink fence will realy fuck up the woodchipper 😅❤☮️✊️
I'd be flattered by how thoughtful the commenter is
Oh so that is what girls mean when they say they want a thoughtful man. Got it
Subscribed from watching Kill Tony. So witty and funny. Plus, Roseanne loves her so much!
I loved your set on KT 😂
"Vegetables cant eat Vegetables " made me choke to death ☠️
It's almost like people be crazy and then crazies have a computer too.
she's so beautiful 😍
At least people are spending the time to type it. All that dude got was "this guy sucks." Can't even be hated with affection.
At an art exhibit? That dude is offering some great exposure!
Fi you're such an inspiration to so many and you are truly loved by all you're fans. You are incredible and beautiful and down right funny. Just keep going ❤
New subscriber, fucking love your comedy. Genuinely hilarious. 😂
She’s hilarious.”Ramp enthusiast”.🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Aww.... Fiona read my comment. That's adorable.
I'm just kidding. I'm not THAT guy. But I would keep her in my furnished basement. Feed her gummy bears, and give her gentle head-pats. But I wouldn't restrain her down there. That's just crazy talk.... It's not like she could get up and run off. 😇💖
This guy right here officer.
@@CWHolleman
You can't prove a thing!
This giant bag of gummy bears I'm holding means nothing!
I lost it at the Picasso part
This is so accurate to women’s content and especially if the woman is another minority. I’ve gotten vile stuff said to me as a disabled woman fr
I think that most likely could be attributed to your personality.
@@Dee-nonamnamrson8718Way to prove the point. Jerk.
@@Rosemy12 Can you explain to me how I proved your point?
@@Dee-nonamnamrson8718 My point? I'm not the OP. Regardless, she said she gets a lot of vile comments as a disabled woman, and you proceeded to gaslight her about it, proving her point. You don't even know this woman and you act like you can judge her personality. You also don't know what people have said to her, so you're defending comments you know nothing about. So yeah, you proved her point. Congratulations.
@@Dee-nonamnamrson8718My point? I'm not the OP. Regardless, she said she gets a lot of vile comments as a disabled woman, and you proceeded to gaslight her about it, proving her point. You don't even know this woman and you act like you can judge her personality. You also don't know what people have said to her, so you're defending comments you know nothing about. So yeah, you proved her point. Congratulations.
your hair is absolutely gorgeous, here's for a nice comment byyye😅
It is. I sniff it every night.
When a man says he wants to chain a woman to his radiator he's usually expressing his love and admiration of her beauty, the rest of that comment implies the writer has some messed up ideas about romance though lol
I know, man - OP made such a strong start before he lost his way,
@@jeffrey.p.thornton yeah lol, it was a good opening but he overdid it and talked himself right into creepy/scary territory. Sad! v😌v
As if chaining a woman to a radiator is the quintessential idea of romance 😂
@@Ranesbane 😆
@@Ranesbane Well, if you respect a woman, you wait until the third date.
That’s insane. Fiona is goddamn treasure!!!
And they wonder why so many women prefer the bear...
F off with that BS already. All those who chose the bear choose the bear because they can't choose men
Tips fedora
She didn't say the comment came from a man.
Sexist.
Because the horrible death comes faster that way?
Dude. Don’t stop being awesome. I love you guys
All I heard is they think you look like a piece of art
😂😂😂😂 I love this comedian she's hilarious
She just makes me want to eat my vegetables.
You're hilarious! Such good dry writing and delivery. Not just on this vid, but lots of them. I hope you lean into it and keep crushing!
I can't believe someone would take the time to comment something like that. That's just so unhinged it's unbelievable. He didn't deserve that!
"This dude sucks" man, thats too far. They really crossed the line with that one.
...I think we can safely say that guy needs to immediately be taken in for mental health evaluation and treatment and not released any time soon.
Two wrongs don't make a right
@@cyrusthe0ther795 I'm not sure what that means in this context. Are you saying you don't think this guy should even be evaluated after saying something so crazy?
@stormthrush37 exactly otherwise he's just another person chained ti a radiator
Or maybe he's just posting edgy shit because he knows idiots on the Internet will get all salty over it.
@@river7874 Personal attacks only degrade the quality of intelligent discourse. 1) The Supreme Court has never held the position that freedom of speech is an unlimited right, and 2) "Jokes" should be funny, not abusive and hateful.
Man shes great, wish her a long live.
I think dude was just sharing his favorite death metal lyrics with you.
This is some Vantablack Humor... and I love it.
😂😂😂 charming text 😂
Saw Fiona on Kill Tony recently- brilliant, realty brilliant
I worry about the people who walk the streets somedays... some probably think of stuff like this if not worse.
He was told he sucks. Y'all acting like this isn't twice worse as what people told her.
He was told he sucks. I hope he's doing well 😢
That is some Poughkeepsie Tapes level shit. 🤣
She's beautiful wlah ❤
Tom Segura writes such lovely poems
You had me at red hair😊
What a monster, it's really impolite to say that someone sucks
Please tell me you wrote that!! Yes it’s kinda messed up. And it’s hilarious because it’s possibly true!
I'm a sex worker. I once had a client tell me I was so good at what I did that he wanted to chain me to a radiator.
needless to say, I gtfo as soon as possible.
there's some crazy guys out there for sure. most are just lonely and want to get off, but some of them are straight up woman hating psychos
Sounds like a 90's serial killer movie
it amazes me how real psychopaths are always creative minded people
Thank you king 👑
makes me so mad and upset what women are forced to go through in this patriarchy.
I was just reading some feminist poetry and saw this vid.
Infuriated.
6” btw
She’s funny as hell. Love this girl!!
This is hilarious.
Radiator in a basement : the dude got somewhere to live, he invites you and with radiator you would never get cold, what are you complaining about ?!
I mean, my radiator is free 🥴
I spent 20 years in the can, I ate grilled cheese on the radiator, I had to compromise and you're talking about your radiator is free??
Whatever happend there...@@everia_games
That's a awesome death metal lyrics, right there.
This is the internet, that is just friendly banter.
that was oddly specific
"What do yours say?"
"Damn he's hot, what's his name?"
Dear women, we aren't all like this. Sincerely, majority of men.
"Messed up meat Picasso" 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Gotta hand it to her creativity for coming up with the response 😂. If that was a real comment daaaaamn😂
Believe it or not..... That OP must really love her work if they're writing that passionately.
That's the worse part me thinks.
She killed on Kill Tony. Would love to see her back.
I've had a man of about 45 look me dead in the face (I was 18) and say "I want to put you in the trunk of my car."
His 16 year old son was not amused.
You are breathtaking beautiful be strong and God bless sweetie
Liked and Subscribed 🏆
Also:
Please, for the love of humanity,
Tell me those comments are not real
If someone said that to me it would be the best compliment I’ve ever received.
Man her mannerisms are hilarious! Better than most comedians who just sit their insulting people
All I have to say is Fiona is absolutely gorgeous. And very funny.
What tf! Fiona, you are an inspiration.
This the chick from kill Tony? Funny af
"A messed up meat picasso" 😂 thats so absurd
Had my fingers crossed that it would take a cannibalistic route. Oh well. 🤷🏻♂️
Just giving a heads up: the channel is going to blow up soon. Best of the success to you mate.
Here i thought it was gonna be a bunch of " thats a red taco truck i wanna drive" or "WOW! taco delivery service!" or some variation of such.
I’m not a big fan of modern art, but that’s an exhibit I’d go see.
Oh, it's that ramp enthusiast I saw the other day! 😀
All I heard was; much like art, she’s beautiful to look at. 😍
I’d be entertained on how creative they sound.
I'm sure there's someone out there that would want to make art out of you. No need for jealousy, man.
Clearly loves her more than life itself and was abused by his mother. She can fix him 😂
Best psychopathic Valentine card ever. 🧐😳🥺😂🤣👍♥️😈😈😈🙊🙈🙉
LMFAO jesus christ it just keeps going
You ain't gotta read all the comments. Take the positivity, ignore the rest. You're doing way better as a comedian than most.
The fact that she probably wrote this joke exhibits her legendary comedic genius.
Hey... He just said what we're all thinking. 🤷🏽♂️
Can't fault the guy for being honest.
Ever thought about working for Audible? Just kidding, you were awesome on KT.
That deserves a TV series.
That's some beautiful hair.