Why We Can’t Retire | Patriot Act with Hasan Minhaj | Netflix

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @SylwerFox
    @SylwerFox 4 года назад +3434

    "just don't die"
    *Death rates drop to 0%*

    • @rosellaaalm-ahearn1760
      @rosellaaalm-ahearn1760 4 года назад +11

      Are you quoting Charlotte Bronte? Jane Eyre, "I must stay healthy and not die."

    • @ksasidhar2980
      @ksasidhar2980 4 года назад +9

      Rosella A Alm-Ahearn 3:29

    • @SSBMA1994
      @SSBMA1994 4 года назад +20

      I live for that comment lol.
      "How did you live so long?
      "Just don't die."
      Me: Duh.

    • @TheSecondVersion
      @TheSecondVersion 4 года назад +9

      They were born before death was invented in 1877 by John Death, after he tried to sleep two times at once.

    • @spookymulder1171
      @spookymulder1171 4 года назад +3

      Like 666!

  • @MrWasayB
    @MrWasayB 5 лет назад +2019

    "I've been eating ass for 54 years". An episode has never started this strong...

  • @Adeone7368
    @Adeone7368 4 года назад +601

    “Just dont die”
    -That one random elderly woman who was asked how she got past 100

  • @blacktable2203
    @blacktable2203 5 лет назад +1742

    I got anxiety from watching this episode,
    and I just 23.

    • @HJima
      @HJima 4 года назад +34

      Honestly same, that's why I'm saving up my money to invest in index funds & stock. I hope Yang becomes our President because if Bernie wins and taxes Wall Street more it'll affect my chance of investing in Index Funds at all, and that terrifies me that one of my only other alternative option is going to get taken away.

    • @thatoneguy7792
      @thatoneguy7792 4 года назад +52

      I’m a 16 and I got anxiety

    • @---cr8nw
      @---cr8nw 4 года назад +19

      Your best shot at retirement is to have a plan. It's certainly doable. The biggest thing is to buy a house; don't rent. If you buy a house before you're 30 and stick to the 30 year mortgage no matter what (even if you move), you'll have a house paid off before you retire. That drastically reduces how much money you need coming in each month during retirement.

    • @---cr8nw
      @---cr8nw 4 года назад

      @@user-lg3yj2fz2j, hope you like slums.

    • @hakonkvande6767
      @hakonkvande6767 4 года назад +9

      I envy your youth, not your future.

  • @phoenix5054
    @phoenix5054 5 лет назад +3687

    “Millennials will not listen to me if they know I’m old.”
    Bernie Sanders has joined the chat.

    • @giri1478
      @giri1478 5 лет назад +93

      1% has left the chat :P

    • @ivicaignjatovic5890
      @ivicaignjatovic5890 5 лет назад +84

      @@giri1478 1% owns the chat :))

    • @basicstickfigure1087
      @basicstickfigure1087 5 лет назад +14

      Millennials think that when the Baby Boomers are gone, they will inherit the country, and it's wealth. Like Generation X doesn't exist ? Sorry but you got another 30 or 40 years to wait.

    • @RazorEdge2006
      @RazorEdge2006 5 лет назад +41

      @@basicstickfigure1087 Gen X is the silent generation. They're just eating popcorn and watching the Millennial vs. Boomer war, and then Gen X will take over by surprise.

    • @Pineyapplecent
      @Pineyapplecent 5 лет назад +5

      @@RazorEdge2006 they are those cousins and uncles and millennials are not a match for them! They are the lion in the form of a baby cub. Millennials think Boomers are bad wait until they go toe to toe with a Generation X! For instance millennials want free college and a living wage Generation X will negotiate one year of free college and $12.50 minimum wage and won't care if they scream injustice neither.

  • @palaksharma1777
    @palaksharma1777 5 лет назад +1887

    I'm not even kidding my Indian mother has repeatedly mentioned that I'm their retirement savings. It's scary because even I don't know if I'll be able to make it for myself.

    • @relentless3727
      @relentless3727 5 лет назад +110

      You can make it.. You will make it!
      Have faith in your abilities and think positive... The Universe is listening!!

    • @benjaminplatt4109
      @benjaminplatt4109 5 лет назад +17

      You're stronger together than alone.

    • @Sergio-fu7mv
      @Sergio-fu7mv 5 лет назад +44

      Nikki C literally everyone’s parents are like that, but the majority of Americans don’t think like that, or go through that. Literally in every country kids are almost like a lottery ticket (in a good way), yet a lot of Americans don’t get that. They get treated well, and provided for by their parents, and when they start to do well they dump there parents in a retirement home. It’s sad.

    • @masternobin
      @masternobin 5 лет назад +19

      Parents saying that to a daughter in india is very rare. You should be proud of it.

    • @deniseproxima2601
      @deniseproxima2601 5 лет назад +8

      @@Sergio-fu7mv The parents have had a good live, good jobs, money - tell the kids they must care for them without a good job and only say:try harder or don't come home.

  • @serenesista
    @serenesista 5 лет назад +3489

    I’ve never seen anyone else play along with Hasan’s jokes like Bernie. Love the guy, he’s so funny.

  • @StudioVoodooMusic
    @StudioVoodooMusic 4 года назад +1430

    My Dad died at an Emeritus facility because of a bedsore, and caregivers there stole all my mom's jewelry after his death. I will gladly join any Class Action Lawsuit that takes them on.

    • @thehighpriestess8431
      @thehighpriestess8431 4 года назад +63

      StudioVoodooMusic I am sorry that happened

    • @killmemadame7046
      @killmemadame7046 4 года назад +4

      Marx joined the chat

    • @TatianaGlare-jy4iv
      @TatianaGlare-jy4iv 4 года назад +1

      so sad, I am sure those caregivers were immigrants, otherwise who else works in that industry- immigrants not always mean decent.

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 4 года назад +18

      @@TatianaGlare-jy4iv
      As someone who isn't hoping to brake my back by 35 and plans on eventually affording a cockroach free apartment I wouldn't work in a nursing home, rich peoples kids are lighter at equivalent risk of sexual assault... stealing from people who aren't living in dignity either however isn't currently beyond me.

    • @Jabranalibabry
      @Jabranalibabry 4 года назад +5

      I'm sorry, brother

  • @Smilley85
    @Smilley85 5 лет назад +3619

    I loved how Bernie picked up on Hasan's jokes in realtime.

    • @treacherousjslither6920
      @treacherousjslither6920 5 лет назад +172

      Yeah he's pretty sharp

    • @peasant7214
      @peasant7214 4 года назад +142

      even I couldnt pick all LOL. how does such old man have that level of understanding for youngesters, that is beyond me.
      most elderly ppl I see are completely opposite to that.

    • @CursedSwallow
      @CursedSwallow 4 года назад +20

      Yes, editing and scripting is not a thing, he totally instantly understood the joke and could play off it well.

    • @sofisrivera
      @sofisrivera 4 года назад +88

      @@CursedSwallow doesn't seem to be a thing on Hasan's show - watch the cringe interview of Justin Trudeau

    • @Kilmoran
      @Kilmoran 4 года назад +1

      He is one of the few that does for sure.

  • @masterofalltrades_
    @masterofalltrades_ 5 лет назад +2499

    First Yang tells him to be his running mate and now Bernie wants him to be his press secretary. He might have a future in politics.

    • @PitLord777
      @PitLord777 5 лет назад +167

      He's already appeared in Congress so there's that too.

    • @eyemenlightened7837
      @eyemenlightened7837 4 года назад +46

      Sounds good to me tbh lol

    • @mviv6339
      @mviv6339 4 года назад +1

      Will probably represent Pakistan

    • @HH_1988
      @HH_1988 4 года назад +77

      @@mviv6339 he's Indian. Oh wait sorry you're American aren't you? Indians are people who come from India, it's a bit different to the "Indians" your ancestors molested.

    • @johnmalvent2189
      @johnmalvent2189 4 года назад +10

      @@HH_1988 Sick burn dude. You're doing the same thing as him.

  • @anusuyanallathambi248
    @anusuyanallathambi248 4 года назад +1660

    "You're my retirement plan." Every Indian parent ever. Thats why they're always pressuring us to marry and have kids because " who'll take care of you when you're old?"

    • @adanomar2944
      @adanomar2944 4 года назад +114

      Well that’s how it’s supposed to be they took care of us when we were young and we have to take care of them when they are old

    • @anindyassdey
      @anindyassdey 4 года назад +54

      @@adanomar2944 yeah sure but I ain't having kids though.

    • @LouisKing995
      @LouisKing995 4 года назад +35

      Adan Omar Says who? That mentality just turn adults back into children.

    • @-_-3315
      @-_-3315 4 года назад +71

      @@LouisKing995 Have you ever meant truly old people like 80+? Of course they're childlike, they can't completely take care of themselves and at that point their only goal in life is to enjoy it after working hard. The only other option is a nursing home which would infantilize them further.

    • @LouisKing995
      @LouisKing995 4 года назад +22

      -_- Lol of course I have, my grandparents are both approaching 90, perhaps all the old people you’ve met are infantile but my grandparents still live by themselves and they are proud of it, obviously if something happened to them my uncle or my mum would take them in but they’d never want to burden themselves on their children, they’d feel ashamed.

  • @hemsha1
    @hemsha1 4 года назад +3887

    My heart is broken that this man dropped out of the race for presidency

    • @kingket4
      @kingket4 4 года назад +332

      He got betrayed and backstabbed which is messed up

    • @enaszaq3051
      @enaszaq3051 4 года назад +18

      definitely T^T

    • @flinch622
      @flinch622 4 года назад +30

      @@kingket4 No, you did. Bernie and his family skimmed enough off the campaign to go buy another house. He's set.

    • @kingket4
      @kingket4 4 года назад +79

      @@flinch622 im not an american

    • @lazereodude2924
      @lazereodude2924 4 года назад +177

      @@kingket4 in eyes of Americans only America exists so in fact you are now American. Dont ask questions

  • @jnanashakti6036
    @jnanashakti6036 4 года назад +1073

    As a 40-year-old single with no kids and very little extended family, this episode makes driving off a cliff at 65 really attractive.

    • @aclassmedicine3306
      @aclassmedicine3306 4 года назад +28

      Rabbit Stay healthy 🙏🏻

    • @java3038
      @java3038 3 года назад +40

      Please don't do that

    • @madamenoire6830
      @madamenoire6830 3 года назад +95

      Having children does not guarantee that they will care for you when you are in your retirement years. They might not be doing well either. Or they are living their lives and don’t care about their aging parents.

    • @wii3willRule
      @wii3willRule 3 года назад +45

      Euthanasia is legal in Switzerland-- there are companies like Dignitas that you can go through for assisted suicide. It's controversial, but it's my plan if things go unexpectedly south. In the meantime, I'm saving for retirement to make sure I don't have to use the more controversial options.

    • @lilelo208
      @lilelo208 3 года назад +5

      Thats what I thought during that Midsommar movie.

  • @shethewriter
    @shethewriter 5 лет назад +373

    Bernie is so chill nothing throws him off lol

    • @para-yw9dn
      @para-yw9dn 5 лет назад +3

      when he was leading up to it i was like who tf is he talking about and i was expecting to be disappointed then i see bernie AHHH :)

    • @KatyCupcakes
      @KatyCupcakes 5 лет назад +9

      Because he’s been preaching the same thing for decades so he’s ready and seen everything already

    • @giri1478
      @giri1478 5 лет назад +4

      I just love Bernie and his stances so much

  • @Matthew_Murray
    @Matthew_Murray 5 лет назад +790

    I had to take care of my dad while going to college and working as much as possible to help pay bills. It’s an extremely stressful experience and when he died from liver failure it was one of the worse days of my life and the entire time he was thanking me for everything I did for him over the last few years.

    • @mohammedabshir1
      @mohammedabshir1 4 года назад +62

      I salute you bro.

    • @moharsengupta
      @moharsengupta 4 года назад +45

      Nothing but Respect for you, my dear friend.

    • @ninjath3ory216
      @ninjath3ory216 4 года назад +13

      That's so sad! You guys need to change the system it's only designed to make you work and pay taxes to the government as they don’t care!

    • @notyoma8773
      @notyoma8773 4 года назад +14

      Bless you for your care.

    • @TheRealVivia
      @TheRealVivia 4 года назад +2

      That’s terrible. :( but this is normal sadly.

  • @danielfisher898
    @danielfisher898 4 года назад +386

    “The most hip hop thing you can do? Is save the rainforest.” That’s amazingly self aware.

  • @ffmoss2802
    @ffmoss2802 5 лет назад +910

    As an immigrant it’s frown upon if u take ur parents to an old people’s home.

    • @moochie8296
      @moochie8296 4 года назад +53

      If you take your parents to an old people's home as a non-white person i will not stress the shit you'll take from everyone: people in the street, your co-workers, tour SO family, your family, friends, literally ev1 will shit on you 24/7.

    • @cloutelfin8323
      @cloutelfin8323 4 года назад +2

      Yup

    • @ecos2ndchannel352
      @ecos2ndchannel352 4 года назад +55

      Bro just imagine the cruelty of putting your parents who loved you and raised you for years into one of these "open graves" called old peoples home. Rather I dont afford shit than leave my parents to such a fate

    • @vaio232
      @vaio232 4 года назад +13

      changing tradition is not easy, usa tradition is leaving old people home in care facility. It may be bad to you but in some sense that's what they want. Root cause of problem is population, corruption and lack of support from
      gov't system.

    • @chrisp7110
      @chrisp7110 4 года назад +14

      That is better anyways. You know that your parents are properly cared for. Those old people's home are not very good at taking good care of the retired people.

  • @Snowleaper
    @Snowleaper 5 лет назад +431

    I love Bernie's sense of humor. He tends to deliver it so deadpan sometimes and it's HILARIOUS.

  • @dhruvishah6100
    @dhruvishah6100 5 лет назад +2479

    i love that bernie is also playing along with hasans dumb jokes

    • @eagle3676
      @eagle3676 5 лет назад +394

      Bernie has a great sense of humor. The media keeps lying that he's an angry old man telling people to get off the lawn but if you watch him, he engages people with humor, love, compassion and emotion.

    • @brianlong2707
      @brianlong2707 5 лет назад +7

      Why do you call it dump jokes?

    • @dhruvishah6100
      @dhruvishah6100 5 лет назад +24

      Brian Long um i guess you read it wrong

    • @DocotrBayan
      @DocotrBayan 5 лет назад +29

      @@eagle3676 trump is that angry old man

    • @terrorbilly5656
      @terrorbilly5656 5 лет назад +1

      You're dumb

  • @GENzReactions
    @GENzReactions 3 года назад +112

    How can a comedy show be sooooo informative and educative

    • @Hyperbolic_G
      @Hyperbolic_G 3 года назад +5

      *John Stewart has entered the chat*

    • @OldManPaxusYT
      @OldManPaxusYT 2 года назад +1

      because news outlets, gov and business' are all corrupt

  • @noha3875
    @noha3875 5 лет назад +588

    I love how when he took off the face mask his body immediately aged too

    • @prabhatsourya3883
      @prabhatsourya3883 2 года назад +1

      But just like the typical Hasan Minhaj, his hair still had product on it, even after aging. It's a good running gag about the hair product he uses.

  • @nourenaissance
    @nourenaissance 5 лет назад +686

    As a child of immigrants, I heard my entire life that I was the "retirement plan".

  • @collaterllydamaged
    @collaterllydamaged 5 лет назад +4136

    "you're my retirement plan."
    Every parents ever 😂

  • @TheArtemis07
    @TheArtemis07 4 года назад +122

    Bernie has such a great sense of humor. I wish he were going to be our president.

  • @theapricotbambino
    @theapricotbambino 5 лет назад +702

    My father was a postmaster in a tiny town and his pension is 86k a year. While my mother in law is 67 and works two full-time jobs still. WE NEED CHANGE!!!!!

    • @blitva1
      @blitva1 5 лет назад +14

      bernie 2020!

    • @wisconsinfarmer4742
      @wisconsinfarmer4742 4 года назад +2

      We might see means testing for prorated ssi

    • @suzwaltz
      @suzwaltz 4 года назад +29

      Voting isnt enough. Americans need to do better. Trump and his people are taking a dump on civil rights and thats only one area. They skew voting areas to get results that suit them and their agendas. Ask yourself how iowa has so much voting power when they have such a low population say compaired to california. If all votes counted, trump would have lost, fact.

    • @lalakuma9
      @lalakuma9 4 года назад +18

      Omg your dad could send at least 1-2 teenagers to college every year with his pension :O

    • @myra961
      @myra961 4 года назад +8

      my dad's pension is 7.8k per year and it was what he used to support 6 people,my siblings when we were in school, for almost 2 decades. I don't understand how money works in different countries since 7.8k here is more than enough yet for others in other countries it doesn't 😅😅

  • @chiciu
    @chiciu 5 лет назад +267

    Thx 4 covering Bernie with 0 smears... Seems very rare these days

    • @ashesmandalay1762
      @ashesmandalay1762 5 лет назад +9

      This is what happens when every single major figure in media is a multi-millionaire that has all their necessities taken care of and cannot relate with normal Americans, so they'd rather smear Bernie so they don't have to pay higher taxes than save thousands of American lives.

    • @kinghassy334
      @kinghassy334 4 года назад +3

      @@ashesmandalay1762 Yep they have absolutely no reason to want Bernie because they're comfortable. For someone who always respected news and media for benefiting the public, it's sad to see.

  • @astroblaster
    @astroblaster 5 лет назад +2780

    Interviewer: What's your secret to your longevity
    Grandma: Don't die.
    Us: Pikachu face

    • @ArtbyCaroOliveira
      @ArtbyCaroOliveira 5 лет назад +33

      pikachu face is the constant millennial mood

    • @yanDeriction
      @yanDeriction 5 лет назад +20

      you young whipper snappers these days take everything for granted! back in my day we had this meme called "you don't say"

    • @mhfromnh1421
      @mhfromnh1421 5 лет назад

      I wanna get that old just so I can fuck with people. "what's your secret?" "I eat pinecones."

    • @Mirsab
      @Mirsab 5 лет назад +3

      @@yanDeriction I was just recently thinking about it! Are we already old?? I'm only 20 😂

    • @leftyelomis1824
      @leftyelomis1824 5 лет назад +1

      what if I respawn like jesus?

  • @thepeacefulbuddah
    @thepeacefulbuddah 4 года назад +230

    " *When I'm president* you'll be my message guy. " oh that hurts, that really hurts today...

    • @thepeacefulbuddah
      @thepeacefulbuddah 4 года назад +8

      Places like Scandinavia nowadays have the "American dream". I'll consider moving around there. I dont agree with the "if your old you'll die alone" thing though, you can still live happily with someone.

    • @lexecomplexe4083
      @lexecomplexe4083 4 года назад

      I'm still absolutely furious with him.

    • @asmeet2005
      @asmeet2005 3 года назад +1

      @@thepeacefulbuddah It's not the American Dream, it's the legend "Vikings dream".
      Thank you.

    • @lilelo208
      @lilelo208 3 года назад

      It would've been a American Dream to have him as president or at the very least Yang, I agree. We've been manipulated to pick out of two party's for too long.

  • @jcabrera8425
    @jcabrera8425 5 лет назад +360

    I love how he said president sanders. He knows who is going to win!! Bernie2020!!!!

    • @cuetherain3699
      @cuetherain3699 5 лет назад +14

      J Cabrera he proudly endorsed Bernie in 2016, I hope he’s just waiting some time until he does the same in 2020

    • @berilo.8044
      @berilo.8044 5 лет назад +2

      @skbuoy If he doesn't run out of the country first.

    • @TheCrouchingZebra
      @TheCrouchingZebra 5 лет назад

      @skbuoy nahhhh, you could make that statement about any president running for reelection. Obviously the other side doesn't have as strong of a leader 1 year before the election, they are still going through the process of finding a candidate.

    • @fanofsongs
      @fanofsongs 5 лет назад

      Do you really think the same population that elected Donald Trump would elect Bernie Sanders?

    • @hassebrasse7210
      @hassebrasse7210 5 лет назад

      Yang should be the president now. Bernie should have been the president 10 years ago.

  • @ebbyc1817
    @ebbyc1817 5 лет назад +422

    Bernie's face after Hasan said he could live with him.😄

    • @shresthapuja
      @shresthapuja 5 лет назад +3

      Haha. I d like to know his answer! 😂😂

    • @tonyalmatti7674
      @tonyalmatti7674 5 лет назад +12

      @@charlesqdu wtf are you talking about? #fakenews

    • @krafa_
      @krafa_ 5 лет назад +13

      @@charlesqdu good for him. Anyone who is still working at 78 should be able to have a retirement house and its messed up that isnt the case of majority of people. At nearly 600k seems cheaper than most apartments on NY or DC.
      From the same article you linked though:
      " Read: A Beverly Hills mansion once owned by Donald Trump lists for nearly $30 million
      And: Chelsea Clinton’s $6M former condo in Manhattan finds a buyer "
      lol

    • @charlesqdu
      @charlesqdu 5 лет назад

      @@krafa_ yea, good for him. Was it also good for the thousands of working class people whose hours were cut after $15 min wage implementation? Should it be millions of workers instead of thousands?

    • @krafa_
      @krafa_ 5 лет назад +10

      @@charlesqdu yeah Im sure Sanders is to blame as hours are being cut off because of a wage raise (which still isnt much after all). Its not like its messed up that the wage is so low it has to be complemented with food stamps or the workers will go hungry.

  • @jkhalilov2004
    @jkhalilov2004 5 лет назад +112

    Grandma: Don’t die
    Best advice I have ever heard in my entire life

  • @annpino5005
    @annpino5005 4 года назад +55

    GenX checking in here. My husband and I are already living this. My mother spent a year in assisted living but "luckily" her finances covered this. I put "luckily" in quotation marks because she was basically living off the money she got as my sister's beneficiary when she died in 2015. That wasn't the outcome I wanted, but financially it was a good thing. My MIL is another story. She has no money and my husband and I have to help pay for her home health care and for other things she needs. My SIL has power of attorney but is taking her sweet time about submitting the Medicaid paperwork, so we're stuck with the bills in the meantime because she doesn't earn enough to pay for what MIL needs. To all the younger folks, if this isn't your situation now, it may well be your situation when you're reaching retirement age just like my husband and I are. We'd like to retire and move on to part time jobs and being volunteers to better our community, but that may turn out to be a pipe dream. It sucks to have to hope your parents drop dead and spare you the expense of caring for them. We're a rich nation. We can do better than this.

    • @OldManPaxusYT
      @OldManPaxusYT 2 года назад +3

      Exactly how I feel. X'er here too (I'm 48) and I'm terrified about the next 10-20 years as my folks are both 80 now....
      I thought i would be rich by now but life didn't work out how i planned and i have NOTHING... What am i to do? (rhetorical)

  • @sporer_
    @sporer_ 5 лет назад +283

    lol Bernie is hilarious. Love that he played along with everything. How is the 78 year old far and away the coolest politician we have?

    • @fatalshore5068
      @fatalshore5068 5 лет назад +28

      Cos he is a God damn rockstar ;)

    • @gemelwalters2942
      @gemelwalters2942 5 лет назад +1

      That's a personal choice, I consider Buttigieg to be the coolest but hey I'm admittedly a nerd

    • @Bingojingo646
      @Bingojingo646 5 лет назад +17

      Gemel Walters the guy who plagiarize Yang's talking points?
      The guy who wouldn't talk about his closed door fundraisers??

    • @umangmalik
      @umangmalik 5 лет назад

      #bernie2020

    • @umangmalik
      @umangmalik 5 лет назад +14

      @@gemelwalters2942 I hate to burst your bubble dude but Buttegieg is a shill. He goes to massive billionaire fundraisers and he won't disclose where he's getting his donations.
      Also he's lowkey racist. Google the South bend Police department TYT Investigates story. All while pretending to be a progressive Democrat

  • @uditdhanda4693
    @uditdhanda4693 5 лет назад +614

    Shorter episode but finally somebody put the “hot” in boomer.

    • @abrt31074
      @abrt31074 5 лет назад +17

      Udit Dhanda I want to know how you spell boomer

    • @PurpleHazePro
      @PurpleHazePro 5 лет назад +14

      @@abrt31074 the H is silent

    • @Mirsab
      @Mirsab 5 лет назад +2

      @@PurpleHazePro I'm confused, who's playing who?

    • @PurpleHazePro
      @PurpleHazePro 5 лет назад +2

      @@Mirsab no one. We're just being silly.

  • @rickywilliams9937
    @rickywilliams9937 5 лет назад +283

    Man Bernie is still quick for his age. Caught himself immediately saying elderly. Biden would even have been able to pronounce it.
    Bernie 2020

    • @tauceti8341
      @tauceti8341 4 года назад +4

      Biden MIGHT catch himself, but it's basically everything after that's just bad. Like when he caught himself about to say white leg hairs, then said the blonde, then immediately talked about roached and having kids on his lap.

    • @JotaroKujo-nj4bx
      @JotaroKujo-nj4bx 2 года назад

      Trump would say elderly then realize he said elderly and then commit to saying elderly and go on a rant about elderly people. The fucker never turns on what he says mid-sentence even if he mispoke

  • @pranki2254
    @pranki2254 3 года назад +75

    I would not mind if this guy has a real statue of him like the one in the intro, he deserves it!!

    • @netflixisajoke
      @netflixisajoke  3 года назад +28

      We're on board with this idea. 😂

    • @pranki2254
      @pranki2254 3 года назад +11

      @@netflixisajoke He is not a comedian, he sounds more like a scholar and a professor!

    • @eshav.3552
      @eshav.3552 3 года назад +1

      @@pranki2254 i would love to have a professor like him
      That would be soooo cool 😎
      #professorminhaj

  • @JewelAhmed23
    @JewelAhmed23 5 лет назад +257

    Dollars and profits over human life. Society is progressing, while morality is declining.

    • @roibeard94
      @roibeard94 5 лет назад +11

      Forward movement isn't always upwards. Example, the internet, a way that we could quickly know the material needs of everyone, and organize the distribution of resources accordingly. Instead, we use it to game markets and create a slow moving police surveillance state.

    • @erNomic
      @erNomic 5 лет назад +17

      The world is far more primitive than we realize. Old money and crazy secret societies still rule.

    • @mairajamil001
      @mairajamil001 5 лет назад +3

      Is it really progression without morals?

    • @erNomic
      @erNomic 5 лет назад +8

      @@rotemtomhagbi1937 I don't buy it. If people are raised in a kind coopertive society which embraces art and philosophy then people will follow suit. What we have today is a competitive society. Upheld by a CIA run media oligopoly carefully planning psycologically manipulating social engineering.

    • @chrisray9653
      @chrisray9653 5 лет назад +2

      @@erNomic He agrees, just that the "art and philosophy" replacement god has failed. The "science and technology" replacement god has also failed. The replacement gods will have to be better designed.

  • @xkeu
    @xkeu 5 лет назад +124

    It's scary when you can't afford to get old.

  • @Who-qn5fl
    @Who-qn5fl 5 лет назад +202

    Bernie has a great sense of humour. Wow who would have thought 😂

    • @palpossible
      @palpossible 5 лет назад +19

      His interviews with Colbert are downright hilarious. He doesn't get enough credit for his wit. Even during debates he is making funny remarks.

    • @ashesmandalay1762
      @ashesmandalay1762 5 лет назад +7

      Everyone who actually watches his speeches rather than the edited and manipulated versions shown on mainstream media.

  • @katiesmakeupbag498
    @katiesmakeupbag498 4 года назад +39

    One of Patriot’s best episodes for young people.

  • @catbeara
    @catbeara 5 лет назад +351

    "Getting Leonardo DiCaprio to stop dating us." 😂😥

    • @Karlthegreat84
      @Karlthegreat84 5 лет назад +2

      Bernie's face was like "Yeah I sure am glad I'm out of that age"

  • @helenkiljoy7775
    @helenkiljoy7775 5 лет назад +191

    I loved the "sexual tension " joke
    Bernie is so cool and Hasan is really funny

  • @MultiEquations
    @MultiEquations 5 лет назад +787

    The mask from the start of the skit was absolutely frightening.

    • @nefertiti18z
      @nefertiti18z 5 лет назад +5

      Yeah, creepy...

    • @jamesna8281
      @jamesna8281 5 лет назад +5

      @@maina.wambui sir this is a wendys drive through

    • @Stash_box
      @Stash_box 5 лет назад +1

      Not nearly as frightening as Joe Biden trying to bite your fingers

    • @chrissiek8706
      @chrissiek8706 5 лет назад +1

      Imagine eating reheated pizza at that moment... 🍕😳

  • @SchemeThatToddSetUp
    @SchemeThatToddSetUp 4 года назад +258

    This is so sad to watch now that uncle Bernie has dropped out of the race.. he was my last hope 😭

    • @bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880
      @bibianaguadalupeislasherre9880 4 года назад +8

      It sucked. *Starts to cry* 😭😭😭

    • @mathunit1
      @mathunit1 4 года назад +5

      Well that's because too many old people are stupid enough to fall for socialism fearmongering. Ugh.

    • @dgjFOURlife
      @dgjFOURlife 4 года назад +2

      The guy that wasn't a millionaire until he ran for president, that guy 😂🤣

  • @drewsutton1888
    @drewsutton1888 5 лет назад +331

    More proof of the sense of humor that the MSM says Bernie doesn't have.

    • @darkmelancholy
      @darkmelancholy 5 лет назад +29

      He needs to start biting people's fingers to be liked by the mainstream, apparently

    • @SoloDallasII
      @SoloDallasII 4 года назад +10

      Honestly, having a quick wit like that should shut up anybody saying he's too old to be president. Biden can barely form a coherent sentence and Bernie is right along with Hasan on every joke with a comeback.

    • @kevinnash3822
      @kevinnash3822 4 года назад

      As of 2019, save 100K, deposit to an INDIAN savings bank account at 6.25%per annum, move to suburbs in INDIA. The interest alone will cover annual household expenses and medical is affordable and most of it is covered by insurance.

  • @boogiedownjj
    @boogiedownjj 5 лет назад +48

    I’m so glad Hasan did this episode. After taking a social gerontology class for my degree, I became very unaware of (1) how unprepared I am and (2) how little discussion there is about how millennials need to prepare for the retirement of themselves and their parents

  • @freelancer_4life378
    @freelancer_4life378 5 лет назад +152

    I feel like Bernie genuinely had hope in Hassan giving him advice he could actually use 😂😂

    • @Ugly_German_Truths
      @Ugly_German_Truths 5 лет назад +12

      Did you see his campaign? He has access to plenty of kiddos even younger and "Hipper" than Hasan that CAN advise him on what the youth expects to hear. I think Hasan played the role of such a staffer for the sake of the interview/sketch.

    • @whisperingsage89
      @whisperingsage89 5 лет назад +19

      Bernie takes advice from everyone because he actually listens. You never know where you might hear good ideas from.

    • @GladysAlicea
      @GladysAlicea 5 лет назад

      @@whisperingsage89 Say it agin'!

  • @vkishan2089
    @vkishan2089 4 года назад +28

    I am gradually concerned about the future we are building.

  • @anshulbhandari9870
    @anshulbhandari9870 5 лет назад +313

    when he took off the brown face, i was expecting to see Justin Trudeau

    • @fatalshore5068
      @fatalshore5068 5 лет назад +20

      Oh man..if Justin did that phew...the guy has a sense of humor but that would be balsy af

    • @adastra8218
      @adastra8218 5 лет назад +4

      lol

    • @MrManifolder
      @MrManifolder 5 лет назад

      Hahaha

  • @solidnem
    @solidnem 5 лет назад +175

    Full episodes only on Netflix.
    And RUclips.

  • @az5181
    @az5181 5 лет назад +33

    If you told me in 2009 that ten years later we were all going to get news from a comedian on Netflix through RUclips, I would never believe it.

  • @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993.
    @DiegoAlvarezBeltran1993. 3 года назад +12

    The fact that we let this man slip through our fingers is.... phenomenal.

  • @rumo893
    @rumo893 5 лет назад +53

    Never even thought of Sanders actually winning but when he said „President Sanders“ I got the chills. That’s my ASMR from now on

    • @MrManifolder
      @MrManifolder 5 лет назад +11

      Bernie is ready. His time has come.

    • @ashesmandalay1762
      @ashesmandalay1762 5 лет назад +7

      Bernie polls better against Trump than any other Democrat. If people want Trump gone, Bernie is their best bet.
      Of course, he will also make billionaires pay their taxes for once, so the entire mainstream media is against him.

    • @hopesy12u4
      @hopesy12u4 5 лет назад +3

      For anyone curious the time stamp for that is at 13:58
      Btw, Bernie is doing much better than mainstream media makes it seem he is. They've been omitting his achievements for months now.

    • @jalabala2772
      @jalabala2772 5 лет назад

      Please vote in ur primaries. Please knock on doors. Campaign. Donate. Its the fight for your life

  • @samlee6152
    @samlee6152 5 лет назад +38

    That joke at the end about multiple-generation households is actually going to become more and more real as time goes on. It’s already becoming a more common type of household in the US today.

  • @drbettyschueler3235
    @drbettyschueler3235 5 лет назад +427

    Years ago, my husband and I had to decide between him working for the federal government or industry. The federal government was the more secure bet but industry offered almost twice the income. But we knew that extra income would disappear due to layoffs, job changes, pensions going bankrupt, etc. So we opted to go with the federal government. It was a wise move as I am now living off of my husband's retirement plan. Without it, I would be living on the streets or dead. As it is, I have his health insurance and a monthly annuity that supplements my pathetic Social Security check. I feel really sad, for my sons, as both opted to go with industry and now both expect to have to work till they die. While that sounds like a plan, what happens if they become disabled like my husband and I did? My husband survived for 13 years being disabled, thanks to his annuity. I've survived 19 years of disability, again thanks to his annuity. I shudder to think of what will happen to my children if they become disabled without an annuity or pension.

    • @MrManifolder
      @MrManifolder 5 лет назад +46

      Thank you for sharing, Betty. Growing old and retiring is really such a simple right that all Americans should enjoy.
      Please consider voting for Bernie Sanders if you haven't already. He is trying to share the good fortune of your experience with the American people at large.

    • @umangmalik
      @umangmalik 5 лет назад +37

      #bernie2020 because no one should have to die if they can physically no longer work

    • @UnderTheEndlessRain
      @UnderTheEndlessRain 5 лет назад +13

      I hope things change for the better before your children reaches retirement so they can be well off. It's terrible how things are run these days :(

    • @hunterb1855
      @hunterb1855 5 лет назад +1

      The other option, taking double the salary, probably would have lead to a large 401k if you had saved and invested the difference

    • @drbettyschueler3235
      @drbettyschueler3235 5 лет назад +36

      My 401k went belly up with the Financial crisis of 2007-08 . We would have lost all our retirement instead of just our extra retirement funds. One of my sons lost his retirement funds thanks to that event.

  • @lesliestenta3084
    @lesliestenta3084 4 года назад +26

    I had to quit my unstable job in Hawaii. I sold my apartment in Honolulu, cashed my pension and moved my 401k. There was no way I could retire early at 62 in Hawaii or anywhere in the US. Mainly unbelievable healthcare insurance cost. The corporations and monopolies have overpriced everything and are ripping off us off of every single dime. My quality of life is so much better in Thailand then The US. Also I can help my family here. Every expat from the the US and Uk don’t want to move back to the their home country

  • @kumonetta
    @kumonetta 5 лет назад +162

    We are not the richest country in the world. We have a lot of rich people.

    • @MrManifolder
      @MrManifolder 5 лет назад +2

      Exactly.

    • @dougn2350
      @dougn2350 5 лет назад +1

      3,270,000 mega wealthy as of today.

    • @ritaranee4787
      @ritaranee4787 4 года назад

      Come to my country, India for Modicare

    • @lockheedmartin4835
      @lockheedmartin4835 4 года назад

      @@ritaranee4787 bhatks be wildin' stfu

    • @22439384
      @22439384 4 года назад

      our country produces more wealth than any country in the world. The total wealth in this country is far more than any other country in the world. we are the richest country in the world.

  • @sidpanjr
    @sidpanjr 5 лет назад +26

    Bernie's sense of humor is so dope. i love this man. please vote for him america.

  • @cuetherain3699
    @cuetherain3699 5 лет назад +158

    Rename this ‘Hasan trying to get Bernie Sanders to move in with him for 22 minutes straight’

  • @josephyoung6749
    @josephyoung6749 4 года назад +39

    My parents died over 10 years ago, and I'm still in my 20's, so I guess the good part is I don't have to worry about their well being.

  • @lfb3136
    @lfb3136 5 лет назад +169

    I love Bernie he's too good

    • @BRBallin1
      @BRBallin1 5 лет назад

      If his plans were actually financially stable and doesn't come at the expense of the private sector growth (i.e. OUR JOBS), then yes too good. But that's not the case. Trump 2020 because democrats are really crappy this time around. Trump will handily win re-election. Mark my words!

    • @SeahawkSTRIKE
      @SeahawkSTRIKE 5 лет назад +3

      @@BRBallin1 Bernie beats Trump in every head to head poll lol

    • @rebirthoflegend4797
      @rebirthoflegend4797 5 лет назад +2

      @@SeahawkSTRIKE hes a sensitive lad, just leave him be.

    • @BRBallin1
      @BRBallin1 5 лет назад +1

      @Joe Joseph You better hope the Democratic party nominates Bernie as their guy for the general election because nobody else has a legit chance to win against Trump. It'll be interesting if he ends up as the nominee and I look forward to a fair fight. If it's Bernie vs Trump, the race is pretty 50/50

  • @fairdinkum977
    @fairdinkum977 5 лет назад +472

    Bernie seems like the youngest presidential candidate ever!

    • @martinaustin6230
      @martinaustin6230 5 лет назад +30

      Meanwhile the actual youngest candidate has his 4 young supporters going toe to toe with his 3 black supporters.

    • @ZetaMoolah
      @ZetaMoolah 5 лет назад

      SirTalkALot 💀

    • @whisperingsage89
      @whisperingsage89 5 лет назад +5

      He definitely has the most energy.

    • @whisperingsage89
      @whisperingsage89 5 лет назад +10

      @anita ericksonhak "Seems like", not "is". How do so many people not understand figures of speech?

    • @habibullinayrat
      @habibullinayrat 5 лет назад

      whisperingsage wow I'd doubt that. Check #Yang2020

  • @abdullahrashid3387
    @abdullahrashid3387 5 лет назад +73

    I am 19 and after watching this show I am now worried about my retirement plan too.😣😆

    • @KatyCupcakes
      @KatyCupcakes 5 лет назад +4

      Abdullah Rashid good news is that if you start to save a little bit now and don’t touch it for decades, you might be able to retire into an RV and eat ramen for the rest of your life once you retire.

    • @abdullahrashid3387
      @abdullahrashid3387 5 лет назад

      @Nikki C Ur so damn right, 👍We should definitely take it serious.Thankz🙏

    • @abdullahrashid3387
      @abdullahrashid3387 5 лет назад

      @@KatyCupcakes Right👍🙂

    • @benjaminplatt4109
      @benjaminplatt4109 5 лет назад

      @@KatyCupcakes Invest in shitty land auctioned off by the government now before foreigners buy it and make you rent that land in your RV 😆

  • @CGZ26
    @CGZ26 4 года назад +147

    It's quite sad the way the system works there.
    My dad retired at 57 after his 30 years of work were made and he gets 82% of his former salary as his retirement paycheck every month. We live in a third world country and with all the good and bad, people are still not forced to have savings while being "active workers", unless their employers fucked them with the amount of registered hours of work.
    And even when my mom had to take care of my grandma, she had a special license called "relative care", where she could take days off to take care of any sick relative without losing any money.

    • @suckadick7754
      @suckadick7754 3 года назад

      @@Zeriel00 Yep

    • @slwrabbits
      @slwrabbits 3 года назад +7

      where do you live, because we all need to move there

    • @amalkrishnen572
      @amalkrishnen572 3 года назад +1

      Are you indian

    • @amalkrishnen572
      @amalkrishnen572 3 года назад

      And are your parents government employe es

    • @rtdmna
      @rtdmna 3 года назад +1

      What country is that good to its citizens, with that sort of government, why are you considered a third world country?
      I am only asking because in Australia most people think we are the lucky country, but as a 59 year old woman, i believe 40 years ago we were, but not for a long time now, they have changed our legislations so much, that you might as well call us little America, its disheartening and should be criminal what our governments have done to this country.
      When i was young, retirement age was 55, and they brought in an incentive to keep women with children at home to care for their families.
      It was called family tax benefit, which was already in existence, but they added a part B.
      Basically it meant, that once a fortnight you would recieve in your bank account, depending on how many children you had, example on 3 kids, just under $600. But on the other side, it also depended on what your partners wage, personally i thought it was pretty high, so if your husband/parner had a wage of 100.000 a year, you were eligible, personally i thought anyone on that sort of wage in the 80's and 90's didnt bloody need it.
      But thats just my personal opinion.

  • @kalanaherath3076
    @kalanaherath3076 5 лет назад +844

    _"So I went to the only person millennials listen to"_
    *Shows Bernie
    *Okay How the hell is Hasan reading our minds???*

    • @BeautifulEarthJa
      @BeautifulEarthJa 5 лет назад +20

      He checks the data :)

    • @TomGeorgin
      @TomGeorgin 5 лет назад +4

      Yeah probably just social media data. Stop using social media, you'll be better off without it.

    • @chokinonashes61
      @chokinonashes61 5 лет назад +50

      @Ashvith Shetty
      Have you read his platform? And the fact Bernie has always been on the correct side of history...

    • @TonyDootjes
      @TonyDootjes 5 лет назад +13

      @Ashvith Shetty Bernie 2020! Feel the Bern

    • @compowwoo6551
      @compowwoo6551 5 лет назад +15

      Ashvith Shetty Judging by your comments here, I can tell that you’re more ignorant than many young Americans. I can tell you haven’t researched Bernie and know nothing about what you’re talking about. How about you go to his website and read for a little bit. Then look up his history as both the Mayor of Burlington, Vermont, and in Congress as a Rep and Senator. That might help you not look like a complete fool. He’s not like a normal politician - he speaks out against them too.

  • @sheik3648
    @sheik3648 4 года назад +93

    My Goodness I wish I could edit and do graphics like Hasan's team... wow... just wow... the tidal wave at 6:05 is just insane. Hasan did give them credit in the video gaming industry video.

  • @montalvojr
    @montalvojr 4 года назад +32

    Edge
    1 week ago
    “Millennials will not listen to me if they know I’m old.”
    Bernie Sanders and AOC 2020 and 2024 !!!!!!!!!

  • @olisenpaii2090
    @olisenpaii2090 4 года назад +8

    I will take care of my parents when they are old. Thank you mom nd daddy for taking care of me.

  • @rimbluebooks
    @rimbluebooks 5 лет назад +147

    Screams in Trevor: *Berniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiie*

  • @advaithgirish4827
    @advaithgirish4827 5 лет назад +220

    PLEASE DO AN EPISODE ON WHATS HAPPENING TO MUSLIMS IN CHINA.

  • @RicterCasenger
    @RicterCasenger 4 года назад +256

    Boomers: "Oh no, we fucked up everything and now we can't retire, at least the next generation can deal with it!"
    Millennials: "Oh hell no..." *Invents corona virus*

    • @eibbor171
      @eibbor171 3 года назад +5

      covid just made the debt even bigger you fool and on top of it add the taxes(cause the money has to come from somewhere) and inflation ,we went from barely being able to swim in deep water to being surrounded by hungry crocodiles and your bleeding and still cant swim

    • @RicterCasenger
      @RicterCasenger 3 года назад +11

      @@eibbor171 It was just a joke, plus this comment was right around when the corona virus hit. I agree with you though, were kinda screwed, even more than usual.

    • @eibbor171
      @eibbor171 3 года назад +3

      @@RicterCasenger oh ya haha yep big time screwed yea i was stoned to the tits so wasn't paying attention to dates lol

    • @wandat46
      @wandat46 3 года назад

      @@RicterCasenger it was a funny joke. 🤣

    • @joreennkole6276
      @joreennkole6276 2 года назад

      😂😂😂😂

  • @00Meowmeow
    @00Meowmeow 4 года назад +38

    Hasan making me laugh before I spiral into a panic attack over my future :)

  • @Maybellene17
    @Maybellene17 5 лет назад +65

    When you see Bernie Sanders and your heart swoons!

  • @gumbyh3944
    @gumbyh3944 4 года назад +44

    Is this why France protested in the streets when the government tried to reform their universal pension program?

  • @akanksham9076
    @akanksham9076 4 года назад +70

    I don't want to have kids for the same reasons.
    1. My parents would be my kids, cause I have to provide for all their needs.
    2. I want to save enough for my own retirement instead of spending hugh savings on kids.

    • @bilalfaruqi9689
      @bilalfaruqi9689 4 года назад +4

      Just like you’re gonna take care of your parents needs, your kids might take care of you especially if you’re Indian which I assume you are

    • @akanksham9076
      @akanksham9076 4 года назад +27

      @@bilalfaruqi9689 I'm Indian. But I know the deep responsibility and sacrifice I'll have to do to care for my parents. I don't want my children to have the same burden. Also, the world is turning into such dark monstrous place. I don't want to add more innocent children in this hell.

    • @rithvikcheruvu5956
      @rithvikcheruvu5956 4 года назад

      @@akanksham9076 Damn. I never thought of it that way.

    • @4philipp
      @4philipp 4 года назад +2

      That’s selfish. You want other people’s kids foot the bill for you because you want to enjoy life now and kids would cost you that opportunity. A sad reality

    • @cobrabeatss6053
      @cobrabeatss6053 4 года назад

      Bro mostly American abroad have this problem because there's no solid family system they don't want to take care mom dad asian country also has same problem but our rate is much less compare to them

  • @dahiyarules
    @dahiyarules 4 года назад +13

    My mom lives with us. It's a privilege to take care of your parents when they get old. I am finally catching up on almost two decades of lost time with my mother.

    • @wandat46
      @wandat46 3 года назад +2

      That is definitely a benefit. I'm sure your mother is loving that part also.

    • @JM-zg2jg
      @JM-zg2jg 2 года назад +3

      Down with the nuclear family! Back to the old ways that worked for millenia!
      Our kids miss out on generational knowledge, child care is hard to afford, and food gets more economical the more you cook at a time.

  • @makurako1972
    @makurako1972 5 лет назад +285

    The grey hair makes you even cooler. Looks just like George Clooney.

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 5 лет назад +1

      who?

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 5 лет назад

      @Pattarapol P
      would be much funnier if you said
      "Back in the 90s he was famous TV show"
      I have a tendency to pronounce George the Spanish way in my head. Started as a gag but now it's become chronic xD

  • @matthewvolfson1959
    @matthewvolfson1959 5 лет назад +200

    "pension" that's the stuff they have in Europe.

    • @blitva1
      @blitva1 5 лет назад +20

      and the neolibs of the right and pretend left are cutting and stealing from our pension funds all the time. socialism for the rich austerity for the rest of us. this neoliberal capitalism is a global parasite.

    • @thrawnprotocol9780
      @thrawnprotocol9780 4 года назад +5

      Thats the stuff they have in most of the world

    • @DrillEntertainmentNetwork
      @DrillEntertainmentNetwork 4 года назад +4

      "pensions are communist"

    • @idon.t2156
      @idon.t2156 4 года назад +5

      European governments have been hollowing that out for the last 40 years. From the start, basically. Now we have the EU :(

    • @PawsOnTheBalcony
      @PawsOnTheBalcony 4 года назад +7

      I'm from Europe and I'm not counting on a pension that will actually allow me to retire.

  • @Tmenezes999
    @Tmenezes999 5 лет назад +285

    I have my exam tomorrow and this popped up.
    New plan: I'll study after half hour. 😂😂😂😂

    • @asenarmour008
      @asenarmour008 5 лет назад +1

      Lol i do have my exam tommorow

    • @sumitpandey-tw7rm
      @sumitpandey-tw7rm 5 лет назад +1

      @@asenarmour008 tu aaj raat ko padega

    • @kabeerwaishampayan9512
      @kabeerwaishampayan9512 5 лет назад

      @@sumitpandey-tw7rm kal paper see ½ ghanta pehle padhega bro ab toh yt pe aagaya 😂😂😂

    • @sumitpandey-tw7rm
      @sumitpandey-tw7rm 5 лет назад

      @@kabeerwaishampayan9512 kya pata vaha bhi PUBG kele

    • @sanskartare6948
      @sanskartare6948 5 лет назад

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      So funny😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sogeni
    @sogeni 4 года назад +52

    A lot of Latino parents treat retirement the same way.

  • @lwizzit
    @lwizzit 5 лет назад +84

    I'm in Canada with a single payer health system. I'll take Bernie in. Gladly.

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 4 года назад

      Germany isn't much worse in a "choice focused" system running since 1883

  • @aliciaaltair
    @aliciaaltair 5 лет назад +40

    Wait a sec, I want to see more of Hasan with Bernie!

  • @laia6548
    @laia6548 5 лет назад +829

    I really don't understand why there are people who don't like Bernie. He has integrity, he has been fighting and advocating for our rights for many years. We know he is not greedy, he really is in politics to change for the better. I would love to see Bernie Sanders president and Andrew Yang vice president, their ideas and policies combined are what the US needs right now.

    • @cuetherain3699
      @cuetherain3699 5 лет назад +1

      Laia it’s because they’re not interested in real progress. What people don’t understand is that moderates like Obama were only beneficial for a certain amount of people, but they only care about shit that affects them

    • @PorscheJon
      @PorscheJon 5 лет назад +52

      Unbeatable ticket right there

    • @erintreez
      @erintreez 5 лет назад +8

      My thinking exactly!!!

    • @okaraagac69
      @okaraagac69 5 лет назад +24

      yeah think bernie mentioned that he will have a female VP so. Warren or nina turner.

    • @PorscheJon
      @PorscheJon 5 лет назад +7

      @@okaraagac69 I hope he doesn't. Those are some shitty picks.

  • @wolftears13
    @wolftears13 3 года назад +8

    I live in Australia and have been struggling between caring for my two chronically ill and disabled parents and working full time since I was 20 (I’m now 30), as well as trying to finish my nursing university degree (so that I can make more money to help keep us above water financially). And I know compared to those in my situation in the USA I am more fortunate as we have universal healthcare, NDIS, Centrelink, etc. (even though there are a number of problems that have needed to be addressed with all of them for a long time).

  • @sampletext6399
    @sampletext6399 5 лет назад +25

    This intro is the most hype out of any ty show, change my mind

  • @kuroichan101
    @kuroichan101 5 лет назад +76

    How does one save for retirement in the US when so many of us have student loan debt and medical debt??

    • @fionafiona1146
      @fionafiona1146 4 года назад +13

      Get a better passport, Canada might take you, if you say sorry.

    • @brianeaton1772
      @brianeaton1772 4 года назад +4

      You open an IRA or a Roth IRA and contribute what you can to a growth stock mutual fund and ride compound interest till you retire. The younger you start the better because the longer your money has to grow the more money your money makes

    • @quixoticstlb5894
      @quixoticstlb5894 4 года назад +2

      Debt is america's slogan

    • @4philipp
      @4philipp 4 года назад

      If you have student loan debt for more than 10 years after graduating then you failed your education

    • @madamenoire6830
      @madamenoire6830 3 года назад +2

      Don’t go to college unless the career you are going for will net you enough money to pay your loan off. When I graduated college my first job paid $35k. Their reason, I had no experience and had to be trained. I eventually earned $60k but it took 6 years, minimal raises and non-guaranteed bonuses only when they indicated our company did well. I work with others without a degree who were working their before me and we make about the same, with me making roughly $1,500 more. Lol.... time on job verses college degree. Not that big of a difference considering most of my salary went towards student loans. While they were not in school experiencing real life and paying a mortgage. They actually came out ahead in reality.

  • @Maleetorres105
    @Maleetorres105 4 года назад +35

    wow hes actually really good when i heard about his show I thought he was just gonna do a cheap copy job of the daily show but i love how he made it his own and puts his soul into it

  • @voicification
    @voicification 5 лет назад +188

    Disappointed Bernie didn’t say the word “yuge”

    • @drawcoder
      @drawcoder 5 лет назад +1

      yuge backwards e-guy

    • @hopesy12u4
      @hopesy12u4 5 лет назад +4

      If that's the only thing that disappointed you in this lame ass episode, i really dont know what to tell you.

    • @erNomic
      @erNomic 5 лет назад +7

      Revisit this post of yours when your 70 so you can kick your own ass for not taking this seriously.

  • @sanjanak1544
    @sanjanak1544 5 лет назад +11

    the fact he posted this on my birthday when i was feeling old... scary

  • @Czarulan
    @Czarulan 5 лет назад +37

    "I've been eating ass for 54 years". My hero!

  • @a.j.lilianmenashe5581
    @a.j.lilianmenashe5581 5 лет назад +40

    I'm a late life baby of woman who was born when the great depression (I know... which one?! 1929) took root. I've never known a time when a household wasn't multi-generational. The only thing that can make this circumstance a living hell or heaven is whether or not the family had always been abusive or healthy. Multi-generational living never ceased to exist, even among white folx; the nuclear family was set as the standard, but was not particularly the norm.
    Elders living at home will only be a problem is they were degenerates to begin with. Healthy dynamics are needed in order for care at home to be rendered efficiently as well as lovingly.

    • @wandat46
      @wandat46 3 года назад +2

      Lol. I agree. It's always been that way here.

  • @carolinamurtha3102
    @carolinamurtha3102 5 лет назад +217

    It’s such a cultural thing I think as well as Just retirement becoming a joke. Growing up in a huge Latino family, no one ends up in a nursing home, we take care of our parents until they die. I know we’re not the only ones. They took care of us, we take care of them.
    Edit: I love when Bernie laughs 😂.

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 5 лет назад +12

      Lots of people aren't having kids, or are having kids who are also in poverty :'(

    • @soiledhalo2296
      @soiledhalo2296 5 лет назад +3

      @@Anananaonymosu same for us in the Caribbean.

    • @hymanocohann2698
      @hymanocohann2698 5 лет назад +6

      As did my German, English, Irish and native families. Folk behave as folk

    • @grizzlyman329
      @grizzlyman329 5 лет назад +6

      We take care of our elders 🇧🇩, what is this nursing home they speak of?

    • @viperswhip
      @viperswhip 5 лет назад +2

      I don't need to, I will retire at 57 the moment my place is paid off, but damn if I don't intend to move in with my parents the moment they need help. I will buy them a bidet because I am not wiping anyone's ass but mine, but other than that, I am there for them the moment they need it. I think if you can self reflect and you had decent parents then maybe you will reach the same conclusion. But what blew my mind was, I think maybe it was People or McLean's magazine did a study on parents and kids, and only 30ish% of adult kids talk to their parents more than once per month. Okay lol, that doesn't sound like a lot of support is ready.

  • @datemistakes
    @datemistakes 5 лет назад +7

    In Taiwan growing up, part of the culture installs in your brain "respect your elders. You will be old one day".
    People always let elders sit first in public transport, and we bow to those older than us, simply because they have lived life a little longer and more likely to be wiser than me.
    It was an important childhood lesson.

  • @alexandragrace8164
    @alexandragrace8164 5 лет назад +12

    So difficult if you grew up with child abuse or domestic abuse and now your aging parents need care- and despite the life altering trauma they inflicted, you're not cruel enough to put them in a nursing home where they could be abused themselves. I can only speak for myself but since child abuse is so rampant, I suspect many people are in this situation.

  • @thomaspynchon8400
    @thomaspynchon8400 5 лет назад +47

    "The most hip-hop thing you can do is save the rainforest. " Word!

  • @speedracer2please
    @speedracer2please 5 лет назад +42

    I think this is what my mom was realizing when she possibly took her own life. I'd do anything to be her retirement plan right now, tell your parents while you still can.

  • @starcherry6814
    @starcherry6814 5 лет назад +69

    There's nothing wrong with taking care of your parents in their old age ❤️

    • @Oreo-vh7rk
      @Oreo-vh7rk 5 лет назад +35

      Nothing wrong unless you have financial issues yourself

    • @ZenoDovahkiin
      @ZenoDovahkiin 4 года назад +30

      It's not _wrong_ but it's difficult.

    • @starcherry6814
      @starcherry6814 4 года назад +10

      ​@@ZenoDovahkiin Absolutely! There's a huge stigma in America about living with your parents as an adult, maybe they're finally getting a taste of their own medicine 🤷‍♀️

    • @serenity4ever2010
      @serenity4ever2010 4 года назад +1

      @@charlieparker5346 we may have similar issues. I think toxicity makes it even worse. Having parents with medical issues but sitting them to talk to them about how to combat the medical problems is another elemental issue. I spent years taking care of my secetely autistic brother. I put a lot of things on hold. If I have to put another chapter on hold for my parents...I think I would drop dead.

    • @LouisKing995
      @LouisKing995 4 года назад

      Star Cherry There’s a difference between living with your parents, and your parents living with you.

  • @7emeRace
    @7emeRace 4 года назад +69

    "Because the most Hip-Hop thing you can do, is save the rain forest" I want that written on my tombstone yo XD

  • @ramimmollah4624
    @ramimmollah4624 5 лет назад +9

    2:34
    Damn... that opening, gets me every time.

  • @mexdaman7945
    @mexdaman7945 5 лет назад +33

    The last thing he said about immigrants is so true lmao I’ve asked my mom what her retirement plan is and she says one of her kids will take care of her xD