Chris D'Elia and Bryan Callen ROAST Each Other
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- Опубликовано: 17 май 2019
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Chris: ur old
Bryan: *hyperventilates*
"It looks like you put that outfit on and *then* you grew up."
😂😂😂
I’ve been rewatching these two roast each other for a week now. I’m still laughing my ass off
LMAO that last bit
"I'm a bird satirist"
"You're not a bird satirist"
"Ok I'm a avian humorist you have to give me that"
Absolutely hilarious
"what do you think...you are f****** doing?" was hilarious lol
Bryan "thats so disrespectful" callen
Chris would make a good Rick n Morty character
Yessssss
Bro, I see him as Rick allll the time. It's the hair, the lankiness, and the criticism lmao
Season 4 starts soon, who knows, maybe justin Roiland agrees lol
Idk if it’s the first episode or the second episode they do of the intergalactic tv channels they have a comedian on one of those episodes who has a lot of that Chris Delia touch
For sure!
"I need to wear sunglasses indoors because my future is so bright" - Chris D'Elia
Yikes!
10:03 "I'm an avian humorist, at least give me that" hahahahahaha
Bird satirists even better
In the last 2 weeks ive watched this way to many times. Hilarious
I'm sitting here laughing my ass off, "Here's My guest, Bryan Callen" hahahaha this is so good.
the guy on the left opens for matt d’elia. kid’s got potential but he’s already soooo old.
hes only got a couple more years in him, just s'old
Callens alright because he gets steady acting gigs, I think he just does stand up kind of on the side
@@timstarmer5242 did u see him in joker? Amazing performance
That Byron Callahan up-and-comer (I think thats his name) is 53 and *Chris D'elia* is like 40 so therefore he's exactly 62 years younger than Byron. Amazing.
"He tried" 💀
“What the fuck my future” I crack up every time
The burn with the tombstone.....I'm dying laughing
chris is too powerful... the kid was overwhelmed...
This didn’t age well huh
@@joeschraer7916 for both of em lol
Honestly Chris De’lia is a lot funnier in a normal conversation than he is on stage. He seriously tries way too hard on stage, and if he just calmed it down and talked like this he’d be even bigger than he is now.
How long have you been doing comedy?
Bad Rap
Oh s’cuse me. I forgot I’d also have to be a fucking CHEF to critique food. Ya fuckin dummy.
Brocco who asked you
AJ A I messaged him to tell him to respond. So me.
airanator1212 i agree , although when he is doing crowd work he is phenomenal. i honestly think what brings him down are specials, he’s not that good when its prewritten
Looks like "where's waldo" lmao
the beginning is amazing...
"its the number 2 podcast right under congratulations...and since you already listened to congratulations this week and this one is...your like ok well ill listen to this one to i guess, well im on this one as well, so hello guys and im with my guest host, my special guest host, Bry-yine Callen."
LMFAO
This whole podcast I was waiting for a mesamorphic minataur to walk through the door.
Or a fuckin dough goat
@@robertschneider779 or The Chief Engineer Of Laughter and Cheer lol
The "future so bright" bit hasn't aged so well.
That cup on the edge of the table is driving me nuts.
I’m here a year later and I swear to god bro, same.
Bryan “Don’t Say...” Callen.
His Irish accent was one of the best I’ve seen any American do tbh.
Yes!
2:10
Completely lost it lmao
I was laughing so hard when I first heard this podcast
This is such a good clip
I could listen to 5 hours straight of this.
'i know but funerals r'early'
7:40 future was getting too bright he was looking for the shades
"you read Twitter" ... not bad haha
We'll dilate down. Do you know what dilate means? Hmmm. Think Bryan doesn't
7:41 LMAOOOO
oh cool another banger from The Super Deluxo Kid and the Sweet Tart Tartin' Ass Clips
“You talked a lot about birds” killed me
LOL! "What do you think... you're fucking doing?"
This is too good
7:38 LOL
4:38 ROLOLOLOLOL
An "avian humorist" now that almost made me spit out my cereal 😂
7:38 that’s fucking hilarious 😆
3:17 - Bryan Callen’s funeral 😂🤣😂
They should declare a national public holiday to celebrate the comic genius of the chemistry between these two. It is fucking unreal.
Bryan thinks he has shoulders lmao he built like a #2 pencil.
‘in front of hundreds of thousands of people’ 😂😂😂
"He tried..." LMAOOOO
Better take those glasses off.. They must be broken 😂
2:26 Bryan "breathe like thirsty dog" Callen
ALSO 3:40 LMAO
He tried...
Funniest shit I've ever heard
100% favourite comedy duo
8:41 I love how Callen enjoys taking punishment. Who wouldn’t though? D’Elia is an artist.
"Don't Try" is on Bukowski's tombstone.
LOL "WHAT LITTLE BOY IS FREEZIN OUTSIDE BECAUSE YOU STOLE HIS OUTFIT?"
Your a tall boy 😩😂😂😭
...and it's ALL GOOOOD... but that's how it is!
These 2 could release a cartoon.. and should
Is anyone else seeing the facts about psoriasis ads under this video lol
Lol fucking hilarious
This was fucking hilarious
Dude Chris is the ultimate roast master.
What jeans are D’Elia wearing?
Callen is a great sport
Chris needed to roast Callens busted ass shoes in the first clip
Not to brag but I met and took a picture with ten min pod after a live show in LA can’t wait til we meet again
Pretty cool dude. Wish i couldve met them
LMFAO
Chris is funny like funnnnnny
2:28
As far as Americans doing Irish accents go that’s not bad
“Guuuuuys, guuuuuys, guuuuuys, he died….I’m gonna have to say that a shit-ton”
Lol.
"Brians" Irish accent wasn't actually to bad. Compared to most Americans I hear doing an Irish accent that one was fairly good.
Brian dresses like he was in the movie stand by me
I'm an avian humorist, at least give me that.
Chris D'Elia looks like Oliver Hudson tripped and landed face first in a puddle of Jewish
My favourite Callan quote it "Why do you hate nasa" if you know you know
"we'll dilate down. Do you know what dilate means?"
The word is "dilute."
cantcurecancer I think he meant to say "let's dial this down." That was a hilarious moment though considering "dialate" is the exact opposite of what he was trying to say.
Distill. He meant distill.
I'm pretty sure it was 'distend'
Where's the shaven polar bear?
Bryan “the opener” Callen
7:42
What do...
What do *you think you're fucking doing?*
Damn, that is one bright future
Bryan Charlie zelenoff callen
Our eyes are where!? Our Eyes are Where!!? 👀Ok so, if our future is in front of us. So I have to put these glasses on 😎. Otherwise! Otherwise! Otherwise! Otherwise! Otherwise!
3:00
Chris "i bought these shoes off a bum" Delia
Anyone know what kind of sneakers Callen is wearing?
It's cool that when beavis and butthead grow up they will still be friends. Beavis colored his hair but....
D'Elia didn't see that lawsuit coming in his bright future 😎
What’s up with coffee? Raccoons! 9:41
RIP.
"Dilate down" doesn't make any sense; Dilate means to open up. Sounds like Tart Tartin' Brian Callen is the one that doesn't know words.
dude is so dented
You can dilate down too...
@@wjeffcunningham you should look up some common phrases...because if you did, you'd know that it is indeed an actual phrase
@@snnowmaaan Did. 'Snot. 'S only 200 google search returns. 'SCallen needs to stop 'dropping knowledge' and focus on his psoriasis
Master Callen is the top bird humorist in the business, everyone knows this!
veespa he ain’t that funny really
if you're not here for Master Callen then why are you here? he's legitimately fucking hilarious, one of my favorite comedians. You know how they mention in the Ten Minute Podcast (if you're not familiar w/ the Ten Minute Podcast, episodes 001 through 351 with Bryan Callen, Chris D'Elia, & Will Sasso, you're missing out hardcore) how Bryan has one fan? "You & all of your fan" -- lol I'm the fan! GAMEFLYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
Daniel Smith honestly though, he’s so underrated for how he sets up other people. He really is a comedic genius
Bird SATIRIST!
This is f-ing hilarious.
*Chris D'elia roasts Bryan Callen...
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I always envision Chris as a south park character. But like he’s himself, and they’re making fun of him on the show.
chris never picked up those stupid fucking figures really shows character
why are these podcasts all in the same place?
Delano