my brother ranks shipping dynamics😬
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- Опубликовано: 20 июн 2024
- the highs were high and the lows were LOW
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Your Bro is mentally healthier than 90% of us...
Fr, I would have put most of the options in A and S 💀
lmao fr the ones he ranked low are some of my favorites 😂
Yes 😂😂
True, so normal it kinda makes me feel strange.
no no no he put polyamory in d and put "best friends withs us behavior" above it
1st does not inspire bad jokes about and significant mental damage to a large group of people who are just living their lives and being happy
2nd does, and extensively too (Aromantic people)
Coley fighting for her brother to understand the monster x human dynamic lol
"hear me out..."
@@merobiba413 i don't want to hear this out
Teratophilia is such a W
@@user-on9zs9md2l you never simped for a demon? i don't believe you.
@@Yan-chanx0 depends on the demo I’m not going for semi bipedal hellhound but the incomprehensible
twerking luigi is gonna be in my nightmares forever
Is it a noghtmare tho?
/s
@@gabrielvera8988 My comrade, you did not have to do the /s, we all know.
that's gonna be in my wet dreams forever
I feel like maybe shipping could be like a personality test..... Can you imagine having to do ship ranking during a job interview 😝
"Sorry, we dont hire monster fuckers at A.B Company."
The company has a rule against fraternization so they ask your opinion on coworker ships
As a human resources (almost) graduate, don't give me ideas lol
A part of me wants to laugh at the absurdity, but for another it feels way too real in light of all the terminally online brats nowadays who'd be totally in favor of this and many of whom having already participated in getting people fired (and worse).
WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU DO NOʻT HIRE MONSTERFUCKERS
I... I really thought that said A.B.O company
"all the small angry people" so he means all small people
As a short person I actually got mad at this comment 😭
As a short person I can confirm
@@diegoaranda2813nah but you guys have anger issues like once I was in a friend Group and I said to one of you you’ll Always have to look up at me
@@diegoaranda2813he said okay I’ll look up at the failure your
Parents see in you no future no life no money alone being ass: like legit you guys have anger issues
At this point if your brother ever gets a girlfriend she'll know ALL of his shipping interests day 1 xD
he said he has one
This is why I try to watch the whole video before commenting lol.
Also, we all know he rated celebrity x fan D tier
8:52
HE ALREADY HAS ONE LMAOO
You know how people say the best ship dynamic is just your ideal x self-insert? Coley ask your brother if he thinks he's the flustered caring goody-two-shoes or flirty reckless rebel.
Omg great idea XD
i don't know why it never occurred to me that coley is a nickname for nicole
I always assumed it was Coley's actual name, because I've known a woman actually named Coley.
Oh no, B is mentally sane! That’s rare
"Looks like a man with a brain."
"THAT'S RARE!"
6:45 - "If you're walking through a forest and see the same tree twice, you're lost" - Wisdom from B.
daaaaayum, he spittin tho, that's a good take!
Barely 2 minutes in, and Monster X Human is D Tier???
This is devastating. But the fact you kept trying to steer him to your side made it even funnier LOL
We just need to manipulate him with a couple that has one side have a monster transformation like a werewolf using as many of his S and A tier dynamics as possible and keeping the Monster transformation hidden for as long as possible until he's invested in the fanfic (we must convert him to our side)
B. is too wholesome a cinnamon roll. Somebody has to write a 50,000 words fic that tickles all of your brothers' S-tier buttons and slowly builds up to a knotting climax.
Why did 'knotting climax' make me think of the Omegaverse 😭
@@sanecatlady I mean, I (and he) would prefer a plain old werewolf with no ABO tropes, but your association is only natural.
@@twincast2005 So knotting is not on the table, but it is in the spice rack.
And then make it monster x human
ah yes, the boil the frog method
You 2 are peak Sibling Dynamic- unreal how REAL you're being with ALL THE DEFINITIONS
“If you’re walking through the forest and see the same tree twice, you’re lost” is SUCH A DIG. I love it. There is one ship that I love that for and it’s Feng Xin/Jian Lan from TGCF. Because they’re so complicated and it COULD WORK.
It could also just mean you’re on your way home ❤️
@@niyamitchell6818 stop bc this is going to make me delusional
"Handcuffs are fun!"
The comments;
👁👄👁
He has a point though…
@@blitzboy2934 ayoo 🤔
the ship dynamics he likes are basically the definition of Destiel
I was misinformed i thought this would be about boats
Have you not watched a single video from this channel…?
@andromeda_va39 I think they were joking lol.😊
LMAO
my favourite ship dynamic is destroyer escort x fleet carrier
@@inasfe7687mine is ASW Aircraft x Submarine
Made a mothman fanfic with all the tropes he hates PLUS mothman, it's called "B's most hated: A complicated love story." on AO3 by myself.
(doesn't have every shipping dynamic he hates, but has most)
I can't tell if you're joking or not because I can't find the fic 😢
@@peli._.668 I'm not, I tried looking for it to make sure it was searchable, just searching "B's most hated" works on ao3 (though, it does kinda suck, I made it in a hour or so)
HOLY FUCK I FOUND IT IT'S REAL
@@Tail_sez Please link it somewhere somehow, I genuinely cannot find the fic :(
@@peli._.668 RUclips tends to eat links, but on AO3, go to Search --> Works --> then in the title bar type in --> B's most hated: A complicated love story. It should be the only work that comes up!
Coley trying to convert her brother to the ways of monster x human makes me giggle
B is so freaking healthy
WE STAN HEALTHY RELATIONSHIPS!
"know your place smol person" took me out🤣💀
Our fanfic queen has uploaded!
I can only wish to have the talent to write a fanfic with all of the dynamics that are in D tier just to piss your brother off. With extra emphasis on the monster x human dynamic.
LMAO
A monsterf*cker who is an obsessed yandere fan of some monster celebrity? They used to date before monster guy was famous. Monster's the self-deprecating goblin but is very protective, and also there's a love triangle that turns poly?
HEAR ME OUT- _crack fic_
Damn your brother actually sounds pretty sane
not her recommending good omens when he said the angel x demon trope was hot, their responses were both so perfect i love it
honestly, I like how ur brother sees the world, he likes couples where both the people are at the same level, he doesnt like to take advantage of people or for people to need protection, and thats a very beautiful way for men to see the world.
We've found it, internet. The one person who prefers human-Beast. Marlene Dietrich is spinning in her grave right now.
Seeing "Polyamory is the answer" at D tier hurt, but expected if he put "Monster x human" at D tier. At least I can agree with his S tiers sigh.
Alr know this gonna b chaotic and I couldn't be readier
B would definitely love Good Omens as Coley mentions at 6:07
i died when good omens came up because lord knows how hyperfixated i am with that show 😭😭
@@iinfinity36131 yeah
@@iinfinity36131 same, i was thinking good omens when I saw angel x demon and when it appeared the happiness I felt was insane
Yandere monster fan who is obsessed with a human celebrity. They get together (I'm not writing a fic in the comments lol) find out the celeb's ex still loves them, but broke up because they felt they weren't worthy of the celeb. They decide to form a polycule of Celeb, Yandere Monster, and Celeb's sensitive&self-deprecating ex. The celeb is the perfect&protective one...I think that covers all bases...
Or maybe the monster's the celeb b/c it's an au where everyone's down for some monster love. 🤷♀️
‘Boy do I have a show for you’
Me: GOOD OMENS GOOD OMENS ZHDJJZOSBFJEKS
I was so ready for Coley to whip out her list and him to just be like WHAT WHY to everything I would have laughed so hard XD
the best friends one is actually S tier if they are, in fact, not actually dating
I think the better analogy for rival to lover would've been Shadow and Sonic.
That is THE ultimate enemies to rivals to lovers ships. It just works.
Also for "best friends" with sus behavior...Puzzleshipping. Puzzleshipping 100%
THATS LITERALLY WHAT I WAS THINKINGF OMGGG SRDFJHGKJDXD
I like drarry as a good rivals to lovers dynamic, though I guess it could also just be enemies to lovers...
@@petazedrok meh drarry is more bully x bullied
I KEEP FORGGETTING COLEY WAS/IS IN THE GENSHIN FANDOM I GOT JUMPSCARED BY KAVETHAM, CHILUMI, WRIOLETTE, ETC.
the ratio x aventurine i was not expecting that LMFAO
@@Raylus1408 yeah the video of the light cone caught me off guard ✋💀
@@Raylus1408those are common enough then i see ARGENTHILL????
THEY SUMMONED SO MANY FANDOMS HSR, GENSHIN, AND MORE
I see that S-tier list and my mind instantly goes
"This is Garnet"
and like it actually fits!
The slow creep of Nasty by Tinashe as you were trying to defend the monster x human ship trope was SENDING me 😂
Lowkey busted a lung over “like an alien monster?? From like Alien- the Xenomorph? You haven’t seen Alien?”
“know your place, smol person”
me: *OH HAYELLL NAH IM GONNA COMIT A MADURDUR TONIGHT*
I love this. This was so wholesome. He’s an absolute cookie - def the chocolate chip kind.
6:06 YES! Get him into Good Omens
Some of these dynamics I think would be ranked higher if he saw them being executed well. Some of these dynamics I love bc some of my favorite silly little Thai shows have these dynamics
he put all my favorites in D tier, so if anyones writing the fic specifically catered to pissing him off its me
Do it. And share with the class.
Pls the way your brother is roasting me 😂
The "get ahold of yourself" is killing me softly 🥲💀
The vids with you two together are always a riot 😂
*chuckle* the disbelief over sharing genetic material. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
6:46 Can we talk about how S-tier that quote from your brother was? I'm definitely writing that down! Good on him, and thanks as always for another fun video!
6:07
literally laughed out loud when she dropped the good omens bombshell
The way that the little bit of professionalism that Coley has gained over the years IMMEDIATELY goes out the window when the bro shows up is peak sibling energy and I love it
8:12 WHEN I SAW SELF DEPRECATING X INSISTENT, I FLIPPED MY SHIT.
It's literally in all of my favourite fics of all time, and such a FASCINATING character study and when it hits IT HITS WITH THAT *GOOOD* CHEST ACHE.
My favourite iteration was a fic where they combined this with trauma bonding, and their internal monologues were "this person was gone through so much more than me and got nothing for it, whilst i get their happy ending, im awful" and "my trauma has twisted me into someone cruel and inhuman and this other person deserves the happy ending i crave but dont deserve it and i should leave" and im here in the back like YOU TWO SHOULD KISS
REALL SO REALLL
I agree one hundred percent
I'm *literally* writing a fic myself with a self depreciate x insistent troupe and I literally like, sobbed when he put that in such low tier. I can see why but man there is literally *potential* and so much emotional heartstrings with this troupe i love reading and writing it
Wow, that's truly one of my notp dynamics, no faster way of making me close the tab in a fic of a ship I like than to pull this dynamic. Yikes
@@altair_nair3702same 😭 i hate it so so bad. one of the only ship dynamics i find annoying
my god he's going to L O V E good omens
ok but your brother is so based for saying no to all relationship with a weird power dynamic. like. we know that often what we read doesnt reflect our real life values but it's so nice to hear him say that
Using MadoHomu as the example for sus "best friends" was too perfect and nearly killed me
Thank god I wasn't the only one who noticed-
"we both got A's on our test" is the WORST example of rivals to lovers 😭
I am satisfied with how much star rail is used in this video ty coley😂❤
Fr i literally just started hsr and i got jumpscared
Your brother shares basically all of my opinions. I'm not even kidding, I'd only change one or two things.
"BOY DO I HAVE THE SHOW FOR YOU!!" BROOO
Your relationship with your brother is so sweet! Love how close you two are! ^-^
I love "Polyamory is the Answer" ships with love triangles where I want everyone to get together. Like...in MLP where I want AJ, RD, and Rarity to all date.
I love these family vids by you, they make me happy
I love your vids with your bro! Love the dynamics and the editing is spot on.
I love these videos! You and your brother’s relationship is so cute and hilarious to see XD
Love the editing style !
9:28 Not the "Doctor, you're huge" moment lol.
BAHAHAH "we can make this work for us"
Love when you make videos with your brother ♡ love your dynamic!
I love these videos with your brother
GUNS AND ROSES OMG
I love all the Genshin and Honkai references in this video lol they spark joy
I love your brother already, he is such a vibe
Y’all are so real for this 😭😭
hi coley !! i love your content and was wondering if you'd consider doing a video on dead boy detectives !! its a super underrated show set in the same universe as sandman (by neil gaiman), and netflix is going to decide if they want to renew it really soon, but with the viewership rates right now it doesnt look too great :( the main ship reminds me a lot of aziraphale and crowley and hopefully it has a better chance of being renewed if you make a video on it !!
I love the whole dynamic of coley explaining things to her brother
Gotta have your brother rank your favourite monsters. That would be like hell for him 😂
Sane and insane rank couple dynamics
Your brother would LOVE Mo dao zu shi. Everything is his S-tier literally describes them. Badass it-couple with the whole Rebel x Goody-two shoes dynamic. Or at least have him watch the live action or (Even better) the anime(?).
The clips that were used are making me cackle 🤣🤣
Ao3 was down so I bingewatched you and now you fill my feed
Perfect timing to upload on my birthday! 😁
Happy birthday! 🎉
Welcome back Sister B!
Oh this is gonna be so good I just know it
I originally wasn't too phased over the nerd x jock dynamic till I read a soul mate prompt about them being able to hear one another's thoughts
Particularly the couterback on the field who can hear the nerdiest kid in the school going over the periodic table in their head
I'm not personally into soul mate aus but something about this one just melted my heart 🤩
the welt and final victor clips got me
actually all hsr clips did, there was a lot
I've never been this early before omg! Can you do a 'entering the marauders fandom' vid?
the way i died laughing and started choking at half of the things he said, especially "oooo handcuffs can be fun" bro rly said that to his sister
Why thou Brother not like Monster x Human ✊😔
It doesn't have to be a Big Monster D it could be a Big Monster 🍈s🤨
(Or Both.)
GOOD OMENS MENTION YIPPEEEEEE
Oh my god your brother would have such a cool dynamic with Genshin's Alhaitham
I JUST CLICKED ON THIS NOTIFICATION I DID NOT EXPECT TO SEE ALHAJTHAM IN THE COMMENTS
@@tegcat I can sense the presence of a good Haitham ship from a mile away
@@AbcightDevHAHHSAHAHAH
OML the texts on screen make it more hilarious
6:17 madohomu for "Best Friends" But with sus behavior is so real
Im curious what his comments was for "polyamory is the answer"
THE FACT I GET THE IMPLACATIONS WITH THE GENSHIN ONES (AND THE OTHERS) IS CRAZY THIS IS MY DREAM CHANNEL WTF
The Evans Boy actually has nearly all of the S and A shipping dynamics. And it’s awesome ❤
"Handcuffs are fun"
Ah, i see you're Both your mother's child 😂
Got a lot of common ground on immediately frowning where the ship involves a power imbalance x)
"Boy do i have a show for you!" SO real
I NEED TO DO THIS WITH MY BROTHER NOW
Lmaooooo I loved the spinning youtooz eclipse edit, I have him and I love him lmaoooo
iconic video
Ur brother seems so sweet tbh
seeing bronseele here made me love this video even more than i was already loving it
Hey i was wondering if you'd ever do like a lmk video? I haven't seen one but i might have missed it, no pressure just love your videos! ❤
HELL YEAH GOOD OMENS ‼️‼️🗣️🗣️🗣️