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What is it with good RUclipsrs and making sponsored segments where they talk about starving until they discovered Factor. It's the only sponsored segment i watch, keep it up.
This is why I love this game, it usually rewards you for asking the question: "huh... I wonder if I can do this?" Note: "reward" is being used very loosely here, as sometimes you just get a funny dialogue, but I still see it as an absolute win compared to the game just telling you no or outright ignoring you
@@rmg480 Dude I'll take dialogue as a reward. I felt so smart for stealthily removing all of Nere's gang before fighting him after having my ass handed to me the first time, and then was absolutely ecstatic when the game noticed that. It feels like the game really can react to anything, like it's a real world.
Imagine sitting around honoring your brain God when suddenly you're interupted by 4 buff idiots magically flinging around a stinky knife and the shit blade juggling quickly decimates everyone you know.
Because they change myriad other things and that nerfs/buffs/changes to how things (including feats) works is literally the point of these patches? For example, they nerfed twinned spell as you can no longer twin chain lightning. By your logic they should've left it alone, but clearly they didn't. @@eeefe972
"Don't like it, don't use it" is a horrible approach to balance. If you need an OP feat to carry you through, just play on an easier difficulty. Even single player games need balance.
A fun trick I use to do inventory management in combat is: make sure everyone is holding some sort of weapon, and leave a character in camp. Then, whenever you want to have someone else equip the poo scraper, have the camp character equip it *out of their hands*. This swaps the weapons of the camp character and the person with the poo scraper, effectively moving the poo scraper into their hands. Even in combat the camp character does this for free. Then have the camp character equip the weapon of whoever you want to have the scraper, and they’ll have it without spending their action equipping it. Seldom useful but worth knowing, imo
Incredible work here. Would love to see a scrolls only run. Not 100% sure it's doable but the shenanigans required coupled with your humor would be prime viewing.
It’s easily doable. When you level up, vendors that sell scrolls will refill their stock. You can either pickpocket them, put the scrolls in a backpack, or, on PC, use the pouch glitch. This way, you’ll have an infinite number of scrolls. but I think it is even doable without a glitch or pickpocketing, where you just buy the scrolls.
i was so diaspointed i cant sussur bark forge the poo scraper, which implys it is actual magical item or not dagger at all. Also i'm 100% sure that goblins use this to unclog their constipation, thus the name.
The Bullette can be either pronounced as "Boo-let" or "Boo-lay". Though its original name was literally just "the bullet" so it doesn't really matter. Duergar is pronounced like "doo-er-gar".
Fun fact! You can actually throw something at the lever and the wheel from the broken stairs at the grymforge. Doing this will trigger Grym's boss fight, but since you never actually left the stairs, he can't reach you. So, since you're playing an Eldrich Knight, you can just throw the knife at him over and over again until he dies. It will take a hot minute to beat him this way, but it works. And you get an achievement for it because you didn't use the hammer to damage him the entire time.
When you have an image in your head about what a content creator looks like, and then they come out with a sponsorship bit where they look like they love the Beetles just a liiiiitle too much.
Just so you know, you can throw things at the Netherbrain. The hitbox is weird, but I was able to make it work by selecting it's marker in the initiative counter instead of targeting the actual creature.
Now the next level of cheese - there's no reason the EKnight has to be in your party so just spec frog lady as one and have her bind the scraper in camp every morning. Now karlach can zerk as well lol. Also make Gale a cleric to Aid you every morning and put Warding Bond on someone.
17:58 arcane lock is amazing. A while back I stumbled across a video showing how to use it to cheese Auntie Ethel and tried it out for myself. You can actually lock the _staircase_ leading down into her cave. Since her AI is programmed to immediately run downstairs, she just spends every turn trying and failing to unlock the stairs. Then you can just beat her up and completely avoid the fight in the cave.
14:46 maybe this is cheesy but you can get the duegar to fight a civil war lol and it’s actually pretty player-favored if you side against Nere. I, unfortunately, accidentally did not do this in my honor run and nearly wiped, with 2 party members dead and one down by the end of the combat but hey! I survived! Nere is a pushover once he’s alone, so we just. Murdered him in cold blood.
2:52 You could've just had one character initiate the battle while everyone else stays hidden and out of range. Then, have everyone sneak away to get Poo Scraper.
The Cloud Giants aren't named that because they are as strong as a cloud or anything. It's because they're so huge, they literally walk through clouds. So yeah, a bit bigger than just some hill.
first 5 seconds of the video - finally somebody admits this. I'm so tired of everyone talking about nothing else and then lying to themselves they ARENT playing it vicariously and parasocially as possible.
Before releasing Nere, I called everyone over into one spot with performance, set down a bunch of bombs, and just killed everyone. There was literally 3 people left when I was fighting Nere. Worked, weirdly enough
You know... you could've used perilous stakes from tadpoles to give every enemy vulnerability to fucking everything, including piercing damage so it gets doubl3d by every person who throws poo scraper, additionally if one of your party members uses the weapon feature from the sword you picked up from the under deep it would've done an additional 1d4 phsycic damage from poo scraper
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What is it with good RUclipsrs and making sponsored segments where they talk about starving until they discovered Factor.
It's the only sponsored segment i watch, keep it up.
just wanna say I have POTS too, its so hard to stand and cook for long periods at a time, I wouldn't be able to eat if it was for frozen meals lol
fuck it i havent finished my first olay through but imma do this now
THE MOST ANNOYING THING IS YOU CANT ENCHANT IT WITH THE SUSSUR BARK
I would imagine even surviving a stab and getting away would just lead them to die of blood poisoning.
20:00 Throwing a speed potion at hasted Balthazar to immediately make him lethargic truly was a giga brain strat, holy shit.
Noted:next playthrough be an a-hole for fun :3
This is why I love this game, it usually rewards you for asking the question: "huh... I wonder if I can do this?"
Note: "reward" is being used very loosely here, as sometimes you just get a funny dialogue, but I still see it as an absolute win compared to the game just telling you no or outright ignoring you
Those are some good gf cookies tho. I ate half a bag tonight
Dude's brain evolved into a netherbrain
@@rmg480 Dude I'll take dialogue as a reward. I felt so smart for stealthily removing all of Nere's gang before fighting him after having my ass handed to me the first time, and then was absolutely ecstatic when the game noticed that. It feels like the game really can react to anything, like it's a real world.
failed the challenge did kick damage to a squirrel
:bwomp:
😂
Also bit the Goblins toe (Dark Urge choice) in the scene bc it gives 1 dmg afterwards 😂
He merely asked if YOU could though sir
I don't think it really counts as the entity taking damage. So, he really did not fail the challenge.
Imagine sitting around honoring your brain God when suddenly you're interupted by 4 buff idiots magically flinging around a stinky knife and the shit blade juggling quickly decimates everyone you know.
"The Brown Urge" fucking killed me
He's not called the anaalspawn for nothing
He better have done it with the poo scraper or we're gonna have to reset the run
"Dung urge"
"The urge eater"
Larian pls make the poo scraper do an additional 1d4 poison or necrotic damage I'd be so happy
Psychic Damage
Or it grows everytime u eat it
poo scraper is plenty powerful already
1d4 poison Dmg and if the poison hits make it apply a diarrhea debuff which does exactly what you think it would before skipping their turn.
35% chances to cause the sickness "slimy doom"
If there was an achievement for this, I'd name it "Well, That's Just Disrespectful"
maybe they'll put one in
Astarion "for" moral support, no, Astarion needs moral support
Astarion provides a lot of support, but I'm not sure the word 'moral' ever applies.
Astarion and Durge support each other uwu
@@feloniousbutterfly👀
All the companions need moral support lol
Astarion needs mortal support
This video is proof that Tavern Brawler is the most OP feat ever and even the gods tremble before the might of a drunk idiot with a rusty dagger.
I am amazed that they did nothing with it in Patch 6.
Why would they it's a single player game lol don't like it don't use it
@@Tosnoob I mean it´s a fun feat so i don´t see a reason for them to change it.
Because they change myriad other things and that nerfs/buffs/changes to how things (including feats) works is literally the point of these patches? For example, they nerfed twinned spell as you can no longer twin chain lightning. By your logic they should've left it alone, but clearly they didn't. @@eeefe972
"Don't like it, don't use it" is a horrible approach to balance. If you need an OP feat to carry you through, just play on an easier difficulty. Even single player games need balance.
Scraping the piece of shit that made Karlach sad is what the knife was made for.
He's hot though
@@iiredgm not after making Karlach sad he ain't
@@AlastairTheAnalyist Actually.... he's very briefly a lot hotter.
@@edwardking9359 And he becomes a very tasty drink
@@iiredgmKarlach is hotter.
The “local predators” comment about Raphael is an underrated gem imo
Who also happens to be another reddit mod.
“I fixed him” was a killer finale
A fun trick I use to do inventory management in combat is: make sure everyone is holding some sort of weapon, and leave a character in camp. Then, whenever you want to have someone else equip the poo scraper, have the camp character equip it *out of their hands*. This swaps the weapons of the camp character and the person with the poo scraper, effectively moving the poo scraper into their hands. Even in combat the camp character does this for free. Then have the camp character equip the weapon of whoever you want to have the scraper, and they’ll have it without spending their action equipping it. Seldom useful but worth knowing, imo
Definitely useful information for attempting seemingly impossible challenge runs.
five head play
the "astarion for... moral support" joke made me laugh so hard i almost choked to death. 😭
20:28 You just drop one of the hardest BG3 edits ever and thought we wouldn’t notice? (We seemingly didn’t, I can’t find anyone talking about it.)
THANK YOU that entire bit came out of nowhere and hit me like a truck
THE LOATHSOME DUNGEATER
THE EVIL EXCREMENT ENJOYER
THE DREADED CAACAA CONSUMER
THE NAUGHTY NUMBER-TWO NIBBLER
THE FEARSOME FECAL FEASTER
THE DASTARDLY DOO-DOO DEVOURER
Even if you do not kill your enemies if you stab'em with poo scrapper I am sure Sepsis will take them eventually
Getting dunked with Poo Scraper is sure a crappy way to go 💀🔪
It really stinks, that’s for sure
HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
"Let's not do something... hilarious." Best line ever!! & Never underestimate the power of the POO SCRAPER!!
POO SCRAPER MY BELOVED
Astarion genetically engineered for troll runs XD
Incredible work here. Would love to see a scrolls only run. Not 100% sure it's doable but the shenanigans required coupled with your humor would be prime viewing.
It’s easily doable. When you level up, vendors that sell scrolls will refill their stock. You can either pickpocket them, put the scrolls in a backpack, or, on PC, use the pouch glitch. This way, you’ll have an infinite number of scrolls.
but I think it is even doable without a glitch or pickpocketing, where you just buy the scrolls.
i was so diaspointed i cant sussur bark forge the poo scraper, which implys it is actual magical item or not dagger at all.
Also i'm 100% sure that goblins use this to unclog their constipation, thus the name.
ew
I’m pretty sure poo scraper is technically shovels since you find it along with the scroll to summon her.
6:50 "Potion of self sucking flexibility" ~oh i'm so gonna steal that and copy it into my game, just try and stop me.
8:40 YEEEEEEEESSS. Embrace the tavern brawler. Karlach as a tavern brawler was my savior in act 2 and 3 after a respec to tavern brawler.
Clicked for the thumbnail, stayed for the funniest opening 30 seconds i've seen in a video for ages. 11/10
Video Idea: The Tom and Jerry run. Were you play as a cat with a rat familiar. The basic rule is you beat the game with contraptions or accidents.
Handing the knife between people is just madness. Incredible
Laughed a little too hard at "The brown urge".
Covering your blade in shit is actually a good way to get tried for warcrimes by the bauldur’s gate equivalent of the Geneva Convention.
Poo Scraper adventure begins.
Poo Scraper discovers enemy with piercing resistance
Poo Scraper: *Shocked Piakchu Face*
The Bullette can be either pronounced as "Boo-let" or "Boo-lay". Though its original name was literally just "the bullet" so it doesn't really matter. Duergar is pronounced like "doo-er-gar".
The squirrel quick being in the badass montage is some peak storytelling
How dare you do that alarm sound at 05:16!?
… it instantly put me in a state of shock for a second, lol.
Fun fact! You can actually throw something at the lever and the wheel from the broken stairs at the grymforge. Doing this will trigger Grym's boss fight, but since you never actually left the stairs, he can't reach you. So, since you're playing an Eldrich Knight, you can just throw the knife at him over and over again until he dies. It will take a hot minute to beat him this way, but it works. And you get an achievement for it because you didn't use the hammer to damage him the entire time.
Bro, my playthroughs aren’t “I can fix them” they’re “I can destroy them” 😂
"i can fix them" "i can make them worse" i COULD fix them but whatever the fuck is wrong with them already is kinda hot
And in the case of karlach I suppose that becomes much more literal lol.
Cloud isn't stronger than a hill but a giant tall as clouds is stronger than a giant tall as a hill
The Turdge 🤣
0:10 "Exploration" 😂
Not the poop knife run...
Yes the poo knife run.
14:02 This damn synched screen took me tf out 😂😂😂 caught me way off guard ngl lol
When you have an image in your head about what a content creator looks like, and then they come out with a sponsorship bit where they look like they love the Beetles just a liiiiitle too much.
Couldn't name one beetles song if my life depended on it lol. I am in desperate need of a haircut, though.
19:42 you don't need to wait for that person's turn. Press tab to open all inventories at once and you can drag or click it across!
“But more importantly he made karlach sad, so he needs to die” very true i second this statement
Just so you know, you can throw things at the Netherbrain. The hitbox is weird, but I was able to make it work by selecting it's marker in the initiative counter instead of targeting the actual creature.
GLORY TO MAO!!!! nah fr that part made me laugh harder than i have ever laughed in a year, thanks, i really needed that
Greater paladin of Mao Zedong
This was really fun to watch. Amazing editing dude lol I can tell how much effort goes into it for sure
Of every bg3 challenge I have seen this video was by far the funniest.
Now the next level of cheese - there's no reason the EKnight has to be in your party so just spec frog lady as one and have her bind the scraper in camp every morning. Now karlach can zerk as well lol.
Also make Gale a cleric to Aid you every morning and put Warding Bond on someone.
This is genuinely one of the funniest bg3 videos I have ever seen
You, Reggie, and Kleaper, are my new favorite RUclipsrs. Love the content, style, and dark humor. Keep up the great work y'all!
God 1:58 is so unfathomably based that I just had to sub. Half elves in bg3 are the definition of bi-panic
17:58 arcane lock is amazing. A while back I stumbled across a video showing how to use it to cheese Auntie Ethel and tried it out for myself. You can actually lock the _staircase_ leading down into her cave. Since her AI is programmed to immediately run downstairs, she just spends every turn trying and failing to unlock the stairs. Then you can just beat her up and completely avoid the fight in the cave.
14:46 maybe this is cheesy but you can get the duegar to fight a civil war lol and it’s actually pretty player-favored if you side against Nere. I, unfortunately, accidentally did not do this in my honor run and nearly wiped, with 2 party members dead and one down by the end of the combat but hey! I survived! Nere is a pushover once he’s alone, so we just. Murdered him in cold blood.
You use Doom music with anything and it instantly becomes the most badass thing ever.
The only thing they fear . . . is POO SCRAPER
Weird that karlach didn’t approve of goblin killing considering they literally wanted to pillage the grove full of tiefling refugees
“The brown urge” killed me! Haha
God, I love the idea of what is essentially a bowl of tapioca pudding, piloting a giant flesh and bone Mech suit
Amazing video. The Ending really got me there!
Keep up the great work!
The editing of this video is just... _Exquisite_
I cant stop watching it
this is insane behavior, love to see it
Love the content, keep it up. Your warhammer stuff is amazing
Ah, yes, the adventures of The Brown Urge with his trusty poopoo dookie scraper, and friends
the fact the poop knife doesnt do any poison damage is criminal.
This was very entertaining to watch, and I will definitely be using that potion of speed - lethargy trick
the editing and jokes are god tier. i am so happy i found this.
Really great video. Thanks for taking the time to make it and share it. It’s appreciated.
7:54 I feel that man I feel that.
2:52 You could've just had one character initiate the battle while everyone else stays hidden and out of range. Then, have everyone sneak away to get Poo Scraper.
Unlocking suspiciously yellow D20 for beating the game in Honour mode with a Poo scraper is free real estate 😂
Could've just spawned 4 poo scrapers and closed cheat engine. Save yourself so much pain since it's just a unique named generic dagger.
I finally finished the game so I can watch this without fear. I was giggling like a lunatic the entire way through! Good job
This is the first video I've seen from you and I wouldn't have it any other way this was hilarious
Poo scraper should have 1 innate poison damage just because its a POO scraper.
The concept is good. The script and editing is excellent
Love the moment with Astarion in the beginning, immediately subbed
0:06 what if some of us want to make them worse? Ever think of that?
Uck
man i love durge
I hear that kotor 2 soundtrack you got going. Man of culture
You had me at “The Brown Urge”
The Cloud Giants aren't named that because they are as strong as a cloud or anything. It's because they're so huge, they literally walk through clouds. So yeah, a bit bigger than just some hill.
Ive been avoiding these kind of videos until I completed my first play through. Just finished last night!
first 5 seconds of the video - finally somebody admits this. I'm so tired of everyone talking about nothing else and then lying to themselves they ARENT playing it vicariously and parasocially as possible.
This was a fabulous idea...I had it myself...but you saved me the trouble...I also would have accepted the Nut -Buster as a companion item.
I am honestly perplexed as to how this game was released with the bug that the "Poo Scraper" is not classified as a Legendary Item. SAD
Before releasing Nere, I called everyone over into one spot with performance, set down a bunch of bombs, and just killed everyone. There was literally 3 people left when I was fighting Nere.
Worked, weirdly enough
you are so fucking funny i couldn’t even focus on what the objective of the video was… 10/10
Man the shadowheart-Anime-Dynasty had me in tears!
Oh goddamn it I dies at "The Brown Urge"
very scary jumpscare 5:15
Squirrel kicking montage goes illegally hard
Dude @20:30 made me laugh harder than I should, omfg
I choked on my tea at 14:01 i don't know why but the wilhelm scream is perfect
You know... you could've used perilous stakes from tadpoles to give every enemy vulnerability to fucking everything, including piercing damage so it gets doubl3d by every person who throws poo scraper, additionally if one of your party members uses the weapon feature from the sword you picked up from the under deep it would've done an additional 1d4 phsycic damage from poo scraper
My friend and I both found this hilarious. good job.
brother I am high as a goddamn kite rn and this video is doing some cocomelon shit to my brain.
I come back every so often to rewatch this. Watching it high changed my brain chemistry somehow.
first time I laugh that much at a "can you beat" video since mitten squad, thanks mate
Just a note, you can do a long rest and Nere will die from the gas and everyone will leave. No planning needed.
0:00 I mean, if you don't equip gauntlets or rings, or use consumables for damage, that would be a scary challenge. But still possible I'd guess.
The haste potion into lethargic is actually so big brain
“You made Karlach sad! Death by Poo Scraper!” Tav to Gordon.
If you want to know how you got to 100k subscribers, I happen to know the truth....
Because you make wonderfully fun content that a lot of people like! Here's hoping for 200k!
Poo Scraper and Nutbuster my beloved weapons
Also congrats on 100K you do good videos I enjoy them