If This Is The Answer What Is The Question? Gary Delaney one-liners compilation from Mock the Week

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  • Опубликовано: 11 фев 2021
  • This is a round on Mock where you make up funny questions for that week's answer, often a high or low number. It's always the first round recorded, but sometimes swapped with the picture round in the edit. It runs until Dara starts telling everyone to wind it up which means somebody please do the correct answer now so we can move on. If you're new to the panel you get to pick the subject and given a free run on the first question suggestion. I've tried to add the subtitles as an option on this rather than burn them on, so we'll see if that works. If it doesn't I'll go back to burning them on as more people like that than don't.
    My fourth tour 'Gary In Punderland' starts this Summer (to allow time for vaccine rollout) and will continue throughout 2022 and, if it sells like the last tour, well into 2023. Currently on sale dates are here www.garydelaney.com. Most of my regular venues are still out of action due to Covid hence the great many missing towns and cities. Don't worry, I've not forgotten you! As we return to normal these towns will hopefully be added as will more dates in the places that sold out too fast for people to get tickets. Whenever new tickets go on sale I'll let everyone on my mailing list know. You can also sign up for local alerts for your area at www.garydelaney.com
    I've got a joke book out called Pundamentalist if you like that sort of thing. It's got 1000 jokes in it, none of which are in Gary In Punderland. All the usual places for the UK, use www.bookdepository.com for international orders as Amazon are super sloooooowww.
    I'm also on Twitter @GaryDelaney , Instagram @GaryDelaneyComedian and Facebook @GaryDelaneyComedian and I post a joke a day on those pretty much all the time.
    Tara a bit
    GD
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Комментарии • 45

  • @GaryDelaneyComedian
    @GaryDelaneyComedian  3 года назад +7

    Tour dates: www.garydelaney.com
    More dates will be added as more venues reopen and gradually work through their backlog of postponed shows.
    If it says "Join waiting list" that means it's not really sold out as the venue held back tickets because of social distancing. For events after June 21st 2021 these can reasonably be expected to go on sale at some point, hence the waiting list.

  • @tonyadigitalnorway1155
    @tonyadigitalnorway1155 Год назад +1

    Pure.
    Genius.

  • @IbadassI
    @IbadassI 2 года назад +1

    So quick witted!

  • @platypushatstand
    @platypushatstand 11 месяцев назад

    Mirrorball joke. Priceless.

  • @blitzstrahl
    @blitzstrahl Год назад +1

    Last one was genius: Fat, Nappies & Condoms = Gary, Hugh and James. XD

  • @richardzellers
    @richardzellers 3 года назад +17

    Keep them coming

  • @MykeLewisMusic
    @MykeLewisMusic 3 года назад +19

    How many older does Madonna's neck look, holy crap, dude, standing ovation over here! 🤣

  • @hebejeebies2452
    @hebejeebies2452 2 года назад +4

    The Cher joke is brilliant 😂

  • @jqpublic3104
    @jqpublic3104 2 года назад +2

    You are legitimately hilarious.

    • @1t_wasnt_me
      @1t_wasnt_me 2 года назад +1

      As opposed to what? illegitimately hilarious? What would be the difference? and which one would be funnier than the other? And why?

  • @oscartravis5740
    @oscartravis5740 3 года назад +10

    Is the answer Princess Monaco of Kent?! ;-)

  • @migueljose3612
    @migueljose3612 2 года назад +1

    Never saw the show, but loved the outakes.

  • @nigelwade892
    @nigelwade892 Год назад

    One of the best !

  • @RichScadding
    @RichScadding 2 года назад +1

    05:40 Rob's having a stroke and nobody noticed

  • @grammarnazi9440
    @grammarnazi9440 2 года назад +1

    I love this man

  • @jaywills5776
    @jaywills5776 3 года назад +6

    Love this show. So spontaneous.

  • @LucaTurilli89
    @LucaTurilli89 2 года назад +1

    2:29 Dara's sudden reaction to some big fan of Apple is sick! :D

  • @in-the-vanpeter5157
    @in-the-vanpeter5157 3 года назад +6

    If that’s really you Gary , you are a legend

  • @philipboyd3544
    @philipboyd3544 3 года назад +2

    Love it .

  • @catweasle5737
    @catweasle5737 3 года назад +5

    Love English comedy.

    • @1t_wasnt_me
      @1t_wasnt_me 2 года назад +1

      But it's not English. Most of it is termed as Wilde-ian humour!

  • @PiusXulu
    @PiusXulu 3 года назад +3

    This is amazing 🔥🔥🔥

  • @petetong9725
    @petetong9725 3 года назад +7

    Gary needs to be the next team captain....

  • @manu-tonyo9654
    @manu-tonyo9654 3 года назад +2

    Love it, cheers for sharing :)

    • @manu-tonyo9654
      @manu-tonyo9654 3 года назад +1

      And I'll check out the book and keep an eye out for your dates as Covid fuk's off. Thanks for the laughter :)

  • @snakeplisskinable
    @snakeplisskinable Год назад

    Murdered me with the cheese fish and drugs quip

  • @gsimatty
    @gsimatty 3 года назад +1

    Your quick man

  • @IDDQDSound
    @IDDQDSound 3 года назад +6

    Anyone notice 5:41

    • @PiusXulu
      @PiusXulu 3 года назад

      Damn!!! That's scary AF 😳

  • @simvrod
    @simvrod 3 года назад +1

    When are we going to see your zombie model on this show ? Especially doing more decaying joke about Joan Rivers😁

    • @PanzerFalcon2232
      @PanzerFalcon2232 3 года назад +2

      there was so much plastic in Joan Rivers that she's been reported as being a danger to the ocean

  • @johndjchemistwhite9377
    @johndjchemistwhite9377 3 года назад

    loooooool u could make a joke about paint dryin n make me larf!!!!! hersa joke 4 u..... fleee ov charge wat do u call an ethiopian with a pitbull???? vegatarian !!!

  • @stoatystoat174
    @stoatystoat174 Год назад

    :)

  • @benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095
    @benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095 3 года назад +4

    Judging by his stern face, Hugh does not like Gary.

    • @funboyone3765
      @funboyone3765 3 года назад

      I thought that too. Jealousy?

    • @benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095
      @benjaminjonathanjamessisko7095 3 года назад +1

      @@funboyone3765 Yes, you do wonder.
      Many comedians who have a "nice" TV persona like Hugh, are total bastards in real life.

    • @CyberEJ
      @CyberEJ 2 года назад

      Benjamin Jonathan James Sisko Archer Tiberius Kirk it's a fair point but when you see the stand up rounds, you can often see Hugh pissing himself at Gary's jokes

    • @danimayb
      @danimayb 2 года назад +1

      He's always got that face on the show lol