Baggage Is Still Really Dumb

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  • Опубликовано: 1 дек 2024

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  • @lanepatton3762
    @lanepatton3762 Год назад +103

    A friend of mine actually applied to be on the show. He went through all the interviews, but was not selected. He said that you sit in a room for hours, talking to multiple producers about everything about your life and they ask you thousands of questions. When you’re actually on the show and you open the cases you don’t know what the producers have picked out for your red flag. The producers tell you not to react to it but when you’re supposed to explain it for the show, you’re not ever supposed to say that’s not true.

    • @payableondeath9091
      @payableondeath9091 6 месяцев назад +5

      😬

    • @AiirxGeordan
      @AiirxGeordan 5 месяцев назад +27

      So that guy had to go on tv and explain how he’s addicted to porn AND stole from his grandma, and it’s a chance neither are true? That’s fucked 😂

    • @KnightofFunnyJunk
      @KnightofFunnyJunk 3 месяца назад +5

      You wanna know what this Game Show reminds me of? There is a Board Game called "Life" which is Monopoly but it finds more creative ways to get you upset with the game. When you draw a card it will tell you one random fact about yourself like you're a brain surgeon who owns a monkey and you live in a beach house adjacent to Detroit and if you think none of what I said makes any sense well congrats because that is the average experience of playing "Life"
      This is what that game show reminds me of. Its like the producers spent hours playing life and everytime they drew a random fact card they added that fact card to the baggage case.

  • @papablade8102
    @papablade8102 2 года назад +715

    I'm still convinced they recycled the set and props for deal or no deal

  • @bigbearkat2010
    @bigbearkat2010 2 года назад +304

    There could be a decent drinking game out of the times dog food guy works being a pitcher into conversations and treating it like it's a personality trait

    • @camejko
      @camejko 2 года назад +21

      Lol yep. I wonder what MTV pimp my ride would do with his car knowing he's a baseball player.

    • @edwardpeak8481
      @edwardpeak8481 Год назад +9

      @@camejko probably something ridiculous like a hot dog steaming machine ( I actually wouldn't mind one lol) and outfield lights for the interior lmao

  • @practicalpisces
    @practicalpisces 2 года назад +214

    "You missed out on a good man." Anytime you choose one person or thing over another, you miss out on an opportunity. You cannot take every opportunity. That is the point of choice.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 года назад +13

      Quick Save/Quick Load. Now you can.

    • @karenamyx2205
      @karenamyx2205 2 года назад +3

      Yeah.. he thinks she chose poorly. Granted, because he IS him... But still, I'm having trouble understanding which part of the exchange was illogical to you?

    • @caitie2010
      @caitie2010 Год назад +6

      when a man says that after being rejected immediately tells you you’ve definitely made the right choice lol

    • @david-468
      @david-468 Год назад

      @@caitie2010not at all usually it’s true because women choose poorly all the time that’s why they always wind up dead from poorly picked partners

    • @hommefataltaemin
      @hommefataltaemin 11 месяцев назад +5

      @@david-468holy shit the victim blaming is insane

  • @alicehoward7169
    @alicehoward7169 2 года назад +238

    Oh my gosh I was seriously saying "he can't be porn guy AND pickpocket guy at the same time!" Then Chris said it 🤣

  • @Rockcity121
    @Rockcity121 2 года назад +87

    Hey Chris, thanks for posting more about this show. My grandma recently passed away and when I was a teenager we used to stay up late to watch Baggage together, it's been a long time since I thought about this show and when you uploaded the last video it brought back tons of fond memories....yes even with this awful show with awful contestants made us laugh together. So thank you for bringing back these memories. I love your content and your personality, please never stop making videos :)

    • @qwirkt
      @qwirkt 5 месяцев назад

      Hopefully you didn’t pick her pockets while she was watching

  • @deeransom
    @deeransom 2 года назад +86

    I literally spit my drink out laughing at the end when he said he understands the dog stealing thing 😂😭

  • @MellSayzHi
    @MellSayzHi 2 года назад +128

    I remember one guy his baggage was he smoked weed before church and he watched anime. I can't remember what his biggest baggage was but I remember thinking 'okay what's the problem here, dude is my type?!'

    • @lizanna6390
      @lizanna6390 Год назад +3

      Pretty time for this show

    • @roaringviking5693
      @roaringviking5693 Год назад +28

      I would say that his biggest baggage is that he goes to church.

    • @mommalion7028
      @mommalion7028 Год назад

      Weed smokers are smelly ❤and anime guys are all into little girls 👧 at least church guys usually have a job

  • @megamatiman4855
    @megamatiman4855 2 года назад +63

    Alpha male: I understand the poodle thing
    Chris AND I: YOU UNDERSTAND!?
    top quality content creator right here folks

  • @caseymckenna7111
    @caseymckenna7111 2 года назад +756

    My man said “I don’t believe in birth control” right before saying “you missed out on a good man, PERIOD.”

    • @esmeecampbell7396
      @esmeecampbell7396 2 года назад +11

      I mean technically as long as _she_ believes in birth control... Lol

    • @biancaluedeker
      @biancaluedeker 2 года назад +17

      Dumb. Why does he want women to be in pain all the time.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 года назад +14

      @@biancaluedeker birth control doesn't necessarily mean pills. There's IUD's, female condoms

    • @biancaluedeker
      @biancaluedeker 2 года назад +54

      @@sorrenblitz805 allow me to elaborate. Before getting an IUD I was in extreme pain 3 out of every 28 days. Now that I have an IUD, I don’t have a period and live pain free. My point is birth control is used for more than preventing pregnancy.

    • @maxwellblackwell5045
      @maxwellblackwell5045 2 года назад +11

      @@biancaluedeker what about the risk of infertility and cancer? You think you can do that to yourself without consequences? The un natural things we are doing to the human body will haunt us. Could you just try yoga and anti inflammatory nsaids? Do you have cysts?

  • @GetYourselfANewMap
    @GetYourselfANewMap 2 года назад +490

    I’m almost offended that you still only have 66k subscribers. This is the best commentator channel on RUclips and videos are only uploaded like once per month. We need more people to subscribe so you can afford to do this full time lol

    • @ChrisJamesTV
      @ChrisJamesTV  2 года назад +69

      I just uploaded last week!

    • @Li0nX
      @Li0nX 2 года назад +15

      @@ChrisJamesTV Not Enough!

    • @johnchathas1957
      @johnchathas1957 2 года назад +4

      Or....is this why there are only 66k subs.....🤔🤣😘...much love bro.

    • @Stopcommentingthesamecomments
      @Stopcommentingthesamecomments 2 года назад +16

      Hes made 4 videos this month lol u aint watching

    • @GetYourselfANewMap
      @GetYourselfANewMap 2 года назад +10

      @@Stopcommentingthesamecomments I missed the other 3. Weird they didn’t show up in my notifications. Still, surprised he has only 66k subs. If anybody deserves to be doing this full time, it’s this guy. Such a hilarious channel

  • @msjkramey
    @msjkramey Год назад +24

    I would have eliminated the bar fights guy. A guy who gets drunk and hits people is scary af. Ive also had that happen to me before with my dad threatening to hit me over the head with a chair and a bf breaking a tooth with a slap. Hell effing no to that

    • @katla_phc
      @katla_phc 17 дней назад +1

      Yeah, completely agree - like obviously the pickpocketing grandma thing is bad but the constant bar fights guy is a threat to your personal safety.

    • @Alotaro-the-Real
      @Alotaro-the-Real 14 дней назад +1

      Honestly, to me both of the others had worse "baggage". "Pickpocket my Grandma" is a singular incident that can honestly be used to refer to so many different things that there is no way i could judge someone just by that sentence, there is way to much detail and variability missing, like as an example of how benign it could be, it mean that he snuck a dollar out of her pocket when he was 12 to get an ice-cream and the producers are just wanting to frame it in the worst way possible. Meanwhile both of the others are actually talking about patterns of behavior, one about clear aggression and the other substance abuse.

  • @XZeroDragoonX
    @XZeroDragoonX 2 года назад +54

    I love how the show is called baggage, but none of it actually deals with someone's residual emotions from a past situation and instead calls attention to just random/bad things they've done or just makes everyone on the show look like an absolute freak.

  • @michellemarty7510
    @michellemarty7510 Год назад +14

    Imagine being the "I eat dog food" guy and being mad that she has a webcam.

    • @tyrellleach1846
      @tyrellleach1846 5 месяцев назад +3

      I mean not wanting your girlfriend to show herself off to the world is pretty reasonable even if you eat dog food 😂

  • @mrbungledisco
    @mrbungledisco 2 года назад +29

    That dog with the giant smile on the front of the Dentastix bag always cracks me up, I wasn't expecting it to make an appearance lol. Enjoyed the video Chris, thanks!

  • @somethinggenericidk
    @somethinggenericidk 2 года назад +26

    most of the time when a video gets to a sponsorship im like "ugh an ad" but with yours I'm like "nice, an ad!" since it means your channel is getting the growth it deserves!

  • @pillowpilots2626
    @pillowpilots2626 2 года назад +340

    Damn she really did only-fans before it even existed . What a legend absolute gigachad

    • @Bootyeatter6969
      @Bootyeatter6969 Год назад +14

      In modern times that’s pretty fucking tamed 😂😂

    • @BansheeKing22
      @BansheeKing22 Год назад +8

      That's disgusting.

    • @Anonymous38572
      @Anonymous38572 Год назад +36

      "I hope you're a strong enough man to deal with me being a sloot and getting paid for it" gaslighting at it's worst.

    • @pillowpilots2626
      @pillowpilots2626 Год назад +2

      @@Anonymous38572 the best of the worst

    • @DeadKoby
      @DeadKoby Год назад +12

      I can't say I blame dude......... she's not your girl... she's property of the simps.

  • @TheCheat420
    @TheCheat420 2 года назад +113

    I was literally just doing chores thinking "I'm gunna watch some Chris James videos." So it's PERFECT to see a new one right now.

  • @crispeggies
    @crispeggies 2 года назад +21

    "off to the webcam" what an icon i love her

  • @Demonlord4546
    @Demonlord4546 2 года назад +21

    Fun fact, dog food is mandated by the FDA to be edible by humans, usually just in case of emergency, but still, it has nutritional value and won't cause any harm. Tastes not great, but still

    • @mirandathepandakitty1630
      @mirandathepandakitty1630 3 месяца назад +3

      I can’t speak for dog food but when I was a toddler I ate cat food and threw a tantrum when my mom took it away because I wouldn’t stop eating it. So dry cat food is toddler approved and that’s saying something cause I didn’t even like chicken nugs at the time

    • @trashqueen4361
      @trashqueen4361 2 месяца назад

      dog food prolly better than human food in us

    • @Gentlemenpickleesq.
      @Gentlemenpickleesq. 2 месяца назад +1

      When I was a kid I bit a bit of a doggy biscuit so yeah stuff for dogs really has no taste but the smell is something.

    • @michaelmcneill1622
      @michaelmcneill1622 22 часа назад

      ​@trashqueen4361 I do alot of work in food plants and surprisingly the freshpet dog food plant is cleaner and has more focus on health than any human food plant I've ever been in!

  • @Zerlyn
    @Zerlyn 2 года назад +9

    Jerry has so much charisma as a host. Even in a show as crazy as this, honestly who else could carry it the way he does. What a legend

    • @nicholai1008
      @nicholai1008 Год назад +2

      It’s that charisma that made him the mayor of a medium sized midwestern city.

  • @Allegedly_Angel
    @Allegedly_Angel 2 года назад +85

    That transition into the sponsor was on another level 🤣

  • @sebasdrolet
    @sebasdrolet 2 года назад +34

    Congratulations on your sponsorship man!
    You're doing good, keep up!

  • @wh0aheavy
    @wh0aheavy 2 года назад +38

    My aunt bought me 2 of the mypillows a few years back and Chris has me worried I'm gonna get a $50 pair of slides this Christmas

  • @charliemoore1218
    @charliemoore1218 2 года назад +18

    I just remember being stoned out of my mind watching Game Show Network in 2014 and laughing my ass off at Baggage many nights

  • @DancingSword
    @DancingSword 2 года назад +12

    I love the fact that the first male contestant looks like an amalgamation of Chad Kroeger and Scott Stapp. If this man sings, he sounds like Great Value Eddie Vedder.

  • @cudbampbell198
    @cudbampbell198 Год назад +7

    Love the TMG shirt. I enjoy your content just as much as Kody and Noel's. Keep up the good work! You definitely make me exhale out of my nose in a humorous manner at quite an alarming rate.

  • @danieldouglas3083
    @danieldouglas3083 2 года назад +5

    You make really good videos man. I’m glad I was able to come across them! Seriously, your commentary is perfect and your choice of video to comment on is mint.

  • @BoxOKittens
    @BoxOKittens 2 года назад +14

    Her: I'm a strong woman!
    Me: yes, good
    Her: So I need a man who will stand up to me!
    Me: ew why

  • @alphawhiskey2922
    @alphawhiskey2922 7 месяцев назад +4

    The odds of winning on a dating game show and picking a serial killer are low but never zero 👌

  • @ChrisJamesTV
    @ChrisJamesTV  2 года назад +10

    Also guys go watch last weeks video, RUclips pushed it out to like half of you lol

  • @AdelioNightstorm
    @AdelioNightstorm 2 года назад +84

    I like how she can (has to) refuse guys because of their baggage, but then states that the guy she ends up picking has to be "man enough" to deal with her baggage.

    • @AdaAdaAdanna
      @AdaAdaAdanna Год назад +19

      Right? And that's pretty manipulative of her to say "man enough". It's like she's implying that if a guy doesn't want his girlfriend/fiance/wife showing off her body (whether she's fully-clothed or not) to OTHER men, it means that he's weak. Like, no? He has every right to not want to date a girl who feels she needs attention from other men despite being in a relationship.

    • @LeoBeastmode
      @LeoBeastmode Год назад

      @@AdaAdaAdanna I don't even care that she used the "man enough" phrase. You know that women will downplay their "flaws" so while she says she's fully clothed and it's only in the bathroom, you already know she's also taking pics of her vag and probably has a bunch of subscriber-based income for her stuff. Some guys might get onboard with that because of the money but other guys don't want that baggage when it comes to any meaningful relationship.

    • @NC-dw1ir
      @NC-dw1ir Год назад +5

      @@AdaAdaAdanna So a man who is so insecure with himself that he won't allow any woman he dates to be on social media isn't weak?

    • @NC-dw1ir
      @NC-dw1ir Год назад

      @@AdaAdaAdanna She literally had the least amount of baggage. All 3 of those douchebags were criminals.

    • @jamaaldagreatest2748
      @jamaaldagreatest2748 Год назад

      @@NC-dw1ir you purposely missed the point entirely. Posting on insatgram and Snapchat is different than posing naked on adult websites for other men.

  • @KamillaGrace
    @KamillaGrace 2 года назад +3

    That ad transition was pretty flawless so 10/10 so I'm actually going to try them. Along with having to say I've binged your videos over the last few days, and you're great.

  • @leaafitch
    @leaafitch 2 года назад +6

    This channel has become something I look forward to every week! In a little bit of a funk and laughing at your vids has been therapeutic so thank you!

  • @Mark.Taylor.
    @Mark.Taylor. 2 года назад +16

    That was great! Thank you!

  • @jeffwhite-ii5sz
    @jeffwhite-ii5sz 2 года назад +4

    I second Micheal Burns comment bellow mine, I assumed you had 1 million ATLEAST. I will continue to show my friends your channel!! You deserve a million if not millions!

  • @Formoka
    @Formoka 11 месяцев назад +1

    I figured the guy would say he pickpocketed his grandmother when he was a a kid who didn’t know better.
    As a kid, I had klepto impulses bad. My family taught me to curb those klepto impulses by me playing hide and seek with something I know they’ll notice I stole, then giving the object back. So technically, I have stolen from everyone in my family at one point or another. They just always got the item back. I steal my partner’s phone and prank him with a goofy wallpaper and dumb harmless stuff all the time. The game ends when someone asks, “Hey, have you seen ____?”
    I figured the contestant would have had some kind of mundane explanation like that. Especially cuz liking p0rn was far more harmless than Mr. Gropes Without Asking and Mr. Dog Food.

  • @ajb129
    @ajb129 2 года назад +3

    Mr James. On your video about a month ago about the goldmine diamond in the rough that is baggage, I proclaimed that baggage is actually the best. I am here to defend that claim. Again we have the legend Jerry, his mannerisms especially in later episodes are spot on. The way he says BAGGAAAAAGE! Or when it's an elimination round he tones it down to baggaaage. His jokes are either super cringe or hilarious. So either way it's entertaining. The contestants do a little do-si-do during the first elimination round which is good honest fun. And finally it's super fun to make up backstories about the absolute dorks and chads that show up to this kind of thing. It's legitimately one of my favorite shows

  • @LuciferLaVey
    @LuciferLaVey 2 года назад +26

    I'm sad that I found your channel last month and I've already watched everything...you're so damn funny I love your vids man

  • @Mike-mx3iy
    @Mike-mx3iy 11 месяцев назад +2

    The fact that Jerry was a mayor
    And then went on to be a master trash TV host still an incredible glow up
    RIP

  • @jaydemo
    @jaydemo 2 года назад +7

    I feel like Jerry Springer is immortal and just living to provide us with insight into the world of people that have no morals.
    Or I could be high and over thinking.

    • @sorrenblitz805
      @sorrenblitz805 2 года назад

      I think he feeds on the souls of America's trailer trash to sustain his everlasting life.

  • @hunterhoover8095
    @hunterhoover8095 2 года назад +2

    dude I hope you kno I think you're the funniest guy on the internet, your super dry sarcasm hits a homerun everytime! keep up the good work man!

  • @tressakamille261
    @tressakamille261 Год назад +5

    You roasting Jerry was the funniest thing that’s happened to me today 😂

  • @barttcounts8456
    @barttcounts8456 2 года назад +4

    Hey Chris, I'm a Sommelier (and a big fan)... couple of suggestions for juice-
    Earthquake wines (Petite Sirah, Cab & Zin are faves)
    Sauv Blanc from New Zealand, S Africa & Loire (Sauvignon Republic sources the best grapes from everywhere), On The Vulcana Etna Bianco from Donnafugata is really great & will make you look like an expert.

  • @zedisded475
    @zedisded475 2 года назад +2

    super excited to watch, the first baggage video was the first ever vid i saw from you!!!

  • @ziggygunz2447
    @ziggygunz2447 2 года назад +7

    My baggage is that I don't mind back to back uploads of Baggage commentary from this channel lol!

  • @alexjofficial746
    @alexjofficial746 2 года назад +7

    What does "I don't believe in birth control" even mean? All contraceptives?

    • @lizanna6390
      @lizanna6390 Год назад +1

      Does he just not wanna use it or does he think it doesn't work?

    • @stevenclark1662
      @stevenclark1662 5 месяцев назад

      He thinks it doesn't exist. Like not believing in Santa.

  • @samuelbuettner1214
    @samuelbuettner1214 2 года назад +2

    I love when you make more than one video on things like this man, keep it up!

  • @NovaLeeNation1687
    @NovaLeeNation1687 2 года назад +2

    Chris, how do you not have more subscribers? I LOVE your videos! Thanks for your awesome content! Also: the stress gerbil line sent me 😂😂😂

  • @hoofyrider
    @hoofyrider 2 года назад +4

    I'm glad my first experience of Jerry Springer climaxing was with you. It made it feel more special. Great video by a great guy! Keep it up.

  • @LegoAssassin098
    @LegoAssassin098 2 года назад +17

    This is the show where you tell NO one you know that you went on this show. It's not like Jeopardy.
    "Where did you meet your girlfriend?"
    "Ah, you know....right place, right time"
    ...on second thought if they are trashy enough to go on this show, you know that they have big enough egos to tell everyone they were on this show and make sure their families don't miss the premiere. In fact they'd probably watch it with their family.

    • @TheEarthCreature
      @TheEarthCreature Год назад

      Pickpocketer probably paid grandma back over the premiere lol

  • @dakko3509
    @dakko3509 2 года назад +1

    Thanks for covering this show again! I feel like going back to this was a good thing along with room raiders 🔥 keep up the great content

  • @AshleyJordyn321
    @AshleyJordyn321 2 года назад +4

    I love opening RUclips not knowing what to watch and having a new Chris James video 😭

  • @humancargo7285
    @humancargo7285 2 года назад +2

    Jerry Springer used to be the mayor of Cincinnati which is hilarious to me

  • @TheGrossDemon
    @TheGrossDemon 2 года назад +15

    Sure it might be "ok" for kids to steal from people, when they dont know better, but whys this dude talking like hes STILL stealing from his grandmother!?!?

  • @frooglefrog7106
    @frooglefrog7106 2 года назад +3

    So, lady got herself an OF basically, and she sounded pretty chill being with a guy who eats dogfood but he chose not to be about that. I feel like that was a win for everyone involved

    • @BansheeKing22
      @BansheeKing22 Год назад +1

      Because regardless of context, eating dog food isn't that big a deal whereas demanding a potential partner accept his potential girl being a disgusting cam girl is worse. Her getting rejected is the best outcome. She's trash.

  • @ph03nix7331
    @ph03nix7331 2 года назад +3

    oh God, Corey missed out!!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Just hearing her baggage (this was a perfect choice for a video)

  • @p.d.l7023
    @p.d.l7023 Год назад +1

    The guy who..."won"? is the real-life version of Dennis from It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia.

  • @TheFish2444
    @TheFish2444 Год назад +2

    Not the smoothest Segway and your audience may drink wine ,but it would barefoot

  • @purpleniightfall8974
    @purpleniightfall8974 2 года назад +2

    I'm still fully convinced that the baggage is all predetermined and the guys just have to improve thier reasoning behind the situation.

  • @tinyprettymoon
    @tinyprettymoon 2 года назад +15

    The whole webcam thing sounds so suspicious to me. Like she has the camera in there because men watch her get ready, but why did she put the camera there? It didn’t just magically appear and start livestreaming so obviously she put it there and knows how this footage is getting to these men so she should know if she’s getting paid right? Or if she’s on some kind of platform where people pay and get to see her streams, I think she would know if they’re paying or not. Sounds either like she’s hiding something or it’s fake and the details weren’t fully developed but maybe I’m thinking too hard.
    Also the first person to be eliminated always shows their biggest piece of baggage so I’m confused why Chris said we don’t know what his baggage is. He did talk about pickpocketing his grandma but did they really not have him show his baggage? That’s no fun

    • @cutthroat399
      @cutthroat399 2 года назад +6

      Yeah, there's no reality where that webcam isn't sexually explicit in nature.

    • @BansheeKing22
      @BansheeKing22 Год назад

      Her getting rejected is poetic justice. Disgusting piece of trash she is.

  • @riczz4641
    @riczz4641 11 месяцев назад +2

    Girl wants an alpha male and then gets alarmed when they don't believe in birth control and have anger issues.
    *Surprised Pikachu face

  • @DeanGulberry
    @DeanGulberry 2 года назад +1

    *Jerry Springers O noise*. This video man!!! 7:50
    I love you Chris ❤️❤️❤️😙

  • @TheEarthCreature
    @TheEarthCreature Год назад +3

    This series seems like it was engineered to pair someone up with a serial killer at some point lol

  • @stevecarroll6760
    @stevecarroll6760 Год назад +3

    RIP Jerry

  • @jemeljordan-butler4510
    @jemeljordan-butler4510 2 года назад +5

    Noti-gang! Here fo ya, Chris!

  • @beek1965
    @beek1965 Год назад +4

    She really got lucky at the end, I couldn’t cope with tobacco dog food breath

  • @conandabarbarian
    @conandabarbarian 5 месяцев назад +1

    When she leaves the stage after being rejected and says "okay, off to the webcam" 🤣😭😭😭😭

  • @nonstopjohn5319
    @nonstopjohn5319 2 года назад +1

    Chris, love the videos brother. I've been watching them for a good bit now and look forward to your new content.

  • @savannahm3817
    @savannahm3817 2 года назад +1

    I love trash TV and this show. I remember not going to class in college when I needed a mental health day and watching this on the gameshow network when it first aired. There was this one guy who collected star trek figurines...and thats why he got booted?? It was nuts. Love all the trash tv coverage!

  • @pupawupagus
    @pupawupagus 2 года назад +2

    ease up on my man Jerry 🥰. he’s truly the nicest dude in the world. everyone in the service industry in chicago has a positive jerry story (at least a while ago)
    /derail

  • @silentswampasmr
    @silentswampasmr Год назад

    TMG shirt 👌 also baggage is so iconic thank you for covering 😂
    Just recently discovered your channel from seeing you on TikTok talking about Criss Angel. Subscribed :)

  • @Arco961
    @Arco961 2 года назад +2

    This is very quickly becoming my favourite commentary channel

  • @KermitingaFelony
    @KermitingaFelony 2 года назад +6

    I mean I'd be down for a baggage video every week

  • @jordan10158
    @jordan10158 Год назад +1

    before anyone judges dog food man- I am sure he only eats the PREMIUM brands like Blue wolf that only use the finest organic semi-eadible parts of an animal

  • @SoggyMs
    @SoggyMs 2 года назад

    Almost to 70K Chris!!!! 100k will be right around the corner.

  • @briloheim
    @briloheim 2 года назад +1

    Bro. you have the ultimate segways to your ads. Even your ad reads are hilarious lol. Keep doing them like you are. I don't even want to skip them cause you are making your ads like its part of your content. And good for you man. Seriously.. people struggle hard with putting ads in their vids and are usually (always) pretty lame because they always feel irrelevant to the vid and the person reading.. and EVERYONE skips them. But what you do seems natural and un-gimmicky in relation to your videos. Like inserting yourself (you/your 'brand') as a part of the ad keeps the flow. And seriously. RUclipsrs have not figured this out. So, hats off!! ... I just need more coif. And Babes. Preferably both, at the same time... Come to think of it... how is that not your profile pic? lol

  • @cocotickles9627
    @cocotickles9627 Год назад

    You popped up in my feed like 3 weeks ago and I've been binging your stuff ever since! You're hilarious! I'm subscribed with notifications turned on👍😘👍

  • @carleyberndt8398
    @carleyberndt8398 7 месяцев назад

    Love your commentary. And I remember watching this show with my grandparents lol

  • @robertbeecroft5570
    @robertbeecroft5570 2 года назад +28

    Should I feel bad for immediately guessing who pickpocketed his grandmother, even though I turned out to be correct in my assumption?

    • @ChaseGuindon
      @ChaseGuindon 2 года назад +5

      Please don't be Cory, please don't be Cory.....

    • @toasterowens8916
      @toasterowens8916 2 года назад +3

      Oh no...

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 2 года назад +6

      Personally I kept assuming mister alpha male was the one starting the bar fights.

    • @alessandrajackson3768
      @alessandrajackson3768 2 года назад +9

      I know gambling addicts will pickpocket their grandparents and parents, so maybe the porn addiction leads to that too

    • @DrTranofEvil
      @DrTranofEvil 2 года назад +4

      I got all three. Wasn’t surprised… sometimes, ya just get a feeling for folks. Don’t matter which color…
      It’s odd the ‘alpha’ seemed the least secure in himself (when you’re alpha, you don’t need to remind people you are) and the surfer dude was the angriest of the bunch… honestly, not a show i would go on. You stack my bad habits, nobody would ever date me again. 😣

  • @brightcellarswine
    @brightcellarswine 2 года назад +2

    Glad to hear you love our wine education cards! Cheers Chris🥂

  • @greenman5255
    @greenman5255 11 месяцев назад +1

    A baseball player that chews tobacco...obviously. A construction worker that starts bar fights...duh. A black guy...wait, I mean: a guy addicted to porn that steals from his Grandma...no shit. They didn't need to stand by those briefcases it was so clear.

  • @DrHankVenture
    @DrHankVenture Год назад +2

    I am currently living with a concussion and this episode did more damage to my brain.

  • @CarrYouTube
    @CarrYouTube Год назад +2

    Rest in Peace Jerry for real though.

  • @DerrickBarrows
    @DerrickBarrows 2 года назад

    Your fine man, make fun of the same series or similar shows. I doubt most people care because it is your humor that draws the views.

  • @kalebstuart3083
    @kalebstuart3083 2 года назад +1

    Here we are again, and I'm shitting.
    Idk wtf your upload schedule is homie but ffs you're right on the money when I need you.

  • @thechipvids
    @thechipvids 2 года назад

    Missed you on your break! Love your content! Really love your ad breaks! Love your art in the background! What is the one weekend only blue poster? I’m not hip

  • @Sitting_with_ghosts
    @Sitting_with_ghosts 2 года назад +3

    My goal in life isn't to be a good father, or successful. My sole life's mission is to be almost as cool as Chris James

  • @heyitsvonage2768
    @heyitsvonage2768 2 года назад +1

    7:32 Jerry's moan reminded me of that time Ron Swanson got a good shoe shine 😂😂

  • @hermionebell3277
    @hermionebell3277 Год назад +2

    how have you not seen the episode where she picks the guy who dated over 200 girls and her only baggage was that her dad was trans

  • @FPS_Wingo
    @FPS_Wingo 4 месяца назад +2

    RIP Jerry 🫡

  • @sjelliott6660
    @sjelliott6660 Год назад +1

    But what if, before the pickpocket elimination question there's a break, and they ask the guys which one of you is absolutely NOT into her at all. Then he gets out by saying he IS the grandma pickpocketer.

  • @kwc2086
    @kwc2086 2 года назад +7

    Can monthly Baggage recaps become a recurring thing?

  • @siamesedreamsx
    @siamesedreamsx 2 года назад

    7:32-7:49
    I did _not_ expect you to say that but thank you
    🤣😭😭😂

  • @bear1050
    @bear1050 3 месяца назад

    "Bring me my stress gerbil I need something to squeeze." OMFG that's the best!! 🤣🤣🤣

  • @deltavictor8369
    @deltavictor8369 Месяц назад

    Two years later, I can confirm that Pluto has the same sort of issues with their ads. Possibly even worse, as I was trying to watch a movie and Pluto kept crashing before the end. Never did get it to actually play the last half hour - after four tries I found it on a different streaming service.

  • @dabwizard2067
    @dabwizard2067 Год назад

    “Bring me my stress gerbil I need something to squeeze”
    Holy shit man it’s 5 am I was not ready for that at all

  • @Machete1708
    @Machete1708 2 года назад +12

    So when you gonna start selling Chris James pea color chairs cause I’d pay cash for it

    • @ablinkin1649
      @ablinkin1649 2 года назад

      Next in line.

    • @weswarford8494
      @weswarford8494 2 года назад +2

      I’d pay with a check that would bounce after I receive the chair, then I’d move and change my name.

    • @beepbeeplettuce5890
      @beepbeeplettuce5890 2 года назад

      Id pay cash for chris james pee

  • @fatmanpez
    @fatmanpez 2 года назад +1

    2:38 Why does Kurt Cobain look like he's about to steal the Declaration of Independence?