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China has its own area. Area 100 acre woods where they keep all of the stories and merchandise they stole from everyone when it became banned and the people working there enjoy it all for themselves
@@casual_ice_consumer4148 You would need 4000 A380s to bring in 2 miillion people. The planes could just approach Area 51. Or everyone uses parachutes.
But, how far does the alien theme go I wonder? Is it just the decor, or do the prostitutes dress like aliens, thus allowing you to live your perverted star trek fantasies. Asking for a friend.
Predictions if this brilliant plan is set in motion: Casualties per cause: Traffic accidents: 1,400 Wildlife exposure: 2,000 Gunshot wounds: 6,000 Dehydration: 900,000 Discoveries: A slightly updated F-35 jet fighter.
*Possible realistic things hidden in Area 51:* -Extraterrestrial technology -Advance information on science in general -Advance weaponry / war vehicles -Cure for cancer *What the internet are interested in:* -Shrek 5 -Half-Life 3 -Real life anime girls -Missing socks -Howard the alien
Chris Mabano If they did, it would be because the government gets a shit ton of money from treatments, charities, etc. or if it wasn’t for profit, then the cure could just have a bunch of very bad side effects so they don’t want to release it
@@chrismabano6538 why wouldn't they, they would lose millions a year, less people getting treatments that might not even save them, just slowing the process down, hell apperantly some guy about 10 miles away from me in Mexico found the cure, but the cartels made him disappear and no one knows where he is
Well, I'd imagine if everyone properly hydrates, it would be fine. As for wifi... That changes literally nothing. Just get a radio set up, or even walkie-talkies. It's not a very significant issue, compared to the issue of the military's (justified) pushback. Of course, anybody who actually tried to go into the desert anyways are silly geese.
@@chrisnelmes7180 ...And? That still doesn't change anything. They won't die if they don't have their internet for 6 hours. But they will die if they try to storm the base. That would be funny.
the moment they acknowledged there was an area 51 , you can be assured that whatever was there is no longer .... they are happy you are concentrating on area 51 it leaves all other areas alone
#1 ratbag Still less than 1% of the American Population, actually 1 million to 330 million is about 0.6%, you wouldn’t even notice it outside the news unless someone you personally knew died there.
@@gamekiller3343_official still wouldnt be enough theyd lower it down to 1.8 mil at least 2 million people is more then u think the most useful is tanks and guided missle since the AOE can take out a bunch of people but i think some would be close but probably not get inside would think its reinforced
It is probably just a testing site where new technology can be tested without risking a lot of human casualties or wild fires. What place would you imagine where you could test the latest cluster ammunition without destroying the environment or killing people? It is just protected to that extent because the ammunition they have there could be potentially citywhipers. Look up the scene where Tony Stark (Ironman) tests his new cluster ammunition, would you want something like that be tested in a farmland or forest or near a city? You can test the weapons outside of the base while still remaining in safe perimeters. Just think logically.
If a few million were charging nobody would notice a few dozen people get shot and go down probably the same for a few hundred do you know how inconceivably large a 2million plus crowd would be lol
@@OGMeanMachine you have never run twenty six miles in 105 Degree heat with one, one quart water bottle, jumping rocks and avoiding Cactus plants and Snakes, have you? Can we say broken legs, twisted ankles, heat stroke within the first mile or so.
Actually a tour group did get past security once and were able to walk right up to a building and knock on the window. The guards supposed to be monitoring the cameras were watching basketball (source: LeagleEagle)
@Milo The Orange the fuck are you on about? I just want caped crusaders beating up mad scientists and their army of genetically enhanced super gorillas
@@sirBrouwer Just Download WorldEdit Put .jar File into folder Start Server //Wand Select pos1 at one end of area51 pos2 on the other side //Set Diamond_Block Ez PS: never // undo
I’m just gonna say this: The U.S. Air Force has more than enough fire power to wipe out 2 million people in minutes. And this is without a nuclear WMD.
I actually come up with that storm idea back in 2015 on youtube. It should be organised better. There is a lot of mysterious places where the storm idea is an option.
My uncle who works at area 51 told me they have toothpaste 10/10 dentists reccomend Edit: he also said there was a minecraft 2 beta in there, we have to raid now
"As of time of making the thumbnail, 1mil..." no wait "As of time of making the video, 1.7mil..." no wait "As of time of editing the video, 1.9mil peo..." no wait "As of time of uploading, 2mil people have signed up..."
Because 51 was discovered, it is no longer a secret base, they probably gutted the good stuff and moved it to a another secret base we don’t know about! 🍺👽👍
Milan Sava If they opened it to tourists, people would try to find the next one and set a precedent where even more people would come since they don’t fear being killed.
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Goku_mui 1 second
RealLifeLore I'm literally in China right now... Using tor and a VPN to bypass the firewall... I better sleep
China has its own area. Area 100 acre woods where they keep all of the stories and merchandise they stole from everyone when it became banned and the people working there enjoy it all for themselves
Why would they censor a stupid little cartoon
AND STOP SAYING THAT UR EARLY
"area 51 is the most famous thing in the world that's not supposed to be famous"
kim kardashian: am i a joke to you
RUclipsrs: *laughs in donated funds*
Tiktok stars: *regurgitate in lipsyncing*
Lol 😂
not bad
Sabin Baral u dumb
Famous PLACE in the world* ^^
Area 51 Raiders: "How can they possibly Stop 1 million of us"
Military: "We will just ask the Police to close down the one lane hwy for the day"
Yes, just close down the airport.
I wonder if you can livestream out there... a bunch of dead people with their phones recording till their dead basically.
@@wolfenrichtophen6010 Nah the phones would not survive the explosions.
@@wolfenrichtophen6010 Logan Paul?
@@casual_ice_consumer4148
You would need 4000 A380s to bring in 2 miillion people. The planes could just approach Area 51. Or everyone uses parachutes.
“...which is a tiny gas station and alien-themed legal brothel.”
I wasn’t expecting that sentence.
Let's storm the brothel.🤣🤣🤣
Andrei Stanica Certainly sound like a lot more fun than a 26 mile death march through the desert.
@@andrewsunderlandbeauclair Checks will be clapped there XD
I had to pause and double take on that one
But, how far does the alien theme go I wonder? Is it just the decor, or do the prostitutes dress like aliens, thus allowing you to live your perverted star trek fantasies. Asking for a friend.
Area 51 has all the nerf darts we lost
If they have all of my lost socks I want those back too
Patryk Kowalczyk now this is gonna I’m gonna have to Rade Area 51
No wonder were my attack on titan game for xbox went
That's where all my rubbers in class went
I thought this is where all of my pogs disappeared to. I want my pogs back.
Let's storm dashlane and steal their password database - they can't stop all of us.
Everyone should like this comment
LMAO
LastPass too
Let me get my shotgun lets go
All you'd get are hashes anyway.
0:45 When mom signs your permission slip for the field trip to Earth
IStillCan'tBelieveTheSeahawksDidn'tRunTheBall that’s me lol
LMAO
Lmaoooo
IStillCan'tBelieveTheSeahawksDidn'tRunTheBall I’m dead
IStillCan'tBelieveTheSeahawksDidn'tRunTheBallWhyDidTheyPass
Predictions if this brilliant plan is set in motion:
Casualties per cause:
Traffic accidents: 1,400
Wildlife exposure: 2,000
Gunshot wounds: 6,000
Dehydration: 900,000
Discoveries:
A slightly updated F-35 jet fighter.
Pham Nuwen More like a dilapidated F35 and a bunch of engineers eating pizza they bought with tax payer money
Haha so true
And shrek 5 u cant forget that
If it did happen, i 5hink itll just be regular, but innovative military tech they dont want released
Hahaha so true
Once I get to area 51, I better find some hand sanitizer that kills 100.00% of the bacteria.
Arebee stolen
@Carter Freeman Movies lol even tho I've never seen a comment saying this. It mine as well be
@@buntysnuts shut yo dumb ass, you steal
Ryan Bunty there are lots of those sanitizers.
Ryan Bunty it’s a common joke i it wasnt stolen it was probably a coincidence
plot twist: Area 51 uses Dashlane to protect its missile password.
Plot twist: dashlane fires the missiles at area 51
This video is gunna get 10 mil views
lets storm dashlane then
plot twist: area 51 is the headquarter of skillshare
*this comment was sponsored by dashlane*
RLL: "Nobody have ever successfully infiltrated (in area 51) in over sixty years"
CJ: "Am I a joke to you?"
He technically infiltrated area 69 (yes, that's actual area name in the game).
Rick and Morty performed their dope ass song their
My name is Bruce Wayne, and I'm calling B S on that.
@@Joe-kb1sm He even infiltrated Area 52
Total Drama World Tour: Am i a joke to you?
*Possible realistic things hidden in Area 51:*
-Extraterrestrial technology
-Advance information on science in general
-Advance weaponry / war vehicles
-Cure for cancer
*What the internet are interested in:*
-Shrek 5
-Half-Life 3
-Real life anime girls
-Missing socks
-Howard the alien
xXxJokerManxXx sorry but I want the tech not no shrek 5 or anime girls and or basically any of the stupidity the internet comes up with 😒
why the fuck would they hide the cure for cancer
@@chrismabano6538 ye if they found the cure for cancer the us could make millions from distributing it
Chris Mabano If they did, it would be because the government gets a shit ton of money from treatments, charities, etc. or if it wasn’t for profit, then the cure could just have a bunch of very bad side effects so they don’t want to release it
@@chrismabano6538 why wouldn't they, they would lose millions a year, less people getting treatments that might not even save them, just slowing the process down, hell apperantly some guy about 10 miles away from me in Mexico found the cure, but the cartels made him disappear and no one knows where he is
Me in 2020: *sighs, knowing that all they did was gather under a gas station saying “free the aliens”*
And “they” was like 50 people, not 2 000 000.
WhiteLama
Yeah
Ayyy COVID gang
hello
I swear someone was shot
USA: We have the strongest base in the world.
Some random guy on Facebook: Are you challenging me?
That's actually funny
*Florida man
I read that in the Great Cornholio's voice. "Are you threatening me!?"
Not funny
All I can say rly is WOW Mr doge 😎🐕
RealLifeLore after September 20, 2019:
How 2 million people died because of a joke
Good, 2 Million less Idiots in the world to share the air with.
@@Blad3sofWaR I really hate the fact that you're calling others idiots while you yourself are one
Blad3sofWaR boomer
@@Blad3sofWaR 2 million people risking their lives to show you the truth
@@charlesv581 how is he an idiot?
Thumbnail: What If 1 milliom people stormed area 51
Title: What If 2 million people stormed area 51
Me: What if 3 million people stormed Area 51?
What if 4 million people stormed area 51
5?
visible confusion
agh my child a long time ago about 25minutes ago the title was just “area 51”
You know, Everything has been going wrong since we tried to storm Area 51
Illuminati confirmed
Oh shit, you’re right.
Hm yes
Imagine we didn’t storm it, we probs wouldn’t have COVID maybe
oh wait WHAT
A million people.
In the desert .
No wifi.
What could possibly go wrong ?
Cos WiFi matters of course do much yaaaaa smh
Well, I'd imagine if everyone properly hydrates, it would be fine. As for wifi... That changes literally nothing. Just get a radio set up, or even walkie-talkies. It's not a very significant issue, compared to the issue of the military's (justified) pushback. Of course, anybody who actually tried to go into the desert anyways are silly geese.
@@gliderchucker9644 a lot of the folks going simply cannot survive with out being able to tell people they love something . ....
@@chrisnelmes7180 ...And? That still doesn't change anything. They won't die if they don't have their internet for 6 hours. But they will die if they try to storm the base.
That would be funny.
@@chrisnelmes7180 Could you elaborate?
Thumbnail: 1m
Title: 2m
Meme:700k
Reality:0
I think people will show up, but they won't raid.
I mean Hotel is already overbooked so SOMEONE Is definitely coming.
My estimate is that between 10-1000 people max might actually come.
Yeah I think they'll just go look at the base or party, but I think only like one guy will raid the base, and he'll just get arrested
It'll be about 50 people, on the wrong side of the base and 6 or 7 who show and just end up taking pictures
Tell that to overbooked hotels and plane flight booked out...😆😆😆 wake up. And find them ALIENS
Facebook signups : 1 million
Title: 2 million
People who actually go: 20
lmao. your profile XD
Shayani de Blue Chald 😂😂
Million
People that actually charge ..2 angry midgets
But those 20 are super powerful and destroy area 51 in an hour
the moment they acknowledged there was an area 51 , you can be assured that whatever was there is no longer .... they are happy you are concentrating on area 51 it leaves all other areas alone
Yeah, the REAL stuff was moved to Area 52 back in the 90s.
@@JarOfRats you must be joking....everyone now knows that they moved all of the sensitive material to Area 57. gosh!
@@johndessoye area 57 what is the way? a long way! youll be sucking a cactus in the TREE
@@johndessoye Shit bro by releasing intel about area 57's existence they had to move it all to area 59... Way to go
Exactly!!! The government is pumped that this distraction exists.
Legend has it Area 51 is hiding the last working McDonald’s ice cream machine
The McDonalds in my town has a working ice cream machine
@@Lauren-ic1kj I can confirm that this is a hoax.
Because I haven't tasted McDonald's ice cream in years.
Albert Eintein no mine has it :/ it just taste like ice cream
@@Lauren-ic1kj that's impossible
Best way to raid area 51:
Transport 1 mil pokemon go players to the desert near area 51
*mewtwo pops up inside area 51*
Everybody: *charges*
a few years late for that idea
I don't think they'd even care. Have you seen people on that game? A unicorn could pass right on front of them and they wouldn't notice.
I still play...
hmm noo.. there is no shiny version so.. I would not want to spend my revives on that
@@PearDBD not really bro
4:07 Rare footage of a naruto runner charging to the Area 51 side gates
LMBAO HAHAAHAHAHAHAAHAHA
That’s awsome
Lmao thats awesome
Ahahahah didn’t notice that first
My god
People in 2019: let's raid area 51
People in 2020: let's stay home
Coincidence?
Its been 1 year
Now im old
People in 2021: let's raid the Capitol
@@CrossPurpose Lmao
The plan to cut peoples balls off worked
Only true OGs will remember when the title of the video was just "area 51"
Justin Y. Hey
ONLY TRUE BROTHER
The legend is here!
Damn right
Oh yeahhh
How to get there:
/gamemode c
/tp 37°14'00.0"N 115°48'00.0"W
Nobody likes you
Great also get some invisibilty potions! They will be useful :)
You forgot the Y coordinate
@@acarfox xD
Lol Xd I did that in Minecraft but nothing happened XDDDDD
Alien themed brothel? So people are literally going to storm Area 51(the brothel) to clap some alien cheeks.
Sounds like Captain Kirk and Peter Quill's paradise.
I kinda want to go to an alien themed brothel. Lol
Death by extra terrestrial snu snu
@@tikemyson8839 *smiles then becomes terrified then smiles again then becomes terrified again then smiles then becomes terrified again*
The National average IQ would rise a standard deviation.
Even if 2 Million do storm and get killed, it's a simple dent in the American Population.
@#1 ratbag so?
#1 ratbag Still less than 1% of the American Population, actually 1 million to 330 million is about 0.6%, you wouldn’t even notice it outside the news unless someone you personally knew died there.
Still fucked up. Ignorance and stupidity shouldn't be the reason they possibly die.
In case anyone is wondering, i looked it up. That would be 15 points
What if 2 million Toyota Corollas storm area 51?
Your move now air force.
L
The Naruto runners are just the distraction 👽
You would fall asleep from sheer boredom driving a Corolla that far!
My sis has a Toyota Corolla she can help with this
@@CryptoDude100 now
If I join in and use my army and missiles, we can easily storm the base
Kim Jong-un petition for Kim jong-un to join the raid
Roger that
But that might cause a war to happen for using missiles
And then goes further into California and takes the state! XD
R u real I see you every where
Everyone: Let’s storm Area 51!
Area 51: Laughs in [INFORMATION REDACTED BY ORDERS OF THE F.B.I. AND NEVADA NATIONAL GUARD]
**laughs in alien**
@@cr4yv3n *laughs in SCP*
@@helixx4678 scp?
**laughs in chinese**
Who knows what they are really laughing in.
Tfw a US state has their own *national* guard.
They should just entered it. The Capitol was just easy to enter, storm, steal and just desecrate.
Bunker moment
Dude very cool
@@gamekiller3343_official but can they shoot 2 million people at the same time
@@kari3189 Yes there are auto turrets tanks, guilded missiles and 100.000 soldiers
@@gamekiller3343_official still wouldnt be enough theyd lower it down to 1.8 mil at least 2 million people is more then u think the most useful is tanks and guided missle since the AOE can take out a bunch of people but i think some would be close but probably not get inside would think its reinforced
the first warning shot
mission failed we'll get em next time
Stormers use Naruto running!
Not very effective........
Area 51 personal uses a warning shot
THE ATTACK IS SUPER EFFECTIVE
Stormers flee from area 51!
@@YTN1112 SASKEEEE
MC-MANAVCI I think one warning *magazine* is all it takes to stop them lol.
@@krisskrosssss RELOADING FOR MAGAZINE
2:25
"Legal alien-themed brothel"
Not words I ever thought I would hear in a lifetime, tbh.
Makes you wonder what an illegal one would look like
@@sunjamin99 just watch us get into area 51 and theres only immigrant aliens that got deported lol
@Hulalala Whowho Mexican food
Mexican food
😂😂😂
Legend says that they are hiding Toyota Corolla type 2 in area 51
RealLifeLore: starts sweating
Toyota Corrola model 2077
I'm your 100th like. Congratulations
@@Mendrawza24 Well thanks bud
AE86 2.0
😂🤣😂🤣
“Let’s raid Area 51 they can’t bury all of us”
Or can thry
but they can turn you to ashes
@@wintersoul6703 with the alien blasters
It is probably just a testing site where new technology can be tested without risking a lot of human casualties or wild fires. What place would you imagine where you could test the latest cluster ammunition without destroying the environment or killing people? It is just protected to that extent because the ammunition they have there could be potentially citywhipers. Look up the scene where Tony Stark (Ironman) tests his new cluster ammunition, would you want something like that be tested in a farmland or forest or near a city? You can test the weapons outside of the base while still remaining in safe perimeters. Just think logically.
Thumbnail: What if 1 million people storm Area 51
Video title: what if 2 million storm Area 51
Sees it notices it SEEMS LEGIT
F.B.I it was to not give you guys exact number
F.B.I. open up
What if you dont have to comment stupid stuff?
stolen thumbnail
My prediction would be if 2 million people charged area 51, a few dozen would get shot, and the other 1.9 million and change would run the other way.
No the logical thing to do is use the dead bodies to absorb the bullets while charging at them
ryr 89 10 million iq
@@anklebiter9680 yeah dude cause humans weigh nothing
If a few million were charging nobody would notice a few dozen people get shot and go down probably the same for a few hundred do you know how inconceivably large a 2million plus crowd would be lol
@@OGMeanMachine you have never run twenty six miles in 105 Degree heat with one, one quart water bottle, jumping rocks and avoiding Cactus plants and Snakes, have you? Can we say broken legs, twisted ankles, heat stroke within the first mile or so.
There would be 2 million voices screaming at the mic to revive them
And the soldiers would default dance lol
@@Dennis_5618 Some soldiers would definetly be tea bagging.
Pick me up I have ray gun!
Actually a tour group did get past security once and were able to walk right up to a building and knock on the window. The guards supposed to be monitoring the cameras were watching basketball (source: LeagleEagle)
Link plz
and everyone on that bus had to lie face down in the dirt for three hours and afterward were fined. fun times for them. thanks tour bus driver????
That wasn't the tour bus. That was a film crew trying to sneak into Area 51
leagaleagle is how i got here lol
Imagine being stationed at the most secretive U.S. base and you let some cheap bastards in because you were watching some good old NBA.
I’ve gotta say man, that’s the smoothest transition from a video into an a sponsor ever...
SPEAKING OF TRANSITIONS, GLASSWIRE
CT_Plays that’s exactly what I was thinking
That title would go to Legal Eagle’s video on the College Admissions Scandal
I was gonna write how horrible that transition was :D
CT_Plays I was looking for this comment
Prisoner: what are you in for?
Me: I wanted to clap dem alien cheeks
We just have to wait and those dumbasses will probably make a resonance cascade then the aliens will be clapping us
Daveret Brunet Him and Sergeant Dornan are training the private military operators, god bless the poor idiots who do raid.
if people use skillshare they would get into area 51 easily
Nah man, Mussolini used skillshare and he's bald now. I dont truss
What if they use skillshare and become an engineer to work in area 51
*THEN EXPOSES EVERYTHING*
who can be bothered learning when you can just use dash lane?
But you can use Skillshare to learn to secure Area 51 perfectly, thus creating the Skillshare Paradox.
Before you do that you need to use Nord VPN
Holy shit. The raid was in September 20th 2019, and it felt like last week. I'm already in November 2020.
Now it's almost september 2021. Time flies
Sep 20th is my bday lol
And i am in November 2021 😂
now its november 2021
Jun 2023 now
Me to the time traveller: is the area 51 raid successful
Time traveller: oh do you mean 9/20
call of ghoul 20/9
Spongey
Americans do it backwards for some reason, think about 9/11
@@HighLieBH 9/11 was done by Aliens.
@@IAmLegend9291 as an American I can confirm that we indeed are dumb
How else do you think the time traveler has that device?
Born too late to explore the earth, born too early to explore the galaxy. But born just in time to explore AREA51! 👽👽👽👽😎👽👽👽👽
Stop spamming emojis
this is gold
Thats retraded r
Orz Aozo no it’s not
You’re not too late to explore the ocean
How many Toyota corollas will they need to deliver the food and drinks?
Wrong channel
6
3.7 million
@@oatmealtheecat8188 0Jwlao*
That's the point
Itz been proven Area 51 Has The Last Popeye Chicken Sandwich
ppl died for that bec were are stupid
Rackalot HD I'm taking it then
and the original coke recipe
It has the old-style Olive Garden Breadsticks.
I had Popeyes chicken once, it was mostly just breading and bones.
What if they’re driving Toyota Corollas?
Well they are bullet proof so they can't really do shit
They would win easily
We lose
WE. NEED. COROLLAS.
200 iq
I also heard that naruto headbands where sold out on amazon! 😂
That's made my day hearing that. God bless the internet 🤣🤣
This generation is really something
@@aleanapineda882 This generation though 😂
Scare League noooo fuckkk
About 2 months ago I got my rogue ninja headband and was planning on getting the regular one 🤧fuckkk
My faith in humanity is slightly restored now. Thank you.
Area 51 Guards: it's impossible to sneak in
Rabbit: *hold my carrot*
MR BEAST
Mr Beast... AW MAN
Mr.Beast!
Area 51:Rabbit AW MAAAAN
MR BEASTTTT
Aliens after 10000 years:
Today's kids we will learn about how we got our freedom from the great prison
ALEX HUANG r/woooosh
Not yet
When you were planning on going to the Area 51 raid but mum forgot to sign the permission slip...
MOM NOT AGAIN
you know very well that you just forgot to give her the permission slip. it's not her responsibility to do everything for you
Nah that's on you. Real ones copy their mom's signature into the permission slip.
Boladee's Network how is that related to the joke
One thing I’m really starting to like about this country, is that America is actually turning into a comic book 🇺🇸
Lmao never thought of it like that
All we need now are vigilante super heroes and villains fighting each other and we're set.
@Milo The Orange the fuck are you on about? I just want caped crusaders beating up mad scientists and their army of genetically enhanced super gorillas
As an outsider, I am eager for that evolution.
The world is turning a comic book, look at America, my country, Brazil, it looks like we live in an action movie
Area 51 has the jetpack from GTA: San Andreas.
No that's Area 69 (joke)
Finalstarman I know it’s Area 69. The reason why I said Area 51 is because it’s in real life. So yeah, I was just being sarcastic.
@@damirimamagic5064 CJ stormed Area 51 before it was cool
@@finalstarmanishere1430 you 12?
eXpas04 You must be the definition of an idiot.
"You have to hike on foot a grueling *1.2 miles*..."
If you can't manage a 1.2 mile hike, maybe you shouldn't be raiding an Air Force base.
Yes but it also up a mountain so that makes it harder
America is the fattest country
@@drabnail777 Cook Island is fatter
that is like a little below 2 km or something
Me to the time traveller: is the area 51 raid sucessful ?
Time traveller: where do you think i got this time machine from
call of ghoul this comment ia underrated
call of ghoul this comment is underrated
U N O R I G I N A L
call of ghoul this comment is underrated
whats wrong with this comment ?
*Walks up to area 51
Guard: what's the secret password?
Person: aliens..
Guard: you're clear..
40th like
Wow very ez p@$$w0rd
How I go to Area 51 : Ender Pearl
How I come back from Area 51 : Toyota Corolla
Haoto - Anime on Piano What an upgrade!
Toyota corolla 2
Lmao
white house gets stormed today
youtube: let me recommend this today
Unfortunately, it wasn't the White House that got stormed.
@@samar5838 it was the capital building right?
Thumbnail: *1 million*
Title: *2 million*
Me: *confused noises*
Serìo
Ikr
It can become 3 million when the time comes
Video 1.7 million
Same
"Area 51 is the most famous place in the world that's not supposed to be famous"
Chernobyl: Am I a joke to you?
Chernobyl was never a secret though.
@@bennylofgren3208 it was for kgb
But they failed after a short time
Chernobyl being famous is not great, not terrible
@@AlekWheeler Noone said otherwise
Benny Löfgren What is the cost of your lies
When you realize that you have been watching a 8 minute long advertisement for Dashlane
0:45 Imagine you go in there and that's what you see aliens doing...😂
That's actually a real footage from there
Newest book in the I survived series:
*I Survived The Area 51 Massacre of September 20, 2019*
They should put giant speakers around the base playing Never Gonna Give You Up
The greatest rick-roll of all time!
I thought that said sneakers at first
Please! You mean "Baby Shark Doodoodoodoodoodoo" That will stop them in their tracks.
Please don't drag Rick Astley into this.
@@mariakelly5 too late
The real treasure is the friends we make when we raid area 51
You will not stop me mumbo copy
True
Yes
You will go with the Naruto runners.
Bruh it's almost been a year since this happened. Imagine if the raid happened in 2020.
coronavirus
“The Masked Raid”
Knowing 2020 there would have been a containment breach and it would have killed us all.
Tell me about what your strategy is for finding the aliens? Is naruto running a great idea? Will it all be worth it? Let's brainstorm
50%storm area 51 the rest run away
Naruto running with Potions of Invisibility.
Weird Russian guy singing
5th reply
Who needs Naruto run when you need ultra instinct
Why couldn't the Alien Centre just be 51 miles away, not 52.
We need to start a movement to add a one mile long extension
Because 51 is 50+1
Wtfffff noooooo i hope not
D North cuz its called area 51 stupid
Everyone haft to parachute to get in the base
Title: “What if 2 million people storm Area 51?”
Thumbnail: “What if 1 million people storm Area 51?”
Communism: Am I a joke to you?
simple. 1 million people already starved
Chuck Norris and Keanu Reeves join in.
U.S government: * confused screaming*
Actually Area 51 is their desert dojo.
U mean Neo, right?
We all know the actual Only way to get into Area 51 is with
*NordVPN*
Edit: Thanks for 1k 🥺
LOLZZZZZZZZZZZZ
It's actually TunnelBear
Hahahahahahhaaaa😂😂😂😂😂
Nice one
Alexis Reyes 😂😂😂
Hang on, did he say ALIEN THEMED BROTHEL? Am I the only one whose focus got shifted here? I don't even care about Area 51 no more...
Lmao
Yeah, what the hell's the context for that
Grzeciec literally
I had to do the equivalent of a double take on that and double tapped the screen to rewind
Oh shit. I forgot that Nevada has legalised brothels.
"Actually, you guys go storm Area 51, I'm gonna chill back here......."
Area 51 gates: *uses dashlane*
Minecraft hackers: “Let us introduce ourselves”
THE FUTURE IS NOW OLD MEN!
*/GIVE @P MINECRAFT:COMMAND_BLOCK*
😈😈😈
@@gamertv4998 or even more simple. /gamemode1 and then /fly
/tp
@@sirBrouwer Just
Download WorldEdit
Put .jar File into folder
Start Server
//Wand
Select pos1 at one end of area51
pos2 on the other side
//Set Diamond_Block
Ez
PS: never // undo
They use x-ray to see the aliens inside
Relics of a happier time where this was the biggest topic on the internet...
7:03 this is the smoothest transition to an ad i've ever seen
If only you accepted military aid from us...
We accept
@Benaiah Ahmadinejad lmao stfu
lmao
Yes
as long as you dont build a f*cking wall through our capital this time. sure
2019: It starts as a joke.. and no one will storm area 51..
2020: every day 2000 people try to storm area 51.
Edit: THX for for 742 likes!
The Area 51 Storming Crisis🤣🤣
@AConsoleWidowmaker yea its hard to go from fucking almost 8 billion people to below 1 million
@@sebastianzaharia8558 Yeah, and it's hard for normies to understand sarcastic jokes.
They're Gonna Need A Lot Of Body Bags
@AConsoleWidowmaker cool will be easier to get into a decent career of my competition all Naruto ran through a mine field into a hail of gunfire
My dad used to work as a cop in Vegas. He’s told me that they’d commonly get calls about people trying to sneak onto the planes that head into Area 51
That Ad transition was so smooth it belongs in Area 51
Area 51 raid
Expectations: 2M people
Reality: 2 People
Lol
Me and Ricardo are going
I'll give a prediction of 20~100 people. Just enough for a wholesome ironic meetup.
@@jongyon7192p I'm thinking closer to 1000, but most will leave when they realize no one else gives a fuck.
DaUHardcoreCraft Until they see John wick and Matt from wii sports pulling up outside of the perimeter, then they’re fucked.
People: *is storming Area 51*
Guy on the machine guns: finally! I get to use this gu- I mean, Oh no! I’m forced to use this gun!
We will just have to switch to creative mode and fly in
Dont forget host privileges
@@lmaoooo5371 we can use command blocks
And we'll make iron golems
@@heztant1st84 even better
We need some armor and swords for those who don't know commands
You forgot the Krabby Patty secret formula and ICE AGE 6 are in Area 51!
And emerald armour
Dog holy shit another good boy
Don’t forget the Ender Portal!
True
True
I’m just gonna say this:
The U.S. Air Force has more than enough fire power to wipe out 2 million people in minutes.
And this is without a nuclear WMD.
Rapid Turtle They don’t even need a nuclear solution, they’ll just send a few A10’s and its over for them.
Jace true
Rapid Turtle
But what if the pilots were secretly in on it? xD
c’est fléchettes lmao, then we would succeed and the U.S government would be exposed 😈
Rapid Turtle yeah no, they have tons of AA guns ready for use I'm guessing, so It'd be easy to take down a few jets
I actually come up with that storm idea back in 2015 on youtube. It should be organised better.
There is a lot of mysterious places where the storm idea is an option.
Nobody:
RealLifeLore: Area 51 is full of Toyota corollas.
That’s believable
Makes sense to me.
I’m going now
Holy fuking shet bro those things are dangerous
My uncle who works at area 51 told me they have toothpaste 10/10 dentists reccomend
Edit: he also said there was a minecraft 2 beta in there, we have to raid now
My brother who works at Area 51 told me that Flex Tape doesn't work there
My great-grandma who works at Area 51 told me they got band-aids that actually match your skin color.
my uncle that died raiding area 51 told me that they have devices that can raise the dead
My sister who works at Area 51 said that they put frogs in the water, that turns the freaking chemicals gay.
My cousin who works at area 51 told me they have the Minecraft Cave Update in there
"As of time of making the thumbnail, 1mil..."
no wait
"As of time of making the video, 1.7mil..."
no wait
"As of time of editing the video, 1.9mil peo..."
no wait
"As of time of uploading, 2mil people have signed up..."
The rate it rises.. scary
We need necromancers in the ranks to refill them when people go down.
how would getting it on with the downed people help?
There are 51 days until September 20th
*Area 51 confirmed*
gAsP
*imperial march plays*
@KC - 08PR - Allan Drive MS (1468)
SOYUZ NERUSHIMY RESPUBLIK SVOBODNY
Shmomo MC 9 11 but more deaths
Athena Watts 😱
They have a copy of Half-Life 3 at area 51.
(and Bully 2)
Well im going then
Also GTA 6
They got the remote control from the movie Click up in there.
Grodioz I’ve also heard they have Minecraft 2
@@toorandom423 I was about to say that
When i find all my incognito history at area 51
Me: shocked Pikachu face
Imagine thinking incognito actually protects your privacy. Oh, you sweet summer child. 😂✋
Nooo wtf.. I hope not
Nah, that’s in a facility in Utah, you can actually see it from a highway across a valley.
Sword of the Morning it protects my history from my parents it is good enough
Sword of the Morning it doesn’t save your history
1920: There Will Be Flying Cars in The Future!
2019: 2M People Storms Area 51.
Because 51 was discovered, it is no longer a secret base, they probably gutted the good stuff and moved it to a another secret base we don’t know about! 🍺👽👍
Area 69 maybe??😂😂😂
browner jerry haha
I hope You're offended right? They probably moved all the shit over somewhere else already, might as well open it for tourists by now
Area 52
Milan Sava If they opened it to tourists, people would try to find the next one and set a precedent where even more people would come since they don’t fear being killed.
This would be crazy if this becomes a real event, and kids 20 years from now read about the memes in their US history books. Lmao
Jiby James that wiuld be the most bootiful thing
They will all read about the Area 51 Massacre of September 20, 2019
Expectations: We find space weapons and deadly aliens.
Reality: 0:47
Reality is often... pleasant.
Hell yes
I'm fine wit that
Even better
An absolute win-win situation
Can we all appreciate how smooth that transition was when RealLifeLore started telling us about the sponsor 6:57
Dash lane suxs