What If 2 Million People Actually Storm Area 51?

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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @RealLifeLore
    @RealLifeLore  4 года назад +5184

    Do you guys wonder if China has even heard of Area 51 before? Are you upset that Winnie the Pooh is a censored subject there? Check out my new channel and new video talking about how the Great Firewall works here! ruclips.net/video/-oKDPZ7Xuto/видео.html

    • @mrgamra8833
      @mrgamra8833 4 года назад +9

      First

    • @staticsnow2285
      @staticsnow2285 4 года назад +5

      Goku_mui 1 second

    • @fissionplane32
      @fissionplane32 4 года назад +85

      RealLifeLore I'm literally in China right now... Using tor and a VPN to bypass the firewall... I better sleep

    • @JAProductions494
      @JAProductions494 4 года назад +40

      China has its own area. Area 100 acre woods where they keep all of the stories and merchandise they stole from everyone when it became banned and the people working there enjoy it all for themselves

    • @madkirk7431
      @madkirk7431 4 года назад +17

      Why would they censor a stupid little cartoon
      AND STOP SAYING THAT UR EARLY

  • @istillcantbelievetheseahaw7963
    @istillcantbelievetheseahaw7963 4 года назад +1630

    0:45 When mom signs your permission slip for the field trip to Earth

    • @Emma-qv4ov
      @Emma-qv4ov 4 года назад +6

      IStillCan'tBelieveTheSeahawksDidn'tRunTheBall that’s me lol

    • @itsenvyy4557
      @itsenvyy4557 4 года назад +9

      LMAO

    • @prisionmike8224
      @prisionmike8224 4 года назад +1

      Lmaoooo

    • @airx9309
      @airx9309 4 года назад +2

      IStillCan'tBelieveTheSeahawksDidn'tRunTheBall I’m dead

    • @planesandeverything8149
      @planesandeverything8149 4 года назад +1

      IStillCan'tBelieveTheSeahawksDidn'tRunTheBallWhyDidTheyPass

  • @Kurtownia
    @Kurtownia 4 года назад +10136

    Let's storm dashlane and steal their password database - they can't stop all of us.

  • @locuspocus3822
    @locuspocus3822 4 года назад +2163

    Area 51 has all the nerf darts we lost

    • @newcreationinchrist1423
      @newcreationinchrist1423 4 года назад +71

      If they have all of my lost socks I want those back too

    • @cadzzy4552
      @cadzzy4552 3 года назад +5

      Patryk Kowalczyk now this is gonna I’m gonna have to Rade Area 51

    • @y9kt
      @y9kt 3 года назад +3

      No wonder were my attack on titan game for xbox went

    • @iesah_ive6522
      @iesah_ive6522 3 года назад

      That's where all my rubbers in class went

    • @FrostedMike
      @FrostedMike 3 года назад

      I thought this is where all of my pogs disappeared to. I want my pogs back.

  • @VentingPoem
    @VentingPoem 3 года назад +650

    You know, Everything has been going wrong since we tried to storm Area 51

    • @blackman5867
      @blackman5867 3 года назад +51

      Illuminati confirmed

    • @coquimapping8680
      @coquimapping8680 3 года назад +74

      Oh shit, you’re right.

    • @Zequentious
      @Zequentious 3 года назад +2

      Hm yes

    • @Zequentious
      @Zequentious 3 года назад +26

      Imagine we didn’t storm it, we probs wouldn’t have COVID maybe

    • @knolfyy
      @knolfyy 3 года назад +7

      oh wait WHAT

  • @phamnuwen9442
    @phamnuwen9442 4 года назад +711

    Predictions if this brilliant plan is set in motion:
    Casualties per cause:
    Traffic accidents: 1,400
    Wildlife exposure: 2,000
    Gunshot wounds: 6,000
    Dehydration: 900,000
    Discoveries:
    A slightly updated F-35 jet fighter.

    • @Danfunnyman1234
      @Danfunnyman1234 4 года назад +72

      Pham Nuwen More like a dilapidated F35 and a bunch of engineers eating pizza they bought with tax payer money

    • @hermaeusmora424
      @hermaeusmora424 4 года назад +4

      Haha so true

    • @theseed2199
      @theseed2199 4 года назад +22

      And shrek 5 u cant forget that

    • @neonicplays
      @neonicplays 4 года назад +2

      If it did happen, i 5hink itll just be regular, but innovative military tech they dont want released

    • @sulemanmughal5397
      @sulemanmughal5397 4 года назад

      Hahaha so true

  • @awmperry
    @awmperry 4 года назад +1528

    “...which is a tiny gas station and alien-themed legal brothel.”
    I wasn’t expecting that sentence.

    • @andrewsunderlandbeauclair
      @andrewsunderlandbeauclair 4 года назад +112

      Let's storm the brothel.🤣🤣🤣

    • @ThejollyFrenchman
      @ThejollyFrenchman 4 года назад +113

      Andrei Stanica Certainly sound like a lot more fun than a 26 mile death march through the desert.

    • @stoborking
      @stoborking 4 года назад +31

      @@andrewsunderlandbeauclair Checks will be clapped there XD

    • @bobmcguffin5706
      @bobmcguffin5706 4 года назад +16

      I had to pause and double take on that one

    • @captaincaptain2128
      @captaincaptain2128 4 года назад +69

      But, how far does the alien theme go I wonder? Is it just the decor, or do the prostitutes dress like aliens, thus allowing you to live your perverted star trek fantasies. Asking for a friend.

  • @buntysnuts
    @buntysnuts 4 года назад +3617

    Once I get to area 51, I better find some hand sanitizer that kills 100.00% of the bacteria.

    • @bdgotclout7513
      @bdgotclout7513 4 года назад +18

      Arebee stolen

    • @buntysnuts
      @buntysnuts 4 года назад +54

      @Carter Freeman Movies lol even tho I've never seen a comment saying this. It mine as well be

    • @i_arji
      @i_arji 4 года назад +22

      @@buntysnuts shut yo dumb ass, you steal

    • @eewag1
      @eewag1 4 года назад +1

      Ryan Bunty there are lots of those sanitizers.

    • @youraveragecontentcreator5720
      @youraveragecontentcreator5720 4 года назад +41

      Ryan Bunty it’s a common joke i it wasnt stolen it was probably a coincidence

  • @jlminecraft6133
    @jlminecraft6133 4 года назад +1288

    Me in 2020: *sighs, knowing that all they did was gather under a gas station saying “free the aliens”*

  • @chrisd2597
    @chrisd2597 4 года назад +4102

    plot twist: Area 51 uses Dashlane to protect its missile password.

    • @malexthegreat
      @malexthegreat 4 года назад +103

      Plot twist: dashlane fires the missiles at area 51

    • @PittsburghSonido
      @PittsburghSonido 4 года назад +6

      This video is gunna get 10 mil views

    • @glowstick8639
      @glowstick8639 4 года назад +25

      lets storm dashlane then

    • @aramhalamech4204
      @aramhalamech4204 4 года назад +32

      plot twist: area 51 is the headquarter of skillshare

    • @Gangstarrr937
      @Gangstarrr937 4 года назад +15

      *this comment was sponsored by dashlane*

  • @xenan7889
    @xenan7889 4 года назад +12813

    "area 51 is the most famous thing in the world that's not supposed to be famous"
    kim kardashian: am i a joke to you

  • @jennifermckee1529
    @jennifermckee1529 4 года назад +226

    the moment they acknowledged there was an area 51 , you can be assured that whatever was there is no longer .... they are happy you are concentrating on area 51 it leaves all other areas alone

    • @JarOfRats
      @JarOfRats 4 года назад +27

      Yeah, the REAL stuff was moved to Area 52 back in the 90s.

    • @johndessoye
      @johndessoye 4 года назад +7

      @@JarOfRats you must be joking....everyone now knows that they moved all of the sensitive material to Area 57. gosh!

    • @acey457
      @acey457 4 года назад +1

      @@johndessoye area 57 what is the way? a long way! youll be sucking a cactus in the TREE

    • @tempestindustries9446
      @tempestindustries9446 4 года назад +9

      @@johndessoye Shit bro by releasing intel about area 57's existence they had to move it all to area 59... Way to go

    • @anthonyhutchins2300
      @anthonyhutchins2300 4 года назад +3

      Exactly!!! The government is pumped that this distraction exists.

  • @jan-lukas
    @jan-lukas 3 года назад +323

    People in 2019: let's raid area 51
    People in 2020: let's stay home

    • @ahmadhassan8466
      @ahmadhassan8466 3 года назад +7

      Coincidence?

    • @Oracle_Sp
      @Oracle_Sp 3 года назад +2

      Its been 1 year
      Now im old

    • @CrossPurpose
      @CrossPurpose 3 года назад +11

      People in 2021: let's raid the Capitol

    • @alaakalaf21
      @alaakalaf21 3 года назад

      @@CrossPurpose Lmao

    • @drabnail777
      @drabnail777 3 года назад +1

      The plan to cut peoples balls off worked

  • @Nexxarian
    @Nexxarian 4 года назад +801

    Imagine nearly 2 million people crossing miles of desert in a single charge looking like something out of Mad Max

    • @halogalaxy5612
      @halogalaxy5612 4 года назад +41

      That one guy playing the flame guitar

    • @thecrippledpancake9455
      @thecrippledpancake9455 4 года назад +18

      Most of them can’t run that much

    • @mr.banana3196
      @mr.banana3196 4 года назад +10

      Yo it’s gonna look like the Jews, all them crossing the desert

    • @pasty4629
      @pasty4629 4 года назад +2

      All in rent a dents lol

    • @elmokelmu
      @elmokelmu 4 года назад

      @@mr.banana3196 Tryna find the holy land with moses, tweebs.

  • @johns818
    @johns818 4 года назад +1825

    Area 51 Raiders: "How can they possibly Stop 1 million of us"
    Military: "We will just ask the Police to close down the one lane hwy for the day"

    • @casual_ice_consumer4148
      @casual_ice_consumer4148 4 года назад +103

      Yes, just close down the airport.

    • @wolfenrichtophen6010
      @wolfenrichtophen6010 4 года назад +65

      I wonder if you can livestream out there... a bunch of dead people with their phones recording till their dead basically.

    • @thesaltyones7263
      @thesaltyones7263 4 года назад +24

      @@wolfenrichtophen6010 Nah the phones would not survive the explosions.

    • @sami2351
      @sami2351 4 года назад +19

      @@wolfenrichtophen6010 Logan Paul?

    • @Pseudynom
      @Pseudynom 4 года назад +10

      @@casual_ice_consumer4148
      You would need 4000 A380s to bring in 2 miillion people. The planes could just approach Area 51. Or everyone uses parachutes.

  • @userdetails1
    @userdetails1 4 года назад +160

    Actually a tour group did get past security once and were able to walk right up to a building and knock on the window. The guards supposed to be monitoring the cameras were watching basketball (source: LeagleEagle)

    • @itouchkids1
      @itouchkids1 4 года назад +4

      Link plz

    • @johndessoye
      @johndessoye 4 года назад +21

      and everyone on that bus had to lie face down in the dirt for three hours and afterward were fined. fun times for them. thanks tour bus driver????

    • @juanin200
      @juanin200 4 года назад +11

      That wasn't the tour bus. That was a film crew trying to sneak into Area 51

    • @ataco9206
      @ataco9206 4 года назад +2

      leagaleagle is how i got here lol

    • @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023
      @justarandomsovietofficerwi2023 3 года назад +7

      Imagine being stationed at the most secretive U.S. base and you let some cheap bastards in because you were watching some good old NBA.

  • @flavius2884
    @flavius2884 3 года назад +856

    They should just entered it. The Capitol was just easy to enter, storm, steal and just desecrate.

    • @Joopitah
      @Joopitah 3 года назад +17

      Bunker moment

    • @sethsuosisbacc6559
      @sethsuosisbacc6559 3 года назад +3

      Dude very cool

    • @kari3189
      @kari3189 3 года назад +23

      @@gamekiller3343_official but can they shoot 2 million people at the same time

    • @gamekiller3343_official
      @gamekiller3343_official 3 года назад +37

      @@kari3189 Yes there are auto turrets tanks, guilded missiles and 100.000 soldiers

    • @kari3189
      @kari3189 3 года назад +9

      @@gamekiller3343_official still wouldnt be enough theyd lower it down to 1.8 mil at least 2 million people is more then u think the most useful is tanks and guided missle since the AOE can take out a bunch of people but i think some would be close but probably not get inside would think its reinforced

  • @user-sr6ys3ff8g
    @user-sr6ys3ff8g 4 года назад +2457

    RealLifeLore after September 20, 2019:
    How 2 million people died because of a joke

    • @Blad3sofWaR
      @Blad3sofWaR 4 года назад +112

      Good, 2 Million less Idiots in the world to share the air with.

    • @charlesv581
      @charlesv581 4 года назад +166

      @@Blad3sofWaR I really hate the fact that you're calling others idiots while you yourself are one

    • @user-sr6ys3ff8g
      @user-sr6ys3ff8g 4 года назад +48

      Blad3sofWaR boomer

    • @rc59191
      @rc59191 4 года назад +53

      @@Blad3sofWaR 2 million people risking their lives to show you the truth

    • @worldsmostretardedperson
      @worldsmostretardedperson 4 года назад +19

      @@charlesv581 how is he an idiot?

  • @deevissia
    @deevissia 4 года назад +1815

    Thumbnail: 1m
    Title: 2m
    Meme:700k
    Reality:0

    • @justnoah2073
      @justnoah2073 4 года назад +130

      I think people will show up, but they won't raid.

    • @kingslushie1018
      @kingslushie1018 4 года назад +54

      I mean Hotel is already overbooked so SOMEONE Is definitely coming.
      My estimate is that between 10-1000 people max might actually come.

    • @justnoah2073
      @justnoah2073 4 года назад +33

      Yeah I think they'll just go look at the base or party, but I think only like one guy will raid the base, and he'll just get arrested

    • @monytontana5184
      @monytontana5184 4 года назад +8

      It'll be about 50 people, on the wrong side of the base and 6 or 7 who show and just end up taking pictures

    • @theartist6764
      @theartist6764 4 года назад +3

      Tell that to overbooked hotels and plane flight booked out...😆😆😆 wake up. And find them ALIENS

  • @dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046
    @dingdongmyopinioniswrong7046 3 года назад +141

    Holy shit. The raid was in September 20th 2019, and it felt like last week. I'm already in November 2020.

    • @fryhyh
      @fryhyh 2 года назад +9

      Now it's almost september 2021. Time flies

    • @nikhilas9432
      @nikhilas9432 2 года назад

      Sep 20th is my bday lol

    • @anantchandak9574
      @anantchandak9574 2 года назад

      And i am in November 2021 😂

    • @u4ren620
      @u4ren620 2 года назад

      now its november 2021

    • @krypticsz4154
      @krypticsz4154 Год назад

      Jun 2023 now

  • @steliosliagkos
    @steliosliagkos 4 года назад +143

    Aliens after 10000 years:
    Today's kids we will learn about how we got our freedom from the great prison

  • @kesorangutan6170
    @kesorangutan6170 4 года назад +407

    Alien themed brothel? So people are literally going to storm Area 51(the brothel) to clap some alien cheeks.

    • @ginnrollins211
      @ginnrollins211 4 года назад +13

      Sounds like Captain Kirk and Peter Quill's paradise.

    • @tigerkill420
      @tigerkill420 4 года назад +12

      I kinda want to go to an alien themed brothel. Lol

    • @tikemyson8839
      @tikemyson8839 4 года назад +11

      Death by extra terrestrial snu snu

    • @ginnrollins211
      @ginnrollins211 4 года назад +3

      @@tikemyson8839 *smiles then becomes terrified then smiles again then becomes terrified again then smiles then becomes terrified again*

  • @xXxJokerManxXx
    @xXxJokerManxXx 4 года назад +781

    4:07 Rare footage of a naruto runner charging to the Area 51 side gates

  • @AncientSlugThrower
    @AncientSlugThrower 4 года назад +44

    "You have to hike on foot a grueling *1.2 miles*..."
    If you can't manage a 1.2 mile hike, maybe you shouldn't be raiding an Air Force base.

    • @Carboy45
      @Carboy45 3 года назад +2

      Yes but it also up a mountain so that makes it harder

    • @drabnail777
      @drabnail777 3 года назад +2

      America is the fattest country

    • @The_Blue_Ender
      @The_Blue_Ender 2 года назад

      @@drabnail777 Cook Island is fatter

    • @ProAvgeek6328
      @ProAvgeek6328 2 года назад

      that is like a little below 2 km or something

  • @cookiemuncher1235
    @cookiemuncher1235 4 года назад +282

    “Let’s raid Area 51 they can’t bury all of us”

    • @laserbeamnuke4405
      @laserbeamnuke4405 3 года назад +4

      Or can thry

    • @wintersoul6703
      @wintersoul6703 3 года назад +6

      but they can turn you to ashes

    • @Chuked
      @Chuked 3 года назад

      @@wintersoul6703 with the alien blasters

    • @raphaelr.5904
      @raphaelr.5904 2 года назад +3

      It is probably just a testing site where new technology can be tested without risking a lot of human casualties or wild fires. What place would you imagine where you could test the latest cluster ammunition without destroying the environment or killing people? It is just protected to that extent because the ammunition they have there could be potentially citywhipers. Look up the scene where Tony Stark (Ironman) tests his new cluster ammunition, would you want something like that be tested in a farmland or forest or near a city? You can test the weapons outside of the base while still remaining in safe perimeters. Just think logically.

  • @iamkind29
    @iamkind29 4 года назад +522

    What if 2 million Toyota Corollas storm area 51?
    Your move now air force.

    • @izaaniqbal1309
      @izaaniqbal1309 4 года назад +1

      L

    • @Fotis420
      @Fotis420 4 года назад +2

      The Naruto runners are just the distraction 👽

    • @stephenvelden295
      @stephenvelden295 4 года назад +1

      You would fall asleep from sheer boredom driving a Corolla that far!

    • @sophiee.2434
      @sophiee.2434 4 года назад +1

      My sis has a Toyota Corolla she can help with this

    • @kevingbacon
      @kevingbacon 4 года назад +1

      @@Fotis420 now

  • @thewarriorrandom6161
    @thewarriorrandom6161 4 года назад +512

    How to get there:
    /gamemode c
    /tp 37°14'00.0"N 115°48'00.0"W

    • @pickle24
      @pickle24 4 года назад +8

      Nobody likes you

    • @mamsh6951
      @mamsh6951 4 года назад +47

      Great also get some invisibilty potions! They will be useful :)

    • @vertexpoland5729
      @vertexpoland5729 4 года назад +16

      You forgot the Y coordinate

    • @mamsh6951
      @mamsh6951 4 года назад +1

      @@acarfox xD

    • @erenyeager3829
      @erenyeager3829 4 года назад

      Lol Xd I did that in Minecraft but nothing happened XDDDDD

  • @doudymac
    @doudymac 4 года назад +43

    0:45 Imagine you go in there and that's what you see aliens doing...😂

    • @PrawilnaMordka
      @PrawilnaMordka 3 года назад +5

      That's actually a real footage from there

  • @rntobi2931
    @rntobi2931 3 года назад +59

    Bruh it's almost been a year since this happened. Imagine if the raid happened in 2020.

    • @mytherapistsaidno6643
      @mytherapistsaidno6643 3 года назад

      coronavirus

    • @j-t-v-ideos6583
      @j-t-v-ideos6583 3 года назад +1

      “The Masked Raid”

    • @poley23
      @poley23 3 года назад +2

      Knowing 2020 there would have been a containment breach and it would have killed us all.

  • @deusvult5602
    @deusvult5602 4 года назад +645

    the first warning shot
    mission failed we'll get em next time

    • @YTN1112
      @YTN1112 4 года назад +36

      Stormers use Naruto running!
      Not very effective........
      Area 51 personal uses a warning shot
      THE ATTACK IS SUPER EFFECTIVE
      Stormers flee from area 51!

    • @deusvult5602
      @deusvult5602 4 года назад +1

      @@YTN1112 SASKEEEE

    • @krisskrosssss
      @krisskrosssss 4 года назад +2

      MC-MANAVCI I think one warning *magazine* is all it takes to stop them lol.

    • @deusvult5602
      @deusvult5602 4 года назад

      @@krisskrosssss RELOADING FOR MAGAZINE

  • @chrisnelmes7180
    @chrisnelmes7180 4 года назад +735

    A million people.
    In the desert .
    No wifi.
    What could possibly go wrong ?

    • @tedtyrrell447
      @tedtyrrell447 4 года назад +10

      Cos WiFi matters of course do much yaaaaa smh

    • @gliderchucker9644
      @gliderchucker9644 4 года назад +22

      Well, I'd imagine if everyone properly hydrates, it would be fine. As for wifi... That changes literally nothing. Just get a radio set up, or even walkie-talkies. It's not a very significant issue, compared to the issue of the military's (justified) pushback. Of course, anybody who actually tried to go into the desert anyways are silly geese.

    • @chrisnelmes7180
      @chrisnelmes7180 4 года назад +3

      @@gliderchucker9644 a lot of the folks going simply cannot survive with out being able to tell people they love something . ....

    • @Red-sm5so
      @Red-sm5so 4 года назад +3

      @@chrisnelmes7180 ...And? That still doesn't change anything. They won't die if they don't have their internet for 6 hours. But they will die if they try to storm the base.
      That would be funny.

    • @gliderchucker9644
      @gliderchucker9644 4 года назад

      @@chrisnelmes7180 Could you elaborate?

  • @trapalot2792
    @trapalot2792 4 года назад +323

    Itz been proven Area 51 Has The Last Popeye Chicken Sandwich

    • @a4dtesseract408
      @a4dtesseract408 4 года назад +1

      ppl died for that bec were are stupid

    • @sylbv1157
      @sylbv1157 4 года назад

      Rackalot HD I'm taking it then

    • @justinian536
      @justinian536 3 года назад

      and the original coke recipe

    • @xshullaw
      @xshullaw 3 года назад

      It has the old-style Olive Garden Breadsticks.

    • @ozzierabbit587
      @ozzierabbit587 2 года назад

      I had Popeyes chicken once, it was mostly just breading and bones.

  • @avisiva9045
    @avisiva9045 3 года назад +143

    white house gets stormed today
    youtube: let me recommend this today

    • @samar5838
      @samar5838 3 года назад +8

      Unfortunately, it wasn't the White House that got stormed.

    • @Rockwell28
      @Rockwell28 3 года назад +5

      @@samar5838 it was the capital building right?

  • @allesarfint
    @allesarfint 4 года назад +706

    RLL: "Nobody have ever successfully infiltrated (in area 51) in over sixty years"
    CJ: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @MarcinKralka
      @MarcinKralka 4 года назад +67

      He technically infiltrated area 69 (yes, that's actual area name in the game).

    • @makavelitrained2488
      @makavelitrained2488 4 года назад +2

      Rick and Morty performed their dope ass song their

    • @Joe-kb1sm
      @Joe-kb1sm 4 года назад

      My name is Bruce Wayne, and I'm calling B S on that.

    • @onenerdygremlin
      @onenerdygremlin 4 года назад

      @@Joe-kb1sm He even infiltrated Area 52

    • @emilianorios4761
      @emilianorios4761 4 года назад

      Total Drama World Tour: Am i a joke to you?

  • @stephist
    @stephist 4 года назад +3113

    Thumbnail: What If 1 milliom people stormed area 51
    Title: What If 2 million people stormed area 51

    • @dylanmelvin5206
      @dylanmelvin5206 4 года назад +247

      Me: What if 3 million people stormed Area 51?

    • @marcello7781
      @marcello7781 4 года назад +50

      What if 4 million people stormed area 51

    • @callmesoul1468
      @callmesoul1468 4 года назад +17

      5?

    • @vb6601
      @vb6601 4 года назад +20

      visible confusion

    • @saraopolec5283
      @saraopolec5283 4 года назад +12

      agh my child a long time ago about 25minutes ago the title was just “area 51”

  • @Anna-jw4vq
    @Anna-jw4vq 3 года назад +27

    Relics of a happier time where this was the biggest topic on the internet...

  • @greeny5549
    @greeny5549 3 года назад +8

    My dad used to work as a cop in Vegas. He’s told me that they’d commonly get calls about people trying to sneak onto the planes that head into Area 51

  • @SpaceWitch1969
    @SpaceWitch1969 4 года назад +421

    When you were planning on going to the Area 51 raid but mum forgot to sign the permission slip...

    • @charlieslegs9487
      @charlieslegs9487 4 года назад +5

      MOM NOT AGAIN

    • @Rex_Crackerz
      @Rex_Crackerz 4 года назад +1

      you know very well that you just forgot to give her the permission slip. it's not her responsibility to do everything for you

    • @mexisss23m.t.
      @mexisss23m.t. 4 года назад +3

      Nah that's on you. Real ones copy their mom's signature into the permission slip.

    • @coolingheat5644
      @coolingheat5644 4 года назад

      Boladee's Network how is that related to the joke

  • @xXxJokerManxXx
    @xXxJokerManxXx 4 года назад +741

    *Possible realistic things hidden in Area 51:*
    -Extraterrestrial technology
    -Advance information on science in general
    -Advance weaponry / war vehicles
    -Cure for cancer
    *What the internet are interested in:*
    -Shrek 5
    -Half-Life 3
    -Real life anime girls
    -Missing socks
    -Howard the alien

    • @joegambabambino4277
      @joegambabambino4277 4 года назад +8

      xXxJokerManxXx sorry but I want the tech not no shrek 5 or anime girls and or basically any of the stupidity the internet comes up with 😒

    • @chrismabano6538
      @chrismabano6538 4 года назад +59

      why the fuck would they hide the cure for cancer

    • @8-d8-d12
      @8-d8-d12 4 года назад +23

      @@chrismabano6538 ye if they found the cure for cancer the us could make millions from distributing it

    • @awildalpaca9223
      @awildalpaca9223 4 года назад +27

      Chris Mabano If they did, it would be because the government gets a shit ton of money from treatments, charities, etc. or if it wasn’t for profit, then the cure could just have a bunch of very bad side effects so they don’t want to release it

    • @Captianmex1C0
      @Captianmex1C0 4 года назад +16

      @@chrismabano6538 why wouldn't they, they would lose millions a year, less people getting treatments that might not even save them, just slowing the process down, hell apperantly some guy about 10 miles away from me in Mexico found the cure, but the cartels made him disappear and no one knows where he is

  • @speedercat154
    @speedercat154 4 года назад +70

    Chuck Norris and Keanu Reeves join in.
    U.S government: * confused screaming*

    • @lastphantom4243
      @lastphantom4243 4 года назад +1

      Actually Area 51 is their desert dojo.

    • @eraa1791
      @eraa1791 3 года назад

      U mean Neo, right?

  • @Demon-sh2wc
    @Demon-sh2wc 4 года назад +14

    People: *is storming Area 51*
    Guy on the machine guns: finally! I get to use this gu- I mean, Oh no! I’m forced to use this gun!

  • @vlvoid9630
    @vlvoid9630 4 года назад +607

    Facebook signups : 1 million
    Title: 2 million
    People who actually go: 20

  • @pilkers2
    @pilkers2 4 года назад +676

    There would be 2 million voices screaming at the mic to revive them

    • @MemesnShet
      @MemesnShet 4 года назад +31

      And the soldiers would default dance lol

    • @zaodedong9935
      @zaodedong9935 4 года назад +9

      @@Dennis_5618 Some soldiers would definetly be tea bagging.

    • @imperialkirk7931
      @imperialkirk7931 4 года назад +8

      Pick me up I have ray gun!

  • @bamfbabybamf
    @bamfbabybamf 4 года назад +20

    We need necromancers in the ranks to refill them when people go down.

    • @machupikachu1085
      @machupikachu1085 2 года назад

      how would getting it on with the downed people help?

  • @xxdrifterkidxx_8358
    @xxdrifterkidxx_8358 4 года назад +6

    1920: There Will Be Flying Cars in The Future!
    2019: 2M People Storms Area 51.

  • @seasong7655
    @seasong7655 4 года назад +982

    Born too late to explore the earth, born too early to explore the galaxy. But born just in time to explore AREA51! 👽👽👽👽😎👽👽👽👽

  • @snugrug3807
    @snugrug3807 4 года назад +2581

    Legend has it Area 51 is hiding the last working McDonald’s ice cream machine

    • @Lauren-ic1kj
      @Lauren-ic1kj 4 года назад +25

      The McDonalds in my town has a working ice cream machine

    • @vont.ian080
      @vont.ian080 4 года назад +26

      @@Lauren-ic1kj I can confirm that this is a hoax.

    • @vont.ian080
      @vont.ian080 4 года назад +12

      Because I haven't tasted McDonald's ice cream in years.

    • @Lauren-ic1kj
      @Lauren-ic1kj 4 года назад +1

      Albert Eintein no mine has it :/ it just taste like ice cream

    • @Angel-lv8uc
      @Angel-lv8uc 4 года назад +6

      @@Lauren-ic1kj that's impossible

  • @vertouls2531
    @vertouls2531 4 года назад +11

    Legend has it that Area 51 has my dad that went out for milk 3 years ago...

    • @trizz1350
      @trizz1350 3 года назад

      I stole him

    • @chem3615
      @chem3615 3 года назад +1

      @@trizz1350 i guess milk take dads and dads be taken by milk

  • @Lzwerzx
    @Lzwerzx 3 года назад +2

    Area 51 must contain the only working McDonald’s ice cream machine

  • @PHCuber
    @PHCuber 4 года назад +1106

    How many Toyota corollas will they need to deliver the food and drinks?

  • @sengogkaffe
    @sengogkaffe 2 года назад +2

    I actually come up with that storm idea back in 2015 on youtube. It should be organised better.
    There is a lot of mysterious places where the storm idea is an option.

  • @grrumakemeangry
    @grrumakemeangry 4 года назад +13

    The music shall be the following:
    -Neon Genesis Evangelion opening theme
    -Sasageyo

  •  4 года назад +1029

    USA: We have the strongest base in the world.
    Some random guy on Facebook: Are you challenging me?

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 4 года назад +5156

    Only true OGs will remember when the title of the video was just "area 51"

  • @HotSkorpion
    @HotSkorpion 4 года назад +6

    that was one of the most subtle and seamless transitions to the sponsor ad I've seen... :D

  • @kingofgames-rz5ew
    @kingofgames-rz5ew 4 года назад +4

    Old storms: *people just stand in front of the area 51 with signs say(TRUTH)*
    Modern storms: *everyone naruto run straight to area 51*

  • @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un
    @SupremeLeaderKimJong-un 4 года назад +1858

    If I join in and use my army and missiles, we can easily storm the base

    • @shuitu2861
      @shuitu2861 4 года назад +268

      Kim Jong-un petition for Kim jong-un to join the raid

    • @MIGHTYxMUKESH
      @MIGHTYxMUKESH 4 года назад +63

      Roger that

    • @MrAllig8tor
      @MrAllig8tor 4 года назад +51

      But that might cause a war to happen for using missiles

    • @lucaskincanyon7393
      @lucaskincanyon7393 4 года назад +28

      And then goes further into California and takes the state! XD

    • @ksastudio2095
      @ksastudio2095 4 года назад +12

      R u real I see you every where

  • @yourlocalt72
    @yourlocalt72 4 года назад +1246

    if people use skillshare they would get into area 51 easily

    • @mixtapemania6769
      @mixtapemania6769 4 года назад +21

      Nah man, Mussolini used skillshare and he's bald now. I dont truss

    • @WyvernApalis
      @WyvernApalis 4 года назад +19

      What if they use skillshare and become an engineer to work in area 51
      *THEN EXPOSES EVERYTHING*

    • @MrCaesartheman
      @MrCaesartheman 4 года назад +4

      who can be bothered learning when you can just use dash lane?

    • @TheLucidDreamer12
      @TheLucidDreamer12 4 года назад +2

      But you can use Skillshare to learn to secure Area 51 perfectly, thus creating the Skillshare Paradox.

    • @persona3chainsawman
      @persona3chainsawman 4 года назад +3

      Before you do that you need to use Nord VPN

  • @adlan_kacak
    @adlan_kacak 4 года назад +4

    Area 51 are hiding suit tech that created by Tony Stark, vibranium, light saber tech, love potion recipe,
    cloning blueprint, etc etc ....

  • @ryansmith6619
    @ryansmith6619 3 года назад +7

    What is 2 Million people storm the US Capitol?

  • @szeverholdosi8099
    @szeverholdosi8099 4 года назад +1192

    Legend says that they are hiding Toyota Corolla type 2 in area 51
    RealLifeLore: starts sweating

  • @scareleague9551
    @scareleague9551 4 года назад +851

    I also heard that naruto headbands where sold out on amazon! 😂

    • @Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo
      @Thisisaweirdthing2makeusdo 4 года назад +90

      That's made my day hearing that. God bless the internet 🤣🤣

    • @aleanapineda882
      @aleanapineda882 4 года назад +24

      This generation is really something

    • @Racko.
      @Racko. 4 года назад +6

      @@aleanapineda882 This generation though 😂

    • @QueefSniffer
      @QueefSniffer 4 года назад +4

      Scare League noooo fuckkk
      About 2 months ago I got my rogue ninja headband and was planning on getting the regular one 🤧fuckkk

    • @phantomofshade7156
      @phantomofshade7156 4 года назад +2

      My faith in humanity is slightly restored now. Thank you.

  • @doapin7438
    @doapin7438 4 года назад +6

    "What would happen if 2M people stormed area 51!"
    Short answer: ded

  • @Gavolak
    @Gavolak 4 года назад +3

    the raiders look up to the sight of a single plane, slowly flying overhead. A high buzzing sound is followed by a stream of Orange raining from the plane into the oncoming raiders. Within seconds, the AC130 has turned the entire raid into a fine pink mist.

  • @fusiongaming8281
    @fusiongaming8281 4 года назад +1984

    What if they’re driving Toyota Corollas?

    • @1985toyotacamry
      @1985toyotacamry 4 года назад +118

      Well they are bullet proof so they can't really do shit

    • @c1243
      @c1243 4 года назад +51

      They would win easily

    • @Cytise91
      @Cytise91 4 года назад +6

      We lose

    • @yustinj.3910
      @yustinj.3910 4 года назад +32

      WE. NEED. COROLLAS.

    • @jooknade
      @jooknade 4 года назад +15

      200 iq

  • @gamingsuper9872
    @gamingsuper9872 4 года назад +946

    Best way to raid area 51:
    Transport 1 mil pokemon go players to the desert near area 51
    *mewtwo pops up inside area 51*
    Everybody: *charges*

    • @PearDBD
      @PearDBD 4 года назад +41

      a few years late for that idea

    • @xxxdroidmonkeyxxx
      @xxxdroidmonkeyxxx 4 года назад +19

      I don't think they'd even care. Have you seen people on that game? A unicorn could pass right on front of them and they wouldn't notice.

    • @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591
      @letmetakeajormungandrattha8591 4 года назад +4

      I still play...

    • @robinmonsere2737
      @robinmonsere2737 4 года назад +7

      hmm noo.. there is no shiny version so.. I would not want to spend my revives on that

    • @thorodinson292
      @thorodinson292 4 года назад +3

      @@PearDBD not really bro

  • @flakcannonhans6170
    @flakcannonhans6170 3 года назад +1

    If two million people tried to raid Area 51, it would be raining red for a while

  • @StolenClutch
    @StolenClutch 3 года назад +2

    Can we all appreciate how smooth that transition was when RealLifeLore started telling us about the sponsor 6:57

    • @Wellch
      @Wellch 3 года назад

      Dash lane suxs

  • @LordFra-l
    @LordFra-l 4 года назад +756

    Prisoner: what are you in for?
    Me: I wanted to clap dem alien cheeks

    • @Journey_Awaits
      @Journey_Awaits 4 года назад +14

      We just have to wait and those dumbasses will probably make a resonance cascade then the aliens will be clapping us

    • @PugnaciousProductions
      @PugnaciousProductions 4 года назад +1

      Daveret Brunet Him and Sergeant Dornan are training the private military operators, god bless the poor idiots who do raid.

  • @damirimamagic5064
    @damirimamagic5064 4 года назад +890

    Area 51 has the jetpack from GTA: San Andreas.

    • @finalstarmanishere1430
      @finalstarmanishere1430 4 года назад +8

      No that's Area 69 (joke)

    • @damirimamagic5064
      @damirimamagic5064 4 года назад +5

      Finalstarman I know it’s Area 69. The reason why I said Area 51 is because it’s in real life. So yeah, I was just being sarcastic.

    • @nosquidsid4680
      @nosquidsid4680 4 года назад +16

      ​@@damirimamagic5064 CJ stormed Area 51 before it was cool

    • @eXpas04
      @eXpas04 4 года назад +1

      @@finalstarmanishere1430 you 12?

    • @PugnaciousProductions
      @PugnaciousProductions 4 года назад +5

      eXpas04 You must be the definition of an idiot.

  • @moved7814
    @moved7814 4 года назад +3

    area 51 has all of the guitar picks we've dropped

  • @spagsauce
    @spagsauce 4 года назад +10

    Spoiler alert:
    we only got 200 people in costumes

  • @digitalfootballer9032
    @digitalfootballer9032 4 года назад +705

    My prediction would be if 2 million people charged area 51, a few dozen would get shot, and the other 1.9 million and change would run the other way.

    • @anklebiter9680
      @anklebiter9680 4 года назад +156

      No the logical thing to do is use the dead bodies to absorb the bullets while charging at them

    • @holdmybeer775
      @holdmybeer775 4 года назад +67

      ryr 89 10 million iq

    • @jmonkey106
      @jmonkey106 4 года назад +52

      @@anklebiter9680 yeah dude cause humans weigh nothing

    • @OGMeanMachine
      @OGMeanMachine 4 года назад +35

      If a few million were charging nobody would notice a few dozen people get shot and go down probably the same for a few hundred do you know how inconceivably large a 2million plus crowd would be lol

    • @Delgen1951
      @Delgen1951 4 года назад +34

      @@OGMeanMachine you have never run twenty six miles in 105 Degree heat with one, one quart water bottle, jumping rocks and avoiding Cactus plants and Snakes, have you? Can we say broken legs, twisted ankles, heat stroke within the first mile or so.

  • @Megalon11235
    @Megalon11235 4 года назад +577

    2:25
    "Legal alien-themed brothel"
    Not words I ever thought I would hear in a lifetime, tbh.

    • @sunjamin99
      @sunjamin99 4 года назад +40

      Makes you wonder what an illegal one would look like

    • @ggcthvvv8035
      @ggcthvvv8035 4 года назад +17

      @@sunjamin99 just watch us get into area 51 and theres only immigrant aliens that got deported lol

    • @starboiklem8381
      @starboiklem8381 4 года назад

      @Hulalala Whowho Mexican food

    • @cptredhorse5156
      @cptredhorse5156 4 года назад

      Mexican food

    • @anthonyduckworth1142
      @anthonyduckworth1142 4 года назад

      😂😂😂

  • @Xplsv672
    @Xplsv672 4 года назад +4

    0:45 when the teacher leaves the classroom

  • @nomarukaz
    @nomarukaz 4 года назад +1

    Area 51 in July 2020: so we've confirmed unidentified flying object is coming to earth in insane speed

  • @blix5
    @blix5 4 года назад +388

    Thumbnail: *1 million*
    Title: *2 million*
    Me: *confused noises*

  • @robertgirtakovskis1670
    @robertgirtakovskis1670 4 года назад +1110

    Everyone: Let’s storm Area 51!
    Area 51: Laughs in [INFORMATION REDACTED BY ORDERS OF THE F.B.I. AND NEVADA NATIONAL GUARD]

    • @cr4yv3n
      @cr4yv3n 4 года назад +12

      **laughs in alien**

    • @helixx4678
      @helixx4678 4 года назад +21

      @@cr4yv3n *laughs in SCP*

    • @cr4yv3n
      @cr4yv3n 4 года назад

      @@helixx4678 scp?

    • @disrandomyoutuber8473
      @disrandomyoutuber8473 4 года назад +5

      **laughs in chinese**
      Who knows what they are really laughing in.

    • @danese1636
      @danese1636 3 года назад

      Tfw a US state has their own *national* guard.

  • @TheSink333
    @TheSink333 4 года назад +5

    1:44 Jackass flats, what a name

    • @FarrelTTE
      @FarrelTTE 3 года назад +1

      And also, Death Valley

    • @catercoz2491
      @catercoz2491 3 года назад

      I am wondering if it got that name as a training ground for newbie recruits. lol

  • @LegendaryFartMaster
    @LegendaryFartMaster 3 года назад +2

    5:46
    Please sign your initials here
    Area 51 Employee: _S U S_

  • @dannymckenna6829
    @dannymckenna6829 4 года назад +204

    When you realize that you have been watching a 8 minute long advertisement for Dashlane

  • @HaotoAnimeOnPiano
    @HaotoAnimeOnPiano 4 года назад +318

    How I go to Area 51 : Ender Pearl
    How I come back from Area 51 : Toyota Corolla

  • @erickrodriguez8818
    @erickrodriguez8818 4 года назад +31

    I bet you can raid it if you had Toyota Corolla

    • @rizqibayumantari6769
      @rizqibayumantari6769 4 года назад

      Of course...
      Also Toyota Corolla should replace humvee for US military.

    • @acey457
      @acey457 4 года назад

      @@rizqibayumantari6769 co-ROLLA its a ROLLER COASTER on wheels with traction like a toiler boiler thats the toyota treat

    • @deathpallie325
      @deathpallie325 4 года назад +1

      As long as the Toyota Corolla doesn't get hacked by the Russian hackers from Moscow and Saint Petersburg working for Vladimir Putin.

  • @generallukeproductions
    @generallukeproductions 4 года назад +7

    Here we are, a few hours before the raid. Let's see what happens

  • @yoranvangils9903
    @yoranvangils9903 4 года назад +153

    The real treasure is the friends we make when we raid area 51

  • @414MrMilwaukee
    @414MrMilwaukee 4 года назад +723

    Area 51 Guards: it's impossible to sneak in
    Rabbit: *hold my carrot*

  • @internetexplorer7143
    @internetexplorer7143 3 года назад +6

    I can’t wait for the Area 51 raid, this is going to be so epic.

  • @jameslyddall
    @jameslyddall 4 года назад +2

    That was the most smoothest transition to paid sponsorship EVER. I tip my fedora to you sir

  • @callofghoul9835
    @callofghoul9835 4 года назад +2075

    Me to the time traveller: is the area 51 raid successful
    Time traveller: oh do you mean 9/20

    • @harry793
      @harry793 4 года назад +53

      call of ghoul 20/9

    • @HighLieBH
      @HighLieBH 4 года назад +112

      Spongey
      Americans do it backwards for some reason, think about 9/11

    • @justanunusualperson8913
      @justanunusualperson8913 4 года назад +44

      @@HighLieBH 9/11 was done by Aliens.

    • @RandyWyvern
      @RandyWyvern 4 года назад +133

      @@IAmLegend9291 as an American I can confirm that we indeed are dumb

    • @nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769
      @nubnubnubnubnubnubnubnubnu4769 4 года назад +15

      How else do you think the time traveler has that device?

  • @calebthomson4381
    @calebthomson4381 4 года назад +751

    I’ve gotta say man, that’s the smoothest transition from a video into an a sponsor ever...

    • @Xenoray1
      @Xenoray1 4 года назад +6

      SPEAKING OF TRANSITIONS, GLASSWIRE

    • @FBI-nm6fh
      @FBI-nm6fh 4 года назад +9

      CT_Plays that’s exactly what I was thinking

    • @nb5437
      @nb5437 4 года назад +2

      That title would go to Legal Eagle’s video on the College Admissions Scandal

    • @coffeecarp6482
      @coffeecarp6482 4 года назад +4

      I was gonna write how horrible that transition was :D

    • @saturatedtwo3458
      @saturatedtwo3458 4 года назад

      CT_Plays I was looking for this comment

  • @bhavyasaini5247
    @bhavyasaini5247 3 года назад +1

    Imagine the scientists in area 51 have dashlane installed and somebody 'somehow' gets in and starts thinking what the password is and dashlane fills it by itself.

  • @maxchannel2.065
    @maxchannel2.065 4 года назад +7

    Area 51: no one can enter
    Fly: ( fly's over ) you were saying

    • @acey457
      @acey457 4 года назад +2

      zip! a fly sized bullet rips a hole through its stupid wings

    • @UwU-ok2jr
      @UwU-ok2jr 2 года назад

      @@acey457 aren't all bullets fly sized

  • @DurvalLacerda
    @DurvalLacerda 4 года назад +93

    That Ad transition was so smooth it belongs in Area 51

  • @dnorth5146
    @dnorth5146 4 года назад +313

    Why couldn't the Alien Centre just be 51 miles away, not 52.

    • @jacobhogan3208
      @jacobhogan3208 4 года назад +14

      We need to start a movement to add a one mile long extension

    • @myworkzone2966
      @myworkzone2966 4 года назад +5

      Because 51 is 50+1

    • @sulemanmughal5397
      @sulemanmughal5397 4 года назад

      Wtfffff noooooo i hope not

    • @bizzyfn8460
      @bizzyfn8460 4 года назад

      D North cuz its called area 51 stupid

    • @monistermat2093
      @monistermat2093 4 года назад

      Everyone haft to parachute to get in the base

  • @lukapagura
    @lukapagura 3 года назад +2

    Honestly this wouldn’t be the craziest thing that happened this year

  • @aoi1640
    @aoi1640 3 года назад +2

    14th Century Crusader: WE WILL TAKE JERUSALEM!
    2020 Crusader: WE WILL TAKE AREA 51!

  • @ahsan4339
    @ahsan4339 4 года назад +1140

    We all know the actual Only way to get into Area 51 is with
    *NordVPN*
    Edit: Thanks for 1k 🥺

  • @billyprange9_
    @billyprange9_ 4 года назад +149

    Newest book in the I survived series:
    *I Survived The Area 51 Massacre of September 20, 2019*

  • @Epicdoritos
    @Epicdoritos 4 года назад +6

    It’s September 20th....only like 500 people showed up

  • @fpslevi3812
    @fpslevi3812 4 года назад +5

    3:03 Tiny gas station: Stonks