You coulda just said that... the group feels like "sending me" has an entirely different meaning. And yes, I agree. Brent not knowing the difference between those different words was quite funny.
This is the part of the relationship you realize you love them but don’t like them. You’ll always have great memories , but just need distance. Maybe on occasion run into them and see what’s up. But it won’t ever be the same
@@sorryimsosad Oh brotha... i know what you saying... sad part is early on you hope... hope.. things gonna change... we can be like we were before! but no... you wont. i dont even care if they make their own vodka... good on them... i just want to relax and laugh with my buddies and laugh my troubles away... but that seems to be distant memory now and i cant relax around them
Compared to whiskeys and bourbons thats really not crazy. Its high for a everyday drinking vodka to me but if it’s really good then it would be worth it. Sadly I live in PA where you can’t get anything good because our state is dumb as shit when it comes to liquor laws
It's far from a single malt the only thing I'd pay 80 dollars for. I could see it at $50 for the gimmick of it, but at the end of the day it's vodka.....
@@dezperautoIts not about being broke its that why pay $80 for vodka when you can get similar quality vodka in the $30 to $40 price range? Its absurd. Like top-shelf Belvedere, considered by most the best vodka brand in the world is cheaper then this stuff. There vodka is created in the oldest Vodka producing distillery in the world within Russia...
It’s the cyclical nature of Bert, he does okay for a while trying to regain public favor then at some point always un-does that progress but going on a big drinking tour or dropping his own liquor
@@MikeLee661well geez let’s see the numbers for the last episode were only 320k they used to average double-triple that. Bad friends averages 1m per episode
Thank you for the video! I completely agree with the points made about the increasing prevalence of anger in the US. Despite its problems, growing up in the US, I didn't perceive as much anger as I do today, I earn over $370000 in investment.
A growth mindset towards wealth can help you make smarter decisions and spot opportunities that others might miss. Reaching a $50K milestone is about consistency, smart financial habits, and a bit of patience.
Everyone needs a different stream of income, unfortunately having a job doesn't mean security due to the high rate of tax, one needs to move ahead of their expectations
I love how Bart says “I don’t put my name on gofundmes anymore AND I don’t tell you when I do cool shit.” Then it cuts to his nascar ad read, nice editing boys
Once bart turned his back on USF, Tampa turned on him. If Bart wants back in Tampa’s good graces he needs to donate huge to the new USF on campus football stadium.
Its funny, everytime I watch this show with Bert in it I end up checking other tabs in my browser cause it always sounds like I have another video in the background but sure enough, its just Bert talking over Tom
The Jon Hamm hazing thing is a lot worse than it sounds. He dragged a kid by his testicles with a claw hammer, lit his pants on fire, and beat the kid so bad he almost lost a kidney. Wasn’t just “garden variety hazing”.
Me personally, I wouldn’t let someone do that to me just to be in a fraternity. At some point you gotta take up for yourself. Or don’t, and let some other man drag your nuts and beat you!!!!
That scene in of mice and men is exactly how two bears ends. You can tend the rabbits in heaven Berty.. Tom says as he stares with his cold emotionless eyes and the faint smoke trail from the revolver wisps in the air..
Hate from Dallas county jail
Dallas county Dallas Texas?
Naw Dallas Indiana🤦🏿♂️🤦🏿♂️
How u get a phone? Can’t they know who’s connected to their WiFi if you snuck it in?
Sim cards are easy to sneak in.
Makes sense...
The OLD Tim would have shat on his own face for the love of the game. How far we've fallen.
Yeah Bart said 100 mill what a fucking dickhead we all know he would do it for 12 K and a six pack
Bert not knowing the difference between succession and secession is sending me😂
Sending you where?
You forgot to finish your sentence.
I did not. It is an expression of speech. It means I find it very funny and am laughing hard
You coulda just said that... the group feels like "sending me" has an entirely different meaning. And yes, I agree. Brent not knowing the difference between those different words was quite funny.
sounds like dog shit english to me... @@jameshedden2260
The way Bert says “Tom” when he sees that video 😂😂
"Do you think Robert Deniro listens to our podcast?" ~ No.
There's gonna be a point where Matt & Trey respond to this in the form of a Segment in South Park and animate this part of the show 😂
Can you imagine a conversation between Bert and Cartman?
Dude I can't wait lmao
Cmon, they don’t warrant the attention of the great ones
How nice of them to talk between ad reads and commercials
Bert remembering he knows Jaime is the same energy of a baby, realizing they have toes😂❤
I’m convinced Tom is a psychopath lol he isn’t phased by anything.
And he isn’t “fazed” by anything either, 😉 lol
Unless you work for the airport or poor
I met him in person and he’s just as stoic and unexcited lol
I thought by this point it's understood.
I guess Bill Burr sounding the alarm every time they're on camera together isn't just a bit after all.
"I'm crying... I'm Lenny. Definitely Lenny."
You sure are Buddy! You sure are. 🤣😂😆
I no longer advertise my donations, except right now, right now I’ll show you a trophy I got for my generosity. Appreciate me.
Hell is just gonna be me stuck in a chair listening to Bert tell the machine story for all eternity.
The story isn’t even funny
@@aryanritchie7759 his entire career would beg to differ. It has certainly gotten old, but there is a reason it has 54mil views.
@@verakoo6187the same reason TikTok is successful. People are ret(neural divergent)arded.
Not if you stop watching and stop supporting him.....
@@dannygreen592 I click on these videos to read hate comments. That’s it
Seeing Berts face when he was crying was so sad... then instant laughter "I cant believe i finally did it" - Tom in the most lax voice ahhaha
This is the new fighter and the kid
I love 2 bears one cave, and i am getting exhausted listening to this, what happened to when they used to have a fun conversation?
This is the part of the relationship you realize you love them but don’t like them. You’ll always have great memories , but just need distance. Maybe on occasion run into them and see what’s up. But it won’t ever be the same
@@sorryimsosad Oh brotha... i know what you saying... sad part is early on you hope... hope.. things gonna change... we can be like we were before! but no... you wont. i dont even care if they make their own vodka... good on them... i just want to relax and laugh with my buddies and laugh my troubles away... but that seems to be distant memory now and i cant relax around them
Yea something changed
@@danielhernandez3831they got rich and relatively well known.🙄
Weird....I feel like this is the best episode with Bert and Tom in a long time.
Bert claiming he doesn’t announce his charitable donations anymore while announcing his charitable donations lol😂
This used to be the highlight of my week. :(
My condolences.
When does he get jacked off?
Blurt saying "when i USED to really be into promos" sums him up perfectly 👌
*please drink his vodka
Bruce is such a dipthong
You mean 30 minutes ago, but now he's forgotten and thinks he should really get into promos again.
"With Chris brown... Chris Black... Oh Chris Rock" damnit bert 🤣
Blackrock?
@@TheNobleAthelstaneThe only Black Rock I’ll invest in is Chris Rock.
@@JesusHComedy lmao
“When the fuck did we get ice cream” kills me every time 😂
I love that that line was improved, and Knoxville tries so hard not to laugh - my sister and I quote that all the time 😂
Finally saw the price on Por Osos, it's $80 a bottle. You're out of your everloving mind.
Compared to whiskeys and bourbons thats really not crazy. Its high for a everyday drinking vodka to me but if it’s really good then it would be worth it. Sadly I live in PA where you can’t get anything good because our state is dumb as shit when it comes to liquor laws
It's far from a single malt the only thing I'd pay 80 dollars for. I could see it at $50 for the gimmick of it, but at the end of the day it's vodka.....
Blanton can go for $200 a bottle and we got that crap at home, suburban, just have a step dad that likes it and ages it.
If you’re that broke don’t think about it then. Simple as that.
@@dezperautoIts not about being broke its that why pay $80 for vodka when you can get similar quality vodka in the $30 to $40 price range? Its absurd. Like top-shelf Belvedere, considered by most the best vodka brand in the world is cheaper then this stuff. There vodka is created in the oldest Vodka producing distillery in the world within Russia...
"That's what it says in my phone" is the funniest thing Barf has ever said.
Bret going from screaming loud excitement to laughing to crying is exhausting. I dated a girl like him in high school
I love ymh, but I only watch half of the episodes,because i go ham on the skip bottom during ad reads.
More of episodes like these, please. Felt like the old 2B1C days during the pandi with the silliness
Take a drink every time Burt interrupts Tom
u trying to kill us
I'd rather be less like Brent
This would be a good way to get fucked up hahaha
I’m a poor, I can’t afford as much alcohol as I’d need for that game.
Take a drink everytime some dipshit on the internet complains
That house thing was really awesome. You two changed peoples lives. That definitely deserves a trophy. Well done!
Bert " well she only plays deaf people" Tom, " well, she's deaf" might be the dumbest thing Bert has ever said. 😂😂😂😂
susheshion
It's up there but ol Burp Cryshirt "the mechanic" has definitely said worse before
It's mind blowing he's successful 😂.
i think i have to stop watching this at work lmfao
Bart saying he’s changed is the funnest shit said this episode
It’s the cyclical nature of Bert, he does okay for a while trying to regain public favor then at some point always un-does that progress but going on a big drinking tour or dropping his own liquor
But he didn’t even mention the girl with cancer that he’s gonna party with!
He did change. Changed his hat, that's about it. Same shitty clothes and same shitty person. ME,ME,ME,ME
He changes every episode!
It's definitely never anything Tom says
How dare you guys play that scene when Lenny dies😭
Bloodline is SO GOOD!! No one talks about it and how amazing of a show it was
It gets harder to love Bert everyday
Brent- “I went to high school with that guy” (said guy is a 32yearold billionaire) 🤔🤣
"not. going to share it" as he shares it
the quality drop in this podcast is insane
i was eating a nutella on toast when naked martin was introduced to me.
Oh no, you poor soul. Are you ok ?
Naked martin caught me so off guard 😂 I thought id be safe watching 2 bears instead of YMH while eating lmao
Bert can’t stay on one topic for more than 2 seconds. It’s exhausting to listen to!
Some episodes Bert just locks down his "Derp Card".
Of Mice And Men predicted Two Bears One Cave except Bert kills their podcast then Tom has to put him down
Well said
Almost to 2 million !!! Killing it in life my Bears.
People won't like this 😆😆
Did Bert just humbe-brag about not bragging anymore?
The best part of 2Bears is you never know the direction it’s going to take, but you’ll enjoy it anyway.
Nah according to someone else they are going down hill🤣💀
@@MikeLee661well geez let’s see the numbers for the last episode were only 320k they used to average double-triple that. Bad friends averages 1m per episode
Bert being 50 and still not knowing how words work is wild
Just imagine how many brain cells he’s killed through his “casual” drinking over the years
He may legally be 50 but he’s still mentally 22
He doesn't know how alcoholism or listening works either...
Tom still thinks "won" is pronounced "wan" (like it rhymes with 'on')
52
The way Tom just let's the "succession" thing go is so wild, I would die on that hill
Bert is such an unbearable person
Literally unwatchable. Here for Tom and Christina.
You mean Burght
So it’s 1 bear ?
"When I was really into really into promos...." Bert do you 'ever' ponder what comes out of your mouth? Really, this comes from a place of love.
Two very grounded relatable people who their fans never say a bad word about
Where are the bodies Tom?
Dont
Lol. Weakest attempt at a troll I’ve ever seen.
Have you guys ever seen Tom and Garth in the same room? Me neither
@@user-mo8tm4jw2l thanks mommy!
If South Park isn't in your top 5 animated show, I don't trust your opinion on anything. Bert's South Park story was hilarious 😂😂
📉📉📉📉
@Mickey_Valentine This was actually a pretty good episode. I like when it’s just the two of them tbh. But as of late 📉📉📉
Tom’s face when Bert said “there’s a book?” 😭
Bert's very sussessful 😂
He made it sound like a cologne lol
TLC- my favorite album shown on the pod so far.
Thank you for the video! I completely agree with the points made about the increasing prevalence of anger in the US. Despite its problems, growing up in the US, I didn't perceive as much anger as I do today, I earn over $370000 in investment.
A growth mindset towards wealth can help you make smarter decisions and spot opportunities that others might miss. Reaching a $50K milestone is about consistency, smart financial habits, and a bit of patience.
You're right! A good coach can provide personalized advice and help you overcome mental blocks that prevent you from achieving financial success.
Everyone needs a different stream of income, unfortunately having a job doesn't mean security due to the high rate of tax, one needs to move ahead of their expectations
Larry Marshall is highly recommendable, having confirmed he's excellent track record after meeting he's at a seminar in United States
My money stays right in my trading account, my account just mirrors he's trades in real-time that's the idea behind copy trading.
Bert really hits every emotion possible in this one
I genuinely love bert talking about his donations. Just start a segment where you both discuss donations once every few podcast. 😊
I love how Bart says “I don’t put my name on gofundmes anymore AND I don’t tell you when I do cool shit.” Then it cuts to his nascar ad read, nice editing boys
Bert confusing succeed with secede was amazing.
It's amazing watching Bert interrupting Tom so much he starts himself.
Can we have an episode where bert doesn't spazz out every 3 seconds. Ita quiet time bert shhhh
No. He's an unfunny jackass.
The decline of theses two is fun to watch. Hope you saved some money because it's about over.
Someday Big Dog is gonna tell Bart about the rabbits
The most special episodes are the ones where Bert isn't there so it's 50% more enjoyable
Guys this was a great one. More of this.
Another episode that bert says how men are gorgeous
“Touch and go with deaf people” is the greatest unintentional joke ever . I know it was unintentional because it was Bart that said it.
So poo in your hand and smear on your face is gonna be the new ice bucket challenge. You know, for charity.
Them talking about mark cuban was the funniest thing Ive watched in a while
Once bart turned his back on USF, Tampa turned on him. If Bart wants back in Tampa’s good graces he needs to donate huge to the new USF on campus football stadium.
This hit pretty close to home. I wonder the inspiration for this collection of topics? Go Bucks!
Bert: I would like to brag that I am no longer bragging about helping people
Its funny, everytime I watch this show with Bert in it I end up checking other tabs in my browser cause it always sounds like I have another video in the background but sure enough, its just Bert talking over Tom
It's about time they made a great episode this is a hilarious
Bert reading part of the prologue then suggesting he guessed it right is 100% him
"I'm not hungry...I hope it's chocolate. You couldn't pay me to wipe sh!t on my face...you could."
Bert Kreischer ladies and gentlemen.
Brent watching that and seeing himself as Lennie is the best
I love that Bert’s brain can move in 68 different directions in one sentence
Fellas, I want to support your new liquor venture but I am a tequila guy. Please make one!
First part: Bert learns that other countries (including France, which INVENTED CINEMA) have their own movies.
Can't wait to see Tom next week! The 14th is my birthday and I'm prepared to laugh ! Best stand up to date
this channel needs every subscriber to donate 39 cents and we gonna get that video
Omg Bert. im yelling at my screen, "let tom talk!" I love yall both but i wanna hear what Tom is trying to say 😅
“IM NOT FROM FUCKING DENVER” -Bert No Shirt
Only Beartwood would announce that he's not announcing things anymore. Also, "susseed"? He's definitely "reetearded"
"Um, it's pronounced ree-teir-ted I think I'd know, Tom" -bertrud, probably
"Nightmeer....."
Bert already put on 15 pounds 🤦🏻 smh
So proud of Bert’s growth!
Bertrudes hats have been on point !
I don’t watch if Bert’s on and I’m pretty sure YMH knows the numbers be dropping lol
Seems like 2Bears 1 teacup might become reality 😮😢😂
Tom needs to start buying people teeth
The Jon Hamm hazing thing is a lot worse than it sounds. He dragged a kid by his testicles with a claw hammer, lit his pants on fire, and beat the kid so bad he almost lost a kidney. Wasn’t just “garden variety hazing”.
Me personally, I wouldn’t let someone do that to me just to be in a fraternity. At some point you gotta take up for yourself. Or don’t, and let some other man drag your nuts and beat you!!!!
Did anyone catch Tom being briefly mentioned in a Family Guy episode? It’s been a while back.
That scene in of mice and men is exactly how two bears ends. You can tend the rabbits in heaven Berty.. Tom says as he stares with his cold emotionless eyes and the faint smoke trail from the revolver wisps in the air..
You guys are that bored now that you ramble about nothing for an hour straight? The quality of your show is dropping tremendously
That boring*
Yo, dildo, this was a very funny ep. Dildo.
Dang! The shadows on Tom's traps look great, he has been hitting the gym!!!
Hate from The Midwest
Brent always changes subjects when he gets caught in his own BS, like a toddler.
We just need Tom to have a guest on for these and they can call Bert for 5 minutes and hang up on him