@@alirezahamze5166 They severely undervalue your item while overvaluing theirs, making you think you're getting a good deal by adding a crazy "deposit bonus"
i had a gambling addiction so to stop myself from spending money on cases i uninstalled the game and live vicariously through watching you open cases instead
Greeeetings Heyzeus! i would like to ask you as a veteran box opener about my toughts . i kinda think that its more money in knife opening than a glove opening since lower grade gloves are much less value then usual bottom knife . like 50-100 vs 100-200 euro . do you think its false ?
Have a mate who's opened around 350 cases and hasn't gotten a single gold or much less a red, over 1,000 just for the keys. He should've just bought the skins he wanted man
I’ve had 4 gloves from cases, total under £450 even tho I got a fn pair. Could have been slingshot instead I got bloodhound gloves. I stuck to knife cases after that
my man has the money for all these keys, gets more golds then i have opened pinks in my life, then says they're garbage. ill cry in my corner while i pray he gets his goal items :(
Well if it makes you feel better I pulled 4 golds in about 60 cases in March and the last gold was from a single hydra case. Ya know what I got. Fucking field tested hand wraps. I wanted Pandora’s box gloves. The best pair was FN specialist buckshots 😂
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Remember, you are always one box away from a knife
Brb
That's what separates amateurs from talented gamblers
hey im back after buying 100 cases.... dont ask. gladly do it again
😭😭🤣
99% of gamblers quit right before they get a blue gem
I love heyzeus screaming in front of his monitor GOLD GOLD like a 12 years old
it's because it takes him hours of actively opening to get one gold but you don't see that with the pristine edits
@@DustyJumpWing its apparently very easy if he gets 5 golds in 200 cases
@melonheadgaming4254 Let's see how many you get in 200 cases then
@@DevilMayCarry bro I am not hating I literally saying I love heyzeus screaming xdd
@@samergiar9049 My comment was directed at melonheadgaming, not towards you (:
Him laughing at the skinsmonkey recommendation says it all
Why tho? Like, did they do shady things or sth?
@@alirezahamze5166 They severely undervalue your item while overvaluing theirs, making you think you're getting a good deal by adding a crazy "deposit bonus"
@@alirezahamze5166nah its just they overinflate the price of everything good so you are basically getting scammed every time you trade a skin
@@alirezahamze5166 no anomaly is sponsored by them
@@alirezahamze5166 no but bc he’s the partner of a rival site
damn even the unboxing videos aren't safe from cheaters volvo pls fix
Volvo?
@@sigma_guy623 mhm
@@sigma_guy623I mean valve’s not doing anything
@@sigma_guy623Volvo pls fix
hell man. grinding never stops
Revolver case is most insane. You can only profit with blue gem -> wanna do road to blue gem?
Just not the only way to make profit back your just selling a dream
meanwhile I've opened 0 golds and 1 red in like 250-300 cases in total
You’re due
@@reacts praying homie
I mean that's pretty much on the odds, its around 1 gold in 400 and 1 red every 156. I'm at 1100 cases no gold though so maybe you never get one?
@@ScuffGhost pain :( 1100 is horrendous. sorry to hear that homie.
took me 2.4k, you'll get one eventually bro
One in a billion, “I got a chance” is a great mentality but not when it’s gambling
editor add price next time to golds
no
the best content we get from cs2 right now
7:56 The gamblers motto
Man gets more gold than Midas.
The old school rusecape music casualy playing in the back round........time for a farm run.
2:01 is so perfectly spoken
WATCHING SOMEONE ELSES PAIN IS JUST *CHEFS KISS*
99% OF GAMBLERS QUIT BEFORE HITTING IT BIG
i had a gambling addiction so to stop myself from spending money on cases i uninstalled the game and live vicariously through watching you open cases instead
“$1.45 and that’s before steam takes %20” basically sums up steam marketplace
Another gamba (beg my pardon hobby)
degen sesh by the one and only Zeus? I am in!!
Very, very, very not sigma opening.
Um what the sigma
@@theyeetmeister4019erm...*
So skibidi rizz gyattt aura ohio🙌
Real, very not skibidi
@@OpsMasterWoods mb mb
CS2 skins > eating
what happened to trying for the Karambit?? you said it in the video but only opened glove cases
"Smurfing" is a strong word for someone who is already a silver
As someone who's only gold was battle scarred 0.89 hydra emerald gloves, I relate to your pain
I want to start opening cases for knifes to sell and use. Which cases should i buy at the start?
Greeeetings Heyzeus! i would like to ask you as a veteran box opener about my toughts . i kinda think that its more money in knife opening than a glove opening since lower grade gloves are much less value then usual bottom knife . like 50-100 vs 100-200 euro . do you think its false ?
"unless your australian lucky me" lmao
i remember when i got vice gloves from the revolution case, unfortunately not FN they were FT but still
Those plaids battle scared looked so good
I appreciate you telling me to buy glove cases when they were .70 cents and I appreciate you more for burning 500 of them off the market
Have a mate who's opened around 350 cases and hasn't gotten a single gold or much less a red, over 1,000 just for the keys. He should've just bought the skins he wanted man
My worst Gloves that I have opened from Revolution is the Duck Tape ones, but those are pritty cool tbh ^^
Why do you not use the skins
even one pair of gloves would be lovely to have.. especially purple ... insane luck anyways..
recently unboxed low ww vice gloves from a revolution case, great feeing
love the osrs music such a vibe
Fun fact of the day: ST red is rarer than a knife.
i opend 300 revolutin case and i got 2 gloves Specialist Gloves Crimson Web and Hand Wraps Overprint both are like 600€
What about the one dreams and nightmares case you had?
My favorite “hobby”
I opened 20 rev cases and only 20 a couple months ago and got Decent FT Vice gloves lol
I’ve had 4 gloves from cases, total under £450 even tho I got a fn pair. Could have been slingshot instead I got bloodhound gloves. I stuck to knife cases after that
More gold is given to man than to Midas.
I got a ad right before the knife came up
At this stage i saw this man pull more gold then I have purples. how lucky can you be xD
Spend $10000 on cases
მე ჯერ ასეთი ოფენინგი არ მინახავს ზეუს. ლაიქ!
bro finally took a sponsor
my man has the money for all these keys, gets more golds then i have opened pinks in my life, then says they're garbage. ill cry in my corner while i pray he gets his goal items :(
only now do i realise how lucky i was to get MW vice gloves
The idea that a 10k elo premier player is smurfing in literally any rank is hilarious to me
The guy who mentioned skinsmonkey 😂
Watching this video while i unboxed WW vices 2 days ago 😂😅
In cs2 people have been getting the same golds more frequently
Looks like you re getting good stuff when you re yapping stuff out of nowhere
getting that many golds is crazy
That glove case stream was weird man 😭
a bird told me codgun users dont get vice
What is your luck man?!?!?!?!
no love for the hedge mazes smh :(
That f1 car sound edit xD
4:55 Oh Naur
Screenshake is too much man holy
remember its not gambling if its valve you give your money to
Thanks Heyzeus ur unfathomable hate for money has inspired me never to open another case in my life! Keep up the gambling, by any means neccasary!
Osrs music got me forgetting where I am
Well if it makes you feel better I pulled 4 golds in about 60 cases in March and the last gold was from a single hydra case. Ya know what I got. Fucking field tested hand wraps. I wanted Pandora’s box gloves.
The best pair was FN specialist buckshots 😂
I’ll have the gloves you don’t want😢
Spending thousands on cases trying to get pandoras while a random taiwanese kid gets them in his first couple cases 😂😂😂😂
not played for 5 years came back put £4 on steam 1st case nomad knife fade minimal wear
Bro... Getting a shit st red is like finding a 4 leaf clover, it is rare but its worth jack shit
What no one understands about case openings is that it is prevention.
Maybe with all the money spent valve might have enough money to invest in a working anti cheat 🤔
Doesnt looking like 400k subs channel video…
I own a bowie tiger tooth and its like 330 on steam market, your ad tripping
Budd is opening my monthly salary in cases just for fun but molting in 6k elo xD insane
runescape music went hard
Gielinor is always there. Waiting. Watching.
I opened ft vice in 2 cases a couple days ago I almost died
mate id be chuffed with gloves. ive opened atleast 100 cases and only got one knife years ago :( lmfao
You should have Aimed for Fire Serpents, you would be Rich :D
4k video proof of favoritism by valve.
Brother had 1ms btw. And my ass is here being happy if it's below 100
please timestamps of golds so I wouldn't need to gamble myself and wouldn't need to listen to this human that much..
OH NAUR 4:52
If it wasnt you i'd say this vid is fake😂 youre so incredibly (un)lucky
damn thats insane
Normal guys pronounce:gold gold
Australians pronounce:Go Go Go😂😂😂
Chill Heyzeus haha. I have opened 80 knives on my channel but never once shouted. Lol
The biggeststsstst losers are people that stop gambling
I try to work hard but my dreams aren’t coming true all I want is any knife
at the end of the day it’s just pixels man… there’s a lot of better things u can work hard towards instead of a knife. it’s not all that u think it is
Gather some money for a night stripe knife :) flip knife for example cheap and cool. And falchion.
You should open the case when you meet cheater
Spending boat loads of money while playing against cheaters -cs 2024
Bro I will take your gloves Because I opened so many revolution cases and got no reds or golds
Hedge maze > Vice
got my first gold a few days ago
Good morning
Hey guys just hoping onto here to say I unboxed a reason holo night with my mates while being very drunk 😮💨
hey im heyzeus
I'm Sausagediddies!!! 🎉❤😂
you seriously not going to post how much profit/loss it was?
god i would love a csgo update, just bring it back