JohnKnee & Ill - Looking

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  • Опубликовано: 28 окт 2024

Комментарии • 21 тыс.

  • @camelat7228
    @camelat7228 5 лет назад +46060

    JohnKnee, JohnKnee
    Yes, Ill?
    Watching PORRRNO
    No, Ill
    Telling lies?
    No, Ill
    "oh you were looking at food"

    • @skirkimantas8985
      @skirkimantas8985 5 лет назад +738

      Oh wait, its Yiff

    • @gameschest4273
      @gameschest4273 5 лет назад +231

      lII Ill

    • @ncialex4009
      @ncialex4009 5 лет назад +615

      GOODBYE JOHKNEE!!
      *Slap nuts*

    • @SkeweredGlaive
      @SkeweredGlaive 5 лет назад +156

      The almighty Pelo blesses thee with a mighty pin!

    • @NameSus
      @NameSus 5 лет назад +91

      Who told you to look at a magazine full of food did I punish you for a year without eating food?! I'm going to punish you for 2 years now and you're only thing to eat is cheese

  • @chebypattern
    @chebypattern 5 лет назад +17306

    All animators: *"My First Toxic Relationship"*
    Sr.Pelo: *JohnKnee and Ill*

    • @jakememegod6488
      @jakememegod6488 5 лет назад +382

      Tru tho

    • @MrGemrald
      @MrGemrald 5 лет назад +269

      @Mokwy Show TV _C L E V E R B I T C H_

    • @Tony-wi9hm
      @Tony-wi9hm 5 лет назад +135

      JohnKNEE and Ill
      Not
      Johny and Ill

    • @Vangvangz
      @Vangvangz 5 лет назад +48

      @Mokwy Show TV hello there clever betch

    • @caramelsgr
      @caramelsgr 5 лет назад +77

      I mean, isn't that the same thing?

  • @afasdfasafd314
    @afasdfasafd314 5 лет назад +21144

    90% ear rapes
    10% animation
    perfectly balanced as all things should be

  • @chrispy_tutu
    @chrispy_tutu 3 года назад +3037

    The fact that johnknee cares about ill crying is everything

  • @WinDough5235
    @WinDough5235 Год назад +393

    1:18 the fact she still got mad after she found out johnkee wasn’t lying

    • @Tony_K4ndi
      @Tony_K4ndi Месяц назад +2

      she’s always angry 😂

  • @manuel.7461
    @manuel.7461 5 лет назад +6809

    *_1:35_**_ This is the best representation of the reaction that a male human behing makes when hitt in the ballz..._*

  • @Saavokken
    @Saavokken 5 лет назад +5252

    "He's looking at porrrrno without me!
    "
    * ˢᴹᴬᶜᴷ *
    *"ᵇˡᵃᵃᵇˡᵒᵈᵃᵏᶠᵃᵃ ᴶᵒʰⁿᴷⁿᵉᵉᵎᵎᵎ"*

    • @APootisBirb
      @APootisBirb 5 лет назад +89

      The cycle repeats itself.

    • @Saavokken
      @Saavokken 5 лет назад +30

      @@APootisBirb the repeat cycles itself

    • @Saavokken
      @Saavokken 5 лет назад +4

      @@franfe146 I am crying each weekend

    • @quackcake2586
      @quackcake2586 5 лет назад +3

      Mr. DoomZi makes sense...

    • @Saavokken
      @Saavokken 5 лет назад +2

      @@quackcake2586 I cry myself to sleep

  • @squibbo67
    @squibbo67 5 лет назад +9756

    _"they're really good friends!"_

    • @Asriel118
      @Asriel118 5 лет назад +68

      Squibbo why do I know what game the character in your pfp is?

    • @Stonex180
      @Stonex180 5 лет назад +21

      Johntron 5220 isn’t that CHANGED?

    • @carsson5542
      @carsson5542 5 лет назад +46

      *”he clearly likes it!”*

    • @squibbo67
      @squibbo67 5 лет назад +5

      Stonelover 180 dammit you found out

    • @Asriel118
      @Asriel118 5 лет назад +5

      Stonelover 180 MHM-

  • @PurpleGuy661
    @PurpleGuy661 Год назад +136

    0:19 😭😂those were the hardest table hits I ever heard

  • @meeymman3258
    @meeymman3258 3 года назад +2636

    1:04 Is no one gonna talk about how sweet JohnKnee is?
    He got worried when Ill started crying :

    • @jahannalamborghini4985
      @jahannalamborghini4985 3 года назад +208

      Toxic relationship right there 😔

    • @meeymman3258
      @meeymman3258 3 года назад +33

      @@jahannalamborghini4985 Q-Q

    • @ttahadrianex
      @ttahadrianex 3 года назад +148

      That makes it worse because Ill faked crying and Johnknee was worried so ill is a bad friend toxic

    • @meeymman3258
      @meeymman3258 3 года назад +4

      @@ttahadrianex ╥﹏╥

    • @ttahadrianex
      @ttahadrianex 3 года назад +18

      Human Memer jk that is kinda sweet tho

  • @kerb6253
    @kerb6253 5 лет назад +892

    Moral of the story, don't look at 𝒫 𝒪 𝑅 𝒩 𝒪 without Ill,or.......ᴾᴱᴱ ᴾᴱᴱ ᴾᵁᴺᶜᴴ

    • @user-fv1nh4ko5p
      @user-fv1nh4ko5p 5 лет назад +5

      Pee pee snatch*

    • @GC_Ice0114
      @GC_Ice0114 7 месяцев назад +2

      My reaction for Ill would be this: 🤨

    • @ASketchingShenanigan
      @ASketchingShenanigan 5 месяцев назад

      Its ℙ 𝕆 ℝ ℝ ℝ ℕ 𝕆 to you.

    • @Expungedunoffcial
      @Expungedunoffcial 3 месяца назад

      P̧͕̒̊͘O̖̼ͩ͌͐R͉̜̎͡͠R͉̜̎͡͠R͉̜̎͡͠R͉̜̎͡͠R͉̜̎͡͠R͉̜̎͡͠N̺̻̔̆ͅN̺̻̔̆ͅN̺̻̔̆ͅN̺̻̔̆ͅN̺̻̔̆ͅN̺̻̔̆ͅO̖̼ͩ͌͐

  • @malplayz6484
    @malplayz6484 4 года назад +1284

    Johnkee: *Blinks*
    Ill: "YOU BLINK WITHOUT MEEEE!!!???

    • @elisapablo9126
      @elisapablo9126 4 года назад +23

      I know theyr'e rEaLlY gOoD fRiEnDs

    • @CT--kp2hz
      @CT--kp2hz 4 года назад +4

      Xd

    • @Daynes_world811
      @Daynes_world811 4 года назад +5

      Mal Playz funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny. This took forever to write! 😩

    • @alonam.i5197
      @alonam.i5197 4 года назад +1

      Hi me

    • @strawberryhellokittyx
      @strawberryhellokittyx 4 года назад +3

      *it really do be like dat doe.*

  • @bacon_bionic4383
    @bacon_bionic4383 Год назад +246

    I like how Johnkee is the only one who cares about ill

  • @QuiGonJohn1999
    @QuiGonJohn1999 4 года назад +4863

    Everyone’s greatest power
    CircleToon: his pen
    Gingerpale: the sun
    Berd: his voice
    Sr pelo: his desk

  • @theamazingworldofaaron4682
    @theamazingworldofaaron4682 3 года назад +2914

    When Ill was crying Johnee got up to help her.Johnee is a good friend

    • @markthedoodleguy
      @markthedoodleguy 3 года назад +78

      JohnKnee
      And yes, Y E Z H E I S

    • @possesseddemon3850
      @possesseddemon3850 3 года назад +96

      Yes, he is. But ill isn't

    • @albaluna5367
      @albaluna5367 3 года назад +44

      Sr pelo do a animation that Ill gets bullied and Johnknee suffers no consequences

    • @AzraelAstray
      @AzraelAstray 3 года назад +18

      Jonhknee never gets revenge

    • @markthedoodleguy
      @markthedoodleguy 3 года назад +4

      @@possesseddemon3850 Yesn't

  • @ori0_n584
    @ori0_n584 4 года назад +3336

    Johnknee: *usually does literally nothing*
    Ill: So you have chosen death

    • @abc-ld8ok
      @abc-ld8ok 4 года назад +48

      fool, he was looking at porrno

    • @ori0_n584
      @ori0_n584 4 года назад +6

      @@abc-ld8ok watch other vids

    • @abc-ld8ok
      @abc-ld8ok 4 года назад +20

      @@ori0_n584 yes but he was watching porrno

    • @AQ206istaken
      @AQ206istaken 4 года назад +4

      @@abc-ld8ok did you read what he just said

    • @abc-ld8ok
      @abc-ld8ok 4 года назад +18

      @@AQ206istaken yes but he was watching porrno

  • @markmisilol
    @markmisilol Год назад +59

    Once you look at the subtitles at the start there is "Really bad friends!"

  • @CheeseYourself
    @CheeseYourself 4 года назад +1370

    0:43
    I like how Johnknee's covering both his actual ears, and where his ears would be on a human

  • @linnedarinne
    @linnedarinne 5 лет назад +353

    How do you scream so much without your neighbors think you're getting murdered?

    • @linnedarinne
      @linnedarinne 5 лет назад +14

      @BoiBoiBoy Get the ice cubes......

    • @samugames0
      @samugames0 5 лет назад +18

      He already murdered them, they can't think now

    • @nyther
      @nyther 5 лет назад +9

      his sound proofing is thicker than a bomb shelter

    • @typhos2ndchannel177
      @typhos2ndchannel177 5 лет назад +3

      @BoiBoiBoy Woooooosh

    • @sunnyeardays3426
      @sunnyeardays3426 5 лет назад +4

      I've heard in a interview that: they don't care... On the contrary, sometimes they will do complementary screaming as a joke.

  • @dr.spycrab4089
    @dr.spycrab4089 5 лет назад +3396

    Girl’s locker room: ew, I hate P.E.
    Boy’s locker room: 1:34

    • @bozio8605
      @bozio8605 5 лет назад +119

      The spy is a spy!

    • @thatmonkemanzelinki2185
      @thatmonkemanzelinki2185 5 лет назад +139

      Dr. Spycrab yeah I rip my pal’s dick off and then he screams the halo theme got a problem with it? Then go to a different kindergarten

    • @mateojugo5030
      @mateojugo5030 5 лет назад +115

      2:10 the girls telling on us

    • @Stalker_UwU_
      @Stalker_UwU_ 5 лет назад +16

      Zat spy iz a double agent

    • @co2mx
      @co2mx 5 лет назад +9

      We always do that here in the Phills...

  • @bbtle
    @bbtle Год назад +74

    2:07 "he is looking at PORRRRNO without me!?" Ill - quote of the year

  • @TweetTweet17
    @TweetTweet17 5 лет назад +4992

    Imagine Pelo’s neighbors hearing him shout, “IS THAT POOOWNO?”

  • @noaborisev8075
    @noaborisev8075 5 лет назад +351

    0:57 and 1:35 - Top 10 Most Painful hits in history
    1:09 - Top 10 Anime Betrayals

    • @sanswithagun7368
      @sanswithagun7368 5 лет назад +2

      Mega Blixer 2.0 Fandomous dood y u no use the peepee punch

    • @hamz5791
      @hamz5791 5 лет назад +9

      Number 1 most painful hits in history 1:33

    • @noaborisev8075
      @noaborisev8075 5 лет назад

      @@sanswithagun7368 peepee hit is Not Painful, You can live without it

  • @shywhy9625
    @shywhy9625 5 лет назад +1348

    0:15 this is the exact reason I love Sr Pelo

    • @Medilied
      @Medilied 5 лет назад +59

      More like 0:52

    • @TheBeast9417YT
      @TheBeast9417YT 5 лет назад +32

      KSDBFIJWENRIFUHSKIJBSEFVNSEIHRBFSD FIHVHSDJIFNWRUHFBVJIBSDFIUVBSRF!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
      Johnknee!~

    • @inf3ctiouss
      @inf3ctiouss 5 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @inf3ctiouss
      @inf3ctiouss 5 лет назад +2

      AND STAND UP RRRRRRRRRIGHT NOW!

    • @MegMoog
      @MegMoog 5 лет назад +1

      No one like this post, it’s at 420, we must keep it this way

  • @ToppyHatGaming
    @ToppyHatGaming 27 дней назад +8

    0:15 AGHGHHahahHahbAAHABBAGAAHA bro turned into a monster💀

  • @randomdude197
    @randomdude197 5 лет назад +414

    I can just imagine the neighbours hearing Pelo scream *PORRRRRNO*

    • @NickyYey
      @NickyYey 5 лет назад +2

      Hahahaha

    • @zriv
      @zriv 5 лет назад +3

      'Ah not again. Karen cover your ears it's gonna get loud *cocks gun*

    • @strikeforce1500
      @strikeforce1500 5 лет назад +10

      I really wish an episode of SrPelo neighbors saying how is living next to him

    • @FARFACE5
      @FARFACE5 5 лет назад

      I have imagine to

  • @guywithglasses3402
    @guywithglasses3402 5 лет назад +2736

    Morning: *Exists*
    All of the birds around the world: 1:37

  • @retroAutomaton28
    @retroAutomaton28 4 года назад +520

    2:03 "You Looking at P O R R R N O without me!!!"
    WTF Ill

    • @thetarr2
      @thetarr2 4 года назад +35

      friends do that sometimes

    • @znoxr
      @znoxr 4 года назад +24

      @@thetarr2 real friends do that everyday

    • @DATCMN
      @DATCMN 4 года назад +4

      Tacos y burritos....

    • @darkarts596
      @darkarts596 4 года назад +3

      Ill just wants the D

    • @flowerstan5616
      @flowerstan5616 4 года назад +1

      D is for Doritos
      Ill wants Doritos

  • @780hp5
    @780hp5 Год назад +17

    No caption: “really good friends!”
    With captions: “ really bad friends!”

  • @drewygoeswoo2956
    @drewygoeswoo2956 5 лет назад +704

    1:35 me expecting the yoshi island scream * *get halo 1 theme* *

  • @UncleAsh665
    @UncleAsh665 3 года назад +831

    1:08 late comment but can we appreciate Johnknee being a friend here

    • @UncleAsh665
      @UncleAsh665 3 года назад +13

      @Eloise Simpson yes

    • @funnysticklady
      @funnysticklady 3 года назад +22

      and ill taking advantage of that

    • @dagc9557
      @dagc9557 3 года назад

      @Eloise Simpson ur rlly late

    • @someoneontheinternet40
      @someoneontheinternet40 3 года назад +2

      @@funnysticklady well, curiosity does kill the cat

    • @funnysticklady
      @funnysticklady 3 года назад +3

      @godzilla tricked and possibly even bamboozled

  • @CANNED_POSSUMS
    @CANNED_POSSUMS 5 лет назад +308

    1:36
    When Banjo-Kazooie were conformed for Smash

  • @eyitsmattyyy616
    @eyitsmattyyy616 Год назад +40

    Can we admire how after all the abuse Ill puts Johnknee through, Johnknee gets worried when Ill cries

  • @pesterenan
    @pesterenan 5 лет назад +523

    I wish I could spin gracefully to the heavens every time something hit my *_peepee_*

    • @enzosg6404
      @enzosg6404 5 лет назад +4

      It looks like that games that says
      Will you press the button ?
      Your peepee its hurt every one day at week / but when that hapens you can sing good af the halo theme

    • @zevoyt8029
      @zevoyt8029 5 лет назад +1

      JohnKnee and iII
      Hit their peepees!

    • @cheese287
      @cheese287 5 лет назад +1

      Me too kid

    • @tonysharp8612
      @tonysharp8612 4 года назад

      Ur sooooo ... Weird

  • @buddy9075
    @buddy9075 5 лет назад +174

    0:49 *overwhelmingly guilt and fear is what makes the couch heavier*

    • @Lolmanworld
      @Lolmanworld 2 месяца назад +1

      They should have made that the caption

  • @iamthecheckerboi2819
    @iamthecheckerboi2819 5 лет назад +325

    0:57 - we can’t really call him John*KNEE* anymore

  • @Orangeinawall
    @Orangeinawall Год назад +31

    I like how Ill is a tourturous extension of johknee’s purgatory, but can’t lift a couch.

  • @setyre
    @setyre 5 лет назад +368

    2:03
    thank you, Pelo, thank you so much.
    my dad was next to me. yes, thank you.

  • @bog5247
    @bog5247 3 года назад +880

    1:08 its so cute that he struggles to get down off the couch.

  • @grimloched4458
    @grimloched4458 5 лет назад +697

    0:57
    * Spoon hits leg *
    Me: *Is DaT zE jOnTrOn?*

  • @efrenalvarez7134
    @efrenalvarez7134 10 месяцев назад +10

    All ill forms
    Spider
    0:20
    Crocodile
    0:47
    Baby ill
    0:52
    Punching johnkee
    0:53
    Car ill
    0:59
    Demon ill
    1:02
    Crying ill
    1:04
    Crazy demon ill
    1:09
    Caine ill (must pause
    1:11
    Mutated ill
    1:27
    Long arms
    0:51
    Ya"ll better like this comment😤

  • @thepizzatime3502
    @thepizzatime3502 3 года назад +2123

    Fun fact: people will comment “they’re really good friends” every time Johnknee and Ill even get mentioned

    • @jairgarcia5286
      @jairgarcia5286 3 года назад +14

      That's true dude.

    • @systemspectral3260
      @systemspectral3260 3 года назад +45

      They’re really good friends.

    • @darknesskuma1232
      @darknesskuma1232 3 года назад +4

      @@systemspectral3260 No. they aren’t good friends

    • @pocketedgrass
      @pocketedgrass 3 года назад +6

      the captions say they're really bad friends so who am i supposed to believe here

    • @thepizzatime3502
      @thepizzatime3502 3 года назад +3

      @@pocketedgrass nobody

  • @MaxieWolfe
    @MaxieWolfe 4 года назад +1913

    1:04 girls crying
    1:04 "boys crying" (had to edit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
    1:35 men crying

    • @CaptainCroco
      @CaptainCroco 4 года назад +37

      😂yup

    • @kitzoneee
      @kitzoneee 4 года назад +46

      𝙽𝚐𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚖 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚒 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚛𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚝

    • @letoidgaming609
      @letoidgaming609 4 года назад +76

      *Ash Animates* ngl, I’m a man and I cry like both from time to time

    • @cal927
      @cal927 4 года назад +28

      *Ash Animates* I cry like a regular human.

    • @bigbazzaRUFC
      @bigbazzaRUFC 4 года назад +27

      *Ash Animates* use normal fookin writing

  • @Kylest0rm
    @Kylest0rm Год назад +4

    0:16 I love how Ill Screams to warn johnknee that she’s here.

  • @dimsum3329
    @dimsum3329 5 лет назад +342

    "There really good friends"
    Ill has killed him every episode

  • @basementgoblin8425
    @basementgoblin8425 5 лет назад +594

    1:33 As someone who has had their balls hit before. I can assure you this is an accurate representation of pain.

    • @COLDJJ1408
      @COLDJJ1408 4 года назад +10

      I got the wind knocked out of me and I lay on the ground for 5 minutes

    • @corezone4250
      @corezone4250 4 года назад +4

      We've all been there I think.

    • @jacktoomey2846
      @jacktoomey2846 4 года назад +4

      I remember I got hit in the balls by a soccer ball at school

    • @Hadfield15
      @Hadfield15 4 года назад

      Yep!.. I can confirm that

    • @rogue_light
      @rogue_light 4 года назад +8

      Every man in the world feels it when another man is hit in the balls

  • @xtFreeze
    @xtFreeze 5 лет назад +311

    What is it, JohnKnee?
    IS THAT ℙ𝕆ℝℝℝℝℝℝℝℕ𝕆𝕆, JOHNKNEE??!

  • @GL1ITCHO-g6n
    @GL1ITCHO-g6n 26 дней назад +6

    0:57 my fav part

  • @bobacat891
    @bobacat891 5 лет назад +515

    1:36 that is literally how every man feels when it happens

    • @bradley698
      @bradley698 5 лет назад +11

      Yes

    • @liamzy69
      @liamzy69 5 лет назад +26

      oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    • @jackepicproyt
      @jackepicproyt 5 лет назад +3

      True

    • @acedv6134
      @acedv6134 5 лет назад +8

      Ah, I see now. Men sing a worship opera song. Thanks for the fact

    • @TheCrimsonCake
      @TheCrimsonCake 4 года назад +2

      Y E S

  • @shitpostcat3304
    @shitpostcat3304 3 года назад +640

    intro: "They're really good friends.!.."
    subtitles: "They're really bad friends.!.."

    • @faithsibanda495
      @faithsibanda495 3 года назад +8

      It's better english subtitles then english atuo generated

    • @appleofhiseye5817
      @appleofhiseye5817 3 года назад +4

      Subtitles: Johnny and eel are really bad friends they're really bad friends Johnny and.....YOUR !÷@;

    • @Allahbelamivermis
      @Allahbelamivermis 3 года назад +4

      they're really worst friends

    • @IHMELBRHMHASSAN
      @IHMELBRHMHASSAN 3 года назад +1

      man you a legend you should get more like dude

    • @regularrobloxian5791
      @regularrobloxian5791 3 года назад +1

      Yes

  • @KIJUNEZ
    @KIJUNEZ 5 лет назад +455

    "JOHNKNEE, IS THAT PORRRRNNNOOOO??"
    *_ERECTION GAINED_*
    "Oh it's food"
    Erection lost.

  • @DoYouLikeTacos
    @DoYouLikeTacos Год назад +4

    The subtitles make it 100x funnier

  • @Sandvichman.
    @Sandvichman. 5 лет назад +2259

    It's called, "food porn."
    Or
    "Food _P O R R R N O"_
    in this universe.

  • @thomthegb
    @thomthegb 5 лет назад +598

    Someday when I'm like in my thirties, I'm going to buy a table and purposely smash it as tribute to Sr. Pelo

    • @thedipperdapper3806
      @thedipperdapper3806 5 лет назад +5

      Now im gonna do the same

    • @ghosty5290
      @ghosty5290 5 лет назад +5

      TheDipDerpBoi
      Lets make a cult in tribute to pelo when he dies
      Actually no..
      Pelo shall never die 😔👌

    • @thomthegb
      @thomthegb 5 лет назад +1

      Oh I didn't think this would get that much attention

    • @lazyindustry4650
      @lazyindustry4650 5 лет назад

      @Mokwy Show TV what

    • @hoobadooba4216
      @hoobadooba4216 5 лет назад

      420 likes

  • @tsuzulvr
    @tsuzulvr 5 лет назад +347

    I'm always worried about these two friends that Pelo says they're based off of

    • @littlemisfortune9545
      @littlemisfortune9545 5 лет назад +13

      Me too lel

    • @ae-ee-eye-oh-you
      @ae-ee-eye-oh-you 5 лет назад +4

      I'm always worried about the weird reputation your community gets.

    • @pastelartist
      @pastelartist 5 лет назад +1

      My friends act like this all the time what's the issue except I'm short and my taller male friends fear me

    • @pastelartist
      @pastelartist 5 лет назад +1

      @BAAMBI i don't have a soul! That's the fun of being 4'8

  • @Thegrapeisgreen
    @Thegrapeisgreen 7 часов назад

    At first I thought I wasn't gonna like this because it wasn't 3d or smth but slowly realized this is amazing

  • @FancyNoir
    @FancyNoir 5 лет назад +550

    What the spider does when it lands on my hand
    0:20

  • @escucharbog2118
    @escucharbog2118 5 лет назад +373

    0:16 can I just enter every room screaming like this...Honestly P E R F E C T

  • @ethanp.796
    @ethanp.796 5 лет назад +348

    What if the Halo Theme song is actually just a guy screaming in pain?

    • @jericb
      @jericb 5 лет назад +9

      A beautiful voice screaming in pain 👌🏻

    • @evilnerd064
      @evilnerd064 5 лет назад +2

      It is

    • @Steven-ne7oy
      @Steven-ne7oy 5 лет назад +2

      That is, only it's the lord

    • @dungoan6568
      @dungoan6568 5 лет назад

      thats johnkee

  • @kyuraga182
    @kyuraga182 Год назад +1

    you know what made the video even funnier?
    it's the fucking closed captions XD
    good job whoever did those

  • @imm7292
    @imm7292 5 лет назад +170

    1:36
    I was singing along cuz ik how much that would hurt
    (im sure all guys can relate)

  • @retrotaco11
    @retrotaco11 4 года назад +444

    Person: The Joker and Harley Quinn is the most toxic fictional relationship I've ever seen!
    Me, an intellectual:

  • @TiptopWizard
    @TiptopWizard 5 лет назад +642

    0:46 Accruate representation of my parents try to make me actually do something active in my life.

    • @lavbubl
      @lavbubl 5 лет назад +26

      *_STAND UP J O H N_*

    • @lavbubl
      @lavbubl 5 лет назад

      @Dap Zies lol

    • @scortcher
      @scortcher 5 лет назад

      Indeed
      X-D

    • @TheeNero
      @TheeNero 5 лет назад

      @Dap Zies
      Three lullabys, in an ancient tongue, for the court of the CRIMSON CHIIIIIIIN
      Sorry if i butchered the lyrics

    • @magicmirror099
      @magicmirror099 5 лет назад

      I can relate.

  • @Jade_On_Paws-Lolz
    @Jade_On_Paws-Lolz Год назад +4

    Bro really said Stand up Jhonknee 🐴 0:48

  • @lootys8749
    @lootys8749 4 года назад +2616

    *"They're really good friends"*

    • @portalsgamess
      @portalsgamess 4 года назад +36

      Johnkee! And ill! They’re really bad friends! They’re really bad friends! Johnkee and ill!

    • @JetixR
      @JetixR 4 года назад +22

      Everyone who has watched 1 episode presses x to doubt

    • @portalsgamess
      @portalsgamess 4 года назад +11

      Jonkee! And ill! They’re really bad friends! They always break up! Johnkee and ill!

    • @butteryfries5860
      @butteryfries5860 4 года назад +3

      Yes

    • @portalsgamess
      @portalsgamess 4 года назад

      buttery fries lol

  • @Luckymann1223
    @Luckymann1223 5 лет назад +793

    1:35 That's exactly how I would scream when someone hit my testicles.

  • @jahannalamborghini4985
    @jahannalamborghini4985 3 года назад +515

    1:15 I love how ill looks back at the magazine for a split second 💀

    • @universalisfan969
      @universalisfan969 3 года назад +43

      Not to mention, with a big *grin.*

    • @yannemirelle9479
      @yannemirelle9479 2 года назад +36

      It is at 1:16

    • @Fernanimati0n
      @Fernanimati0n Год назад +2

      I didn't notice this the first time I saw this💀

    • @Cordray.
      @Cordray. 10 месяцев назад

      Play it at the slowest speed💀

  • @ironphilly2366
    @ironphilly2366 Год назад +5

    never pause a sr pelo video it always be cursed

  • @KosmicSandey
    @KosmicSandey 5 лет назад +1842

    It’s kinda cute how Johnknee is actually worried about Ill after everything that she does 1:09
    And Ill’s an asshole and uses this to her advantage
    That *betch*

  • @TheCyborgLord
    @TheCyborgLord 5 лет назад +141

    1:35 If Sr Pole screams loud enough it will become a harmonious sound.

    • @sulphuuur
      @sulphuuur 5 лет назад +4

      SR *POLE*

    • @ioughtacaptureyou9964
      @ioughtacaptureyou9964 5 лет назад +3

      sr pole

    • @yiff
      @yiff 5 лет назад +1

      Sr pole is just gonna ascend off the face of this earth at some point I swear to fuck

  • @kiddo4987
    @kiddo4987 3 года назад +342

    Johnknee: * breathes*
    Ill: *YOU'RE BREATHING WITHOUT ME, JOHNKNEE??*
    Johnknee: eeeh...
    Ill: YOU HAVE CHOOSEN DEATH!!!

  • @randomcountryballfan4083
    @randomcountryballfan4083 Год назад +11

    YOU GOT PO R R R R R R R N N N O J O H N K N E E

  • @trivxxie8428
    @trivxxie8428 3 года назад +393

    0:20 How i imagine the small spider in the bathroom

    • @trivxxie8428
      @trivxxie8428 3 года назад +1

      @Nathan Wilson Lol ik

    • @trivxxie8428
      @trivxxie8428 3 года назад +5

      0:31 when it jumps on your arm
      (number 2)
      Inspired

    • @Tobee2017
      @Tobee2017 3 года назад +3

      Its so true though ! 🤧

    • @yudaigo237
      @yudaigo237 3 года назад +1

      The giant enemy spider *beatbox*

    • @Hi12885
      @Hi12885 3 года назад +7

      When my mom saw me watch flamingo 1:14

  • @TweetTweet17
    @TweetTweet17 5 лет назад +245

    1:36
    When you hear that the masterchief collection is coming to PC

  • @dreamlandbuds7710
    @dreamlandbuds7710 5 лет назад +350

    Is this series about the comedic parts of an abusive relationship

    • @ae-ee-eye-oh-you
      @ae-ee-eye-oh-you 5 лет назад +55

      DreamLandBuds
      *"They're really good friends,"*

    • @gregory7555
      @gregory7555 5 лет назад +1

      @@ae-ee-eye-oh-you still make no difference

    • @stefthefnffan5960
      @stefthefnffan5960 5 лет назад +7

      Pause the vid at 1:06 and you see what happends if your death

    • @elainad6728
      @elainad6728 5 лет назад +2

      @@ae-ee-eye-oh-you "*Johnknee & Ill*"

  • @AlsoHyena
    @AlsoHyena Год назад +1

    Glad this was in my sleep mix for some reason 👍

  • @Bleub0x
    @Bleub0x 3 года назад +638

    1:04
    Ill: *starts crying*
    Jonknee: *looks to see if she is ok*
    Ill: YOU HAVE TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD

  • @penguinie-7629
    @penguinie-7629 5 лет назад +976

    When my brother watches P ○ Ř Ñ ○
    0:20 me
    Edit: yay likess

  • @crisp4818
    @crisp4818 5 лет назад +333

    0:20 The monster chasing me upstairs when I turn the light off

    • @nitr0gen_shark
      @nitr0gen_shark 5 лет назад +6

      LMAO thats me everyday

    • @neversafefromwaluigi8853
      @neversafefromwaluigi8853 5 лет назад +6

      I'm a male irl my account name sounds like a girl but I'm pretty sure that's me when I see my gf heading to my phone at 0:20

    • @mikadosannoji553
      @mikadosannoji553 5 лет назад +3

      We need 10 hours of this

    • @hvllxwmakesnoises
      @hvllxwmakesnoises 5 лет назад +2

      turn the captions on, and it says that one annoying ass spider boss from doom

  • @SouthBee-there
    @SouthBee-there Год назад +3

    0:33 it's that a mask or 2 faces or just me? Just asking. Not complaining. :)

  • @Dookie627
    @Dookie627 4 года назад +378

    0:57 that sound I swear to god

    • @elliot._.119
      @elliot._.119 3 года назад +6

      HAHAHHFHDJHXJSJXKX

    • @ruv5229
      @ruv5229 3 года назад +4

      AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @gisellemejia7671
      @gisellemejia7671 3 года назад +13

      He put his voice box at lowercase mode.

    • @TJakaAto
      @TJakaAto 3 года назад +2

      And the animation

    • @ruv5229
      @ruv5229 3 года назад +3

      Stand up.....
      𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙄𝙄𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙏 now! >:(

  • @splonk1341
    @splonk1341 5 лет назад +90

    And that my dear friends...
    Is how the Halo theme was originally composed.

  • @device057plus6
    @device057plus6 2 года назад +165

    0:52 I like how adorable Ill looks yet its a sign for a horrendous scene.

    • @dirtblock1657
      @dirtblock1657 Год назад +3

      wtf am i watching johnknee and ill or community game's latest video
      ?

  • @Isabel_Czichy_Art
    @Isabel_Czichy_Art 7 месяцев назад +1

    😂😂 The Subtitles 😂😂 i love it!😂

  • @dominikhadlow6348
    @dominikhadlow6348 5 лет назад +300

    0:47 SCP-1471 has breached containment.

  • @deathmongacha3649
    @deathmongacha3649 4 года назад +381

    Every time Ill says “P O R R R N O” IM DED

    • @_red1878
      @_red1878 4 года назад +4

      P O R R R R R R N O

    • @ВоваМ-х9з
      @ВоваМ-х9з 4 года назад

      POOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • @fatfumo9004
      @fatfumo9004 4 года назад +1

      POOOOOORNNNNNO

    • @_red1878
      @_red1878 4 года назад

      YOUVE GOT PORNO JOHNKNEE YOUVE GOT PORRRRRrRRRRRNO!!!!!!!

    • @francinepoker8234
      @francinepoker8234 4 года назад

      IS THAT PORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNO??

  • @imjaden1655
    @imjaden1655 4 года назад +250

    if y'all wanna loop, press this if you get to the end.
    0:19

  • @datisrose
    @datisrose Год назад +1

    0:10 playing Minecraft in peace. 0:15 mom walks in and “gibberish AAAAAAAAAA johnknee” 1:36 you realised that you need to do your homework. 2:04 lied to your mom and continue play minecraft. 2:11 mom hears the sounds and comes to your room again.

  • @bigdgray98
    @bigdgray98 5 лет назад +408

    *Halo theme plays*
    My friend watching this video: "Skyrim"....

  • @DaGamerFiles
    @DaGamerFiles 5 лет назад +484

    1:30 Top 10 Moments Taken Before Disaster
    *A S C E N D*

  • @stevechase2232
    @stevechase2232 5 лет назад +171

    "What are you doing J O H N K N E E?"
    "I-i'm not doing anything."
    IS THAT *P O R R R R R N N O O H*

  • @FutureNess_official
    @FutureNess_official Год назад +1

    I like how every Johnknee and Ill episode is just a loop

  • @vazzarous9006
    @vazzarous9006 3 года назад +376

    I’ve never been so scared in my life: 0:20

  • @blato4515
    @blato4515 5 лет назад +350

    JohnKnee: **does litteraly anything**
    Ell: Im gonna stop you right there

    • @blato4515
      @blato4515 5 лет назад +3

      OMG HOLLY SHET PELO LIKED MY COMMENT!

    • @ItzjustDalo
      @ItzjustDalo 4 года назад +1

      Ill*

    • @blato4515
      @blato4515 4 года назад +1

      @@ItzjustDalo Bro youre so cool you corrected my comment from a year ago wow congratulations

    • @ItzjustDalo
      @ItzjustDalo 4 года назад +1

      @@blato4515 *Thanks for the sarcasm. I love you.*

    • @blato4515
      @blato4515 4 года назад +1

      @@ItzjustDalo I love you too

  • @Luminous_1700
    @Luminous_1700 3 года назад +324

    0:56 i guess he's just John now

  • @heyder9403
    @heyder9403 10 месяцев назад +1

    God i miss these

  • @haelstrom101
    @haelstrom101 4 года назад +369

    0:17 Ill killed her friend and committed suicide. She regrets it and in purgatory she is forced to experience the pain of watching her kill him over and over in humorously sad ways.
    *Prove me wrong.*

    • @Bobbyboy532
      @Bobbyboy532 4 года назад +25

      Ill the Demon Has put Johnknee in purgatory where he is forced to *SUFFER ETERNALY*

    • @alandanielvernetpalacios8700
      @alandanielvernetpalacios8700 4 года назад +6

      It's not a bad teory

    • @nonimus6269
      @nonimus6269 4 года назад +20

      It would make more sense that Johnknee is the one suffering in *hecc* because he's the one actually suffering, and he hides his face behind a mask which might mean he's ashamed of himself, cuz a lot of a abuse victims have bad self esteem.

    • @bitchdonttalktome8534
      @bitchdonttalktome8534 4 года назад +4

      Ok matpat

    • @pencilcase4480
      @pencilcase4480 4 года назад +1

      Gamemaster 101 nooooo stopppp

  • @wenmintherider98
    @wenmintherider98 5 лет назад +422

    90% ear rapes
    10% animation
    That's how I will be deaf early

  • @BugsyFoga
    @BugsyFoga 5 лет назад +517

    Johkee and ILL were looking for Thanos to defeat him in endgame.

  • @kodyscout
    @kodyscout Год назад

    i love how johnknee does the halo meme so gracefully and majestic