Who told you to look at a magazine full of food did I punish you for a year without eating food?! I'm going to punish you for 2 years now and you're only thing to eat is cheese
It looks like that games that says Will you press the button ? Your peepee its hurt every one day at week / but when that hapens you can sing good af the halo theme
It’s kinda cute how Johnknee is actually worried about Ill after everything that she does 1:09 And Ill’s an asshole and uses this to her advantage That *betch*
0:10 playing Minecraft in peace. 0:15 mom walks in and “gibberish AAAAAAAAAA johnknee” 1:36 you realised that you need to do your homework. 2:04 lied to your mom and continue play minecraft. 2:11 mom hears the sounds and comes to your room again.
0:17 Ill killed her friend and committed suicide. She regrets it and in purgatory she is forced to experience the pain of watching her kill him over and over in humorously sad ways. *Prove me wrong.*
It would make more sense that Johnknee is the one suffering in *hecc* because he's the one actually suffering, and he hides his face behind a mask which might mean he's ashamed of himself, cuz a lot of a abuse victims have bad self esteem.
JohnKnee, JohnKnee
Yes, Ill?
Watching PORRRNO
No, Ill
Telling lies?
No, Ill
"oh you were looking at food"
Oh wait, its Yiff
lII Ill
GOODBYE JOHKNEE!!
*Slap nuts*
The almighty Pelo blesses thee with a mighty pin!
Who told you to look at a magazine full of food did I punish you for a year without eating food?! I'm going to punish you for 2 years now and you're only thing to eat is cheese
All animators: *"My First Toxic Relationship"*
Sr.Pelo: *JohnKnee and Ill*
Tru tho
@Mokwy Show TV _C L E V E R B I T C H_
JohnKNEE and Ill
Not
Johny and Ill
@Mokwy Show TV hello there clever betch
I mean, isn't that the same thing?
90% ear rapes
10% animation
perfectly balanced as all things should be
That not balanced, Stoopid.
Elijaha White Crocco omg your a idiot
@@dr.trepidation3087 u wite yore Wong idit
50% animation
34.5% earrape
15.5% ASMR
Elijaha White Crocco r/woosh
The fact that johnknee cares about ill crying is everything
And then you see the gift episode and a hero gets down
that's because they're really good friends
@@stevedaniel100 Bad*
@@rainbowmintycupcakes6288 🤓
that's how you know you have a good friend
1:18 the fact she still got mad after she found out johnkee wasn’t lying
she’s always angry 😂
*_1:35_**_ This is the best representation of the reaction that a male human behing makes when hitt in the ballz..._*
This is the truest thing I have ever seen
@Mokwy Show TV SO ARE YOU MOKEY
Too true
XD
Pretty much
"He's looking at porrrrno without me!
"
* ˢᴹᴬᶜᴷ *
*"ᵇˡᵃᵃᵇˡᵒᵈᵃᵏᶠᵃᵃ ᴶᵒʰⁿᴷⁿᵉᵉᵎᵎᵎ"*
The cycle repeats itself.
@@APootisBirb the repeat cycles itself
@@franfe146 I am crying each weekend
Mr. DoomZi makes sense...
@@quackcake2586 I cry myself to sleep
_"they're really good friends!"_
Squibbo why do I know what game the character in your pfp is?
Johntron 5220 isn’t that CHANGED?
*”he clearly likes it!”*
Stonelover 180 dammit you found out
Stonelover 180 MHM-
0:19 😭😂those were the hardest table hits I ever heard
1:04 Is no one gonna talk about how sweet JohnKnee is?
He got worried when Ill started crying :
Toxic relationship right there 😔
@@jahannalamborghini4985 Q-Q
That makes it worse because Ill faked crying and Johnknee was worried so ill is a bad friend toxic
@@ttahadrianex ╥﹏╥
Human Memer jk that is kinda sweet tho
Moral of the story, don't look at 𝒫 𝒪 𝑅 𝒩 𝒪 without Ill,or.......ᴾᴱᴱ ᴾᴱᴱ ᴾᵁᴺᶜᴴ
Pee pee snatch*
My reaction for Ill would be this: 🤨
Its ℙ 𝕆 ℝ ℝ ℝ ℕ 𝕆 to you.
P̧͕̒̊͘O̖̼ͩ͌͐R͉̜̎͡͠R͉̜̎͡͠R͉̜̎͡͠R͉̜̎͡͠R͉̜̎͡͠R͉̜̎͡͠N̺̻̔̆ͅN̺̻̔̆ͅN̺̻̔̆ͅN̺̻̔̆ͅN̺̻̔̆ͅN̺̻̔̆ͅO̖̼ͩ͌͐
Johnkee: *Blinks*
Ill: "YOU BLINK WITHOUT MEEEE!!!???
I know theyr'e rEaLlY gOoD fRiEnDs
Xd
Mal Playz funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny funny. This took forever to write! 😩
Hi me
*it really do be like dat doe.*
I like how Johnkee is the only one who cares about ill
Everyone’s greatest power
CircleToon: his pen
Gingerpale: the sun
Berd: his voice
Sr pelo: his desk
The Desk
Tacos y burritos. .
He has to buy a new desk every slap
And screaming. We can’t forget the šçrēæmś
pikasans: his phone
When Ill was crying Johnee got up to help her.Johnee is a good friend
JohnKnee
And yes, Y E Z H E I S
Yes, he is. But ill isn't
Sr pelo do a animation that Ill gets bullied and Johnknee suffers no consequences
Jonhknee never gets revenge
@@possesseddemon3850 Yesn't
Johnknee: *usually does literally nothing*
Ill: So you have chosen death
fool, he was looking at porrno
@@abc-ld8ok watch other vids
@@ori0_n584 yes but he was watching porrno
@@abc-ld8ok did you read what he just said
@@AQ206istaken yes but he was watching porrno
Once you look at the subtitles at the start there is "Really bad friends!"
0:43
I like how Johnknee's covering both his actual ears, and where his ears would be on a human
Intelligence: *100*
He’s always wearing his furry suit.
My question is why he has cat ears. Is he a furry?
Petunia the Night RainWing that means he was looking at furries
0:42
How do you scream so much without your neighbors think you're getting murdered?
@BoiBoiBoy Get the ice cubes......
He already murdered them, they can't think now
his sound proofing is thicker than a bomb shelter
@BoiBoiBoy Woooooosh
I've heard in a interview that: they don't care... On the contrary, sometimes they will do complementary screaming as a joke.
Girl’s locker room: ew, I hate P.E.
Boy’s locker room: 1:34
The spy is a spy!
Dr. Spycrab yeah I rip my pal’s dick off and then he screams the halo theme got a problem with it? Then go to a different kindergarten
2:10 the girls telling on us
Zat spy iz a double agent
We always do that here in the Phills...
2:07 "he is looking at PORRRRNO without me!?" Ill - quote of the year
this implies so much
Imagine Pelo’s neighbors hearing him shout, “IS THAT POOOWNO?”
POOORNO*
Its porno gringo weon
JMGaming119 LMAO
Is THAT POOORRRRRNOO???*
*PRRRRRRRRRNNO*
0:57 and 1:35 - Top 10 Most Painful hits in history
1:09 - Top 10 Anime Betrayals
Mega Blixer 2.0 Fandomous dood y u no use the peepee punch
Number 1 most painful hits in history 1:33
@@sanswithagun7368 peepee hit is Not Painful, You can live without it
0:15 this is the exact reason I love Sr Pelo
More like 0:52
KSDBFIJWENRIFUHSKIJBSEFVNSEIHRBFSD FIHVHSDJIFNWRUHFBVJIBSDFIUVBSRF!!! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Johnknee!~
Lol
AND STAND UP RRRRRRRRRIGHT NOW!
No one like this post, it’s at 420, we must keep it this way
0:15 AGHGHHahahHahbAAHABBAGAAHA bro turned into a monster💀
I can just imagine the neighbours hearing Pelo scream *PORRRRRNO*
Hahahaha
'Ah not again. Karen cover your ears it's gonna get loud *cocks gun*
I really wish an episode of SrPelo neighbors saying how is living next to him
I have imagine to
Morning: *Exists*
All of the birds around the world: 1:37
@@wh123 Yes. Yes they do
i can relate, trying to sleep at 4am, never doing rhar again
*NO U*
skeleton sans the a
No, there were waiting for *WAR* .
Who played, will understand
2:03 "You Looking at P O R R R N O without me!!!"
WTF Ill
friends do that sometimes
@@thetarr2 real friends do that everyday
Tacos y burritos....
Ill just wants the D
D is for Doritos
Ill wants Doritos
No caption: “really good friends!”
With captions: “ really bad friends!”
1:35 me expecting the yoshi island scream * *get halo 1 theme* *
Seems logic to me
@Mokwy Show TV me too
Same
That's a twist
I was expecting T pose
1:08 late comment but can we appreciate Johnknee being a friend here
@Eloise Simpson yes
and ill taking advantage of that
@Eloise Simpson ur rlly late
@@funnysticklady well, curiosity does kill the cat
@godzilla tricked and possibly even bamboozled
1:36
When Banjo-Kazooie were conformed for Smash
*=D*
No
Can we admire how after all the abuse Ill puts Johnknee through, Johnknee gets worried when Ill cries
I wish I could spin gracefully to the heavens every time something hit my *_peepee_*
It looks like that games that says
Will you press the button ?
Your peepee its hurt every one day at week / but when that hapens you can sing good af the halo theme
JohnKnee and iII
Hit their peepees!
Me too kid
Ur sooooo ... Weird
0:49 *overwhelmingly guilt and fear is what makes the couch heavier*
They should have made that the caption
0:57 - we can’t really call him John*KNEE* anymore
Delet ur acount
No u
This is bootiful
No. >:c
No.... don't be sans...
I like how Ill is a tourturous extension of johknee’s purgatory, but can’t lift a couch.
2:03
thank you, Pelo, thank you so much.
my dad was next to me. yes, thank you.
imagine having a dad-oh
@weirdsilver WITHOUT ME
@DatMeltyBoi *JOHNKNEE!!*
@@mylifeisameme2066 **le fear**
I had headphones in next to my dad watching this but all i have to say for u is that's tough
1:08 its so cute that he struggles to get down off the couch.
He smol
Aw yes
troooo
S M O L
0:57
* Spoon hits leg *
Me: *Is DaT zE jOnTrOn?*
Y E S
Lol
Bruh
All ill forms
Spider
0:20
Crocodile
0:47
Baby ill
0:52
Punching johnkee
0:53
Car ill
0:59
Demon ill
1:02
Crying ill
1:04
Crazy demon ill
1:09
Caine ill (must pause
1:11
Mutated ill
1:27
Long arms
0:51
Ya"ll better like this comment😤
Ok
Fun fact: people will comment “they’re really good friends” every time Johnknee and Ill even get mentioned
That's true dude.
They’re really good friends.
@@systemspectral3260 No. they aren’t good friends
the captions say they're really bad friends so who am i supposed to believe here
@@pocketedgrass nobody
1:04 girls crying
1:04 "boys crying" (had to edit ¯\_(ツ)_/¯)
1:35 men crying
😂yup
𝙽𝚐𝚕 𝚝𝚑𝚊𝚝𝚜 𝚔𝚒𝚗𝚍𝚊 𝚛𝚞𝚍𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚢𝚎𝚜 𝙸 𝚔𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚒𝚜 𝚊 𝚓𝚘𝚔𝚎 𝚋𝚞𝚝 𝚒𝚖 𝚊 𝚐𝚒𝚛𝚕 𝚒 𝚍𝚘𝚗𝚝 𝚌𝚛𝚢 𝚕𝚒𝚔𝚎 𝚍𝚊𝚝
*Ash Animates* ngl, I’m a man and I cry like both from time to time
*Ash Animates* I cry like a regular human.
*Ash Animates* use normal fookin writing
0:16 I love how Ill Screams to warn johnknee that she’s here.
"There really good friends"
Ill has killed him every episode
Best friends ever
That's wath a realy true friend do
Llamas with hats 2nd season XD
dimsum33 I think that’s the joke
That's what freind's do
1:33 As someone who has had their balls hit before. I can assure you this is an accurate representation of pain.
I got the wind knocked out of me and I lay on the ground for 5 minutes
We've all been there I think.
I remember I got hit in the balls by a soccer ball at school
Yep!.. I can confirm that
Every man in the world feels it when another man is hit in the balls
What is it, JohnKnee?
IS THAT ℙ𝕆ℝℝℝℝℝℝℝℕ𝕆𝕆, JOHNKNEE??!
nu
no
no
@@Tigiz Oki then let me see it :>
Mr. Krabs Choking On A Chicken Wing uh, no-
0:57 my fav part
1:36 that is literally how every man feels when it happens
Yes
oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
True
Ah, I see now. Men sing a worship opera song. Thanks for the fact
Y E S
intro: "They're really good friends.!.."
subtitles: "They're really bad friends.!.."
It's better english subtitles then english atuo generated
Subtitles: Johnny and eel are really bad friends they're really bad friends Johnny and.....YOUR !÷@;
they're really worst friends
man you a legend you should get more like dude
Yes
"JOHNKNEE, IS THAT PORRRRNNNOOOO??"
*_ERECTION GAINED_*
"Oh it's food"
Erection lost.
Erection upgraded
Traded erection for hunger
Mokiyodo
0:20 SCP 032 has breached containment
Bnha 4 life oml
I think you got those mixed up buddy
The subtitles make it 100x funnier
It's called, "food porn."
Or
"Food _P O R R R N O"_
in this universe.
It’s called “food porn.”
And it’s art
_Forno_
"It's not delivery, it's-
*F O R R N O"*
Food hentai
Porno is porn in brasilian
Someday when I'm like in my thirties, I'm going to buy a table and purposely smash it as tribute to Sr. Pelo
Now im gonna do the same
TheDipDerpBoi
Lets make a cult in tribute to pelo when he dies
Actually no..
Pelo shall never die 😔👌
Oh I didn't think this would get that much attention
@Mokwy Show TV what
420 likes
I'm always worried about these two friends that Pelo says they're based off of
Me too lel
I'm always worried about the weird reputation your community gets.
My friends act like this all the time what's the issue except I'm short and my taller male friends fear me
@BAAMBI i don't have a soul! That's the fun of being 4'8
At first I thought I wasn't gonna like this because it wasn't 3d or smth but slowly realized this is amazing
What the spider does when it lands on my hand
0:20
Skull Crusher115 At least you don’t live in Australia
I think
Ill: the enemy sniper named ジョルノのピアノ
JohnKnee: me
0:16 can I just enter every room screaming like this...Honestly P E R F E C T
GDXASKGD QOWIDXIQUHWBSXOUGQWNSXUGQBSUXHNQWSX! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!
*Johnknee!~*
Yes you can, you have my permission
ill its going to the beginning in 2:12
What if the Halo Theme song is actually just a guy screaming in pain?
A beautiful voice screaming in pain 👌🏻
It is
That is, only it's the lord
thats johnkee
you know what made the video even funnier?
it's the fucking closed captions XD
good job whoever did those
1:36
I was singing along cuz ik how much that would hurt
(im sure all guys can relate)
Hell yeah
it hurt so bad i wanted to kill myself
Yeah ;-;
NAME AND EMAN 5: ino how that feels
NAME AND EMAN 5 I have iron balls
Person: The Joker and Harley Quinn is the most toxic fictional relationship I've ever seen!
Me, an intellectual:
Lalala
ok lol
0:46 Accruate representation of my parents try to make me actually do something active in my life.
*_STAND UP J O H N_*
@Dap Zies lol
Indeed
X-D
@Dap Zies
Three lullabys, in an ancient tongue, for the court of the CRIMSON CHIIIIIIIN
Sorry if i butchered the lyrics
I can relate.
Bro really said Stand up Jhonknee 🐴 0:48
*"They're really good friends"*
Johnkee! And ill! They’re really bad friends! They’re really bad friends! Johnkee and ill!
Everyone who has watched 1 episode presses x to doubt
Jonkee! And ill! They’re really bad friends! They always break up! Johnkee and ill!
Yes
buttery fries lol
1:35 That's exactly how I would scream when someone hit my testicles.
Me too
I'm solid
My scream sounds that holy 😆
Brody S. Luckymann ddd
Wait? This profile is Chi Sanghai?
1:15 I love how ill looks back at the magazine for a split second 💀
Not to mention, with a big *grin.*
It is at 1:16
I didn't notice this the first time I saw this💀
Play it at the slowest speed💀
never pause a sr pelo video it always be cursed
It’s kinda cute how Johnknee is actually worried about Ill after everything that she does 1:09
And Ill’s an asshole and uses this to her advantage
That *betch*
That's... depressing.
That one guy that doesnt Get The joke
What a *bench*
@@wolfzwantspie4631 the comment was a joke
She's just crazy...like me
1:35 If Sr Pole screams loud enough it will become a harmonious sound.
SR *POLE*
sr pole
Sr pole is just gonna ascend off the face of this earth at some point I swear to fuck
Johnknee: * breathes*
Ill: *YOU'RE BREATHING WITHOUT ME, JOHNKNEE??*
Johnknee: eeeh...
Ill: YOU HAVE CHOOSEN DEATH!!!
Johnknee:But you also breath ill
@@rominaverge8831 lol
YOU GOT PO R R R R R R R N N N O J O H N K N E E
0:20 How i imagine the small spider in the bathroom
@Nathan Wilson Lol ik
0:31 when it jumps on your arm
(number 2)
Inspired
Its so true though ! 🤧
The giant enemy spider *beatbox*
When my mom saw me watch flamingo 1:14
1:36
When you hear that the masterchief collection is coming to PC
Is it tho??!!?
Buttskiboy Yea
Buttskiboy it is. I think the halo reach beta for pc is coming out soon.
@@eltrashooter2578 this week , but its a closed beta.
Omg
Is this series about the comedic parts of an abusive relationship
DreamLandBuds
*"They're really good friends,"*
@@ae-ee-eye-oh-you still make no difference
Pause the vid at 1:06 and you see what happends if your death
@@ae-ee-eye-oh-you "*Johnknee & Ill*"
Glad this was in my sleep mix for some reason 👍
1:04
Ill: *starts crying*
Jonknee: *looks to see if she is ok*
Ill: YOU HAVE TRIGGERED MY TRAP CARD
is that
*A BAKUGAN REFERENCE?*
@@lmao1660 No
When my brother watches P ○ Ř Ñ ○
0:20 me
Edit: yay likess
Man shr need some milk!!!!!
Rip
O no
I’m your 900 liked buster
Cookie Bookie oh8ok
0:20 The monster chasing me upstairs when I turn the light off
LMAO thats me everyday
I'm a male irl my account name sounds like a girl but I'm pretty sure that's me when I see my gf heading to my phone at 0:20
We need 10 hours of this
turn the captions on, and it says that one annoying ass spider boss from doom
0:33 it's that a mask or 2 faces or just me? Just asking. Not complaining. :)
0:57 that sound I swear to god
HAHAHHFHDJHXJSJXKX
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He put his voice box at lowercase mode.
And the animation
Stand up.....
𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙍𝙄𝙄𝙄𝙂𝙃𝙏𝙏 now! >:(
And that my dear friends...
Is how the Halo theme was originally composed.
0:52 I like how adorable Ill looks yet its a sign for a horrendous scene.
wtf am i watching johnknee and ill or community game's latest video
?
😂😂 The Subtitles 😂😂 i love it!😂
0:47 SCP-1471 has breached containment.
Lmao
Ecks dee
R/unexpectedSCP
*EPIC TRANSFORMATION IN TO 1471*
Yos
Every time Ill says “P O R R R N O” IM DED
P O R R R R R R N O
POOOOORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNNNNNOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
POOOOOORNNNNNO
YOUVE GOT PORNO JOHNKNEE YOUVE GOT PORRRRRrRRRRRNO!!!!!!!
IS THAT PORRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRNO??
if y'all wanna loop, press this if you get to the end.
0:19
0:20
@Arthur
You dumbass,
Wrong timing.
@@imjaden1655 ;-;
2 perfectionist arguing.
Put it on 0.25x
I ruined your childhood.
0:10 playing Minecraft in peace. 0:15 mom walks in and “gibberish AAAAAAAAAA johnknee” 1:36 you realised that you need to do your homework. 2:04 lied to your mom and continue play minecraft. 2:11 mom hears the sounds and comes to your room again.
*Halo theme plays*
My friend watching this video: "Skyrim"....
Idk both games lol 😅😅
*MEME*
Jon Nathan same
Never should have come here
Sr pelo:cod was better
Some dumb ass kid:OMG *F O R T N I T E*
1:30 Top 10 Moments Taken Before Disaster
*A S C E N D*
lol
Lol
Dou
DaGamerFiles ue
DaGamerFiles u
"What are you doing J O H N K N E E?"
"I-i'm not doing anything."
IS THAT *P O R R R R R N N O O H*
I like how every Johnknee and Ill episode is just a loop
I’ve never been so scared in my life: 0:20
*literally destroys the floor*
agree
I'd kidnap a thousand children before letting this company die
JohnKnee: **does litteraly anything**
Ell: Im gonna stop you right there
OMG HOLLY SHET PELO LIKED MY COMMENT!
Ill*
@@ItzjustDalo Bro youre so cool you corrected my comment from a year ago wow congratulations
@@blato4515 *Thanks for the sarcasm. I love you.*
@@ItzjustDalo I love you too
0:56 i guess he's just John now
Hehehehehheee.....gud one
AhaHa
under rated comment
Hahahahha
Y E S
God i miss these
0:17 Ill killed her friend and committed suicide. She regrets it and in purgatory she is forced to experience the pain of watching her kill him over and over in humorously sad ways.
*Prove me wrong.*
Ill the Demon Has put Johnknee in purgatory where he is forced to *SUFFER ETERNALY*
It's not a bad teory
It would make more sense that Johnknee is the one suffering in *hecc* because he's the one actually suffering, and he hides his face behind a mask which might mean he's ashamed of himself, cuz a lot of a abuse victims have bad self esteem.
Ok matpat
Gamemaster 101 nooooo stopppp
90% ear rapes
10% animation
That's how I will be deaf early
But we still love it
100% ear rapes and 100% animation
@Mokwy Show TV jep can't stop watching it's too God😂😂
This is how everything should be
Johkee and ILL were looking for Thanos to defeat him in endgame.
P O R N O ? ! ? !
W H Y A R E Y O U E V E R Y W H E R E!?
Do not see P O R N O >:v
i love how johnknee does the halo meme so gracefully and majestic