you must not have seen much of this show; steve is constantly calling out abusive women. the only time he doesn't is when the woman is being mistreated.
She’s lucky he didn’t have a sister on stage or even worse, hands rated E for everyone. If that was my brother I would’ve rocked her, I also believe if she’s rocking his shit, he has a right to handle her how he needs to
Just like they don't want men hitting women they should not allow the women to hit the men. Half of them only acting like they bad is because of security. EVERYONE KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!!K
The girl from the second video flips my temper a bit. She tried acting innocent the whole time, but was smiling even after seeing her husband upset an even said “I see a divorce” with a smile. She slept with his best friend, and tried justifying it by saying he cheated the day before their wedding. GIRL, you still married him. 2 wrongs don’t make a right Oml
PEMDAS 😂 it cancels it out! 😂🙄 she irritated me too because she acted like she didn’t give a fuck. he may have cheated, but at least he didn’t knock someone up. it’s a shitty situation all around
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The sad part is that she didn’t care what Steve said. She felt she could hit him because he didn’t feel confident it was his baby. She reacted based on emotion vs logic. I’m not saying a person can’t feel upset but hitting is not ok. You need to set the tone for a good co-parenting relationship.
it also makes me worry about the child. how will she respond when her child inevitably behaves in a way that upsets her? will she hit her too? i think she needs parenting classes as well as anger management tbh.
I love how if she hits him, then she gets talked to softly and calmly while he gets held down by security, but if he had done that to her, they would have had him cuffs and in the back of a squad car before she hit the ground.
@@nadia-tp1xv I don't see a girl held tight like this to protect her from anyone. He was definitely held down so that he don't hit her back and make all the women mad about. Basically everyone being polite to the violence of women.
I think that was a coping mechanism people sometimes give responses that don’t match the situation when they are nervous or ashamed or don’t know how to handle a situation and are trying to hide that
The first one: Thank you!! That girl really pissed me off, I felt his anger, the tears, all of that. Because I know some people who would try to get under your skin and then not expect you to retaliate back. It's not right. You don't put your hands on that guy for denying your child. Then not expect him to hit back. almost like poking a bear. I am so glad they comforted and consulted with this man instead of yelling at him. and I am happy that Steve put that girl in her place for hitting the father of her child.
I feel bad for the child in the second story. He’s being raised by the village idiots. I hope they all grow up and start making smart decisions for his sake.
In story 1, I feel bad for the father cause he’s in a crazy situation. His baby mother is super abusive and will make life a living nightmare for him. In story 2, Josh broke guy code by sleeping with his best friend’s wife. I hope Owen divorces her cause she doesn’t seem to care about him. She’s definitely trifling for with she did by splitting up 2 friends.
She don't like guys she just wanted a baby but she didn't want a relationship. The minute she got pregnant she cut him out, she didn't talk to him about Dr. appointments or nothing. As soon as that baby is old enough she gonna turn that baby against him, she's gonna move away. Praying for this Baby. 🙏
11:12 This man has had a rough day. Look at the look on his face when he realizes that not only has he lost his best friend, but he's now a stepdaddy to his former best friends child, in a blink of an eye. Might be better for him to step away and start over. 🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂
I can only imagine how that first woman treats her child. She openly hits people in public on national tv. It is scary to think what she does in private.
Literally I was actually happy that he was the father and hopefully they are able to peacefully co parent after the DNA test, and then she went ahead and hit him and I was "What the heck just happened ?!!😶😶😶" No matter whether you are a female or a male, you do NOT put your hands like that on anyone unless its defense. As soon as she hit him, I knew she was abusive because she literally hit him for no reason. It's a disgrace to see abusive woman as me being a woman, its disgusting, real woman know boundaries and self respect and morals, she didnt. Just cause your a girl doesnt mean you cant be abusive, men get abused too and we need to realize it. Not okay.
Facts. The veil that protects abusive, violent females is finally being removed. The number of stories circulating about this is getting the attention it deserves. She 🤛🏾 him in public, when his back is turned. This shows she has little to no impulse control, very dangerous. She could've had something offensive in her hand. What's she like back home? He should've kept his seed to himself, and now he has to pay with this harpy, good luck to him.
1st woman was out of line for hitting him. Y’all wasn’t in a committed relationship and you had your ex coming around soooo he had every reason to have doubt. 2nd woman already knew Josh was the father, idk why she wasted our time like this. Claimed that her and the husband were going to continue raising the child together in the beginning then at the end switched up and said they may get a divorce…It’s giving hot mess smfh.
Bwahahaha only simple minded cavemen. First of all, don't be a cheating dick. Second, Men know how to settle disputes without violence. A real man wouldn't stoop low enough to be with a bad woman just because they're lonely. Grow up. Accept responsibility
The lady from the second story definitely wants to divorce her husband. she likes the bad boy. if she divorces her husband when she sees whats out there she will want him back after she gave her best years to another man, but it will be too late because he will find a good woman who treats him right. it happens all the time.
The girl with the blue hair was out of line for hitting him after he found that he was the dad, if I was him I would do joint custody because she's immature, violent and not caring about her daughter.
Steve is WAY to soft when women put their hands on men, but had it been the other way around he would've been arrested ASAP. It's about time Steve learns the harsh reality of 'equal rights, equal fights'.
If he was my son, that you hit for no reason, girl let me tell you, not even Steve security could not hold me back, you are a violent person, and I am so sorry for the father. I am hoping he won't end up in prison, he will not take another slap from her, she got away this time.
I really do feel for the father that is the father of the child not having parents in your life When you were Growing up yourself and as a father you have take responsibility to make sure you are the best father that your father wasn't to you I give respect to the father that is the father of that child Very mature very respectable young man
She said " I will ask nothing from you" but apparently she did. On the other hand, I can not imagine not seeing my child for ten years.😢 Dad will be very sorry for everything he has missed in this boy's life so far, I hope they will all be able to focus on the future! ❤What a diamond this boy is!
I don’t comment on DNA stories because I don’t have children yet , and I don’t know what the drama experience is like . But that second story was pretty much about betrayal . I wouldn’t even betray one of my friends like that .
I could care less about that second story. The first story pissed me off. That woman needs to be locked up for assault. She gives off toxic, abusive vibes. If I were that dude I would fight for full custody of that kid.
I hope Josh gets the little boy because I think that he will be a great father. Even before he knew that he is the father he was getting things for the baby. Now she has to change everything on the birth certificate.
I do wish that Steve would bring up this saying that makes so much sense: 'Your adult relationship with your kid(s) when they themselves are adults is your performance review' The first mother has some work to do in terms of her anger and immaturity, her child will eventually see that episode and see their mother belting their father from behind, and ask her "What the hell were you thinking?" The one who is the father in the second story, I hope he does get his shit together for that kid's sake. At the very least let that kid know of his wrongful actions in hopes they're not repeated by the kid in the future.
Wow if she hit him like that what will she do to that beautiful child! He needs to get a copy of this all kinds of proof texts recording and get custody. Or get some sorta court documentation visits if she violates it then she gets in trouble.
Can u imagine being happy finding out you the father only to be embarrassed on TV bc ur baby momma hit you? That's a damn shame. She is so wrong for that.
This poor guy is going to have a hard time trying to be the father. She is a horrible person and won’t care about the child before herself. (1st story)
03:19 Girl hits a guy- Steve giggles first, then gives the girl a soft speech. But a guy can’t even make contact with a female before security roughing them up stage on and Steve is throwing chairs! Double standards.
First story the security guards should’ve been holding that stupid woman back after she assaulted her baby’s father. If I were that dude I’d have her ass locked up. MEN CAN BE ABUSED TOO.
I feel bad for both of these dudes, 1st dude is being abused and will have to deal with her immature attitude forever. The second dudes best friend broke the bro code and had a kid with his shameless wife.
Them 2 women are so cold hearted they only cared about themselves than their children I feel sorry for Owen & first guy in the first story if them 2 women wants to be mothers then they need therapy
Yes: both of these girls are just nasty. But that Owen dude is stupidly evil for saying again and again that ‘it don’t mean nothing’ that the DNA showed the other is the father. Fool. You can’t just ignore the father of a child his rights. But worse: He wants to take away the CHILD’s right to have a connection with it’s dad! He’s SO selfish!!
Best friend is mad as hell because he is constantly feeling like less of a man than his friend his friend is constantly feeding him everything he needs to be a man and the idea of him being father to his child too just makes him crack
That’s first girl is not emotionally intelligent. It’s sad. Why cause issues to push the father away? These type of behaviors get swept under the rug and the man is always the bad guy when they set boundaries.
It's not about time after a break up its about intent. She did it to piss him off and to get back at him. Now if a man breaks up with you and you go out and sleep with a random person the same day it means nothing. But f*cking a guys best friend is a total revenge move.
Story no. 1: good to see Steve calling out an abusive woman! Her behavior is NOT acceptable, decent, nor mature.
It’s about time Steve calling out her behavior!
Exactly I mean the only ugliness thing is her attitude & behaviour.
She should have her child taken from her and her ass thrown in prison.
you must not have seen much of this show; steve is constantly calling out abusive women. the only time he doesn't is when the woman is being mistreated.
Abusive 😂😂
*The woman who hit the man is so unhinged and nasty. These kind of women will cry wolf if they get hit back.* 🙄
She’s lucky he didn’t have a sister on stage or even worse, hands rated E for everyone. If that was my brother I would’ve rocked her, I also believe if she’s rocking his shit, he has a right to handle her how he needs to
Just like they don't want men hitting women they should not allow the women to hit the men. Half of them only acting like they bad is because of security. EVERYONE KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF!!K
A man's hit is deadly for women.
First story is a classic “be careful who you sleep with”
1st story she was wrong for putting her hands on him, I'm glad Steve called her out on it
Not how he would if a man did it though, and I hate that
He should have Sparta kicked her
Ghetto as hell.
She's a trifling little girl.
Under no circumstances, should no one put their hands on anyone
The girl from the second video flips my temper a bit. She tried acting innocent the whole time, but was smiling even after seeing her husband upset an even said “I see a divorce” with a smile. She slept with his best friend, and tried justifying it by saying he cheated the day before their wedding. GIRL, you still married him. 2 wrongs don’t make a right Oml
PEMDAS 😂 it cancels it out! 😂🙄 she irritated me too because she acted like she didn’t give a fuck. he may have cheated, but at least he didn’t knock someone up. it’s a shitty situation all around
What is PEMDAS? Don't know that one.... ❤
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@@CantHandleThisCanYaI thought it was BEDMAS. 😅
She doesn’t have no right to put her hands on him? She has no business putting her hands on him. PERIOD!!
You're not very smart. You said the same thing twice.
@@CS-uc2oh chill 😭😂
@@CS-uc2oh lol I agree
@@CS-uc2oh perhaps it was worth repeating..
She means it as the first being like she has no permission to hit him, and the second is she don’t need to be hitting nobody period.
The sad part is that she didn’t care what Steve said. She felt she could hit him because he didn’t feel confident it was his baby. She reacted based on emotion vs logic. I’m not saying a person can’t feel upset but hitting is not ok. You need to set the tone for a good co-parenting relationship.
it also makes me worry about the child. how will she respond when her child inevitably behaves in a way that upsets her? will she hit her too? i think she needs parenting classes as well as anger management tbh.
She is definitely gonna abuse that baby too
And she did it while his back was turned
How come he can't press charges or nobody can press charges for assault
I love how if she hits him, then she gets talked to softly and calmly while he gets held down by security, but if he had done that to her, they would have had him cuffs and in the back of a squad car before she hit the ground.
I agree she should get arrested
Unfortunately, bad behaviour by women is largely tolerated. At least now, thankfully, they're finally being taken to task about this double standard.
It's about time Steve learns the harsh reality of 'equal rights, equal fights'.
He wasn't being held down. He was being protected from a violent person.
@@nadia-tp1xv I don't see a girl held tight like this to protect her from anyone. He was definitely held down so that he don't hit her back and make all the women mad about. Basically everyone being polite to the violence of women.
The way the second woman was smiling throughout the show pissed me off. Especially when she hurt her own husband like that
That stupid smirk she had on her face, let's me know she doesn't give a damn whatsoever.
That supposed friend of his was even worse then her . Even I wouldn’t betray one of my friends like that .
I think that was a coping mechanism people sometimes give responses that don’t match the situation when they are nervous or ashamed or don’t know how to handle a situation and are trying to hide that
@@veebee9942 Don’t give her excuses
@@RinXLen that’s not what I’m doing at all but go off
As soon as she started talking with a Lisp it was over for me 🤣🤣🤣
same 😂😂😂😂
Sameeee 😂😂
The first man broke my heart. Imagine getting hit from behind after finding out that news and him crying on tv had my heart breaking
She assaulted him on TV!!! She's raising a child???? So scary
The first one: Thank you!! That girl really pissed me off, I felt his anger, the tears, all of that. Because I know some people who would try to get under your skin and then not expect you to retaliate back. It's not right. You don't put your hands on that guy for denying your child. Then not expect him to hit back. almost like poking a bear. I am so glad they comforted and consulted with this man instead of yelling at him. and I am happy that Steve put that girl in her place for hitting the father of her child.
I feel bad for the child in the second story. He’s being raised by the village idiots. I hope they all grow up and start making smart decisions for his sake.
dumb people cant make smart decisions , its how they get into these situations in the first place
In story 1, I feel bad for the father cause he’s in a crazy situation. His baby mother is super abusive and will make life a living nightmare for him. In story 2, Josh broke guy code by sleeping with his best friend’s wife. I hope Owen divorces her cause she doesn’t seem to care about him. She’s definitely trifling for with she did by splitting up 2 friends.
Hopefully, he'll put her in jail. I can see her using the children to hurt him.
@@rubyjaez big facts
She's gonna abuse that baby too
She don't like guys she just wanted a baby but she didn't want a relationship. The minute she got pregnant she cut him out, she didn't talk to him about Dr. appointments or nothing. As soon as that baby is old enough she gonna turn that baby against him, she's gonna move away. Praying for this Baby. 🙏
I’ll never understand why people who don’t even like each other have children.🙄🙄🙄
11:12 This man has had a rough day.
Look at the look on his face when he realizes that not only has he lost his best friend, but he's now a stepdaddy to his former best friends child, in a blink of an eye.
Might be better for him to step away and start over. 🏃♂🏃♂🏃♂
Lawd! God help that child with a mother like that. SMDH
She's gonna abuse that poor baby
And a father 👨 both are irresponsible
That first mother knew who to hit....He can be granted full custody due to her behavior 😑
Bro found out he is the father and immediately got sucker punched 😂😂😂
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😮😂😅
The first couple is gonna be back on the show when she starts coaching her child to say he's molesting and abusing the mama and the baby
I love the security and Steve because they always help to ensure those who are victims ❤
That last one didn’t need no dna result. I damn near lost it when I saw the baby, you done got yo daddy bestfriend ears lil fella, like FR FR 😂😂😂
I can only imagine how that first woman treats her child. She openly hits people in public on national tv. It is scary to think what she does in private.
She definitely abuses that poor baby
Call CPS right now, please........I can't do this from germany.........Horrific😮😢
Literally I was actually happy that he was the father and hopefully they are able to peacefully co parent after the DNA test, and then she went ahead and hit him and I was "What the heck just happened ?!!😶😶😶"
No matter whether you are a female or a male, you do NOT put your hands like that on anyone unless its defense. As soon as she hit him, I knew she was abusive because she literally hit him for no reason. It's a disgrace to see abusive woman as me being a woman, its disgusting, real woman know boundaries and self respect and morals, she didnt. Just cause your a girl doesnt mean you cant be abusive, men get abused too and we need to realize it. Not okay.
Facts. The veil that protects abusive, violent females is finally being removed. The number of stories circulating about this is getting the attention it deserves. She 🤛🏾 him in public, when his back is turned. This shows she has little to no impulse control, very dangerous. She could've had something offensive in her hand. What's she like back home? He should've kept his seed to himself, and now he has to pay with this harpy, good luck to him.
1st woman was out of line for hitting him. Y’all wasn’t in a committed relationship and you had your ex coming around soooo he had every reason to have doubt. 2nd woman already knew Josh was the father, idk why she wasted our time like this. Claimed that her and the husband were going to continue raising the child together in the beginning then at the end switched up and said they may get a divorce…It’s giving hot mess smfh.
If she can hit him so often and easily, she will DEFINITELY smack her baby around too
Yep! ☝
women really gotta learn to how to keep their hands to themselves. A lot of men will not hesitate beating you to a pulp
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Bwahahaha only simple minded cavemen. First of all, don't be a cheating dick. Second, Men know how to settle disputes without violence. A real man wouldn't stoop low enough to be with a bad woman just because they're lonely. Grow up. Accept responsibility
Trust me they will hesitate when they are threatened with prison time and can't live the alpha life
They will never learn because they are never held accountable how men are
@@UnbiasedRemarks oop! Found the Incel!
The lady from the second story definitely wants to divorce her husband. she likes the bad boy. if she divorces her husband when she sees whats out there she will want him back after she gave her best years to another man, but it will be too late because he will find a good woman who treats him right. it happens all the time.
DNA test results
3:12 Tyrique
10:03 Owen/Josh
The girl with the blue hair was out of line for hitting him after he found that he was the dad, if I was him I would do joint custody because she's immature, violent and not caring about her daughter.
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the first girl sounds like she's just an awful person to him! 😮😳
These girls feel way too comfortable hitting men. Like wtf.
It’s sad and not okay
Steve is WAY to soft when women put their hands on men, but had it been the other way around he would've been arrested ASAP.
It's about time Steve learns the harsh reality of 'equal rights, equal fights'.
If he was my son, that you hit for no reason, girl let me tell you, not even Steve security could not hold me back, you are a violent person, and I am so sorry for the father. I am hoping he won't end up in prison, he will not take another slap from her, she got away this time.
He should've pressed charges
I really do feel for the father that is the father of the child not having parents in your life When you were Growing up yourself and as a father you have take responsibility to make sure you are the best father that your father wasn't to you I give respect to the father that is the father of that child Very mature very respectable young man
She said " I will ask nothing from you" but apparently she did. On the other hand, I can not imagine not seeing my child for ten years.😢 Dad will be very sorry for everything he has missed in this boy's life so far, I hope they will all be able to focus on the future! ❤What a diamond this boy is!
He should have called the police. Pressed chargers. She made no sense at all. Like why you mad.
Glad Steve called her out for hitting him.
I don’t comment on DNA stories because I don’t have children yet , and I don’t know what the drama experience is like . But that second story was pretty much about betrayal . I wouldn’t even betray one of my friends like that .
I could care less about that second story. The first story pissed me off. That woman needs to be locked up for assault. She gives off toxic, abusive vibes. If I were that dude I would fight for full custody of that kid.
I hope Josh gets the little boy because I think that he will be a great father. Even before he knew that he is the father he was getting things for the baby. Now she has to change everything on the birth certificate.
I get emotions run high in situations like this, but now he has video of her being physically abusive to him. Won’t look good in court.
If he uses it which he should
Not the second lady smiling when she heard that her husband wasn't the father, disgusting
Poor guy she didn't have to hit him like that.
I do wish that Steve would bring up this saying that makes so much sense: 'Your adult relationship with your kid(s) when they themselves are adults is your performance review'
The first mother has some work to do in terms of her anger and immaturity, her child will eventually see that episode and see their mother belting their father from behind, and ask her "What the hell were you thinking?"
The one who is the father in the second story, I hope he does get his shit together for that kid's sake. At the very least let that kid know of his wrongful actions in hopes they're not repeated by the kid in the future.
Wow if she hit him like that what will she do to that beautiful child! He needs to get a copy of this all kinds of proof texts recording and get custody. Or get some sorta court documentation visits if she violates it then she gets in trouble.
The woman in the first story had no right to just hit the guy .he didn't do anything to her .
Them POF Hooes different boy 😂😂
Shes disgusting and he should press charges.
So…did anybody else hear that audience member say “yay” when Owen got his test results ? 👀🥴😂
I hope the guy in the first story pressed charges, that was uncalled for. If I was Steve I would’ve say worse to her.
Can u imagine being happy finding out you the father only to be embarrassed on TV bc ur baby momma hit you? That's a damn shame. She is so wrong for that.
Josh has those giddyup EARS. 😂
JERRY JERRY JERRY😂
Why they always clapping their hands and screaming over each other. Nobody learns how nobody gets anywhere with that lol
Nobody is listening, just being a fool.
“Even if he’s not or is, I’m not calling him” sounds like she wasn’t to sure of herself.
That first guy is going to SUFFER
Damn these girls ruthless. Keep your hands to yourself sis...smh!
She slapped tf outta his neck.. lmfao.. she wrong as hell for that I know it stung too
My ex always trying to hit me, she is a coward as she knows I will not hit her back. I cannot stand abusive people.
How can the 2nd chick be all smiles after finding out her husbands best friend is her sons father wtf
thupid😭😭
She swung first, why is he getting held back?
Right? That’s what I don’t get.
Because he was about to hit her back & they wanted him to be the bigger person. Plus, the security is doing their job.
Bro smack those hands again 😂
This poor guy is going to have a hard time trying to be the father. She is a horrible person and won’t care about the child before herself. (1st story)
03:19 Girl hits a guy- Steve giggles first, then gives the girl a soft speech.
But a guy can’t even make contact with a female before security roughing them up stage on and Steve is throwing chairs!
Double standards.
Those poor babies ...
That women is crazy, Blessed Be.
He needs to run. She clearly wants nothing to do with her husband.
File charges on her Tyreak!
First story the security guards should’ve been holding that stupid woman back after she assaulted her baby’s father. If I were that dude I’d have her ass locked up. MEN CAN BE ABUSED TOO.
Now if he had of turned around and slapped fire from her mouth then I guess he would have been wrong! Keep your dam hands to yourself girl!!
I feel bad for both of these dudes, 1st dude is being abused and will have to deal with her immature attitude forever. The second dudes best friend broke the bro code and had a kid with his shameless wife.
Anything set up on POF is a guaranteed FAIL😂😂😂😂
I will never understand how people who really do not know each plan to have a child, but they do not plan marriage, adequate finances, etc..?
Story 2: who the in the flying fuck said “yay”😂
She's calling him stupid no stupid is you putting hands on people for no reason... I see why he can't be around you!!! These young girls nowadays
Them 2 women are so cold hearted they only cared about themselves than their children I feel sorry for Owen & first guy in the first story if them 2 women wants to be mothers then they need therapy
the second story the women seemed like she has feelings for her sons father . extremely immature
1st girl had a thick tongue.. 🤣🤣🤣
If she does this to the father of her child, how will she react if the child vex her!
Yes: both of these girls are just nasty.
But that Owen dude is stupidly evil for saying again and again that ‘it don’t mean nothing’ that the DNA showed the other is the father.
Fool. You can’t just ignore the father of a child his rights.
But worse: He wants to take away the CHILD’s right to have a connection with it’s dad!
He’s SO selfish!!
Two weeks is long time 😂😂 Steveeeee
Haha "Willy Foo Foo" 😂😅
She definitely shouldn't had put her hands on him. She goofy
9:51 Monoganus, I believe is a subspecies of the Argentinian swaddlebeak goose
Best friend is mad as hell because he is constantly feeling like less of a man than his friend his friend is constantly feeding him everything he needs to be a man and the idea of him being father to his child too just makes him crack
For story number one , why in the world’s would you hit him for having a positive paternity test. Why hit him at all? That’s really bothered me
That's what uncultured, uncivilized trash does.
Just plain ghetto behavior
That’s first girl is not emotionally intelligent. It’s sad. Why cause issues to push the father away? These type of behaviors get swept under the rug and the man is always the bad guy when they set boundaries.
Men needs to be responsible, its also a two way street don't have sex if you are not emotionally, physically and financially responsible.
Little Richard on Steve Wilkos that’s a first
PRAGNANT
Wonder what is the smirk on her face for, not even a week apart and she sleeps with his friend 🤮🤮🤮🤮
It's not about time after a break up its about intent. She did it to piss him off and to get back at him. Now if a man breaks up with you and you go out and sleep with a random person the same day it means nothing. But f*cking a guys best friend is a total revenge move.
Her slow ass!! He should press charges!
girl a straight up bully. what is wrong with her. no class at all.
She didn’t have too hit him ridiculous
Damn!!
god that first woman is horrendous how anyman puts their thing in that mess is beyond me, unlucky fella
He should really call the police on her
1st story: these hood rodents never learn
They should have let him smack her. Ladies, never hit a man. Because if he hits you back you will call the police and cry foul play.
Sheesh gotta love it