Does the theme in the background sound like something from the Lion King. For some reason I keep hearing similarities and just wonder if anybody else hears it?
"Do you believe that man is burdened with original sin because Adam and Eve gave in to temptation in the garden of Eden?" ... ..."Yes. I do. ...And I've had it with that ing SNAKE in that ing garden!!"
Hey Late Show, I really love the music of your segment Big questions with even bigger stars. Could you upload the music of that segment as you did for humanism. It's my birthday (well it will be) and that would be perfect to meditate before I play violin or work on the possibility of getting famous and training to get that boat shape. #lifeproject
Mace Windu is FN Epic...You know he was a hella powerful Jedi when he got knocked off by the Emperor he could have survived...legit could wield his purple light saber wielded again...
He keeps looking at the camera too. Looks like maybe he thinks Colbert is a corny ass white dude. Maybe because of his liberal bias. Older people tend to be more conservative, and liberal values have a much more negative effect on the black community than conservative values.
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I don't know if they're drafting them in, or the mics are turned up or what, but lately I agree. I like when an audience is on board but they're starting to hoot at everything like a bunch old white folks at a Trump rally.
MACE WINDU!!? You gotta be kiddin' me!! Unless he comes back in Epi.8 and is all haggard and badass, fucking shit up like Sammy Jack is meant to do. Then he be in contention for the best SLJ character!?
CoWinkKeyDinkInc I saw Luke Skywalker fall a thousand feet and survive. The same scenario (other than the electrocution). Make sure you get back to me when we see him again, haha.
***** Luke fell smoothly into a curved pipe. There were cars and crap flying outside where Windu was and probably a concrete ground and buildings to hit into.
This is one of my favorite segments in all of television. Steve is a genius.
The "What's in Your Wallet?" exchange was too great!
i know right, i was hoping someone would ask him that someday
It amazes me that he's 67 years old
WAIT WHAT, BRUH I DIDNT KNOW THAT
Yeah, Sam was born in 21.12.1948
Well they say black dont crack.
woah. he looks 10 years younger.
BS
"I told you, Stephen, I'm not buyin' your effin' unicycle."
Caught me COMPLETELY off-guard.
Someone in the audience really liked that once.
"I dabble in deepness." what a line,almost Fry like :)
Pseudonayme 77 right?!?! lmao
I was waiting the whole time to hear, "Hey, Stephen... Do you ever wonder... What does Marcellus Wallace look like?"
What?
What country you from?
DOES HE LOOK LIKE A BITCH?
umop apisdn What?
fffan9391 WHAT AIN'T NO COUNTRY I EVER HEARD OF. THEY SPEAK ENGLISH IN WHAT?
This is probably my favorite recurring sketch on late night. It's always really excellent.
Hahahaha that dead pan with the unicycle joke, NICE Mr. Jackson!
I hope Samuel L. Jackson's wallet is the Bad Motherfucker wallet from Pulp Fiction.
yeah I thought so too.
that was Quentin's in real life
His lightsaber prop from Star Wars has that engraved on it
Even laying on grass looking at the stars Samuel L. Jackson looks fucking dope.
"Hey Stephen, do you ever wonder why there's so many motha fuckin snakes on this motha fuckin plane?" 😂😂😂
stephen. do one of these with ryan reynolds. thatd be fun
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Reynolds as Deadpool. Their would be a lot of bleeps lol.
All ready been done
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Stephen should do this with Ricky Gervais.
"What's in your wallet" as he slowly gave into it was hilarious.
These are basically Muppet sketches, and I am totally fine with that.
I lost it when he said "I told you Stephen, I'm not buying you a f*cking unicycle!" 😂😂😂😂😂
"Do you have any regrets ?
- yes. Oh, wish I had said no"
Smart joke. Very smart.
'The celebrity most shaped like a boat!' lol
I still love that line from snakes on a plane. And hearing that phrase especially in funny ways always makes me smile.
He's one bad-ass MF. Even stargazing.
That laugh at 2:50 LMAO
Maybe him.
Thank you🙏 Mr. Jackson.
Best one so far.
I dappled in deepness 👏😂😂😂
Someone in the audience found that unicycle joke really really funny. lol
Love one another great message
my friends call me acting jackson but you can call me laurence fishburne XD
Hearing Sam curse is so satisfying
It's nice to see that Kangol still has one customer.
Maaaace winduuuuuu
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"two guys go balls deep" what this segment should have been named
Last time i was this early, i was late.
"hey Samuel L. Jackson, what does the L in your name stand for?"
Leroy
"Mother Fucker."
le big mac
Some guy in the audience REALLY liked the unicycle joke.
That was awesome! Well done.
Omygod haha freakin colbert! I love these segments
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I know it's the same people but I only hear President Hathaway (Monsters vs Aliens) and Lucius aka Frozone asking each other the big questions.
Does the theme in the background sound like something from the Lion King. For some reason I keep hearing similarities and just wonder if anybody else hears it?
My favorite skit on the new Late Show by far hahahahaha
1:50 --- That would be Daniel Radcliffe ;D
"Do you believe that man is burdened with original sin because Adam and Eve gave in to temptation in the garden of Eden?"
... ..."Yes. I do. ...And I've had it with that ing SNAKE in that ing garden!!"
fantastic
He'll always be mace windu to me. He was my favorite star wars character as a kid
damn Sam
is awesome!
I told you, Stephen, I'm not buying your ......unicycle? What did he say?
Fucking.
I love that line.^^
Samuel L. Jackson is like made for this skit!
Oh my gods! It's Nick fury!
Props to them for not laughing 😆😆
Martin Freeman needs to be on this
i wonder where they get that background music from. it's nice
I was waiting for a "royal with cheese" moment.
Omg Johns laugh is fucking awesome
Where’s my Supersuit?!
Hey Late Show, I really love the music of your segment Big questions with even bigger stars. Could you upload the music
of that segment as you did for humanism. It's my birthday (well it will be) and that would be perfect to meditate before I play violin or work on the possibility of getting famous and training to get that boat shape. #lifeproject
Samuel L Jackson with the Jackie Brown Kangol hat on
Remembered for Mace Windu? That has to be a joke.
I hope so.
nah.
Pretty sure that's what they call good acting.
+Sean Strader but star wars will live forever
quit bitching
I was waiting for Stephen to call him Laurence Fishburne
Unicycles are pretty cool
Royale with cheese
i was hoping he would say his nickname was "Bad mother fcker"...
that laught at 3:03
I'm starting to like Stephens writers.
i like that the beginning sounds like pink Floyd lol
I hate that they censored the motherfucking snake line.
Mace Windu is FN Epic...You know he was a hella powerful Jedi when he got knocked off by the Emperor he could have survived...legit could wield his purple light saber wielded again...
Mace windu is great. Fantastic them both.
Samuel L. Jackson has become self-aware!
Censoring Samuel L. Jackson's "motherfucker"s is a crime!!!
Feel like they might have lifted this from the Pete Holmes Show. Granted it's different enough, but it's pretty close.
Why does Samuel Jackson seem like he is half assing it
the joys of inprov?
It's scripted and shot live.
But isnt acting like..... Well a actors only purpose?
He keeps looking at the camera too.
Looks like maybe he thinks Colbert is a corny ass white dude.
Maybe because of his liberal bias. Older people tend to be more conservative, and liberal values have a much more negative effect on the black community than conservative values.
Roman Fox Overthinker is overthinking. He's looking at the teleprompter. -.-
"That's where Australia came from." As hilarious as that sounds, I thought we were against rich people making claims without evidence.
Hey Steve? Do one with Morgan Freeman! =)
They have to do this with John Oliver
U HAV GOT 2 DO THA WIT NEIL TYSON FRFR
Hey Stephen, what celebrity would you want with you on a stranded island?
- The guy from The Matrix
Stars above right?
Why did I have get high before watching this..... Haha
IGN 7/10: Not enough motherfuckers
Question 2's answer is Dwayne Johnson
should've ask him what is in the case
I would've asked him "Who's the biggest, baddest motherfucker in the world?"
Mace Winduuuuuuu
Black British all the way! Think about that Sam!
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Cooler than coolwhhip..
What is Abe Lincoln doing in heaven right now??
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The audience ruins this
I don't know if they're drafting them in, or the mics are turned up or what, but lately I agree. I like when an audience is on board but they're starting to hoot at everything like a bunch old white folks at a Trump rally.
This would be a little more hilarious if the whole thing wasn't scripted.
city 😆
2222 looked good but now...mwhahahahahahah
I wonder if Samuel L Jackson ever gets tired of having to say the same motha fuckin' lines for the same motha fuckin' late shows.
lmao what's in your wallet
Stephen? Why invite Samuel L. Jackson onto a network where they censor the words fuck and motherfucker...?
it would be weird if Stephen invited him onto a different network...
+Sarah Staniec loooool
He wants to be remembered for >beep
I'm assuming he said dick
Yeah get it what "part" like part of his body. He said "my dick" to which Stephen said he read great reviews about it!
That guy in Hateful Eight got a good look at it!
This is longest that gone without swearing..sorry he just did curse
Really? Mace Windu?
I wish Stephen asked him what was in that *briefcase*!
Hahahahahaha
MACE WINDU!!? You gotta be kiddin' me!! Unless he comes back in Epi.8 and is all haggard and badass, fucking shit up like Sammy Jack is meant to do. Then he be in contention for the best SLJ character!?
How would he come back? He's dead.
CoWinkKeyDinkInc Did you see him die?
***** He got electrocuted and was blasted off a building and fell. What do you think happened?
CoWinkKeyDinkInc I saw Luke Skywalker fall a thousand feet and survive. The same scenario (other than the electrocution). Make sure you get back to me when we see him again, haha.
*****
Luke fell smoothly into a curved pipe. There were cars and crap flying outside where Windu was and probably a concrete ground and buildings to hit into.
He is is the traitor anakin ahhhh⚡️⚡️⚡️