The Original SHREK Story is AMAZING 😂

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  • Опубликовано: 25 дек 2024

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  • @Juan.Padilla1998
    @Juan.Padilla1998 Год назад +575

    Movie Shrek been using 0.01% of his power

    • @isaiahrivera7238
      @isaiahrivera7238 Год назад +21

      Who knows what would've happened if he used even 50% against prince charming and threw the world into chaos. Even rumpelstiltskin couldn't handle that small amount of power 🤣

    • @marcobuncit7539
      @marcobuncit7539 Год назад

      ​@@isaiahrivera7238IF SHREK MOVIES ACTS LIKE FROM BOOK:
      Shrek 1= 100% the one book, duuuh
      Shrek 2= Shrek & Fiona massacred a bunch of assasins that Fiona's parents ordered to kill her cause she's ugly. They then hijacked fairygodmom's place to commit witchcraft until prince charming about to slay them...but he got slained in break dance. It ended with them crashing the castle's party then guillotine the parents....fairygodmom however were transformed into cuckoo foreveeeeeeer.
      Shrek 3= Shrek's bored being royals so he searched in all lands for random peasant boy to replace him. Prince charming who now had no legs after being split, charged the castle but failed since fiona's fart gag jokes kept distracting them to attack until shrek flattened them all. Finally, he annointed the boy, his heart changed into tyrant to kick fiona & her outta.
      Shrek 4= Peacefull day for holy rumpletskinskin til Shrek & Fiona forced him to sign their contract that made him their servant. He now granted every magical contract to them in exchange of his life essence became their fruitpunch juices. Shrek & her then made machine to time travel with poor rumpletskinskin like dante inferno's tour guide....cause apperently, them ruling kingdom were so bad that the Lord God turned it into hellfire for satan's sanctuary. Both monsters repented & tried to convert into christianity....until they realized they're too fun to be saints so they burned churches & ate rumpletskinskin....like literally devouring him with each their snake's jaw.
      Shrek 5 (if there is...whatever)= Shrek drunk puss in boot's beer & got astral project into another alternate universe where he's handsome, kind, & a saint. Fiona came to use 101 wwe wrestling cpr to wake him up in whatever acrobatic plublicity stunts of magic tricks she could pull out, which makes everyone donate her some charities to bet how many times it would take to wake up Shrek. Shrek anyway found his alternate reality to be repulsively "too perfect" so he demon possesed the good shrek to reign 100 milenials in the most abusive way by.....making everyone not work....then he ate one by one until he's the only one on that planet. This made him question why he existed & why God created him until he woken up by his wife them kissed her in the most passionately making everyone who saw them died (blank scene with horror sfx). Then, they went to a mountain to make an egg....turned out this was an ogre's cycle from first to four & now five film, the circle of life of "how your parents kick you out so you have fun with your wife on bullying the everyone until you got tired that you made babies so they suffered like you"....The End.

    • @pierrebuieii3908
      @pierrebuieii3908 Год назад +8

      Heck that’s what threw beerus off with goku lol 😂

    • @isaiahrivera7238
      @isaiahrivera7238 Год назад +3

      @@pierrebuieii3908 🤣

    • @raptorskilltor4554
      @raptorskilltor4554 Год назад +5

      Shrek was truly the shaggy of his generation

  • @prarthanauppili
    @prarthanauppili Год назад +347

    Mf was afraid of his own reflection 😂

  • @CeHee123
    @CeHee123 Год назад +171

    I'd love to see a version where they kept his fire breath. But it's honestly perfect how well a fit this was for Dreamworks. The book is a parody of fairy tales, and Dreamworks took this piss of Disney's fairy tales.

    • @marcobuncit7539
      @marcobuncit7539 Год назад +15

      Not to mention on the first film it was said they made lord farkuat from someone they hated.

    • @ShockwaveFPSStudios
      @ShockwaveFPSStudios Год назад +10

      Shrek breathes fire in the first movie.

  • @haleykeck7430
    @haleykeck7430 Год назад +94

    I read this book as a kid! Found it in the library and was super confused it wasn't like the movie, I specifically remember the word jackass being used and showing my mom lmao

    • @OGreenWorId
      @OGreenWorId Год назад +9

      lol shrek called donkey a jackass in the first movie

  • @annbrookens945
    @annbrookens945 Год назад +70

    When I saw the first trailer, I was like, "Wait! I read that book!" I rummaged through the book shelves and read it to my kids!

  • @prarthanauppili
    @prarthanauppili Год назад +107

    Damn Shrek be the fvcking GOAT all hail Shrek

  • @isaiahrivera7238
    @isaiahrivera7238 Год назад +23

    I actually so happy that you made this, because I remember when I was in kindergarten I had this book and I loved it. Being 21 now, I appreciate this even more

  • @alkahinat4558
    @alkahinat4558 Год назад +71

    Whoa, this is a very cool look at the original Shrek story, damn though 👀
    Original Shrek was doing a lot 😂😂

  • @thehuntsman2112
    @thehuntsman2112 Год назад +6

    This is a mind-blowing inspiration on the breathing fire part, considering the fact that the movie shows Shrek relaxing in his home, and he starts a fire with his burp (if anyone remembers that.)

  • @magnum9588
    @magnum9588 Год назад +8

    Shrek strong enough to beat Superman.

  • @jenniferlonnes7420
    @jenniferlonnes7420 Год назад +9

    I used to date a guy who looked like Shrek in real life.

    • @nds.gdspts
      @nds.gdspts Год назад

      Unfortunately, we all have been there... market's bar is in hell

    • @handlessuck777
      @handlessuck777 Месяц назад

      He must've been love and life.

  • @LegacyNesferatu
    @LegacyNesferatu Год назад +4

    I remember reading this book when I was a kid. Loved it. And if I remember, there was a second one as well.

  • @mariekarole1621
    @mariekarole1621 Год назад +3

    I remember someone asking questions to kids about Shreik story line way before movie ever came to anything possible. It was In Illinois Ana I think they passed out stickers of storyline characters but different looks. This was way in the new development stages.

  • @TheDragonman104
    @TheDragonman104 Год назад +1

    Leave it to Dreamworks to adapt a children’s book and turn it into a movie that everyone will always remember.

  • @stevensteviepryde5888
    @stevensteviepryde5888 Год назад +2

    I actually had this book at one point

  • @cristlejohnson4900
    @cristlejohnson4900 Год назад +3

    I was so mad that i remembered the book from my childhood, but the movie never credited it at all.

    • @amandalynn4979
      @amandalynn4979 Год назад +2

      They literally said 'Based on 'Shrek' by William Steig' in the end credits of the movie, as well as the opening credits of the Broadway version

    • @cristlejohnson4900
      @cristlejohnson4900 Год назад

      @@amandalynn4979 I didn't see that when it first came out. I thought I looked, because usually you don't miss that. But maybe I was just stupid on this movie.

  • @YellowBear-kx1ff
    @YellowBear-kx1ff Год назад +6

    I did a few Funko POP boxes based on the original Shrek! at work today!

  • @cbodbchris2024
    @cbodbchris2024 Год назад +2

    i remember that book i saw it in travis air force base i read it in the computer lab it had the word jackass in it 💀💀💀☠☠☠💀

  • @maytalacedo20
    @maytalacedo20 Год назад +2

    never thought he uses firepower

  • @scarletwitch3405
    @scarletwitch3405 Год назад +1

    Yessssssssss!!!!!!!!!! Omg the nostalgia me and my brother had this book and my dad read it to us and we laughed so hard

  • @G-mountain863
    @G-mountain863 Год назад +3

    Well they crept the dragon part… that’s it, that’s all they kept

  • @TitularHeroine
    @TitularHeroine Год назад +5

    I really do, Jon, I do want to hear the rest!

  • @MissCellanious1
    @MissCellanious1 Год назад

    "His own reflection" instantly went "aww" hearing that lol

  • @landonsmith2154
    @landonsmith2154 Год назад

    Shrek is love, Shrek is life.

  • @ExoticWorldFashionz
    @ExoticWorldFashionz Год назад +4

    Didn’t kno there was an original Shrek

  • @ambersummer2685
    @ambersummer2685 Год назад

    Shrek is love, Shrek is fire

  • @badtripmoses
    @badtripmoses 11 месяцев назад

    Chris Farelly was hired to do the voice of Shrek but unfortunately passed away, so they had to go with Mike Myers as a replacement.

  • @marcobuncit7539
    @marcobuncit7539 Год назад +2

    IF SHREK MOVIES ACTS LIKE FROM BOOK:
    Shrek 1= 100% the one book, duuuh
    Shrek 2= Shrek & Fiona massacred a bunch of assasins that Fiona's parents ordered to kill her cause she's ugly. They then hijacked fairygodmom's place to commit witchcraft until prince charming about to slay them...but he got slained in break dance. It ended with them crashing the castle's party then guillotine the parents....fairygodmom however were transformed into cuckoo foreveeeeeeer.
    Shrek 3= Shrek's bored being royals so he searched in all lands for random peasant boy to replace him. Prince charming who now had no legs after being split, charged the castle but failed since fiona's fart gag jokes kept distracting them to attack until shrek flattened them all. Finally, he annointed the boy, his heart changed into tyrant to kick fiona & her outta.
    Shrek 4= Peacefull day for holy rumpletskinskin til Shrek & Fiona forced him to sign their contract that made him their servant. He now granted every magical contract to them in exchange of his life essence became their fruitpunch juices. Shrek & her then made machine to time travel with poor rumpletskinskin like dante inferno's tour guide....cause apperently, them ruling kingdom were so bad that the Lord God turned it into hellfire for satan's sanctuary. Both monsters repented & tried to convert into christianity....until they realized they're too fun to be saints so they burned churches & ate rumpletskinskin....like literally devouring him with each their snake's jaw.
    Shrek 5 (if there is...whatever)= Shrek drunk puss in boot's beer & got astral project into another alternate universe where he's handsome, kind, & a saint. Fiona came to use 101 wwe wrestling cpr to wake him up in whatever acrobatic plublicity stunts of magic tricks she could pull out, which makes everyone donate her some charities to bet how many times it would take to wake up Shrek. Shrek anyway found his alternate reality to be repulsively "too perfect" so he demon possesed the good shrek to reign 100 milenials in the most abusive way by.....making everyone not work....then he ate one by one until he's the only one on that planet. This made him question why he existed & why God created him until he woken up by his wife them kissed her in the most passionately making everyone who saw them died (blank scene with horror sfx). Then, they went to a mountain to make an egg....turned out this was an ogre's cycle from first to four & now five film, the circle of life of "how your parents kick you out so you have fun with your wife on bullying the everyone until you got tired that you made babies so they suffered like you"....The End.

    • @HAMF9666
      @HAMF9666 Год назад +1

      Holy shit, that'll be crazy.

  • @bonbonjake252
    @bonbonjake252 Год назад

    This is why shrek lives alone

  • @CookingwithAiden2010
    @CookingwithAiden2010 Год назад

    Karen: "my child is perfect".
    The child:

  • @mr.whatzittooya3464
    @mr.whatzittooya3464 Год назад +5

    I don't know I think his onscreen counter part was a total babe

  • @chekiacermack4518
    @chekiacermack4518 Год назад +5

    Your younger voice sounds so weird to me even though I’ve been watching you for 5 years now I can’t believe how different you sound 😅

  • @DreamFactories
    @DreamFactories 8 месяцев назад

    You don’t want this Shrek to do the roar….

  • @pierrebuieii3908
    @pierrebuieii3908 Год назад +2

    Over 9000

  • @bigbrobluesman7442
    @bigbrobluesman7442 Год назад +3

    Did he have laser vision?

  • @rad1165
    @rad1165 Год назад

    I love the Shrek we have now but I also kind of like the original old video Shrek to lol

  • @datboidrummer29
    @datboidrummer29 Год назад +2

    I gotta see this

  • @dontopen_txt
    @dontopen_txt 7 месяцев назад

    No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek, so they used a crocodile.

  • @alexanderberrones2165
    @alexanderberrones2165 Год назад

    Book Shrek is way more powerful than movie Shrek

  • @andrewsobolik817
    @andrewsobolik817 Год назад +2

    I dont see a related video link on youtube shorts....

  • @magnetoonproductions9541
    @magnetoonproductions9541 9 месяцев назад

    Shrek had superpowers in the original book? Why didn’t they keep that in the movie?

  • @elisavitt4716
    @elisavitt4716 Год назад

    I remember this book

  • @trinabingwor8713
    @trinabingwor8713 Год назад +3

    Related video link wheeeeere

    • @BionAvastar3000
      @BionAvastar3000 Год назад +3

      It's underneath the title on the actual video itself

  • @The_whisperer87
    @The_whisperer87 Год назад

    I have the actual book of this old version of Shrek

  • @fartingfox8072
    @fartingfox8072 Год назад

    My grandma bought me the book because she thought it was a ripoff of the movie

  • @ulvjenta88
    @ulvjenta88 Год назад +3

    What link???

  • @honestyclary1978
    @honestyclary1978 Год назад +1

    I actually read the book 😮

  • @RowanH-tb1rv
    @RowanH-tb1rv 3 месяца назад

    Shrek 1999-200

  • @JinnKurasagii
    @JinnKurasagii 11 месяцев назад

    I like this one better

  • @PrimeSoul538
    @PrimeSoul538 5 месяцев назад

    The princess is not actually the princess the real princess is the dragon i think the witch cursed the real princess to turn into a dragon making the princess be replaced by the witch.

  • @MaxandGreyson.
    @MaxandGreyson. Год назад

    I have read the book

  • @dominiquephelps9769
    @dominiquephelps9769 Год назад

    Well where is donkey

  • @markv3065
    @markv3065 Год назад

    All Disney movies are someone else's creations.

  • @certified_l0ser
    @certified_l0ser Год назад

    Lmao 😂

  • @kennybrown7485
    @kennybrown7485 4 месяца назад

    😮

  • @thetimehascome1958
    @thetimehascome1958 11 месяцев назад

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