Who knows what would've happened if he used even 50% against prince charming and threw the world into chaos. Even rumpelstiltskin couldn't handle that small amount of power 🤣
@@isaiahrivera7238IF SHREK MOVIES ACTS LIKE FROM BOOK: Shrek 1= 100% the one book, duuuh Shrek 2= Shrek & Fiona massacred a bunch of assasins that Fiona's parents ordered to kill her cause she's ugly. They then hijacked fairygodmom's place to commit witchcraft until prince charming about to slay them...but he got slained in break dance. It ended with them crashing the castle's party then guillotine the parents....fairygodmom however were transformed into cuckoo foreveeeeeeer. Shrek 3= Shrek's bored being royals so he searched in all lands for random peasant boy to replace him. Prince charming who now had no legs after being split, charged the castle but failed since fiona's fart gag jokes kept distracting them to attack until shrek flattened them all. Finally, he annointed the boy, his heart changed into tyrant to kick fiona & her outta. Shrek 4= Peacefull day for holy rumpletskinskin til Shrek & Fiona forced him to sign their contract that made him their servant. He now granted every magical contract to them in exchange of his life essence became their fruitpunch juices. Shrek & her then made machine to time travel with poor rumpletskinskin like dante inferno's tour guide....cause apperently, them ruling kingdom were so bad that the Lord God turned it into hellfire for satan's sanctuary. Both monsters repented & tried to convert into christianity....until they realized they're too fun to be saints so they burned churches & ate rumpletskinskin....like literally devouring him with each their snake's jaw. Shrek 5 (if there is...whatever)= Shrek drunk puss in boot's beer & got astral project into another alternate universe where he's handsome, kind, & a saint. Fiona came to use 101 wwe wrestling cpr to wake him up in whatever acrobatic plublicity stunts of magic tricks she could pull out, which makes everyone donate her some charities to bet how many times it would take to wake up Shrek. Shrek anyway found his alternate reality to be repulsively "too perfect" so he demon possesed the good shrek to reign 100 milenials in the most abusive way by.....making everyone not work....then he ate one by one until he's the only one on that planet. This made him question why he existed & why God created him until he woken up by his wife them kissed her in the most passionately making everyone who saw them died (blank scene with horror sfx). Then, they went to a mountain to make an egg....turned out this was an ogre's cycle from first to four & now five film, the circle of life of "how your parents kick you out so you have fun with your wife on bullying the everyone until you got tired that you made babies so they suffered like you"....The End.
I'd love to see a version where they kept his fire breath. But it's honestly perfect how well a fit this was for Dreamworks. The book is a parody of fairy tales, and Dreamworks took this piss of Disney's fairy tales.
I read this book as a kid! Found it in the library and was super confused it wasn't like the movie, I specifically remember the word jackass being used and showing my mom lmao
I actually so happy that you made this, because I remember when I was in kindergarten I had this book and I loved it. Being 21 now, I appreciate this even more
This is a mind-blowing inspiration on the breathing fire part, considering the fact that the movie shows Shrek relaxing in his home, and he starts a fire with his burp (if anyone remembers that.)
I remember someone asking questions to kids about Shreik story line way before movie ever came to anything possible. It was In Illinois Ana I think they passed out stickers of storyline characters but different looks. This was way in the new development stages.
@@amandalynn4979 I didn't see that when it first came out. I thought I looked, because usually you don't miss that. But maybe I was just stupid on this movie.
IF SHREK MOVIES ACTS LIKE FROM BOOK: Shrek 1= 100% the one book, duuuh Shrek 2= Shrek & Fiona massacred a bunch of assasins that Fiona's parents ordered to kill her cause she's ugly. They then hijacked fairygodmom's place to commit witchcraft until prince charming about to slay them...but he got slained in break dance. It ended with them crashing the castle's party then guillotine the parents....fairygodmom however were transformed into cuckoo foreveeeeeeer. Shrek 3= Shrek's bored being royals so he searched in all lands for random peasant boy to replace him. Prince charming who now had no legs after being split, charged the castle but failed since fiona's fart gag jokes kept distracting them to attack until shrek flattened them all. Finally, he annointed the boy, his heart changed into tyrant to kick fiona & her outta. Shrek 4= Peacefull day for holy rumpletskinskin til Shrek & Fiona forced him to sign their contract that made him their servant. He now granted every magical contract to them in exchange of his life essence became their fruitpunch juices. Shrek & her then made machine to time travel with poor rumpletskinskin like dante inferno's tour guide....cause apperently, them ruling kingdom were so bad that the Lord God turned it into hellfire for satan's sanctuary. Both monsters repented & tried to convert into christianity....until they realized they're too fun to be saints so they burned churches & ate rumpletskinskin....like literally devouring him with each their snake's jaw. Shrek 5 (if there is...whatever)= Shrek drunk puss in boot's beer & got astral project into another alternate universe where he's handsome, kind, & a saint. Fiona came to use 101 wwe wrestling cpr to wake him up in whatever acrobatic plublicity stunts of magic tricks she could pull out, which makes everyone donate her some charities to bet how many times it would take to wake up Shrek. Shrek anyway found his alternate reality to be repulsively "too perfect" so he demon possesed the good shrek to reign 100 milenials in the most abusive way by.....making everyone not work....then he ate one by one until he's the only one on that planet. This made him question why he existed & why God created him until he woken up by his wife them kissed her in the most passionately making everyone who saw them died (blank scene with horror sfx). Then, they went to a mountain to make an egg....turned out this was an ogre's cycle from first to four & now five film, the circle of life of "how your parents kick you out so you have fun with your wife on bullying the everyone until you got tired that you made babies so they suffered like you"....The End.
The princess is not actually the princess the real princess is the dragon i think the witch cursed the real princess to turn into a dragon making the princess be replaced by the witch.
Movie Shrek been using 0.01% of his power
Who knows what would've happened if he used even 50% against prince charming and threw the world into chaos. Even rumpelstiltskin couldn't handle that small amount of power 🤣
@@isaiahrivera7238IF SHREK MOVIES ACTS LIKE FROM BOOK:
Shrek 1= 100% the one book, duuuh
Shrek 2= Shrek & Fiona massacred a bunch of assasins that Fiona's parents ordered to kill her cause she's ugly. They then hijacked fairygodmom's place to commit witchcraft until prince charming about to slay them...but he got slained in break dance. It ended with them crashing the castle's party then guillotine the parents....fairygodmom however were transformed into cuckoo foreveeeeeeer.
Shrek 3= Shrek's bored being royals so he searched in all lands for random peasant boy to replace him. Prince charming who now had no legs after being split, charged the castle but failed since fiona's fart gag jokes kept distracting them to attack until shrek flattened them all. Finally, he annointed the boy, his heart changed into tyrant to kick fiona & her outta.
Shrek 4= Peacefull day for holy rumpletskinskin til Shrek & Fiona forced him to sign their contract that made him their servant. He now granted every magical contract to them in exchange of his life essence became their fruitpunch juices. Shrek & her then made machine to time travel with poor rumpletskinskin like dante inferno's tour guide....cause apperently, them ruling kingdom were so bad that the Lord God turned it into hellfire for satan's sanctuary. Both monsters repented & tried to convert into christianity....until they realized they're too fun to be saints so they burned churches & ate rumpletskinskin....like literally devouring him with each their snake's jaw.
Shrek 5 (if there is...whatever)= Shrek drunk puss in boot's beer & got astral project into another alternate universe where he's handsome, kind, & a saint. Fiona came to use 101 wwe wrestling cpr to wake him up in whatever acrobatic plublicity stunts of magic tricks she could pull out, which makes everyone donate her some charities to bet how many times it would take to wake up Shrek. Shrek anyway found his alternate reality to be repulsively "too perfect" so he demon possesed the good shrek to reign 100 milenials in the most abusive way by.....making everyone not work....then he ate one by one until he's the only one on that planet. This made him question why he existed & why God created him until he woken up by his wife them kissed her in the most passionately making everyone who saw them died (blank scene with horror sfx). Then, they went to a mountain to make an egg....turned out this was an ogre's cycle from first to four & now five film, the circle of life of "how your parents kick you out so you have fun with your wife on bullying the everyone until you got tired that you made babies so they suffered like you"....The End.
Heck that’s what threw beerus off with goku lol 😂
@@pierrebuieii3908 🤣
Shrek was truly the shaggy of his generation
Mf was afraid of his own reflection 😂
Could you blame him with a face like that?
@@Hyrule_Castle-s1m bro got a taste of his own medicine
Relatable
Fr
I'd love to see a version where they kept his fire breath. But it's honestly perfect how well a fit this was for Dreamworks. The book is a parody of fairy tales, and Dreamworks took this piss of Disney's fairy tales.
Not to mention on the first film it was said they made lord farkuat from someone they hated.
Shrek breathes fire in the first movie.
I read this book as a kid! Found it in the library and was super confused it wasn't like the movie, I specifically remember the word jackass being used and showing my mom lmao
lol shrek called donkey a jackass in the first movie
When I saw the first trailer, I was like, "Wait! I read that book!" I rummaged through the book shelves and read it to my kids!
Damn Shrek be the fvcking GOAT all hail Shrek
I actually so happy that you made this, because I remember when I was in kindergarten I had this book and I loved it. Being 21 now, I appreciate this even more
Whoa, this is a very cool look at the original Shrek story, damn though 👀
Original Shrek was doing a lot 😂😂
This is a mind-blowing inspiration on the breathing fire part, considering the fact that the movie shows Shrek relaxing in his home, and he starts a fire with his burp (if anyone remembers that.)
Shrek strong enough to beat Superman.
I used to date a guy who looked like Shrek in real life.
Unfortunately, we all have been there... market's bar is in hell
He must've been love and life.
I remember reading this book when I was a kid. Loved it. And if I remember, there was a second one as well.
I remember someone asking questions to kids about Shreik story line way before movie ever came to anything possible. It was In Illinois Ana I think they passed out stickers of storyline characters but different looks. This was way in the new development stages.
Leave it to Dreamworks to adapt a children’s book and turn it into a movie that everyone will always remember.
I actually had this book at one point
I was so mad that i remembered the book from my childhood, but the movie never credited it at all.
They literally said 'Based on 'Shrek' by William Steig' in the end credits of the movie, as well as the opening credits of the Broadway version
@@amandalynn4979 I didn't see that when it first came out. I thought I looked, because usually you don't miss that. But maybe I was just stupid on this movie.
I did a few Funko POP boxes based on the original Shrek! at work today!
i remember that book i saw it in travis air force base i read it in the computer lab it had the word jackass in it 💀💀💀☠☠☠💀
never thought he uses firepower
Yessssssssss!!!!!!!!!! Omg the nostalgia me and my brother had this book and my dad read it to us and we laughed so hard
Well they crept the dragon part… that’s it, that’s all they kept
I really do, Jon, I do want to hear the rest!
"His own reflection" instantly went "aww" hearing that lol
Shrek is love, Shrek is life.
Didn’t kno there was an original Shrek
That's because they didn't credit it.
Shrek is love, Shrek is fire
Chris Farelly was hired to do the voice of Shrek but unfortunately passed away, so they had to go with Mike Myers as a replacement.
IF SHREK MOVIES ACTS LIKE FROM BOOK:
Shrek 1= 100% the one book, duuuh
Shrek 2= Shrek & Fiona massacred a bunch of assasins that Fiona's parents ordered to kill her cause she's ugly. They then hijacked fairygodmom's place to commit witchcraft until prince charming about to slay them...but he got slained in break dance. It ended with them crashing the castle's party then guillotine the parents....fairygodmom however were transformed into cuckoo foreveeeeeeer.
Shrek 3= Shrek's bored being royals so he searched in all lands for random peasant boy to replace him. Prince charming who now had no legs after being split, charged the castle but failed since fiona's fart gag jokes kept distracting them to attack until shrek flattened them all. Finally, he annointed the boy, his heart changed into tyrant to kick fiona & her outta.
Shrek 4= Peacefull day for holy rumpletskinskin til Shrek & Fiona forced him to sign their contract that made him their servant. He now granted every magical contract to them in exchange of his life essence became their fruitpunch juices. Shrek & her then made machine to time travel with poor rumpletskinskin like dante inferno's tour guide....cause apperently, them ruling kingdom were so bad that the Lord God turned it into hellfire for satan's sanctuary. Both monsters repented & tried to convert into christianity....until they realized they're too fun to be saints so they burned churches & ate rumpletskinskin....like literally devouring him with each their snake's jaw.
Shrek 5 (if there is...whatever)= Shrek drunk puss in boot's beer & got astral project into another alternate universe where he's handsome, kind, & a saint. Fiona came to use 101 wwe wrestling cpr to wake him up in whatever acrobatic plublicity stunts of magic tricks she could pull out, which makes everyone donate her some charities to bet how many times it would take to wake up Shrek. Shrek anyway found his alternate reality to be repulsively "too perfect" so he demon possesed the good shrek to reign 100 milenials in the most abusive way by.....making everyone not work....then he ate one by one until he's the only one on that planet. This made him question why he existed & why God created him until he woken up by his wife them kissed her in the most passionately making everyone who saw them died (blank scene with horror sfx). Then, they went to a mountain to make an egg....turned out this was an ogre's cycle from first to four & now five film, the circle of life of "how your parents kick you out so you have fun with your wife on bullying the everyone until you got tired that you made babies so they suffered like you"....The End.
Holy shit, that'll be crazy.
This is why shrek lives alone
Karen: "my child is perfect".
The child:
I don't know I think his onscreen counter part was a total babe
Hello
Your younger voice sounds so weird to me even though I’ve been watching you for 5 years now I can’t believe how different you sound 😅
You don’t want this Shrek to do the roar….
Over 9000
Did he have laser vision?
I love the Shrek we have now but I also kind of like the original old video Shrek to lol
I gotta see this
No priest would officiate because God hated Shrek, so they used a crocodile.
Book Shrek is way more powerful than movie Shrek
I dont see a related video link on youtube shorts....
Shrek had superpowers in the original book? Why didn’t they keep that in the movie?
I remember this book
Related video link wheeeeere
It's underneath the title on the actual video itself
I have the actual book of this old version of Shrek
My grandma bought me the book because she thought it was a ripoff of the movie
What link???
I actually read the book 😮
Shrek 1999-200
I like this one better
The princess is not actually the princess the real princess is the dragon i think the witch cursed the real princess to turn into a dragon making the princess be replaced by the witch.
I have read the book
Well where is donkey
All Disney movies are someone else's creations.
Lmao 😂
😮
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