Thanks but I think she would notice they cactus. I will just have try coaxing the plants back to life or face wrath of something worse then this story. My very real mother.
I'm curious about what kind of bomb she used, more powerful than an antimatter bomb means that she would have been down to quark level or harvesting the Big Bang.
"Get off my lawn"
"Ma'am, you're currently living on the frontlines of a war zone"
"I said what I said"
Don't mess with old people who have nothing to lose. When someone has lived a good long life going out with a BANG is preferable to a silent end.
Somehow I knew this ending was coming, but couldn't put my finger on it until the last couple paragraphs. Nice, Grandma. Verrrry nice.
That’s one granny that won’t get run over by a reindeer.
after the explosion she made to get rid of the xeno king there ain't enough left to get run over... Granny done went out with a bang!
@@DeathclawJedi She went out on her own terms. I hope that is how I go when the time comes.
Never, never think you are smarter then Grandma, she's already been there and done that!!! And respect the flowers!
A great short story and very nice of the author to donate their share of the profits to charity .
Don't mess with the flowers
Great story with a fitting ending
This is gold...worth every seconds of my time.
Whoa! I knew she was a big deal right away but heck! And she proved it too!
Great story! Love the ending. It appears she died, but with her knowledge of weapon effects, she might have planned on and did survive! 🙂
I'd bet her beloved flowers did not though.
5:14 You have been judged and found lacking....😂.... someone is a fan of a knights tale.
Old age & treachery, always win despite youth, vitality, and technology
😂👏 the fatelectrician sent you
That's not the ending I expected. But this works better.😆
Oh, smack granny
Brilliant 🤣🤣🤣. Listened to it twice 👍🏾
I heard the same story, but with an old man
I just remembered I promised to water my mom's plants while she is away! (edit) I forgot to say how awesome this story is!
R.I.P. plants.😂
just put some cactus there instead 🙂👍
Thanks but I think she would notice they cactus. I will just have try coaxing the plants back to life or face wrath of something worse then this story. My very real mother.
@@Shyster099 😳 shesh, i shall wish you good luck with it and hopefully avoiding the wrath of mum 😁
I thought that she was going to shoot him, but this actually makes more sense. It also takes out all of the support craft and people staffing them.
I'm curious about what kind of bomb she used, more powerful than an antimatter bomb means that she would have been down to quark level or harvesting the Big Bang.
she gave jerry a screwdriver and said dont touch anything,then left
@@basztiancooper exactly!
What kept the first aliens from killing her? Anyway, loved the ending. Didn't see it coming.
Loving it!
I was wondering what the point of the story was. It didnt have a point. It had an explosion. Fun romp.
The point to me is don't fuck with experience. Respect your elders.
@@MotivatedReign I'll go with that. But only if the elder is wise and not just a old karen.
Nice one
YES!
Class, the moral of the story was? 😂
Nice
AWESOME 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉!!!(👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿👍🏿 THIS IS ONE OF THEE BEST SHORT STORY I HAVE EVER READ!!! GREAT JOB AUTHOR ❤❤
I like this story a lot lmao I didn’t expect to