Another great episode Mike! My updated rankings: 9. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4: The Next Generation 8. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: 3D 7. Leatherface 6. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 5. Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III 4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: (2022) 3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: (2003) 2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning 1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
1. Original 1974 (classic, scary, influential, iconic) 2. The Beginning (one of the best horror prequels, highly entertaining and fast-paced) 3. Remake 2003 (doesn't address the cannibalism, had some boring moments, but I'm past all that and enjoy how well made this is) 4. Leatherface 2017 (not one of the best prequels, but it had something different to offer, had some juicy gore, it feels right to be so weird in this franchise) 5. Texas Chainsaw 3D (hard to decide between this and the new direct sequel as both have a ton of flaws, but this wins for now cause of its entertaining value) 6. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 (unnecessary, and a 70+ year old woman surviving a chainsaw??, Leatherface unlike 3D is a unkillable killer which he is not, the kills and Massacre were enjoyable, but the best part was the post credit scene) 7. Part III (Viggo was the best part, I liked the tone and setting, but it doesn't do anything to stand out in a crowded franchise) 8. Part 2 (still fun, but goofy) 9. The Next Generation (🤮🤮)
Nice Ranking, Mine is 9. Next Generation 8. Texas Chainsaw 3 7. Texas Chainsaw 2022 (Decent enough and enjoyed it but I didn't really care for it) 6. Texas Chainsaw 3D 5. Leatherface 4. Texas Chainsaw: Beginning 3. Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2 2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974 1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003
My late grandmother and I talked about the characters in Texas chainsaw massacre and she would always get a laugh out of chop top’s Name and she would always ask “how many family members does leather face” and I’m not “to many”
I have a feeling people are going to look back on TCM’22 and realize how awesome it is. Once the discourse dies down and people go back in a few months to watch it again, they’ll realize how much love was put in to it. Hopefully we’ll have a sequel announcement by then 🤞🏼
Dude it’s fuckin awesome man. Leatherface was an absolute menace. Watched it twice alone and once with a group of friends and it just gets better for me everytime.
TCM 22 is the worst of this movie series all characters are unlikeable and stupid, Sally Hardesty is Laurie (Halloween 2018) ripoff, and also very stupid like she has Leatherface a fuckin gunpoint and doesnt shoot him like she waiyed fuckin 50 years to kill him!?, and when she tries shoot him, her shotgun blast fuckin hits his chainsaw and it still runs like it didnt get any damage at all, like is it some kind of super chainsaw what doesnt get any damage by fuckin shotgun blast😂 And also this movie makes Leatherface seem like Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees, what Leatherface is not! He is human with mind problems, he is not unstopbable killing machine like Michael or Jason!
Don't have a definitive ranking for TCM but I will admit I have a special love for the 2003 remake. I watched it when it came out when I was 6 or 7 and it scared the fuck out of me but it's one of the first horror films I really remember and it's one of the main reasons I love horror so much.
I’m so glad you’ve rathed the new movie so high because let me tell you, after seeing the trailer I was prepared for it to be total and complete garbage. I pressed play and was ready to dunk on it. Started off a bit dodgy but as soon as that van crashed in the field the movie didn’t let up and I loved every damn ridiculous second of it! Very, very impressed and I’m struggling to understand the heavy criticism of it. Don’t get it at all.
You don't understand the love or Influence of the OG, Leatherface is not Michael Myers, so why wouldn't he die, and for a 80 year old maniac he is so strong and runs like wtf, and a 70 year old woman gets butchered with a chainsaw and still lives for a few minutes, so stop ignoring the big flaws, bigger than 3D had
Great Texas Chainsaw Massacre Franchise Ranking Mike. I Think Heard They Are Making A Sequel To The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) Hope You Have A Wonderful Friday Mike.
I’m so glad you made the Mick Foley connection with “Generation”. I totally thought that when I first saw it as a kid. “Oh my god! He looks like Mankind!”😆 The people hating the “wokeness” of the new one, obviously haven’t made the comparison with the original. Did they not listen to the news broadcasts in the opening or know about Tobe Hooper’s allegory with the Vietnam War? Oh well.
Idk how I just found your channel but I’ll be back for sure. Here’s my ranking. The bad: 9- TCM The Next Generation 8- Leatherface: The TCM III 7- Leatherface 6- TC 3D The good: 5- TCM 2 4- TCM: The Beginning 3- TCM (2022) The great 2- TCM (2003) 1- TCM (1974)
I've never watched any of the chainsaw massacrers, only watched the first Halloween and plan to finish all of them, and I still watch every video to have a laugh, love the videos great stuff
Very solid ranking thats cool that you enjoy Next Gen so much. My favorite is still the 2003 remake and second is the original third for me is TCM 2 I enjoy that dark comedy!
What's your opinion on if Rob Zombie directed a TCM sequel? Marcus Nispel is great and I feel that its up Zombies alley for that style of horror slasher
I watched texas chainsaw the beginning when I was 6 and that scene when the sheriff tortures that guy with the plastic bag on his head always freaks me out
All the best of the series for me, the rest aren't worth mentioning... 4. TCM 2022 (yeah, it was entertaining enough) 3. TCM: The Beginning 2. TCM 2003 1. TCM 1974
Mike! Mrs. Carmody from The Mist was played by Marcia Gay Harden. Lili Taylor was the actress that played "Verna" in Leatherface. She was the Mother James Wan's The Conjuring.
Yes. She also plays in the show from Netflix called Hemlock Grove. She's great in that too. She plays the mother of the kid who is the werewolf. Only 3 seasons but a good show.
Oh spicy ranking! Love it! Mine would be: Excellent Tier: 1. TCM (2003) - Love everything about this movie; the characters (both victims and crazy family), the setting, the cinematography, Leatherface, the kills, the gore, Jessica Biel as the Final Girl. One of the best horror movies of the 2000s 2. TCM: The Beginning (2006) - Pretty much same as above, the victim characters were stronger in this movie, loved how they amped up the gore, liked the dinner scene near the end. I loved how the "final girl" in this movie was unknown to the killers but she put herself in harms way to try save her friends. Didn't end well for her but A for effort! 3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) - I do love this movie and I agree with everyone else in the horror fandom, this is a classic and iconic. I just grew up watching the Platinum Dunes TCM movies so to me they are my OGs. That being said I loved dissecting the original TCM in my cinema studies class. I just don't re-watch this movie often. Good Tier: 4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) - I was pleasantly surprised by this movie, I was expecting trash but it was good... I probably need to watch it a few more times, but it's in my 4th place for now. Don't Like Tier: 5. Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) - Once I got passed the timeline pothole i did find this movie entertaining upon re-watch. However, as this movie was made in the 2010s, there was no real excuse for the sloppy writing. Like you what annoys me the most is making Leatherface an Anti-hero, like if the law enforcement family in this town hate the Sawyers because they are cannibalistic serial killers then I'm kind of on their side haha! 6. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1986) - I want to like this movie but I'm not a fan of turning this franchise to a straight up dark comedy. The tonal shift is way too much. They do however do a great job with the comedy. It's just not my thing. 7. Leatherface (2017) - Talk about a misfire! A part of me liked that they tried something new, but this wasn't it. The twist was so obvious. To me this is the definition of hollywood handing over a generic horror movie spec script and telling the director to shoe-horn in TCM into the plot. This movie was just gross and not that enjoyable. Garbage Tier: 8. Leatherface TCM 3 (1990) - So boring. I've watched this 3 times and I still can't remember a god damn thing about this movie. 9. TCM: The Next Generation (1995) - Wow how does this movie exist!? It's a fun novelty that this movie has Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey but other than that this movie is a rollercoaster of bad story decisions, bad acting, boring at times, bat shit crazy at other times and all while looking like the cheapest movie ever made. I love watching classic horror movie franchises from start to finish, but i just can't with this franchise - way too hit & miss for me!
True, bad ranking: This is the only true and definitive one (haven't seen 3 because it's not available in Germany) 8: Next Gen 7: TCM 2 6: TC3D 5: 2022 4: Beginning 3: Leatherface 2: Michael Bay 1: 1974
Texas Chainsaw 3D is so cringe! The girl who isn't from Texas shouting "Welcome to Texas!" The Hitched being allowed to be left alone in the mansion while the owner goes shopping. Leatherface kills her friends and she teams up with Leatherface! "Do your thing Cuz!!!!" So bad!!!
great video mike. im gonna need you to stop being so funny please. my ranking goes: 1.) Remake 2.) the original 3.) the beginning 4.) TCM 2022 5.) TCM 2 6.) Leatherface 7.) The Next Generation 8.) TCM 3 9.) TCM 3D
Mike to you AND Leather Face i say Great Job with All the Reviews you to did....now if Jay and Loomis could do some keep of Five Favorite Halloween Movies Review that would be cool too. and i still like TCM 1974 and TCM 1986 the best with the 2003 Remake them pre-quill ;)
For me? Best to worst? 9. Leatherface (2017) 8. Texas Chainsaw 3D 7. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation 6. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) 5. Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III 4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) 3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning 2. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) 1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
Mike if you really want to cover all the texas chainsaw massacre stuff you should do a comicbook review of the 2003 sequel series which was a 6 part comic book it deals with the F.B.I going to the town and looking for leatherface you can find the comics for free online
Good ranking Mike mine would be 1. The Texas chainsaw massacre 2.The Texas chainsaw massacre remake 3. Texas chainsaw massacre 4. The Texas chainsaw massacre the beginning 5. The Texas chainsaw massacre 2 6. Leatherface: Texas chainsaw massacre 3 7. Texas chainsaw: the next generation 8. Leatherface 9. Texas chainsaw 3D - Matthew McConaughey carried The next generation
Hey Mike, Great job, as usual!! Just keeping this short...TCM The Next Generation is the Absolute worst in this franchise... Actually one of the Worst films EVER made!!
My list, just from the ones I’ve actually viewed. 1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre ‘74. 2. 2003 remake. (Super close to being tied w/ number one, not gonna lie). 3. 2022 requel. 4. 2006. 5. Texas Chainsaw 2. 6. 3D. I’ll get around to the Next Generation & the others eventually. Definitely going to skip Leatherface, tho, bc there’s nothing that I’ve seen from it that seems like it’s worth even considering. Halloween & Scream are still my favorite slasher franchises - with Halloween having my overall fav slasher icon & two films (‘78 & H4) & Scream being the most consistent slasher franchise as a whole. I appreciate the continuity of Scream, and I also think that Sidney Prescott is a better final girl than Laurie Strode.
I fucking loved 2022. I had so much fun & I cannot wait to rewatch it. Also, eyebrows girl in it - melody- is hot. Idc & I also didn’t mind her character bc she expressed remorse, knew she fucked up, displayed some grit at the end & fought back/ had more nuance to it than ppl think. I said it & I stand by this conviction, lol. David Blue Garcia is a pretty good horror director who maintained the classic slasher tropes we love but also has some rlly surprising and unique elements - he needs to do a sequel to it
Saw the original when I was a kid and its scared the shit out of me. Didn't watch anymore till I was older. Honestly not a huge fan of this franchise but I have the same 1 through 4 that you have. I can't really rank the rest of the shit movies.
Great ranking Mike. My ranking from my favorite to my least favorite Is 1. The Texas Chain saw Massacre ( 1974 ) ( Classic ) 2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ( 2003 remake ) ( Amazing film ) 3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning ( Good film ) 4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 ( Solid Dark comedy/ slasher film ) 5. Leatherface ( Solid film ) 6. Texas Chainsaw 3D ( Terrible film with awful dialogue and so many plot holes but It's kind of fun and enjoyable to watch ) 7. Texas Chainsaw Massacre ( 2022 ) ( Poorly written and extremely messy film with awful characters but It has awesome kills and great gore ) 8. Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 ( Boring and probably the most forgettable film In the franchise ) 9. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation ( Awful film and Imo the worst sequel out of any of the big horror franchises )
I so agree with you about the next generation. It’s a piece of shit movie but I enjoy it. Way more enjoyable to me than number 2. That movie gives me a MAJOR fucking headache.
I’m no fan of the franchise but the original is one of the scariest movies I remember from my childhood. The rest of them to me not worth watching on network television and 22 has so many holes in it I’m not even going to get started
1. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974) 2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) 3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003) 4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 5. Leatherface (2017) (I actually really enjoyed this one and how different it was from the rest especially the acting and the cinematography) 6. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (Ngl, I almost prefer this movie over the remake til the ending which didn’t make any sense at all) 7. Texas Chainsaw Saw Massacre: The Next Generation (I know I’m in the minority but I’ll be lying if I said I didn’t have a fun time watching this messy but campy movie) 8. Texas Chainsaw 3D (“Do your thing, cuz!”) 9. Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 (Very boring film and pretty forgettable. Ken Foree was the only redeeming part of the film)
My top 5 of the franchise in no particular order The original 1986 sequel 3 Remake The beginning The worst from somewhat enjoyable to garbage is 2022 reboot 3D Next Generation Leatherface prequel.
@@GarganoA Ha, yah I figured that. I have a soft spot for Next Gen. It's the 1st out of the series that I saw when I was way to young. I have a soft spot for Matthew M. because Dazed is my favorite movie and he's the best part of Next Gen. There's alot off goofs like when the chainsaw blade popped off when sawing through the door. They were like fuck it keep going. It was still off when he chased the bitch up onto the roof. It's the only film out of the origional series that that shows a set of tits. Next Gen is just a good time for me haha
@@PookaLuka Hey man, I feel ya. I have a lot of fun with that one too. Technically it does have its problems but I actually feel like I'm in Texas when I watch it, like the original. I still like parts 2 and 3 more because they're more capably handled but I'll actually take Next Gen over the remake.
@@GarganoA Part 2 has one of the best scenes in the whole franchise; the radio scene and 3 has one of the best looking leatherfaces in the franchise. I just wish as a whole we had a more soild story.
My list would be exactly the same but swap the beginning and 2022, I give the beginning the edge solely for having more interesting characters/dynamics and writing. Not mad at anybody who takes 2022, I don’t get the hate, it’s bout to be the 80s again, that’s dope ‼️
The first is the only good film in the franchise, even though I have a weak spot for some of the sequels. By the way, Lili Taylor was in The Haunting and The Conjuring; Marcia Gay Harden was in The Mist.
id love for them to bring Jessica biel back cause shes one of my favorite final girls😁 sometimes i think i might like the remake more than original but they're both amazing 🥰
Leatherface is one of my least favorites as well. Also...its the mom from the Conjuring...LOL That probably makes you hate it even more because its not Marcia Gay Harden. Honestly I can give or take most of these, but here is my ranking just the same. 9. TCM 2 (I have no desire to watching this one again ever) 8. Leatherface (Bored...to....death) 7. Next Generation (Batshit Matthew makes it fun for me) 6. 3D (if I ignore the stupid, the carnage is at least decent.) 5. The original (I know, I know, but I go with rewatchability more than anything and I just don't like watching this one that much) 4. Part 3 (This one kept me completely engaged) 3. TCM 2022 (A good time, way better than I expected) 2. The Beginning (Immediately went out and bought it after I saw it) 1. 2003 Remake (One of the scariest experiences I've had in theaters) Also...I can't imagine what it would be like to be in your brain for 5 minutes, haha. Thanks for making me laugh at work.
TCM 1974 TCM 2003 TCM The Beginning TCM 2 TCM 2022 TCM 3 Texas Chainsaw 3D Leatherface TCM The Next Generation That's where this movies stands with me, 2022 is definitely the year of violence for classic slashers
Part II is the worst to me. It's loud, unfunny, annoying. Chop Top screaming the same unfunny line over and over. It's not even dark humour. It's crude slapstick wacky 'humour' with gore added.
The Next Generation has got to be the worst, it's got the least intimidating Leatherface and the film literally is out of focus half the time, that's not good directing at all, it has a few good things though like McConaughey's performance
It’s annoying cause had they just picked a different cast specifically a different final girl then 2022 could of been one of the best of the franchise. I also don’t like the false advertising about Sally’s return for her to be in a total of 3 scenes
Which tcm has the ridiculously cheesy delivery of a line when the final girl tries to attack leatherface and as she does is saying "this is for ____and this is for______"????
*Sally:YOU TOOK EVERYTHING FROM ME!!!*
*Leatherface- I DONT EVEN KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!*
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Another great episode Mike! My updated rankings:
9. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 4: The Next Generation
8. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: 3D
7. Leatherface
6. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
5. Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: (2022)
3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: (2003)
2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
9: TCM 4
8: TCM 2
7: TCM 3D
6: TCM 2022
5: Leatherface 1990
4: Beginning
3: Leatherface
2: Michael Bay
1: Original
No shit! We almost have the same list!
1. 1974
2. 2006
3. 2003
4. 1990
5. 2022
6. 1995
7. 1986
Still yet to see the others!
@@angelotrinidad6888 great minds think alike! :-)
1. Original 1974 (classic, scary, influential, iconic)
2. The Beginning (one of the best horror prequels, highly entertaining and fast-paced)
3. Remake 2003 (doesn't address the cannibalism, had some boring moments, but I'm past all that and enjoy how well made this is)
4. Leatherface 2017 (not one of the best prequels, but it had something different to offer, had some juicy gore, it feels right to be so weird in this franchise)
5. Texas Chainsaw 3D (hard to decide between this and the new direct sequel as both have a ton of flaws, but this wins for now cause of its entertaining value)
6. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022 (unnecessary, and a 70+ year old woman surviving a chainsaw??, Leatherface unlike 3D is a unkillable killer which he is not, the kills and Massacre were enjoyable, but the best part was the post credit scene)
7. Part III (Viggo was the best part, I liked the tone and setting, but it doesn't do anything to stand out in a crowded franchise)
8. Part 2 (still fun, but goofy)
9. The Next Generation (🤮🤮)
Nice Ranking, Mine is
9. Next Generation
8. Texas Chainsaw 3
7. Texas Chainsaw 2022 (Decent enough and enjoyed it but I didn't really care for it)
6. Texas Chainsaw 3D
5. Leatherface
4. Texas Chainsaw: Beginning
3. Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2
2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 1974
1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2003
My late grandmother and I talked about the characters in Texas chainsaw massacre and she would always get a laugh out of chop top’s
Name and she would always ask “how many family members does leather face” and I’m not “to many”
The funniest part of Texas chainsaw 3D was when the grandpa got killed by a bullet at the beginning he only had like 2 and a half seconds on screen
Mike, Do Your Thing Cuz! Great video and thank you for all your TCM reviews.
I have a feeling people are going to look back on TCM’22 and realize how awesome it is. Once the discourse dies down and people go back in a few months to watch it again, they’ll realize how much love was put in to it. Hopefully we’ll have a sequel announcement by then 🤞🏼
Dude it’s fuckin awesome man. Leatherface was an absolute menace. Watched it twice alone and once with a group of friends and it just gets better for me everytime.
im surprised at the amount of people calling the ending garbage or funny bc it was disturbing and a really good end for tcm
TCM 22 is the worst of this movie series all characters are unlikeable and stupid, Sally Hardesty is Laurie (Halloween 2018) ripoff, and also very stupid like she has Leatherface a fuckin gunpoint and doesnt shoot him like she waiyed fuckin 50 years to kill him!?, and when she tries shoot him, her shotgun blast fuckin hits his chainsaw and it still runs like it didnt get any damage at all, like is it some kind of super chainsaw what doesnt get any damage by fuckin shotgun blast😂 And also this movie makes Leatherface seem like Michael Myers or Jason Voorhees, what Leatherface is not! He is human with mind problems, he is not unstopbable killing machine like Michael or Jason!
This comment did not age well
@@texastootin1628as if 1 year was a long gap lol
Don't have a definitive ranking for TCM but I will admit I have a special love for the 2003 remake. I watched it when it came out when I was 6 or 7 and it scared the fuck out of me but it's one of the first horror films I really remember and it's one of the main reasons I love horror so much.
Same here. I really think the remake and the next one after was the peak of the series. Gritty as hell and scary.
I’m so glad you’ve rathed the new movie so high because let me tell you, after seeing the trailer I was prepared for it to be total and complete garbage. I pressed play and was ready to dunk on it. Started off a bit dodgy but as soon as that van crashed in the field the movie didn’t let up and I loved every damn ridiculous second of it! Very, very impressed and I’m struggling to understand the heavy criticism of it. Don’t get it at all.
You don't understand the love or Influence of the OG, Leatherface is not Michael Myers, so why wouldn't he die, and for a 80 year old maniac he is so strong and runs like wtf, and a 70 year old woman gets butchered with a chainsaw and still lives for a few minutes, so stop ignoring the big flaws, bigger than 3D had
@@ashwilliams7302 keep crying
Great Texas Chainsaw Massacre Franchise Ranking Mike. I Think Heard They Are Making A Sequel To The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) Hope You Have A Wonderful Friday Mike.
Solid ranking but love the A Perfect World shout out. 🤣
Great video Mike buddy!! enjoyed your ranking of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre Franchise!! have a great weekend buddy!!
I’m so glad you made the Mick Foley connection with “Generation”. I totally thought that when I first saw it as a kid. “Oh my god! He looks like Mankind!”😆
The people hating the “wokeness” of the new one, obviously haven’t made the comparison with the original. Did they not listen to the news broadcasts in the opening or know about Tobe Hooper’s allegory with the Vietnam War?
Oh well.
Idk how I just found your channel but I’ll be back for sure. Here’s my ranking.
The bad:
9- TCM The Next Generation
8- Leatherface: The TCM III
7- Leatherface
6- TC 3D
The good:
5- TCM 2
4- TCM: The Beginning
3- TCM (2022)
The great
2- TCM (2003)
1- TCM (1974)
I've never watched any of the chainsaw massacrers, only watched the first Halloween and plan to finish all of them, and I still watch every video to have a laugh, love the videos great stuff
Very solid ranking thats cool that you enjoy Next Gen so much. My favorite is still the 2003 remake and second is the original third for me is TCM 2 I enjoy that dark comedy!
What's your opinion on if Rob Zombie directed a TCM sequel? Marcus Nispel is great and I feel that its up Zombies alley for that style of horror slasher
@@theshape3988 I agree Rob Zombie is a TCM style director. I feel it's almost to safe to pick him though. Plus House of 1000 corpses is like his TCM
9. Next Generation
8.Texas Chainsaw 3D
7.Leatherface
6.TCM 3
5.TCM (2022)
4.TCM 2
3.TCM The Beginning
2. TCM (1974)
1. TCM Remake
11:00 perfect analogy
I watched texas chainsaw the beginning when I was 6 and that scene when the sheriff tortures that guy with the plastic bag on his head always freaks me out
All the best of the series for me, the rest aren't worth mentioning...
4. TCM 2022 (yeah, it was entertaining enough)
3. TCM: The Beginning
2. TCM 2003
1. TCM 1974
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Mike! Mrs. Carmody from The Mist was played by Marcia Gay Harden. Lili Taylor was the actress that played "Verna" in Leatherface. She was the Mother James Wan's The Conjuring.
Yes. She also plays in the show from Netflix called Hemlock Grove. She's great in that too. She plays the mother of the kid who is the werewolf. Only 3 seasons but a good show.
By the way, great list and great video! Keep up the great work guys
I remember LT as Nell from The Haunting remake.
Ohhhh fuck me lol I thought they were the same person!
Great ranking!
Favorite TCM franchise character- jessica biels bum. 👍
that metal door nd the red room always scared the shit outta me when i was a kid ..nd that dam camera sound effect
1. TX Chainsaw Massacre 2003
2. TX Chainsaw Massacre 1974
3. TX Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning 2006
4. TX Chainsaw Massacre 2022
5. TX Chainsaw Massacre 3D
mike😍❤️thank you again for amazing video😄🙌
Agreed. Chop Top was indeed a weapons grade bellend.
“Do ya thing cuz” sends me everytime like who wrote that script LMFAOO
Bro have you ever seen SHOCKER I would love to see you do a review for SHOCKER or NIGHTBREED love you and j this channel is the bomb
2017 was one of the worst twists of all time
Oh spicy ranking! Love it!
Mine would be:
Excellent Tier:
1. TCM (2003) - Love everything about this movie; the characters (both victims and crazy family), the setting, the cinematography, Leatherface, the kills, the gore, Jessica Biel as the Final Girl. One of the best horror movies of the 2000s
2. TCM: The Beginning (2006) - Pretty much same as above, the victim characters were stronger in this movie, loved how they amped up the gore, liked the dinner scene near the end. I loved how the "final girl" in this movie was unknown to the killers but she put herself in harms way to try save her friends. Didn't end well for her but A for effort!
3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974) - I do love this movie and I agree with everyone else in the horror fandom, this is a classic and iconic. I just grew up watching the Platinum Dunes TCM movies so to me they are my OGs. That being said I loved dissecting the original TCM in my cinema studies class. I just don't re-watch this movie often.
Good Tier:
4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022) - I was pleasantly surprised by this movie, I was expecting trash but it was good... I probably need to watch it a few more times, but it's in my 4th place for now.
Don't Like Tier:
5. Texas Chainsaw 3D (2013) - Once I got passed the timeline pothole i did find this movie entertaining upon re-watch. However, as this movie was made in the 2010s, there was no real excuse for the sloppy writing. Like you what annoys me the most is making Leatherface an Anti-hero, like if the law enforcement family in this town hate the Sawyers because they are cannibalistic serial killers then I'm kind of on their side haha!
6. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1986) - I want to like this movie but I'm not a fan of turning this franchise to a straight up dark comedy. The tonal shift is way too much. They do however do a great job with the comedy. It's just not my thing.
7. Leatherface (2017) - Talk about a misfire! A part of me liked that they tried something new, but this wasn't it. The twist was so obvious. To me this is the definition of hollywood handing over a generic horror movie spec script and telling the director to shoe-horn in TCM into the plot. This movie was just gross and not that enjoyable.
Garbage Tier:
8. Leatherface TCM 3 (1990) - So boring. I've watched this 3 times and I still can't remember a god damn thing about this movie.
9. TCM: The Next Generation (1995) - Wow how does this movie exist!? It's a fun novelty that this movie has Renee Zellweger and Matthew McConaughey but other than that this movie is a rollercoaster of bad story decisions, bad acting, boring at times, bat shit crazy at other times and all while looking like the cheapest movie ever made.
I love watching classic horror movie franchises from start to finish, but i just can't with this franchise - way too hit & miss for me!
I think I have the same grandpa sweater, Mike. A Target exclusive.
I have a pretty controversial ranking, myself: 1. TCM (03), 2. TCM (2022), 3. TCM2, 4. TCM (74), 5. The Beginning, 6. Next Generation, 7. 3D, 8. Leatherface, 9. TCM3
Actually your list I agree with more than alot of lists. Great job
2022 rocked! I need to rewatch it. It’s a fun slasher, but it’s also got more depth to it than ppl realize
True, bad ranking:
This is the only true and definitive one (haven't seen 3 because it's not available in Germany)
8: Next Gen
7: TCM 2
6: TC3D
5: 2022
4: Beginning
3: Leatherface
2: Michael Bay
1: 1974
Nice ranking mine is
1. Remake
2. Original
3. Tcm 22
4. 3D
5. The beginning
6. Tcm 2
7. The next generation
8. Leatherface
9. Tcm3
Mine.
9. The Next Generation
8. Leatherface 2017
7. 3D
6. The Beginning
5. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2022
4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3
3. Remake
2. Part 2
1. 1974
It's funny, this is my exact ranking and I felt like not a lot of people agreed with me! I agree with everything you said man!
Legend.
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Texas Chainsaw 3D is so cringe!
The girl who isn't from Texas shouting "Welcome to Texas!"
The Hitched being allowed to be left alone in the mansion while the owner goes shopping.
Leatherface kills her friends and she teams up with Leatherface!
"Do your thing Cuz!!!!"
So bad!!!
Finally a ranking that doesn’t put Next Gen dead last! One of my favorites of the franchise and I think supremely underrated.
Not even of the 2000s most could argue it’s the best horror remake of all time tcm 2003
"It's like someone made a Broken Arrow movie with 12 dollars" i love it lmao
great video mike. im gonna need you to stop being so funny please.
my ranking goes:
1.) Remake
2.) the original
3.) the beginning
4.) TCM 2022
5.) TCM 2
6.) Leatherface
7.) The Next Generation
8.) TCM 3
9.) TCM 3D
Best to worst:
1) TCM74
2.) TCM2
3.) TCM2022
4.) TCM3D
5.) The Beginning
6.) TCM 2003 Remake
7.) Leatherface
8.) TCM3
9.) TCM4
Whats harder to decide on what's ranked last??
TCM 3D and Leatherface or H Resurrection and RZH2
It is a constant battle for Resurrection and RZH2 😂
@@dpooly614 the Civil War continues🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
3. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
4. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
5. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
6. Leatherface
7. Texas Chainsaw 3D
8. Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3
9. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
I totally agree with you !!
The original and the 2003 remake prolly have to be my favorites
The scene were they got the camera zoomed on Jessica Biel butt is a throwback to the original
1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
2. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (original)
3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part 2
5. Leatherface
6. Leatherface: Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
7. Texas Chainsaw 3D
8. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
9. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
Mike to you AND Leather Face i say Great Job with All the Reviews you to did....now if Jay and Loomis could do some keep of Five Favorite Halloween Movies Review that would be cool too. and i still like TCM 1974 and TCM 1986 the best with the 2003 Remake them pre-quill ;)
For me? Best to worst?
9. Leatherface (2017)
8. Texas Chainsaw 3D
7. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
6. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
5. Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
2. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
1) The Texas Chain Saw Massacre
2) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre
3) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning
4) The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
5) Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre III
6) Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation
7) Texas Chainsaw
8) Leatherface
9) Texas Chainsaw Massacre
Is there is a fan video of Michael Myers versus mick foley And it's Great you guys should check it out
Mike if you really want to cover all the texas chainsaw massacre stuff you should do a comicbook review of the 2003 sequel series which was a 6 part comic book it deals with the F.B.I going to the town and looking for leatherface you can find the comics for free online
My list goes
1.TCM 2 (86)
2. OG (74)
3.Leatherface 3
4.TCM (22)
5.TCM (03)
6.TCM (06)
7.Leatherface (19)
8.Next Generation
9. TCM 3D (13)
You have terrible taste
Good ranking Mike mine would be
1. The Texas chainsaw massacre
2.The Texas chainsaw massacre remake
3. Texas chainsaw massacre
4. The Texas chainsaw massacre the beginning
5. The Texas chainsaw massacre 2
6. Leatherface: Texas chainsaw massacre 3
7. Texas chainsaw: the next generation
8. Leatherface
9. Texas chainsaw 3D
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Matthew McConaughey carried The next generation
Hey Mike,
Great job, as usual!! Just keeping this short...TCM The Next Generation is the Absolute worst in this franchise... Actually one of the Worst films EVER made!!
My list, just from the ones I’ve actually viewed.
1. Texas Chainsaw Massacre ‘74.
2. 2003 remake. (Super close to being tied w/ number one, not gonna lie).
3. 2022 requel.
4. 2006.
5. Texas Chainsaw 2.
6. 3D.
I’ll get around to the Next Generation & the others eventually. Definitely going to skip Leatherface, tho, bc there’s nothing that I’ve seen from it that seems like it’s worth even considering. Halloween & Scream are still my favorite slasher franchises - with Halloween having my overall fav slasher icon & two films (‘78 & H4) & Scream being the most consistent slasher franchise as a whole. I appreciate the continuity of Scream, and I also think that Sidney Prescott is a better final girl than Laurie Strode.
I fucking loved 2022. I had so much fun & I cannot wait to rewatch it. Also, eyebrows girl in it - melody- is hot. Idc & I also didn’t mind her character bc she expressed remorse, knew she fucked up, displayed some grit at the end & fought back/ had more nuance to it than ppl think. I said it & I stand by this conviction, lol. David Blue Garcia is a pretty good horror director who maintained the classic slasher tropes we love but also has some rlly surprising and unique elements - he needs to do a sequel to it
Saw the original when I was a kid and its scared the shit out of me. Didn't watch anymore till I was older. Honestly not a huge fan of this franchise but I have the same 1 through 4 that you have. I can't really rank the rest of the shit movies.
Leatherface>>TCM2022
Tcm 74
Tcm 22
Tcm the beginning
Tcm 03
Tcm 2
3
3d
The next generation
Leatherface
Awesome fucking list. Finally someone not shitting on the 2022 one. It happens to be my fav in the franchise followed by the original.
You’ve mistaken the mom from Leatherface actress Lily Taylor for The Mist actress Marcia Gay Harden
Great ranking Mike. My ranking from my favorite to my least favorite Is
1. The Texas Chain saw Massacre ( 1974 ) ( Classic )
2. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ( 2003 remake ) ( Amazing film )
3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning ( Good film )
4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 ( Solid Dark comedy/ slasher film )
5. Leatherface ( Solid film )
6. Texas Chainsaw 3D ( Terrible film with awful dialogue and so many plot holes but It's kind of fun and enjoyable to watch )
7. Texas Chainsaw Massacre ( 2022 ) ( Poorly written and extremely messy film with awful characters but It has awesome kills and great gore )
8. Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 ( Boring and probably the most forgettable film In the franchise )
9. Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation ( Awful film and Imo the worst sequel out of any of the big horror franchises )
My favorites movies of TCM are: 2003 and 2006 ❤
I so agree with you about the next generation. It’s a piece of shit movie but I enjoy it. Way more enjoyable to me than number 2. That movie gives me a MAJOR fucking headache.
the list was pretty good. keep doing your thing cuz lol
Soiled list
1 Texas chainsaw massacre 2003
2 Texas chainsaw massacre the beginning
3 Texas chainsaw massacre part 2
4 Texas chainsaw massacre 1974
5 Texas chainsaw massacre 3D
6 Texas chainsaw massacre 2022
7 leatherface 2017
8 leatherface Texas chainsaw massacre 3
9 Texas chainsaw massacre the next generation
I’m no fan of the franchise but the original is one of the scariest movies I remember from my childhood. The rest of them to me not worth watching on network television and 22 has so many holes in it I’m not even going to get started
1. The Texas Chain Saw Massacre (1974)
2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2022)
3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre (2003)
4. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
5. Leatherface (2017) (I actually really enjoyed this one and how different it was from the rest especially the acting and the cinematography)
6. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Beginning (Ngl, I almost prefer this movie over the remake til the ending which didn’t make any sense at all)
7. Texas Chainsaw Saw Massacre: The Next Generation (I know I’m in the minority but I’ll be lying if I said I didn’t have a fun time watching this messy but campy movie)
8. Texas Chainsaw 3D (“Do your thing, cuz!”)
9. Leatherface: The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 3 (Very boring film and pretty forgettable. Ken Foree was the only redeeming part of the film)
My top 5 of the franchise in no particular order
The original
1986 sequel
3
Remake
The beginning
The worst from somewhat enjoyable to garbage is
2022 reboot
3D
Next Generation
Leatherface prequel.
9. Leatherface
8. T3D
7. The Beginning
6. LEATHERFACE3
5. Part. 2
4. '03
3. '22
2. Next Gen.
1. OG
Wow, Next Gen is your second fave? I thought I was the odd man out by having it as my number 4 lol
@@GarganoA Ha, yah I figured that. I have a soft spot for Next Gen. It's the 1st out of the series that I saw when I was way to young. I have a soft spot for Matthew M. because Dazed is my favorite movie and he's the best part of Next Gen. There's alot off goofs like when the chainsaw blade popped off when sawing through the door. They were like fuck it keep going. It was still off when he chased the bitch up onto the roof. It's the only film out of the origional series that that shows a set of tits. Next Gen is just a good time for me haha
@@GarganoA I wish someone would take the best elements from parts 2 3 and 4 and make a new sequel for the original.
@@PookaLuka Hey man, I feel ya. I have a lot of fun with that one too. Technically it does have its problems but I actually feel like I'm in Texas when I watch it, like the original. I still like parts 2 and 3 more because they're more capably handled but I'll actually take Next Gen over the remake.
@@GarganoA Part 2 has one of the best scenes in the whole franchise; the radio scene and 3 has one of the best looking leatherfaces in the franchise. I just wish as a whole we had a more soild story.
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My list is very similar. I got the 03 remake at 1 though. Completely agree with 3D. Can't stand it
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My list would be exactly the same but swap the beginning and 2022, I give the beginning the edge solely for having more interesting characters/dynamics and writing. Not mad at anybody who takes 2022, I don’t get the hate, it’s bout to be the 80s again, that’s dope ‼️
The first is the only good film in the franchise, even though I have a weak spot for some of the sequels. By the way, Lili Taylor was in The Haunting and The Conjuring; Marcia Gay Harden was in The Mist.
This is not a fact but your opinion
Next Gen is amazing!!!
The 3d mask looks like a hornet nest
I feel like they make leatherface to smart in the new movie to be honest. He gave me Jason vibes
My ranking worst to best:
#9 Texas Chainsaw 3d (no shit)
#8 Leatherface
#7 Texas Chainsaw 2022
#6 The Beginning
#5 Texas Chainsaw 3
#4 Texas Chainsaw Next Generation
#3 Texas Chainsaw Remake
#2 Texas Chainsaw Original
#1 Texas Chainsaw 2 (OBV)
id love for them to bring Jessica biel back cause shes one of my favorite final girls😁 sometimes i think i might like the remake more than original but they're both amazing 🥰
Leatherface is one of my least favorites as well. Also...its the mom from the Conjuring...LOL That probably makes you hate it even more because its not Marcia Gay Harden.
Honestly I can give or take most of these, but here is my ranking just the same.
9. TCM 2 (I have no desire to watching this one again ever)
8. Leatherface (Bored...to....death)
7. Next Generation (Batshit Matthew makes it fun for me)
6. 3D (if I ignore the stupid, the carnage is at least decent.)
5. The original (I know, I know, but I go with rewatchability more than anything and I just don't like watching this one that much)
4. Part 3 (This one kept me completely engaged)
3. TCM 2022 (A good time, way better than I expected)
2. The Beginning (Immediately went out and bought it after I saw it)
1. 2003 Remake (One of the scariest experiences I've had in theaters)
Also...I can't imagine what it would be like to be in your brain for 5 minutes, haha. Thanks for making me laugh at work.
Mike you need your own channel on Netflix, you are such an amazing entertainer love ya (✯ᴗ✯)
TCM 1974
TCM 2003
TCM The Beginning
TCM 2
TCM 2022
TCM 3
Texas Chainsaw 3D
Leatherface
TCM The Next Generation
That's where this movies stands with me, 2022 is definitely the year of violence for classic slashers
Finally a list that I agree with. Your list is almost identical with mine. My only difference is switch tje Chainsaw 2003 with Chainsaw 3D
I too hated Leatherface 🙃 And Texas Chainsaw 3D. So I agree with thou!
1. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ( 1974 )
2. Texas Chainsaw Massacre ( 2022 )
3. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre ( 2003 remake )
The rest are 🤷♂
This is definitely true to be honest lol
Part II is the worst to me. It's loud, unfunny, annoying. Chop Top screaming the same unfunny line over and over. It's not even dark humour. It's crude slapstick wacky 'humour' with gore added.
So hilarious 😂😂
Mistaking Lili Taylor for Marcia Gay Harden 😆 yeah never thought about it but yeah they do look similar lol
Yeah that one fucked me up man lol
The Next Generation has got to be the worst, it's got the least intimidating Leatherface and the film literally is out of focus half the time, that's not good directing at all, it has a few good things though like McConaughey's performance
Not a big fan of part 2, chop top annoying. Doesn’t work for me as a follow up to ‘74
My favorites (1) tcm 1974 in (2) tcm ( remake 2003
It’s annoying cause had they just picked a different cast specifically a different final girl then 2022 could of been one of the best of the franchise. I also don’t like the false advertising about Sally’s return for her to be in a total of 3 scenes
You make a great point they had the horror aspects down just fumbled some of the shoehorned stuff
Which tcm has the ridiculously cheesy delivery of a line when the final girl tries to attack leatherface and as she does is saying "this is for ____and this is for______"????
I can't remember tbh they are all running together like spaghetti now haha
@@WeWatchedAMovie haha same
I feel like it's either '03 or '06
I personally think the best is the 2003 remake.
It's a great one!
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Mathew McConaughey is scary? It's Like a person trying too hard to be psychotic