15 HABITS THAT MAY KILL YOU

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  • Опубликовано: 30 окт 2024

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  • @5MinuteCraftsYouTube
    @5MinuteCraftsYouTube  6 лет назад +4002

    At 8:20 we tell you which foods are not very useful and on what useful alternative for the organism it can be replaced 👌🏻
    By the way, what do you want to eat most? What is the most difficult product to refuse for you? 🍕🍔🍟🍦

  • @patrickswisdomtooth5260
    @patrickswisdomtooth5260 6 лет назад +22079

    I don't want to smoke when I grow up. Who is with me?

  • @lauvski
    @lauvski 5 лет назад +5691

    “Waking up suddenly is bad for u”
    How do I wake up for school?

    • @trinityscott635
      @trinityscott635 5 лет назад +239

      I'll never want too wake up for school

    • @zuellypech2123
      @zuellypech2123 5 лет назад +80

      •Łiñá Płaÿž• go to bed early

    • @trinityscott635
      @trinityscott635 5 лет назад +53

      And I ho to med at 7am and wake up suddenly at 1am then my mother catch me and say girl go back to sleep and I say okay and went to sleep nothing bad happen to me

    • @amlycookies1012
      @amlycookies1012 5 лет назад +59

      Well continue sleeping for the rest of your life 👍🏿

    • @iiRxseNightcore
      @iiRxseNightcore 5 лет назад +9

      Liñá playz I know right

  • @duolingo4899
    @duolingo4899 5 лет назад +5697

    I dont know why Cigarettes exist if they have poison... *since I was 7 I promised I will not smoke if i grow up...*
    Who agrees?

    • @itchyscratch6328
      @itchyscratch6328 5 лет назад +169

      Alcohol is basically poison to us too.

    • @jamesbond-eg5qm
      @jamesbond-eg5qm 5 лет назад +119

      I promissed not to smoke aswell, and I hate smokers too.
      But I'm one :/

    • @nottwiggy8708
      @nottwiggy8708 5 лет назад +23

      Me

    • @Rachett969
      @Rachett969 5 лет назад +74

      back then when cigarettes were introduced. No one knew about the health problems! and the packets were colourful and not having warnings like they have today. So they quickly became used, my mom started smoking when she was 15!

    • @Ty-cr7pf
      @Ty-cr7pf 5 лет назад +4

      Shutup

  • @megamind4178
    @megamind4178 3 года назад +75

    “Waking up suddenly is bad for you.” *me who does it every day/morning*

  • @destinykhamsaly5982
    @destinykhamsaly5982 5 лет назад +1137

    “Waking up suddenly is bad for you.”
    “More sleep helps reduce stress.”
    2 reasons why I should sleep more and not go to school!

    • @BabyBlueSun
      @BabyBlueSun 5 лет назад +18

      XD

    • @adm1rable_one992
      @adm1rable_one992 5 лет назад +14

      And they are bery good reasons too

    • @yjhxkdj
      @yjhxkdj 5 лет назад +13

      Sleeping can be important too

    • @i_like_women4
      @i_like_women4 2 года назад +1

      This is really easy with insomnia

    • @ryanbrown4618
      @ryanbrown4618 2 года назад +2

      @@Duckie196 This is what teacher would reply "yes you can skip school for sleeping, it will help you to sleep even longer on STREETS"

  • @wetsocks9117
    @wetsocks9117 5 лет назад +816

    "earwax protects the ear from foreign objects"
    *literally tries to shove scrunched up paper into ear*

    • @darlenej587
      @darlenej587 5 лет назад +22

      I really wish there's a haha reaction on the comment section

    • @frainium8644
      @frainium8644 5 лет назад +14

      @@darlenej587 Haha reaction!
      But let's be honest!It was funny 😂😂
      I liked that!Good hob

    • @shinyeevee7554
      @shinyeevee7554 5 лет назад +3

      wetsocks oof

    • @Nobody-im2jh
      @Nobody-im2jh 5 лет назад +3

      @@darlenej587 Ha Ha

    • @soggy_rabbit5454
      @soggy_rabbit5454 5 лет назад +8

      Idk why they said you can't clean earwax but here, If you get earwax, people will be disgusted at you
      Plus it's kinda disgusting to keep an earwax in you ear like- ew no

  • @jasmineugh2100
    @jasmineugh2100 3 года назад +494

    “Waking up abruptly is bad for you “ tell my school that

  • @xk1tty..
    @xk1tty.. 2 года назад +33

    My auntie: “you should eat healthy!” Also my auntie: *drinks at least 1 energy drink everyday*

    • @teresadownes2422
      @teresadownes2422 Год назад +3

      Me: "MUM I want a sandwich"
      Mum: "your hungry aren't you"
      Me: "blech I don't want a chicken snack box I want a sandwich"

    • @markatkinson4043
      @markatkinson4043 Год назад

      Heh.

  • @susikeaworker4777
    @susikeaworker4777 4 года назад +962

    “How did he die?”
    “His house was too clean.”

  • @claudiaivy104
    @claudiaivy104 6 лет назад +1624

    To everyone who passes through this comment, have a nice day or night. Love you all

    • @James-bv2qr
      @James-bv2qr 6 лет назад +1

      I subbed you

    • @diobrando7080
      @diobrando7080 6 лет назад +1

      Love you to

    • @나해봐
      @나해봐 6 лет назад +1

      💚👋Hi

    • @나해봐
      @나해봐 6 лет назад +2

      Subbed you

    • @dktech4017
      @dktech4017 6 лет назад +2

      FUNNY SMS - Hiiii i ReaLlY LiKe uR CommenT.....! GoOdNiGhT... itS youR pic uR so CuTe...!😊😉😄

  • @angelitababasa9909
    @angelitababasa9909 5 лет назад +679

    "You should sleep 7-8 hours at night"
    School: three take it or leave it

    • @fmm0339
      @fmm0339 5 лет назад +7

      At *WEEKENDS*

    • @Frozencoo
      @Frozencoo 5 лет назад +10

      I go to sleep at 9:00pm and wake up at 6:40-7:29 so I get about 9 hours of sleep and some change
      Edit: ha like I actually go to sleep when I'm supposed to

    • @eusildasabala2432
      @eusildasabala2432 5 лет назад +5

      Life is so cruel

    • @cherrystudios2661
      @cherrystudios2661 5 лет назад +6

      I woke up at 6:00 today... I fell asleep at 4:00 AM

    • @Frozencoo
      @Frozencoo 5 лет назад +2

      @@cherrystudios2661 I went to sleep at 10 and woke up at 5 u got 4 hours of sleep and I got 5

  • @kaidenlol_yt9084
    @kaidenlol_yt9084 3 года назад +29

    2:54 “You only need 7-8 hours of sleep!”
    9:25

    • @estherlouise924
      @estherlouise924 2 года назад

      I know right?! That's what I was thinking!!

  • @Call.me._ethan
    @Call.me._ethan 3 года назад +568

    "How did he die?"
    "He ate vitamins and wore bad-quality sun glasses"

  • @wolfy-chan4303
    @wolfy-chan4303 5 лет назад +234

    One part: *only 7-8 hours of sleep a day*
    Another part: *sleeping in causes you to live longer and reduce stress*
    Me: wa...

  • @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade
    @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade 5 лет назад +1672

    The title should be changed to: "Watch this if you want anxiety" 😂

    • @ataane2615
      @ataane2615 5 лет назад +28

      I have anxiety in general before I watched this and it isn’t a good thing, you don’t wanna stress and have panic attacks like I do

    • @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade
      @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade 5 лет назад +12

      @@ataane2615 No offence, but if you have anxiety you shouldn't watch this kind of stuff 🙄

    • @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade
      @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade 5 лет назад +10

      @@ataane2615 I have depression, it's not easy either...😥

    • @ataane2615
      @ataane2615 5 лет назад +6

      lil happy lil sad yea true I didn’t think about that 😅

    • @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade
      @Pikachu_Duck_Lemonade 5 лет назад +8

      @@ataane2615 Phew! I'm just glad you didn't get offended, trust me! I have met all kinds of people on the internet and some gets offended for the most ridiculous things! 😆

  • @King_David_2002
    @King_David_2002 Год назад +13

    5:43 i like it how im looking down on my phone the improper way while I’m on the toilet. I changed my posture immediately 😂😂💯

  • @everythingstudios2041
    @everythingstudios2041 4 года назад +1102

    “Loseing temper will lower the chance of a heart attack”
    I have siblings, looks like I’ll never have a heart attack 👍🏽

  • @AllinOne-um5ok
    @AllinOne-um5ok 6 лет назад +1197

    Anyone here who never try these hacks but watch

  • @summerwaite5570
    @summerwaite5570 4 года назад +445

    me: sleeps 12 hours
    five minute crafts: OMG you’re gonna die

  • @piemanthe4th983
    @piemanthe4th983 3 года назад +7

    Honestly this pointed out more positives than negatives about coffee

  • @tamirlapidus6994
    @tamirlapidus6994 4 года назад +238

    "How did he die?"
    "He tried to pull a nose hair"

  • @bakohuston2161
    @bakohuston2161 5 лет назад +780

    "You should sleep 7-8 hours at night"
    Students: Hold my dreams.

    • @RoseGoldenVI
      @RoseGoldenVI 4 года назад +40

      Hold my anxiety and homework

    • @breed621
      @breed621 4 года назад +19

      Hold my phone

    • @justsogusto4979
      @justsogusto4979 4 года назад +19

      Hold my online school homework

    • @venus7638
      @venus7638 4 года назад +3

      Bako Huston me staying up all day

    • @ralphvictorng3514
      @ralphvictorng3514 4 года назад +3

      Me i cant sleep every single...DAY

  • @zadasorrell7191
    @zadasorrell7191 5 лет назад +402

    5 Minute Crafts: You shouldn't drink coffee! It's unhealthy and it makes you crazy!
    Also 5 Minute Crafts: Drink coffee! It helps with depression
    It's either be depressed or be unhealthy. Pick one, kids!

    • @localtrolls8337
      @localtrolls8337 5 лет назад +2

      Depression

    • @mulan9559
      @mulan9559 5 лет назад +28

      Depression leads to unhealthiness
      Wait but unhealthiness also leads to depression
      *confused*

    • @williamafton5661
      @williamafton5661 5 лет назад +4

      I have the ability to not get depressed

    • @thebffponysquad8425
      @thebffponysquad8425 5 лет назад +2

      I already have depression and I don't drink coffee like that cause I'm a kid but I love coffee sooo

    • @identifythe
      @identifythe 5 лет назад

      i'm already depressed eeee

  • @Keleemo
    @Keleemo 3 года назад +12

    "How did he die?"
    "He put scissors in his nose and cut it off on accident."

  • @aryan-wo3nr
    @aryan-wo3nr 5 лет назад +502

    "You don't need to apologise, say thanks!"
    Friend: Ow! You hit me with a bus!
    Me: *Thanks*

    • @aishasalman7211
      @aishasalman7211 5 лет назад

      Granny's Prune Juice true tho

    • @EmperiousDX
      @EmperiousDX 5 лет назад +1

      lol true

    • @b4fchris400
      @b4fchris400 5 лет назад +1

      No offense I know its a joke but it means look on the good side of mistakes

    • @sumayahashimi1283
      @sumayahashimi1283 5 лет назад +2

      this made me laugh allot

    • @jetw4042
      @jetw4042 4 года назад

      Godly CushGodzYT ITSSSAW AAAAAA JOEKKEKKKEKEKDGEGUBUHRFI HE. EWCUEGF

  • @christy8407
    @christy8407 5 лет назад +1383

    I hope this makes all you smokers out there stop
    P.A.S
    people against smokers!
    like if you're a P.A.S

    • @mynameisunknown2771
      @mynameisunknown2771 5 лет назад +6

      Passive smoker?

    • @lexieboo7727
      @lexieboo7727 5 лет назад +13

      I love smoking this really didn't bother me lol 🚬 = yummy

    • @BR-xb4nb
      @BR-xb4nb 5 лет назад +5

      @@lexieboo7727 lol

    • @coldshower4369
      @coldshower4369 5 лет назад +15

      It's addictive, they couldn't stop if they tried. It's unfortunate to say the least.

    • @winnunition
      @winnunition 5 лет назад +4

      My mom and my grandma smoke

  • @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640
    @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640 5 лет назад +561

    Me: **sees cover**
    Me: **worry's because I have genetically scabby arms and I bite my nails**
    Me: **sees that it's 5-minute crafts**
    Me: **relaxes**

    • @b4fchris400
      @b4fchris400 5 лет назад +2

      Lol

    • @mjlps1591
      @mjlps1591 5 лет назад +9

      How do we act the same?😅

    • @emileestiefer7292
      @emileestiefer7292 5 лет назад +6

      i have dermatillomaina... i pick at my legs and arms the most... liFE IS GREAT

    • @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640
      @youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640 5 лет назад +5

      @@emileestiefer7292 eek... Poor you. Bless your heart!

    • @emileestiefer7292
      @emileestiefer7292 5 лет назад +3

      @@youdontneedtoknowwhoiam6640 I'm fine It's just a bad habit.. nobody ever notices tho luckily

  • @lailasdtistuff22
    @lailasdtistuff22 3 года назад +10

    “Waking up is bad for you”
    Say that to my teacher

    • @hollyphillips7597
      @hollyphillips7597 Год назад +1

      Waking up too fast or an alarm is bad for you. Not waking up period! Their saying the alarm it can gilt your heart

  • @claire5015
    @claire5015 4 года назад +434

    I now have an excuse to not clean my room. Thank you

  • @b.t.sj.o.t2042
    @b.t.sj.o.t2042 6 лет назад +195

    You who see my comment I wish you lasting happiness and success😚😘👊👍

    • @SirVib
      @SirVib 6 лет назад +1

      to you too😁😁😁

    • @samit2272
      @samit2272 6 лет назад +1

      Thx mate

    • @b.t.sj.o.t2042
      @b.t.sj.o.t2042 6 лет назад +1

      @@SirVib Thank you I hope so but I do not get I will always be unhappy 😔

    • @necrotizing
      @necrotizing 6 лет назад +1

      Thanks you too!

    • @homurariss
      @homurariss 6 лет назад +1

      Hye ARMY 😂❤️

  • @joelpietersen5528
    @joelpietersen5528 5 лет назад +98

    3:35
    Don’t drink coffee kids
    9:57
    It’s ok to drink coffee

    • @foamycup
      @foamycup 4 года назад +1

      My point exactly

    • @Kahvetin
      @Kahvetin 4 года назад +1

      Always when I don't sleep well, I drink a cup of coffee so I will not die from tiredness

    • @roamingfriendship5340
      @roamingfriendship5340 4 года назад +1

      No, they are not saying "Don't drink Coffee" they are saying it will sometimes help you with being tired all the time.

    • @PK-vb7tj
      @PK-vb7tj 4 года назад +1

      Ikr ?! -_-

    • @asiyahchrismaeposada4858
      @asiyahchrismaeposada4858 4 года назад

      Well,i'm 8 and i drink choco milk "soo yummy!😋"

  • @Leafeon64
    @Leafeon64 2 года назад +8

    the venting anger one kind of depends on how you're doing it honestly, its not okay to hurt someone else to do it, but if it doesn't effect anyone else then i guess it's fine...

  • @porpijp6470
    @porpijp6470 6 лет назад +244

    Imagine a person going to school, catching a person smoking and they say:
    STOP SMOKING THAT LIGHTER FLUID, BUG SPRAY, CANDLE WAX, ARSENIC, TOLUOL, TOILET CLEANER LIQUID, PAINT, CARBON *MONOXIDE, CADMIUM, IGNITING FLUID, METHANOL CIGARETTE.

    • @vkkeii
      @vkkeii 6 лет назад +13

      Timmy the Teacup This comment made my day.

    • @lancekincer5338
      @lancekincer5338 6 лет назад +3

      @@vkkeii same

    • @immashipperboi7443
      @immashipperboi7443 6 лет назад +4

      Timmy the Teacup it’s actually carbon monoxide

    • @hihello-dc3op
      @hihello-dc3op 6 лет назад +8

      Timmy the Teacup the person smoking will be like "What! This cigarette is aahhhh! *stomps the cigarette*"

    • @gertrudemendonza9558
      @gertrudemendonza9558 6 лет назад +2

      U are so funny girly😂😂😂

  • @viviancheng7606
    @viviancheng7606 5 лет назад +85

    Me: *exists*
    This channel: technically, exsisting is bad because you have to live your life.
    Me: *SCREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAM*

  • @jeremysalapare3138
    @jeremysalapare3138 5 лет назад +464

    Ummmm i dont smoke, im 14 yrs old
    Even when i grow up i wont smoke nope never ever

  • @emmshaani9464
    @emmshaani9464 3 года назад +6

    "I'm so sorry for your loss... How did this happen?"
    "well, she always had a perfectly clean house..."

  • @rosaliedraper9130
    @rosaliedraper9130 4 года назад +592

    Doctor: How did she die?
    Other doctor: he drank water while standing up.

  • @GamingOnGamma
    @GamingOnGamma 5 лет назад +1025

    I've been clickbaited😔

    • @jaybrill857
      @jaybrill857 5 лет назад +5

      GAMMA 1184 yeah right

    • @cheyenne.2430
      @cheyenne.2430 5 лет назад +5

      What's clickbaited ?

    • @BlockmanAmir
      @BlockmanAmir 5 лет назад +8

      @@cheyenne.2430 Its people that trick you to believe its gonna happen its hard to explain

    • @yeeticus6928
      @yeeticus6928 5 лет назад +3

      I’ve seen you somewhere before

    • @zangetsu1597
      @zangetsu1597 5 лет назад +2

      me too

  • @moti7578
    @moti7578 3 года назад +438

    When I'm late to school and the teacher gets mad at me: Thank you for your patience

    • @cristinamorales9633
      @cristinamorales9633 3 года назад +8

      lol

    • @electron7659
      @electron7659 3 года назад +25

      When I'm late for work, my boss is already frustrated with me because I'm always late: 🙁
      So I'll just smile at him and say - "Thank you for your patience" 😁

    • @yourface7179
      @yourface7179 3 года назад +4

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chrissytiya3025
      @chrissytiya3025 3 года назад +4

      So really,
      Me : Sorry teacher I'm late🙅
      Teacher : Thank you for your patience 👏👏

    • @_lumberjake
      @_lumberjake 3 года назад +4

      This is actually a great power move. Saying a form of "Thanks for waiting" subconsciously makes people think you're of some importance.

  • @walmart_beds
    @walmart_beds 3 года назад

    Ur making ur lives more 100% healty!!!!
    Ur the best

  • @irajohnson7824
    @irajohnson7824 5 лет назад +420

    Bad: sausages
    Good: grilled meats
    My brain: *grilled sausage*

  • @yukiii1877
    @yukiii1877 4 года назад +366

    doctor: how did he die?
    other doctor: he kept apologizing for everything

    • @yxyu1873
      @yxyu1873 4 года назад +4

      😂

    • @you5692
      @you5692 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @Themoggyman.97
      @Themoggyman.97 4 года назад +2

      Sorry🙃

    • @yukiii1877
      @yukiii1877 4 года назад +1

      Sumiya Tavzarkhanova annyeonghaseyo jeoneun bangtan sonyeondan hwanggeum maknae jeon jungkook imnida💀💀

    • @yukiii1877
      @yukiii1877 4 года назад

      Sumiya Tavzarkhanova I WISH But why?

  • @Good_Pebble
    @Good_Pebble 4 года назад +196

    "Sausage is bad. Grilled meat is good"
    Me: what about grilled sausage???

  • @zeemirza2682
    @zeemirza2682 2 года назад

    Yes..In Islam also drinking water while sitting is Allowed..which is having health benefits too. #Alhumdulilah

  • @shinkubaka2682
    @shinkubaka2682 4 года назад +689

    "Total cleanliness can lead to allergies."
    Oh look! My room is completely spotless! Time to die now!

    • @cherruveam5871
      @cherruveam5871 3 года назад +23

      Corona:
      *ayy lets party*

    • @chihiro237
      @chihiro237 3 года назад +18

      It actually can because without germs your immune system won't be able to adapt and notice certain germs that could be bad for you. And when you encounter those germs, you could end up getting really sick because your immune system doesn't know how to handle them

    • @electron7659
      @electron7659 3 года назад +3

      Now I can use this reason as an excuse for not cleaning my room. I'll just tell them I don't want to get sick. Must keep my immunity strong.
      🤭👍

    • @cherruveam5871
      @cherruveam5871 3 года назад

      my grandma: 👁👄👁

    • @crispybruh1101
      @crispybruh1101 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @anjagajic8093
    @anjagajic8093 4 года назад +78

    Me: *enters in class being late*
    Also me: Thank you for your patience!

  • @ntaliactlina
    @ntaliactlina 3 года назад +470

    “how did he die?”
    “he drank a cup of coffee”

    • @erronblack6579
      @erronblack6579 3 года назад +8

      Boy, i drink coffee everyday aint nothing happen to me lol

    • @c5h835
      @c5h835 3 года назад +3

      how come the channel thing pretty much mistook it for that one uh coke scp

    • @jungkookstattoos1057
      @jungkookstattoos1057 3 года назад +3

      No tae secretly stole jennies chanel bag 🙄🤚

    • @chrissytiya3025
      @chrissytiya3025 3 года назад +1

      LoL 😆

    • @yetaeng234
      @yetaeng234 3 года назад +1

      Army 😄

  • @Vamp1re_m0ney
    @Vamp1re_m0ney 3 года назад +7

    Me who takes vitamins without asking my doctor:👁👄👁

  • @maxseung5591
    @maxseung5591 3 года назад +115

    “How did he get kidney diseases?”
    “Oh, he drank water standing up”

    • @ToucanPlayIt
      @ToucanPlayIt 2 года назад

      I researched it; drinking water actually reduces arthritis. They have the audacity to lie. How pathetic are they?

    • @Cheese_cake-_
      @Cheese_cake-_ 2 года назад

      💀💀💀

  • @aava9801
    @aava9801 6 лет назад +65

    don't think any of us have gone a week with out sleeping have we? like this is you have not gone a week without sleeping

    • @emilysamara8283
      @emilysamara8283 6 лет назад

      Aava Laakso i have lol it’s pretty bad

    • @aava9801
      @aava9801 6 лет назад

      WOW

    • @milesvang6740
      @milesvang6740 6 лет назад

      I've done it just get tired though nothing of the other added in the video shown

    • @Coolpool-pj2hz
      @Coolpool-pj2hz 6 лет назад

      yeah you should do it at your own risk I've done it and it's quite bad

  • @Bella-mh7li
    @Bella-mh7li 6 лет назад +57

    It says you don't need to get rid of ear wax, but when I was younger I heard that you shouldn't so I refused to clean my ears. Two months later I got an ear infection in both ears, and the doctor said it was due to a buildup of ear wax and they had to do a deep clean with a tube and hot water.

    • @donutsuwu8821
      @donutsuwu8821 6 лет назад +8

      Gosh so sad but more like 5 minute lies.

    • @Bella-mh7li
      @Bella-mh7li 6 лет назад +7

      I get that cleaning your ears with a q-tip may be dangerous because it can push it further into your ears, they're not wrong about that. But I feel like you should clean your ears every once and a while as not to receive a build up of earwax, but I don't know how. Perhaps with some water ( I don't know how one would go about that exactly, you can't really just stand under the water in the shower with your head tilted so it all goes directly into your ear )

    • @RadTanks3990
      @RadTanks3990 6 лет назад +1

      You shouldn't have listen to your parents Bella.

    • @MiMi420_
      @MiMi420_ 6 лет назад +3

      I had the same but it was worse I had to take antibiotics

    • @Shadowman9348
      @Shadowman9348 2 года назад +2

      Yep. That's why we have Q-tips - to clean our ears to prevent infections.

  • @ImCringeyAndImNotProudOfIt
    @ImCringeyAndImNotProudOfIt 2 года назад +2

    You don’t need to apologise you need to say thanks
    Me: I am thankful about your loss
    Friend: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU!?

  • @brownieeee7003
    @brownieeee7003 5 лет назад +688

    Me: *sees someone smoking*
    Me: *knocks cigarette out of their mouth*
    Person: What the heck was that for?
    Me: You have toilet cleaner in your body now.
    Edit: OMG! Thank you for this many likes!

    • @drip9210
      @drip9210 5 лет назад +15

      And GET OVER IT

    • @kirbykult2983
      @kirbykult2983 5 лет назад +4

      YEET

    • @cozbad5705
      @cozbad5705 5 лет назад +10

      youre not allowed to do that
      its not your choice its theirs most smokers are fully aware of what they are doing

    • @kiraa4414
      @kiraa4414 5 лет назад +4

      @@cozbad5705 r/woosh

    • @cozbad5705
      @cozbad5705 5 лет назад +2

      @@kiraa4414 i know but youre still not allowed

  • @adenpq
    @adenpq 6 лет назад +406

    Oh please! Why would someone use a cotton bud that far in there ear?
    Edit: thanks for the likes 🦄❤️

    • @tarashaon8206
      @tarashaon8206 6 лет назад +8

      Right ! I go kinda far but not far like that lol I like clean ears I can't stand knowing that something is in there every if it's "healthy" haha

    • @melw6848
      @melw6848 6 лет назад +8

      Allergies make some some people's ears really itchy. (mine)

    • @mackenziegyson8231
      @mackenziegyson8231 6 лет назад +2

      ME!!!

    • @mackenziegyson8231
      @mackenziegyson8231 6 лет назад +2

      Yes I know it is very VERY bad thing

    • @leishlymarrero8019
      @leishlymarrero8019 6 лет назад +3

      You're probably talking about your own self, even if you don't do it that far, you're still pushing the wax even while you don't notice

  • @randomhuman928
    @randomhuman928 5 лет назад +231

    Video: drinking water while standing won’t allow your body to absorb the nutrients
    Me: I thought water had nothing in it

    • @Kinsathic
      @Kinsathic 5 лет назад +5

      Random Human your body is water lol

    • @BabyBlueSun
      @BabyBlueSun 5 лет назад +1

      @Blozom xD

    • @vikesfan8189
      @vikesfan8189 5 лет назад

      Blozom that’s a good one actually

    • @randomhuman928
      @randomhuman928 5 лет назад

      Avery Harris I meant no nutrients

    • @smolsunflower9599
      @smolsunflower9599 5 лет назад

      Islam told us not to drink water while standing thousand of years ago. Blessed with guidance💟💟

  • @KiraTheFox
    @KiraTheFox 3 года назад

    Ma'sha'Allah Islam teaches some of these like sitting when drinking no gelatin and stuff

  • @gracemarco7870
    @gracemarco7870 4 года назад +82

    Someone: OMG PLS HELP ME THIS GIRL HIT ME WITH A BUS
    Me: *Thanks*

  • @mischa9236
    @mischa9236 5 лет назад +125

    Yeah sure, I'm just not going to clean my ears and walk around with bright yellow ears

    • @xxaxel_gamingxx4009
      @xxaxel_gamingxx4009 4 года назад +3

      I laughed after reading it bahahahahaha

    • @christmasneverends5423
      @christmasneverends5423 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @christmasneverends5423
      @christmasneverends5423 4 года назад +1

      @@xxaxel_gamingxx4009 guy to the moon lol

    • @willischwabe703
      @willischwabe703 4 года назад +2

      I do it with kind of a swiping motion, rather than just pushing the q-tip in the ear like preparing a cannon to fire during the civil war.

    • @kagamikagerou9702
      @kagamikagerou9702 4 года назад +1

      @@willischwabe703 yeah same so I thinknim good... been doing it for years.

  • @abandonedshoppingcart6116
    @abandonedshoppingcart6116 4 года назад +106

    5 minute crafts: Cigarettes have toilet cleaner in 'em
    Me:DAD
    Dad:Yeh?
    Me:Are you a toilet?
    Dad:Uh,no.
    Me:Then stop smoking

  • @eggnog457
    @eggnog457 2 года назад +1

    It’s just like saying “don’t eat an apple a day, it could keep the doctors away”

  • @cobalthydrangeas7499
    @cobalthydrangeas7499 3 года назад +371

    "Instead of saying sorry, say thanks"
    *Hits child while driving accidently* Thank you for kindly letting me experience what it is like to accidently hit a child

  • @kath8876
    @kath8876 4 года назад +307

    “How did she snap her spine?”
    “She was slouching and watching 5 Minute Crafts”

  • @u_nitify
    @u_nitify 2 года назад +3

    The energy I got for drinking coffee boosted up so quick-

  • @kainoahthefrog
    @kainoahthefrog 5 лет назад +174

    *looks at thumbnail*
    ...
    *B I T E S N A I L O F F*

  • @Nena-pi4ki
    @Nena-pi4ki 5 лет назад +213

    No one:
    Literally no one:
    Absolutely NO ONE:
    5 minute crafts: You were drinking water the wrong way your whole live.
    (Watching this video I wonder how I'm still alive😂)

    • @luckyman4398
      @luckyman4398 5 лет назад

      I knew that

    • @pikachugamer615
      @pikachugamer615 5 лет назад

      Lol

    • @thefox.7346
      @thefox.7346 5 лет назад

      Honestly same.

    • @SidIsMid
      @SidIsMid 4 года назад +1

      Same

    • @anonymos7236
      @anonymos7236 4 года назад

      Why wondering. You can make their argument for smokers who keep smoking their whole life, does that mean smoking was without side effects. Let's understand that everything has its positive and negative. When you drink water in a sitting posture, though I have not researched fully, if the video is right that it allows body to absorb more minerals from water instead of bypassing quickly through intestine, it is in most likelihood helping increase your overall healthier lifespan. Same is the case with people who are all smile and happy, researches say. Good Day.

  • @crunchy9934
    @crunchy9934 6 лет назад +138

    Ok I have a question
    How do I fit scissors in my nose to cut nose hairs

    • @ericalamb1911
      @ericalamb1911 6 лет назад +5

      I have an answer get little sewing scissors

    • @g-3609
      @g-3609 6 лет назад +5

      I'm pretty sure cave men came with micro scissors a chair and an instruction manual that thought them not to stay awake for a week to keep the human race surviving so the human race is fine

    • @tanyarizzo7006
      @tanyarizzo7006 6 лет назад +2

      Ummmmmmmmmm I'm a bit concerned

    • @PhoenixWrightAceAttorney
      @PhoenixWrightAceAttorney 6 лет назад +1

      How can you do that is you're a Yoshi??

    • @frostyuri5496
      @frostyuri5496 6 лет назад

      Pauly.D there are some small scissors you can buy

  • @Needle.cat.
    @Needle.cat. 3 года назад +2

    me who just drank a cup of coffee, didn't sleep in 6 days, is sitting slouched (is that right i'm not English) with monster next to me while coffee doesn't affect me, my posture is not half bad, am a healthy person (well except depression and a burn out but that's because of school and corona) and feels quite energetic: i guess i'm just built different

  • @hussainalshahid6406
    @hussainalshahid6406 5 лет назад +92

    Video: "Home-made Mayonnaise"
    Also the Video: *Shows a picture of Mustard*

    • @f3zm296
      @f3zm296 5 лет назад +1

      no thats not 5-minutes craft video its NOW IVE SEEN EVERYTHING video bc this channel just robs videos from others channels.

    • @felisss2869
      @felisss2869 5 лет назад +5

      Acually mayonaise is made out of mustard but they just added eggs in it

    • @lyres8637
      @lyres8637 5 лет назад

      Almeida Lopes
      they are the same company xd :/

    • @f3zm296
      @f3zm296 5 лет назад

      @@lyres8637 if they were they dont haved the water mark -_-

    • @bomeamalthirumudun3217
      @bomeamalthirumudun3217 5 лет назад

      Hussain Al Shahid kl.k

  • @r1tzy5551
    @r1tzy5551 4 года назад +306

    Doctor: how did he die?
    Other doctor: he cleaned his own house

    • @yunappleofficial
      @yunappleofficial 4 года назад +1

      BLACK PINK WILL WIN NOT IMMEDIATELY. BUT DEFINITELY kpop

    • @fluff3608
      @fluff3608 3 года назад +2

      @BLACK PINK WILL WIN NOT IMMEDIATELY. BUT DEFINITELY hey a blink here toooo

    • @oliviakim7850
      @oliviakim7850 3 года назад +1

      A blink right here!

    • @user-es1gb7tw6g
      @user-es1gb7tw6g 3 года назад +6

      What's with these kpop fans invading the comment section

    • @oliviakim7850
      @oliviakim7850 3 года назад

      @@user-es1gb7tw6g kpop is the moment

  • @gabgab4683
    @gabgab4683 6 лет назад +106

    3:28 If you don’t have an alarm then your gonna be late for work! Or if you a kid then your gonna be late for school! Or anything that you need an alarm for!

    • @TheElvisnator
      @TheElvisnator 6 лет назад +4

      i agree! but it's for weekends!

    • @MsBlackRussia1682
      @MsBlackRussia1682 6 лет назад +7

      right??! these things are so ridiculous

    • @ggukxie97
      @ggukxie97 6 лет назад +2

      Yeah! Correct message u had given

    • @asfkdjlljdkfsa4981
      @asfkdjlljdkfsa4981 6 лет назад +1

      Gab Gab your mom's voice.

    • @FiftyVe
      @FiftyVe 6 лет назад +1

      Yep, I without alarm sleep 10h always, it's imposible to wake up without alarm after 7-8h

  • @gracecho2859
    @gracecho2859 2 года назад +1

    Didn't mention that listening to music on headphones above 60% can severly damage your hearing that would eventually lead to hearing loss or deafness of one or both ears

  • @kailynnmarie4454
    @kailynnmarie4454 5 лет назад +88

    “Waking up suddenly is bad for you”
    Welp! Guess I’m quitting school then! -missing school is bad for you-

    • @stavros5994
      @stavros5994 4 года назад

      u should go sleep early..lol

    • @coconut5754
      @coconut5754 2 года назад +1

      @@stavros5994 i do i just stare at a wall for like 3 hours

  • @elirivera4942
    @elirivera4942 4 года назад +103

    me: How did she die
    Mom: She said sorry

  • @catmeow2863
    @catmeow2863 6 лет назад +220

    They said coffie causes depression but the they say it prevents it!!!!! They say coffies bad for you then they say its good!! WHAT THE HECK

  • @nevaehlynch3399
    @nevaehlynch3399 2 года назад +1

    You can actually use oil to loosen ear wax so it's easier to get it out but seeing a doctor can help as well

  • @taco2728
    @taco2728 5 лет назад +96

    My mom won’t stop smoking it makes me sad 😞 my family smokes.

    • @abigaildowney289
      @abigaildowney289 5 лет назад +10

      my mum smoked when she was pregnant with me, now i have a virus so if i do smoke it can increase chances of dying. i have to go to the hospital to get it removed every now and then.

    • @taco2728
      @taco2728 5 лет назад +1

      Thank you both!

    • @__-zf3tz
      @__-zf3tz 5 лет назад +2

      My dad used to smoke but now he vapes.

    • @hooi4
      @hooi4 5 лет назад +1

      Im with you my family does it to. 😔

    • @chelbelgachaandroblox
      @chelbelgachaandroblox 5 лет назад +5

      @Aesthetically Annoying actually vape is 4x bad and leads to smoking

  • @soapynoodles1636
    @soapynoodles1636 5 лет назад +125

    When it started talking about the slouching, who stoped slouching and sat up straight or am i the only one? 😂🤔

    • @Rachett969
      @Rachett969 5 лет назад +4

      i have been slouching since early childhood. I really recommend that you don't do it often because it would hurt to have my back straight for a while. And what i mean as a while i mean like 5 or 4 minutes. I need a doctor ;-;

    • @itzme132
      @itzme132 5 лет назад +2

      I did lol😆😆😂😂😂

    • @ps4survivor856
      @ps4survivor856 5 лет назад

      I slouch and every time I do I lay flat on the ground with all my weight down and it hurt but my back good I don't know if that helps

    • @xxsxoap7349
      @xxsxoap7349 5 лет назад

      I did when I read this comment ...

    • @kassi-opeia
      @kassi-opeia 5 лет назад

      I did lol

  • @prashanthatkar2146
    @prashanthatkar2146 4 года назад +214

    Doctor : how did he die
    Second person:he had 62 alarms on his mobile

  • @mochaXX16
    @mochaXX16 2 года назад +1

    “earwax is good for you and don’t clean it”
    me who has airpods:

  • @cathy5495
    @cathy5495 4 года назад +49

    “Earwax is actually beneficial”
    My Classmates : *Laughs quietly* Look at his/her ear. 😂

  • @kyle-ej6nv
    @kyle-ej6nv 4 года назад +115

    5 min craft : only shower when you need to
    Me: I haven't showered in 6 months.....thanks 5 min craft 👍

  • @tessmaddison2253
    @tessmaddison2253 5 лет назад +157

    Idk if this was on purpose or not but did anyone else realize that a 9:57 the girl missed her mouth and then sipped the coffee? 🧐🤣

    • @mihrakmohamed5350
      @mihrakmohamed5350 5 лет назад +9

      lol never realised

    • @Audiomaker49
      @Audiomaker49 5 лет назад +21

      She smelled it idiot

    • @ellarose2489
      @ellarose2489 5 лет назад +9

      @@Audiomaker49 Why the HECK would she SMELL it? I'm pretty sure she just missed it. And lol about the whole situation.

    • @Audiomaker49
      @Audiomaker49 5 лет назад +8

      @@ellarose2489 she smelled it cause look how the way she put the cofee to her nose and smell

    • @milakindacool
      @milakindacool 5 лет назад +5

      She smelled it

  • @ThePromisedFall
    @ThePromisedFall 3 года назад +1

    3:31
    School: You will be hearing from my lawyers soon.

  • @znj7218
    @znj7218 5 лет назад +1267

    Doctor: how did he die?
    Other doctor: he took his earwax out with cotton wool…
    Edit: Thanks for the likes!

  • @dfgudulgs418
    @dfgudulgs418 4 года назад +69

    Video: "Wash only when you need to"
    Me: YAY I CAN BE LAZY

    • @hellfiredoughnut1434
      @hellfiredoughnut1434 4 года назад +5

      I miss that time when you been child and can literally bathe once per 2-3 days. Now i can't even come to bus station with dry shirt, because +32c

    • @dfgudulgs418
      @dfgudulgs418 4 года назад +3

      @ᴏʜᴛᴀᴇꜱᴠɴˊˎ- lol xd

    • @KidZooziE
      @KidZooziE 4 года назад +2

      Hey army

    • @dfgudulgs418
      @dfgudulgs418 4 года назад +1

      @@KidZooziE hii

    • @shirleyhirschfeld3735
      @shirleyhirschfeld3735 4 года назад +2

      when I was a young'en, 1950, one of our neighbors only washed on the 4th of Juy every year. And he hung his clothes out side when it rained to clean them. True story, small neighborhood in south west Iowa.

  • @rantinitaslim7504
    @rantinitaslim7504 6 лет назад +290

    Who in the world would just put weird substances in a bowl and mix them together, creating a cigarette? I swear, the maker of a cigarette was on drugs.

    • @starrsydney
      @starrsydney 6 лет назад +8

      I'm not meaning to hurt your feelings, but none if that is in one cigarette. The actual contents are...
      Acetone
      Acetic Acid
      Ammonia
      Arsenic

    • @starrsydney
      @starrsydney 6 лет назад +1

      BlackTwiceVelvet AND A LOT MORE

    • @starrsydney
      @starrsydney 6 лет назад

      And more

    • @starrsydney
      @starrsydney 6 лет назад +2

      iiiMaddieBagelx Half the things they list aren't in a cigarette

    • @violetsb7000
      @violetsb7000 6 лет назад +1

      Have you like heard of a scientist. Thats kinda what they do

  • @metafusion1940
    @metafusion1940 2 года назад +4

    9:13 you also get this cool thing called hearing loss

  • @nivforbes5656
    @nivforbes5656 5 лет назад +96

    Staying up for a week can cause a zombie state
    Me: ........so that means we all would die if we were in FNAF😐😐😐

    • @dylanmackay97
      @dylanmackay97 5 лет назад +3

      niv forbes the anamatronics stop coming at 5 am 😂

    • @Kelsi.Is.A.W
      @Kelsi.Is.A.W 5 лет назад +3

      Me:But wouldn’t you sleep some during the day?
      Freddy: Naw B I’m following ya home.

    • @yjhxkdj
      @yjhxkdj 5 лет назад

      Uhm you go to fnaf everyday but your gonna sleep at day time 😒

    • @laytontmontgomery
      @laytontmontgomery 5 лет назад

      T20 Ascend it’s 6 AM

    • @laxmipathinatarajan9030
      @laxmipathinatarajan9030 5 лет назад

      @@yjhxkdj p123werřtyyuiísvdfghjjkllu6

  • @EvieStevie-Ahgase
    @EvieStevie-Ahgase 4 года назад +162

    Parent: Johnny died this morning.
    Teacher: That's sad, how did he die?
    Parent: Instead of naturally waking up when the sun rises, he was forced to wake up while it was still pitch black outside and was brutally killed by an alarm clock.

    • @ryujei3709
      @ryujei3709 4 года назад +12

      NOOOOOOOOO JOHNNY DIED AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO (lol johhny is a kpop idol a member of NCT)

    • @weirdisgood8508
      @weirdisgood8508 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @subscription4590
      @subscription4590 4 года назад +2

      Lol

    • @ilovebmth2007
      @ilovebmth2007 4 года назад +3

      The teacher's reaction was… poor 😅😂

    • @random_meta
      @random_meta 4 года назад +2

      I remember waking up at 5 am to work at the supermarket.. That was brutal

  • @jad3lyn
    @jad3lyn 6 лет назад +177

    11:48 so, if I pick my nose I gonna die😐.... Smh 😑

    • @traveltheodyssey
      @traveltheodyssey 6 лет назад +18

      I don't think thats true, you cant die by that, i think their trying to make you scared or something.

    • @pastel_rainbows4_ever992
      @pastel_rainbows4_ever992 6 лет назад +26

      *picks nose*
      R.I.P: Me; 2005-2018.

    • @jad3lyn
      @jad3lyn 6 лет назад +8

      Pastel_Rainbows 4_Ever LOL that was funny 😂😂

    • @jad3lyn
      @jad3lyn 6 лет назад +4

      Caydy Seiler exactly 😂

    • @chelseakittycat532
      @chelseakittycat532 6 лет назад +8

      i always pick my nose

  • @anibink2971
    @anibink2971 3 года назад

    Thanks sooo much bright side I'll always appreciate your efforts 👍🏻👍🏻🥰🥰🥰

  • @Raghad-hc7nn
    @Raghad-hc7nn 6 лет назад +74

    3:31 Imma stick with waking up with an alarm. There is no way I’m waking up that easily, especially for school!

  • @markusfelon
    @markusfelon 5 лет назад +58

    Am i the only one who noticed most of the clips have been taken from "bright side"
    *suspicious*

  • @carmenwheeler2698
    @carmenwheeler2698 5 лет назад +107

    "Why did she die?"
    "She drank water standing up instead of sitting down."

  • @cryptic_rain
    @cryptic_rain 3 года назад

    Someone's mom: "My child just died"
    "How?"
    Someone's mom: "because he/she said sorry"

  • @pandasbakery1358
    @pandasbakery1358 4 года назад +598

    my mom who has to wake up at 4 to feed the baby: Mmm nice.

    • @kaitlinhoward802
      @kaitlinhoward802 4 года назад +8

      Wow

    • @pandasbakery1358
      @pandasbakery1358 4 года назад +17

      IVE ACTUALLY NEVER HAD THIS MANY LIKES THANKS SO MUCH

    • @Bluxhiie
      @Bluxhiie 4 года назад +6

      Panda's Bakery np

    • @seiyarules
      @seiyarules 4 года назад +4

      Oml

    • @KidZooziE
      @KidZooziE 4 года назад +2

      Pls subscribe my channel
      You will surely get back please
      Lets grow together
      ruclips.net/channel/UCezChoJrhS2DXyF1AmsAD9Q

  • @luvreooze
    @luvreooze 6 лет назад +233

    So, basically... your smoking in
    Lighter fluid, candle wax, bug repellent, poison, paint, toilet cleaner, carbon monoxide, batteries, igniting fluid, and rocket fuel if you smoke...

  • @jackgac7216
    @jackgac7216 6 лет назад +139

    3:31 sorry I don’t wanna get to school 3 hours late 😑

  • @lovadoves
    @lovadoves 2 года назад +1

    “How did they die?”
    “They took a shower two times in a day”