I could care less about the video presentation.... The A.I. critique is absolutely HILARIOUS 😂😂 Oh, question...🤔. How would you know what cyanide tastes like? You wouldn't be around to give your opinion of the sides if you tasted it. 😏
Me: omg that looks so good Narrator: literally roasting everything💀 Pretzel: YOU SALTY TF Churro: your obviously dry as hell cuz you mad for no reason ✨PERIOT✨ Cookie: 😀-
I got the churro, the second I took a bite as I exited the subway, it was ROCK HARD. I had my mom take a bite and she almost chipped her tooth, then we microwaved it when we got home, still nothin.
Though the pretzel was invented in Germany and contained moisture, the original American pretzel was dry as the settlers removed the moisture as a preservation technique since this was before refrigeration. Subway wanted to pay tribute by replicating its likeness to show respect to the American settlers and didn't want to compromise the authenticity. That's why pretzels often comes with dipping sauce.
Come down to the one in Madisonville Tennessee the one by Ingles and ask for a foot-long churro and a foot-long cookie and a foot-long pretzel. They are the best ever we make them hot and fresh even better. You can ask if Faith is there and ask her to make it that’s what mine.
The pre-controversial Jared Fogle frequented Subway to LOSE WEIGHT, and now look at what Subway's doing. I guess prediabeetus and diabeetus is the franchises' main focus now.
Reviewing products with the sole intent of shitting on them is a weird flex! I know I'm not gonna like crack so you know what I do..... I don't try crack!
BTW, I don't delete comments. It's RUclips doing that.
TRY YEMENI FOOD PLSS
i bet
@@Freepalestine44555😍
try palestinian and lebanese and syrian food and egyptian
@@palestinabaddie yum
The cruel summer in the background will never get old 😭😭
That cookie looks good af you a lie
i tried it and it’s so yummy it taste like cookie pizza if you have ever had one
More than a thousand calories.
shit i would eat two im a fat fuck@@dinnerboons1504
So good like she lying
@@dinnerboons1504it’s 1440 calories 😭
It’s giving Ariana grande had me on the floor 😭💀
That killed my whole mood
@@rexxe001 fr
" The Stanley girls are gonna stand these" 😂
These video either catch me off guard or make me die of laughter 😂
Not the Taylor Swift ai😭😭😭 but whoever did that should be jailed
I did that 😂
I believe they found the person and Taylor sued them
"It looks ugly"
"Ofc you know what ugly is, everytime you check the mirror"
fr
2nd grade ahh insult
ok galaxy destroyer
Ok Mr. "I destroy galaxies for fun" looking ahh😭
@@PopTart-wt3ez good one
I love the footlong cookie 🍪 ❤
I could care less about the video presentation....
The A.I. critique is absolutely HILARIOUS 😂😂
Oh, question...🤔. How would you know what cyanide tastes like? You wouldn't be around to give your opinion of the sides if you tasted it. 😏
Please try Indian food, i want you to roast my culture and i will cry abt it 😊
It’s a spices prices churro crisis followed by a spiceless, priceless pretzel crisis followed by a diabetic prices spices foot-long cookie crisis.
LMAO
Nah cause I know you ate all of them off camera don’t even lie 💀
STOP DISSING ON SUBWAY FOOTLONG COOKIE!!!!!THAT THING IS HEAVENLY!(ok maybe I’m over exaggerating…)
The pretzel looked like a centipede
That’s a beetle
It’s more giving Ariana grandes favourite snack
"IT looks like Ariana grande"
"White and spicy"😂😂💀💀 and
"3D diabetes"
"Its giving ariana gande, whit and spicy" NAHHHH😭😭
The churro is a 10/10 for me
The complain I can’t 😭
Blud goes to yapping class💀
Yes
I feel like they brought churros because Costco got rid of theirs
It’s giving Ariana GRANDE” 💀
TacoBellFan22 needs a REFUND
TRY YEMENI FOOD PLEASE
Bro was having a bad day 😂
the audio... hmm. the video about you hating taylor... something is not adding up.
The Cookie has 1,400 Calories????
Maybe Lizzo is SHAKING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Bro roasts company's
“Oh my god it’s so long!” 💀💀
Is what I wish she would have said 🙏😔
As soon as i heard that i went to the comments
POV subway watches: 💀
Why are u so rude about food like just eat it and stop complaining your the one who bought it.
Tell me you're new to this channel without telling me you're new to this channel:
@@han7oee no I see this channel on RUclips shorts but it annoys me cos it’s not even funny like just eat
@@Melanie_edits10 its supposed to be satire💀
@@stoopykaleb9971 okay well it’s not funny is it
@@Melanie_edits10 it is funny😺 and if you really dont like the content, why comment🫠
He know he ate that shii up😂
she the type of person to say that ice is hot 💀💀
“Omg it’s so long”
That’s what she said
i’m sure taco bell fan LOVES footlongs
I started rolling on the floor when she said “ 3-D diabetes”
Im actually early tor once!
Me: omg that looks so good
Narrator: literally roasting everything💀
Pretzel: YOU SALTY TF
Churro: your obviously dry as hell cuz you mad for no reason ✨PERIOT✨
Cookie: 😀-
0:16 “OMG it’s so long” That’s what she said 😏🤣
Cruel summerrrrr
3D Diabetes XD
“This tastes like cyanide” 💀
I got the churro, the second I took a bite as I exited the subway, it was ROCK HARD. I had my mom take a bite and she almost chipped her tooth, then we microwaved it when we got home, still nothin.
Stop the yap the cookie is sooo 🔥
Her ex probably works at subway
Though the pretzel was invented in Germany and contained moisture, the original American pretzel was dry as the settlers removed the moisture as a preservation technique since this was before refrigeration.
Subway wanted to pay tribute by replicating its likeness to show respect to the American settlers and didn't want to compromise the authenticity.
That's why pretzels often comes with dipping sauce.
Nah not the karen on youtube again
Come down to the one in Madisonville Tennessee the one by Ingles and ask for a foot-long churro and a foot-long cookie and a foot-long pretzel. They are the best ever we make them hot and fresh even better. You can ask if Faith is there and ask her to make it that’s what mine.
I tryed it before and it tastes good tbh
Thank you now I know not to ever eat these
those look so delicious. I'd eat all three in one sitting
As a subway employee this is propaganda and all three taste great I swear
Drake-😭✋
I love how they took salt off the pretzel 😂
She was born without taste buds then
The pre-controversial Jared Fogle frequented Subway to LOSE WEIGHT, and now look at what Subway's doing. I guess prediabeetus and diabeetus is the franchises' main focus now.
I’m so glad I’m not the only one who thought the churro was terrible
Why is it so dark?
Me:they fucking baked it thats why.
Why else would it be dark?😂
we can tell shes a serious judge and being totally honest
“3D Diabetes“ 💀😭💀
The cookie is actually good LOL
Trying subways footling cookie ❌ Hating on Subway ✅
Omg Im so hungry right now the churro and coockie looked good
Bro just roasted the whole thing💀
Complain to much smh.
Bro is just going through every food menu at violating the people for no fucking reason
This dude needs to respect the churro bro its so good
Pretzel looks like a long coconut worm
damn this video was so funny 😐
I used to love Subway food.
Just stop using that same song in every video
They’re not going to. If you hate it so much mute your device and read the subtitles.
The 3-D diabetes
Subway pls stick with sandwiches 😭
That looks so good and I just ate Subway so now I regret not getting the sidekicks! 😅
👇
Nah it’s giving drake
bro the churros too hard for me bru and the audacity they had to barely sprinkle the damn cinnamon
Do you eat electrocardiogrammed stargazy pie or something like damn
Bro she’s a hater 😂
Reviewing products with the sole intent of shitting on them is a weird flex!
I know I'm not gonna like crack so you know what I do..... I don't try crack!
add nutella in a bowl with the pretzel one and it'll taste like heaven and diabetes
Bro who cares about how it looks it’s about how it tastes yall 👁️👄👁️
Its not about how it looks its about how it tastes
Are all of these reviews honest? Also I’m stopping the kids from saying first
Girl I know you ain't talking about that footlong cookie is buses
Atleast deep the churros on a chocolate sauce and dip the cookie on a cold milk
Who think the diabetes jokes should stop
Isn’t your content just with an AI voice being places and trying things?
"why is it so dark" - me who's black >:(
If I ever want to try something, but I’m poor af, I know who to come to 😂
You said that Taylor Swift should be canceled, so why are you using one of her songs?
Have u not heard of sarcasm?
Damn why you buy it if you're Gonna complain about it.
Right now I got the churro and the pretzel
She that she behind that camera eating that cookie like a ogre 🧌🧌
Isn't that what pratzels look like
The pretzel is way over cooked. Most subway employees hate doing sidekicks. Idk why their so easy
If you hate it that much send it to the Africans💀💀💀
Omg its so long!
Me: yes i know its big...above avrage...
If you don’t want the cookie
Give it to me😃
Do u get fat from eating so much?