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  • Опубликовано: 23 окт 2024

Комментарии • 1,7 тыс.

  • @at04
    @at04 4 месяца назад +5052

    martin saying "its vip" whenever an outfit slays harder than his

  • @sunniva7786
    @sunniva7786 4 месяца назад +6253

    hamzah fell into the canon event of playing dti for the first time and going straight to the fur hat and jacket

    • @miaserna9096
      @miaserna9096 4 месяца назад +41

      🤣🤣frrr

    • @ghalore
      @ghalore 4 месяца назад +104

      I LITERALLY DID THAT TWO DAYS AGO WHEN I PLAYED FOR THE FIRST TIME 😭

    • @hemhem-mb3xe
      @hemhem-mb3xe 4 месяца назад +65

      It’s textbook fr

    • @ferrarifem11
      @ferrarifem11 4 месяца назад +52

      so we all did this

    • @rigby2878
      @rigby2878 4 месяца назад +7

      help lmfao

  • @supercat772
    @supercat772 4 месяца назад +5348

    be mindful of why you were invited to dress to impress

    • @claraaaaa375
      @claraaaaa375 4 месяца назад +79

      They foreal had all those nice clothes and still looked 😭😭

    • @em_mi1
      @em_mi1 4 месяца назад +6

      no babe, whatever martin says goes🤣

    • @user-kb2ti4zo3q
      @user-kb2ti4zo3q 2 месяца назад +4

      We should always be grateful

  • @at04
    @at04 4 месяца назад +1358

    the way there literally is a hijab in game but hamzah refused to leave vip

    • @charitycampos5836
      @charitycampos5836 4 месяца назад +123

      IT MADE ME SO MAD!! PLUS MARTIN KEPT WALKING BY IT BUT NOT SEEING EITHER 😭😭

    • @yunhotaco
      @yunhotaco 3 месяца назад +25

      BRO SAME, IT MADE ME WANT TO YELL ST THEM THROUGH THE SCREEN 😭😭

  • @_17soph
    @_17soph 4 месяца назад +3665

    Hamzah actually rating all the fits and Martin ignoring it all together

  • @tillie3266
    @tillie3266 4 месяца назад +1102

    martin getting bullied in the chat by the girls 😭😭😭

  • @loonatheworldz
    @loonatheworldz 4 месяца назад +3749

    5:19 "i'm not a fan of the timberlands" like martin wasn't walking around as spiderman in timberlands

    • @noe7366
      @noe7366 4 месяца назад +22

      i love ur username LOONA FOREVER 🫡

    • @lapismoon.
      @lapismoon. 4 месяца назад +9

      LMAOOO RIGHT

    • @linoflan
      @linoflan 4 месяца назад +21

      ORBIT SLUSHY but fr i had the same thought🤣

    • @myoiri
      @myoiri 4 месяца назад +5

      ORBIT

    • @haileyjohnson7787
      @haileyjohnson7787 4 месяца назад +1

      literally what i was thinking 😭😭😭

  • @emmyduh3
    @emmyduh3 4 месяца назад +591

    martin thinking the “boots?” comment was a compliment for a split second is killing me

  • @darceyangel
    @darceyangel 4 месяца назад +2030

    I love how generous Hamzah is with voting meanwhile Martin is giving him 1 star

    • @alexwriston
      @alexwriston 3 месяца назад +47

      if martin didnt vote hamzah a 1 star hamzah wouldve gotten 1st on the culture theme... pure evil😕

    • @sydneyelliott7793
      @sydneyelliott7793 15 дней назад +1

      Ive been dying at that he’s such an ass 😂😂😂😂

  • @radberryz
    @radberryz 4 месяца назад +1718

    martin saying "be my duo" at 9:20 gave me flashbacks

    • @slushysinjin
      @slushysinjin 4 месяца назад +75

      the haganator effect

    • @aundria.
      @aundria. 4 месяца назад +78

      I WANT MY DUO 😢

    • @Dsstiny
      @Dsstiny 4 месяца назад +11

      War flashbacks

    • @heo933
      @heo933 4 месяца назад +10

      that’s trauma respon

    • @s.g236
      @s.g236 4 месяца назад +3

      SAME LMAO

  • @yuzurucorner
    @yuzurucorner 4 месяца назад +3407

    "I don't have a face I'm not serving face I'm not serving face!"

    • @milkamoussse
      @milkamoussse 4 месяца назад +47

      He's so casually funny

    • @caroraino
      @caroraino 4 месяца назад +23

      meanwhile he is serving face irl

  • @mafthew
    @mafthew 4 месяца назад +460

    hamzah was giving the fashion but martin was the one placing 😭😭😭

  • @sc_09_ar
    @sc_09_ar 4 месяца назад +9043

    okay why does martin look like he’s got a full face of makeup on 😭😭

    • @mizerbrise
      @mizerbrise 4 месяца назад +454

      because he does

    • @evieisabelle6445
      @evieisabelle6445 4 месяца назад +703

      no literally he looks yassified!!!

    • @luise6210
      @luise6210 4 месяца назад +657

      filled in brows and some gloss 😍

    • @insideurskincells
      @insideurskincells 4 месяца назад +129

      He’s yassified like that

    • @paige6297
      @paige6297 4 месяца назад +372

      bold glamour 💀

  • @babbique939
    @babbique939 4 месяца назад +620

    coquette being describes as lana del rey and camping is crazy😭

    • @arayamaysss
      @arayamaysss 4 месяца назад +7

      I was crying at that 😭😭😭

    • @bbm_baby21
      @bbm_baby21 4 месяца назад +3

      I JUST GOT TO THAT CLIP AS SOON AS I READ THIS COMMENT IM CRYING BRO

    • @potvaliant
      @potvaliant 4 месяца назад +2

      camp not camping😭 it means something being so ugly it works

    • @fbiagent3998
      @fbiagent3998 3 месяца назад +3

      I forgot guys don't know girl terms like that

    • @babbique939
      @babbique939 3 месяца назад +24

      @@potvalianti think he was def talking abt actual camping tho bc he said it’s “like camping in the forest”💀

  • @jvstkuromiii
    @jvstkuromiii 4 месяца назад +2739

    we need mandy playing dress to impress honestly

    • @cyleelol
      @cyleelol 4 месяца назад +25

      omg yes yes

    • @niahsdumb
      @niahsdumb 4 месяца назад +10

      YESS

    • @Mavi_884
      @Mavi_884 4 месяца назад +92

      There’s so much going on in dress to impress that it would make her throw up 😭

    • @pascale77
      @pascale77 4 месяца назад +28

      pls yes because she would actually cook😭

    • @jasonwillis8150
      @jasonwillis8150 4 месяца назад +2

      YES

  • @teezified
    @teezified 4 месяца назад +250

    the tiktok rizz party outfit went crazy ngl

  • @nataliemoreno763
    @nataliemoreno763 4 месяца назад +2101

    Hamzah saying Chicana is Chinese and Mexican made me laugh so hard

    • @tiny-monsterz16
      @tiny-monsterz16 4 месяца назад +24

      right 😭😭🙏

    • @briixannaaa
      @briixannaaa 4 месяца назад +25

      LMFAOOO I WAS DYINGGG

    • @iveruoa
      @iveruoa 4 месяца назад +105

      someone put this boy in a chicano history class😭😭

    • @andreasantiago3673
      @andreasantiago3673 4 месяца назад +2

      I cantttt

    • @foxbrid3
      @foxbrid3 4 месяца назад +21

      His intentions were good 😔

  • @milliesiphone
    @milliesiphone 4 месяца назад +127

    i love how they find the craziest photos to edit in when they talk abt certain subjects

  • @amirah2484
    @amirah2484 4 месяца назад +1536

    hamzah totally missing the hijab and abaya section

    • @luise6210
      @luise6210 4 месяца назад +338

      it made me so mad he was too focused on that damn vip section

    • @aa.liahhh
      @aa.liahhh 4 месяца назад +159

      he couldve won smh

    • @californiasmybody
      @californiasmybody 4 месяца назад +148

      No that made me mad cus I knew there were hijabs 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @eman3733
      @eman3733 4 месяца назад +55

      made me so mad 😭

    • @timedisplace8290
      @timedisplace8290 4 месяца назад

      @@luise6210HOW MANY LIKES??????

  • @historybedrot
    @historybedrot 4 месяца назад +192

    i love that they are literally friends with enya & still calling her “that one girl” 😭

  • @allymontrie9186
    @allymontrie9186 4 месяца назад +907

    Hamzah immediately becoming a fur coat abuser

  • @Thevoidritual
    @Thevoidritual 4 месяца назад +118

    Hamzahs face when he bought vip is actually killing me

  • @aishax1850
    @aishax1850 4 месяца назад +2838

    DRESS TO IMPRESS?? IM SLUSHING IN MY SEAT

    • @siennaallen4152
      @siennaallen4152 4 месяца назад +51

      im slushing all over my walls

    • @baddestbuilt6534
      @baddestbuilt6534 4 месяца назад +54

      my dyslexia made me read this as "slushing my meat" 😭😭

    • @cutecoric
      @cutecoric 4 месяца назад +7

      ME TOO IVE BEEN WAITINY FOR THIS ONE

    • @siennaallen4152
      @siennaallen4152 4 месяца назад

      @@baddestbuilt6534 HELP?????

    • @des.mezzzz
      @des.mezzzz 4 месяца назад +10

      I thought you were aisha rae for a second 😭

  • @stressedgiraffe9223
    @stressedgiraffe9223 4 месяца назад +88

    I feel like hamzah was actually having so much fun with this one

  • @waiifiow3r
    @waiifiow3r 4 месяца назад +492

    i love how hamzah is having way more fun than martin.

  • @xangxliz
    @xangxliz 4 месяца назад +182

    29:38 HE WAS TOO HYPED LMAO

    • @andrewlizzies
      @andrewlizzies 3 месяца назад +9

      LAMFOOOO I WAS CRYINGGG

    • @sam-ps6wd
      @sam-ps6wd 3 месяца назад +14

      How you come in like that ˶ˆᗜˆ˵

    • @sam-ps6wd
      @sam-ps6wd 3 месяца назад +1

      How you come in like that ˶ˆᗜˆ˵

    • @xangxliz
      @xangxliz 3 месяца назад +6

      @@sam-ps6wd martin what happenedddd =^O^= ~~!!! woaaaaa

    • @ikramahmed1317
      @ikramahmed1317 2 месяца назад +1

      THIS PART OS SO FUNNY LMAO

  • @minkarinz
    @minkarinz 4 месяца назад +3596

    “That one girl” and it’s enya😭

    • @ihatethisaccount5724
      @ihatethisaccount5724 4 месяца назад

      i think they were joking 😂

    • @helengrugett
      @helengrugett 4 месяца назад +376

      they knowww lol they are just being silly gooses

    • @BEN24024
      @BEN24024 4 месяца назад +122

      its her curse 😭😭

    • @Mindylaba
      @Mindylaba 4 месяца назад +97

      WHY WOULD A MAN BE HERE WHY WOULD A MAN BE HERE 😭😭

    • @Lmscats
      @Lmscats 4 месяца назад +227

      I think its a joke cus James Charles said “that one girl” n they are making fun of him lololol

  • @emofbi4935
    @emofbi4935 4 месяца назад +34

    Hamzah silently buying vip was so funny

  • @griffgirl24
    @griffgirl24 4 месяца назад +939

    No need to dress fellas! I am already impressed!

  • @kyanatalebi7029
    @kyanatalebi7029 4 месяца назад +68

    Hamzah always referencing niche and obscure ass memes 💀

  • @bananamilkcrazy
    @bananamilkcrazy 4 месяца назад +899

    martin dressed to impress for this occasion FACE YASSIFIED

  • @rayray.478
    @rayray.478 4 месяца назад +101

    not martin being to scared to call the girl bald at 4:36 😭😭

  • @rwaspbrry
    @rwaspbrry 4 месяца назад +382

    " i wasnt the one who suggested dress to impress"- hamzah, "why couldnt we just play dress to impress or smth"- hamzah in another rblx vid

    • @jaehyukmysunshine8904
      @jaehyukmysunshine8904 4 месяца назад +13

      Hamzah said that multiple times at that Egypt roblpx video lol

  • @urdumb007
    @urdumb007 4 месяца назад +23

    the way they just get absolutely bamboozled everytime someone does the death drop LMFAOOOOO

  • @fryabjrkli1823
    @fryabjrkli1823 4 месяца назад +298

    hamzah being martins biggest fan and martin always giving 1 star....

  • @miaserna9096
    @miaserna9096 4 месяца назад +127

    “Chicana… Chinese and Mexican” Hamzah 😭😭

  • @rynausorous
    @rynausorous 4 месяца назад +543

    Omg I’m glad I’m not the only one who’s noticing Martin with a full face of makeup😭

    • @santiagosanoja7757
      @santiagosanoja7757 4 месяца назад +34

      i was wondering whats up w the eyebrows😭😭

  • @Kznziz2
    @Kznziz2 4 месяца назад +70

    12:38 “OHHHHH GET UP GIRL” IM OUTTTTTTTTTT😝😝😝😝😝😝

  • @seharkittur9044
    @seharkittur9044 4 месяца назад +200

    martin got that bridgerton glow up for todays video

  • @yuamyyy
    @yuamyyy 4 месяца назад +33

    not enough people talking abt hamzah serving every round even if he mistook half of the themes

  • @sullengirl222
    @sullengirl222 4 месяца назад +503

    “Thank you Hamzah and Martin for our monthly feeding” we all say in unison

    • @giovannamilesi4297
      @giovannamilesi4297 4 месяца назад +18

      i was having withdrawal symptoms due to slushy virus 🙏🙏😔😔

  • @mayayayayayayay
    @mayayayayayayay 4 месяца назад +31

    martin referencing bridgerton and gossip girl is my fav thing ever i thank queen mandy for this 🙏🙏

    • @heo933
      @heo933 4 месяца назад +1

      the queen always knowing too much🙏🏻🙏🏻

  • @coyov8561
    @coyov8561 4 месяца назад +290

    Why does martin look yassified like if he has the Paris filter on😭😭

  • @sophiazari9643
    @sophiazari9643 4 месяца назад +46

    37:33 martin hitting the "martin-chan" emote when he finally got first...

  • @zzz.518
    @zzz.518 4 месяца назад +182

    be mindful of why u were invited to dress to impress ✅

  • @wenfriii
    @wenfriii 4 месяца назад +88

    andrew curtis and slushynoobz knowing each other makes so much sense

    • @jennryronato
      @jennryronato 4 месяца назад +14

      Omg I was looking for a comment about this no one was talking about it 😭😭

    • @Safirapetek
      @Safirapetek 4 месяца назад +2

      LITERALLY LIKE I WAS SHOCKED AT FIRST BUT THEN I WAS LIKE WAIT…. they lowkey fit, they defo need to collab

    • @hellokitty33421
      @hellokitty33421 3 месяца назад +2

      literally omg

    • @yunhotaco
      @yunhotaco 3 месяца назад +1

      IM SO GLAD SOMEONE SAJD THIS… my three fav people 😣😣 someone gets it.

  • @whoslayedlaurapalmer
    @whoslayedlaurapalmer 4 месяца назад +165

    “do you know melanie martineh?”

    • @KenSuro477
      @KenSuro477 4 месяца назад +5

      THAT WAS SO FUNNY PLSSSS

  • @hazard6850
    @hazard6850 4 месяца назад +31

    theme being dark coquette and hamzahs wearing all white 😭

  • @lilyy202
    @lilyy202 4 месяца назад +42

    30:55 “It’s giving potato sack” IM DYING HELP

  • @yassu20
    @yassu20 4 месяца назад +192

    Martin with that bold glamour filter

  • @KyleGeorgeJones
    @KyleGeorgeJones 4 месяца назад +38

    7:42 THE SINGLE NOTE IS MAKING ME QUEEF SO HARD

  • @ggracekathryn
    @ggracekathryn 4 месяца назад +116

    okay martin with the full beat on!!

  • @yuzurucorner
    @yuzurucorner 4 месяца назад +40

    the death drops were so fucking funny 5:36 12:37 30:32

  • @tizzie2636
    @tizzie2636 4 месяца назад +568

    “that one girl”

    • @chickenfeet6824
      @chickenfeet6824 4 месяца назад +24

      that one girl, yeah

    • @californiasmybody
      @californiasmybody 4 месяца назад +12

      They’re sooooo 😭

    • @JESSEGUZMAN48
      @JESSEGUZMAN48 4 месяца назад +15

      So he wants to fight or something

    • @rodedraad
      @rodedraad 4 месяца назад +60

      thats what james charles said abt enya so i think theyre mocking that

    • @juliettevt44
      @juliettevt44 4 месяца назад +5

      i almost unsubscribed

  • @whiskybiscuit
    @whiskybiscuit 4 месяца назад +19

    martins makeup definitely helped him serve in this vid

  • @torijeanslayy
    @torijeanslayy 4 месяца назад +157

    Slushies in their sinjin era

  • @JBfunnyo
    @JBfunnyo 4 месяца назад +36

    5:30 The boys screaming in unison had me dying 😭😭

  • @paige6297
    @paige6297 4 месяца назад +161

    not martin calling himself more masculine and then calling hamzah girl 💀

  • @awolace1577
    @awolace1577 4 месяца назад +37

    Hamzah got mogged here i fear... Martin looks like bold glamour

  • @girlblog555
    @girlblog555 4 месяца назад +95

    THIS IS MY SUPER BOWL THIS MEANS SO MUCH TO ME😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

  • @friend5042
    @friend5042 4 месяца назад +32

    wait martin’s kinda got thick thighs but a slvtty waist here 😭

  • @hublots
    @hublots 4 месяца назад +125

    I love that Martin called enya that one girl

  • @lain2478
    @lain2478 4 месяца назад +48

    people on dress to impress are so toxic😭😭

  • @hanasarchive
    @hanasarchive 4 месяца назад +291

    this is actually rage bait

    • @sarahalthoff9157
      @sarahalthoff9157 4 месяца назад +56

      I literally can't watch people play this game if they don't try it's so painful

    • @hanasarchive
      @hanasarchive 4 месяца назад +11

      @@sarahalthoff9157 no fr like it’s actually difficult

    • @KenSuro477
      @KenSuro477 4 месяца назад +36

      @@sarahalthoff9157they were trying tho

    • @conker9529
      @conker9529 4 месяца назад +7

      @@KenSuro477Martin was certainly not trying

    • @rubymoore7871
      @rubymoore7871 4 месяца назад +24

      when he said there is no hijabs i screamed at my screen

  • @dariana6897
    @dariana6897 4 месяца назад +19

    the way martin doesn’t give hamzah any stars 😭😭

  • @elvaelva1117
    @elvaelva1117 4 месяца назад +67

    I BEG YOU PLEASE PLAY DRESS TO IMPRESS WITH MANDY

  • @marksungs
    @marksungs 4 месяца назад +19

    12:49 hamzah doing the fuckass y2k outfit LMFAOOAOOOOAO

  • @aliceherrington
    @aliceherrington 4 месяца назад +62

    Martin serving so much face rn I'm gagged

  • @anabilaver5210
    @anabilaver5210 4 месяца назад +24

    martin my croatian prince

  • @liliac.matter
    @liliac.matter 4 месяца назад +61

    I cant believe hamzah got vip 😭😭😭

    • @kwangyagal
      @kwangyagal 4 месяца назад +22

      And it didn’t even help him lmaoo

  • @jess_isboring
    @jess_isboring 4 месяца назад +18

    not martin serving absolute face throughout this vid 🙏

  • @Cherrrypie99
    @Cherrrypie99 4 месяца назад +88

    Martins face is beat omg. It’s coquette

  • @saggypoopy
    @saggypoopy 4 месяца назад +34

    Just wait til he finds the pose

  • @totoronation
    @totoronation 4 месяца назад +102

    yelled in excitement and slushed everywhere

  • @hibuhhhh67
    @hibuhhhh67 4 месяца назад +25

    34:26 Martin gentle parenting

  • @silkbuni
    @silkbuni 4 месяца назад +27

    hamzah being the fuzzy outfit warrior

  • @sammanion4198
    @sammanion4198 4 месяца назад +11

    This genuinely is their best video

  • @ainsleymagnant1859
    @ainsleymagnant1859 4 месяца назад +10

    loving this clear glimpse into the mind of a man thanks fellas 🙏🏻

  • @irmobik
    @irmobik 4 месяца назад +17

    “i’m not serving face” oh dont worry martin you are

  • @paige6297
    @paige6297 4 месяца назад +39

    martin calling hamzah girl 😭 5:56

  • @Zaraa009
    @Zaraa009 4 месяца назад +17

    “Uk vibes”
    “What?”
    “I’m a boy”

  • @evaternal
    @evaternal 4 месяца назад +159

    happy pride month to my favorite queer baiters 😁🏳️‍🌈

    • @urdumb007
      @urdumb007 4 месяца назад +1

      this is crazy 😭😭😭

  • @yu02837
    @yu02837 4 месяца назад +15

    "its giving betty boop" 😭 12:26

  • @good8oy619
    @good8oy619 4 месяца назад +84

    YESS DRESS TO IMPRESS

  • @tulawinton
    @tulawinton 4 месяца назад +23

    why was hamzah so good with the coquette part

    • @audrey8484
      @audrey8484 3 месяца назад +1

      fr it was js the color n he wouldve won fs

  • @Perkalicious
    @Perkalicious 4 месяца назад +60

    You know it’s a slushy noobz banger when they play dress to impress

  • @jackss2
    @jackss2 4 месяца назад +19

    way he bought vip and lost to martin 💀

  • @FBIs
    @FBIs 4 месяца назад +22

    they listened... thank you ❤

  • @RogerzH
    @RogerzH 4 месяца назад +15

    They definitely recorded this after doing a “doing each others makeup challenge”

  • @viclalala
    @viclalala 4 месяца назад +26

    giving the masses what they want

  • @nataliaaguilarstar
    @nataliaaguilarstar 4 месяца назад +16

    29:01 "Chinese and Mexican" is crazyyyy 😭😭😭😭

  • @aaliyahkey396
    @aaliyahkey396 4 месяца назад +25

    This video really was Hamzah and Mykonos

  • @julsmarino6512
    @julsmarino6512 4 месяца назад +10

    The way they pronounce coquette sent me into orbit

  • @breakfastclosed
    @breakfastclosed 4 месяца назад +12

    hamzah grinning after he bought vip 😭

  • @kamille5104
    @kamille5104 10 дней назад +2

    thank you krystal for letting me use ur phone on break to watch slush noobs while i feast

  • @spudlvr005
    @spudlvr005 Месяц назад +6

    3:03 martin predicting lina 😱😱😱

  • @brendi000
    @brendi000 4 месяца назад +32

    34:51 was actually terrifying what was that

    • @mongvadep1628
      @mongvadep1628 3 месяца назад

      IM SAYING LMFAOOO it came out of no where made me laugh so hard

  • @AishaAguilar-zu4pt
    @AishaAguilar-zu4pt 4 месяца назад +13

    “the shape of a boy”

  • @sk-zk3yw
    @sk-zk3yw 4 месяца назад +7

    martin ate the culture fit tho

  • @em_mi1
    @em_mi1 4 месяца назад +10

    the way they screamed when she did the death drop😭😭