Omg I want to see a part two of like she can't for the life of her find something wrong with our work and both of us are shocked.. Like mason and Joanna E love us and are upset that Karen's back
*~video ideas~* Roleplays: -joanna e roleplay 😫 -cashier roleplay -any kind of makeover roleplay (like the vsco girl, e girl, and horse girl kind of roleplays!) -worst reviewed waitress roleplay -you come across alyssa the horse girl again lol Others: -textured tapping -silicone tapping -inaudible whispers -tracing items -fast and aggressive triggers -MORE FRENCH VIDEOSS!!!! 🤩 -fidget toy triggers (if you have any) :)
Like I can understand if your first language isn't English because our word for carbs is completely different, so I thought that carbs are something...else. Idk what but it just didn't connect itself to sugars, so for a while I didn't know what the fuck people were talking about when they said "carbs." But like if your first language is English then it's weird not to know.
@@monochromedream-eatingbaku So I know this is an old comment, but I'm premed so I always like to share knowledge when I can to avoid misinformation. There are three main macronutrients, which are protein, fat and carbohydrates. There are different kinds of carbohydrates, but one kind of carbohydrates is sugar. So carbs don't have sugars, sugar is a type of carb.
Also kinda scary because I have done childcare for someone like this before but thankfully her kids were lovely so it was worth it even if their mum was annoying
Later Karen: 'Well maid kinda fits into the babysitter tittle and for what I'm paying you, you will be cleaning their rooms." Me: bitch you paying me five bucks every three hours. I ain't cleaning nothing😂😂😂
I seriously know a guy who was allergic to all the same things as Mason, except the gluten. I respect that dude, he must have had some superpowers or something.
Timestamps 0:00 - Karen calling a store and giving ✨ threats ✨ 1:15 - Karen greets you 🧐 1:23 - You were late... Karen is mad. 😡 1:51 - 👀🔽👀⬆️😬 2:05 - ✨ threats ✨ p2 3:41 - a little bit of attitude
I can’t believe when she was talking about the nail appointment she said” they were giving us attitude and they were talking in their language, and I swear they were talking about us”🤣 had me
It's a trap in every turn XD If you put makeup on the child, you'll get probably fired. If you don't put makeup on the child and make her angry, the mother is gonna kill you XD
I can’t 😂😂😂! You are going to have to make more daily videos of Karen lmao, brunch with the girls, going back to return the items, a day at home lmao! Im just obsessed! It was so hard trying not to sleep with your whispers lol but I was just cracking up! Lol loved it!
“she’s got a little bit of an attitude i don’t know where she gets it from” lmao I can’t 😭
"Joeanna E, she's always right" 😭
00:00 Intro
01:16 Being late
02:20 Giving info
03:36 Starts giving instructions
04:30 Nail instructions
05:27 Hair + makeup instructions
06:25 Restrictions
09:13 Reservation
12:25 Toy instructions
13:46 Cat instructions
14:43 Restrictions
16:11 Final notes
18:58 Ending
Ayeee Sawyer is here!
You know your early when Sawyer hasn't finished.
Thank you so much for taking the time to do this! Have a great day or night!
Yes sawyer!
Thanks Sawyer! ❤️
Somewhere there's a Karen watching this thinking these are perfectly normal instructions
omg omg im crying this is so accurate
So freaking true
"she's always right"
Later: "She might ask for hot pink and tell you she's allowed, but she's not. It's NUDE pink."
“if she says she’s allowed to wear makeup don’t let her”😭
mother knows best
@@evelynmunoz6608”but if she throws a tantrum just put some makeup on her “
Tyygrer
Can’t wait for part two when Karen returns to tell us everything we did wrong while babysitting, complain about her brunch, and fire us!
we got something even better! an ongoing series! my fave dysfunctional family!
And demand to speak to our manager.
Omg I want to see a part two of like she can't for the life of her find something wrong with our work and both of us are shocked..
Like mason and Joanna E love us and are upset that Karen's back
Karen: “I hate firing people”
Me: I know you freaking lying 😂
Lol
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“No carbs for Joanna E” sent me 😭😭
lol my name’s joanna
I can’t tell if Joeanna E is spoiled or being abused😂
Honestly I feel like I should call cps
she’s surviving
@@OceansASMR barely😂💗💗
@@OceansASMR Oh god
shes totally just thriving :)
Lmao mason “just learning to protect the house”
*~video ideas~*
Roleplays:
-joanna e roleplay 😫
-cashier roleplay
-any kind of makeover roleplay (like the vsco girl, e girl, and horse girl kind of roleplays!)
-worst reviewed waitress roleplay
-you come across alyssa the horse girl again lol
Others:
-textured tapping
-silicone tapping
-inaudible whispers
-tracing items
-fast and aggressive triggers
-MORE FRENCH VIDEOSS!!!! 🤩
-fidget toy triggers (if you have any) :)
a piercing roll play would be super cool!
PLEAAAAASE DO ONE OF KAREN AT BRUNCH w/ the girlssssss
YESSSSS
yessss
@@elsiechahanovich2014 @Julia Valle yesssssssss
@@elsiechahanovich2014 YES PLEASEEE OCEAN!!
As someone who regularly baby sits, I’ve had moms like this 🥴
My friends tell me stories like this all the time
Omg i ised to babysit last uear and I also had these types of moms.
that’s horrible to hear 😬
@@keiron.4612 if you are asking me then yeah sure i will
Bless you 🥺🥰
I've actually baby sat for a mom like this before. Once... and never again!
Oh dear I am sorry for you
@@oliviahunt7365 thanks 😅
🙀🤧
Heyyy I love your channel! :)
@@secre1y aww thanks dear 🥲
"Don't give her carbs"
"Give her sugar if she cries"
THE HYPOCRISY/LACK OF SCIENTIFIC KNOWLEDGE IS SPOT ON!
Like I can understand if your first language isn't English because our word for carbs is completely different, so I thought that carbs are something...else. Idk what but it just didn't connect itself to sugars, so for a while I didn't know what the fuck people were talking about when they said "carbs." But like if your first language is English then it's weird not to know.
@Candelaria Timorin I know?? From what I understand it's the other way around though, carbs have sugars
@@monochromedream-eatingbaku So I know this is an old comment, but I'm premed so I always like to share knowledge when I can to avoid misinformation. There are three main macronutrients, which are protein, fat and carbohydrates. There are different kinds of carbohydrates, but one kind of carbohydrates is sugar. So carbs don't have sugars, sugar is a type of carb.
This is the best roleplay ever omg. PLEASE do one with karen at brunch with the girls, that would be ICONIC
You’re scarily good at this
Also kinda scary because I have done childcare for someone like this before but thankfully her kids were lovely so it was worth it even if their mum was annoying
Why are your videos of you being "mean" my favorite- 😂
Like honestly me to
hehehhe
“6 and 9 are basically the same just flip it.” “i’ll give you an extra $5” her babysitting rates must be low 🤣🤣
I was looking for a comment like this😂
Later
Karen: 'Well maid kinda fits into the babysitter tittle and for what I'm paying you, you will be cleaning their rooms."
Me: bitch you paying me five bucks every three hours. I ain't cleaning nothing😂😂😂
@@clairehaigh2740 lmao right your lucky if your children are alive when you come home because you’re paying BARE MINIMUM
@@kayleemarie6015 😂😂😂 Karens am I right?
1.66 an hour to babysit 2 children and deal with a demon of a mother
PLS I LOVE THIS UR ACTING IS SO GOOD 😭
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Use me as "I tried to sleep but I cant stop laughing" This is hilarious😂
Your acting is SOOOOOOOOO good 😂
If you want to you should do a role-play where the babysitter is babysitting the kids.
This is the most chaotic and relaxing thing I've ever watch
The tumbnail is everything 😩😩💕💕😭😭
Someone get Joanna E some carbs ASAP 😭✋girl is being deprived
yes i am 😣
I can’t imagine a life without carbs. I eat straight baguettes
Karens most said Word MANAGER and FIRED😂😂
Haha
"Six and nine are the same thing, just flip it around " 😂😂😂🖐️
When she's talking bat "Joanna e" I was literally dying 😂😂
I seriously know a guy who was allergic to all the same things as Mason, except the gluten. I respect that dude, he must have had some superpowers or something.
You uploaded this the same day I got a babysitting job, it’s perfect
Hoping yours was easier than this!
@@claralee5434 😂
y’know, you’re such a good actress and you’ve been getting better and better!
*lists Mason's dietary restrictions.
Me: Okay... So Oxygen then...
Oooh her nails are so fun!!!! What a cutie ❤❤❤
This babysitter better get paid a lot 🤣
And poor Joanna E no carbs and has to wake up at 4am
We need a part two of us actually babysitting
3:18 i cant be the only one who thought she sounded like kourtney kardashian when she said mason😭😂
The effort you put into your videos. Omg, I could never. 💕🦋
I feel so bad for the people that have the name ‘Karen’
SAME, Pierson wodzynski’s mom’s name is Karen and she’s literally one of the coolest mom I’ve come across 😭
Hi sorry if the dislike came thru I clicked the wrong button also my grandmas name is Karen but it's spelled Karyn
karen gillan is literally the opposite of a typical karen lol
i know someone called karen and she is the sweetest woman alive haha
@@navya3889 I mean her name is spelled Karin tho
WHEN SHE TALKED ABOUT THE NAIL SALON 💀
I’ve been wanting a Karen video for so long! Love you! Your acting is amazing!
13:37 " He GoEs LiKe A FoOt In ThE AiR" 😂
"First week?" "Ok, well try not to make it so obvious next time." I can't. I can't. lol
Not Ocean being the best Karen out here….
✨6 and 9 are the same number Just flip it up side down, its the same number✨ Thats my fav line
Karen: So we don’t let Joanna E wear makeup yet…
Me: *So thick winged eyeliner and black lipgloss? Ooo girl u look gorgeoussss*
You´ve gotten so good at roleplays, this honestly sent me, I love it! XD
Timestamps
0:00 - Karen calling a store and giving ✨ threats ✨
1:15 - Karen greets you 🧐
1:23 - You were late... Karen is mad. 😡
1:51 - 👀🔽👀⬆️😬
2:05 - ✨ threats ✨ p2
3:41 - a little bit of attitude
Oh, I'm throwing a rager. XD locking the kids in the cupboard. Good girl finally snaps. Lol
Only ocean and her Karen roleplay has the power to infuriate me and calm me at the same time. ily ocean 😂💞
The labeling cupboards is actually a really good idea especially when guests come over
“Don’t lose sight of the kids” also Karen: “just go clean their rooms when they’re eating or something”
Video idea: maybe posting some same bloopers or just regular ones . If not we understand lol
working on it!
The lack of the Karen haircut is a minus, but the rest is way too accurate-
i love re watching this video. this is one of my fav role play vids you have!!
You know you’re a seashell when you’re here 14 minutes after posting 😂 Love the new Roleplay!!🥰
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Me 6hours after
What about 3 days-
This needs to be a full on movie at this point 💀
your karen asmr vids are great both comedy and relaxation wise!!! another good video as always ocean, thanks :)
I accidentally went on this video but as soon as it started I got addicted lol
The carrot cake line was so subtle and perfect lmao
Hi ocean I love this. This is so relaxing and u always get me to sleep fast I love you
I'll give you an extra five bucks has me dead😂😂😂
Ocean is so sweet but she nailed it with this rude character, WHERE IS HER OSCAR 😭🔥
She don't take nothing from no one! You have a good Karen impression. And with ASMR awesome sauce!.
Your sassy whispering is really relaxing 😅❤
Oh my goshhhh that phone call with the hostess I felt that😭😭
OMG girl your acting is soooo good
Btw could you do another eating with you video
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I can’t believe when she was talking about the nail appointment she said” they were giving us attitude and they were talking in their language, and I swear they were talking about us”🤣 had me
This is pure gold. “No longer be allowed to babysit any other children in this…. State.”
She went big! 😂👏👏
It's a trap in every turn XD If you put makeup on the child, you'll get probably fired. If you don't put makeup on the child and make her angry, the mother is gonna kill you XD
“Joeanna b is the women in charge” i can’t rn 😂
I feel like ocean has so much fun doing these like I would love to do one of these.
“We’ve got Joanna e.. and we’ve also got (Karen looks at her notes)… Mason!” #momoftheyear
nobody does comedy asmr like ocean omg
“He’s just learning to protect the house”🤣🤣🤣 what is he? A dog? Lmao I love this character 🔥
She did this roleplay too well, i forgot it wasn't real, I was like who is she talking to??😕😒😤😂😂
i work in customer service and that phone call brought back some bad memories 💀💀
my biggest flex is that I saw the comment that requested this vid idea before ocean posted the vid
I can’t 😂😂😂! You are going to have to make more daily videos of Karen lmao, brunch with the girls, going back to return the items, a day at home lmao! Im just obsessed! It was so hard trying not to sleep with your whispers lol but I was just cracking up! Lol loved it!
How do you manage to always look amazing??? Girl tell us your secret✨
This is really good, i love it!
I can never pass up any one of these videos. You are so funny!!!
Ocean, you are rlly good at this asmr. Thanks for the great vids 😁
Oh god I had a Karen situation a few days ago and this reminds me of it 🙄
Day 2 of asking ocean to do a helping you pack for college! ❤️
U should make this a series btw love u ocean
Ohww I’m excited!!! This such an original idea :]]
I requested this yayyyy!!!! Thanks so much
6 and 9 are the same thing. Just flip it upside down it’s the same number. 🤣🤣🤣 I am dying
“Last nanny twisted her ankle because he pushed her”
Me: what? Did I hear that right 😳
Never thought Ocean could be a Karen
RIGHT LMFAO
YESSS THIS IS WHAT I’VE BEEN SUGGESTING AND WHAT I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THANK YOU 😃😃😃😃😃💗💗💗💗💗
OCEAN LOOKS SO PRETTY HERE🥺💘
I have a love/hate relationship with Karen 😂💕 please make her shop at sephora!
"Never let them out of your sight"
2 minutes later: "Clean their rooms while their eating dinner"
Ocean should do a follow up video of us talking to Karen after babysitting the kids and like getting paid and stuff like that.
I don't care what Karen says.
We're doing hot pink🙄💅🏻
. 👑
Love ur pfp 😃
@@Fatima-se5gu I know it’s amazing
This character literally has me sweating 😓 the store and the restaurant better watch out omg
Johanna b likes hot pink as much as her mother likes the cameras 😂😂
Congrats, you have successfully captured the essence of Karen!
great, ive always wanted to babysit a yassified ten year old and a rabid child on a diet of air